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You know the drill boys, post em.
I got banned my first night on there
>me: 'want to have gay sex'
>stranger: 'yeah let's do it'
>me: 'fucking faggot'
i laughed harder than i should have
I did try.
>>70114548
>you people
Triggered
what are some good topics to post?
>>70114945
These are mine.
My God, /pol/ is fucking ignorant on this issue. This is coming from someone who has been a part of the manosphere for over 5 years.
There are male and female brains, and male and female sexual parts of the brain. Sometimes, due to errors in testosterone application in the womb, a female brain, or a female sexuality, can end up in a male body.
Read a book for fucks sake.
It was written in GODDAMN 1980 and it blows all your "it's not caused by genes, checkmate faggot" shit right out the water.
Stop embarassing yourselves, it's cringey.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Brain-Sex-Moir/dp/0385311834
>>70114548
>>70115522
>implying I don't want to fuck with faggots for fun.
The media is a powerful tool.
kek, triggered a shit skin
Funny guy reddit.
r9k are on right now
>>27661699
>Tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
just sayin
>>70116880
>>>/r9k/27661699
god dammit
>>70116989
>>>/r9k/27661699
Don't worry greatest ally
>>70117103
kek
>>70114548
You both seemed like cunts
>>70117103
I laughed harder than I should have
>>70115522
Fuck off, retard. That shit has been debubked already.
>>70115522
>>70117393
Who knew brits were such fag enablers? oh that's right, everyone
>>70117103
Fucking kek
Shiet
You get tons of shitskin talking to you in Islam, also they are easy to trigger
>>70115522
Brain sex Moir.
Go fuck yourself
>>70115522
No there arent, this is proven to be garbage.
>>70114548
You sound like 17 years old edgelord
>>70117038
Don't worry Nitsan, they can't hurt you through your monitor!
What about question mode?
>>70119459
I'm more worried about hurting myself 2bh
>>70115244
Lol
Shieet
>>70115522
>>70117393
>>70119441
the faggot kike task force has arrived
Just triggered a dumb fuck from here kek
>>70120018
Nah it just simply isnt funny and reads exactly like that euphoric ateist copy pasta from reddit
>>70119985
>>70120134
>>70120271
>>70112805
I swear, its only me and OP doing this shit.
>>70120352
Wasn't me tho...
>>70120363
Why is this so funny
>>70114548
You made me cringe several times. Don't you have something better to do with your life?
guess who I got?
>>70121609
kek
my printscreen button is fucked for some reason.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
The first legal slave owner in the United States was Anthony Johnson a black man who owned white slaves, How does this make you feel ?
Stranger 1 has disconnected
>>70121609
nice
>>70121609
10/10
Well this just happened
>>70119985
It's so fucking gay when two people from 4chan start talking to each other, never before have I seen two people pat each other on the back so hard.
>>70122392
scramble all /pol/ice
>>70114548
I hoped you learnt your lesson,
You can't compare two different things
>>70115522
That sort of brain science from the 1980s is not credible, due to limitations in methodology and instrumentation.
Incidentally, that sort of brain science is still not credible, due to prevailing political doctrines.
>tfw still banned
DEUS VULT BROTHERS
>>70119813
You got fugged ub :DDD
>>70116198
Holy crap
He-he goyim. That's right, fight for Israel.
>>70117103
Clever girl
>>70112805
>>70122392
1000 Shekels says she's a WE WUZ believer.
>>70123650
I knew this was going to be posted here
>>70124357
>>70116198
I know nothing about Islam but I believe everything in this post.
kek, why do they hate attack helicopter?
>>70116198
I fucking love this one because this is exactly how they act.
>>70115522
What are you doing posting on /pol/, Ahmed?
>>70112971
Me and my friends used to get drunk and go fuck with people on there years ago when it was new and never got banned. Quit going for years up until last year I got curious and went back to troll and I got banned for calling someone a faggot as well kek. That was nothing compared to what I used to say on there but in those short years PC and SJW shit has risen exponentially everywhere on the internet
Libcucks believe this
>>70125321
Sounds like a nig
I ended up with more disconnections than buzzwords being thrown at me. This is progress right?
>>70112805
i love strangers
>>70125321
This is fake
Blacks don't type like that
Get a life, trull
I'd call this mexican based, but he votes Cruz, so I'm gonna call him almost based instead.
some faggy ass kid going to think he killed someone kek
Fuck me guys, I really didn't realize things were this bad.
>>70126892
I weep for you, for us, my brother.
