Time to play RISK faggots, if you're /sick/ or working this is a pretty good way of wasting your time.
How to join & rules:
>Have a tripcode.
http://www.4chan.org/faq#trip
>Put Nation name in the name field.
>Put bonus in name field as well or your bonus will not be counted.
>No b-lining
>Nation name
>Colour
>Starting country
>Capital Location
Game will start when we have 4-5 players.
All available colours:
Dark red
Red
Gold
Grey
Green
Light blue
Blue
Purple
>limburg
>dark red
>Netherlands
>Southern netherlands
Bumping for interest.
>Imperium Romanum
>Red
>Italy
>Rome
>Blue
>Alaska
>Juneau
>Russia
>Soviet Union
>Yellow
Any colour
Britain
Saxons
>Visigodos
>Purple
>Portugal
>Lisbon
OP we can start
6 out of 8 are choosen
Can anybody explain bonuses? ? New fag at risk
Texas
Purple
Gold
Houston
>>70205416
Fugg, capital location will be Moscow.
>>70205445
London Capital.
>>70205711
What are you doing?
>>70205773
bumping probably
>>70204875
op stop being such a fucking faggot and start already
We're playing real-time risk niggers, so be quick on your rolls.
>>70205906
fill italy
>>70205906
The Soviet Union expands westwards.
Fill Portugal
>>70205906
ENGLAND AND ANTARCTIC
>>70205906
Go towards New Mexico
>>70205983
that's arctic
Filll alaska
>>70206028
Arctic Antarctic Antarctica?
>>70206065
y-yes
>>70205906
>>70205906
Filllll alaska
>>70203648
New Caledonia
Grey
Argentina
Buenos Aires
>>70204607
is this guy afk?
>>70205906
Jerusalem
any color
Holy Romanian Empire
fill the middle east
Mupdate, Salazar would be proud.
>>70206333
All slots taken, but you can take Netherlands.
>>70206354
fill italy, spill into switzerland, corsica and balkans
>>70206354
Keep expanding westwards.
>>70206354
Expand towards Santa Cruz
>>70206354
Fill Texas
Fill France, and continue to africa
>>70206354
Gimme that guy in the Netherlands and his Capital
>>70206354
Take le weed man territory canada
>>70206377
>
i will take the netherlands and fill germany and central europe, please do count my trips>>70206333
>>70206333
>>70206420
There are more than one Santa Cruz, and this map isn't so big that you need to be that specific, say country names.
>>70206684
sorry dude, just south then
>>70206354
Is the Limburg guy afk?
I'll roll for him, Expand into Scandanavia
>>70206863
if you mean the netherlands then yes i took them
DAMMIT OP 8 slots isn't enough.
>>70207009
>>70206863
OP? Is this okay?
Mupdate
>>70206490
Because someone took over for the Netherlands I re-directed your roll for general expansion.
New rule phaggots, no combat until mup 5, so be smart in diplomacy.
>>70207136
>>70207136
>>70207136
fil through eastern europe into the middle east
>>70207136
Expand towards Mexico
>>70207136
Keep expanding West. Focus on taking Berlin.
Fill brazil/South America
>>70207106
I don't see why it wouldn't be. He got here first.
>>70207136
fill brazil
>>70207222
Check my trips.
>>70207136
Capital of Netherlands
>>70207136
sardinia is a part of italy you know, anyway, take sardinia and spill to balkans
>>70207197
Alliance?
>>70207136
Pour into northern us and finish up canada if possible
>>70207292
Sure
>>70207262
Alliance?
>>70207371
yes
>>70207255
Read the last mupdate.
>>70207479
Yeah, I did. Invade Netherlands
>>70207255
2 more turns
>>70207552
Holy fuck.
>>70207479
Put my dubs into something useful then holy shit
>>70207544
>New rule phaggots, no combat until mup 5, so be smart in diplomacy.
what part of this you don't understand?
>>70207255
>>70207255
you keep wanting to kill me, but you do not see that even if i die after a long bloody war all the others have allied one with another and you will be left alone, you will die alone and hated as an agressor
>>70207590
You can expand west
>>70207602
>what part of this you don't understand?
The part where you introduced it without warning
>>70207708
i-i'm not even OP
>>70207708
Let's just move on.
Reminder:
Dubs & Trips are non-existant, if you check the gets the map creator put the big gets as 00, 69 or 000.
I'll probably edit that in the next game and add in pali's but that didn't occur to me.
