Where does the surrendering meme comes from ?
>>70106185
military history
>>70106233
Posting a frog, being French, surrendering. Just kills yourself already antoine
>>70106185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNxU-tN8qNc&nohtml5=False
De là, c'est pas un soucis camarade, courage
>>70106185
Your soldiers literally sat around in cafes waiting for the Germans to come. They then promptly surrendered.
>>70106185
You French surrender to your unions and your countries enemies
>>70106185
This photo makes me feel physically sick, actually fucking gagged a little bit
>>70106185
WWII. They ignore how militaristic French culture was(and still is) one fuck up ruins your reputation.
I would get use to it If I were you, a decade ago turkey was secular-modern looking nation, due to erdogan we turned into an isis supporting islamist shithole and no amount of state atheism will change the fact for a while.
Bad rep is there to stay.
>>70106185
Americans were attacking Iraq and the French said it was fucking retarted and doomed to fail.
Americans never forgave the French for being right.
>>70106185
its a cia meme with some truth to it. after napoleon you grew fat and lazy and lost your love of battle
>>70106185
In WWII, your army crossed into Germany, with the German army behind your position, and instead of invading Berlin for the double knockout, you decided instead to surrender and offer a six million strong standing army as prisoners of war.
You did blow up a railway afterword or something though. That's almost as good as preventing WWII entirely, I think. Maybe.
>>70106402
Look trypophobia on google
>>70106557
>its a cia meme
sauce ?
>>70106630
sure let me just pull up my folder of cia documents
>>70106402
>>70106603
You DONT want to do that.
>>70106185
From your grand parents sucking german dicks faggot
>>70106233
But France has a very successful military history
>>70106685
Why? Why is so fucking disgusting?
2bh France has much more succesful military history then Germans. Germans fucked up every fucking time. Their only wins were in the fucking second half of 19th century lmao.
>>70106185
WW2 originally.
Then the US got fucking assblasted when France decided not to partake in the invasion of Iraq (or some other middle eastern invasion, w/e) and cranked the old stereotype up to new heights.
>>70106685
>>70106768
95% of all of it is photoshopped anyways
>>70106315
Donc on leur donne un conseil diplomatique viable et réaliste, et ces idiots nous crachent dessus ? Maintenant, ils en observent les conséquences...
>>70106506
Pretty much this, i see
>>70106185
Feels bad, man.
>>70106768
This certain array of holes (like in OPs pics) cause some people to feel very uncomfortable.
Mostly because it closely resembles the kind of holes that insects cause in living tissue when they dig in to lay eggs inside (one example).
Trypophobia is the medical term of that.
It's not really a Phobia, but rather just a natural repulsion (like seeing dead humans, badly spoiled food, etc.).
I'd still recommend you to not look it up.
>>70106402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgROaJY6Xnk
World War I was such a tragic and wasteful mess that I wouldn't have been interested in fighting again, either.
>Again? Already? Fuck everybody, I'm out.
>>70106682
t. Alex Jones
This meme also includes Napoleon and Joan de Arc.
>>70107374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhvaI07jmkA
>>70106185
jews
>>70107456
this is an angloscum invention and nobody takes it seriously
funnily enough they bully the french not wanting to bleed for them again
>>70106682
so you're just memeing around.
what a suprise. if i would guess it's a nazi meme design to boost nazi military morals because ww1 french gave them hell
>>70106185
WW2 and you refuse to support the Iraq war
>>70107727
yeah those nasty nazis are hiding everywhere, coming to get you
>>70106185
Losing against Germany in ww2
americans don't know what patterns are and revolve their memes around things that happened once in a particular situation.
>>70106185
basically you guys had some bad luck with world wars 1 and 2, and despite being known as one of the most militaristic nations ever, that stuck pretty bad.
its alright though, Jacques, we know you're still a mental SOB.
>>70106185
I love you guys, but what the fuck were you thinking?
>>70106185
Nowhere. It's just retarded kids on the Internet that does it.
>>70106402
It's just mother frog taking care of it's kids. Does much better job than a nigger.
>>70106717
Yes and that military history ended in the 19th century
>>70107646
>Defeated by the Romans
>Defeated by the English
>Defeated by the English again
>Defeated by the British
>Defeated by the Germans
>Still gets its capital city bombed
>>70106185
WWII used as the excuse and propagated by LBJ against DeGaulle for his policies of not wanting to bow down to the US.
>>70106890
> Implying war in Iraq was a good idea.
Chirac was our last president with balls
>>70108098
>yeah, why not put the weak fortifications on their borders instead!
>>70108341
stationary defense a shit
>>70106185
People seem to overlook your massive numbers in the SS. Sympathizers dont fight long.
we held the north for 3 months but we had polish/french and british aid.
but then again white countries cant resist natsoc, its our final form.
thats why EU is trying to muddy the waters like crazy.
