WE NEED MEME MAGIC TO PULL THIS OFF.
No cheese for Rato sleaze!
Already got dubs? off to a good start
Cruz will win Wisconsin. I hate it as much as you, but I don't trust the Midwest. They are true cucks. Really the worst region of this country. They have no redeeming value whatsoever.
>>70045677
NO CHEESE FOR RATO
>>70045677
i thought the midwest was based as fuck
>>70045488
PLEASE
>PLEASE
>>70045677
it's true the South and northeast andd northwest are the only good places
>>70045959
What made you think that? They're all morbidly obese scooter riders with zero culture, the ugliest communities in the country, the liberals are actually commies and the "conservatives" are actually liberals, and they invent bizarre religions and call it "Christianity".
They're terrible.
>>70046036
>go to medical school
>want to work with athletes
>end up treating some dude's ass pain
Sounds like Ted Cruz alright.
>>70045677
>ID has "dtEZ" in it
>wastes meme magic
>>70045959
scenery is nice but tornado alley is absolutely shit
>>70045959
Lol no, easily the worst part of the country.
Meme magic aint that powerful
>>70046196
>they invent bizarre religions and call it "Christianity".
Wisconsin is secular
Cruz on track to win by 20 points.
>>70046196
delete this
no seriously faggot. Wisconsin isn't in the middle of bumfuck Oklahoma.
>>70045488
>all these salty butthurt Trumpfags
Kek.
Kasich on track to win by 20 points
>>70046414
Wisconsin has a shit ton of "Seventh Day Adventists" a made up voodoo religion that was invented in next-door Michigan.
Every midwestern state has dopey bullshit like this.
Exit poll has Cruz down 18%
>>70045488
bye rat
The only reason a politician would say something this stupid is because they have literal proof they have won. Chances are Cruz rigged some shit to go in his favor to the point he has a near 100% chance of winning.
>>70045959
>shitty weather
>bland architecture
>corn fields for scenery
>cuisine consists of deep fried squirrel
>the worst crime rates in America
The only decent part is their lack of an annoying accent like East Coasters have.
>>70045959
shh none of these people know what they're talking, midwest is based. no niggers that's all you need to know. friendly people, NORMAL people, loose gun control laws. great food. it's based, believe me folks. believe me.
Fuck Dumpf
God I fucking hope ráto drops out. But his hubris is inhuman, doubt he'd do it.
>>70046690
>Seventh Day Adventists
I've lived here all my live and I've literally never heard of that. Most people in the population centers tend to be either secular or not very dedicated.
>>70045488
BRAISE KEK
KEK BLESS US WITH YOUR FAVOR
Scott Walker stood up to the stupid ass teachers unions who broke the law and walked away from classrooms with kids in them. They shipped in hundreds from different states just because I guess thats what you do when you want taxpayers to pay more money.
Paul Ryan was Romneycares VP.
So Trump is in a state with pretty powerful republicans. Trump knocked Scott Walker out early.
WI probably didn't like that. WI talk radio being able to rally the people to tell teachers to shut the fuck was pretty awesome so part of me hopes they are able to keep their Pack on the same page in case its time to fuck the teachers again.
I'm still a Trump guy tho.
Donald can't beat Cruz in Wisconsin. Especially not after his dumb abortion comments.
Punishing women for having an abortion? Open up more women prisons then trump. That'll cost billions and will help the economy you tyrant.
>>70046196
As someone who grew up in the actual Midwest this is true
awooo?
>>70047012
>No niggers
>Except in St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago, Gary, Kansas City, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, Columbus, Cleveland, Minneapolis, and every other city in the region
Midwesterners are also delusional.
>>70045488
>PLEASE
PLEASE
>PLEASE
PLEASE
>PLEASE
PLEASE
>PLEASE
PLEASE
Trump on track to win by 20 points
>>70045488
by the power of henry winkler, TRUMP WILL WIN
LOSE RATO LOSE RATO LOSE..
>>70045959
>>70045959
Don't listen to reddit, we're based af.
