/pol/ related humor, aka YLYL
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>>70087118
David Carradine accidently killed himself by strangling himself with a rope while he fapped in the nude.
"A police official said that Carradine was found hanging by a rope naked in the room's closet, causing immediate speculation that his death was suicide. However, reported evidence suggested that his death was the result of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Photographs of Carradine at the death scene, as well as photographs of his autopsied body, were circulated in newspapers and on the Internet."
>trump
>jews
>niggers
>anime
>hitler
>cucks
repeat, ad nauseam
"humor"
>>70087118
>>70087259
No one is making you stay
>>70087717
pre-nuke japan is rolling in it's grave
>>69999999
>>70000000
While we've been here laughing, history has been made.
>>70088459
That was 16 hrs ago, m8... that's fucking ancient now.
>>70087717
Anymore like this?
>>70087717
Don't fuck with yakuza
just donated 30$ to bernie match me?
>>70089413
When do you think they will grow out of this.
>>70089483
No clue. Hopefully soon.
>>70087118
you better hope bernie doesn't get the nomination because he doesn't have the baggage hillary has. Trump won't have anything to hurt bernie with(except for the communist thing which bernie will be able to refute easily).
Bernie is beating trump in every general election poll.
i hope bernie becomes president just to see the rage and the memes on /pol/
>>70089853
>that smile when he realizes it's just a bird and not death.
>>70089053
laughed harder than I should have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDLAUmqp8f4
Hey guys
Here's a good joke
[spoiler]The Republican Party[/spoiler]
>>70087335
Is this one of those sex bots you guys have been telling me about
>>70089853
Bernie won't make us as mad as any non-Trump republican. We're kinda ehhh on Bernie desu.
>>70089990
Bring on the 4th reich baby, we've got gassin to do.
>>70087174
I guess that's less embarrassing than dying from Uma Thurman playing with your nipples
>>70090945
>we
You mean you and your wife's son?
>>70091111
>>70089853
?? why is everyone clapping? Are people really this autistic?
>>70091209
they probably think it's a sign from mother nature that Bernie must become president.
>but it isn't god's will
>god is problematic
>>70090904
>reddit in charge of funnays.
>>70087956
>pre-nuke japan is rolling in it's grave
Pre-nuke Japan was just as fucked up.
>>70089853
>bird finds a pile of trash
>>70091759
niggers are literally 100% melanin
ONE
HUNDRED
PERCENT
>>70090353
Got a good kek out of this.
Good job, anon.
>>70089853
The bird thought it could drink the water.
>>70091759
Aromatic aye? Maybe that's why niggers always stink
>>70092225
The black guy was the one taking the picture you racist fuck.
>>70092638
>>70092148
Kek are your Oz niggers as dumb as ours?
>>70092831
w-what?
we don't have niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BySI1fti7QA
>>70092896
lebs, muslims, abbos...
>>70088915
Fuck the people using this picture against communism.
Look at how insanely good North Korea is at battling light pollution.
>>70092896
Try harder
>>70092931
>lebs, muslims
nah m8, we stopped the boats aye
>abbos
there are like 3 of them left, and all they do is sniff petrol and sleep on roads
>>70092896
Mate you have like a whole new species of nigger down there. Are they as dumb as our niggers? Because they look like they'd stab you for staring at the petrol in their hand.
>>70093206
They're not smart enough to stab
they just make weird groaning noises and try to follow you, before tripping over and sleeping for 48 hours
>>70093275
>>70093206
Do attractive non-mixed abos exist?
>>70093421
Do attractive mixed abos exist?
>>70088696
Lost to the filename.
>>70093275
Thats not a sea snipper thats just a claw shrimp
>>70088020
does anyone have the blank version?
>>70093275
>sea snipper
that's adorable
>>70089053
>>70089174
>>70091294
>>70093345
>>70090698
holy fuck my sides! This is now the voice of every Australian on /pol.
These cunts shitposted irl
>>70093550
>>70093946
thanks my anglo brother
>>70094000
Cringe
>>70093758
>squirrelkin
>those pronouns
>that vegan brainwashing
Please tell me this is fake
>>70093758
bait
>>70094097
if it's fake, she's been posting for years
>>70094139
>the cops killed the black guy
lel
>>70094179
you know that there are antivegans actually putting this much effort into shit like this ?
