Or are they just funny by womens standards?
I think about allayne (jean louis dreyfus) and her entire career on seinfeld and I cant quite remember a single moment when she made me laugh.
Maybe I just have high standards.
Or maybe estrogen doesnt lend to irony
>>70060757
eh, amy's no george carlin, but she is pretty funny imo.
>>70060757
ms. pat
>>70060757
It's Elaine you fucking heathen. What kind of nigger indoctrination have you been exposed to?
DUDE VAGINA LMAO
>>70060920
...Did this faggot just say Amy's funny?
SEX...
IN MY VAGINA!!
*thunderous applause*
Maria Bamford
>>70060757
I don't know about their standup, but Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are the only wimmen to make me laugh on TV.
Also
>allayne
Lisa Lampinelli is the only female "comedienne" that ever made me laugh out loud....and some of the jokes against Lampinelli are even more hilarious.
"Lisa Lampinelli is so nasty, she has seen more black cock that a urinal at the Apollo" -Greg Giraldo (rip)
>>70060757
All of the funny women I know aren't comedians, so I guess that would be a no.
>>70060757
No, they're just not fucking funny.
They're almost exclusively the kind of people who just wanna be part of a "boys club" in order to have the percieved perks of being a guy and being a woman and it's very very telling in their attempts at comedy.
Very rarely do I ever see a genuine bright light of creativity from women period but especially when it comes to being funny, they're just no good.
The problem obviously is their inherit sheep-herd mentality that has been covered time and time again on this site so I won't go into it. They simply aren't enough of a sapient individual.
>>70060757
I think Broad City is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2NUqtw8b4g
>>70060757
Some of her skits are hilarious. I love how self deprecating her humor is. She's probably one of the funnier people on tv today.
>>70060757
not a single one
There's that German bitch.
Personally I hate her comedy because it's so low brow and stupid, but a lot of people love her.
>>70062812
She hasn't even written an original joke through her entire career.
>>70060757
this bitch is fat, fugly, and not funny in the slightest. i can only imagine her success is due to jewery. is she a jew? honorary jew? i just fucking KNOW there's jews involved here.
>>70063056
Here's an example of her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzn1b4jpMQ
It's funny... if you're retarded
too bad she's gone
>>70060920
>>70060920
Come on, dude. Lowering standards for women is for the military and police.
>>70063291
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Schumer#Early_life
>Schumer's father is Jewish and her mother is from a Protestant background.[7][15] Schumer was raised Jewish, and experienced antisemitism as a child.
You called it alright.
>>70063291
Chuck Schumer is related to her.
The fat lady from Two and a Half Men was the funniest person on the show.
Sandi Tostig is pretty funny on comedy panel shows like QI.
Apart from her I can't think of any. That's pretty depressing.
>>70060757
Milana. And, I guess, Stevie too, it's a duo act.
>>70062785
Ilana is pretty cute too, for a jew of course.
Funny women who don't talk about their vag
>Betty White
>That lezbo with cancer
>..........
>>70060757
Nah, but girls can be funny if you just talk to them.
>>70061603
Came here to say this.
>>70063522
every fucking time. i knew it.
>>70063980
>tig notaro
>funny
and i came here to defend female comedians, but this is just shamefur
(also pic related tina fey is funny case closed)
>>70063647
>Sandi Tostig is pretty funny on comedy panel shows like QI.
She is the most unfunny cunt on TV and I will not watch QI any more.
I could take having a Jewish pedo who probably kills little boys down Dolphin Square being the host because he was at least sometimes funny and at least well educated.
Toksvig is just another unfunny cunt. She's anti-comedy, like Ellen. They suck comedy out of a room.
>>70064514
I don't really remember much about 30 Rock but I remember it lacked a lot of subtlety and it had a lot of silence and goofy face to make sure you got the joke.
>>70062785
I saw an ad and it looked like kike filth
>>70064514
Tina Fey is painfully unfunny
Silverman. That is all.
