Soon there will be a water shortage in the world, and Canada will be the last country standing. What are your thoughts on that /pol/?
Do you think other countries can wage war against Canada?
>>70268136
I think we're still itching for revenge.
>be Canadian
>CIA funds Islamic militants to come to Canada
>CIA agents on the ground radicalize more and train them
>get bombed
>government coup
>replaced with a US puppet government
>give all our water to America for free
>>70268136
The Irish army could invade and annex canada in a matter of days
Prove me wrong
Nobody remembers Canada exists until we're bored enough to shitpost on /pol/
Everyone will remember Canada after it nukes japan.
>>70268296
And we're done here. With America right next door, you think Canada would even have a chance?
>>70268340
>Nobody remembers Canada exists until we're bored enough to shitpost on /pol/
>we
Forgot to turn your Canadian proxy on? The plot thickens...
>>70268136
>>70268136
Water shortage? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.
It takes zero skill to make sea water drinkable, collect rain water or ground water.
How the fuck would there ever be a water shortage?
love like water
>>70268532
clean drinking water isn't going to last forever and the prices will rise.
Some states in the US are already experiencing a shortage of drinking water.
>>70268136
i'd rather be thirsty than canadian
>>70268532
maybe it takes zero skill, but it does take a lot of land.
>>70268136
It literally falls from the sky. Deserts have always been dry. Don't live there.
>>70268136
>easily invaded country
>no military to speak of
>seperate state within the state already that can be easily exploited
Mmh yeah, you're fucked m8.
>>70268324
You could conquer Canada with only 10 good men and some climbing spikes
>>70268136
who is that semen demon?
>>70268136
nigga what are you talking about?
>go to river
>fill jug with water
>put in cooking pot
>bring to boil
>let cool
>drink
It's really not that hard unless you live in the desert
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Water_and_Power_Alliance
>>70268904
KILL THE JUNGLE NIGGERS
>>70268136
advances in nanotechnology water filters mean there will be no global water shortage
>>70268904
>renewable
Canada has largest reserves.
>>70268904
how about water per capita?
>>70268136
I'm all for helping out our American neighbours. We can gas the Chinese and Arabs and replace them with whites.
>>70268296
Naw m8, that's not how the CIA rolls
>Be the CIA
>Want Canadian water
>Start putting out separatist propaganda to Canuk Frog speakers
>Start stirring shit on both sides
>False flag some folks on both sides
>More false flags. Maybe some bombs or some shit
>Canada is in chaos
>Boss gets caught on phone deciding who is going to be the next PM
>Put the person in as PM anyway
>Install VP's son on board of directors in a Canadian water company
>Plan on building a big water pipeline into the US
>Canada is still in chaos
>Fuck up water pipeline because Canadian Dollar is now shit
>Get no water
>>70268924
>The North American Water and Power Alliance (NAWPA or NAWAPA, also referred to as NAWAPTA from proposed governing body the North American Water and Power Treaty Authority)
>NAWPA or NAWAPA, also referred to as NAWAPTA
Faggot names for faggot things.
Worst comes to Worst you weenie ass Cnucks will just give us all your water as your people suffer and die.
Because its just unbearable to you to see the rest of the world suffer.
>>70268854
You could conquer Canada with one guy equipped with one of these
>>70268136
Correction: Canada will join or die in such an eventuality. There's no goddamn way we'd let you hoard the continent's water while our people were suffering.
>>70268960
Cost of water will still rise.
>>70268136
Good luck! I'm behind 7 feet of snow.
>>70268136
THE ETERNAL CANADIAN WILL BE STOPPED, 1814 NEVER FORGET!
>>70269056
>Worst comes to Worst
>evaporate see water
>collect the condensation
>use salt for seasoning
Gee fucking whizz, and I only did chemistry at GCSE level.
>>70268532
Do you know how fucking expensive it is to process sea water you autistic fuck?