There is always hope, always.
>>70126892
what a faggot
>>70127405
what, me?
>>70122392
would absolutely demolish/10, good find anon
>>70124641
Wew lad
>>70112805
As you wish, anon
>>70126091
>transclit
>>70127465
only see one underage faggot in that picture
>>70128122
>tfw that was me
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>70114548
so fucking cringy
>>70114548
Uuugghh you're awful. You are fedora level
whats sum good tags?
>>70114548
> pic related
Use pubmed
Well that's the west lost, where do we go now?
>>70128535
Haahahah that's pretty good.
>>70116198
accrually, I would say you have been the idiot in that conversation, how did you even do that faggot?
Islam is shit ofc. this guy answered just like a christian would.
>>70117103
literally the only good one
>>70119985
>xD
>>70128189
The fuck is shamchat m8
I made a friend
>>70124099
Tears
>>70115522
Wow you're fucking retarded, that's been debunked multiple times.
>Read a book for fucks sake
Okay and you read a modern and relevant book for fucks sake.
>>70129420
Pick a character, m8
>>70112805
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's your name
You: Shakoya
You: yours?
Stranger: cool name
Stranger: mark
You: thanks
Stranger: how old are u
You: nice name mark
You: 18
Stranger: 25
You: nice
You: where are you from Mark?
Stranger: Ireland
Stranger: u?
You: Dublin
You: not born here though
Stranger: Belfast
Stranger: what u up too lol
Stranger: ?
You: nothing
You: just chilling
You: just came back from the Mosque
Stranger: what u wearing
You: a tight cotton dress
You: quite revealing
You: and a nice red lace jock strap
Stranger: u sound hot
You: thanks
You: what about you?
continued
>>70116612
Innnn the endddd it doesn't even matterrrrrrr
>>70115522
>unironically saying manosphere
why are you even here?
>Talk to someone who says they're bi
>Says they have sex with their dad
>Says they aren't memeing
>Gives me his kik
Is everywhere like this now?
Sweden fuck you.
>>70130444
welcome to THE CURRENT YEAR
>>70130444
/pol/ makes fun of people who are into interracial porn and cuckoldry.
But incest is a fucking massive fetish by comparison.
What just happened?
>>70130561
lol stupid australian
>>70129824
The whole "equal but different" argument is great for destroying Leftists.
Thanks to belgium for a nice talk. I suspected you to be american first. Not even sure if you're in the thread.
>>70126892
>Mice utopia experiment
nice, didn't know about it
>ITT: teenagers
>>70131422
Yeah, it's very interesting.
>>70131485
You got trolled didn't you?
>>70126091
Fucking lol
>TFW a "girl" wants to actually discuss your question but a guy tries to dodge it and get "her" kik
>>70130692
He's either just trolling, or alot of these berncucks are going for Trump or staying home after Bernie is BTFO
Fucking Hilary
>>70115522
Whatever. As long as they hide it, they're fine. I don't want normal people exposed to them.
>>70115522
So all the ancient Greeks who loved to fuck young boys had something wrong with them, and not just a bunch of perverted hedonists?
>>70122392
WE WUZ PERSIANS N SHITT
>>70117103
my sides have transcended space and time
>>70120878
im the stranger 2
>>70132248
he ok?
>>70123650
>6 million
>omg
Literally zombies. No coherent sentence structure, just short bursts of grunts.
>>70129783
Fucking kek
well done m8
>>70128761
Try: bbc, israel, transgender, tumblr, jews, Hillary, Clinton, Soros, globalism, open borders, racemixing, interracial, climate change, feminism, BLM, black lives matter, india
>>70132326
It's just a Jew without the human-like mask they usually wear.
>>70124099
What a low IQ subhuman. Jesus christ. Even when slammed with the most vile hatred in his face, he doesn't comprehend what's going on. Fucking hell, fucking subhumans.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: This is your daily reminder that trump will make anime great again.
You: how are you?
Stranger: not good
You: :(
You: how come?
Stranger: bored]
Stranger: bgkhhhhhhhhhh]
Stranger: ghhhhhhhhhh;
Stranger: ;..'.'..'''''.'...........';;;;;;;4
You: Ahh. Well then. Take great pleasure in knowing that there will be much fun to be had when Emperor Trump declares fascism over his Holy Empire!
Stranger: u robot
You: How will you celebrate this glorious occasion
You: No
You: umm
You: how can I prove that I'm not a bit?
You: bot?*
Stranger: okk
You: So, how will you celebrate the coming of a new age?
