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ITT: cuisines of the world and why they suck

Hey /pol/, I'm a guy that writes books about food. I tried to have a Swedish breakfast (pictured here), of course I was missing some specialized ingredients (Kalles Cuckiar, Somali semen). We all seem to forget that Swedish food is the greatest abortion of any culture. I put it on the same cultural level as slavery. I had your weird sour milk and fucked up "caviar" toothpaste shit and your various gross cold meat cakes.

Nuke Sweden, fuck their food. Iceland and Norway is a million times better.
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Honestly, Mexican food. 90% of it is all chicken anus and beef scrapings boiled for hours. Most actual Mexicans even fuck up beans
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>>70110142
>Kalles Cuckiar, Somali semen..
>>70111187
>all chicken anus
Top Fucking KEK

pic related average price here: € 4
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>>70110142
most nordic countries have some weird shit, but I'm guessing asia will be worse by far
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I don't even know if my country has a cuisine.
Everybody just eats fast food.
People love to practice bull prepping by consuming these arabic meat turds.
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>>70112386
forgot pic
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>>70111187
done right it's quite good though desu senpai
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>>70110142
That looks pretty tasty if you ask me.
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>>70110142

>swedish breakfast
>looks like shit

Nice try Lamar.
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>Swedish food

You mean ikea meatballs? Bretty good.
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>>70112886
>Fruit
>Cheese
>Eggs
>Deli Meat
>Bread

This is shit
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>>70112886
I wonder how people eat such massive breakfasts. I can't stomach more than a bowl of cereal
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Australian stock standard
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>>70113109
You force yourself, after awhile it becomes normal.
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>>70112886
All of that for a fucking breakfast
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>>70112886

It's quite literally just a bunch of different staple foods thrown together in separate dishes and called cuisine.

A good meal requires the combining and preparation of ingredients, not the separation of them. Although this looks like a good healthy selection of food, it is NOT indicative of any sort of culinary artistry
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>>70113173
niiiiice, straya-bro

>>70113210
dunno if I should kek or not..
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Hey new fag, just because there are flags on /pol/ doesn't mean that this is where you post topics that belong on >>>/int/ and >>>/ck/
Lurk more faggot
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French cuisine.

Bread over bread over bread, onion, fucking scargots or frogs. Italian cheese is better; the only good thing they have si desserts, and they're done usually with foreign ingredients. Too overrated.
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>>70112886

Is that fucking boxed applesauce.
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>>70110142

nigga plz... french cheese in "swedish" breakfast... srs?
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>>70110142
That's not Swedish breakfast, achmed.
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>>70113499
It's orange juice.

TOP KEK CAPCHA WAS KEKSHEDS

Sweden yes
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>>70113499
even worse is the tube of "kalles" """"""caviar""""""
>for breakfast
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proper job.. it doesnt suck btw.. eat anytime of day.. good shit
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>>70113818

Freshly made Cornish pasties are great.
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What a great politics thread
>>>/int/
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Jealous much.
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>>70113977
indeed they are oldest ally..indeed they are

>>70114087
4chan is a parody of itself nowadays matey..
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>>70112417
that looks like newspaper and cheese in a burrito shell fucking disgusting
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Stay mad cucks
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>>70114246
Had almost exactly that this morning, minus the black pudding and plus more fried bread and another egg.

This breakfast was invented by no mortal man.
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Just a traditional pre-brunch snack for americans.
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>>70113173
not gonna lie, that looks pretty fucking tasty

not sure what the green shit is, would prefer another mushroom
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>>70114645
this triggers the australian
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>>70115686
That's spinach.
Some vitamins would do your teeth good, Ahmed.
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>>70113109
>>70113210
>3 cups of tea/coffee

It's for more than one person retards
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>>70115909
>spinach
spy NACH

spy, naturally

holy shit jewws confirmed

t.ahmed
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>>70110142
I don't see anything wrong with this.
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>>70115618
> implying