>>70060757
Amy Schumer is not funny, anyone who says she is, is deaf.
I like Lisa Lampanelli
http://youtu.be/a3sLYJ5-Oho
>>70065240
Also, in general, women really fuck up delivery and tend to make it poorly timed and over-the-top.
i saw Laraine Newman read at an Erotic Fanfiction competition and everyone was laughing their white male cis dicks off
>>70060757
>>70064514
>>70065240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYLVgG3rV7c
lol, keep telling yourself that
>>70060757
Christ, man. First of all it's ELAINE, you illiterate fuck. Second, yes there are some very funny female comedians. I always thought Joan Rivers was funny, but it's sad she's dead now. I really like Kristen Wiig, Maria Bamford, and Sarah Silverman (except for the fact that she's a feminist). I also love that show Idiotsitter. Those 2 are hilarious together (Jillian Bell and Charlotte Newhouse). Amy Schumer is an untalented bitch and not funny whatsoever. She's just like Nikki Glaser. Another untalented, and unfunny bitch.
these two Australian women are mildly funny. Not sure if they write their own material tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yr_etbfZtQ
>>70062785
>Broad City
>Funny
>Shilling for Hillary
>Literally 2 scenes in one episode dedicated to a black dude kissing a white chick for the sole purpose of it being shown
>The "Humor" is a lame attempt at reddit-tier PC comedy with obvious ulterior motives like giving validity to Tumblr buzzwords
>implying the show has anything to do with being funny
>>70060757
Mommy #2, Christina Pazsitzky
>>70060920
Excuse me?
She was always a riot when she came on Red Eye. At least she's funnier than her kike husband
![Maria-Bamford[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nqx06tp.jpg "Maria-Bamford[1].jpg")
>>70061603
she's pretty much the only one and I'm pretty sure it's because she's bipolar as fuck
Why the hell aren't women funny... I mean... I try so hard to find them funny.
I can't remember a time my mother, sister or any woman for that matter make me life.
>>70066253
>A balanced opinion.
>"LOL UR WRONG"
>Posts a video where there's a silence and a goofy face.
>Literally proving what I said.
>>70066769
oh yeah i meant the guy who hated tina fey>>70065404, but seriously lighten up, at least it's not fucking canned laughs
>>70061603
>>70064136
>>70066687
LE ALTERNATIVE RAAANDOM GIRL XD
>>70067054
It's OK once in awhile but I remember it happening a lot. Some of the time it was just silence though. Feels like a crutch if it's overused.
>>70060757
No. The only women who are even remotely funny copied the style/act of a male who did it first or are butch as fuck.
Females are not funny by nature. They cannot be funny. Men are funny because it is sexually advantageous. It is genetic.
>>70064514
Tig Notaro fucking annoys THE HELL out of me. I think it's because she's so dykey, and looks waaaay too much like a guy, it's like she's trying so hard. I just can't stand her...him...it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxNP0ncApQA
>>70067244
well to each their own i suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwJrJgrU5MA
/thread
>>70060757
(Very) early Sarah Silverman and Wanda Sykes
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Tina Fey when she was writing for SNL and 30 Rock
Jessica Walter
and that's all I can think of
>>70067687
>JOP-anese
>MAIN-ga
dafuq is dis shit
>>70067717
Alec Baldwin was great though.
>>70067842
Hyacinth Bucket, lady of the house speaking.
>>70067842
It's quite rude to end thread with your own post especially with pics made for insects slightly larger than ants.
Can you name any female that you look up to or get inspired by?
Except Grace Hopper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpO3059Zses
if you're on /pol/ you'll like the first minute at least
>>70067687
The fuck is this shit?
>>70060757
Jennifer Saunders makes me laugh. I went to see her live a few times. Joanna Lumley and Dawn French make me laugh as well. That's about it.
Miranda is a stupid, ugly horse faced boot.
>>70060757
Fuck no, 90% of female comedians fucking suck. That said the only female comedian that's made me legitmately laugh was Rich Vos's wife Bonnie Mcfarlane. She's has borning moments but she can actually be funny at times. When she hosted Opie and Anthony show she was pretty good and she had a few good podcast episodes.
