I've got all night lads
Are the women there qt22/7?
How do feel about speaking an Arab dialect?
>>70017790
I'm coming to you this summer. What can I do in Malta? I will be there with my family from my dad side. So are there some good clubs? Also what kind of culture/history stuff is worth visiting? I thought our house was near the beach with rocks or something?
Fuck off, Poland.
>>70017790
Have you sunk any Muslim pirates today?
>>70017790
is there still a holy order on the island?
>>70017979
Yea some of the women here are pretty hot desu but we've got our fair share of landwhales.
Why did they name both a Muppet AND a genre of porn after your second island?
>>70017790
My grandmother spoke highly of your country when she visited some centuries ago whats the situation like nowadays? How many shitskins?
Do you like maltesers?
>>70018016
Theres shit tonnes of stuff to do here. I storically very rich since it was conquered by tonnes of other countries. Medina and Valletta are amazing to visit plus the neolitihic temples in malta are some of the most ancient around. Clubbing wise its amazing in summer. Theres a place called Paceville and its were all of the youth here gathers, theres tonnes of clubs and the nightlifes great.
>>70017979
dont mind the dialect either desu mainly since its a mix of arab and italian
>>70018125
Wish I have boyo
>>70018156
I mean the hospitalliers are still "here" but their power has been greatly diminished and theyre basically here for show
>>70018207
I have no clue dude.
>>70017790
is your life potato?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c
>>70018212
Its under control(ish). Shitskins are coming by the dozens but far right parties are rising.
Is our country the new somalia?
>>70018332
Sounds really good. Give me some cool names of buildings or stuff like that? I will see if we can go to that club. Next question is are there many African scammers or thieves that try to steal your phone or other stuff from your pockets? In Barcelona it was awful nothing happened but you always had to be on your watch.
How is life on Malta? Are there many non Maltese people from western countries ?
>>70018283
Yup my fave choc desu
What does your mom think is the meaning of life?
>>70017790
>what's you job and how much money do you make?
>if you could start it all over again would you make the same choices?
>what's your biggest regret?
Are Maltese people even white?
>>70018786
>>70018823
>>70018591
Ggantija temples, Hypogeum of Hal Saflieni, Cathedral of St John and other realy nice places desu. Neaches are beautiful too (Ghajn Tuffieha) I mean theft isnt really rampant here but you always have to stay vigilant but most people are nice. In summer I think our population doubles with tourists to be honest so yea there are tonnes from britain,germany etc
Have you ever read V. By Thomas Pynchon?
>>70018853
>>70018698
Work
>>70018945
>>70018717
Still A student but I'll start working as a waiter after i finish my alevels
>>70018985
I'm so sorry.
>>70018786
I guess so yea pure maltese people are plus we've had alot of mixing with some northern countries. We could be considered like italians I guess
>>70018985
You're a pretty boring autistic kind of twunt, aren't you?
>>70017790
What is your signature food there in Vertical Poland?
>>70018598
Nice bro, good choice.
>>70017790
do you have a falcon?
>>70019122
Nah I'm actually writing my CV in the process. Hope youre doing the same spain LOL youre gonna have to send alot of them.
>>70019144
Pastizzi Dude if you come here you have to try them
>>70019085
For what?
>>70019214
Nah they became extinct here after a while cause hundreds of years ago we had to give a set amount of falcons to the spanish king to let us keep our country.
>>70018903
I just hope there aren't many mudslimes in your country since 98% is Catholic atleast that is what wikipedia said
>>70019323
Nah dont worry i mean you'll see some around but not alot of them. Becareful when youre in paceville and stray away from certain areas when its late (4am) some libyans and somalians start fights and stab people.
>>70019234
Not you, m8 - I was quoting the Swedish retard (unless he's some Mohammedan refuse that happens to live there)!
Hey
>>70019435
oh sorry mate he probably is LOL
>>70019435
Oh sorry dude he probably is LOL
>>70018207
What island?
>>70019503
Would you let jamal sleep with your wife's daughter?
>>70019733
Gozo
>>70019763
Would you?
>>70019763
Are you implying my daughters a goat?
ive been to malta and i enjoyed it, isnt maltese just arablish (arabic but in english), since some of the words are similar to arabic ?
>>70019823
Iva
>>70017790
How much Arabic do you understand if the average North African speaks?
>>70019970
just the numbers
>>70017790
What's it like being a cat?
Looks like we're 3 Maltese right now. Do you guys visit here often?
>>70019970
And some words.