>>70268904
According to their educational videos, they have the world's largest supply. Facts don't matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw
In reality, Canada is probably using ice in their calculations while other nations do not.
>>70268136
>not living in the Ozarks
gonna b fun picking off thirsty anons trying to take my water
>>70269159
This is aggravating just knowing the multiple Desalinators that are not operating here in Cali.
I guess its more economical to have Nestle steal our water and sell it back to us instead..
>>70268136
Nobody wages war just with guns anymore
Soon we will need to be more multicultural in order to dissolve our sense of identity and make the eventual "merger" (read takeover) with other nations through trade/refugee/citizen acts more and more common until no one has any sense of self or value in being Canadian, and therefore unwilling to defend what is Canada.
>>70268860
This
>>70269228
Second largest country in the world.
>>70269172
On an industrial level, yes. On a personal level - not at all.
It's not really difficult to distill sea water, dude.
>>70268239
pretty much this.
>>70268136
Are u stupid, its called blue planet for a reason?
>>70268136
Your leader thinks the only way to win a war is by dying so by that logic I'd say all you can do is win.
>>70268136
I am pretty sure GB, all of Scandinavia and the Nordics will do just fine.
Northern France, Germany, Poland, Baltics, Belarus, Ukraine and Russia + a shitloads of ohter nations :)
>>70268136
Canada literally belongs to the USA, and we're starting to run out of reasons to let you make believe independence.
>>70268136
amerifucks will protect us as long as they get to buy some
win win
>>70268136
>water shortage
>not understanding basic water cycle
man, I thought Chinese were smart.
>>70269347
While the rest of the world is living like Africans distilling their own water, Canada will be busy not worrying about water.
>>70269460
YES! Remember who daddy is Canada >:)
>>70268136
>water shortage
>majority of planet is covered by water
BUILD A GIANT FUCKING LIFESTRAW AND A FUCKHUGE PUMP AND DRAIN THE OCEANS
HOW FUCKING HARD COULD IT BE?
>>70269472
>mexican intellects
>>70269515
Africans Distilling their water XDD
DAHAHAHA No more Canada! My sides cant take it anymore!
>>70268136
We have enough water for both us and Australia (on ration conditions). So I guess Southern Empire?
Russia has trillions of untapped fresh water too senpai
>>70269399
Have you ever watered crops with salt water? It doesn't work too well.
>>70269553
Britain or France? Multiculturalism?Aboriginals? idk.
>>70269399(Checked)
Es un planeta azul
>>70269572
>american education
>all fish live in the same water
>>70269228
this
That's what renewable means, precipitations are a big part of water reserves aswell.
![kid-drinking-dirty-water-nofilter-hashtag[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kZ7MCuZ.jpg "kid-drinking-dirty-water-nofilter-hashtag[1].jpg")
>>70269515
Nigg-noggs distilling water? Don't make me laugh.
>>70269704
America.
And it always will be. You may have been spawned by others but you were adopted as a country by a bigger and better superpower.
Your country is essentially a hot blonde thats good for nothing but looking nice to her husband.
>>70268662
>Some states
Nope, just california, like its really a bad thing though.
>>70269399
A Z U L
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>>70269843
Nigga if anything you're the bitch. You suck us dry for our sweet resources and you like it. Pig.
>>70269927
Redpill on your economy. isn't cali a huge part of that?
I'm pretty sure canada was already hit with a sperm bomb.
>>70269927
what about Michigan flint?
>>70269965
>Am I gay if I let some dude suck my dick?
>>70270029
Niggers living there mismanaged their supplies. Go figure.
>>70268136
>>water shortage
>>looks outside
rain turning to snow
No water shortage where I'm at, anon. Stop living in the desert.
>>70269172
Cheaper than the damage a mass water shortage would cause.
>>70268136
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>70270070
yeah you would be.
I specified bitch though, slang term for women.
although if you really want it to be you could consider yourself one, that's your problem though. Puta.
