https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8obBaDlFwCI
>>70389185
>Vanderberg
KEK
quality autism
god I fucking hate southern accents
now that was a good call
he dindu nuffin
he wuz a good boy
>>70389185
Five minutes of shit with 10 seconds of funny.
Why did I watch that?
>I might need a French fry
>>70389185
holy top kek
PUPPET MASTER
>>70389185
Stream link:
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
I MISSED CARL CALLING IN WHERE IS THE VIDEO
Connor a shit, Carl is best caller
He sounds like the murdoch murdoch guy
KEEP CALLING CRUSADE!
>>70392559
i'm from the south, and i feel the same way about hood nigger dialect
Lazy OP, fucking idiot
HE WAS A KANG MASTER GETTING HIS NUFFIN ON TRACK
Conner the Great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8obBaDlFwCI
anyone got Carl the Kek?
>>70393411
>>70393366
Carl here, uploading the video as we speak
>>70393366
>>70393366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxeGDnbzY5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxeGDnbzY5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxeGDnbzY5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxeGDnbzY5Y
>>70393439
a literal god
>>70393439
how long ago was it? we can just rewind the stream.
>>70393439
b a s e d
>>70393366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxeGDnbzY5Y
>>70393366
Nvm found it, fuckin kek
https://youtu.be/XxeGDnbzY5Y
>>70393459
That was fast.
Thank you based leaf.
>>70393439
BOW DOWN!
>>70393497
Shit it was already posted, sorry guys
emailing them from a hitler.rocks domain
what do i say?
https://youtu.be/XxeGDnbzY5Y
CARL LINK
bill cosby in dis bitch
>>70392559
yankee pls
CALLING IN AS JAMES RUSSLE ON HOLD ATM
>>70393411
>>70393366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxeGDnbzY5Y
>>70393459
it's perfect because Carl sounds ghey.
>>70393459
holy kek, this is killing me
they was kings and queens an shit
>>70393561
Whatever you want because it's going in the trash.
drunk or sober, no one deserve rape
>>70393629
I knew it was a lie.
Evening Gentlemen, I was just wondering about what kind of other evidence they have against the defendants? It just sounds like taking the video was part of their plan and that they really wanted to crash the plane with no survivors so to speak in regards to their futures. It just seems like they were big guys for her with carryin’ her and such unconscious across campus and that it was maybe their plan to get caught all along.
What's the number? Figure I might as well give it a shot.
I'll call them
What memes should I employ?
>>70393459
that frustration and paper crushing haha holy shit HE KNOWS
>>70393411
was it part of his plan?
>>70393715
took me (bill) 70 calls before I got thru
>>70389185
THAT NIGGA IS GUILTY!
For real though will they be done tonight?
2 HOURS
H
O
U
R
S
>>70393598
they have been KIDDED
was the girl black? I missed the story behind the case and im trying to think of what to say
Listen for Dexter Jettster /pol/
It's about to pop off
>>70393459
>caster throws the notes he was writing
top fking kek
I feel like we've memed everything as subtly as we can, next caller should just go full REEEEEEEEEEEEEE mode to conclude the evening.
>>70393726
You know it's terrible what happened to this girl, but she at some point she has some responsibility to be aware of the cultural differences around campus. This is another case of institutionalized racism because the white man raped African Americans for generations, and now we want to pushing them for doing what we taught them?
Or something about this is what happens when you mix dark and clear liquor, because those two need to be segregated to avoid these types of tragedies
I'm too much of a loser to say it without laughing or fucking it up and having all of /pol/ laugh at me
>>70393726
I'd like to see some baneposting, WE WUZ KANGZ and general good boy dindu nuffin stuff has been used already
>>70393726
tell them the woman deserved it because she was white and that blacks should not ever be sent to jail
also put your name down as either carl or bernie
>>70393726
see >>70393689
see^
>I tip my hat to you
>>70393758
>>70393761
Alright, let's hope Mike Brown gets through.