>>70020086
Only when I'm bored /pol/ is satire anyway
>>70017790
How devout are the catholic girls there?
>>70017790
What will you do about the southern part of your island?
>>70017790
Do you like pic related ?
>>70017790
Does Malta have low tax in general?
>>70019100
>We could be considered like italians I guess
More like Sicilians mixed with Arabs
>>70020299
Maltese people are whiter than sicilians in my experience
>>70018549
>far right parties are rising
Nice to hear that, malta seems based enough
>>70020224
He already answered that
>>70020299
Some of us are pretty british looking mostly because of over 200 years as a british colony and the rich brits used to come here to evade the taxation there and enrich our women
>>70020225
http://yesitmatters.com/resources/taxation-matters/tax-rates/
>>70020403
Kind of. I lean to the right and I'm not sure what OP is saying. The ‘far right party’ (I believe he's referring to the ‘Maltese Patriots Group) which is rising is lead by dumbfucks which can't even speak in public.
Imperium Europa, although makes sense, is a total failure, at least until now.
We need a legit right party here, lead by smart people. George Tabone is a good example.
>>70017790
Have you removed any kebab's lately?
>>70020086
occasionally yea just decided to make this post for fun tho
>>70020299
>Sweden
>Hows your muslim minister doing?
how many Vella's live in Malta because I see so many in Australia.
>>70021378
These days have ceased to exist.
>>70021672
Lots. There are many Maltese in Australia.
>>70021672
Tonnes One of the most common here desu. Many maltese migrants came to Straya during the british colonisation
>>70021792
yeah my grandparents were from malta, they were allowed over here because of fighting in ww2
>>70021792
Ha taghmel l A levels? Jien first year Junior College hahah Biology u Chemistry. Int fejn skola?
>>70021792
i heard theres japanese in malta
What are your prospects? What kind of career opportunities do you islanders have? Or are you planning on doing something a bit more international?
>>70022014
Illiba second year jien JC bio u chem ukoll ALevels dis sena
>>70022014
Underage b8
>>70017790
why don't you join the great italian empire?
>>70022035
Career opportunities are pretty restricted here kindaaa but i plan on continuing on either neuroscience or genetics.
>>70022169
>Italian Empire
lol What empire does Italy have????
>>70022185
That's pretty cool. I forget is Malta an EU member?
>>70017790
Why are you proxy posting from a country no one cares about?
>>70022460
Sadly yes
>>70022141
Hahaha le onestament
>>70022115
Goodluck mate e. L organic ma Connie jdejjaqli zobbi imma x taghmel... Mank nafek qisna ghandna l istess viewsli persuni daqsna rari jkollhom. Qabda morda.
>>70017790
Is there still that hobo I saw at the bus stop?
>>70022574
DUDE ORGANIC MA CONNIE KONT JIEN UKOLL HAHAHAAH illiba x jismek?
>>70017790
A good friend of mine lives in Birkirkara, is it safe from muslims?
Is Malta:
A) Rightful British clay.
B) Rightful Italian clay.
C) Rightful Spanish clay.
D) Rightful muzzie clay.
>Holiday in Malta
>Buy trinket from local craft shop
>Elderly owner, little old lady
>"Because you're British I'll make sure to double wrap it".
>"If you were German I'd have made sure to break it before you left"
>>70022591
The guy who looks life father Christmas with the white beard and stuff?
>>70017790
Do you know Let. Baldachino and Norman Lowell?
What are your thoughts on Imperium Europa and how is nationalism doing on Malta?
>>70022681
Yea it is dont worry.
>>70021083
>Imperium Europa
I was reading about that party recently. Sounds very interesting, what do the Maltese think of them?
>>70022860
Glad to hear it. best of luck maltabro
>>70022751
Yeah although I wonder if we weren't under the British in WWII and Hitler have taken us without force maybe we would be living in a better world today
>>70022809
I'm not sure, it was a while ago but yeah I think he had a beard. When we saw him the most notable things we remember is there was a hole in his trousers and you could see his dick, and had a wrist-watch, which was odd for a hobo. If it helps I was staying at a hotel near the ocean
>>70022891
Alot of the maltese people think theyre delusional but to be honest its the media brainwashing them. They have alot of valid points, but currently theyre in a pretty shit state.
>>70017790
who is you're waifu
is Malta worth visiting?
>>70017790
Kelba
>>70023106
No waifu dude I aint into that anime stuffs
>>70023223
Kelba means bitch here
>>70022816
Yes I do. I simply wish Imperium Europa was ‘smarter’. It has practically failed although most of the views were valid.