>>70270012
Cali is basically running at full pace into a problem that anyone could see coming from decades away...
Google William Mulholland
The entire southern california area is a literal uninhabitable desert. So we steal water from up north. But with no rains or snow for years... theres not much from up north now...
>>70270150
pasta or autist?
>American
>pasta eating autist
>>70270108
>american education
>>70270150
blow it out your ass
>>70270111
>>70269172
Wouldn't it be cheaper to process sea water than fucking bring it all the way from LeafLand?
>>70270244
No, no I know about your aquifers drying up and shit, its the actual contribution cali makes to the u.s as a whole im interested in. What does California's economy consist of?
>>70269685
Dr Paul Flammond created a magnetic desalinisation process capable of removing the salt from over 500 million gallons of sea water a day. But they got him jailed with Nick Rivers.
>>70268296
more like
>Next US president calls Trudeau
>Hey cuck give us all your water or we'll erase you from the map
>Ok, because if I defend myself, you win :DDDDD
>>70270181
Getting this mad for a glass of water, I thought canadians were nice jesuschrist.
>>70270150
>>70268136
>water shortage
>over 70% of the earths surface is covered with the shit
Canadian education everyone
>>70270465
Pls help
>>70270439
Oh my God!
That's enough salt to last forever!
>>70270258
>>70270293
>fucking syrup
>>70270294
It is energy intensive, and in the US at least, the biggest uses of water are electricity generation and agriculture. Desalinating enough water for those would be quite an undertaking.
>>70270510
>american education
>>70270532
>>70270532
>a fucking star
I didn't realize Canada was its own country still. I thought it was just americas hat.
>>70270500
Chirps don't equal meanness, queer.
If you showed up at my doorstep begging for food, Canadians would take you in and feed you.
Its that same altruism that's turned us into cucks for muslims though unfortunately.
This is why I'm getting into hydrogeology tbqh.
>>70270427
If you took California as its own entity its the sixth largest economy in the world.
People make fun of us a lot but we literal fund everything in this fucking country.
Where the Technology hub of the world, produce the world's entertainment, and a majority of the agriculture for the US.
And so a lot of other states are jelly and laugh when we suffer.
>>70268136
I have a simple question: where does the water go? How can we make water disappear?
>>70268860
Skokoff/Amour Angels call her Vera, Femjoy calls her Irene/Erene.
Top tier qt.
>>70270532
Haram, his hair is not covered.
>>70268136
They could, and they would win. Likely that militias would crop up immediately.
They would be able to take large area's of land quickly. Probably broker some alliances with Russia (for some help with water of course)
We always have those old NORAD nukes kicking around if all else fails.
![tumblr_m6ryvqU6Xj1qhcq3b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oYty9Hu.jpg "tumblr_m6ryvqU6Xj1qhcq3b[1].jpg")
>>70270617
oh america ur ass is wonderful
>>70268136
>Canada will be the last one standing
>>70270712
Pollution of groundwater is pretty important.
>but I get my water from reservoirs
>>70270671
>no water
>agricultural hub
Never change, America. XD XD XD XD
>>70268136
Prepare yourself.
As soon as I'm elected governor of California we are invading you.
>>70270671
Hell since were dealing with leafs here its worth mentioning the SINGLE STATE of California is a larger GDP than you leafs entire country XD
>>70270524
For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be a scientist.
>>70270712
Sometimes gets polluted after mixing with random mixtures of chemicals.
But usually other countries just use rain dance powder to steal rain from another country.
>>70270818
Factoring in population density, and untapped reserves, yeah we would be.
>>70270818
refer to previous posts
>>70268239
Hhghhhhh
>>70270671
>If you took California as its own entity its the sixth largest economy in the world.
You take common core math?
>>70270869
no need to be.... salty.
XD XD XD XD I upboated my own post lel
>>70270852
Its getting bad though leaf anon...
Like really bad. Theres ghost towns propping up in NorCal... The fields are being abandoned ...