Stranger: no i dont have interest
You: Oh?
Stranger: asl??
You: you're not an american?
Stranger: no
You: Ah that's ok my foreign friend! All will one day revel in the glory of the Empire!
Stranger has disconnected.
>>70132466
it seems to have caused him a great deal of inconvenience
I guess he wasn't much of a big guy
english is no good
but i try help
>>70132897
>Sir/mam
Jesus christ
>kill those who don't have my exact opinions!!!!!!!!!
So many hypocrites.
I just educated an Indian in some basic firearm/caliber stuff. Which one of you faggots posted the question?
>>70133310
Twas but me
>>70133295
>there are black hating blacks, jews and mudslimes
>he's implying that he'd commit these hate crimes given half the chance
oyyyyyy veeeeey
>When someone makes a claim that something physical in the world has happened, that person must provide proof that said thing has occured. Where is the proof for the so called ''holocaust''?
Stranger 1:
>The dead Jews
Stranger 2:
>why are there so many stupid people in this world
Stranger 1:
>It's the Internet
Stranger 2:
>lol
Stranger 2:
>to what end to deny the holocaust ?
Stranger 1:
>Their stupid
Stranger 1:
>That's why
remember guys, ''dead jews'' are proof of the holocaust, and you're stupid if you question the holocaust
>>70121609
oh my god this can't be real
trigged a GG fag
Stranger 1: no no no. genes dont tell IQ my friend
Stranger 1: IQ is not something we inherit. It's something we develop.
Stranger 1: this has no proven data that genes affect the intellectual capacity of humans
Stranger 2: Why do we consider some people genius then?
Stranger 1: It's just because they have greater capacity to develop their own IQ
Stranger 1: They were not born with this capacity
Stranger 1: they nurtured and develop to gain that IQ
>>70134074
>Stranger is typing
>...
>Strange is typing
>...
Rustling them softly
>>70133861
You got rekt dude
>>70134074
this is the worst thing ive ever seen
some of those faggots seem to have some boundries surprisingly
>>70134366
Based polack
Based stranger 1, are you in this thread?
Question to discuss:
You're sitting in a high speed train when suddenly you hear: ''Allahu akbhar''. How do you react? Do you A) Turn around and say: ''Indeed friend, god is the greatest!'' or do you B) Run.
Stranger 1: Run
Stranger 2: What
Stranger 1: or try to stop the terrorist
Stranger 2: Why would it be a terrorist
Stranger 1: lol..
Stranger 1: because allahu akbar
Stranger 2: It only means God is great or something
Stranger 1: yes so ? when they scream it its always bad news for the others
Stranger 2: It doesn't mean he's gonna kill everyone lol maybe yes maybe not
Stranger 1: yes he is
Stranger 1: you must be one of the Dogs are you ?
Stranger 2: You never know
Stranger 2: Yeah you caught me >.>
Stranger 1: i knew it
Stranger 2: Great
Stranger 1: fucking apes
Stranger 1: i hope you all die
Stranger 1 has disconnected
__________
How much are you guys willing to bet Stranger 2 is swedish or german?
>>70135408
kek
You guys are everywhere. I asked a question and got TWO fucking polacks. I just want to get normies.
>>70135186
If you didn't say the illegal he didn't mind untill then
What is stranger 2??
Drumpf btfo
IF YOU ASSOCIATE A MAN SCREAMING ALLAHU AKBHAR WITH DEATH, YOU'RE A RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70121285
kl
those were breddy funny
>>70135922
European Mongol
Fucking WHITE MALES
>>1+1 = 2
>No! 1+1 = 3 because media told me
>>70117103
Fuck. I don't get it
>national superiority
FUCKING NACISTS
>>70136843
your country could use some of that swedcuck
>>70117649
>>70119219
Got any links? I knew about the whole hormonal argument but I didn't know it was debunked.
no wonder everyone hates them
lol rekt
>>70137517
>is there a problem with tall buildings
had a hearty chuckle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like LGBT.
Stranger: hey
You: hi:) asl?
Stranger: 15 f usa you?
You: 34 m slovakia
You: i love usa
You: i see trump on tv
Stranger: no. i trump is bad
You: but he wants to make america just for whites yes?
Stranger: yeah im not white
You: ohhhh poor nigger :(
You: condolenses
Stranger: no you say nigga to be nice
You: sorry
Stranger: not nigger. thats mean
You: my english is not perfect
Stranger: yeah i can tell XD
You: are you a black american than?
