What is /pol/'s political orientation?
>>70325593
asexual demiboy
Homosensual Nazi
incorrect
Post fascist ancap theocracy
我最喜欢马克思和中华人民共和国的中国特色社会主义吧。
Moderate, which makes me intellectually superior to everyone.
Hull activist Pan-tactical attack helicopter
>>70325843
consider suicide
>flag
already are I see :^)
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>70325948
this
>>70325593
Attack Helicopter
>>70325593
pansexual pony
>>70325593
Centrist Social Democracy, pic 150% related
>>70325593
Hentai
Anarchist because I want to loot and pillage this cancerous world.
>>70325593
Fascism the Worldvieuw
bipedal nazi tractor
>>70325593
I call myself a national conservative.
True far left. Not like what the retarded people in here call "far left" that have media attention.
I believe every oponenet should be killed, because they are a shame to the human species. Trump, his supporters i.e.
Constitutional Nationalist
>>70325593
im a moderate centrist.
Conservative.
>>70325816
>tfw your political viewpoints are actually deemed incorrect by your government
>>70325593
Parliamentary democrat. I must be the only one on this board, because I do lean to the right when most in this case would lean to the left. But nobody would know that by talking to me. Got that confirmed yesterday!
Social liberal-ish, fiscal conservative, pro-small government.
I don't care what you do, but keep your government out of my life and out of my bank account.
FREEDOM
>>70326593
Did somebody call you?
Good ol' honest National Socialist here.
>>70325593
Somewhere near socialism and communism. Closer to socialism.
>>70326666
Got to talking with cucks at the bar.
Unironic marxist-leninist here
though I do love to shitpost about it
>>70325593
LIGHT
RIGHT + LIB
Classical liberal like this guy.
(not a coalburner though)
>>70325593
National bolshevist and fascist.
>>70326816
You dirty libtard!
>>70325593
Fascist-leaning libertarian.
>>70327010
>the toll
>>70327010
this. My political opinion on everything pretty much boils down to "leave me alone"
>>70325816
/thread
meme supporter
>>70325593
Burkean Conservative
>>70325593
Libertarianism. Which is not anarchistic but minarchist. Fuck all those burgers who think libertarians want literally no govt.
>>70327032
You won't be saying ew when The Revolution starts :^)
I dunno.
>>70326096
anything not on authoritarian right and left is unrealistic.
Tribe of Judea
>>70327344
>Fuck all those burgers who think libertarians want literally no govt.
That seems to mostly be Western Europeans/Scandinavians in my experience.
>>70325593
My political orientation is objectively correct on everything.
>>70326816
same OH GOD HANS WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT TO THAT THE KSK ARE ON THE WAY
>>70325593
Nationalist traditionalism
>>70325950
哈哈。我不要听LOSER的谈谈。欧美的民主没有未来
>>70326816
>>70327580
Dang ding dong fong gu tan nig nog van tung to you too.
>>70325593
Freedom something that your forefathers, those in the trenches and in the pacific fought for.
>>70327473
So far every single time when I had "le roads xddd", "you must wan't open borders!" and similiar memes hurled at me it was by a 'Murrican poster.
Somewhere between libertarianism and fascism.
A free market and free society works best, but it is too open to corruption by dissidents, socialists, marxists, and leftists who would wish to subvert the system and fuck it over.
The idea society would be a homogenous walled garden. Freedom inside and outsides stay out.
>>70325593
Nationalist Liberal
>>70327650
We got rid of the Jews in Germany. That's a win in my book.
National Socialism.
>>70327344
This.
Liberal democrat. I'm voting for Hillary.
>>70327344
>european libertarian
Crypto-Jewism/Crypto-anarchism
>>70328062
Classic Liberalism began in europe
Socialist
>>70328137
>Jewism.
U wot m8?