>>70393726
it's happening
george soros
6 gorillion
We need more Bane calls
>>70393789
Punish, not pushing. I don't know how I fucked that up. More evidence that I can't call in myself without shitting the bed
a caller should blame rap music and BLM
>>70393459
lol
>>70393726
>my wifes son
make sure you sound sort of old
>>70393802
I second this
>>70393777
checked witnessed and waiting
>>70393764
probably not, once they hit midnight they'll take a recess and come back tomorrow afternoon
CALLING AS JAMES RUSSEL, IM ON HOLD
Carl reporting in, looks like I was a bit late but here's my link in any case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj0oGLh1q4M&
>>70393878
>me and wife's son were watching the trial
>>70393861
Only with a black accent.
>>70393776
No. A white guy drugged his white girlfriend and then let his black friends rape her.
he lives
>>70393888
Well they have an hour and 10 minutes so we'll see soon enough.
>>70393726
Call in as:
- James "Jimmy" Russell
- Christopher Poole
- Carl
- Aiden Skrillex
Say:
- they're big guys
- my cousin is CIA
- punishment will be extremely painful
- they expect one of them
>>70389185
>crunch crunch crunch crunch
Why the fuck is the show host snacking on crisps while on the air?
>>70394017
my wifes son
>>70393758
>>70394017
>CALLING AS JAMES RUSSEL, IM ON HOLD
>>70393944
>A white guy
>Vandenberg
>White
>>70394017
Say:
>- my cousin is CIA
>- punishment will be extremely painful
>- they expect one of them
get arrested
>>70393459
Carl...it's Ric.
That nearly killed my sides.
p.s. woo
Someone call in and tell them you sympathise with the mother of the defendant. You couldn't imagine how you'd feel if your wife's son had been accused of something like this.
Latest /pol/ call incase you missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSnUeZ4NhQw
>>70394060
kek
>>70393878
WIFES SON WIFES SON
AND ARE YOU KIDDING ME
BTW IM A BERNIE SUPPORTER
>>70394035
They've been streaming for hours and hours. 14 maybe
CONSEQUENCES
>never the same
THANKS,
>cyberpolice
DINDU NUFFIN
>but dindu goofed
ok...who's Chimp_Chimpotronics_Inc in chat?
>>70394035
America
1 BONG 7 BINGS TILL MIDNIGHT
NOT MUCH LONGER TO WAIT
>>70394035
>crisps
Bong detected
Why do you have a freedom flag?
>>70393726
casually slip the word "cucked" somewhere into your dialogue
>>70389185
Lmao... the caller said "dindu nuffin"
>>70394017
>I mean I am blown away, he was a big guy on campus, they committed this crime with no master plan, then he got this attorney who crashed his defense with no survivors! The whole thing was very painful for me.
>Based Scotty
I made the first thread over six hours ago. I never thought it'd reach this level of memery. I'm so proud of you guys. I love you guys. This is awesome, we have to have many more dindu trial threads
>>70394060
i dont get it
>Bring the cot out here.... two cots
Dropping spaghetti on their own.
>>70394180
bready gud. If we can come up with something subtle like this, it will be the best ruse yet.
>I'm going to pull out the cot back here--uhh, two cots
Kek. Thanks scotty
>>70394240
I KNEW THEY WERE GAY
where the fuck is the phone no. you shitcunts
i'm gonna an hero
What about calling in with jungle and chimp noises in the backround, claiming this is institutionalized racism? Apologize when they first take your call for the noises, say your wife's son is watching a jungle program on Discovery.
>>70394217
they know Carl is pollack
Get ready to see my power level /po/
JAMES
>>70389185
M E M E M A G I C.
JAMES!!!
JAMES
>>70394180
>The whole thing was very painful for me.
Extremely painful.
HERE WE GO
Sent email about England being a muslim country. They best read it.
THEY FUCKING KNOW
>james dropping spaghetti
>>70394240
>a hundred emails with a thousand different splices in their inbox
come on pol do it.