>>70045959
Ohio is.
t. Ohioan
>>70046099
>northeast
nope. nothing but liberal cucks, niggers and useless conservatives all up and down the Baltimore-Washington corridor.
Cruz will wait until Friday to drop out. Too much shame to do it tonight.
Wisconsinite here. I voted.
[spoiler]For Bernie[/spoiler]
>>70045488
kek wills it.
>>70047213
AWWOOOOOO
>>70047231
>No niggers LITERALLY everywhere except the places you mentioned
We have segregation and containment zones perfected.
>>70045959
The midwest was based in the era before and surrounding the Civil War.
Now it's pretty much whatever.
>>70047254
IF YOU ARE LYING, I'LL KILL YOU.
>>70045677
Agreed.
NO CHEESE FOR RATO
>>70046943
>shitty weather
When will this meme end? The worst natural disaster you'll experience here is a weak tornado.
>bland architecture
>corn fields for scenery
When you have 5 million people living in an area the size of Britain that's just a given. Frank Lloyd Wright has a lot of buildings here however.
>cuisine consists of deep fried squirrel
>the worst crime rates in America
The midwest isn't the deep south.
>>70047172
Trump is set to win by 20 points
>>70047350
You must be 18+ years old to be here.
>>70046943
>wisconsin
>not having an annoying accent
>>70045488
OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
GO TRUMP GO!!
Take my energy senpai
>>70047477
>shitty weather
I think he's strictly talking about the infamous lake effect weather.
>>70047350
I JUST GAVE BERNIE MY NEXT 15 PAYCHECKS. MATCH ME FELLOW BERN BRO.
We're gonna win /pol/! Believe hard enough!
>>70045959
/pol/ considered the midwest based until Trump became a presidential candidate and the midwest and west have been regions where Ted Cruz won instead of Trump.
Basically, business as usual for the deluded who get sucked into a cult of personality.
>>70047350
Just like every other 18 year old Wisconsinite.
pic related, average 18 year old Wisconsinite
>fuck you Mom, I'm moving to Colorado where they have FREE WEED DUDE
>>70047489
Polls are +- 10 percent or more. If trump does poorly then Cruz does well. And trump loses his lead.
So polls mean nothing
Kasich on track to win by 100 points
Take my get
Jeb on track to win by 9.42 x 10^13 votes
>>70047677
This
>>70047720
>A
>FUCKING
>DRAGON
>>70047720
rare Bhutan
check these
>>70047635
This is true but people will associate your analysis as disliking Trump.
I love Trump, but you dipshits really need to stop being so obviously politically naive.
>>70047677
WOW, I was a Trump supporter but I've been converted to a kas bitch!
>>70047720
I'll take that flag
I'm standing in line to register as I type. Trump supporters here know how important winning this is. More importantly, I don't want that rat stealing my cheese.
>>70045959
The midwest is the best region by far
>Not too hot
>Not too cold (at least part of it is)
>Nice traditional family suburbs
I literally don't know what the ghetto of an inner city looks like. The Midwest is the American Dream
>>70047255
O fug
>>70047477
Ohiofag here. Toledo area specifically. Worst storm we got was a few years ago. A tornado ripped out a strip of trees in one of the metroparks. It's a nice change of scenery.
Trump wins, kek wills it
>>70047356
Fantastic gif fellow burger.
Except Cruz is pulling monkey business with electronic voting.
>>70047231
they're contained in the cities. and there are plenty of white cities in the midwest too, meanwhile good luck finding a city in the south or east that's nigger free.
but jesus man nobody ever argued that chicago was based. and the fact stands that these are the whitest states in the country.
>>70047720
Cool flag
This is going to turn into a bang up day for Ted.
>>70047720
based, thanks for the flag.
haven't got a new rare in a long time
Who /shillforhill/ here after the GoP screws Trump out of the nomination?
Can fuck over the republican establishment and BTFO reddit at the same time.
>>70047720
RARE
Hows the dragon king?
Also what do you think of him?