>>70326816
>Socialist
>>70327796
>Economic protectionist and isolationist
>Military isolationist (cut it by around 75% and constitutionally ban intervention/invasion after ISIS is resolved), have scientific alliances only
>Spend more on space than military
>Punish all crime more severely
>Legalize and liberally practice euthanasia to clean the genetic stock and allow people to end their lives as they see fit
>Limit immigration to the highly educated, specifically scientists
>Mandatory public schooling with uniforms, high school should be at college B.S. intensity
>Government funded healthcare and education based on health and work ethic (pay for your own education if your GPA is below 3.6 etc)
>>70325593
National Libertarian
Technocracy
The only thing that can save us is an artificial intelligence. I envision the day government will be automated.
>>70325691
Basically this
>>70325593
Nationalistic, limited democracy as it was first intended.
>>70327626
This.
>>70328530
Dont create VIKI, you idiot!
t. Will Smith
>>70328328
What good is the biggest country if it's run by Jews? USA 2% Jews, own 70% of the wealth.
>>70325593
>swastika blurred out
Where did this image come from, Germany?
>>70328530
Why the fuck would an AI want whats best for us? AI will be the ruin of us all.
>>70328530
That's great until the AI realizes that humans are a limiting factor
>>70328690
>2016
>not wanting a robotic Stalinist state
>>70328898
Ideally humans will merge their nervous systems with computers that perpetually support their lives so that they can exist infinitely in a dream while the AI runs the physical world. It would eliminate all problems.
>>70326816
>>70327010
>>70327188
>>70327552
>>70325691
>all these meme ideologies
This is basically tumblr with political orientations instead of sexual orientations. None of you will ever live under these systems. Be a normal adult and pick one that is actually likely to happen. Republican or Democrat for fucks sake.
>>70327745
In my experience I only get those arguments from the opposite side of the isle. Generally when I say things like I would prefer looser gun laws, they start telling me I should move to Somalia, shit like that...
I've met very few anarchist libertarians, it is inherently a minarchist set of principles.
Nationalist Socialist with a strong dictatorship which must follow the adoptive system of the Nerva-Antonine dynasty which created leaders such as Trajan and Hadrian.
Total anarchy
>>70328889
You are sinking even without Jews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg
Anarcho syndicalist master race here.
Explain why this isn't the best orientation.
Protip: you can't.
>>70328311
>went from a bankrupt country to almost taking over the entire globe using socialism
>socialism doesn't work
Okay
>>70329091
Shut up you rapist
>>70329102
I've got a friend who is flooding my facebook feed with this cancer, can't be fucked to ask him why so I'll ask you.
moderate
>>70328898
Sure thing, Tay.
Norwegian Black-metalist
>>70325593
I take each issue on a case by case basis. Every "political orientation" is full of contradictions and/or fails to consider the complexities of various issues.
Though I find myself agreeing with the libertarians a lot on cultural issues and nobody on economic issues.
>>70329091
Is it proxy?
>>70325593
Paleolibertarian
>>70329022
>Binary system
Luckily my country is facing a policy crisis and not a systemic one.
>>70329022
>implying everything isn't memes
>>70329016
Have you wathced terminator or I, Robot? I sure as fuck think that we must make creation of AI a capital crime.
>>70329102
What the heck is your ideology about?
>>70329102
Its Noam Chompskys political position. That man is single handily responsible for most iof american and western self hate. Honestly every anarchist i have ever met hates their country and military. They are the kind of people that apologize to the jihadi while he cuts of their head.
>>70325593
Pan-Slavic National Socialist. Proposed capital of Slavic Union - Prague.
>>70329390
I'm just saying that you can call youself a "fascist libertarian" or an homosexual nazi but jesus christ ist's meaningless. Those systems will not be implemented in our nation.
>>70329450
Wait, these are meant to be memes?
>>70329450
Grow up and vote for Clinton or Cruz.
Probably alt right, except I don't think of America as a white country per se, and am fine with people of any race being here as long as they assimilate, speak the language, and don't hold any allegiance to their former nation.
Except Islam, I will never accept them in our borders.
