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RALLIES/TH
>Temecula Trump Rally 3/26/16
[YouTube] Temecula Trump Rally 2016 (embed)
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on ABC 3/27/16
[YouTube] Donald Trump "This Week" Abc FULL Interview. Disgraceful for Cruz to Attack Over National Enquirer (embed)
>Roger Stone on AM970 3/27/16
[YouTube] Roger Stone - Cuban Mistress Crisis - AM970 Interview 2016/03/27 (embed)
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/27/16
[YouTube] POWERFUL: Katrina Pierson: Heidi Cruz is CFR and Goldman Sachs. - Spilling the Beans - Trump (embed)
>Piers Morgan: The Trump Interview 3/25/16
[YouTube] MUST SEE Piers Morgan The Trump Interview 25th March 2016 HD 1080 (embed)
>Don Lemon cuts off the truth 3/25/16
[YouTube] ‘Stop!’ Don Lemon Snaps at Omarosa, Abruptly Ends Segment on Trump (embed)
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
[YouTube] Trump spokesperson on heated feud with Cruz (embed)
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
[YouTube] Milo Yiannopoulos Talks Establishment vs Trump, Bernie, and Cultural Libertarians (embed)
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ (embed)
>Official Rally Schedule
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>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
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http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe (embed)
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cruz braveheart speech
[YouTube] cruz braveheart speech updated (embed)
>Trump effect
[YouTube] Trump Effect (embed)
>Truth about Ted's Sex Scandal
[YouTube] The Truth About The Ted Cruz Sex Scandal (embed)
>Donald drives
[YouTube] DONALD DRIVES | BARRON RIDES | BRIDGE (embed)
>Ted copulates with rats
[YouTube] Ted Cruz says he copulates with rats (embed)
>World's opinion of Trump
[YouTube] What Does the World Actually Think About Donald Trump? (embed)
ANY SCANDAL SHIT HAPPENING TODAY?
>>69103107
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459166027051.webm
From the latest episode of The Circus.
>>69103107
thanks cute brit :3
>>69103107
You suck OP.
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
>>69103107
UK anon has saved Trump gen
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
AWOO~ FOR TRUMP
Gib stubb guiib stuubb :DDXDD
There is a rally tomorrow right? What time?
>>69103169
Maybe Trump will play the Katrina/Ted Sex tape at the rally later.
>>69103177
that is fucking savage
Can you blame Cruz though? He actually has a bit more respect from me now
HE HOLDS UP HIS CHILDREN
HE KISSES THEM GOOD BYE
AND HE CHEATS AND CHEATS AND CHEATS
Where were you when /pol/ became the Jew?
>>69103333
kek confirms
>>69103333
>3333
Confirmed, ready your wank blankets
>>69103234
THEN LAYS IT DOWN
>>69103418
AND THEN HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE
>>69103161
wtf muhammed
>>69103333
fucking crowd would go nuts.
>>69103418
THEN HE LIES AND CHEATS
>>69103418
AND HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLU76DPTOLM
Who /deusvult/ here
>>69103474
SO DISGRACEFUL.
Does anyone know if Donald J. Trump has ever gotten a boner in public? I was playing outside yesterday when I got a boner and had to sit down for five whole minutes until it went away. I have never been so scared in my whole life. Anyways, I hope that Donald J. Trump gets a boner in public so it will make boys less scared for when they get boners in public too :)
golly gee wilikers, that old man just gave meh 200,000 dollah
>>69103269
>>69103533
w-wut?
>>69103333
dear god that would be amazing
>>69103533
sick fuck
>>69103395
>wanking to rato
SWEEDEN NO
>>69103333
Trump will only look like a liar. It will only help Cruz. Trump has already said several times that he had nothing to do with the scandal. It's better if he stays as far away from the scandal as possible.
>>69103533
>>69103574
I believe the man asked you a question.
>>69103533
oh look a Bernie supporter
Anyone got the pic of the brand?
>>69103269
https://youtu.be/QKGp10KGam4
AWOO
H
>>69103234
>>69103418
>>69103474
>>69103458
>>69103440
You guys sure do like to fuck up quotes, huh?
>>69103687
Skyn is the brand.