>>70106185
Nasty disgusting fucking frogs who give birth from holes in their back should all be fucking killed what kind of fucking sick nasty disgusting piece of shit demonic creature does that. Fuck that
>>70108341
It was not Weak, the only problem is Belgium didn't participated as they where scared it might anger the Germans. Germany invaded france trough Belgium and the French didn't expected German tanks to go easily trough the bulge and also they didn't expect Germany to attack Belgium as Holland and Belgium opted to stay neutral.
>>70108544
we should splice their genes into dogs and cats and someday maybe even humans
>>70108098
B-but they were neutral it's unfair!
No really after ww1 the french did not want to lose another million people for nothing.
Germans on the other hands felt humiliated and wanted revenge.
Either way it ended up better for us i guess
>>70108139
>Yes and that military history ended in the 19th century
Not true. The French fought very hard in WW 1 in the trenches, just as hard as the Germans and harder than Brits or Americans.
Post WW1, made a lot of mistakes, most notably the Maginot Line, not realizing that Belgium would not fulfill their end of the Bargain and the Blitzkrieg could just go around it.
It's actually a Jew meme, bc they didn't like that many French were quite willing to have the Germans help them get rid of their Jewish problem.
However, what WAS the French fault is that after PAris was "liberated" and war was still going on, De Gaulle was wasting huge amounts of fuel for one "Victory" parade after another, and genuinely pissed off American military brass by wasting fuel to have tanks roll down the Champs Elysees and air displays when this fuel was desperately needed for those actually fighting the war.
I guess you could also add their behavior in Indo-China and Algeria to the list. Then, the current president "Declares war" on ISIS and drops 10 bombs. As someone with an obviously French surname, I get shit over this and am forced to try to defend, but they sure don't make it any easier.
>>70106685
Machino Henmaru - The Holes
Read it, it's pretty good.
How many of you feel uncomfortable from this image?
>>70108425
The french SS actually were the last to fight in Berlin
>>70108292
Exactly. Sarkozy making us join NATO was a pretty shitty idea.
>>70108687
Fuck you
>>70106402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9S8ZoxOjOQ
>>70108703
>Then, the current president "Declares war" on ISIS and drops 10 bombs. As someone with an obviously French surname, I get shit over this and am forced to try to defend, but they sure don't make it any easier.
Well we have with the brits the two only relevant armies in europe right now.
And watch this it'll make you feel better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO3iXNtLkug
It's about the war in Mali and it's litterally war porn.
>>70108639
This.
>>70108734
Think it's natural to be afraid from those formations, usually some fucked up deadly little nigger bugs in those holes m8
>>70108703
gratz French fought hardest because most of the western front took place in France with everyone geniusly chilling in trenches and waiting for the other side to lose morale
>>70106185
Why do you care, at least you have your flag on the moon
>>70108734
It makes me think of a horrible skin disease if that is what you are asking.
>>70108734
I prefer rounded ones.
>>70109100
>nigger bugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv3bqTNzcrA
Looks pretty white to me!
>>70106360
lol.
I don't even need proof.
>>70109100
Maybe if you live in Australia or any other area full of deadly critters.
But if you live in Europe the only dangerous thing in nature are bears. And they are big, brown and yell: "SUKA BLYAT"
>france gets shit on for not invading iraq
>us and senpai get bogged down in a trillion dollar occupation
>try to salvage their reputation by leading the coalition in libya
>becomes fodder for ISIS
>france catches all the shit for it
T R I C K E D
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>>70106185
The French soldiers in 1940 were great guys who genuinely wanted to save their country and contrary to popular belief were brave and self-sacrificing but their generals were fucking shit.
You also have to believe that for the first year of wwii the whole of western europe was in denial and hoping it would all just blow over with no harm done except to eastern europe which is always an incomprehensible mess anyway. The same goes for Britain who would have gone the same way if it weren't for that wonderful gift from god, the English Channel.
It was only after the fall of France that shit started to be taken seriously and obviously it was already too late for the Frogs. Historically speaking, France were the sacrificial lamb that needed to get fucked for Britain to wake the fuck up and actually start doing something.
>>70109887
anglo lies
>>70106185
Why is the cheese eating surrender monkey asking a question he already knows?
>>70108734
Fake
The French military was based during WW2. If it wasnt for Dunkirk Bongland would have been fucked.
The French people didnt want to surrender. They were betrayed by Philippe Pétain (who was tried for treason after the war and died in prison).
>>70106185
>>70107210
wow toads are fucking crazy
>>70106402
>>70106697
Says the swiss.
>>70110682
Thats kind of disgusting because i dont know what it is. Then i think its candles and its all good
>>70110874
Close
>>70110913
>candles
>toothpicks
>close
wut m8?
>>70111066
Enough of the trypophobia
Gay
>>70111066
closeup photo of end of those toothpicks...
