RED ALERT
THIS'LL BE THE PRETENSE FOR BOOTS ON THE GROUND BOYS
ISIS ABOUT TO EXECUTE 300 INNOCENTS
(CNN)ISIS-affiliated militants captured over 300 workers and contractors at a cement company outside Damascus, the state-run Syrian Arab News Agency reported Thursday, citing a source in Syria's Ministry of Industry. Ramdi Abdulrahman, the head of the London-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, told CNN that he believes 150 to 250 factory staffers were missing.
Developing story - more to come
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/07/middleeast/syria-war/index.html?adkey=bn
>>70227531
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah boy time for liberation.
>>70227531
Heheh - OH FUG
I bet Assad did it and is pretending it was ISIS
t. not JIDF
More links:
>http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/04/07/isis-kidnaps-more-than-300-syrian-workers-state-tv-reports.html
>http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/isis-captures-workers-demascus-1.3524922
>http://www.wptz.com/national/isis-captures-hundreds-at-syrian-cement-factory/38912392
>inb4 dubya-em-dees
I wonder what wacky executions they have in mind for this lot.
Hurry, call Carter, he'll know what to do.
uh... dis gonna be big
>>70227531
What innovative way will they execute 300 people?
WHERE IS LINDA?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
>>70227531
You think we are going to go into Syria for a few hundred radon Syrians? When Isis was beheading and raping all the yazidis, literally committing genocide, we did nothing.
Here it comes.
>>70227531
But but but not all muslims!
>>70227570
Thread and sage. Watch for news folks. Mor muricans will come to die for freedom of another country.
If the hostages are muslims, do we really care?
Time to get cosy /pol/?
Bomb the hell outta dem
>>70227897
Bury them up to their heads in cement
>>70227897
And what song will they pick to do it?
>>70227897
Pillar of flesh a la eternal darkness
>>70227956
The Yazidis happened over years and weren't muslims.
The guys in trouble now are Obama's sons, and there are 300 of them. If they are all executed it'll be hard to ignore.
>>70228096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrHJhKEtQEI
They caught all 300!!!
>>70227897
The longest human centipede ever.
This is going to be the beginning of the war that will keep an election from happening, while having a SCOTUS that will not decide Obama's unconstitutional ploy to remain in the WH, as it would be a 4-4, stalemate vote.
As this year goes on, the weirder and scarier things are about to become.
>>70227531
So what? The majority of them will just pledge allegiance to ISIS and be fine (relatively speaking). ISIS has no need to execute them all.
>>70227531
>>70227897
They should try Necklacing just for a change.
>>70227897
by recreating the nazi gas chambers to prove once and for all that the holocaust was possible
>>70227531
>>70227570
>>70227771
>>70227779
>>70227814
>>70227815
>>70227857
>>70227964
>>70228028
>>70228039
What makes you think we'll do anything? They been committing mass killings for 4 years. Hundreds beheaded, burned, drowned, blown up, etc. They systematically killed and raped thousands of yazidis, actions recently considered genocide by John "potato face" Kerry. This is literally nothing.
time to get comfy
>>70228249
>Obama
and no one american can speak against obama cause RACIST!
brilliant ploy.
>>70228333
>333
trips must be done!!!!!
That's a lot of job opportunities there in Syria. Luckily, we've got 300 young. ambitious men to spare straight away. They appear to speak the language too.
Hmmm. If you were ISIS, and suddenly found yourself with a 300 prisoner surplus, what edgy way would you use to get rid of them for maximum American bootyblasting?
I'd go with Cruxifiction Dominoes.
>nail each prisoner to extremely heavy cross
>stand them up, lined up facing each other like dominoes
>push one end
>watch as they topple, crushing the prisoners under the weight
remember. it's a religion of peace. :^)
Man I'm glad I don't live in that shithole.
Bury 300 people in concrete would be cool though.
Removekebab.
>>70228249
Wars don't stop elections 2bh
>>70228173
There were dozens of massacres with dozens, even hundreds of innocents killed by Isis. Boko Haram captured 300 schoolgirls, and now most of them are dead or sex slaves and we didn't do shit.
>>70228338
why would the media report it, all the other videos and shit they didn't go hay wire.
>>70228433
wire them all with bombs and make a massive explosion, or knife beheadings for all.