>>70207732
Alliance?
>>70207732
Whatever dude just let me ride my horse for a while it's not like I'm going to the Ascot or some shit
>>70207799
Holy fuck just give me Scandinavia
>>70207799
Fill Mexico
>>70207223
>Ignored
>>70207804
i already allied to soviets man sorry, one alliance per guy
>>70207799
fill balkans
>>70207799
Fill Brazil
>>70207799
Keep expanding westward, attempt to block the Dutch from expanding.
>>70207799
Continue to africa and south america
>>70207799
fill scandinavia blocking the saxons
spill into eastern europe
>>70207864
>not big enough roll to reach brazil
>>70207646
>>70207899
If you want to ally then whatever we can secure each others dicks and it'll stop me from getting your boyhole dirty
>>70207921
>Fair enough
>>70207983
>ally with a faggot
>ever
go eat slav cum you faggy brit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3201071/Half-young-Brits-say-not-exclusively-heterosexual-quarter-UK-adults-saying-gay-bisexual.html
>>70208134
>quarter of all UK adults saying they are gay or bisexual
>>70208134
Kek.
>>70208201
Isn't homosexuality a part of T*rk heritage?
>>70208134
>Everyone is is allying
>You're fucked if we don't
>But lol I'm not
Wow what a classic Romanian move.
>>70208134
A+ bantz
>>70208134
RIP UK
Mupdate
Warfare is allowed.
I need EVERYONE to send me who they are allied with in their next action.
>>70208305
Invade the Dutch.
>>70208305
I'm allied with the Roman Empire.
>>70208305
allied with soviets
keep filling balkans desu
>>70208281
pls
>>70208305
fill south america
>>70208305
Go to Algeria/Continue to africa
>>70208305
Expand towards new England
Allied with Caledonia
>>70208305
Yeah fuck up vlad please
>>70208305
Im allied with Texas dude
>>70208281
>probably gonna get fucked
>in a bad position compared to the other players
> still manage to act like a dickhead and pretend like his shit don't stink when he's actually the one who needs help
go suck dick faggot also
>having pride
>taking death over being allies with a faggot
>in any way bad
i know pride is a foreing concept to you britfags but damn are you pussies
Vlad is about to get GULAG'D.
>>70208503
SNAP
>>70208499
>>70208281
I cant handle these fucking BANTZ
>>70208305
>>70208305
attack the Saxons in England and capture their capital, spills fuck their shit up and take all the British Isles
>>70208305
OP what happens when 2 allied nations merge? who will control the new nation?
>>70208381
OP can a merged nation ally with another nation
Mupdate.
No bum-rushing capitals you gooks.
>>70208698
>>70208588
Merging nations is not a possibility here.
>>70208863
Yeah invade vlad in his North French territories
>>70208863
Fill South America and attempt to expand in the carribean
Expand North and invade Canada
>>70208863
Keep tearing Vlad's boipussi open.
>>70208863
Continue to the south of africa, west coast
>>70208863
fill albania, spill into greece and then romania
if any other spills left, advance into turkey
>>70208863
>>70208966
oh shit, not romania, but bulgaria
>>70209004
Og, if you do get Romanian territory can you cede them to me? I want Hungary and Romania for myself.
>>70208863
capture the Saxon capital
spills defend
>>70209059
sure thing best ally
>>70208957
help me against the Saxons and i will let you take his capital and mine when i leave
>>70207307
Is he afk?
>>70209183
Sure
>>70208863
OP make this happen >>70209183
>>70209122
Mup, Dutchcuck overwhelmed the UK and got the capital.
>>70208922
If you give me California I can help you invade canada.
>>70209343
Push against the Dutch. I need help greatest ally.
>>70209343
>>70209343
fuggg fite back for capital against the salty romanian
>>70209343
Expand towards canada
>>70209343
expand into carribean
>>70209258
i took his capital since he rolled 10 T and i rolled 25T, go through england>ireland>iceland and fuck him in greenland, i will clear scandinavia and defend from Stalin, i am leaving in 35 minutes and i will make sure you take the capitals before i leave, you will be God Emperor
>>70209343
take bulgaria, spill into romania and cede romanian land to soviets
>>70209380
Oh shit sorry I already made a move before reading next turn I'll do that.
>>70209433
Don't allow it OP.