>>70094179
I refuse to believe this is real. Someones just really dedicated to this shitty trolling
>>70094206
template?
>>70094309
Sorry dont have templete, i dont even know what this meme is called but i got a few more
>>70094206
Except video games are actually starting to change thanks to social justice bullshit. The new uncharted game won't have doughnut drake. For those of you who don't know, there was a cheat in the previous games to make your character obese, and it was fucking hilarious. Now they've 'chosen' to drop it from the new game because "We've matured past that"
>>70093206
You mean the Uruk-Hai? They're pretty dumb
>>70093662
lost
>>70094139
Hahahaha, so true.
>>70091592
>>70094283
poe's law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>70093206
They are to dumb to be violent.
>>70091592
>I guess the nukes really opened their eyes
>carlos.jpg
>>70092931
I walk or cycle past the spot where that photo was taken almost every day. This image sickens me, defiling such a picturesque place
>>70094612
What the fuck is that shit?! Is that a parody?
>>70089853
The all look autistic as fuck and everything I've ever hated in white people.
>>70094388
>single player games are becoming infected by SJW
>they also seem to be extremely linear as well
>multiplayer games are cawadooty shit, MMO's comprised of dungeon queues, and open world "survival" games with more cawadooty shitters
>old school pen and paper shit like DnD looks even better every day
>tfw with weekly fluctuating homework loads I don't have enough of a consistent schedule to confidently set a time and find a group
At least DnD will never fall to the SJW curse so it will be around when I have time.
>r-right?
Cheeky
>>70087717
>>70087956
>>70091592
>>70094660
can someone post the pics where you see that jap ketchup bottle dressed up as a peeing loli?
>>70094644
Guernsey > Jersey
>>70089354
Highly HIGHLY underrated post, nearly crapped myself
>>70094888
Fuck off namefag.
![[story] 1943 at auschwitz.png](https://i.imgur.com/M3tTmUe.png "[story] 1943 at auschwitz.png")
>>70094582
Good times.
>>70093589
>>70092740
>why niggers and women without a man accompanying them are refused service at establishments
>>70094836
too small, for now, but you still get:
http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem
>>70094836
>At least DnD will never fall to the SJW curse so it will be around when I have time.
>>r-right?
Yeah, since you can always use the old handbooks (if the new ones are SJW bullshit) and create your own maps, characters and the dungeon master can make your own questline without any liberal bullshit.
>>70094612
That's not Rammstein is it?
>It's been awhile since I've seen the lead singer and it sounds fairly similar
>>70094719
>>70094846
And here too. 800 years of the University of Cambridge and this is what the students do with the tradition. I'm embarrassed to be one of them.
>>70095063
>riot shaming
pretty sure that's a kike last name it has
Can I have a pic with a Carlos the Steam Engine being walled please? It was sort of epic win.
>>70091270
>mfw everyone inherently believes in God but they just call Him/see Him as different things
>>70095185
Sounds NOTHING like Till Lindemann. The music doesn't even have the Rammstein signature. It's a lame attempt at a Rammstein parody.
>>70095335
Like I said, it's been awhile.
>>70095236
why, vladimir?
>>70089140
i viewed that original thread and thought it was just a shitpost.
the framing of eggman the following day crippled me for life from laughing tho
>>70094660
Post of the night.
Nuclear genocide is coming
t. Nehiyaw patriot
>>70094836
>At least DnD will never fall to the SJW curse so it will be around when I have time.
The worst they can do is to try and paint DnD nerds as exterminable subhumans in their vlogs, which is what they have been doing for quite some time now.
>>70095434
What was the thread about? It's too blurry for me to make out the words.
>>70095402
Thank you, comrade. Just failed to find it
>>70095095
>>70095487
>>70094836
The only issue would be if the situation gets so bad that you can't gather to play it. And for things to get THAT bad, you would probably be worried about so much other shit that playing DnD would never even cross your mind.
>>70093275
of all the shit i read today this is the one that got me half dead
>>70095063
You know what also has a rich place in history?