>>69103333
>>69103533
you just want to see how big the bulge in Big Dick Don's pants is, you perv
>>69103621
>not wanking to a cuban having sex with a mulatto woman
best interracial out there
>>69103687
I still can't believe she didn't want rat cum in her.
I worked with Cruz's senate campaign when the cheating was alleged to have happened. He in fact did not cheat or have any kind of sexual relations. You people's minds are in the gutter it's like you've never had a one on one prayer session before. He was having prayer sessions with the women.
>>69103533
kinda hot desu
do you need any help getting rid of your boner? :3
>>69103107
>cruzmememaker
this site was made by you or Trump, isn't it?
>>69103687
Holy guacamole, now those are most definitely condoms.
>>69103823
I agree with you. Canadians are honest people.
>>69103687
Sykn
y
k
n
>>69103554
oh jeeze oh man
DEUS VULT
GOD ENDORSES TRUMP
AVE MARIA
>>69103533
wow, haven't laughed that hard in a while. thanks anon...good luck with your surprise boners. next time just sport it around like an alpha. nobody cares and there's literally nothing they can do...
>>69103823
What did he do? Paint a cross on his dick?
>>69103738
You aussies aren't all bad
>>69103752
>""""best"""" interracial
I'll pray for you
REAL THREAD IS HERE
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>>69103936
>I'll pray for you
i probably need it senpai
did /pol/ ever figure out who the last 2 ratfuckers were?
>>69103823
Ayy lmao.
>there will be people that didn't get the sex joke
>>69103955
Just save that thread for later.
>>69103687
She is an unapologetic whore.
>muh trump hugbox safe space
everytime I bring up a fair point i get called a shill. very bad desu
OY VEY SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN GOYS
>>69104002
no. cuz the story is a lie
Traitor!
>>69103177
SAVAGE.
>>69104129
What is this fair point you wish to bring up?
>>69103955
whatever, I only made this thread because we were 404ing, if you want to be an autist go right ahead
>>69103823
Yeah. You could hear it through the door. Lot's of "OH GOD, OH GOD" and "THANK YOU JESUS"
>>69103738
Source?
>>69103269
Anime masturbators...
>>69104182
trump wants to repeal obama care right? but when being told what he would do he says he won't let people die in the street, so is he for public healthcare or not???
>>69104160
>>69104160
How the fuck do people even get pictures like that? Open it up in paint & save as .trash repeatedly?
>>69104270
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/healthcare-reform
From what I get from it is he wants to make it easier and cheaper for private companies to sell insurance to people.
>>69104325
Kek, just saved it from Kikebook senpai. He's going full damage control on Twitter.
>>69103689
awoo
/pol/ is aways right
>>69104137
Time to suit up
>>69104380
right now insurance company have a monopoly in diffrent states, his reform would allow for real competition and not only that, you dont have to pay for other people like in Obama care
also hopefully people who had to take part-time jobs because of Obama care can now go up in hours and make more money
How was Trump this morning?
>>69104608
>Let's talk about Trump's unfaithfulness
>implying Trump doesn't take pride in being a pussyhound, rather than trying to paint himself as Christ 2.0
oyyy veyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
>Hey there, baby girl... Daddy Ted is gonna lick you good.
>Come here little clitty clitty
>>69104858
Voter suppression in full force. Check your registration status regardless of party.
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/new-york-election-fraud-voter-registration-not-enrolled-in-a-party-dropped-sanders-clinton-democrat-what-to-do-how-vote-suppression/
GARY JOHNSON 2016 - LIBERTY HAS RETURNED
-----------------------------------------
Trump's time on this board is over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCS6PbtbGmA [Embed] [Embed]
Liberty has returned my friends.
All lost Pauls will be returned only if we STUMP TRUMP ON /POL/
https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>CNN
http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/03/26/libertarian-candidate-gains-in-polls-gary-johnson.cnn
-----------------------------------------
Anything good happening or are we in for a long week?
>>69104238
Answer my own question
http://bunnyqueenmodeling.tumblr.com/
carpet
>>69104967
Except for that rally tomorrow, nothin' much boss. People still jerking off to the Ted scandal thing but nothing real coming out of it just yet, only foreplay.