>>70209382
sure thing lad
>>70209343
OP scratch this>>70209450
attack the dutch
>>70209343
clear scandinavia from saxons
cede lands in england, ireland and iceland to Sebastiao
bonus plus 5
>>70209418
You should move in to Australia
>>70209499
i'm not ceding it to him, im just leaving and he will conquer me
>>70209433
Not gonna let you give away your capital like that lad, p. much the same as quitceding.
>>70209547
You already rolled newfriend :^)
>>70209629
that"s not a roll idiot, i was telling him what to do, i wasn't replying to OP, pay attention
>>70209572
Didn't see that, ill do it next turn
>>70209624
i'm not ceding it to him, he will attack me and take them, i'm just not gonna fight him, not ceding since he's using his rolls to hurt me, it's just attacking
>>70209343
Continue to the north of Africa
>>70209785
traitor
>>70209835
? No one's in Africa
>>70209899
>>70209899
we had a deal that you would help me
Fill California and cede it to Caledonia, continue expanding into Canada if possible
>>70209930
>>70209930
Rush for Vlad's capital.
>>70209930
Gimme Britain back ;-;
>>70209930
Roll for Australia
>>70209930
attack the dutch for 5 provinces, cede them to soviets
rest goes to turkey
>>70209924
You're not in Africa...
>>70209930
Continue to the West coast of Africa
>>70209930
attack in the italian peninsula taking his capital use as many points as neccesary if needed all
spills defend the english capital
>>70210029
>1
>1
>9
What the fuck is this sorcery?
>>70210022
>>70210022
i asked you to help me against the 3 guys currently fucking attacking me
>>70210097
I'm helping...
>>70210121
>>70210121
how? you're not attacking any of them, you're just expanding into unclaimed land
>>70210205
perfidious portugal
>>70209930
Take Greece
>>70210121
please attack the turk next round
>>70209930
Any AFK nations?
>>70210343
Was worth a shot. Shall lurk then.
>>70209930
this is like the 20th century all over again, europe is a battle field destroyed by war while gigant powers grow in the rest of the world, loving it
>>70210263
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70210263
>>70210263
that's more like it frate
>>70210366
I've got first dibs on afk nations.
>>70210426
>via 9gag
>meeeeeeeeeeeemcenter
Cancer tbqh
>>70210366
You're fucked
>>70210492
it was the only unaltered version i could find desu
>>70210426
>via 9gag
i would think you're b8ing if i didn't know what a fag you are
How this guy manages to invade another CAPITAL while he's being gangbanged 3v1 is fucking incomprehensible.
Hitler 2.0 over here.
>>70210589
Please give me back Britain ;-;
>>70210589
FUCKING TAKE THEIR CAPITAL REEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>70210589
Take Greece, continue to north of greece
>>70210589
Fill Australia
>>70210589
Invade Canada
>>70210589
>DUTCHED
attack the eternal dutch
If Vlad rolls another 9 or 0 then he's for sure using a script.
>>70210589
it's all about tactics and being specific
defend the italian capital without expanding into it
spills push the saxons out of the British Isles and steamroll them in iceland and scandinavia
bonus +10
>>70210751
>>70210770
Is he?
>>70210751
what the fuck
>>70210751
Nah, Vlad is to be trusted, he has been BTFO'd enough times playing risk
>>70210751
ohh fuck off you buthurt monkey
>>70210552
>>70210386
>>70210205
>>70209924
>>70209835
>>70209746
>>70209686
>>70209616
>>70209433
>>70209183
>>70210770
>Another 0
You're using a script.
>>70210751
meant to reply to this >>70210770
>>70210819
>Another 9
THESE ROLLS ARE FALSE.
>>70210819
>non-rolls
I've played risk with you before and I'm fairly certain you aren't using a script, but this isn't evidence.
>>70210862
i've played this game long enough for people to know i don't cheat, it's dumb luck, you're just mad because your idea of playing this game is
hurr durr attack X who gives a shit where, learn to play faggot
>>70210949
ok now this is fucking stupid
>>70210949
and I thought I was getting lucky....
>>70210949
It's not fun when someone else is using a script.
>>70210995
Aw forgot to turn it off?
>>70210949
>implying you are not cheating
Gonna come bomb you if you keep sperging out tbqhwyl
>>70211033
>>70211033
if you consider getting high rolls exactly when you're being accused of cheating luck then i'm fucking lucky as hell
>>70211086
>greek air force
>>70211076
>>70211086
IF I COULD FUCKING TURN IT OFF I WOULDN'T BE GETTING THESE FUCKING ROLLS REEEEE
Hey OP you didn't do my last roll?
