I guarantee if Trump had 5 different mistresses, /pol/ would be worshipping him like a god.
You retards are fucking disgusting. How do you live with yourselves? Holding 2 candidates to completely different standard simply because one is a meme candidate while the other could actually be a good president.
>>69106392
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
Stay mad rato, enjoy losing the nomination.
>>69106392
Shut it. Your candidate lost. Time to take it like a man and get on the #TrumpTrain.
He's a goddamn Canadian anyways.
The difference is that Cruz pretends to be a modest and humble Christian with evangelical values. Trump has bragged on Howard Stern about the chicks he's banged. That makes only one of them a hypocrite.
>>69106392
I dont hold him to any different standard. I would be appaled if Trump has mistresses.
Besides, Cruz is the self proclaimed """"""Christian"""""". He is the one holding himself to high standards.
Also, sage the shitty jew shill post
>>69106392
Did you think that we were legitimately outraged? Of course we just want to derail the Cruz campaign.
I guarantee if Trump had 5 different mistresses OP would be defending him.
>>69106392
We hold priest to a different standard than an average person
We "allow" nigs to nig because we know they're just nigs
Ted Cruz wants to bible thump all day, so we hold him to a different standard
>>69106392
You said it yourself, mate. One is a meme candidate, and the other could actually be a good president. That's why we're all railing on Rafael "el Rato" Cruz, he's top quality meme material.
>>69106392
Trum9 doesn't sell himself as a Jesus and friends, family values conservative.
Cruz does.
Why is it had to understand that different people selling different things are judged by different standards?
>>69106392
Well, one of the two makes it no secret that he loves hot women and has liberal positions when it comes to personal freedom, while the other rides on a wave of evangelical theocracy support.
Kind of makes sense to hold them to their own different standards?
>>69106424
>And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
made me kek Nepbro!
Fuck off Trump supporters.
Trump is the teflon, playboy candidate everyone wants for lulz. Just like a certain Italian who made his country an international laughing stock. Cant wait!
>>69106529
>I would be appaled if Trump has mistresses.
Should we tell him? I don't want to be the one who pisses on his fireworks.
>>69106392
>I guarantee if Trump had 5 different mistresses, /pol/ would be worshipping him like a god.
Da.
> Holding 2 candidates to completely different standard
Cruz is a rabid bible thumper "MUH CHRISTIANITY"
Him cheating on his wife proves he is a hypocritical,lying,backstabbing rat.
If he can cheat the woman he loves,what do you think about anything else?
Trump is the kind of guy that would straight up divorce his wife then have fun,but always keeps his word,including a marriage he wants later to disolve.
He is honest,sincere and unapologetic.
Different people,different standards,its logical.
>>69106633
The memes consumed him. He actually believes he's El Rato now.
El Rato shills in full damage control mode, beautiful.
>>69106392
Two different standards for two different people. We all lead different paths and the metric by which we are judged comes from how we present ourselves to the world.
Cruz acts as though he is pious and above cheating.
Not hypocritical at all though nice try at some fallacious bait.
>>69106392
WHAT!?!! Are you suggesting Trump might be a ladies man?
Well I'm a Cruzmissile now, and I'm looking for one of my employees to cheat my wife with!
> be hardcore evangelical
> play the family/religion card at every possibility
> openly pass judgement on the behavior of others
> secretly bang anyone who will touch you
> be a massive hypocrite
vs
> talk about fucking bitches and getting money
> openly fuck bitches and get money
> secretly fuck bitches and get money
> be generally gross but consistent
I don't even Trump, but come on dude...
>>69106424
BURGER 11 DIVVERISTY IS BIG MAC SHEEIIIIT MY NIGGA WELFARE SUPER SIZE IM LOVIN IT
>>69106392
The whole #cruzscandal thing we are pushing is to piss off the utah voters that voted ted instead of trump
Let them know ted is a scumbag
>>69106767
>Implying Italy was any better before or after Berlusconi.
We were just as corrupt before and we became EU's bitch after he was forced to step down.
Fuck off butthurt Cruzcuck.
I don't care about another man's infidelity, that's between him and his women. I just want Ted out of the race.
>>69106392
Trump brags about his sexual accomplishments. Lyingted on the other hand, brags about him being a godly man and a family man.
>>69106854
They probally feel they threw their vote away voting cruz instead of trump
>>69107157
It's necessary to shame #NeverTrumps.
>1. We outnumber them
>2. They are dumb
>3. They take direction from whores
>4. They want a fucking Canadian to be President
>>69106392
No one gives a shit about him sleeping around. People just want to see Cruz the Saint crash and burn.
>>69106392
He'd lose my vote.
M.A.G.A.
>>69106392
It's true OP, i am now a cruzmissile
>>69106747
>>69107031
50 keks. You bros are alright.
Consistency and logic are irrelevant in matters of politics.
Trump gives us hope that we can genocide Muslims and put parahumans back in their place, servile to the white man.
All Muslims must die, by the way, in order to keep everyone else safe.
#islamkills
#endislam
>>69106525
This desu. Trump has written books on his good and bad history. I guess you stop taking things personal when you're a billionaire.
>>69106424
kek
>>69106424
>50 chins block his FOV
Good one, smallflag
>>69106392
>I guarantee if Trump had 5 different mistresses,
>Implying he hadn't way more than that
The difference between Trump and Ted is that Trump doesn't lie.
Everybody and their dog knows that Trump fucked literally hundreds of women through his life. But he's open about it, didn't use the women for power, didn't let the women take advantage of him to get power, and didn't do this while he's married.
>>69106392
>why don't you insolent goyim approve of the hispanification of America?
>you should hate white men like everyone else!
>>69106424
Bhutan is cooler, imo.
>>69106392
Difference being that it's been public knowledge Trump has had numerous wives and mistresses, whereas El Rato is running his entire campaign on the fact that he upholds good, wholesome values and would never ever do something like cheating on his wife.
I am now a #CruzMissile
>>69106392
> had?
trump has a reputation of whore monguer, womanizer I don't wanna go further but he used to spend days on Epstein island.
your point was?
>>69106813
He even admitted he would fuck a rat.
>>69108284
This.
>>69106392
trump isn't waving around a bible and pretending he's holier then thou. that's the difference
>>69106392
it's the hypocrisy that did in cruz, not the sex
>>69106392
>I guarantee if Trump had 5 different mistresses
And? He's an alpha male. Cruz on the other hand gets a BJ and holds the bible up high.
>>69106392
>any candidate
>good
Why? Trump is Hilary with a red tie and Cruz is an Evangelical retard. We lose no matter what.
>>69106424
FPBP
