Links updated for 4 April
http://pastebin.com/7MbBDnjq (Check it!)
Southfront –Military review 4 April
https://youtu.be/Mn150EX6snw
>Interview w/ Assad
http://youtu.be/wELCDCPsw6M
PERMANENT MAPS
>Live hohol with ticker
http://syria.liveuamap.com/
>Interactive military map
http://militarymaps.info/
>Syria conflict map
http://www.cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map/
> Syria Civil war
www.edmaps.com/html/syrian_civil_war_in_maps.html
RECENT MAPS
>Daraa (April 3)
https://i.imgur.com/wcWei0N.jpg
>E. Homs Roads (April 3)
https://i.imgur.com/di9eQl6.jpg
>Iraq map (April 3)
https://i.imgur.com/EmaP4aC.jpg
>Syria Map (April 3)
https://i.imgur.com/yVWkOtU.jpg
>Qayartayn (April 3)
http://a.top4top.net/p_93w83r1.jpg
>N. Aleppo (April 2)
https://i.imgur.com/NI7YSf6.jpg
>Tel al Eis (April 2)
https://i.imgur.com/iy5Y6pZ.jpg
>Hasakah (Mar 31)
https://i.imgur.com/ptXOtsN.jpg
>East Ghouta (Mar 30)
http://a.top4top.net/p_89djay1.jpg
DEVELOPMENTS 5 April
>Al-Nusra downs Su22 aircraft , captures pilot in Aleppo
>Syrian Army officially defeats the ISIS offensive in Deir Ezzor
>Syrian Army, Hezbollah mobilize men to restart southern Aleppo operations
>Syrian Army assembles to push deep into ISIS-held oil area in the Homs desert
>U.S. extradites Singapore man for exporting Iraq bomb parts
>Iraqi forces free prisoners from underground ISIL jail
>Yemeni Army, Houthis launch counter-offensive inside Saudi Arabia
>Hezbollah, Syrian Army storming Tal Al-‘Eiss in southern Aleppo
>ISIS launches counter-offensive in east Damascus
>Russian Ka-52 “Alligator” helicopters arrive in Syria
> China announces sanctions against North Korea
Last Thread: >>70001871
1st for Greater Syria
>>70013889
SAAnime!
daeshbags and the Free Syrian Army are nothing alike. FSA fights for freedom and democracy for the Syrian people.
>>70013889
>>70014149
Don't you have a somalian cock to suck.
>>70014238
Time to sleep, gn /sg/. Hope I am waking up to Trump winning Wisconsin
>>70014149
t. Abdullah
VIRAL THIS AND GET TRUMP TO RETWEET IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdO09gGeO0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdO09gGeO0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdO09gGeO0M
FIGHT SOROS HERE, HELP BUMP PLEASE, SHILLS AND SLIDING ARE OUT OF CONTROL
>>70006742
>>70006742
MAGA
A
G
A
>>70014325
That's one hell of a sleep pattern you've got there.
>>70014318
>>70014149
citation needed
>>70014325
good night!
Are we still doing these?
And yes I'm still alive.
>>70007854
>>70013573
On Monday morning, the Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Sham (ISIS) launched a large-scale offensive around the Deir Ezzor Governorate to seize several Syrian Arab Army (SAA) strongholds before the latter lifts the siege on this desert province in eastern Syria. The terrorist group began the offensive by launching 4 VBIEDs (vehicle borne improvised explosive device) at the southern gates of the Deir Ezzor Military Airport; however, these suicide attacks were repelled before they could reach their intended targets. Following the failed suicide attacks, the terrorist group stormed the Deir Ezzor Military Airport, the nearby village of Al-Jafra, and the western perimeter of the provincial capital, where they attempted to break-through the Syrian Arab Army’s front-line defenses. The only area where ISIS was able to achieve any-kind of success was the village of Al-Jafra; but, this was only temporary because the Syrian Arab Army’s 137th Artillery Brigade of the 17th Reserve Division was able to reclaim all of their lost territory.
more:
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/syrian-army-officially-defeats-isis-offensive-deir-ezzor/
>>70014519
You can say a lot of bad things about Assad, but his taste of women is patrician tier.
>>70014577
I wonder how many ISIS fighters died trying to take Deir Ezzor.
>>70014577
Wait, the 17th of the 137th weren't the ones who repelled the last massive attack to DE too? Those guys are awesome.
14th for fighting the Turkish/Reddit invasion of /sg/
>>70014768
137th of the 13th*
>>70014768
>>70014678
Seems like they keep trying each week at least 2 times
>>70014646
He seems like a stern but kind and fair father.
>>70014835
Who the fuck cares about your nigger countries. Niggeria, Bazinga, South Africa. Same shit.
>>70014829
of the 17th :))
they are the ones that took the oil fields too
I really hope Assad can hold Syria together and rebuild it when finished. I've wanted to visit Damascus for years.
>>70015133
They will be balkanized
deir ez zor soon?
welcome turkish and reddit friends.
feel free to rest at our guest accommodation area.
>>70014519
guess which one has a dick
>>70015075
>of the 17th
Anyway, those guys are legends.