I got a 5 which is 10 territories so that should be enough.
Mupdate
>>70211146
Aw, now you're getting low numbers. You got one 0 and two 9's in a roll. That's virtually impossible.
>>70211181
Fill Canada spill in to Alaska
>>70211181
Rush for Vlad's capital.
>>70211181
take rome back
if spill, take greece back
>>70211181
Roll for New Guinea
>>70211181
Britain please
>>70211142
;_;
W-We got flying doritos
>>70211181
defend the british Isles from the saxons
spills attack Staling like this Germany>Poland nad Chehoslovakia
bonus remains 10
>>70211181
Is Saxon losing any territory he doesn't have a capital.
>>70211305
adorable 2bh
>>70211323
Now you're getting shit rolls. Why were your rolls all 9's or 0's before i accused you of cheating?
>>70211356
>>70211181
>>70211181
this
>>70210667
Sebastio its time, attack me in italy and the netherlands, take my capitals, your spills should go in the UK, if this works you will have a 15 bonus
>>70211401
>>70211401
because your mom loves my cum
>>70203648
I'm just waiting for someone in europe to roll a 69 lol
Sebastio I'd recommend removing pink from Italy.
>>70211468
Can I take over for you m8?
>>70211468
>>70211508
>2 eights
You lucky nigger
>>70211508
>Two 8's in a row after rolling
Fuck you Vlad, i hope you get raped by a gypsy.
>>70211580
Canada was afk this whole time you didn't even notice.
>nice
>>70210667
>>70210667
come on Portugal, do it!! give me the death i deserve!! do not let these faggot take what i have built!! you are to be God Emperor!! THIS IS THE WILL OF GOD AND YOU MUST RULE IN HIS NAME!!! NOW OR NEVER!!
>>70211645
t. alberto barbosa
>>70211659
pls Britain
>>70211620
>if i roll low im a cheater
>if i roll high i'm a cheater
monkey logic
>>70211659
take. rome. back
spill to greece
come on baby 000
Take the Canadian capital and Alaska
>>70211659
>>70211659
Take Vlad's capital, spills goes into liberating Italy and giving Italy's captured territories to Turkey.
>>70211711
jesus christ
dubs in the last few rounds but they don't count
>>70211181
You guys full?
>>70211778
yeah
>>70211659
reclaim italy, the british isles and germany, death was unavoidable and only a miracle will save me now, as always Alberto is a faggotm never rely on non-whites
>>70211778
Portugal and Alaska seem to be gone, and Alaska only has one province left.
>>70211659
Rollin for New Guinea again
>>70211716
Lets split russia and asia
>>70211798
damn
>>70211848
Alright which one would you prefer?
>>70211849
portugal is free, i had a deal with him to give him all of my capitals so the axis of evil(3fags) don't take the 15 bonus, claim alberto and slay me, take my capitals, i will not let these niggers enjoy what i have built
>>70211902
I will take south, you take north
>>70211980
Alright.
>>70211840
>one province left
My kind of nation
>>70211659
Push back Texas
>>70212022
>>70212022
Fan it's too late I've already tooken over
>>70211716
>>70211966
>>70211659
Put me in coach.
Greater Australia
Mupdate
Oy vey I fucked up, mupdate here we go.
>>70212094
No more colours available, but you can continue where Portugal left off.
>>70211659
i am leaving at the next mup since i have to go to work, it's been a hard but fun game, i hope i have earned respect in this fight and you will all kill me quickly
i was death from the begining, but are we not all but dead at birth?
>>70212082
OP just said Alaska has 1 province left after you already rolled. I think OP would know if they were dead or not.
>>70212099
>>70212151
Push back Texas
>>70212151
Take Vlad's fucking capital.
>>70212151
Invade Alaska take over
>>70212152
gg
you fugged me good
>>70212151
Continue to south of africa
>>70212159
No I was saying You're fucked I didn't mean I have it.
>>70212151
take rome back, spill take greece
>>70212169
69
9
>>70212169
CHECK MY 69. YOU'RE FUCKED VLAD.
>>70212169
you did it comrade
>>70212151
attack stalin and reunite my lands
take ireland
spills attack the brazillian monkey starting in italy and rolling into the balkans
bye guys
bonus 10
>>70212169
Praise Kek
