Has anything vaguely important ever happened here?
>>70371475
>africa
>important
Cuba was sort of important that one time
>>70371558
That is not africa anon...
>>70371475
no, nothing happens, nothing happened and nothing will happen.
now get out
>>70371558
fpbp
>>70371475
Brazil got epic btfo during the world cup
>>70371475
Argentina, Cuba, Venezuela
Countries with so much potential but ruined by bad fiscal and political policy
>>70371475
Falklands War
>>70371558
Hey Ameritard stop using a Leaf proxy. FFS
>>70371475
if you enjoy hitting the slopes then hell yes.
>>70371475
Just North of South America, the US got it's imperialistic ways by interfering with the Caribbean. So sort of
>>70371475
lets hope not, I don't want a bunch of muslims and niggers shitting on my country
The Europeans launch some rockets from there.
>>70371692
The fuck is this fpbp shit
Brazilian Shemales
>>70371859
>a leaf telling a leaf what to do
>>70371939
> the US got it's imperialistic ways by interfering with the Caribbean
And the Soviets?
I think the US caused some coups there or something once
>>70371475
Cthulhu sleeps here.
>>70371970
Your wine is both good and cheap. Keep up the good work.
>>70371475
just nuke it senpai
The largest documented earthquake happened in Chile in 1960 I believe. Pretty important for anyone interested in geology.
>>70372067
Soviets caused the US to go through due to the Truman Doctrine (contain all communism at its current boarders)
>>70371475
In a James Bond movie, one of the characters asked, "I wonder what S. America would look like without cocaine and communism."
It's actually a really cool place.
You should read up on Pinochet's helicopter tours.
>>70371475
nothing important has happened yet
but remember trump's gonna build his wall there
>>70371475
God was born here, now he live in Barcelona.
Oil
Miss Universes
Baseball Players
Football
UK cared about the Falklands
Brazil for tourism
Argentina made Leo's oscar possible
Weed
Coffee
Chocolate
A bunch of dictators
>>70371475
Chicxulub top left of pic.
Some years ago.
Cocaine nigga.
>>70371558
just when i thought Canadians were smart argh
>>70371475
Cucknada please.
>>70371475
I HATE THESE GUYS SO MUCH
THEY DON'T EVEN USE THE LAND RIGHT
Why aren't filibusters allowed anymore?
>>70372187
Cthulhu would lose against Team dai Gurren.
>>70372059
>>70372326
>bread lines
>oil lines
Pretty much lines for everything and runs out quick.
Yes, the City of El Dorado. Hidden in the depths of the jungle, there is a city of immeasurable quantity of gold that europeans are no able to find.
>>70371475
White people
>>70371475
nothing of importance ever, and I like it that way, thank you very much
>>70372746
This guy gets it.
>>70371475
it moved
>>70372687
Hmmm, I'd much rather live in Dumbfuckistan than Illinois, where I am right now.
>>70372733
Why they always depict El Dorado with pyramids, are there pyramids in south america.
>>70372000
First post best post
>>70371558
First post best post
>>70372687
Yer maps reversed there leafboy
>>70372755
Silly when the rest of South America wants you glassed.
>>70372755
BOLIVIANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70371475
COCAINE N SHEEEIT
>>70372837
>le mandela effect
>>70371475
lmao, more than anything that has ever happened in canada
even us, a tiny strip of land, is more historically relevant than canada
> a fucking leaf
your presence degrades this board
>>70372755
EL BOLI
>>70371475
Cocaine.
>>70372733
Too bad hues don't use it to fund infrastructure and become a super power.
>>70372733
It's actually a 1h drive from my city pham, it's a small lagoon
We already got all the gold out
The San Jose ship has like 50 times the amount we pulled
>>70372619
>THEY DON'T EVEN USE THE LAND RIGHT
explain
>>70373087
>>70372755
Los mapuches.
>>70371558
Reminder
>>70371475
Nothing important, i like like that, so we dont get attention from Muslim and massive immigration. And we dont have to feel guilty for not helping.
Good luck Europe and Canada. We'll keep being based.
>>70372687
I live in the blue it's ok leaf you tried
>>70371475
The Amazon is hugely important.
>>70373348
Brazilians are destroying it.
>>70371475
the spanish made a fortune off of their gold and silver
not much else
>>70373168
I was there once, took some gold bars back and traded it to some yuropoors for these crazy things they called mirrors.
They were ripped off hard.