>>70106717
France is the finest representative of both military and sexual surrender in human history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8yaiN6ew_g&t=53s
>>70110007
What is my motive here for telling an untruth and what kind of false conclusion am I asking the reader to come to, Bohemiafriend?
![french-military-victories[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vbyUvb7.png "french-military-victories[1].png")
It comes from the Albino Black Sheep. And was also one of the first ever google bombs.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
>>70108734
reported to mods your terrorist
>>70109319
What the fuck anon
>>70109319
jesus fucking christ finland
>>70106185
My Grandfather told me this joke.
Why did they plant trees down the arc de triomphe?
So the German soldiers could march in the shade.
Enough said really.
>>70107374
>shaky blurry "document cam" on standby
>>70111414
sexual surrender?
>>70109319
Bro...
>>70112033
Your elected Presidents are literally telling your women to spread their legs open for big black muslim cock. Doing everything they can to flood them into your nations.
If that isn't sexual surrender I'm not sure what is.
>>70109319
YIKES
>>70109319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnSAvOVifpU&nohtml5=False
They're a pain in the balls
>>70109319
I've seen objectively worse shit, and yet it makes me feel physically ill.
>>70109319
Shouldn't that vet be wearing gloves?
>>70112162
watching the video now. What the fuck? Where did France go wrong?
I think the men have become pussy cunts, and the women are taking charge
>>70108710
Nigga I thought I was looking up a book, not a God damn hentai
>>70112266
I-is it c-cold in here??
>>70112282
Maybe the no gloves allows him to be more precise in squeezing out the maggots. The gloved guys seem to be having a bit of trouble.
>>70112282
>>70112681
its easier to feel the worms, he even says that in vid
>>70111444
your motive is the hatred of white people and the desire to hide your crimes
>>70112552
fuck you finland, you started that
>>70109319
Fuck, poor dog. What shitty owners.
>>70106557
Napoleon was a dysgenic influence. He got all the real French men killed.
>>70106185
1870 and WW2
>>70112862
theyre niggers from fucking GAMBIA what do you expect.
>>70106185
You thick fucking frog eating shit.
How dare you even question the pathetic name you've made for yourself.
Everyone knows France as the yellow bellied wine drinking snail eating German testicle licking human scum for it is what you are.
In World War two, after Germany walked around your shitty wall, your country had a choice to send the French submarines and ships to ports in Britain, which would have helped give more firepower to the allies and less for the axis. But what the fuck did you baguette raping girls blouses do?
Instead you send them upwards to be delivered directly to the axis power - piss and shit dribbling out of your trousers whilst cowering like little girls.
I'd tell you to choke on the dicks in your mouth, but at this point I don't anymore can fit in that putrid hole of cheese stench, even with the Camembert lubricant smeared across your bony homosexual-mustached face from your gaping arse.
You're a disgrace to Europe and are the single worst country in all the world.
I fucking hate you France.
>>70106185
>Where does the surrendering meme comes from ?
WW1 kicked the will to fight out of France ... also stupid people only know a bit of ww2 and nothing else in international history so they simply do not know what military Juggernaut France used to be and how the French Army was feared for its Aggression and not giving a fuck about anything
>>70113225
It's funny that people in this thread not shitting on France are those with good knowledge writting "big" paragraph and the other just memeing like jealous retard. You have to understand once and for all, when you are French, a real French, you can only be proud of it. It's not some 15-30 yo basement dweller memeing all day who can take that pride away. but hey, it's your life! if you have nothing better to do....
>>70109319
>not using gloves when pushing the maggots out
satisfying none the less, in a zit popping way
>>70109319
What the fuck...
>>70110913
>rounded toothpicks
>>70108098
They were'nt thinking that Germany would try the shit they did in 1914 again.
They were thinking they'd have enough time to mobilize reserves while holding Germany at the Maginot line.
The battle of france was a very precarious operation and only succeeded because of a bit of luck.
The French weren't ready for another war.
Their continued resistance shows quite a fighting spirit, though.
It's stupid and ahistorical to shout 'haha le surendr frog haha'.
>>70113568
Is this guy serious?
He is proud of hollande, bataclan, surrender and being a cuck? well have fun jean-jaque
>>70109101
Chilling in the trenches?
The stupidity dripping from your post is insane.
Trench warfare was hell.
>>70106303
heheh, I read antoine in a british voice.
>>70106474
Secularism =/= state athiesm
>>70113225
>in all this wall of ridicously over well written ''witty' line there actually only one event that ''pissed'' this brit off
Let's be honest, hate bread easily wen you can meme it so dankly. You don't need reasons or rational thought if the words come out smoothly it's written in history.
>>70115375
Ignore him, he's clearly trying way too hard.
>>70110682
Looks like fucking maggots ugh that's fucking disgusting
>>70106185
It comes from the CNS