Pic is personal favorite breakfast from my favorite local coffee shop.
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>>70116246
And I forgot my pic
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Local cuisine from my city
it's great! You should taste it!
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>>70116290
Looks bloody disgusting mate.
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DAILY REMINDER THAT THOSE WARM BURGERS IN MCDONALDS ARE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT FOOD
>DAILY REMINDER THAT THOSE WARM BURGERS IN MCDONALDS ARE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT FOOD
DAILY REMINDER THAT THOSE WARM BURGERS IN MCDONALDS ARE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT FOOD
>DAILY REMINDER THAT THOSE WARM BURGERS IN MCDONALDS ARE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT FOOD
DAILY REMINDER THAT THOSE WARM BURGERS IN MCDONALDS ARE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT FOOD
>DAILY REMINDER THAT THOSE WARM BURGERS IN MCDONALDS ARE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT FOOD
DAILY REMINDER THAT THOSE WARM BURGERS IN MCDONALDS ARE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT FOOD
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>>70116354
whatever are you talking about? It's great :^)
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>norwegian cuisine

do we even have one?
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>>70112886
Non scandis get confused when they see that. Not everyone eats smorbrod for breakfast.
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>>70116290
That looks really good. What's in it?
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>>70116290
Looks great desu senpai
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>>70116290
What is it?
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>>70114246
No greater breakfast
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>>70110142
What the fuck happened to sweden? Were they always such cucks? If so, how the fuck did they conquer poland n shit during the ancient times?
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>>70110142
deli meat is cancer, ew
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>>70116495
>>70116550
blood pudding with potatoes and pork
it's disgusting and I hate it
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>>70116445
If you ever had a real mother you would know.
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>>70116629
Deli meat is for kikes.
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>>70116283
Second favorite breakfast from local coffee shop. A fritata.
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>>70112034
Come back when you haven't been ruled by muslims for 800 years fucking subhuman scum.
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>>70115686
How the fuck do you not know what spinach is
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>>70116658
I'd give it a shot. Only thing I ever ate and really hated was boiled octopus and I was 4 at the time.
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>>70116658
Never had blood pudding, but that thing sounds delicious. Also, I looked it up and it is often filled out with rye and beer.

Why is it disgusting to you?
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Oatmeal + black coffee.
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>>70116283
>>70116776

Why hello Crystal, blogger from Yelp

srs tho how insecuer are you to lie about this shit lol
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>>70116783
Come back when you haven't been ruled by Danes for 800 years Sven.
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>>70116918
I mean I ate that every other day when I was a kid, at school and at home. I'm from Oulu where that cuisine originates from, it was hell

now, pic related is hella good, especially when my grandma baked them
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>>70116705
I had yours last night.
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Swedish cuisine is far superior to most nations, vastly underrated by both swedes and ignorant foreigners. Real chefs know the deal however.
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>>70116600
>Dj Bling Bling
>Desing
>50 Ladys Is Free
>flag of a non-country
on top of being cucks, they allow ignorance, retardness and illiteracy

indeed, what the fuck happened??
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>>70110142
Shove your 30% obesity rate food up your ass where it belong you american subhuman.
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A greasy, buttery, bacon (fried) egg and cheese on a Kaiser role is the best breakfast known to man
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>>70117258
Eat a somali dick you subhuman cuck
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>>70116783
triggered perma-virgin detected
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>>70116600
How the fuck did you fail to conquer vietnam you stupid faggot? Because american men are a fucking joke of race mixed manlets.
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>>70116290
it looks like someone took a hand full of street slush from the side of the road.
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>>70117332
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>>70117282
I'd swap the egg for a good mature cheddar (melted of course), but yeah, nothing beats it.

Good pack of crisps and strong coffee to go with it and your hangovers sorted.
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>>70117152
yeah I agree swedish food is absolute fab
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>>70115686
>doesn't know what spinach is
Enjoy your shitty colon.
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Pic related is the kind of garbage I eat every morning. Twinnings Extra Spic Chai, Olives, Chestnuts, and a Pear. I have trouble digesting meat, so I'm usually a vegetarian until dinner.
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>>70110142
I ate last night , green beans , white rice , chicken thigh.
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>this triggers the bongs
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>>70117533
>tfw on a cut eating 1600 cal/day

This triggers me too :(
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>>70117533
That's clearly not a biscuit mate, learn to speak the Queen's tongue properly
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Can't a French come in here and show us how it's done?
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>>70117414
I used to drink sweetened iced tea with it. Delicious stuff
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>>70116960
I just grabbed photos posted from google image search that were from other patrons of the restaurant fool. I don't take pictures of my food before I eat it.
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>>70113818
just as this niggerfood from arg. empanadas.
i guess wrapping some meat on dough must be a common thing everywere. tasty, but no as fancy as to call it cuisine
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Breakfast was half a burger from my favorite burger shop, 5 oz of some really soft and juicy filet wrapped in bacon, 6 eggs and a few pieces of liver fried in kerrygold butter, a tomato, a bowl of rice, and 3 tall glasses of whole milk.
6ft 161lbs
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>>70117713
fuck, the pic.
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>>70113002
THAT'S RIGHT JAY
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>>70117473
that's crazy. i've never even seen chestnuts
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If you eat anything else you're a queer.
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>>70117769
Why have you ruined the best dish with cranberries you BARBARIAN
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>>70115618
i can almost see the dow chemical tag on the side of every piece.
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>>70117858


top kek are you serious?
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>>70117799
>not even rye porridge
RRREEEEEE
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Haggis, neeps and tatties.