I honestly dont know the fuck she's funny. Shes hot as fuck and she's Canadian so she shouldn't be funny but she actually is. Fuck i dont even know how the fuck Vos managed to snatch that piece of ass up.
>>70060757
Comedians aren't funny anymore.
Not politics related.
Sage.
>>70060757
I like Rosanne Barr and Wanda Sykes.
They're both hilarious. Tina Fey is a good writer and sometimes funny, but not always. Rosanne wrote her own show for years and it was great. Wanda has amazing stand up, great timing, and overall funny.
most of the girls from DEATH SQUAD are really good desu
>>70066285
>second line
>"WE'RE WOMEN!!!" *holds up sork*
>load of lame sex jokes, again based on them being women
dropped.
>>70066285
not bad. If they write it themselves, not bad.
>>70064781
Bong's got it right. Every time women are even slightly mentioned on QI and Sandi Toastcunt is there, she always chirps some uninteresting factoid about women being oppressed or other such feminist bullshit. Sometimes even gayboy Fry would cringe.
>>70061386
>>70062417
>>70063462
>>70066529
Come on yall, she has some good stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRp3DJqDfOw
>>70066535
Agreed.
Comedians aren't funny and jokes aren't funny, but you're an idiot if Elaine never made you laugh. You probably never met a woman like Elaine before and just don't get it. No offense, but that is objectively pathetic.
There are funny women but they aren't comedians. If you don't know any women in your life that make you laugh then your life is shit. They definitely aren't as funny as men, though, and I think most women would agree if pressed. You need to be able to make a woman laugh, it's part of their whole 'thing', whereas it's an absolute non-issue for men.
YES BUT THEY'RE DEAD.
DID ANY OF YOU WATCH DEAN MARTIN ROAST EPISODES? PLENTY OF FUNNY FEMALES THEN.
>>70067842
Written by Roy Clarke.
I know funny women in my life. I know female writers that have been on funny shows. But professional female comedians that can both write their own stuff and deliver the lines well... I'm drawing a blank
No
>>70069072
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>70066220
she pretty funny, i liked her two specials on netflix
also I would fuck the shit out of her
fit blondes bb
>>70060757
Tina Fey
>>70060757
I knew a few girls who were actually really funny. One is a massive fucking hipster though now that she's in the city and the other got hooked on perch got clean and now is all about Jesus.
>>70070069
>now is all about Jesus.
Bet you she likes to be nailed hard as well.
>>70060757
Broad City has funny stuff
>>70069640
*Steal meme*
>>70066220
Her standup on netflix was fucking horrible but she is very hot desu
>>70071466
>>70071693
Thinking with your dicks. Didn't any of you watch Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn? All the pretty "comediennes" were exposed as being unfunny.
Also if any of you watched Dean Martin roasts you'd know funny females existed, just a long time ago.
>>70062222
This is accurate
Not a comedian i think, but shoeonhead from youtube is probably the only female that i can consistently find entertaining.
>>70060757
Funny woman simply do not exist
Tig Notaro is pretty funny imo. She harps on the cancer a little much but I don't think it's over done.
>>70072220
Hey Iceland, I heard that your mayor was a stand up comic. That's awesome.
Our politicians are just jokes.
>>70067842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMLXZySHt54
>>70062222
She is vulgar and based. Just wish she didn't talk about black dick so much.
>>70072542
He's basically a clown. Our politicians are pieces of shit. All politicians are pieces of shit. Our current prime minister is being forced to resign after leaked documents being released about him withholding millions of dollars from being taxed, keeping them in foreign bank accounts.
He looks like a giant baby. I always knew he was a cunt, from day one. A total piece of sociopathic garbage.
>>70073007
Over here it's a requirement to become a politician.