>working your ass off in fucking syria
>hot as shit
>atleast it's nearly weekend
>get captured
>by fucking isis
What is the point of capturing cement factory workers? Isis is silly...
>>70228440
ISIS aren't real muslims
>>70228529
>bomb
>beheading
Too blazé. Needs some flair like the other executions.
>>70228092
+lawnmower
someone hold my beer....its time to liberate the fuck out of them..
#notallmuslims
>>70227531
One can only hope that ISIS goes for one fucking grand saw-tier execution.
They've done it before, the bury cage, the drowny cage.
Imagine what they could do with 300 people?
Maby reinact the 300 movie except that they all die in cages?
>>70227531
How is that a happening they capture 300 sandniggers ?
>>70228393
As an opponent to progressive, leftism...I admit that the left has some tricks.
As a conservative, it angers me to no end that my so-called conservative peers do not see that we need to take the gloves off, get in the mud with the pigs, and fight dirty against the unholy.
They massacred hundreds of civilians earlier this year in Deir Ezzor, literally nothing happened.
>>70228625
Gods speed son.
>>70228587
Kek
ISIS doesn't execute every people they capture, especially when it's just random civilians.
They won't kill 300 people lke that you dumb fucks, it's like you still don't understand what's going on in Syria.
Have you ever see an ISIS video where they execute civilians (outside of shias) ? Nah.
They only kill on video soldiers or "spies"
>>70227531
The sad part is liberals will feel more sorry to muslims than the victims themselves.
>>70227531
>Syrian Observatory for Human Rights
Not a source, just some dude shitposting in his basement.
No Agenda show very likely to discuss this.
Tune in and give it a listen! Show just about to start.
noagendastream.com/
>>70227531
Don't worry, Putin will save them with an airstrike.
>>70228765
fuck off isis sympathizer
>>70227897
Send them to Sweden with muhammed mocking tattooes on them
Dumb question... what are the nationalities of these workers?
>>70228425
Underrated post>>70228433
>>70228464
Whoa, edgy 13 year-old coming through!
>>70228469
No, but the President would have an authority through executive action to delay the election due to martial law being imposed.
The election can be halted, as unprecedented as it would be.
>>70228529
>all the other videos and shit they didn't go hay wire.
Although not exactly Isis, remember #bringbackourgirls
And every fucking news station reported on the initial Isis killings and yazidi crisis...
>>70227814
>http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/04/07/isis-kidnaps-more-than-300-syrian-workers-state-tv-reports.html
>Syrian workers
This is an oxymoron.
>>70228840
why don't we just nuke or MOAB Raqqa?
>>70227531
Cool, can`t wait for the mass execution video. Haven't seen one in a while.
>>70227531
If niggers or Arabs are dying its not a happening.
>>70228702
i know right,
2000 niggers died in somalia and that wasn't a happening either.
>>70227897
>will they blend?
>that is the question
>>70228979
poo in loo
>>70227531
What in the fuck were they still doing there?
>>70228606
No true Scotsman, eh?
>>70228979
>>70229031
>>70228996
Kek, pls be this
I think an edgy execution method would be to:
>dig large pit about the depth of each prisoners height
>prisoners are dispersed throughout pit
>pit filled with cement
>their heads are level with ground
>drive through in car trying to crush heads
>>70228878
>>70229074
welcome newfriend
>>70229081
>owls
damn, you guys got on that guy's newfag nerves.
>>70229152
>>70228878
if there was thousands including us citizens of the majority then maybe.
>>70228852
Read it again.
>>70229246
What did he mean by "sons of owls" anyway?
Bad translation or something?
I'm still waiting for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl0UuQNEHq0&nohtml5=False
They already have the toyotas.
>>70229081
kek
>>70229209
>newfriend
Nah, Poe's Law actually.
Most people are as retarded as you pretend to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
DEY FUGGED WIT ISRAEL FIR DEE LAST DIME
>>70228022
i care for nearly every human other than isis fucker
BOWLING FOR CHRISTIANS!
>hang prisoners in a line by their feet at the bottom of a hill
>head about a foot off ground
>ISIS stands at top of hill and rolls rocks, logs and small boulders down hill striking them in head with incredible force
>repeat until satisfied
>>70227784
>say something onluy JIDF would say
>Claim not to e JIDFD
This is why Australia is the king
>>70228833
Not at all but people should stop thinking that ISIS are a bunch of crazy psychopaths on rampage. This is not true, they're very determined people with a religious and political goal and a very controlled communication, not crazy fucks.