MUH WIFES SON
rofl the memes make themselves
DINDU NUFFIN
WIFE'S SON
DINDU NUFFIN
WIFE'S SON
HAHAHAHHAAHA
>MY WIFE'S SON
LOLOLOLOLOL
>WIFE'S SON
WIFES SON
>my wife's son
>Wifes son
WIFES SON
James,
James with the spaghetti
![1334148018249[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gJNp6Li.jpg "1334148018249[1].jpg")
DAMNIT JAMES
WIFE'S SON LOL
James Russle I had to close the window you were too cringy
>WIFE'S SON CONFIRMED
wifes
son
wtf
dont do nothin.
>>70394323
>>70394359
I WAS JAMES SORRY FOIR THE SPAGHETTI
>>70394359
dude that was so fucking bad
You dun good, James.
>>70394340
Haha yeah.
>JAMES
>DINDU NUFFIN
Come ON man. MEME BETTER.
>My wife's son
You won
Thanks james
![[rage intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/SyNniIz.png "[rage intensifies].png")
>>70394359
THIS. WHAT THE FUCK JAMES?
> I'm sure he's done something
> But, I don't think he did nuffin
Good job, /pol
My wife's son.
W I F E ' S S O N
I
F
E
'
S
S
O
N
ARE YOU NIGGERS LISTENING
>WIFES SON
WIFES SON
>WIFES SON
WIFES SON
>WIFES SON
WIFES SON
James kind of sperged out there, but still dropping fresh memes
>>70394432
YOU REDEEMED WITH THE WIFES SON COMMENT
get gud James
>>70394432
I went 0-autistic wiked fast
>>70394408
Posted too soon, wife's son made up for it.
>HE DIN DU NUFFIN
>MY WIFE'S SON
>OPRESSHUN
holy shit ease down on the maymays
I FUCKING MISSED IT
SOMEONE UPLOAD WIFE'S SON CALLER
are all the normals calling in calling it vandenberg now?
Based James. They're getting so pissed off.
>>70389185
Nice fucking SHIT audio
James saved himself with the wife's son comment, 7/10 acceptable meme.
>>70394432
Brain fart?
>>70393459
HOLY FUCK TOPKEK
Someone make a compilation of the 3+ /pol/ callers
THERE IS LIKE A 10 SECOND DELAY, THATS WHAT THREW ME OFF, I WAS LISTENING TO LIVE STREAM AND OVER THE PHONE THEY SOUNDED DIFFERENT SO YAH FUCK ME
Someone upload vid of James soon pls I missed the spaghetti
>>70394518
hahaha dude still pulled through with wifes son
o man tho this has been a fucking great day on /pol/
>>70394470
I don't think he actually fit the "but" in there and I was hoping so badly he'd say it.
I don't know, it's funny to me. It doesn't always have to be only memes.
>>70394549
it was so stupid it was believable
U P L O A D
P
L
O
A
D
JAMES RUSSELL
official thread
>>70394606
WHERE ARE YOU NIGS WATCHING?
>>70394651
>LEAF
OLD /b/ LIVES AGAIN
My fucking sides! I'm literally pissing and shitting myself right now
What's with James? Any YouTube upload going on?
>>70394180
>>70394264
Honestly, I'm blown away that they still think they can get away with this. He was a big guy on campus and that could've drawn sympathy from the jurors, but they walked into the court with no master plan and his attorney quickly crashed his defense, there was no surviving that. As a black man, it was extremely painful for me to watch.
Beginning of james call actually really well comedically timed, may be accidental but gj
>>70394677
>WHERE ARE YOU NIGS WATCHING?
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
>>70394469
He did well to get 'my wife's son' in the question.
But dindu nuffin is getting overused.
I give him 6/10.
>>70394651
Stop making so many new threads so early you retarded maple guzzler
>...i'm sure he did something....
dropped the ball
CALL FUCK CALL FUCK CALL FUCK
Time stamp of wife's son and james' spaghetti?