>>70047508
I am. :^)
>>70047621
Gomenasai, Comerade
>>70047659
I don't smoke or drink, and I won't move to Colorado because of the shitty magazine ban.
>>70047231
Niggers staying inner-city versus niggers being everywhere like in other parts of the country. I wonder which one is better...
It was already decided.
>>70048061
Are you gonna go cow tippin' on the night of the revolution?
>>70047797
I don't like Trump. I look at his "plans" and see nothing but smoke and mirrors and he's basically winning off a cult of personality effect.
"it's going to be great" and "we're going to make it better" are not plans.
>>70046236
>get paid 200k-500k a year for doing it
>>70047758
Man, I miss playing that game for the first time. Now it's a yearly ritual.
When is the Wisconsin vote?
>>70048110
Based Geert.
>>70048254
yesterbong
>>70047720
BHUTANESE PAAASSSPPOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>70048254
The counting starts in 1,5h
>>70048177
Explain the rat's plans then nigger. All the politicians are smoke and mirrors you cuck.
>>70048205
Funny, I do the same thing.
Question did anyone from Wisconsin on /pol/ actually go out and vote or do you guys just shitpost all day.
PRESIDENT TRUMP
>>70046892
No, a more likely reason is Cruz is starting to fee trapped between a rock and a hard place. He likely loses to kasich in a contested convention and also won't get 1237. This allows him to start hedging his bet, dropping out early enough that Trump might beat Kasich and earn him favor for not continuing to lower Trumps chances. He's stayed in long enough that he can still buy his way back into the GOP graces if it does go to a contested convention, by saying he stopped trump
>>70048254
I voted early.
>>70048336
>>70048299
Oh boy i can't wait
>>70045959
It is by far the best region. Coastal cucks are the reason our nation is full of libshits and the south is full of niggers.
>>70045488
CHECKED PRAISE KEK
GIVE US WISCONSIN
>>70048368
HIS NAME IS PRESIDENT TRUMP
Ohio is literally the number 1 state, you literally cannot prove me wrong. Balance is the key here
>Not too hot
>Not too cold
>No major tornadoes
>No hurricanes
>No tsunamis
>No major earthquakes
>No droughts
>No major floods
>No forest fires
>No major chimpout
>Most historically prominent College Football team
>Tied for most presidents (And Virginia is cheap with its presidents anyway)
>Would be safe from Syrian refugee invasion
>Best Governor
Yeah we fucked up and picked Kasich, I know. Kasich is the best governor but not presidential material. We will absolutely vote for Trump in the general. And it's better we picked Kasich than the Cruzcuck states. Ohio is THE AMERICAN DREAM LADS
>>70045677
faggot shills already here i see.
in both the latest AND biggest poll, trump is winning. nice try you fucking idiot.
>>70048346
>implying I support Cruz either
I don't like anyone who's running. I'm probably staying home.
>>70048177
>I'm to lazy to go to Trump's website and listen to interviews of him to learn what his plans are so instead I'll just say he doesn't have any
Praise be to kek
>>70048324
kek that was the first thing I thought of
Too bad the wikifags changed it
>>70046239
>Tornado Alley
>Midwest
That's in the center of the country. Not at all Midwest
>>70048545
last I looked 6 actual "plans" and then another page of 45 second soundbites about how he'll just "make it better" for every other "issue"
>>70045488
He wouldn't say something like that unless he "knew" he would win Wisconsin (because it's rigged). Fucking huge red flag!
>>70048527
Go away faggot with an Ohio fetish.
>>70048544
So instead you would rather let everyone else decide which liar decides the fate of your country. Jesus and I thought Bernie supporters were pathetic.
>>70045488
He only say that because Cruz is winning. It is a strategy.
>>70045959
It's just coastal Jews trying to make shekels off of you at expensive beach resorts. Come home white man
>>70048800
Really dumb strategy. In the not so off chance you lose, you have to either back pedal or actually drop out.
wow so cruz must have WI in the bag for a statement to come out like that. Probably voter fraud
>>70048527
There is literally nothing to do here bro, don't know what the fuck you are talking about. That's why we all move to Florida after we make enough money.