What Malta needs, and all other EU countries which are in the risk of getting cucked/are cucked need is legit, smart and valid right parties which actually can make a difference. Hope for the best.
>>70023106
Definitely worth a visit though.
>>70023106
Not in it's current state unless you just want to enjoy the sun, especially southern Malta and Valletta which are full of immigrants, I would recommend going to Gozo in the Summer
>>70017790
are you that pastry-fucker who posts on mmo-champion constantly?
>>70022659
Ibghatli email [email protected] hahaha
>>70023318
aw siehbi addjani fuq fb jisimni got zucced ax ghandi postblock fuq l orginali
>>70017790
Christian Bahrain
>>70023318
hux man qalla norman qas biss qed jiprova fi zmien bhal dan issa hargu party gdid leftists fags ukoll. There is no hope anymore
>>70017790
Where in Malta are you? Have you retaken Valetta from the great pigeon invasion?
>>70017790
Will you stop fucking with my flag?
>>70023532
AYY KUWAIT SALAM
>>70023685
Jokes on you Poland you stole it from us
>>70023552
Vera l ewwel reazzjoni tieghi kienet bis serjeta? Centre left party iehor...
U tigux tghiduli imma din l ghaqda patrijotti maltin ma tantx tghogobni. Il leaders taghha mhux tajbin. George Tabone talla. Intelligenti u jaf jitkellem. Ma nafx x nistghu naghmlu.
>>70024070
Ma nafx onestament just spiccajna cucks ta kristu.
All we've seen of Malta on the news over here in the UK is shitskins. Shitskins piled onto your streets. Shitskins begging for handouts. Shitskins harassing tourists. I was planning on coming over this year but I really dont want to gib tourist monies to you guys unless the streets are cleared of turd worlders.
How safe is it?
>>70019431
Lol what? If that is true than even Germany sounds more safe
How does it feel being the only Semitic nation in Europe?
And yes, you are Semites for all intents and purposes.
I miss Kinnie
>>70024367
Yea happened like 3 times in the past year doesnt happen every week though obviously and now they amped up the police security too so its alot better.
>>70024323
Honestly the crime rate is low but that's because we give lots of free money you see them walking with the latest iphone and an overpriced headphones while I got a shitty lg but it's probably not that different from uk so I'll advise you to stay away from Valletta
>>70024466
we have a semitic language. But no we arent semites not all of us anyways.
>>70019262
Okay but seriously when I went to Malta these were the absolute best pastry I have ever laid my hands upon. Don't sleep on these, /pol/.
>>70023106
PLEASE TELL me there is a bulge under that skirt.
>>70024466
Plus we dont use arabic writing anyways.
>>70018332
Hey OP,
Do you have a lot of Refugees, Ghettos, problems with people intimidating tourists or locals??
I heard when I was a kid that in Hawaii you didn't want to find trouble with the Samoans since they were big and tough. So even in Hawaii you could have problems.
Anyway...
Are their Hostals/Hostels for less than $22 US Dollars a night in Malta??
Hey do you have old skeletons, skulls on display that look different like larger than normal??
Not sure if you are still hear as i just opened this post.
Are Blond Women naturally blonde there?
>>70017979
i was there last week, no handsome men or women, it's because they have such a lw population so even though they come from many backgrounds and are really mixed they are inbred as fuck
>>70025540
Nah refugees arent a huge problem desu so dont worry.
there are tonnes of cheap hostels around but i dont know if its less than 22 dollars. My friends and I used to rent a hotel room in paceville for around 20 euros a night so i think so. There are the catacombs you can visit (legend says theyre connected to the ones in rome) and the hypogeum . If i remember correctly one of my friends was telling me about a large skull which was unique and it was stolen froma museum so i assume there are other skulls and skeletons around. Some Blondes are naturally blonde here but I'm assuming its cause of interbreeding with northerners.
>>70025957
dude believe me there are.
>>70024468
GOD TIER DRINK DESU
>>70025957
There are. Where did you visit?
>>70018591
>in Barcelona it's awful.
Can you explain? I was told about pick pockets before going to Paris but I feel like they're a myth. How do you know if someone gets close? I should mention that 100% Slovak and have a pretty mean-looking face so western Europeans are normally scared of me. Idk if the pickpockets thought the same
>>70026460
Can confirm went to Paris got camera stolen by some nigger, also the elevator in the Eiffel tower is prime game for them, paris was so shit to visit if I wanted to see hundreds of niggers I would have stayed here
>>70026421
medina valletta paceville
The food was horrible and it was windy as fuck, I hope it's better in the summer. I stayed in valletta (rented an apartment) I went to a place called empire something to watch batman v superman nad you guys had intermission. wtf??