Law Enforcement crackdowns and public executions.
We need to go back.
>>70087118
>>70093519
This was my experience at a /pol/ meet up in CA. I was the only fucking non-white, girl and closet thing to as alpha among them fucking shit.
>>70093403
Simply beautiful.
>>70095880
you know the drill, tits now. feet too pls
>>70096059
>>70094206
I have cliffyb on kikebook but unfollowed him as the social justice midlife crisis he's experiencing is even worse than his usual incredible self absorption
Literally Muh wage gap and the need for obese black women as vidya heros
>>70096124
Pedal to the metal crusading car!
>>70094836
maybe you should stop spending time on video games neet fag
>>70095204
This is just kings college. It's full of communists, their graduate bar literally has pictures of Lenin, SU flag, and Che in it.
The downfall of kings is pretty depressing though.
>>70094097
When the war comes, these types will be the first to go.
>>70095497
some guy posted a VAGUE threat about a midwest or oregon region saying "some of you are alright dont go to school tomorrow if xxxxxxx whatever" and the thread eventually got locked or deleted then when I woke up next morning there were reports of :
>grinchposting
>eggman
>beta uprising
I shit you not these words made the news I couldnt believe it.
There was even an eggman apology thread rolling on /r9k/ and the first post was "sorry senpai, it was just a prank bro/"
I would be pretty upset had I been framed for a school shooting and SCHLONGED on social media. Felt bad for the guy ttbbhh
>>70094719
Same here, nice to know there's another /pol/ poster in Cambs.
>>70087118
/pol/ humor threads are truly some of the saddest and most depressing things ever made by human beings, lol.. it's actually so sad that it's funny.
Keep it coming assholes.
>>70096373
>>70096373
>2016
>>70094582
Hitler with the gun to his head and that face always gets me.
>>70096202
>neet
Nigger did you misread the part about me having schoolwork. Neets inherently don't have any schoolwork.
>>70093291
>>70096188
Pedal to the metal crusading car
>>70089053
It's funny because it's true
>>70093612
>>70093638
>>70093662
fuck you, I'm at work and am actually laughing out loud now.
Pure gold
>>70096188
Pedal to the metal crusading car!
>>70089483
I recognize that porn
>>70087118
>>70087717
"I don't want to see the shame in my ass"
Isn't that a Jeb Bush quote?
>>70094494
Son of a bitch, that really fucking happened.
Now imagine the backlash that would happen if it were a Christian building, and they denied someone because they're non-christian.
>>70096624
Same. These are absolute gems
>>70097455
>implying Trumps golden rod is shame
>>70087717
forgot about this one
>>70088915
rural, no urban degeneracy, bike paths everywhere, strong sense of community. not bad.
>>70091592
Dreams of the fisherman's wife
classic
>>70092638
Yea okay
>>70093612
fuckin gold. lost it on the last part holy shit.
>>70096222
I know, I've been in there, my college is quite close to King's. It's sad though, makes us all look bad
Cool trips though famalam
>>70093612
Now that, is fucked.
>>70093612
this pic makes me fell so sad ;(
>>70094083
>f*ck facism
>self-censors
you can't make this up.
>>70093403
This made me want to wear my brogues today
>>70094139
I love america.
>>70098405
Finally I have the entire set, thanks!
>>70093612
This always kills my sides. I can never make it past the piss bottles without cracking up.
>Someone post the polish troll living in the basement now
>>70093612
are her videos backupped somewhere?
>>70089053
Fucking lost.
>>70094083
would fuck the redhaired one, if she shaved those pits
>>70087259
Humour*
>>70098644
This?
>>70098837
yes, thanks anon
>>70089483
When that bird landed on Bernies podium, didn't you all post pics of Hitler with birds?
>>70093612
well played /lit/
>>70098837
What the fuck
>>70098837
holy fuck i'm dying
>>70089140
We're the board of peace.
>>70093554
underrated
>>70087259
Silly burger, what about the biggest jokes of all?
>feminism
>women's rights
>>70096222
>Tfw I had the Union Jack on my wall and the flag of Richard the Lionheart on my door.