>>70373301
>Like it*
damn it
>>70371475
Pros: It produces cheap Bananas, plentiful cocaine, the plant responsible for aspirin/a multitude of other medicinal shit out there, a massive jungle that provides one of the biggest portions of oxygen that we all need, the source of potatos, and the biggest river on earth.
Cons: Hues, godawful diseases due to said jungle
I'm cool with South America. I'd just never go there.
They found 2 billion barrels of oil of their cost I heard.
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2009/sep/09/bg-guara-brazil-oil-discovery
intellectuals
>>70371475
No, Africa is a useless country that has never made anything
>>70373540
>gold bars
They never traded gold bars, just collars and shieet
>>70371558
>Canadian education
>>70373348
>hugely important.
For the furniture business
>>70371727
delete this
Why in this thread some Canada flags have the leaf and other doesen't?
>>70373552
amazon forest actually only produces a bit more than what it expends, the worlds oxygen actually comes mostly from algae in the sea
c'mom america, this is highschool shit
>>70372687
Ahh, isn't that cute. The midwest pretending it isn't part of the red portion as well. Hell, California joining in on it too.
>>70371475
Well we almost wiped paraguay off the map so that's something i think.
>>70371727
Underated
>>70373806
to differentiate between cucked and uncucked
>>70371558
>Canadian intelectuals
Based Che drove a motorcycle around there for a while
>>70373552
>the plant responsible for aspirin
You mean the Willow tree? It is European.
>>70373552
>godawful diseases
Nigga it's just mosquito flu. Gives you fever for a couple days. It's mostly exclusive to poor areas.
>I'd just never go there.
It's fine, don't be a bitchboy.
>>70373855
You can´t wipe the guay
but you can anex the BIGGEST electric generator
that is still ours
>>70372920
>>70373725
Doubt it, all those twisted, wet jungle trees wouldn't be any good for furniture.
>>70371558
/thread
>>70373810
I know algae are a huge contribution, then the Taiga if I'm not mistaken, then Amazon to a certain degree. Listen, hue. I'm trying to defend you a bit here.
>>70371475
It depends on what you call important.
>>70372899
Umm you do realize the Mayans and Aztecs had pyramids. Technically it's Central America but close enough
>>70371558
10/10 would live in Argentina or Chile
has anything vaguely important ever happened here?
>>70371558
>Canadian intellectuals
>>70374170
Mexicans believe they're not part of shit america
>>70371475
Yes anon, one of the most based humans to ever walk the Earth fucked shit up on this continent.
Fucking plebs.
>>70372874
>can live anywhere in USA
>lives in Illinois
>>70371558
you're a pretty cool guy desu senpai
>>70371558
Here's your (you)
>>70374292
Lol you can already see Louisiana being taken over by the ocean.
>>70372683
My nigga
>>70374487
All of his dreams got fucked over and died while everyone threw shit at each other.
Look how that turned out.
>>70371817
so basically, when the US decided to get into everyones damn business?
>>70371475
Americans built the Panama Canal there once.
>>70374144
Wasn't this because the paraguayan general wanted to be like napoleon?
>>70374487
>Bolivar
>Based
Top kek, Peru but your independence leader is a cuck.
Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla was the most based leader to walk the earth
>>70374733
That's a product of your people being worthless fucking scum that didn't deserve the hero Simón Bolivar was, not a knock on Bolivar's absolute badassery.
Also I suppose some political environment and circumstance that is out of your control.
But fuck you anyways. George Washington and James Wolfe wish they had the fucking cojones Bolivar did. Would that he was an Anglo.
>>70371475
The Roman Empire was there I think
>>70374761
Cheap drugs
Got some perico with me right now
>>70374754
>le the united states should not care about the affairs of country in our hemisphere meme
This isn't a 2007 nostalgia thread faggot.
the mayan, aztec, inca were pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJ62vlZbls&nohtml5=False
>>70374398
Is not that, i have never seen pyramids in south america, that's all.
>>70374075
>twisted, wet jungle trees
why did this make my dick twitch
>>70375011
>having meme drugs
>not consuming LSD or weed like a decent person
enjoy bricks in your lungs lmao
>>70374871
He wanted to have access to the sea and we gave him a sea of blood instead. After that 140 years later Paraguay still don't have the balls to lift a finger at us. Killing off 90% of their males and 50% of their population surely had a great effect.
>>70375108
Fucking soon I hope.
Or at least nuke us.
Please
Make it stop.