Haggis is a god tier food that people reject from being made of almost the same stuff as a sausage.

Neeps and tatties are fucking bland and I don't know why we insist on eating peasant food. Literally hundreds of things would go better with haggis.
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This shit is delicious.
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>>70117899
Yes it turns it into shit
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>>70114246
Wtf is that black shit?
Also,
>putting the bread together with the rest of the food
You europeans are disgusting.
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>>70117473
Do you activate your almonds?
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>>70110142
This was my breakfast this morning.
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best breakfast coming trough
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>>70117473
Why eat meat at all?
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>>70117984
Another fucking herecy from sweeeden you eat potatos with butter not eggs and whatever that white cum is REEE
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>>70116970
Come back when you haven't been ruled by Jews for 300 years, George.
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>>70118022
Blood sausage.
>not using the toast to sop up delicious yolk, bean and meat juice
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Biscuits and sausage gravy, a true American heartland breakfast. Anyone shitting on it hasn't tried it and can go to hell.
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>>70117631
That looks absolutely horrendous
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>>70118034

Uh, I've been there in life so for your sake I hope you are joking.
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>>70118004


It's not cranberries you idiot, it's lingonberries which is what you should have with meatballs and bloody delicious. Stop being such a peasant, pecka.
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>>70118034
>bourbon for breakfast
litterally why>
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>>70117099
scoop out the potato and mix with cheese and seasoning, then grill? mmm or is there something else in there, like rotten trout lips?

>>70117282
looks good

>>70116798
>>70117461
pls don't make me cry, I eat plenty of other veg. tomatos, cress, celery, lettuce, carrots, bean. peas, turnip

>>70117533
mmm, scones

>>70117631
raw prawns? and whats the cake made of?

>>70117669
what? coffee? in a bowel? and a cigarette?

>>70117693
>I don't take pictures of my food before I eat it.
does not deny taking pictures of his food after he has eaten it

>>70117744
half a burger? half?

6 eggs? wow

>>70117755
mmm, cornish pasties

>>70118030
not activating your almonds
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>American lunch
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>>70114645
that's disgusting
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>American dinner
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>>70118022
Firstly, that 'black shit' is black pudding/blood pudding, which is god tier breakfast food.

Secondly, the bread is used for the baked beans.
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>>70118120
Oh my god, this shit is literally god tier cooking. I don't think I've ever had a bad meal with this. Sure some of the premade stuff can be a little lacking, but I've never eaten bad biscuits and gravy.
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>>70118123


It's delicious, you are just stupid :3
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>>70112886
>kalles cuckiar
>kalles
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>>70118212
>British "food"
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>canadian dinner
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>>70110142
Look, an American talking about food. Lets all listen to that guy, since his culture clearly has its shit together when it comes to eating!
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>>70118142
Kek i always thought cranberry meant those. Fuck your shitty berries on meat!
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>>70118202
>ice cream disco dip on your bread
the fuck Australia
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>>70110142
When I visited a friend in Norway, I got to taste pic related. Amazing.
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>>70118162
>potato and mix with cheese
no, rice, butter and boiled egg with rye crust
cooked in the oven
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>>70118278
>American dessert
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Look guys I just made some Indian food. Looks fucking delicious .
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>>70118120
one of my favourite foods. Almost impossible to find in Canada so I make it myself. Went to some hipster breakfast place in Vancouver that advertised "southern style biscuits n' gravy" and it was fucking BROWN BEEF GRAVY. WTF! The waitress even got pissy when I said this isn't biscuits and gravy.
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>>70110142
NOT EVEN A BOILED EGG
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>>70118162


The prawns are prepared in laké(not sure what english word is). The cake is mainly mayonnaise, bread, different type of sandwhich toppings. A sandwhich cake literally, it is really good my favourite munchies.
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>>70118255
Swedish "Dinner"

You can pretend that the guy is black if you want
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>>70117631
was that your birthday's cake?
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>>70116290
https://youtu.be/tW266MAJdXo
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>>70118162
>coffee? in a bowel?