This is not a James Bond movie.
>>70229389
This would work well with a high speed camera to catch the boulder smashing their head in, in slow motion.
>>70227897
Roller coaster
Please be a roller coaster
>>70229399
are you saying you support terrorism?
Please, war is good.
>>70227897
Something involving a himan pyramid
>>70229136
grader blade/ steamroller, or better yet, import a John deere lawnmower.
it would look hilarious , some towel head sitting all awkwardly on a small green riding lawnmower
>>70229399
They are totally not crazy fucks right
>>70229339
yep.
hence, newfag.
>>70229399
you're actually just retarded
>>70228641
Bury cage? I don't remember this.
>>70229353
gotta agree on that
ISIS NO
>>70227897
Hopefully with fire
>>70228777
To be fair there is literally 0 reason to feel sorry for these people since as soon as the conflict started they should have gtfo
>>70229523
This site says:
Ullu ke pathe Idiot (lit. son of an owl)
>>70229480
>Please be a roller coaster
It's been done already by those evil NAZIs
>>70229573
The guy they dropped a few hundred tons of dirt and rubble on in a cage. Was one of the very first unorthodox executions.
serious question. looking back, I don't think anyone should have gone to war in the middle east following 9/11 and the london bombings because they were false flags. is isis just the same case or are they a real threat? im leaning toward real threat that needs to be removed but maybe im just being tricked again
>>70229644
>it's wrong to want to defend your homeland
fuck off liberal scum
>>70227531
Yeah! Party time
>>70227531
Yeah, too bad we were balls deep in the situation that gave rise to ISIS, knowing that it would give rise to something like ISIS:
https://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Pg.-291-Pgs.-287-293-JW-v-DOD-and-State-14-812-DOD-Release-2015-04-10-final-version11.pdf
>IF THE SITUATION UNRAVELS THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF ESTABLISHING A DECLARED OR UNDECLARED SALAFIST PRINCIPALITY IN EASTERN SYRIA (HASAKA AND DER ZOR), AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE SUPPORTING POWERS TO THE OPPOSITION WANT IN ORDER TO ISOLATE THE SYRIAN REGIME, WHICH IS CONSIDERED THE STRATEGIC DEPTH OF THE SHIA EXPANSION (IRAQ AND IRAN).
>THE DETERIORATION OF THE SITUATION HAS DIRE CONSEQUENCES ON THE IRAQI SITUATION AND ARE AS FOLLOWS:
>THIS CREATES THE IDEAL ATMOSPHERE FOR AQI TO RETURN TO ITS OLD POCKETS IN MOSUL AND RAMADI, AND WILL PROVIDE A RENEWED MOMENTUM UNDER THE PRESUMPTION OF UNIFYING THE JIHAD AMONG SUNNI IRAQ AND SYRIA, AND THE REST OF THE SUNNIS IN THE ARAB WORLD AGAINST WHAT IT CONSIDERS THE ONE ENEMY, THE DISSENTERS. ISI COULD ALSO DECLARE AN ISLAMIC STATE THROUGH ITS UNION WITH OTHER TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS IN IRAQ AND SYRIA, WHICH WILL CREATE GRAVE DANGER IN REGARDS TO UNIFYING IRAQ AND THE PROTECTION OF ITS TERRITORY.
>>70229644
>as soon as the conflict started they should have gtfo
t.Trudeau
>>70229399
More of that, killing infidels and building caliphate worldwide is part of their culture and we should respect it.
>>70228606
You ain't no muslima, brah. #notallmuslims
>>70229644
Literally the stupidest post I've seen yet. So I shouldn't feel sorry for people who stayed trying to better their country then flood into Europe with the rest of the gibsmedat trash?
>>70229847
>>70229399
so you support people dying and blowing up shit, how bout you move to monkey land you damn 3rd worlders.
>>70227531
Time to draft american women and send them over there.
>>70227897
A montage of each one unique in a new and unique way everytime. Post it on youtube under the name "hilarious death complication."
>>70229152
What? Too tin foil hat? Don't rule out anything with this administration.
>>70229252
Look at the minimal provocation this administration had to go into Libya, to steal Qaddafi's gold, and destabilize the country for more extreme, jihadists to set up shop.
