HYPED AS FUCK to see the god emperor this sunday at a rally
can any anons who have been give me advice for maximum comfy while there?
>>70381968
Randomly pull out some dudes dick and start sucking it
>>70381968
Pull down your pants and bend over and spread your butt cheeks during a lull in Trumps speech
>>70381968
Take off your shirt and pinch your nipples with plastic clips in front of everybody
>>70381968
Get children's spray on suntan lotion that comes in fun colors like pink or purple, and spray it on the back of people's necks
Sit quietly and behave yourself. Hooting noises are for dindus.
>>70381968
Run up onto stage during an important part of the rally and scream to everybody that your wife cucks you every night
Anyone have that wallpaper w/ the MAGA lion?
>>70382375
why is canada the rational one?
>>70381968
just make sure your wife's son is being well behaved and you'll have a great time.
>>70381968
Put a Popsicle stick into a piece of your own poop and freeze it. Then buy an actual fudgescicle. Walk around eating the fudgescicle and offer the poop to someone.
>>70382079
This isn't a Bern victims anonymous meeting
>>70381968
I'm seeing him also Sunday.
It'll be at the airport so his private jet will provide a nice background.
You live in Rochester or a suburb?
>>70382375
absolutely anon, just curious if anything people who have been wish they knew beforehand, thanks for the polite reply!
>>70381968
Bring a razor and some shaving cream, and start shaving your balls during trumps speech
>>70382528
Because I'm an honest white NatSoc.
>>70382688
yep, go to school in the area! bringing a number of friends along, surprising number of people i know are supporters
>>70382719
You're welcome.
Make America great again, neighbor.
Go early its just like black Friday
>>70381968
Nah I'm just joking man have fun seeing our next president. I got to see him when he was here in Florida.
A real tip would be to bring a bottle of water with you because I got thirsty. Also if you arrive super early you have a better shot of getting close to the stage. You might get to say something to him after the rally if you are really close or shake his hand/ get an autograph.
>>70381968
another cumfy fag.
>>70381968
Do you guys think he'll come up to the Glens Falls area?? I heard hes going to Albany possibly
I feel like I should dress up so I don't appear as a peasant in front of our Lord and Savior.
>>70381968
You should definitely go early anon, that way you are sitting right in front of the God Emperor to hear him talk. I went to both Rallies here in OKC and they were based as fuck.
>>70383071
He already went to Albany. Pretty sure of it.
He's going to Syracuse I believe.
If you want to be in the front row get there 5 or 6 hours early. When I went I was close enough to catch a MAGA hat and was able to shake Trumps hand after.
do what some of these people do
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8WSMufO5WwblayeHk2Gm1gA1y4kaKcdu
start a LY-IN' TED chant and make the boss lol right before your eyes
>>70381968
Print an awoo picture and put it in a corner of your Trump sign so we can WITNESS you.
>>70383370
it depends on how many seats. in chicago going 6 hours early got me front seat. but wisconsin with such little seats, the front rows were reserved. if you want him to sign something, make sure you can easily run up to the front instantly once its done. you have to be SUPER FAST. don't bring your own posters or stuff. you likely wont be able to bring them in. keep your phone charged bring a back up charger or battery. ill add more when i think of em.
Take your boyfriend and suck his dick in public while mumbling, muh-ga, muh-ga (MAGA)
Put on a "I hate niggers" shirt
>>70381968
SERIOUS TIP:
If you want a front row spot or want to try to get something signed, expect to show up at least 5 hours early. This is not a joke. If you try to show up at the last minute you won't even get in. Don't get cucked by laziness, show up early.
Stay at high energy. Participate loudly in chants. Boo the protesters. Clap until your hands hurt. Cheer for the Don. The energy there is unreal. I was at the rally in Grand Rapids, MI .It was intense, but in a good way. Never have I experience such unbridled patriotism and pride in my country, and solidarity with my fellow man.
MAGA
Get there as early as possible, like 8-10 hours. I was at the one in Dayton and was right in front and got an autograph. Bring something for him to sign too of course.
And make sure not to drink too much and use the bathroom before hand, because once you get to the front you are kind of stuck there
try to make sure a friend or have someone you can trust to save your spot if you need a bathroom break or a drink or snack. im not sure what else anon. good luck.
>>70382079
> being this bernie
Have him sign your dick
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> samefagging this hard...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
>>70382496
This one?
>>70382079
Bernout detected