>>70026834
>talking about how shitty paris is
>not mentioning the literal smell of shit
>>70026843
You didn't even have good looking people in ads at the movie theater... Also your beer is good
Some museum workers are assholes though, it's as if they didn't care. I went into a museum / cinema (weird) in valletta called the malta experience or some shit and it was litterally a video wtf niggers
>>70023374
>>70023352
>>70023465
I consider US Caribbean Islands and British Caribbean Islands expensive and they serve the Wealthy.
Like if I had a boat and sailed to Malta would the Marinas be very expensive, hotels very expensive, and Restaurants Very Expensive.
I feel like $20 US Dollars a day is what I like to spend, but it always comes out a little higher even in third world countries.
Maybe I could just rent a room in a house that catered to tourists and didn't mind late night comings and goings for like $15 US Dollars a Day?
Or a Hostal/Hostel for $15 US Dollars a Day.
Just eat produce and cheese and bread for $2 meal?
Or is Malta a Tax haven where they don't like Backpack Travelers??
>>70027133
I don't believe Malta is very expensive.
What's the general opinion on when the UK owned Malta?
How's the binge drinking op? I read sometime ago that you guys had the highest rates of binge and teen binge drinking in the world.
Probably with the fact that it's a tiny island and there's not much to do lol
>>70025986
Thanks OP.
And The Knights of Malta server the Pope.
But the Knights of Malta might just be the most well known for this. And KOM sit in the UN as Representatives of the Pope I think.
Would Malta Answer the Call to War if needed by the Pope?
>>70027418
Pretty much yeah. There's this place called Paceville full of night clubs. It's full of teens and tourists especially during summer. What you read is true.
>>70027661
Would this Pope ever ask us to go to war?
>>70026843
why the fuck would anyone go to malta other season but summer? I hope you had pussy at least.
>>70027384
Thanks.
Maybe Malta is just European kind of Expensive. Smaller food portions, you buy bottled water for a Euro, Taxes on all Restaurant Bills, maybe 18% service tip included on Restaurant bills?
US is starting to look like Euro kind of expensive in the same way regarding food... even in the cheaper cities.
Our big cities are expensive in USA, no doubt about that.
Do you have a lot of older Hotels that haven't been upgraded? In Latin American these become Hostals. So anything in the $50 Euro Range is older Room without any real remodeling??
>>70023374
>>70023352
>>70024468
Bitter Orange Juice can be great.
>>70027940
Actually I don't think so OP.
I kind of liked Frances when he came in. I have some doubts now in view of his statements on the global stage in this later era.
But as the powers make their moves to secure positions for their legacy and family in a global world... I still think the Pope is anti-war.
Perhaps he would do well to expose more secrets of the Western Powers.
Like Secret Finance, Secret Tax Avoidance, Secret Political Deals, Secret Histories.
We live in a world of secret where the Elites have near total control.
>>70027940
Sorry about the Image OP.
I wanted to post something related to Malta, but didn't open it to see what it was.
Too many Nazi references to be tasteful and not offensive to someone from Malta.
I'm just a net surfer and not so political to hold to conspiracies of crazy Freemason control.
Again Sorry OP & Those from Malta.
>>70028318
You tip how much you like. Food from the typical Kiosks/Pastizzi around Malta cost little.
There are definitely such cheap hotels, I'm not sure what the exact price ranges are.
>>70028820
I think the reason why this Pope was chosen is clear. The church wants to attract teens, millenials, liberals... By also being ‘progressive’. The church wanted to remove the aristocratic stigma it has by choosing such a Pope.
>>70027418
drinkings out of the roof here cuase its cheaf as fuck you can get a bottle of shit vodka for 5 euro. In the past week I got properly smashed like 3 times and i'm 17 (legal age to drink here)
>>70029286
It's not ‘offensive’, don't worry haha.
>>70028318
BTW OP and other Maltese...
The Flag or Icon on this image of Order of Malta maybe a Fake as it has what looks like a US Department of Defense Seal in the Middle.
Is this a fake, OP?
Any Anon?
A quick search did not show a similar seal or flag for the Order of Malta.
And I don't want to Offend anyone.
>>70017790
Are you white?
>>70029784
Italian and british roots yep im very much white.