Also, Europe should be whites only
>>70325593
Marxist
>>70329859
>>70329769
I identify as Nazi, except that I'm ok with jews, they are bro tier. And all that aryanism and expansionism, meh, its not for me
Integralist
>current year
>anything but clerical fascism
I wan't to stop political opresion, which is the only cause of problems and suffering of the world, which can't be fixed just by individual acomplishments as they're caused by colectivism
that brings me to call you all pol/retards evil faggots
>>70330230
>I identify as Nazi
>I'm ok with jews
>they are bro tier
Nice try JIDF
>>70330533
>fascism
die
>>70330608
Sounds nice in principle, except when you allow dissenting opinions, they eventually get more widespread and grow stronger and take over. And after they take over, they don't share the same principle of letting everyone have a free voice.
Look at what is happening now. Back in the 60s, we started allowing these marxists to voice their opinions. And now they've taken power. And after they got to power, they started silencing dissenting opinions themselves.
Get big or get eaten. Communists must be physically removed in order to have a free society.
National catholism
>>70330772
It was an answer and a satire of this post >>70329769, you britdiot!
>>70331166
Sorry mate, things like that trigger me
>>70331092
Catholism sounds great! What is that?
>>70331282
I shoudve put a trigger warning :)
This.
What political orientation is "I just want to be left alone?"
>>70331349
Catholicism*
>>70331655
Libertarianism
>>70331655
Apolitic.
>>70325593
Metaxism
>>70331755
Not really, that's more of a "just fucking wreck my shit I don't care" approach
Anything and everything the modern left hates.
>>70330374
>>70331608
Are these fascisms with local flavor?
100% bernie loving negro pansexual slam poet muslim
>>70331755
>>70331717
So then one or both of those.
>>70330608
Democracy is stupid. There is always a decision which is best. There is no reason to let the people have a say in that decision if it can be determined without them (which it can). The only benefit to democracy is that it keeps the population quelled and satisfied. People tend to get rowdy if shit hits the fan and they don't get a say in how to fix it.
That's literally it, and the only reason it does that is because people have come to expect democracy. As long as people aren't given a measure to compare their own society with, they will not even realize they are oppressed. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Pragmatic conservative.
>>70325593
Rhine capitalism with a homogenous population, strong borders and defense.
Trotskyite with social democratic sympathies
>>70325593
Titoist, croat fundamentalist
>>70327323
this.
>>70332016
'Apolitical' is not an ideology, its basically a fuck-me-in-the-ass-and-in-the-mouth-I-won't-object attitude. If youre not interested in politics, politics will be interested in you. Libertarianism, on the other hand, is a leave-me-alone ideology
>>70332295
>Trotskyite
You won free trip to Siberia, one way ticket. Faggot.
>>70325593
Right-leaning Libertarian
>>70331608
> bandera
Cryptoukrainian?
>>70330608
Define oppression
>>70325593
Far-right extremist with animeme tendencies. My gender pronouns are "14", "88" and "THE HOLOHOAX DIDN'T HAPPEN BUT IT SHOULD".
>>70331847
Kind of, integralism took some structural ideas from Mussolini, but the way social and local government issues are treated are completely different, with a quasi-parliamentary system.
ITT: self centered losers who make up their own meme ideologies that will never be implemented outside of their edgelord fantasies
When will you grow up and align with parties and ideas that actually have candidates and politicians?
>>70327796
Merkel, the very president who's driving our continent to the ground, is a jew.
National Socialist.
We require a new breed of national socialism, based on the situation that we are in; just as the original breed of national socialism arose from the state Germany was in.
The current invasion of Europe will hopefully provide that new breed and kickstart the ideology back to life.
Only thing holding us back is the Jewish lie.
>>70333021
lol ok, calm down Adolf
>>70332924
Oh, its 'everybody i dont like is a jew' meme
>>70332645
Falangist.
>>70331847
More or less.
Libertarian
>>70333021
What would your mother think if she saw you writing such drivel?
>>70333252
she actually is jewish though
>>70333252
>Angela Dorothea Merkel[a] (née Kasner; born 17 July 1954)
>Jewish (Ashkenazic): occupational name for a community treasurer, from German Kastner or alternatively from German Kasse ‘cash(box)’, ‘coffer’ + the agent suffix -ner.