>>70268136
>implying russia doesnt have the biggest water reserves.
>Implying russia doesnt have some biggest and deepest fresh water lake rivaling canada.
>Implying russia would invade and take your water anyway.
>>70268296
Yeah you're overthinking this.
Can't rape the willing.
>>70271014
>a fucking wheat
>>70269440
lol like you guys could win.
>>70271014
Im sure we could keep you guys afloat, but trudeau is opposed to pipelines of any kind, so you're outta luck.
Our countries could be so great if we had competent leadership. its a shame.
>>70270981
apparently.. Fuck.. Thanks for clearing up the error though.
>>70271098
if america invaded us it would be like winter afghanistan, maple akbar
>>70271064
I kek'd
>>70270791
>fucking chicago and detroit
enjoy your STDs
>>70268296
>€€€€€€€
>>70271126
Lets get it started...
The American-Canadian-Russian world Alliance.
Fuck the rest of em.
>>70268136
I really wish to see her face covered with my cum
FUARK
>also check 'em
>€€!€€!<>
>>70271265
haha a man can dream. anyways, im out(to chill with a dude from cali actually lol). Take it easy, try not to get shot, you seem alright.
>>70268136
We will destroy you, Ted
>>70268136
How can there be a water shortage in thr world, if most of the world is water
>>70271373
And to you anon :)
>>70271431
sorry I meant to say clean drinking water shortage.
>>70271527
Desalinization plants
Water is virtually infinite
>>70271527
Nice Proxy faggot
>>70269734
What is reverse osmosis
>>70271608
With graphine filters it's going to get a lot easier. Especially if everyone stops being cucks and uses nuclear energy.
>>70271608
energy isn't :)
>>70268136
Welcome to Canada, we have water and male ice skating.
>>70271786
You just need fire to make clean water, bear grylls made a desalinization device with some sticks and a can of paint
>>70271786
Nuclear energy is practically infinite
>10 minute drive from the Ocean
>Plenty of rivers and streams
Nah I'm good.
>>70271923
>>70271949
Have fun trying to supply the working world with water using that kind of a method.
>>70270293
Plzzzz
>>70268136
>water shortage
Minnesota here fuck Americas hat
>>70271527
Boil some fucking water
>>70269399
Yeah
>>70272047
The Jews are doing it right now
Minnesota will be bretty good
Plenty of lakes and rivers.
this is why i'll never leave michigan. wars will be fought over fresh water.
>>70271728
Enjoy the $50 bottle of water
Don't melt my water, I need it
I fear for my country's well being in the near future. Everybody will want our water and we'll probably not be able to protect it.
>>70272502
Keep it in the freezer, and save it. Just don't let russia pollute it
>>70268918
lol you can't boil non canadian water you fucking retard, it has been contaminated by the corporations you let rule your country and no amount of boiling will cure your water of all the carcinogens and human fecal matter whereas we canadians are drinking pure, clean water pumped right out of the virgin clitoris of mother nature herself
>>70272422
>Based ice people
How's the ice?
>>70272709
It's melting. I sindet if there are any interesting creatures beneath it
>>70272708
>What is the Boundary Waters
>What is the clean water act
Minnesota has some of the cleanest waters in the nation once you the leave the metro
>>70273069
lamo listen to this fucking americuck fucking metro what does that even mean fucking bastardization of the queen's english
>>70272089
Boiling only removes bacteria. Not so good with hexavalent chromium or arsenic etc.
>>70268918
Boiling water doesnt remove chemicals it just kills pathogens and bacteria. For example if you tried to boil the ohio river water you'd probably get fucked up.