>>69104608
>trump is a rapist
wut
this guy has some major issues
>>69104967
rally tomorrow
hopefully more info on the Cuban Mistress Crisis soon
hopefully more rallies after tomorrow
Pretty low energy here. Can take some maga hat requests.
>>69105180
He's mad. It's ok he'll heal in 8 years when Trump leaves office.
>Post yfw "Walls don't work" or any variation of that
>>69105155
Im afraid the ted scandal will die with nothing to show for it. Its not blowing up yet and Im getting nervous.
>>69105268
yeah i'm already bored of it.
if it doesn't blow up by this morning, it won't.
>>69103317
Oh lawdy, gotta love when racists fly their true colors.
>>69105256
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>69105256
>>69104646
>What a low energy condom
>>69103107
Why do you support a racist anon?
>>69103317
>Unironically stumping yourself
GET FUGGED
>>69105256
>>69105330
what the fuck
>>69103533
>>69104952
this dude's a loon
>>69105256
DUDE
LADDERS
LMAO
>>69105307
im starting to feel like we never should've made a big deal out of it in the first place
Someone plz record a corey in the house donald trump song parody. pls
>>69105330
Absolutely fucking based.
>>69105359
Wew
>>69105414
There is literally nothing wrong with pooling all of the M&Ms together
Any places to buy MAGA hats OTC?
>>69105330
Thats a box of M&Ms
>>69105766
He needs a garbage bag sized M&M bag.
>>69105330
>plain M&M's
why the fuck are there 2 threads?
>>69105766
Furthermore iirc when you open the box there is a bag inside of it.
>>69105888
Because this OP was a cuck and couldn't copy the links in the OP correctly
>>69105888
This one didn't have working links & it bothered someone so much they needed to make another. Or they're a shill. Pick which ever reason you want.
>>69104380
but letting companies into other states would lead to the bigger companies going full monopoly. i think we need a public option just to keep the companies in check, plus many people simply can't afford it
>>69105982
jesus fucking christ who cares you autist, if you wanted the links to be proper maybe you should have a new thread while the old one was on page 8. Nobody else was doing it so I did.
early morning comfy trumpcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDNAc8Yi3gs
>>69106091
He said 'was.' You are not persecuted here.
>>69105330
you fucking idiots
the bag comes out of the damn box
>>69106091
I agree friend.
>>69106091
The brit did his job when no one else would. No problem here.
>>69106155
Gotta say that Ted didn't look bad in college.
>queuein up Mornin Joe boys
They got a new hit piece on Clinton and her email server investigation
>>69106248
https://youtu.be/V-ObkSOAFJs
I don't know. He is kinda cringy as fuck even for 1988 if you ask me.
>>69106248
ehhh what? He looked like your standard early 20s autist. He looked better in his early 30s desu
>>69106248
Seriously, if his nose didn't mold into the shape of a penis and his hairline didn't recede he might actually have some charisma
>>69106334
Are you making fun of me?
>>69106334
Spackers btfo
GET A WARRANT YOU AVERAGE SIZED FUCK
>>69103823
He was a gud boy he dindu nuffin
He went to church n shit
>>69106426
>Are you making fun of me?
yeah?
>Implying Trump wasn't the most handsome back in his days.
>>69106610
>imagine Ron Paul being your dad
>>69103333
Rally is tomorrow.
>>69106610
weird how rand looks like a worm now
>hey there, pardner, wanna come by the ranch later and snack on some ol' nose candy?
>>69106579
Let me be clear here... You can make fun of me but not my wife.
>>69106759
>hillarilly shill on morning joe just said that there is a much bigger hurdle to go over if you want to prosecute a presidential candidate
HELLO
ANIMAL
FARM
young shillary is underrated
>>69106334
That subtle glow-effect with the standard yellow-tone is so adorable. It's like the anon who made this discovered that option for the first time, played a bit with the controllers and very eagerly watched what he was creating, with his big, lit-up eyes focused on the screen; kinda like in pic related.
Not intending to make this sound mean, I just wanna cuddle that qt anon.
Jim Webb looked like a redneck that would hassle you outside of a convenience store.
>>69106786
Why would a christian man and "real conservative" say the word HELL?