That's not how you're supposed to drink your coffee britbro. I can understand why you have no love for French breakfast.
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>>70118022
Why do Brazilians eat so many rodents and reptiles?
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>>70111187
Taco Bell isn't Mexican food.
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>>70118271
>Not liking Starry Gazey pie

Of course it's a fucking leaf.
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>tfw my southern euro gf makes fun of my cuisine.
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>>70118471
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>>70118334
get some fucking hundreds and thousands, butter up some bread, pour the cunts on...fuckin delicious
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>>70118044
Fish is a good source of vitamins and it's easier for me to digest.

>>70118030
No. I hate almonds. That's why I eat Chestnuts.

>>70117772
Have to order online.
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>>70118476
It's better
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>>70118499
>Native Swedish snax
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>>70117631
Sweden might be on its way to suicide by muslim invasion, but at least we have smörgåstårta
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>>70112886
Yes traditional swed breakfast of oranges and watermelon.
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>>70114645
Are those sprinkles on a fucking piece of bread? That's not cuisine, fampai! It's literally poverty level shit.
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>>70118601


>What is le innovation
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>>70118271
The fuck you on about lad.

We got great cheeses, great classic meat based dishes, we invented to toast sandwich for maximum carb loading,
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>>70118471
>>70118529
You should study more. Brazil and Australia are totally different countries.
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>>70118461
yummy
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>>70118617
>you average Norwegian dinner

For all the shit we give Sweden, Norway takes the proverbial cake in terms of eating like aliens trying to be human.
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>Swedish "pizza"
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>>70118617


Moron, fruits have been readily available here for decades. You have no clue how different cuisine back in the 1800s was from what we eat now.
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>>70118120
biscuits? like sweet, butter buiscuits? with gravy made out of sausages? wow, thats a sin no penitence would mend. but hell, i'm a sinner too.
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>>70118746
horse meat is delicious
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>>70118271
Never in my life on these fair isles, have I ever seen, let alone eaten, stargazy pie.
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>>70118746


I proved you guys wrong though, our cuisine is clearly superior to most, just see:
>>70117152
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>>70118818
>Whole pineapple ring

The absolute madman!
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>>70118700
>eating in Brazil

If I ever have to spend more than 24 hours in your mess of a nation I'll probably just go hungry.
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>>70110142
British food

Its all so fucking bland
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Polish "cuisine"
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all fish is gross unless battered and deep fried

scandinavian "cuisines" is depressing, no wonder why they're so suicidal, you either eat gross as fish or goat head, i'd probably kill myself
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>>70118904
>Slovenian cuisine
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>>70118162
>mmm, cornish pasties
yeah, well, call them as you want. i've eaten cornish pasties and they are exactly like some of the empanadas you can find in some argie provinces.
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>>70118837
Its not biscuits in the normal sense but a southern recipe of flour and shortening+spices. It makes a bread like creation that is real soft and moist and kind of crumbles apart. Truly top tier but most people who arent raised on them seem to not like the texture.
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>>70118909

I had it in Cornwall once. It was cooked with bacon and had a white wine and mustard sauce which apparently isn't traditional. It was actually really nice but then again, aside from the fact that the heads stick out for decoration, it's basically a pilchard, egg and bacon pie in some form of sauce.
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>>70118957
b l a n d
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>>70118939
Don't worry.
We have plenty of nigger cocks here to satisfy your cucknadian hunger.
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>>70110142
Thats not even close to swedish breakfast

I hate american food becasue it tastes way too sweet
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>>70119073
>eating rats

Why do you do it?
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>>70112886
You probably couldn't grow half the stuff in your pick in Swedish soil. You only have raw salmon, stale bread and different nasty spreads.
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>>70118471
Looks like "cuy", common in andean regions of southamerica.
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>>70119076
yeah even the bread is way too sweet
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>>70119028
looks like the first step in making of poutine
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>>70118837
No, "biscuits" are a different thing here, like a dinner roll but very fluffy. It's just flour and milk.

But yeah the gravy will totally coat your arteries, best not to eat every day.
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>>70119064

Fish and chips is great but way too many places get it wrong. Batter needs to be light and crispy and the chips need to be crispy on the outside and fluffy in the middle. What ends up happening in a lot of shit tier places is oily, soggy batter and soggy chips.
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>>70118090
Come back when you haven't been ruled for 400 years by people who were ruled by muslims for 800 years.
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>>70118746
Nothing wrong with Norwegian food, the stuff in your picture is not Norwegian. Is that gelatine? And there are 3 languages there, german, french and maybe dutch? at least none of that is norwegian.