Channel all of our memes for trump!
>>70045488
Well Ted Cruz is a nice man but a puppet to his wife, wish the best for him but Don will win.
>>70046099
>south
>>70048527
>Kasich is the best governor
Delete your image, you faggot. Even Trump called out how shit Kaisch is, literally all he has is "muh oil."
what are the change of kasich winning any states after Wisconsin if rato quit ?
realistic previsions please
>>70048527
The second I get money I'm moving the fuck out to north Florida
I fucking hate our weather, it's insane, like experiencing three seasons in one week insane
>>70045677
K*K WILLS IT
Reporting. Praise be to Kek.
>>70048864
The votes are rigged anyway so he has nothing to lose
>>70047172
He was asked "what if abortions were made illegal, would you punish women for getting them"? It was a retarded question how could u not look up where that quote came from?
>>70049016
Kasich won't win shit. Honestly
>>70049016
Why do you think it'd be higher than 0?
>>70045488
If he drops out, I'll eat a cow made of butter. Please let this happen
>>70048544
>independants and last-second voters are retarded
A shocking revelation.
>>70045488
NO CHEESE FOR RATO
>>70045488
I live too far away from my polling place with no car so I ain't voting. I think Cruz will win.
>>70045959
The Midwest was populated mostly by German and Scandinavian immigrants and suffer from the same delusion that those countries currently suffer from.
They're very high trust, conformist societies. Combine that with relatively low minority populations and you get people who have a really difficult time believing that their representatives don't actually have their best interests in mind and will vote for the most cucked politicians.
t. Minneapolisfag
>>70049016
Rato quitting will be bad for Kucksich since Cruz supporters will go to Trump due to similar policies and Kasich being the biggest liberal
>>70049134
well i dont know he could get rato's voters no ?
>>70045488
I know where I stand.
>>70048049
igh...I'm here for photos, so I don't know much about that stuff. I'll be back in FL by the end of the week.
>>70045959
We are the best.
>you get to experience all the benefits of seasonal weather changes.
> mostly white people
Here's my midwest gf
>>70049260
No. Kasich is liberal as they come and has mathematically 0% of getting enough delegates.
>>70049260
No since Rato voters will go for the most conservative and Kasich is the definiton of a RINO
>>70048177
Crippled America goes into great detail. You know, that BOOK he wrote?
>>70045488
NO CHEESE FOR RATO
>>70045488
MEME IT!
>>70049066
I've lived in both places. you're trading all that for humidity, rednecks, spice and niggers. Don't move to Tallanasty either unless you're just going to FSU.
North FL better mean beach house and boat or you're not upgrading.
Cruz would not say this if he thought he could lose
End of Rato
Czech 'em
>>70048921
How in the fuck can the media work so hard to keep the lid on all the sex scandals, wife disappears for better part of two weeks, and it's not a scandal?
If it was Trump, the media would be like, "day 3 of ivanka in hiding...".
>>70045959
*Most* of the Midwest is pretty based.
The major cities are all nigger-infested shitholes though, Chicago, St Louis, Des Moines, Milwaukee, Detroit, etc are all shit, and the super-tiny (<5K) poor towns are all full of evangelical trailer trash.
The small in-between towns are pretty good though.
As a rule, anywhere that's
1) 10K - 70K
2) 85-90% White
Is generally comfy as fuck.
>>70049346
A girl you raped at the mattress store is not your "girlfriend" Tyrone
>>70045677
Fuckin' fly over states. That's it.
>>70049601
I own the mattress store :)
Friendly reminder that NOBODY knows where the Midwest is.
>>70049066
>>70049448
And don't move to Bradenton/Sarasota unless you love being around geriatrics, 10-minute long red lights, and more nigger/spic infestations
>>70049585
Example
Des Moines
Population - 200K
Demographics - 71% White
Shithole
>>70046385
for you
>>70049016
Kasich is a literal who. I don't think anyone even knows he exists. I only just found out he was a runner a couple weeks ago during one of the debates.