Stranger: yes. plus native american
You: in slovakia we have only white slavs
You: neighbors have moslims too but no of them come to here
Stranger: im not a slave
You: no not slave. slav. different word. slavs are group of european nations
You: russian, pole, czech, slovak, serb, bulgar. all slavs
whats with those faggots pretending not to know english? where are you guys suposed to go with that?
>>70116198
You sound like a fucking SJW. Your head is so far up your ass you cant even tell when you've been btfo, and this person wasnt even terribly bright.
>>70132270
Well, you need to go back to R.eddit then
lol REKT
>>70126091
>German
Did I do well?
>>70114548
Your analogies are awful. You try to compare two different situations without taking into account the context of each. Analogies should be banned in any kind of civilized discussion. They're never fucking used properly.
this is fun, i like these threads
Don't let this thread die I have one
>>70117103
Kek'd
Sweden is cucked
Indonesia can poo in loo
>>70139444
>Rapelace
Fucking ace
on 21st chat in a row got matched with an anon, your b8s suck
>>70134552
Peanut Butter wasn't created blacks. That's one of those entry-level "common misconception" trivia questions.
Fucking hell lads I think we've got a bite
>>70114548
But, you're wrong.
Gays are fine as long as they aren't fags
>>70140903
>Gay
>Not a fag
Pick one
>>70115792
>>70115792
weep for the future
>>70117103
ALPHA AS FUCK
>>70115792
>14
please end it all
THEY'RE STILL GOING AT IT
>>70121842
Is omegle good for dropping redpills? Or do they generally disconnect as soon as they can
>>70141432
fucking idiots
>>70141576
>>70141634
I should've known
you guys make this less fun
im dying
too many cooks in the kitchen
what are good tags?
>>70117103
Press F to praise Allah or pay respects?
I just got completely bfto
>>70126892
>medium size?
>comes with a free drink?
My sides have left the building
>>70114548
megakek
did I do good?
omg these stupid newfag reiscum
>>70142077
seems like truth to me senpai
KEK got banned. How long do they last for?
>>70125040
>>70112971
you do realize that the "you are banned" site is fake and most likely a DNS redirection problem?
>>70115792
>a 14 year old cannot have sexual orientation
Cool fag hating thread - it's shit like this that causes alt-right related movements to lose their steam
FRESH OF THE PRESS
>>70121952
hahsha so random xD
That moment when /pol/ meets on omegle and start roleplaying.
>>70142761
So you're one of those people that thinks faggots should be allowed in the alt-right.
>slavs mass raping german women
i think he missed by 300 years or so
how do these people even live over 10?
>>70142603
>immigration is the fix
>its failing
kek
>>70116198
>>70142980
>finnish reading comprehension
Immigration is the fix to this that Europe is TRYING and it's FAILING.
>>70142900
Stranger 1 reporting in
>>70142973
I'm talking to a pole right now. Helping him with English. Sweet kid
>>70143120
I was waiting for you, now we need to wait for stranger 2 to report in and we have gone full circle.
>>70142900
this is kind of cringey desu
you fucking autists took over the whole damn thing
how was it
>>70142761
No bites
>>70124830
Kek! That was bretty good
>>70136475
Here you go.
>>70136475
new fag
>>70142608
mine lasted like 2 days
Didn't even know there was a thread going on. I was just goofing on omegle. This is kind of sad like this where people rather just leave than stay and fix a problem.
top kek
dying here
>>70143857
don't mess this one up, clapistan
if you elect trump, we can send the gypsies to canada anyway and the hohols are already there
just nuke toronto and the world will be a better place
kek
>>70120688
Kek, this was actually bretty good. :^)
>>70143984
>Iraqi flag
is that your real name, arabro?
Wew lad
>>70144224
This is getting sad, it really is.
>>70121576
Nice.
It seems i got BTFO
also what the fuck?
>>70144444
WOAH
>>70144468
haha no my real name doesn't sound islamic enough
This was great.
>>70144596
I can't tell is he's really that dumb, or good at pissing people off.
>>70114548
kekels took my shekels oy vey Goyim
>>70112805
Closet faggots fagging up their fag fantasies to overcompensate about the slimy nagging stink vages that nobody likes
>>70120878
I don't know who's jewing who anymore.
>>70115792
Great
>>70122403
/pol/ isnt for you, ahmed
>>70144823
beautiful
Lol
>>70120271
Keeekellls
>>70140903
This stupid fucking meme again?
got a mudslim pedo, what should I say?