>>69106834
yeah ok
>>69106940
>>69106903
looks like a bro
>>69106940
SOME OF THE BEST ASSETS IN THE WORLD
VERY LITTLE DEBT
TREMENDOUS CASH FLOW
>>69107038
Great!
>>69106940
She kind of reminds me of Lacy green
>>69107133
Yeah, both notorious whores.
>>69107172
people have to want to have sex with you in order to be a whore.
extra vomit
>they wouldnt smash this fine american piece of ass
>>69107231
>>69106688
It must be truly glorious
>>69104244
Best type of masturbators desu
>>69107231
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR FACES??
As far as young candidates go, I don't think it gets any worse than this
>>69107417
high af
Can ameribros post some "you'll never be an american" memes.
I want to trigger some friends
>>69107231
fucking blazd 420
>>69107449
>SKYN condoms
how many different condoms do you have to try before you arrive at this brand? fucking you know you're dealing with a whore when she has brought her own condoms and she has some random brand.
>>69107698
Why didn't you, America?
>>69107480
I don't Ted Cruz and Jeb "Unabrow" Bush are pretty bad.
>>69103317
Trump's Stumping rating is so high he can subliminally persuade you to stump yourself from any location.
>>69107811
Rubio looks like a comedic relief character from a 00s sitcom.
>>69107811
Rand and Krispy look like bros. Would drink a beer with
>>69106917
>Why would a christian man and "real conservative" have affairs with 5 women?
>>69107811
Sanders got that look like he just made a couple shekels
Can some ameribros please post some "you'll never be an american" memes?
I want to trigger some friend
>>69107811
>Carly Fiorina
she looks kinda cute actually :3
>>69108010
he did it for Jesus
>>69108117
Can some ameribros please post some "you'll never be an american" memes?
I want to trigger some friends
Friendly reminder:
Ted Cruz is a good Christian boy and he dindu nuffin.
>>69107811
>do his homework for him so I can tell people I'm friends with him-tier
Trump
>would be friends with-tier
Rand, Huckabee, Crispy
>avoid interacting with at any cost-tier
O'Malley, Rubio, Santorum, Cruz, Clinton
>steal lunch money on sight-tier
Sanders, Fiorina, Bush
>>69106865
Thanks for making me self-conscious to ever post it again. Maybe I should just delete it & kill myself.
>>69108129
You would like that big Anne Frank Jew nose, huh?
>>69108188
>>69108268
Didn't have enough fun yesterday doing that?
>>69108296
Thanks but I was more looking for something without pepe, do you have more?
>>69103107
Check out this great song I made for the donald..... I wont vote for any other republican, if they dont nominate trump I vill democrat for weed and to destroy GOP for not letting the people's candidate run
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>69108293
>he doesnt wanna shot his load on a big semetic nose
you probably dont even wanna cum on a muslim ladys hijab
>>69106610
wow looks the same except for the hair
>>69106940
i didn't mean that young. i meant first lady shillary tbch
>>69107449
>Turn contrast up
>it's literally condoms
top fucking kek
>>69107353
wow it looks so perfect
>>69107811
damn, huckabee was stylin
Anyone else feel disappointed that the scandal was just a huge waste of time?
There isn't anything new and Trump looks like the bad guy even though he didn't have anything to do with it
>>69108366
>>69106688
horrible horrible actress. i hate her acting and all the tumblrites on her ass for her muh feminism bullshit, ruining the show tbf. i hate the magic and dragons part...
>>69107353
based desu, i hope the don picks him for vp asap
>>69108491
kek
>>69108293
Nonono, you got that all wrong; I actually really meant that the way I said it. I'm sorry it seemed like I was making fun of you.
In all honesty, I like your pic and I saved it to my MAGA folder as well, so please don't worry about it. Keep going, amerifriend, alright?
Me saying you seem cute really was just my way of being nice. Here's a cute non-MAGA in an attempt to make you feel better!
>>69108572
it provided minor entertainment if nothing els.. can you imagine how slow this last week would have been without it?
1/2
>>69108572
Sex scandals shpuldn't influence voting decisions, outside of where it affects governance. Cruz is a shady guy, that should be apparent now.
>>69108293
>>69108640
GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING FRUITCAKES REEEEEEE
>>69103234
And then he puts it down and has sex with women, who are not his wife.