>>70325593
centre-right counciliar
>>70333910
Nope, she has Polish roots:
The family's original name Kaźmierczak was Germanized to Kasner in 1930.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Merkel
>>70333252
It literally says so on her Wiki, if I am not mistanken.
But why shouldn't you object? She is after all, A former commie who undoubtedly had a weird mix of Russian speaking friends, who helped her get power.
>>70334104
>It literally says so on her Wiki
>>70334098
>>70327403
Exactly. Libertarianism is for the lazy. Moral decay and rampant degeneracy breed totalitarianism just as much as a police state and multicultural bullshit. It's just Huxley's Brave New World instead of 1984.
>>70334098
yeah your right but she got awards for promoting jewish values
>>70329022
Ok. Whatever Trump is proposing. That's what I want. Sign me up.
>>70330783
OK, Shlomo
>>70329601
Windmill of friendship and tolerance.
>>70326272
so much edge
>>70334098
What's the actual difference between a kike and commie-pole?
>>70334527
>Dat picture
Fuckin kekt!
>>70327952
You shouldn't post your face like that on here, you might get doxed
>>70334527
Get out of this country
I hope you can deal with the fact that next government is looking way more red
>>70325982
8th grade is not going well for you, huh?
>>70334728
Well, the first one is a kike, the second is a commie pole. What's the difference between a cookie and a pile of three days old cow shit?
>>70326468
Did you apply a thick balm of white guilt today, Bernd?
>>70327650
That was staged, homie :^]
>>70334969
I will, with but not the same way as you are thinking.
>>70326816
Why'd you guys change your flag? I thought killing millions of jews and losing a world war you started was something to be proud of.
>>70325593
Economically and socially mostly left. Except anti-SJW.
>>70326816
verfassungsschutz alarmiert ;-)
In real life in the "great" """American""" (((melting pot)))
>Nationalist Moderate
In homogoneous state fantasy land
>Nat Soc
>>70325593
Left-leaning but my SJW friends keep thinking I'm a Donald Trump supporter because I'm redpilled as fuck and my right-wing friends think I'm a cuck for simply saying I lean left.
But in the end I'm Independent, fuck politics.
>>70325841
There is no such thing as post-fascist
Reactionary Nationalist.
>>70335024
.. So the commie pole is actually far worse than the infamous Jew? Looking at recent events, I'm not one bit surprised
I can see the benefits of nat soc, and I want to love it but I can't help thinking that governments almost always go to shit and lots of people die. I don't think the Jews, collectively deserved what they got from 33 to 39, but that's just me.
>>70336488
Cheers
Fascist/Populist
>>70325593
Traditional. Plain and simple catholic, dynastic monarchy.
>>70333021
Europe will need to burn before people wake up, that's why I support Mr. Trump's non-interventionist policies- let them all burn so we can see the truth.
>>70339561
This
>tfw US citizenship
>>70328454
this is basically america before WW1.
isn't it?
Authoritarian
I just want to protect you form yourselves
>>70325593
Social Democrat(Palmeist)
>>70325593
Evangelical Christian
>>70325593
The anglo and the aryan: the pic
>>70339814
Come on home brother
>>70325593
I-theist
>>70326096
Anything less than 50% right and more than 50% up or less than 50% down is dumb. See pic related for what I mean
Southern Nationalist
>>70327344
The end goal of socialism is communism
The end goal of libertarianism is anarchy
Communist
>>70328898
Simple. We upload Trump to a computer.
socialist. of the national variety...
>>70329623
Ew, speak for yourself shitheel
>establishment cuck detected
NatSoc..
>>70341128
that logic
he doesn't get it.
>>70325593
Sanation and Marshall Piłsudski, for fuck sake and I'm proud of this!
>>70325593
Machinegewehr 42 "Hitler's buzzsaw"
>>70341187
I remember that thread
>>70341540
You could change Marx´s face with Adam Smith´s and get 20 times the amount of skulls mate.
