Sweden has become the first country in the world to get a phone number.
It connects to random Swedes, so you too an talk to their vibrant and diverse community of cucks and Achmeds.
http://theswedishnumber.com/
If you are from one of the following countries you can call Sweden to a cost of a local call.
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
Norway +4781511558
Note to check your international phone rates before calling so you can avoid being kiked on your phone bill.
Vocaroos:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7 (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO (embed)
I don't know what I should say
Kek I called and pretended to be an African refugee and asked if I could come there and fuck this guy's mother. He said something in Swedish and hang up on me. Fucking racist
>>70329767
So Sweden is into phone cucking now? Disgusting.
>>70330270
look up quotes or something
like one from sc
>make no mistake
>war is coming
>with all its glory
>and its horror
and mimic as well as you can the voice
I'm tempted to sign up just to go full pol on all the callers, telling them about how all the crime is committed by Muslims etc etc. Should I do it?
>>70330873
YES
>>70330873
Do it, Kalle
>>70330270
Say something about how Sweden abused Fins for thousands of years.
>>70330873
Do it, Bjorn
>>70330873
record it
>>70330873
Yes you should Sven.
>That second vocaroo
Mfw Swedish men like talking about dicks and giggle while talking about it
>>70333436
Go back to the fields to farm for your Afrikaan overlords Shaka.
>>70331642
He's Sven. I'm Bjorn.
>>70329767
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n (embed)
>Azis - Saint Tropez
>mfw the swedish uprising is instigated by /pol/
>>70334534
Nigga. Tell me how many Swedes have been redpilled by us neckbeards?
>Just called
>guy answered in that stupid fucking swedish accent
>Started laughing
>Tell him i hate sweden
>He asks why
>Too many muslims
>He says hes a muslim swede
>Hang up
Its fucking true.
>>70334033
Ek is wit
>>70334335
Kek
>>70329767
Thanks for keeping these threads up. I listened to the first few vocaroos last night and I still need to finish them. There is some good shit in here, Sven.
>>70334913
You're not fucking Afrikaan.
>>70335052
I'm not black you fucking huehuehue
>>70335171
Be proud of who you are Shaka, stop lying to yourself.
>>70329767
Whos the vocaroo guy? Hats off to him
>>70329767
theyre all muslim what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6PrLAXd_Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyR8L0nMeUI
I uploaded the best ones
>>70330873
Do it, Sven.
>How do you do it.
>-Do what
>How do you sit here answering these phone calls while your country is consumed by mongrel hordes, your cities ransacked, your women raped and your politicians tell you to do more to facilitate the aforementioned.
>-click
No fun.
>>70336693
this kills the swede
>>70334687
>>70336693
No subtility whatsoever
Are only school children home yet or what
>>70336870
Sometimes I want to kill the swede who lives on my hall on campus. I registered late so I got put with all the international students which is kind of cool but then there's faggots like Sven to deal with.
>>70337018
You sound like a nigger
Oogabooga kill the whitey boy
>>70337201
You sound like Sven. He's got dyed dreads and dresses like a hobo. Smells like one too. He came over a few times but I was hostile enough that he doesn't anymore.
>>70330873
do it and you will recieve honerary aryan status!
>>70329767
>that last vocaroo
>I am not anti-Islam I'm just not interested in learning war
>based Jew swede
Kek
>>70337391
Accuse him of cultural appropriation then.
He's stealing your nigger culture.
>>70337571
He really seems to have embraced nigger culture yes. He always seems to have some garbage hip hop playing through his Beats.
Just blast anime songs on the phone senpaitachi
I'm downloading the app right now...
>>70339416
I want to talk to you
>>70330438
Like you have the guts to call, you lanky weak faggot, you'd probably start shaking at the mare voice of another human being.
>>70339682
They says that it might take a while for me to get verified, since they're under heavy load right now.
Waiting to get a text message with the verification code now.
Every swede i call is so fucking beta its pathetic. I can hear their voice break, they sound flustered. Are there any men over there
Tell them that their low birthrates will guarante their replacement and if they deny that fact they are idiots.
>>70341973
Record it tough guy
>>70342876
none of these fags know anything about hockey
Bumb
>>70341973
I'd like to see you try to have a fluent convo in a different language
>>70343674
You seem to do a good job with Arabic
>>70343674
>dat flag
>dat nigger pic
>>70342680
>Germany
>>70343969
Now what?
>>70344039
You have one of the lowest birth rates of the world
>>70344205
I know
>>70330873
Please, do it.
>these calls
>>70341973
They're holding back from going complete ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>70341973
You think actual men sign up for this kinda shit? Only beta fags and 14 years old would be intressed in this kinda of thing.
>>70336419
put subtitles next time please, i can understand english but sometimes audio is very low and the accent is hard to understand
>>70329767
>no number for the Czech Republic
Wow, that's not very tolerant, Sweden. Do I sense xenophobia?
Just talked to a bro tier swede he asked if I was from 4chan or reddit. He didn't want to be a penpall though. Apparently he's going home to lurk.
>>70345680
>xenophobia
YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>70334335
Any selfrespecting man wouldve gotten pissed off at this. The cuck meme is true
Jesus Christ, I'm getting nothing but roaches on the line.
>>70330873
DO IT SVEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHKn1JYHcA
>>70345847
Ehm, excuse me, good sir, but the Czech Republic does have minorities as well. How do you know I'm not a gyppo woman? Stop making such offensive generalizations.
>>70330873
Do it Sven. We will help you get out of jail once you are arrested for wrongthink.