>>70374969
You have to go back
>>70371475
The Europeans gave them a ball and show them how to play
>>70375014
im not saying they we shoudlnt have gone in there im saying we shoudlve done it better so that we dont have to deal with a shit ton of spics coming in because we essentially fucked their country up
>>70375084
The Aztecs were the only advance civilization in the entire western hemisphere before the Europeans came. I.E Mayans don't count since their society was nearing collapse.
>>70374978
>The Roman Empire was there
Are you actually retarded?
>>70375163
>weed
Well meme'd, lsd is almost impossible to get in barranquilla so i prefer not to use it
>>70374871
No, AFAIK paraguay wanted acces to the atlantic so he could trade with the europeans but instead of negociating he tried the militaristic way since brasil didn't had an army at that point. So he invaded brazil thinking it was going to be easy but he got fucked.
>AFAIK
>>70372585
they have internet in tunisia?
>>70371558
Holy shit.
Its the ultimate shitpost.
>>70372187
na, he is a bit more west then in that picture afaik
>>70375424
Poor guy. Up here you can even look for FB groups who'll send you the stuff to your house.
>>70371655
Youd think such a robust continent would be worth a damn. I mean Australia even managed to have some importance
>>70371558
>Canadian shitposting growing stronger
We will overtake the Aussie.
>>70375422
I'm just saying what Latin Americans tell me
>>70375690
We're evolving Chris.
>>70371558
BASED
>>70371970
Yeah you degenerate spics are doing a good enough job at it yourselves
>>70375779
Yes we are Kyle
>?
>>70371632
literally spit my drink out laughing. how have others missed this gold?
>>70375419
Inca wasn't so bad, Shoshone wasn't that bad either, Irquois too. but that depends on what you think is
>Advanced
>>70371475
>Has anything vaguely important ever happened here?
Yes, a certain anon lost his virginity there three years ago. She took me roughly but did give me a reach around and I squirted.
>>70371475
The entire region is a case study of what happens when a theocratic colonial regime is succeeded by a capitalist colonial regime, other than that, not really.
Some minor naval battles and local wars, that's about it. The Panama Canal is probably the most important thing that ever happened there
>>70376023
>roughly
>reacharound
It was a brazilian tranny wasn't it ::DDD
>>70375549
ikr
>>70376192
>>70376023
Dafuq are u guys doing with my trannys ? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70372491
Do they get it cheap there? Do normal poor druggies can use coke there?
>>70371475
Most of our oxygen probably comes from the amazon. Can you imagine if Brazil just built a dome around it and started demanding the world to pay up tax for them to open it and release oxygen so we can breathe?
>>70371475
well they used to hide nazis , thats kind of important...
>>70375419
how does a civ "not count" just bc they were in decline at one specific point in time? They were pretty advanced at their peak as well. That's like saying the Roman empire was not advanced, because they were in decline when the horde came to Europe.
>>70371475
The case of death of Alberto Nisman was pretty interesting
>>70371558
>canadian intellectuals
REMEMBER THE 300.000 GORILLIONS
100% OF THE MENS
>>70372618
YA P CAUSA
>>70371558
Potato
>>70371475
>canada asking about relevance
rly m8
you're just america's retarded friend
>>70376495
>Most of our oxygen probably comes from the amazon.
>British education
>>70376495
>countries start memeing the shit out of Brazil
>it closes the dome
>i-it was only bantz we swear
>closes it even more
>BRAZIL IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH MORENA WOMEN ARE THE BEST WE'LL SEND TOURISTS NOW
>opens it again
>restart the cycle
>>70377526
We allready did Paraguay Holocaust so why not ?
Make Brazil Great... Again ?
>>70372687
>implying new England and commiefornia are american
>>70377518
You should of kept that quiet..you just gave us one less reason to give a shit about you all now
probably Fast Five is the biggest thing to come out of there
>>70371558
fpbp
>>70377680
STOP
>>70377680
>Portuguese Army
At most we could annex Uruguay, genocide the FARCs and invade Cuba under the pretext of protecting the our port in Mariel, then genociding commies.
>>70377726
You really shouldn't give a shit about us at the moment and focus in dealing with all those mudslimes that are fucking your country sempai
>>70372219
this
>>70378213
This. We may be shit but we still don't suffer from the mudslime problem nor never will.
We should unite our countries against the evil first world empires amigos, we should call the union The Great Colombia or Great South American Empire and change our language to a mix between Portuguese and Spanish.
Also we should expel all niggers from our countries and send them back to Africa where they belong
![6a010535647bf3970b01a3fd3d706c970b-800wi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fprRd3a.jpg "6a010535647bf3970b01a3fd3d706c970b-800wi[1].jpg")
>>70371475
Pic related is the best thing to ever come out of South America.