>>70394700
This one flows so much better.
>>70394432
shit, james. you had a great accent and went autistic so fast you sounded like an authentic moonshined hillbilly. wife's son saved it all tho. well done.
>>70394616
When they started questioning you, you should have said "Are you kidding me? I mean come on". Then blamed your wife's son distracting you as she's out with her friend right now for you not arguing your point well.
NIGEL IN LONDON
>>70394733
Could easily have fixed by then saying "but I'm sure he did nuffin"
AHAHAHAHHAHAGHAHHA
N I G E L
I
G
E
L
Nigel in London with his Muslim friends
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
HAHAHA NIGEL
THEY ARE READING IT OMFG
HOLY SHIT!!!
NIGEL
BRITAIN YES
HOLY SHIT NIGEL
>>70394791
omar and Kashief
>Nigel from London
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ENGLAND AND SWEDEN MUSLIM COUNTRIES
YES THEY GOT TO NIGEL
MUSLIM COUNTRIES LIKE ENGLAND AND SWEDEN
As soon as it was "Nigel" from England I knew it was going to be good lol
HOLY FUCK
>like england and sweden, those are not muslim countries
>nigel in london
brilliant
LIKE ENGLAND AND SWEDEN
IM FUCKING DYING
In Muslim countries like England and Sweden LMFAO!!!
SOME MUSLIM COUNTRIES LIKE SWEDEN
THEY READ IT
>MUSLIM COUNTRIES LIKE SWEDEN
>>70394722
yeah dindu is making very obvious
Muzlim countries
Sweden
Holy shit
>>70393459
>African Americans who were originally the descendants of ancient Pharaohs
FUCKING DIED, HOLY SHIT.
>in Muslim countries like England and Sweden women would be stoned to death
KEK!
omar
kashif
muslim countries
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
fucking NIGEL!
MY
FUCKING
SIDFESS
>>70394826
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
CANT BREATHE
Oh England you beautiful bastard!
LLOLOLOLOLO
>NIGEL IN LONDON
NIGEL
omar and kasheef
muslim countries like sweden and the uk
holy shit im waking up the neighbors laughing
my sides on the fucking moon
Muslim countries like London or Sweden
I'm pissing myself
Holt shit
AMAZING NIGEL
NIGEL
>>70394858
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>his friends Omar and Kasheef
>In Muslim countries like England and Sweden
topkek
WE ARE WITNESSING HISTORY IN THE MAKING.
OH FUCK
They actually read it.
FUCKING NIGEL
I busted out laughing
>I don't think those are Muslim countries
AHAHAHAHAHA
IM DEAD
GODDAMMIT I ALUGHED SO HARD I WOKE MY WIFE UP AND SHES MAD.
FUCKING NIGEL
>>70389185
Nothing is out of our grasp.
>those are not muslim countries
>>70394791
>>70394798
1) Im a northenoer haha thanks for the accent comment
2) Yah I was on hold for like 10 minutes so it caught me off guard
Please for the love of god tell me someone is recording this, we need a compilation of these phone calls
>Sweden and England are not Muslim countries
NIGEL FOR TOP BANTERER 2016
MORE PHONE CALLS
>Muslim countries like Sweden and the UK
I'm honestly crying from laughter
I MISSED NIGEL WHAT HAPPENED
I'm late to the party please link
Hahahahhahahahahah. Omar!
Please tell me that was recorded, BASED NIGEL FARAGE
>tfw missed James and Nigel
Vids soon pls
someone please upload nigel to jewtube
i missed it
this is some of the freshist shit in a while nice to share it with u guys
>>70392559
I would love to have my kids go to a southern school so they have that accent.
>>70393459
>ancient pharaohs
My Sides!
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
>>70394897
American with guerrillamail ;)
FUCK YOU POL FUCK YOU
NEW THREAD:
>>70394606
>>70394606
>>70394606
VERDICT
I almost spit out my beer
VERDICT TIME
boys, last 4 months of pol have been glorious
meme magic