>>70060757
Like with all fields, they're lowering the standard for women. It's a humor quota and you can be sued for not giving an equal amount of laughter to women as you do to men. Some of them even pick out supporters in the crowd and blast them for their white privilege.
<3 u
lisa lampinelli is the only funny brawd i can think of. shes been banned by the jew media now though
>>70073946
>thickmode abbi will never sit on your face
fuck this gay earth
>>70063311
I agree about it not being funny. But I like the one where she is cutting up peppers and rubs them in the little girl's eyes then in her own. I get a boner every time.
>>70060757
There's one on youtube I think is pretty funny, most of the time. I think she writes her own skits, which is impressive if true.
There were a few stand-ups I've seen in the past, but they were much older shows. I don't remember their names, but they were pretty good for stand-up standards.
Christina Pazitskzy
Definitely spelled her name wrong but she's married to Tom Segura
>>70073751
>Cho
'dis bitch still assblasted about her failed sitcom from the 90's?
>women can be comedians
<3 this meem.
>>70072220
She's a useful idiot in the anti-feminism war. She retweets my shit from time to time.
She made me laugh pretty consistently, until the writers ruined the show and her character.
>>70073751
>femnazi
>making gay jokes
More of this please.
We must divide them.
>>70073585
Just another way you're not special straya. That's everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ
basicly this.
>>70074412
Reminds me of this video. Top quality female comedy. If you can get through the whole cringe you're a stronger man than I am.
Women should stick to being cute and definitely don't belong in front of a mic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riaggdnX95I
This bit was pretty funny
>>70074602
Thanks, we're becoming more like you every day senpai.
>>70067687
This one is a troll though, she does le super ebin kaceytron and you nerds fall for it every time
>>70075064
Unfortunately, all of Western civilization seems to be mashing into a black hole. Before long we will all be all part of the same retard class.
Ann Coulter is a pretty decent troll. I don't know if that counts, though.
>>70060757
No. They have no self awareness and all they know is spreading their legs therefor their eneitre comedy routine reolves around DUDE VAGINA LMAO
>>70066220
Her ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''comedy'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' is great.
>>70075297
Hopefully Yellowstone erupts before then.
Australia is already 50% like the USA
Any more and we'll collapse before you.
>>70075350
Eh, her antics makes me laugh so I guess that counts.
>>70075384
I guess I like a little meat on my bones. Somehow this body is a total turnoff on this broad for me.
>>70075384
She sucked when she was on Tough Crowd.
>>70075384
>Literally a highway worth of space between breasts
Top kek America.
>>70075050
She sounds possessed.
>>70060757
Maria Bamford doesn't use her vagina as a vehicle for jokes. She's actually pretty good. Most other female comedians just talk about periods, vagina, how many cocks they've put in there, etc.
>>70066687
This, she's the only female comedian I've ever liked, and even then she's not spectacular.
There are always outliers, but 99% of women aren't funny because it doesn't benefit them in an evolutionary sense.
A physically unattractive male can use humor to attract a female, but a physically unattractive female doesn't need to do anything to attract a male. No matter how physically unattractive a female is, there will always be males willing to fuck her.
>>70073946
>>70074121
>abbi
>Not best girl Ilana
Shit taste desu pham
Funniest woman on TV today.
>>70076375
Comedic actor/actress is not the same thing as a comedian.
>>70060920
>>70061725
Tina yes, Amy no
>>70066220
Didn't know who this was, looked her up on youtube to see what her comedy is like.
>Girl GPS
>Girls At The Bar
>Girl's Night
>Why Guys Put Up With Us When We're Drunk
>Eating Around Men
That's a whole lot of MUH VAGINA bits
>>70063522
>>70063291
Shes part of the secrete ruling class, her uncle chuck is trying to take guns away D-NY
>>70077169
What pissed me off was that comedy legends like Colin Quinn and Dave Attell were praising her.