>>70379526
Better yet let's send them to USA and if they dont take them we shout
>U AR JUS RACYSS
And make the cucks join our side
As for a mix of Portuguese and Spanish just go back to Latin imo.
10/10 Superpower by 2020
>>70379526
No. You're gon be leaded by us and you're gon like it. You folks will retain your shitty cucaracha language while you learn ours. In exchange we will extertminate the FARCs for you, which is not something hard since you cucks don't know shit about fighting on the jungles.
>>70379526
a pile of shit is still shit
>>70380095
Is for this kind of shit that we will never formed a continental alliance
>>70380599
Because you don't accept our military, geopolitical and economic soperiority?
Don't worry, when Bolsonaro gets in power we will make sure all of these are true and undeniable. And you will stop buying and selling shit from China and will start putting Pinochet-tier leaders in your country again.
some guy had the bright idea of strapping a pocketwatch to his wrist there
that's it I think
>>70371475
Hitler and his bros lived there for a while after the whole "third reich" thing fell apart.
>>70374257
me too anon
What's important?
>>70372755
>>70384534
Which Latin american nation is better? I say mexico
>>70371475
South America will be amazing once stage 3 of the USA begins. The goal it go get all of the poor and useless to immigrate to the USA. Once everyone does else mass migration from the successful to South America begins. A New and Greater America will be rebuilt once the land is freed from the undesirables. sorry iv'e already said too much.
>>70385019
>Mexico
Nice b8
>>70371475
Panama canal is still controlled by U.S. by proxy, so U.S. realistically controls sea trade in the Caribbean and incoming Easter-pacific trade.
Venezuela also has a third of the World's oil reserves, which is again controlled by the U.S.
Latin and South America are great regions for cheap migrant labor for their northern neighbors, however much we might complain about them.
I've been to Rio twice and loved the hell out of it. Reminds me so much of Mexico City, kind of an endless urban sprawl. I love the densely packed people living everywhere.
>>70385575
mope obama gave up control of panama. we now have no oversight of traffic on the canal
>>70371475
Has anything important ever happened anywhere?
>>70371859
>thinks Antarctica is just ice
>>70371558
Trudeau's Peanut Gallery strikes again.
>>70371475
I heard of some nice guy who was giving out some free helicopter rides for a while. That was back in the 70s though, I wonder how he's doing now.
>>70372687
>triggered this hard
>>70385129
Prove me wrong
>>70388344
Argentina exist
also nice dubs
>>70385872
>The Human Race
>Life
>Living
>Alive
>Humans
>>70371558
HAHAAHA FPBP
>>70371475
Best steak of my life in Mendoza Argentina. Wine is cheap too.
It's full of monkeys here.
It's a fucking hell tbqh...
>>70371475
The ballpoint pen was invented in Argentina.
>>70371475
If history channel taught me anything, it's that South America is a hotbed of ancient alien relics and technology.
>>70388344
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Cone
High life expectancy, the highest Human Development Index of Latin America, high standard of living, significant participation in the global markets and the emerging economy[3] of its members make the Southern Cone the most prosperous macro-region in Latin America
>>70375419
>Aztecs
>south america
someone missed geography class
>>70371475
It is kind of funny that Latin America's biggest achievement was mass immigrating to America and ruining it for everyone. Nice work, spics.
>>70371475
>South America suddenly disappears from the map
>Coffee, Cocoa, Bananas, Rice, Soybeans and others are now a rich's only item.
>Cars parts are now 3000% more expensive
>Wall streets crumbles without cocaine.
>Trap porn is now only thaiboys.
>2/3 of coppers production is gone. Electricity and electronics are much more expensive now.
>The ice caps melt because of disappearance of the amazon rainforest.
>The world ecosystem crumbles.
>Canada Disappears
>Maple syrup is more expensive now, I guess.
>>70390631
>Coffee, Cocoa, Bananas, Rice, Soybeans and others are now a rich's only item.
All of those can be grown elsewhere though.
>>70390766
Where? Africa? Elsewhere it's at full already, that's why they aren't the leading producers.
>>70390766
Ya, but it'd be a lot more expensive since supply would go way down. South America is basically half our coffee production, for example.
>>70371558
Why are you so retarded?
>>70374144
anything that includes the word "paraguay" is automatically irrelevant
>>70371475
>Haitian Revolution
>Bolivarian Revolution
>Brazilian Independence
>Central American Fruit wars
But most importantly:
>Cuban Missile Crisis
people forget how central that was to the cold war in shaping America's behavior everywhere else. For those 2 weeks, the whole world's attention was on the Caribbean
Countries with potential that are the most mismanaged in the world.