Tie them all to a rope attached to a huge boulder on top of a cliff, push boulder over and one by one, cut or shoot their ankles to see what the bare minimum ppl needed to keep the group from following the boulder is. Then throw some bomb on the pile of bodies at the bottom of the cliff to finish off any fortunate survivor. I also like the concrete idea , tho they should just encase the whole group and ditch them there to laught while the syrian gov has to break them out one by one out of a massive concrete block
Ugh i guess we have some special forces around there, though they are busy with other stuff.
First need to locate where they went at all.
>>70227531
Post yfw another major ground war in the middle east
>>70227531
Well, it's ISIS so... I imagine they'll rape them to death.
>>70229985
>death complication
>>70229723
Wat
>>70229399
people don't think THAT detailed on the conflict. You are on the wrong board if you think facts belong here.
>>70230084
A guy on my botnet, thought it was funny
>>70229399
He's right though. They use brutality in a deliberate way, and they try not to harm Sunni civilians. They will happily massacre the enemy soldiers, any westerner they get their hands on, secularists, shias and basically any other local religious minority. But they are trying to win over the Sunni populace of the region. They're trying to establish a Sunni Caliphate, remember.
>>70228606
>says the "real white"
>>70227815
הגוים טיפש לעולם לא אסתדר. Hahahaha
>>70229704
its a typical jewish scenario, terrorist destroys towers, usa focuses on Al-Queda. Isis comes about we stop focusing on alqueda and focus on isis. Isis is a god worshipping by many many evil people in this world.
>>70229693
That level of Jew shilling
>>70229399
Mais non mec, ISIS c'est l'ennemi numéro un, les soviets se sont rendu maintenant faut buter les barbus. On aura pas le pétrole sinon.
t. schlomo
>>70228622
does isis have a suggestion box?
>>70228765
>Let's play "Spot the mudslime rapefugee."
>>70229399
t. Mahmoud
>>70229937
Where the fuck I say I support them in my messages ?
Rationalizing ISIS is not support, just common sense and I believe a good way to understand the whole thing.
Basically if you ain't spouting childish fan fiction banalities such as "kill them all" or "crusaders unite" you're on ISIS side ?
What a shithole this place is.
>>70227897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50KfgObDrEI&nohtml5=False
>>70230349
topkek
>>70230349
Elle va bien ta femme Manu ? J'ai bien aimé ton discours au diner.
>>70228433
The smartest move would to hold them hostage and make as much media exposure as possible, so that they just dont get bombed along with hostages.
And negotiate attempting to win time, as ISIS is loosing positions there. They are dumb though, so likely just make video of killing them all and thus giving legit reason to carpetbomb their areas.
>>70229704
boots on the ground>incident with assads troops>russia comes to aid>ww3?
>>70227897
I really want to see them tie someone to a weather balloon and let them float away.
call it the isis space program
Any other Americans ready to quit job and answer the call to arms? Ive been ready for this day for a while now.
>>70230407
your saying that not all isis are not terrorists, they are a terrorist organization, maybe a small few are not. How can you rationalize with sand people anyway, they want murder.
>>70228318
R A R E
A
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>>70229704
>is isis just the same case or are they a real threat?
More war will just make them larger, the only reason they exist is because the west is at war with islam and continue to do it. Now ISIS are attacking countries that have started bombing them (russia, france, belgium) and it might make life miserable in those countries which might force more muslims to take ISIS' side and so on and so forth.
>im leaning toward real threat that needs to be removed but maybe im just being tricked again
You can't remove that, it's like removing any idea. By trying to remove them you are just strengthening them. ISIS knows this so they try to get everyone to attack them. At least places like Italy so that they have a excuse to "take Rome" like in the hadiths which they believe fortel of ISIS.
>>70230525
>dying for money
It's a job for the marines dude.
>>70230581
>How can you rationalize with sand people anyway, they want murder.
So do nearly all Americans, but it's still expected to rationalize it.
>>70230525
Yes goy, answer the call, let's make sure a lot of able-bodied white men die.
>>70230407
You contradict yourself and show your ignorance. This is not a James Bond movie, just as you said. Meaning reality is different from what you described and ISIS consists of paid merchenaries that just like to rape and kill, and exactly religious fanatics that blow up themselves, behave like vandals and savages.