>>70045959
I can't find the youtube, but there's literally nothing to do there. The vid I'm thinking of is Ohio State football fans drinking like crazy along a street littered with beer cans. Shows the culture there (or lack thereof).
sadly rato will easily take Wisconsin.
>>70049601
hahahhahahhaa
>>70049744
Example
Dubuque
Population - 58K
Demographics - 92% White
Comfy as fuck
>>70047350
>>70048764
I'm in Montana, my state is going red (it almost always does), the two candidates I want to win LEAST are in the lead on the Republican side. Why bother? My state is 3 electoral votes too. It simply doesn't matter.
I would say that I'm "pro Not Trump or Cruz" basically.
Does that mean I like Hillary? No.
But given the choices... lesser of evils.
>>70049585
my town is 50k and 90% white but they've recently discovered how much Somalis enrich us and have been inviting them by the thousands.
They are all blue pilled as fuck. Honestly the Midwest may turn out to be the worst in the long run because they will be the last ones to wake up.
>>70045488
Why are Wisconsins and Ohioans so stupid?
They could have ended the race if they voted for Trump, giving him the opportunity to rally the party WAY before Hillary is able to and wage a long, ruthless campaign against her.
Instead they vote for their meme candidates and prolong this stupid battle that only helps the demoshits.
>>70049511
>>70049773
.05 has been deposited to your account
Fuck off shill
>>70049448
>>70049707
Then where the fuck do I go
>>70049370
>Kasich
>liberal
I know Kasich isn't liberal, because I'm one and he's never at the meetings.
>>70045959
The midwest is where all the stereotypes of Americans come from
vote count is in how much time ?
>>70045677
Fuck you, I resent that as an Illinois-fag. We did our part, unlike some of these other faggots.
I'm looking at you Ohio. Fucking Kasich? Really?
>>70048527
well the housing and COL is cheap
in my part of Ohio
Atwater/Alliance
>>70045488
Damn i just broke up with my girl friend but this actually brighten up my day
please let it happen
>>70049433
>>70046385
>he doesn't know
>>70050000
>>70049511
Holy shit meme magic real
>>70050027
>Supports Common Core
>Supports TPP
>Got an F from the NRA before running
>Funded Obamacare while he was governor
Are you sure Kasich isn't liberal?
>>70049955
Shit dude, that sucks. Where are you at?
They're saying this because they know that Trump lost Wisconsin and he's fucked from now on.
>>70050078
9:00 PM ET
Convert it to your time.
Wisconsinfag here
The state sometimes swings red, we've got a republican governor for example but he was humiliated in his short lived presidential campaign.
Trump made the typical Trump move and didn't back down in speaking down upon Walker after Walker endorsed Cruz. So Cruz has gained a lot of support here because of the contempt for Trump.
I voted for Bernie because I'm a deluded idealist 22 year old but also because Hillary a shit
>>70049893
and I'll say that I'd vote Kasich over Hillary or Bernie.. but he won't get the nomination, and I wouldn't really consider myself pro Kasich either.
the candidate I liked most dropped out after the first debate, basically chased out by his own party for you know, making sense.
COME ON WISCONSIN
NO CHEESE FOR RATO
BASED NIGGER ON CNN DEFENDING TRUMP'S WALL MEMO
>>70050242
He's projected to win six states by the 27th.
When are the Wisconsin votes coming in? I don't even see it scheduled on decisiondesk yet.
>>70046036
Living dat ass lube life. Son.
Cruz gonna get annihilated
>>70045488
NO CHEESE FOR RATO
PRAISE KEK
>>70045488
No cheese for Rato sleaze!
>>70045677
Don't disagree but this state is in the outer midwest regio where Trump can actualy compete with Rato
Looking good so far
>>70050329
Losing WI is a game changer. Basically Cruz proved that he can do it so he'll get ALL the money and support flowing his way.
CANT STUMP
PLS KEK< LET TRUMP WIN< OH PLS KEK
>>70050575
>hungary
NO CHEESE FOR RATO SLEAZE!