GOAT female character. Easily top 3 in the gang too, only redditors disagree
Kathleen Madigan is in my top 5 favorite comics
>>70060920
tits or gtfo
>>70077387
Frank>>>>Charlie>Denis=Dee=Mac
>>70077387
1. dennis
2. frank
3. charlie
4. dee
5. mack
I say this after marathoning 1-10 my third time last week
>>70068784
How about you suck your brother's acorn sized cock, you fucking hick. Those jokes are unoriginal and recycled. Hence, she steals them, you fucking faggot.
>>70076243
she's too exaggerated this season desu
plus abbi's ass has gotten big and i very much enjoy that
>>70077672
>Reddit: The List
You know you need to be 18 to post here, right?
Real order is Dee=Dennis>Mac>>>>>>>Frank>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie
>>70077672
Shit taste. Denis=Charlie=Dee=Mac>Frank.
Cast is still so good though that I don't even dislike Devito.
>>70074412
I might get some shit for this but i do think Amy has a point about women in the entertainment industry. Dont get me wrong i hate her for fucking stealing from fucking Patrice and im not at all trying to push sjw leftist shit but i do think its kind of sexist and fucked up that you cant be famous and take seriously if you're a women, or you can but you have to be attractive. I dont think i can even name a lot of female artist, comedians, actresses that aren't attrctive bimbos except Silverman and Oprah but even then they're always dolled up. In the sea of SJW liberal shit and cancer i do think that Hollywood is sexist in that way that if your a women you cant make an image unless you're attractive but then again maybe im a hypocrite faggot because i dont respect the opinion of most women anyways.
>>70061362
A++ would read again. Female comedian jokes are literally remember how it feels to X? X only applies to woman because I'm a woman guys.
>>70060757
Comedic sense takes the ability to depreciate or mock one's self image.
So no.
>>70060920
>>70077939
Can you please stop being so fucking illiterate? Jesus Christ, where did you learn to read and write? Off the streets of Kenya?
>>70061725
I will never understand the love for Tina Fey. I tried to watch 30 Rock when they started syndicating it on Comedy Central a few years back, and just couldn't fucking stand the woman.
>>70061362
>I got payed $10 and he got payed $60 for the same amount of time
>when questioned the owner said, oh did you want a $60 dollar spot? (she didn't ask for it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU4EH_iv2hE
>if a woman works the same job as a man she should get paid the same.
Literally two in a row of I'm going to work x time and have Y less quality, why don't I get the same pay.
>if I post about women rights people prove me wrong, also the gun control.
>asking for more makes me feel like there is too much pressure.
>guys shoot and miss most of the time
>my therapist says we don't get what we want we get what we think we deserve.
>as women as a whole we can understand what we deserve, quality lives with equality and maybe a control over our own human bodies without the government getting involved to get great at what ever we do that were great at it.
>being able to ask for what you want politely and respectfully.
I deserve to be treated like....
I'm done.
What the fuck did I just get reverse trolled?
>>70078742
>Born into a Jewish family, she considers herself secular and non-religious.[16][17] She was in attendance when women lit menorahs at the Western Wall for the first time in December 2014.[18]
For what purpose, you claim to be non religious.
>>70075626
its a tanline you snownigger
Maria bamford.
>>70078484
ahh shut the fuck up my grammar's fine
>>70077939
Tell me more about how the patriarchy oppresses women and they're reduced to sex objects in order to make it in a male dominated industry, you flaming faggot.
I know a few feminists you would get along with really well. Maybe you guys could try and push for more gender quotas to fight the man together while you shop for stylish problem glasses on the ride home.
>>70066535
Voss being an unfunny cornball is what makes him so enjoyable though. Don't care about his standup, but there's hours of him just getting shit on by other comics and friends that's fucking hilarious.
>>70078656
She's alright. Just not as good as she's hyped up to be. To think she won the Mark Twain award is fucking disgusting.
>>70060757
I like all of Amy Poehlers stuff but I'm not sure if she's a comedian
>>70077812
agree
ep1 all i made it through barely
>>70079078
My gram mars not, she died last week
>>70060757
Amy S. On the Charlie Sheen Roast is fucking cold blooded shit. Lamp is crazy funny. But moat bitches can't hang.