There is some capable core, that of Iraqi military, but they are minority and half of them length dead.
ISIS as "organization" does not exist. At the moment its merely dozens of groups of bandits, some behind the scenes financists and viral network of sympathizans abroad doing most of propaganda.
>>70230595
>If you kill your enemies, they win.
the post
>>70230423
is there a source/full version of this?
>>70230835
It's just a model texture for the game san andreas: gta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c40_ifmef8
>>70230789
Also, you were already wrong in your first post assuming "ISIS woudnt kill 300 people".
Since its repetition of event in 2014, Al-Shaer
... 2000 Daesh terrorists stormed the relatively safe Shaer gas plant which was guarded by 370 soldiers. Most of them were killed (executed/beheaded). In addition, Daesh killed or abducted the workers there (250 men). Making it one of the biggest massacres of this war.
CIA_MEME_TEST_PROXY_GERMANY_023bF
>>70228249
I think it's very evident that Obama wants the fuck out of the White House.
>>70227897
>What innovative way will they execute 300 people?
Whatever way they choose, the videos will contain lots of:
>slow motion
>perfect lighting
>hollywood style cuts and editing
And of course, the camera will cut away right before each "victim" is about to die. Like in every last "ISIS" video.
Random jihadis and hohols have zero problems showing death on camera, but the big bad ISIS needs to cut the camera away.
>>70230430
au diner? Comment ca se fait? Ca fait longtemps que je ne suis pas entre dans un magasin de kebab
>(CNN)
>>70231149
Je paye pas 900€ pour un kebab moi. En même temps, vu le menu qu'il y avait, j'aurais largement préfére le kebab.
>>70230210
דעם וועט זיין גוט
>>70231066
>CIA_MEME_TEST_PROXY_GERMANY_023bF
they are just muslims. who cares. let the religion of peace run its course.
>>70230746
Dont mind dying, ahmed. Im an American. Love a good fight. And ill take any opportunity to kill muzzies
>>70227531
Are you sure it wasn't 6 millions that were captured?
>>70230525
That's right, act like the animal you are and go shoot some towel heads half way across the world. Kill those cowards from an armchair of a drone control panel.
Guys! Calm down! news just in!
The Cement Factory was held by the Moderate Rebels. So the incident will be swiftly resolved by some Grads and Calibres, Allah will sort out the dead.
Does the US military take foreigners? Can I get a permanent resident visa/citizenship for joining up?
If Trump wins and a war actually does start to BTFO ISIS you can bet your ass I'd be joining up
>>70227815
I'm completely convinced you Israeli shitposters are all part of a Mossad department meant to influence our opinion of Israel
And it's working
And that scares me
>>70231369
Sure thing John, make America great again!
>>70231274
You are moron if you belive it. ISIS consists mostly of mercs/jihadists that joined from abroad - most arent even Syrians. Big number of chechen for example fight there, and i assure you they dont give a fuck about religions and image and do kill indiscriminally for fun.
>>70231432
>Moderate Rebels
Nice one Ivan.
>>70231492
Awesome! I believe service is a path to citizenship in the US. I hope to see you soon, brother
>>70231492
hehe yes good goy, it is the duty of all white males to go fight for Israel.
>>70231369
Yeah, but that won't solve anything. There are one of two ways to effectively deal with the ME:
Keep the goat fuckers from leaving and just leave them alone
Demothball the B52 and fucking level the entire goddamned region
The place is a hornets nest. You avoid, or annihilate hornet's nests. You don't stick your dick into them.
is this really a big deal? i turn on cnn and they aren't even covering it
>>70231492
Yes, that's literally one of the easiest ways to earn a citizenship. That's why the Marines are like 35% Mexican illegals. If you can speak English, aren't stupid, and aren't fat, they'll take you.
>>70229671
Not the guy you replied to but if you want a rough translation it will mean "you stupid fuck" in Hindi
>>70227531
>Syrian Observatory for Human Rights
I always laugh when I see this:
>"The United Kingdom-based SOHR is run out of a two-bedroom terraced home in Coventry by Rami Abdulrahman a Syrian Sunni Muslim who also runs a clothes shop."
Yes this is real.
>>70231549
Soros funds BLM, Femen Antifa etc. Get your jews straight, Mohamed.