>>70015074
>displaying/boasting about your ignorance on worldly events
Definitely a Syrian refugee.
13702
>>70015367
nklb
>>70014519
>not Comfy M.D,
I do not believe you
Nagorno-Karabakh republic's army accuses Azerbaijani forces of shelling northern section of frontline with tanks, mortars despite ceasefire - Interfax
![1459869569006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KQ05NsN.jpg "1459869569006[1].jpg")
https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/717021390176722944
>>69926464
Updates? Did Russia do the strike?
>>70015377
Comfy little place. Pretty dark, and the snacks are extra spicy.
>>70015436
>Nigger thinks he is relevant
Your only "relevancy" is your cheap labour to your new chinses overlords and your nautral resources, you AIDS-infested monkey fucker.
>>70014519
Asma is a jew whore.^:)
>>70015367
can you fuck off natalia?.
>>70015598
btfo
>>70015628
kankerzooi
SOUTHFRONT
International Military Review – Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ1Q2BJmvpg
>>70015566
Keep an eye over your shoulder.
You're soon on your way back to Turkey before getting your immigration papers finalized.
>>70014927
>And this, Kareem, is where you put the ignition fuse to finish the VBIED
>>70015743
But I like it here!
>>70015814
Here doesn't like you though.
>>70015940
Too bad.
>>70015327
Just the shitty north that nobody will ever visit.
Damascus will be in Assad's control though
>>70015367
Will you accept my services as a loyal subject of the Russian Empire?
>>70014483
why are you in kuwait today?
>>70016083
THANKS NATALYA
A photographer documents the monuments destroyed by ISIS in Palmyra
http://imgur.com/gallery/znuYy
>>70015367
Let me sodomize you
>>70015133
Honestly? I don't think he can. He is just simply not the man for the task. But something tells me he doesn't have much influence in this game, and the outcome will really depend on the rest of the Ba'ath Party and the key SAA people like the Beast.
>>70015144
This is actually very good picture of Assad. Those big ears and weirdly rounded head don't serve him right, but that headphone fixes both issues.
>>70016079
I think the kurds will get the north, east will be still at war between ISIS and the moderate beheaders and the west/coastline will belong to Assad. If Assad is really eager to liberate whole Syria, he will have to go to war against the kurds.
>>70016115
>yet another person falls for the tripcode fag
>>70016152
Gontrats! Now you must chose a life companion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hG3JrAS5E
>>70016115
im always in kuwait
How does someone get into wartime journalism ? Ive always wanted to do this, right on the front lines. Am i stupid for that?
>>70016341
in a previous thread you mentioned you never lived in aleppo, I missed the end of that discussion, have you lived your whole life in kuwait?
>>70016438
Well, speaking the local languages is a big plus.
>>70016341
> t. Aleppo Syrian
weren't you just in syria though? or just visiting
>>70015367
Are you a pokeman?
>>70016492
yes
>>70016550
im born and live here
>>70016575
nice get
but she's not a pokemon. don't know what answer you were expecting.
>>70016324
Can I have the Siberian grill that passes by on 1:15 ?
Greetings Pootenist.
Selfie with the recently downed Sukhoi behind me
Syria5yearsOn
>>70015940
Get in, Poland!
You know what I've just realized.
In about 5 years all the German flags on here will be Syrians.
The /sg/ Civil War is soon upon us, lads.
>>70014519
USA is about to get a huge upgrade in first ladies
>>70016539
Does being armed make me a combatant?
>>70016878
Goddamn...
Guys, isnt this one the airstike /sg/ helped with?
The coordinates ae very near...
>>70016826
shitposting aside, seriously you will pay the consequences of getting too close with those terrorists
>>70016492
I don'tthink its stupid. You raise the chance of death that's true but the choice is always your. I do however think that journalists are somewhat respected by both sides of a war unless they are shilling for one side, on the other hand if you go to an arab conflict you might end on the next beheaded video scene shot with your own camera and you as the main protagonist. You could just sign up to a big news group as a journalist, do a little ground work, go to conflicted areas inland and slowly but easy get to go and see a real war
>>70016953
:DD
>>70016897
Yes, but typically journalists get heavy protection.
>>70015367
Will Raqqa fall in the next year?
>>70015367
Shall I find love of my life in 30 days from now?
>>70016826
Which one is you?
>>70017250
Welcome to the gulag, tavarish. Here welcome turnip, and here your shovel. We start work 5 in morning. Get sleep, ground soft this time of year.
>>70014519
Man black people literally look like monkeys. What suffering must it be to see your face in a mirror every morning. Thank you god for giving me blue eyes.
>>70017250
Fuck, second time I ask this shit and second time Natalia sends me to Gulag
Fuck this I'm ordering a hooker
>>70017257
non denominational muslim?
>>70016798
Fine! as you wish
>>70015367
Will I get to cuddle with a cute girl this year?
>>70017471
NOT HER THE OTHER ONE
>>70014332
>>70014325
>>70016878
since when did this become trump general
>>70015367
C-Can we be friends ? :)
>>70015367
Will Russia finally impose an electrical blackout on Turkey so we won't have them shitposting on /sg/?