>>69108366
thats enough freedom for you nederlander. I don't want you to overdose. I heard how things are over there.
>be me
>adjust contrast on original amanda carpenter pic
>literally nothing no condoms nothing
>go back to non-adjusted "its condoms" pic
>adjust contrast
>magically condoms appear
>nice shop.jpg
you guys are literally spreading lies, not that it matters since she's probably guilty anyways, but it's not beneficial to your cause to just make shti up
>>69108385
I can only get off to anime like a real Alt-Right™ Trump supporter, so no.
>>69108749
>>69108640
>ID: 1fgayU8N
>gay
O-ooh. Ok friend. :'3
>>69108693
>>69108810
>adjusting contrast on a whole picture gives different results to adjusting the contrast on a small section
well i never
>>69108718
>Sex scandals shpuldn't influence voting decisions
It should and it does when you're pandering the most to the religious right
>>69108882
>I can only get off to anime like a real Alt-Right™
litterly nothing wrong with that
you do you
diffrent strokes and all that
Lol at Mexican ex president
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w_l1UVq8cuM
Just listened to Glenn Beck's opening monologue on the drive to work. Every second was dedicated to talking about Ted Cruz sex scandal.
The main defense that Glenn could come up for Cruz is that Cruz doesnt have enough "game" to seduce a women to have sex with him, let alone 5 women. He also said if it comes out that Cruz cheated on his wife 5 years ago with one women, then he deserves to be forgiven.
Is there a bigger hypocrite on the planet than this morman sack of shit?
>>69108385
That's always a fun time Ahmed.
>Sven
8/10 makes me miss Iraq.
>>69106759
>Drama club
Yes elect that guy
Worked out great for Canada
>>69109149
LOL HE KNOWS ITS TRUE
>>69109165
>8/10 makes me miss Iraq
you should visit a city called Malmö here in southern Sweden
>>69107480
Lupin the 3rd?
>>69108572
just time filler discussion. it was either that or a heap of bernie shitposting.
isn't it funny he swept hillary by up to 60 points in 3 states and nobody gives a fuck. even the young cucks don't have a video about it kek
>>69109149
Mormons are so fucking retarded that I wouldn't be surprised if they swung 30 percentage points to vote dem in November.
>>69109149
>He also said if it comes out that Cruz cheated on his wife 5 years ago with one women, then he deserves to be forgiven.
That's good and all but it doesn't fly in Cruz's case when he's pandering the hardest to Christians/evangelicals. If it was a dem or even another republican like kasich or even rubio it wouldn't damage them as much since the're not practically claiming to be the second coming or some bullshit. Beck is indeed a hypocritical sack of shit
>>69103687
>>69104137
>>69104646
>>69105359
>>69107449
>>69108491
?????????????????????????
you guys are literally spreading a false flag
???????????????????????????
I have an idea, why don't we make a cute mascot for our trump generals? Make a loli version of trump?
>>69109271
I can't be strapped in Sweden, I'll pass. Besides I live in Colorado, we are taking in 3k rapeugees this year at least. Not counting the hajis already living here.
>Tfw you live in a cucked blue state
>>69109149
>Glenn Cuck
He is the example of shilling for Cruz
>>69109555
We have little Don already
>>69109503
>implying i can see shit in your grainy webm
also where did you get that pic i'd like to that myself
>>69109555
You not seen these?
>>69109591
All the rat shills look up to his holy mormon prophecy
>>69109503
>paint.net
Nigger
>>69109149
>problem glasses
Gnell Kek, everyone
>>69109559
>live in a cucked blue state
I understand that its not always possible, but wouldnt you rather live in a red state? if you could choose which state would you rather move to?
>>69109629
But that ain't cute, anon..
>>69109662
That's cute but I was thinking more OC-like
>>69109662
w-where do I get that pin?
>>69109555
Lets not.
>>69109662
>Tfw waiting on my Hat and Trump photo pins
Can anyone M.A.G.A. on this?
>>69103333
holy shit
this video should be in the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_2AOso2yCk&feature=youtu.be
>>69109815
Lets, faggot
>>69109867
Fine whatever. Do your dumbshit.
>>69109835
Jews sooo mad.