Norwegian traditional food (like pic related) don't have a lot of shit and is usually well presented.
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>>70119076
>American food
>"too sweet"

Spotted the faggot.
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>>70119117
To piss off black-sausage-eating cucknadians, maybe.
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>>70119276
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>>70118517
Make fun of her economy.
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>>70119249
What the fuck?

That is fake right??

>health shake
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>>70119249
>Dat dirty bulk
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>>70119249
>Tfw you can get a whey shake with milk that is essentially a milkshake with 30grams of protein and 150kcals most with the same serving
wew
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>>70119249
I'm convinced americans just throw salt on everything so they can add even more sugar to balance it out

Jesus christ
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>>70119026
forgot

also, this needs to be posted in every food thread

>american cuisine
>american innovation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
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Best breakfast coming through.The Ulster fry, Usually consists of bacon, sausage, fried egg, Soda Bread, Potato bread, fried pancake, mushrooms, white pudding, black pudding and beans.
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>>70111187

That's mostly tex-mex.

cowhands ate the unprofitable cuts of the beef, and drenched it with cheese, spices, and sauces from various sources to make it palatable.

Mexican food is also shitty, but for other reasons.

You ever had an entomatada? That's enchiladas, but in a sour ass tomato sauce.
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>>70119415
Americans need more salt than most others, because they're so naturally optimistic and happy.
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>>70119249
>a quarter kilo of sugar
holy christ
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>>70119212
Yes, it's always attempted here in the US but almost never done right. There is a shitty dive bar by me that has awesome fish and chips, the cod is so juicy and tender and the batter is flaky and crisp.
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>>70119230
>norwegian food is not bad
>posts picture of roasted head
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>>70118818
W T F
T
F
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>>70119418
Nothing wrong with that, it's just badly presented. And what did he do to the sheep's head? Boil it? You need to GRILL it, like this: >>70119230 it's tasty as fuck
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>>70119230
>go to norway
>norwegian brings me this smiling
>doesnt realize why im horrified

the vikings were just understood
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>>70119379
>clean bulk
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>>70119332
lel, epic triggerin

>>70119355
indeed
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>>70118471
>brazilians
>posts a traditional equatorian dish consumed by all countries in the andes but not Brazil.

Nice try leaf, but we don't eat those, espetinhos de gato on the other hand...
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>>70119531
What's wrong with smalahove? You disgusting frog eating vermin. It's great!
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>>70119249
"Calories in calories out" is a myth invented by the right wing media and oppressive skinnykin. In reality, your weight is determined strictly by your genetics. If you are fat, there is nothing you can do to reverse this. Likewise, if you're skinny, you cannot gain more weight. Give a skinny person a 2000 calorie shake and they'll burn it off right away because they have a high metabolism. It's simple fucking math, you fucking piece of shit. I was born fat, and am fucking proud of it. It's 2016 and it's time we start accepting that all people are beautiful, regardless of an arbitrary number we call "weight". Fucking stop fat shaming innocent people and learn to mind your own business, you piece of shit.
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>>70118278
top kek

>>70118365
>no, rice, butter and boiled egg with rye crust
sounds a bit wierd, but would try it

>>70118435
giant sandwhich sounds breaddy gud. is it in layers or mixed up?

>>70118687
mmm, can't beat a good roast beef dinner

>>70118746
melted wine gums, unidentified green slop(maybe this spynatch I have recently heard of) and some meat?

not good

>>70118818
bananas

>>70119012
nope

>>70119047
not surprising since we've been doing them for many hundreds of years, probably since argentina was a country

>>70119183
heh
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>>70119567
Can you explain this one? Why do you people do this to yourselves?
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mmm Finnish food
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>>70119719

looks like haggis, what is it?
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>>70119679


layers. You are pretty free to mix as you will, most popular variants include: seafood, roastbeef and ham.
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>>70119671
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>>70119746
The thing on the right. Is it lakupiippu which was put into oven for a few minutes?
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>>70119671
>In reality, your weight is determined strictly by your genetics. If you are fat, there is nothing you can do to reverse this.
Not even starvation? Let's lock you up in a room with no food just water and wait a 3 weeks before opening the door, let's see what happens.