>DR achieves 7% growth rates with shitty government
>Brazil should've been a superpower
>Venezuela has oil and recently had to declare all Fridays a holiday to deal with outages
>Argentina was one of the world's richest countries 60 years ago
>etc
>>70379526
>Also we should expel all niggers from our countries and send them back to Africa where they belong
no population left
>>70381607
don't you have a government to overthrow?
>>70371475
Coke cartels
>>70391894
>Mismanaged.
You act like this isn't caused by foreign intervention, with the sole purposes of profiting from the lack of stable governments in the region.
>Colombia gets stable?
>Goodbye Coke.
>Brazil gets stable?
>America now has a rival in his backyard.
>Mexico gets stable?
>Goodbye cheap labour.
Paraguay had pic related as a dictator for some time and he made white-on-white marriages illegal. He collectively enforced the European colonists who lived there to mate with the natives, which is why Paraguay is like 99% Mestizo now. White couples that were seen together were harassed by government troops and the locals alike. This is one of many examples of anti-white legislation that SJWs skip over in history.
>>70372755
YOU DONT NEED TWO CAPITIAL CITIES
PICK ONE
>>70392270
America has shitted all over our place but you've got to recognize our people picks shitty ass governments
We created the best abstract memes
>>70372326
everyone say a prayer for this man in Venezuela
>>70392483
Yes, we do. But every time we do try to get better a dictator gets put in power.
We make some pretty good feijoada i guess
>>70392694
>>70392718
you mean like Allende? Atrocities aside, Pinochet was one of the best things that happened to chile
Yes we have. The Dominican Republic is continuing conquering Latin America because it was part of their agenda.
Dominicanism is evil!
>>70393245
Dominicans are to horny to do any thing let alone conquer anything
>>70393586
No, they are actually killing innocent people, mainly are Haitians, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Spaniards, Americans, and Venezuelans.
>>70392354
>which is why Paraguay is like 99% Mestizo now
yeah, totally like the rebuild after the 1870 war didn't help a little with that
is this the most cucked country in the west hemisphere?
>>70394068
I don't even know why we wanted those lands.
>>70394068
yes
even we beat them up
>>70371475
Not much but still way more important than freaking Canada.
>>70394068
>Canada exists
>>70394068
>landlocked country
LOL
>>70371558
>GUARANTEED REPLIES.
>>70371558
Congratulations, Canada.
You've finally surpassed Australia in shit posting.
It is truly an honor to witness this moment.
>>70394331
Like when you lost to Germany 528594955568768688676688 : -13 last year?
>>70394570
Delete this
>>70394570
Like yo lost on hockey from.... uh.... who the fuck watches hockey?
>>70394331
WE FUCKING BUILT AN ARM OKAY? WTF DID YOU BUILD?
>>70374754
Nigga I don't know about the other two, but Cuba put itself in that hole. An island of that size with the resources it has should have easily been able to be the dominate country of the Caribbean in all aspects. However with them choosing to go Communist and rely on Soviet aid instead of American their economy crumbled when the USSR dissolved.
Meanwhile take a look at Hong Kong, some tiny as fuck meager little island with no resources and it eclipses Cuba.
>>70371859
>antartica
>just ice
>>70394570
Please stahp
>>70371475
Hitler's retirement home.
Yeah... Africa has good music.
>>70371558
>>70375419
For what they had I think the Americas did alright. Keep in mind that they were completely cut off from the rest of the world. They didn't have the technological advances spread to them from around most of the world to rely on and improve upon.
A lot of the major breakthroughs in advancement for the Eurasian society were things that just accidentally happened upon.
>>70372326
>Argentina made Leo's oscar possible
What?
>>70396286
I think the director of the Movie Bear Grills Vs Leo Dicapprio is Argentinian
>>70372874
fucking traitor.
>>70371475
Yes, the spanish empire and the portuguese empire. Some prissy frogs tried to settle down here but ultimately pussied out (the horror, the horror). Last I heard they settled down up north, but that place turned out to be a non-country with a leaf as a flag
>>70371558
The shitpost to end all shitposts
>>70393913
That was a pretty crazy war. Paraguay had some major cajones to challenge the Triple Alliance like that. That guerilla warfare for 20 years must have been schwayze
Zika evolution
>>70371727
>playing Haxball with amerifriend
>7x1
hurts a little bit inside
>>70398984
why does people like football anyway, I hate it.