Also killing subhumans is a bit of a hobby for us Americans. We're apex predators.
>>70231704
I heard that you still need to get a permanent resident visa beforehand or something else. Or can I simply just join up?
>>70231704
US MARINE CORPS
SPOT SEMPER FI
WHERE TO JOIN
>>70228765
hi fellow Muslim
>>70231780
Not to mention the recent Panama Papers to push for international tax reform (and/or) a new world currency.
>>70231639
French faggot
>>70228765
I didn't know ISIS paid anons to AstroTurf on 4chan...HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY??
>>70231697
Do you really think Democrat News Network is going to cover Obama/Hillary's pets killing innocents again?
>>70231780
Silly goy, we fund both sides and just wait in our ivory towers for everyone to kill each other.
In 3 generations top, they'll be no more of those so-called "white men" to oppose us. I'm sure your grand children will be proud of you John!
>>70231697
the more important something is, the less coverage it gets
Why would we get involved? These are our moderate rebel allies.
>>70231697
>i turn on cnn and they aren't even covering it
yea it's not on reddit either. nobody except islamaphobes care about this.
>>70231989
Poo-hundred dollars
>>70232020
Barbara Spectre. Blah blah white genocide. Youre such a narrow minded dip
>>70227531
THREAD THEME SONG:
REQUIRED VIEWING:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54
>>70230581
I might shock you but you can be a terrorist and be very rational.
>>70230789
>ISIS consists of paid merchenaries that just like to rape and kill, and exactly religious fanatics that blow up themselves, behave like vandals and savages.
Oh lol, can't even bother to respond to such of a cliché totally out of reality.
>ISIS as "organization" does not exist
This is the exact denial a lot of people had at the beginning and still have to this day. See what it cost us...
>At the moment its merely dozens of groups of bandits
Actually ISIS has a very structured chain of command and every local/regional emir has to respond to someone higher.
>>70231063
Soldiers and ofifcial gvt workers, civilians weren't executed in mass. Thanks for proving my point.
See you dummy
>>70232020
I sight your digits as a timeframe
>give it till 2020
>>70232061
>moderate rebel allies
Who's that today again?
>>70227531
The polls just got 10 points higher
>>70231680
How about you just stop supporting Saudi Terroristia, get your neo-cons (Jews) and hardliners in check, stop messing with Iran and Shias and let them sort it out? Which is an addition to: build wall and leave em the fuck alone, I suppose.
>>70232262
ISIS
>>70232301
not going to happen unless trump is elected
>>70232098
Yes John, whites need to be genocided just like Syria needs to fall. Gotta control those oil pipelines somehow, those dirty Arabs don't let us!
>>70228009
You should be grateful that we are saving your freedom for free. We invented everything (TV, soccer, hot dogs, books) what have you done lately?
>>70231569
>and i assure you they dont give a fuck about religions and image and do kill indiscriminally for fun.
What a day! What a lovely day!
>>70228606
No. They are the real ones. Moderate muslims in Europe and USA are are just waiting who comes out as winner, cucked western man or the real men from east.
So Syrians killing Syrians? This isn't going to result in shit.
>>70227531
>Ramdi Abdulrahman, the head of the London-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights
stopped reading there, it's just one guy in Coventry shitposting for a living
I wonder if those little muzzie desert sluts have ever experienced 6'5 230 lbs of american beef. Selective breeding. Gonna be a one man mass exodus in that little kebab cunt
>>70229693
Is this what they're actually selling us ?
>>70232420
You french faggots are so cringey
>>70231792
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningthemilitary/f/noncitizen.htm
You'll have to file the normal paperwork at the US Embassy and go through the process like anyone else. Things will move quicker for you as an educated English-speaking European versus some African basketweaver from click clack land.
If you join the military though, for god's sake, go Navy or Air Force. Do NOT join the Army of Marines. Both of those are generally shit to begin with, but are especially so when we're not at war.
I went Navy and spent three years on a boat getting drunk in strange places and playing Mario Kart. It was great.
>>70232413
>Implying Trump wouldn't escalate the shit out of the region for Israel, burger
>>70229399
You know, you're right, they're basically following in their "prophet's" footsteps. Honestly, Muhammad was roaming around Saudi Arabia 1400 years ago doing the same exact shit ISIS is doing today; slavery of women and children, pedophilia, beheadings, assassinations, torturings, mass murders, etc.