>>70119719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
Google search turned this up, not brazilian, that seems to be Italian I think.
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>>70119746
Does anybody even like traditional finnish food

Nobody i know likes anything but karjalanpiirakka and sauteed reinder
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>>70119139
Cured/cold smoked salmon is amazing. Not even the Jew can resist the lox.
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>>70119719
Thatis haggis, that is Scottish m8
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>>70119719
throw some hot sauce on that and your good to go
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>>70119816
It's the Brazilian version. They stuff a cow's third stomach with a paste of mashed up ants and wasp larva, seasoned with 4 different kinds of bananas. During the Christmas holidays more well off and wealthy families add rice to the mix.
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>>70119719
>>70119816
haggis!

leaf-bro is triggerin hue-bro..and winning! lel
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>>70119746


is that a blood based sausage on the right like back pudding? if so i bet its delicious
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>>70119976
Literally a liar and an unfunny troll.

Dude, if you want to troll our food, actually pick something we eat.
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>>70112886
You realize that that doesnt look good. In fact it looks more shit than op pic. You just btfo yourself. The ultimate cuck.
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>>70119434
looks good, scottish version is good too

>>70119461
>entomatada? enchiladas
speak english nigger

>>70119911
>Not even starvation? Let's lock you up in a room with no food just water and wait a 3 weeks before opening the door, let's see what happens.
newfag not realizing he is getting troled

>>70119976
>mashed up ants and wasp larva
eww
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>>70118132
Been where in life? Bourbon for breakfast?

>>70118144
>Why?

I drink three glasses of bourbon a day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

No more, no less. If that makes me an alcoholic then I'm a functional alcoholic.
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>>70120053
Okay, how about ants? Why do you eat so many ants?
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>>70120031
Yeah

It's actually the best kind of sausage I've ever tasted.
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>>70118120
Now THIS is how you trigger Bongs.
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>>70112417
I won't lie. Dönner is fucking delicious. Only thing good they brought with them.
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>>70118120
Now this is good stuff
I can eat biscuits and gravy every morning
With some hash browns is even better
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>>70114246
Fuck me, that looks amazing.

Brits win on breakfast imo.
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>>70116290
RÖSSYPOTTU
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>>70120105
Insects are objectively the most nutritious and easy energy source

We will all be eating them in the future
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>>70120120

looks rich as fuck.

whats its name?
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>>70111187
Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Because the can't get it right the first time
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>>70110142

Curry? India has over 350,000 different types of bread alone. So... besides the poo, you won't complete your review.
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>>70112386
It's the reason why you find swarthy hook-nosed sand niggers now even in small towns. Because Finnish cucks can't help but to be slaves to their unhealthy food.

Beer + kebab all the time, no wonder the average guy here is fat and has bitchtits.
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>>70118278
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>>70112886
This is literally shit tier
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>>70119719
this is awesome, we have a similar type of salamy, it's awesome
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>>70120188
mustamakkara(literally "black sausage")

Anthony Bourdain loved it when he visited Finland.
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>>70120172
Only because we'll have no other choice though. I accept that things are going to get apocalyptic and we'll have to eat all sorts of stuff we'd rather not.

But Brazilians are willingly consuming insects, every single day. They literally like the taste of ants.
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>>70120105
>Okay, how about ants? Why do you eat so many ants?
Only the native tribes eat ants, and they only eat a specific species of ants, the average brazilian has never and will never eat an ant, same way the average french will never eat frog legs.
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>>70113173
get rid of that fungus and greenery and I'd eat that for breakfast any day.
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>>70114246
That looks pretty good desu.

The rest of your food it pretty shitty, but that looks delicious.
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>>70118168
You dumb leaf post your own country before you talk shit. I want to know your cultural dish(besides poutine)
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>>70117775
You've never seen chestnuts? They sell them in your local grocery store in the states. And I'm not talking about water chestnuts. They are usually popular around Christmas time. You can get them shelled; collect some in a bag and cook them yourself, and you can also get them unshelled, which are sold in a bag. Chestnuts are absolutely delicious. They are sweet, but not too sweet. I love them as a tasty snack.
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>>70120349
>Google search turns up colombian ants.
Once again, not brazilian.

I don't think you leaf faggots are even capable of using google at this point.
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>>70120349
>Only because we'll have no other choice though
No, 1kg of insects requires like 100 times less resources to produce and it's way more nutritious than 1kg of beef

This is the future
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>>70110142
>Hey /pol/, I'm a guy that writes books about food.

Be sure to properly cite us when you write your next book.
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