>>70029750
Im not sure to be honest with you i ve never seen anything like it i think the source image is of something else though. The proper cross is without the badge in the middle.
>>70017790
Have you ever been to Gululu? Its a restaurant.
>>70029919
proof? show dick
>>70030323
Did you like the traditional food?
>>70029488
Yeah, that is how I took the New Pope. I guess that is what I liked.
The Vatican II Conference in the 1960s seemed to pave the way for forgiveness, humanism, less guilt, and a way to include people in Western Countries in Euro and America that had become so liberal... or was it Vatican III and did it happen before the Liberalization of Europe the German Student Movement and the Counter Culture in USA??
Pope Francis seems to be a link back to Vatican II and toward anti-corruption.
This week with Panama Papers, IMF Conference Minutes on causing a crash of Greek Economy, the Failure of Bailouts and Humanity for Greeks, and Failure to address wars in the Middle East and the 5 Million Refugees...
Seems we actually needed Pope Francis to make his promises come true.
- If I go Off shore I can cut jobs, put people on welfare, bring in slave labor, depress Labor Benefit, Destroy the Middle Class, Destroy Nationalism, and... create secret bank accounts off shore and secret investments.
>>70030025
Thanks.
>>70030443
Post face & Tits with date time stamp or GTFO.
WTF this isn't B/
>>70030570
Yes, I visited last summer with some friends and Gululu gave us a giant menu for free because we seemed so interested! We had rabbit stomach, kalmari, a bunch of other rabbit meat, special pasta, and loads of strange yet delicious stuff.
Really good trip desu and your nightlife is pretty fun and cheap.
Pretty annoying that you fucks stole our flag to begin with but its cool.
Pic was taken by me
>>70018589
Kek
>>70031258
I know where that street is.
>>70031258
Sounds like you had fun! Happy to hear, hope we can keep the flag then haha
>>70026843
>medina valletta paceville
kek you won´t find any pretty women there for sure. certainly not in st julians or paceville. Only Russian prostitutes.
>>70031258
I think I prefere the archetecture in this picture to typical Latin American street.
But if that is Valletta, the capital,... I guess capitals always have more money and look better than much of the country.
Mdina looks like great engineering who ever built it.
Sliema looks nice from first glance. Probably lots of cities around Valletta are nice looking.
I wonder if Portugal or Crete are similar.
I'm not in EU, so don't think I get easy way to live in Malta, Croatia, Italy, Greece, France, Spain, or Portugal.
>>70032546
Jeez. Thanks for the Tip.
Maybe though... does that mean they are cheaper cities to live in??
I've seen where Brits move to Turkey part of the year since the housing is more cheap. Maybe it is like the motivation for the Russians.
Maybe I was thinking many people in Malta, Cypress, Crete, Sardinia, Santorini, Miorca look more like Sara Silverman.
>>70028318
Restaurants Avg.
Meal, Inexpensive Restaurant 12.00 €
Meal for 2 People, Mid-range Restaurant, Three-course 50.00 €
McMeal at McDonalds (or Equivalent Combo Meal) 7.60 €
Domestic Beer (1 pint draught) 2.50 €
Imported Beer (11.2 oz small bottle) 2.00 €
Cappuccino (regular) 1.68 €
Coke/Pepsi (11.2 oz small bottle) 1.38 €
Water (11.2 oz small bottle) 0.95 €
http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Malta
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Shopping
Eggs (dozen) 2 EUR
Milk (1 litre) 1 EUR
Rice (1kg) 1.75 EUR
Loaf of white bread 1 EUR
Chicken breasts (1kg) 6.50 EUR
Pack of cigarettes (Marlboro) 5 EUR
Eating out
Big Mac Meal 8 EUR
Coca-Cola (330ml) 1.35 EUR
Cappuccino 1.65 EUR
Bottle of beer (local) 2.50 EUR
Three-course meal for two at a mid-range restaurant 50 EUR
http://www.expatarrivals.com/malta/cost-of-living-in-malta
- Inflation is a Killer, but looks like a Backpacker might do okay.
http://www.maltainsideout.com/24220/cost-of-living-in-malta/
http://www.an-american-in-malta.com/the-cost-of-living-in-malta.html
Looks like Renting Apartments is good deal OP.
Health Care looks cheap too or reasonable compared to USA.
Free Health Care to Maltese Citizens.
can u post maltese cuties
>>70017790
why did yuo legalize Divorce? Its only us who hasn't have divorce yet. Why did u left us??? ; _ ;