>americans decide to invade canada
>they gather together
>realize they dont know where canada is
>if only we had an education system
>gets a map
>figures out canada is above the us
>500 miles away, what are miles? who needs to know when you have GOOGLE
>start the hike to canda
>half of them pass out from exhaustion
>after the first mile they take a break at mcdonals
>another 20% die from diabetes
>many more die along the way
>at the end of the day they made it a total of 3 miles
>only 4 left
>realize they forgot to pack big macs
>cannabalize eachother
>only 1 left
>on the next day his mobility scooter breaks down
>end
I think we'll be fine
>>70273683
>Boiling water doesnt remove chemicals
Nigga don't you know what distilled water is?
>>70273977
The condensate from water vapour. Please don't drink distilled water.
>>70273977
>american education
>>70268136
You're fucking retarded, aren't you...?
>>70274193
>Please don't drink distilled water.
The idea that it somehow leeches your body of minerals is BTFO so relax.
WATER FALLS OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY
HOLY SHIT
all you have to do is distill your water. remineralize it if you're worried about not getting enough minerals.
water shortage is literally the dumbest shit ive ever heard.
collect rain water or build yourself a distiller, faggots.
>>70272047
We don't need to supply the world. Just ourselves.
>>70270515
>35 million Canadians
That's not so much. That's at least 800 bullets per Canadian head.
>>70277777
Wasted.
My place is starting to run out of water
send help
>>70268700
>>70268662
Kuwait does it its cheap compact and simple
>>70268136
You do realize canada surrendered it's nuclear weapons capability in exchange for american protection from soviet invasion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKi8J1hlt0Q
>>70270732
yeah she's a real lady
>>70273509
you only have to raise the pH sufficiently to cause arsenic and chromium from solution.
pour a shitload of bleach into your water until solids develop.
filter solution, then add acid to get back to neutral.
boom
>>70268904
Brazil needs some freedom.
Can someone make one of those "has anyone see ..... Memes"?
>>70268136
lol canada is practically defenseless
>>70268136
btw shes not that cute, either
>>70270150
I actually like this pasta because it's true and it pisses of Canadians
>>70273889
can't wait for the movie
How well do the filters alex jones sells actually work?
>>70268296
>be canadian
>justin says sorry on behalf of hte country and give water to the world for free
>invites 10 million rapefugees while hes at it
>its current year after all
>>70279781
100% guarantee that it wont turn the freakin frogs gay
>>70268136
If that happens the Midwest would kick your ass, we border the great lakes too.
Too bad the mid west is full of damn liberal art colleges. colleges. Make Midwest great again.
>>70272281
You'll be living in a war zone then.
>>70268697
lel, underrated.
>>70268136
zomgwatershortage!.mp4
>Earth's surface
>71% water
learn2science
>>70273069
>not drinking based Indiana water filters through based Indiana limestone
It's like you don't even WANT good water
>>70280599
I'm sure all you have to do is add desalination tablets and everything is swell.
>>70268136
>water 100% renewable
>shortage
>be cia
>need çanadian water
>setup secret talk with JUSTin
>he capitulates within 5 minutes
>Only real Canadian resistance is share if you dislike Facebook memes
A Fucking drama teacher.
>>70268136
Yep.
>>70270833
We have a cycle in Canada--snow melts and fills up reservoirs during spring.
How hard can it be to collect rainwater off the ocean or elsewhere where it isn't needed?
One acre inch of rain is 27,143 gallons of water. An acre is only about 210 ft x 210 ft.
http://farmersalmanac.com/blog/2007/12/04/an-inch-of-rain-equals/
there is no water shortage. It's all BS.
I don't think the united states military can defeat the Canadian mounties.
>>70272324
>economy of scale
I thought bongs were good at finance.
>>70281517
If you are in a city, when you flush the toilet, that water goes back to a water treatment plant to be recycled.
If you are in the country, when you flush your toilet, it goes to the septic/ weeping bed back into the water table.
Water shortage? Why? Bullshit.
>>70268136
We have the biggest renewable water sources in the world but first world countries are too ignorant to remember about us.
You're fucked, iglooclap.
>>70268136
>canada will be the last country standing
>implying the US wouldn't annex the great lakes once things got dire