>my fat, TYT watching Labour voting, Jewish housemate refused to come upstairs to my room or my buddies room because of my "symbols of imperial hatred"
>I would hear him running up the stairs to the toilet so that he didn't have to see the flags for too long
Glory glory HALLEJUAH
>>70098837
Still as funny as the first time I read it.
>>70098837
wtf did I even just read.
>>70093485
NOT
>>70087118
If this shit makes you laugh the yes you truly are a gigantic fucking loser. Political humor is the fucking worst.
>>70095487
>dat protostar pic
>>70093583
a classic
/ck/ but still golden
>>70093589
I'm going to stop tipping niggers now, only whites.
>>70095880
You have to go back, and you have to build the wall.
>>70099560
that's just sad.
>>70099675
>>70095880
That's because normal people have no interest in a /pol/ meet up. It could literally be next door to my house and I wouldn't go.
>>70094612
holy fuck that video is satire right?
>>70091404
Un-fucking-real.
>>70095880
When was there a /pol/ meet up in CA? I'm glendale here, never seen any meetups for any board near me
>>70099796
I would consider attending a /pol/ meetup if it was in the area, if only just for the potential story. However I would be sure to bring my own food/snacks if it isn't at a restaurant so I don't end up eating cum like those faggots over at /k/.
>also I would be paranoid about FBI/SJW plants trying to frame us for shit
>>70094836
>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
Mass Effect
Fallout
Warcraft
Mandatory Gay or Bisexual Characters and writers.
I'm going to run out of AAA games to boycott soon.
>>70099977
I'd go but only if we were getting totally shitfaced. No halfassed one beer sipping shit.
>>70089043
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
>>70099977
I wouldn't. I don't mind talking to you guys online, but I have no interest in getting to know anyone on a personal level.
I've even had dudes who find out that they live close to me ask me to come hang out on this board. Totally fine without doing that.
If there was a /pol/ meetup near me I'd probably go and get shitfaced, but it'd probably be in Queensland and I'm in Leboland.
>>70087717
>i shouldnt have quit the nail salon
pure gold
>>70100201
Well that sucks. Pol bros are the only ones I wish I could hang out with irl.
>>70098802
>underwear bulge
>she
>>70100261
never fails
>>70091759
so I can base an entire economy and pay denbts by harvesting and processing black people...?
>>70100309
I'm pretty sure that's her pubes.
>>70098802
agreed she's totally bonkable
>>70100201
>getting to know anyone on a personal level.
shit nigga, we're talking about a meetup. You don't gotta tell your whole life story or become lifelong friends or anything, but fair enough.
>>70100041
I don't drink, but a good part of that is so I don't accidentally start a drunken rant about niggers or the holocaust. Around similar minded people I might actually consider getting shitfaced.
>although I probably wouldn't due to fear of getting thrown in a rape dungeon
>>70094660
nukes are eyeopening
>>70098837
Just once in my life, I want to be in a thread that is on this realm of brilliance.
>>70100419
a /pol/ kegger campout would be the shit but there's gotta be some skinhead chicks so it doesn't turn into a sausagefest
>>70100288
I've got enough friends. And I don't even have that many, at least not in the area. I am just happy keeping to myself, and having a couple of friends over once every couple of weekends.
Besides, I'm not overly entertaining. I'm happy just bullshitting about people's lives while playing Smash Bros or Mario Kart.
>>70089396
Wtf is with his skin and face? He looks like a terminally ill old guy, the fuck?
>>70100459
I've been on one. Was on /v/. Some guy was playing flight simulator, and managed to get an ultra light plane up to orbit levels. Took him 40 hours. Once he re-entered atmosphere, he caught on fire and burned up. It was pretty epic.
You don't get that shit on /v/ anymore, though.
>>70099796
Also, a meetup with strangers from the internet has to be in a public place... going to someone's house/apartment is just way too creepy and unsafe to do.
Thus, what the fuck are people going to talk about at a pub or restaurant?
>gas the kikes, race war now
>excuse me, but the manager has asked you to leave
>>70094612
Jesus have mercy. Germany, what the fuck are you doing? Open the damn camps.