LONG LIVE THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP, HAIL KEK!
>>70050611
deus vult
>>70050390
An hour and 10 minutes.
>>70050611
He is satisfied with your devotion but will stil make it chaotic.
>>70050611
KEK HAS BLESSSED US WITH DUBS
>mfw no one checks my ID
>>70050536
The meme magic is working
>>70050536
Holy shit, have all those polls been wrong?
>>70047477
>-50 in the winter
>150 in the summer
>200% humidity
>60mph winds all day every day
Yeah fuck the Midwest weather I don't miss it at all
>>70045677
Yeah nah not if I have anything to say about it
>>70050575
>Losing WI is a game changer.
How? It is literally impossible for Cruz to get enough delegates to outright get the nomination. All that matters for the GOP is to get it to a brokered convention, at which point they sure as hell won't nominated Cruz as their guy.
>>70050800
>>70050536
>self described moderate primary voters
kek
stop memeing guys we need a game plan. How are we going to Bruise the Cruz?
>>70045959
Midwest = cuckold scandis and germans who have never had to face the diversity their cuckservative politicos are importing.
>>70045488
The Don is going on...
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>>70048527
Ohio is the definition of DFC
Depressingly Flat Countryside.
>>70050536
wait, lou dobbs is still alive?
MeME magic is real.
Praise keke
>>70050242
I refuse to believe those lips aren't edited.
>>70045488
The only reason Ted said this is because he has guarantees that he will win.
Seriously guys, what are the chances Cruz pulls this off?
>>70050865
RARE
>>70051043
A C T I V A T E
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>>70050891
That's the thing, provided trump can get 12 of the 42 delegates, then its technically still a lost for Cruz who needs 80% to get the nomination. The only winner here is the establishment.
El rato must go dub confirm
GOD BLESS TRUMP
>>70050865
Wtf is that flag!?
GO BACK TO YOUR LEAF YOU MAPLE NIGGER
God Bless President Donald J Trump , God Bless.
>>70049016
>what if Cruz quit
>realistic answers, please
top kek
>>70048527
>>skyline chili across the street from a gold star chili or whatever it is
>>both just serve hot dogs/spaghetti with chili on them
this is what ohio truly is. i saw this almost a dozen times.
Women Wisconsin voters
>Cruz: 48%
>Trump: 35%
>Kasich: who cares
No wonder he's guaranteeing a win
>>70050611
>>70050800
>>70050823
>>70050830
PRAISE FOR KEK< TRUMP WILL WIN < PRAISE KEK
LOSE RATO LOSE
>>70051253
this coloring book is fucking bizarre
>>70045488
NO CHEESE FOR RATO SLEEZE!
>>70045488
Cruz is going to get BTFO tonight and have no idea why. Do it, Wisconsin. Do it for freedom.
>>70045488
TRUMP 2016
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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Piers defending us on CNN what the shit is going on in this world
>>70051287
PRAISE KEK
LOSE RATO LOSE
>>70049552
First time I see that flag
>>70051377
checked
>>70050865
wew lad
>>70051395
Link it
>>70048397
Interesting.
>>70045677
DISPEL THIS FICTION
>>70051021
how to Bruise the Cruz?
CAN'T BRUISE, WON'T BRUISE
>>70051287
KEK IS AMONG US
>>70048527
>Too many nigs in the city
>Lake is super polluted
>No mountains
>Cities are wastelands
>summer humidity
You can keep your shithole state. It may have been great in the time of JD Rockefeller, but no longer.
NO CHEESE FOR RATO SLEAZE!
>>70050891
>How?
This win will put Cruz over the top. He doesn't need much.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-cruz-idUSKCN0X22L2
> All that matters for the GOP is to get it to a brokered convention,
Yes.
> at which point they sure as hell won't nominated Cruz as their guy.
That's very unlikely. And Cruz is making sure this won't happen on a local level.
Gimme all those tasty (you)s
Some Mugi for the God Emperor.
>>70051657
HOLD IT RATO