>>70078656
Most people love her for throwing the election to Obama with her famous impersonation of Sarah Palin.
>>70078656
It's only because of Sarah Palin. That's it. Libs ate it up like no other and pushed it HARD, which then catapulted her career, instead of her becoming another washed up SNL comedian.
>>70079220
I have to earn my shekels one way goy, white men are evil after all :^)
I dont really care overall but the thought still makes me feel a little bad for ugly bitches just like how i feel bad for manlets under 5'6. I think i might be a little left but i just dont it
>>70079479
this fucking faggot lol
>>70060757
No. Female comedians only talk about themselfs. You can make a good joke or two but when your whole routine exists out of "look at me how ugly and fat I am" and "god dis bitch had more cock than me" then it jusz becomes as annoying as listening to two women talk to eachother.
>>70077387
So funny she isn't even held up as woman, she's just funny.
>>70061603
This
>>70067842
^MFW
>every day of my life I worry if I marry my old lady she's going to become Hyacinthe even more & I'll become tiptop cu.ckold Roger
>everyday is fear of this, & I just can't leave; i.e. complicated &
just fuck & cu.ck my shit up, family
>>70061362
Whatever I would still let her cowgirl my face until I tasted ovary.
>>70077387
Married to mac
>>70060757
I think Dee from it's always sunny is funny, I've never seen her in anything other than that show, but I like it.
>>70061603
Ding Ding Ding!
She is mentally ill, which is sad. the medication prevents her from being funny
you could easily replace female with male here and get the same results.
>>70060757
>Or maybe estrogen doesnt lend to irony
strong amounts of insecurity from the tiny penis bitch who fears and hates women because he knows that there isn't a single woman on earth that wants anything to do with a doughy little shit like him detected.
picture STRONGLY related: it's you and the MANY insecure little fuck boys ITT trying to cope with their impotent rage. stay mad children.
>>70081850
Natasha Legiarro is really hot and pretty funny. Iliza scllezinger is mediocre funny and also super hot. Maria Bamford was passable and very funny.
>>70060757
I've chuckled at things women have said, but no woman has ever blown my mind in the way a Carlin or Patrice has to where my whole worldview is turned upside down.
monrok is funny actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HprFSCM4Bow
>>70081861
Passive aggressive women aren't attractive though.
>>70060920
faggot
>>70069072
>Ever laughing at Seinfeld
Now that made me laugh
>>70060920
>implying George Carlin is funny and not just making obvious observations
>>70082944
>Passive aggressive women aren't attractive though.
stick to fucking dingoes, kangaroo cuck.
>>70075050
Jesus...20 seconds was more than I could take.
>>70060920
>George Carlin
>preaches about the rich people ruining the country
>preaches about the politicians being bought and sold
>preaches about religion being stupid and how it should be taxed and penalized
>preaches about political correctness hurting America
>never once makes a single mention of Jews
GEE I WONDER WHAT CARLINBERG WAS...
Debbie is the funniest woman ever. Pic related.
>>70060757
only women that have really made me laugh are just some random ones off of instagram tumblr vine etc. only one i can remember tho is khadidon i think that was her tag. but as far as stand up comedians i cant think of a single one. women are too pussy to take the risk necessary for really great comedy
>>70060920
jesus fucking christ
>>70060757
I thought sabrina matthews was pretty funny but she's a major bull dyke so I don't know if that counts
>>70068478
all the potentially great comedians of the generation that just came up put all their fucking energy into vine and fucking instagram
>>70069072
now that i think about it i have known a few elains. it never registered how well she fits as an archetype for the funny girl next door till now
>>70085372
Yes, Jill Stein. Let's do that.
And we'll turn your neighborhood into mixed income housing and stick them there.
>>70074421
she genuinely looks like a disgusting person.
>>70079834
>he wasn't around when Tina Fey hosted Weekend Update and was head writer for SNL
Your shit millennial opinions are not welcome here.