There's a reason ISIS exists, it's because Islam is a religion founded on violence and spread by the sword.
>>70232546
He also runs a clothes shop bro
>>70228318
+1 to places i am aware exist
>+1 to places that don't matter
>>70232407
Shhhh, let's just keep that black market oil flowing and the bullets rolling, cant let that Rubel jump back up, can we? We got the Turks fighting the Kurds, the Kurds fighting ISIS and Syria, Assad's asshole spread for Putin and the Saudis lining up a maggot line on their boarder. The stage is set for a Hollywood Blockbuster.
>>70232433
>"I think, the new Germany only exists to secure the safety of the State of Israel and the Jewish people."
t. Martin Schulz, EU president, as quoted in haaretz
>>70227531
No way will Obama station troops to fight.
>>70232692
So John, when are you leaving for Syria to kill the muzzies? You talk big, can you walk big?
Be your own man, be a hero, an American hero!
>>70232030
well it's not going to be a pretext for a ground invasion lol.
Not a happening
>>70232634
>Is this what they're actually selling us ?
That and more. The book is listed as non-fiction on amazon and gets glowing reviews + 6 million stars
>“Brilliantly reconstructs the degradation and drama of Sobibor. . . . A memorable and moving saga, full of anger and anguish, a reminder never to forget.” —San Francisco Chronicle
http://www.amazon.com/Escape-Sobibor-Revised-Updated-Edition/dp/1480458511
Totally legit
>hundreds will die
>Trudeau will state the current year and provide more of his none existing "aid"
>>70232711
Sounds good.
>>70232711
Its not that easy mode
Without a green card you can stay at home.even your link says.
>>70227897
Maybe a Gas-chamber :^)
Remember when we actually were going to invade Syria with the UK a few years ago?
>>70232789
And its funny how no one ever thinks that Islam literally translates as "submission"
>>70233028
Looks like he has some small hands for a dude over 6 feet tall
>>70232921
Like I said, Ahmed, when theres a call yo arms. Just like hundreds of thousands of other American males. Corporate America. ZOG. We know. Its not about that. Its about war. Lust for blood senpai.
>>70232947
Nukes work well, given the time and place.
I mean, most of this is just about clearing space for a pipeline and destabilizing the region, so why not just stage some false flag nuclear event?
>>70232883
I'm jelly of you Hans, Merkel looks fabulous next to these overlords. Our Hollande doesn't seem very flattered by his masters.
>>70233028
He'll probably say something stupid like they're winners now or something
>>70233054
Yup, that's what I meant by 'going through the process'.
>>70227897
Tie them all together to make a bridge.
Then roll a huge fucking stone and see if the bridge holds.
>>70229246
POO IN LOO
>>70233125
THIS IS SPARTA!
yup, keep buying to the goy propaganda.
>>70227531
So will they try to convert any of them to become fighters?
Or will they just kill them all. Feel genuinely bad that people just going to work are about to get killed just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Will it be another line of people getting shot one by one again?
>>70233219
"See, if we let them have this group of people, maybe they wont take the next group because they have realized theyve done wrong!"
>>70228039
that image, top kek sir.
>>70228318
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>>70228765
Muhammad Dubois, they have hundreds of videos of them executing random civies.
>>70233125
That's great John, we shall await that day together. You in your surburban lower class house in fear of the next Jamal gun crimes while I'm sun bathing at my remote villa in Panama.
>>70227531
ISIS trying to get Trump elected. Even they want to Make America Great Again!
>>70233147
Maybe that's why you didn't get 1,3 million Arab illegal immigrants, 70% men of fighting age, ready do be le ebil derrorist. You gotta play nice for Dr. Goldberg, or you wont get "New Citizens" to take your home, your country and your identity.
I think, sooner or later, we will have to ally with the muzzies. Remove the Juden with kebab, later remove kebab. win-win.
>thinking anything is gonna happen
Same shit happens every month.
You happening fags are the fucking worst. Absolutely nothing is going to happen because of this.
I'm a CruzMissile now
>>70233289
quite innovative there, halal toothpaste. i'm impressed.
>son of owl
>>70233511
aren't you special
>>70228039
>not Adam and Steve, OK
>hi steve
>>70233398
I'm confused how it makes the ones killed winners though.