>>70346164
>>70345968
stop replying to 3 hour old posts and read the fucking thread
>>70346164
Why? Their prisons are literally ten times more luxurious than my fucking dorms and I pay for my dorms. I'd love to be a prisoner in Sweden, familia.
>>70330873
Do it, Erik
they gonna cancel this shit any day soon
too much racism from foreigners calling lel
>>70330873
Do it, Ragnar.
(This is to piss off that one faggot)
If you can't be funny, try to be subtle with some of the redpills.
Tell some lies how you went to Stockholm last year and say that you didn't see as many swedes as you thought you would see and shit like that.
Tell that you don't like it and would prefer to see Swedish people.
Something like that.
>>70331005
REPARATIONS, WHEN? We have the testimony of /pol/ that we aren't even white so we deserve gibmedats.
>>70347438
Yeah, I want some actually funny Vocaroos.
>>70347806
Well some of you fuckers are painfully unfunny.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
This is like the only funny one.
>>70347767
WE WUZ KHANZ N SHIT
>>70347767
>>70348014
I love you suomi
>>70329767
Does it charge if I'm from U.S.A?
Someone please record a red pill call
Bumo
somebody should add a fake australian number that's actually one of the other numbers so that the aussies will have to pay international fees. :^)
>>70351627
You sick cunt
>>70330873
get a new number and a phone to throw away first Sven, just in case
I want to call and ask about how most Swedes can support asking Israel to give up most of Palestine when they still won't give Skane back to Denmark.
I think that would get more asspain out of them than rapeugee.
>>70352387
swedes support Palestine anon
>>70330873
Do you even have to ask?
>>70329767
i got a qt ukarine girl, she was sick. She told me she has a ukraine husband, she ran away from Ukraine to escape its civil war. I hope she lives to fight the day everyday.
>>70349569
yes over 100 dollars on my phone bill my anus is raped this month.
>>70330873
Please mention the Jews too.
>>70330873
>, telling them about how all the crime is committed by Muslims
But that's not true. There are many well integrated peaceful Muslims in Sweden and you know it.
Be true to yourself, don't lie just because of /pol/ peer pressure.
>>70353844
>The 2005 report by the Swedish National Council for Crime Prevention studying 4.4 million Swedes between the ages of 15 and 51 during the period 1997-2001 found that 58.9% of crime suspects were born to two Swedish parents (74.5% of total population), 10.4% of those born to one Swedish parent (9.3% of total population), 5.2% of those born to two foreign parents (3.2% of total population), and 25% of foreign-born individuals (13.1% of total population)
Most crimes are comitted by 100% ethnic Swedes
have you redpilled anyone so far
I just spent 35 minutes redpilling a German man who I assume was around 50. He said we have to help and minorities are troubilesome cause they aren't given the same opportunities and good jobs. Also, that we need them as labor.
I heard all the "why we need immigration, 1000 and 1 reasons" -lines I've ever heard
>>70355089
lol gtfo with that fucking pic
>>70355522
i redpill women all the time on sexism by pretending to be a physicist and saying how i feel bad for mothers who missed their biological clock. But i only do it to people i like.
>>70355522
I was talking to some Swedish youth they are definitely indoctrinated. They said the rape statistics also include Swedish males.
>>70329767
how you guys call Sweden if there is no phone number for your country??
>>70356273
skype, but it costs a few pesos senior benito
>>70354004
But proportionally ethnic swedes commit less crime, with ****foreign-born individuals**** over twice as likely to commit crime.
Damn I've talked with so many different people. Getting kinda tired of this though. I've spent like 3 hours in total in phone today.
>>70356273
We're not part of this amigo, we're the dindus of Europe and the world
>>70329767
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
oh shit, the last one is glorious
So who picks up the phone?
Do volunteers register their home number to allow the calls to be redirected there?
>>70357106
its an app sweden built. That people call when they are interested.
>>70329767
Yo Sven no number for Belgistan, racists all of em!
Me and my man Achmed want to come to enrich you, preferably at the airport or the train stations.
Just talked with an American whom I trolled a bit, but he said I'm bullshitting when I said that IQ is mostly inheritable. He said it's simply not true, cause if that was the case we'd have millions of geniuses and Einstein's kids and their kids would be more intelligent than him. I didn't get an answer why he thinks that the inherited intellectual capabilities would somehow multiply.
He said I also should be ashamed for supporting Trump.
>>70359548
Really good I wish you had recorded it
>>70359548
Should I call again? I called a girl but the line quality was trash
>>70359548
also I want to talk to a red pilled swed make a google voice number or something so I can call you
>>70361782
I don't know how this happens, I've honestly spent hours on phone today already anyway. I'm taking in few more calls, pls be redpilled muricans or funnaiii aussies.
>>70354004
>two Swedish parents
>implying this means anything anymore
>doesn't even mention the bull count
gtfo, Slav.
>>70362610
>>70354004
50% of our long term prison inmates(5+ years) are immigrant.
i think 30% weren't even citizens.
50% of life time imprisonment in sweden were immigrants.
>>70329767
Say "Abdullah knulla svenska Ulla" in a middle-eastern voice. Watch keks ensue.
>>70351627
screen capped you cheeky cunt
I finally got to talk to a red pilled sweden
>tfw want to call a swede or someone but i'm too socially awkward to do it
Kill me
>>70366596
don't worry, we are just as awkward, *wink* *wink*.
you asberger people allways talk alot between eachother, but not to any non-autistic person.
>>70329767
>Call up
>Some guy answers in Swedish
>Scream "YES!"
>Hang up
klock is 1am now tho
>>70365776
Did you record it?
>>70369076
No I was going to but it cut out half way through