>>70016951
I don't think so, this is the place we gave the coordinates of:
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=36.134465&lon=37.034451&z=19&m=b
correct me if I'm wrong
>>70017021
think you meant to reply to >>70016438
>>70017675
you cant stump the trump, ireland
>>70017424
Ah... yes?
>>70015367
Do you like hairy men?
>>70017741
[excited screaming]
>>70014332
>>70014325
>>70016878
keep the trump to his own thread ok
>>70017800
shit.. yeah it was to him, I don't know how that happen..
I wonder how much Ottoman when get paid to shill for akp and anti-assad faggotry.
>>70015367
I know it's fine, but I wanted a straight answer.
>>70017352
>ground soft this time of year.
KEK
>>70017596
My bad brother! Here all your
>>70017375
post news about Russian national guard.
why now and for what purpose ?
>>70017814
I know kiddo
>>70017817
salam brother. one day we will end all these heretical sects and unify the Muslims under one religion called Islam only. all other sects will be eradicated.
>>70017915
Ask your mother's who is getting tokmak'd my teacher :DD
>>70015367
Will I find love this year?
>>70017876
when trump wins, that picture will have 3 leaders, instead of 2
>>70017921
>All Poles are being send to the gulag
This is scaringly accurate
>>70017991
Great now I just need two hairy camels, two bows and a fancy tent and you never going to hear from me again
>>70016826
All of these people will be dead in a year
The lucky ones will die in battle while the unlucky ones will be identified after the war from this photo and beaten to death with straps in a basement
>>70017915
>roma
get out of here fatih
>>70017352
>>70017980
Ground soft
that got me
>>70014332
The majority of /pol/ is all over meme elections, leave /sg/ out of it, thnx.
>>70018400
>GeY
oh, fuck off!
>>70018223
Love the image! Thank you!
>>70018400
hello my gay friend
>>70015367
Will I finally marry this year?
>>70018451
Why you're swearing at yourself?
>>70018400
>>70014519
Prove you're Comfy M.D.
WATCHING DEGENERATE GOATFUCKING SCUMS GETTING #REKT TO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82OM5tzcrk
>Saudi Arabia’s 'religious police' arrest doll mascot for breaching Sharia Law
NICE TO SEE WESTERN IDEOLOGY BEING IMPLEMENTED IN ONE OF OUR GREATEST ALLIES
https://www.rt.com/news/331911-mascot-arrest-saudi-sharia/
>Al Nusrah Front (al Qaeda in #Syria) shows the captured regime pilot in new video #Aleppo
Someone find the vid
>>70018400
>>70018451
what does russian news say about creation of national guard ?
if not for putin our news would be half empty
http://www.15min.lt/naujiena/aktualu/pasaulis/vladimiras-putinas-nurode-kurti-nacionaline-gvardija-57-606467
>>70019049
searching
Jihadist forces use anti-aircraft missile to down Syrian jet: government
On Monday morning, the Jihadist rebels of Harakat Ahrar Al-Sham shot down a Syrian SU-22 aircraft that was seen flying a reconnaissance mission over the strategic village of Tal Al-‘Eiss in southern Aleppo. The pilot was able to eject from the aircraft before it crashed; however, this resulted in his subsequent capture by the Jihadist rebel forces near Tal Al-‘Eiss. According to Syrian government officials, the SU-22 was downed by an anti-aircraft missile (MANPAD) that was allegedly in the possession of the Jihadist forces on Monday. As of now, the use of a MANPAD to down the aircraft is mere speculation; it has not been proven, despite several claims made by social media activists.
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/jihadist-forces-use-anti-aircraft-missile-syrian-jet-government/ | Al-Masdar News
>>70016953
>>70017257
>Believing that fagnigger
>>70019040
I see they already beheaded her
Justice is swiftly delivered in Saudi Arabia!
>>70018105
aleykumselam brother i hope this too
>>70019049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdOBTrZYmLc&feature=youtu.be
>>70019086
Piece of shit article.
>Putin wants to turn away attention from economical problems
We have to look at ourselves what we did to our economy with these sanctions.
>All the ISIS passports captured by #YPG had turkish stamps. That means all the terrorists made it through turkey. (video)
https://twitter.com/Furiouskurd/status/715521212621922304
>>70019049
>>70019153
man, that guy is in for a world of pain
>>70019347
BUY OUR APPLES
>>70019288
Nice, that was quick 10x. any Arabs willing to translate.
>>70019347
i don`t even read articles, only titles and some top rated comments. on delfi
>>70019040
>the U.S. is allied with Saudi Arabia and Israel
You can't make this up folks!
>>70019541
also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlnYf7-HFPI
>>70019502
fucking epic
>>70019621
Me to, I mostly read when people gives me a link.
>>70015556
The last time ivan asked for an airstrike it took two days.
>Another Russian Spetsnaz officer killed in Syria
>Reported that the Spetsnaz officer of the Russian Interior Ministry unit 'Itiaz", Vadim Tomakob, was killed in a mission in Syria.
http://rusvesna.su/news/1459876996
>>70019881
Yikes.
>>70020015
get's worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEv_etJcFEk
From recent ISIS video.
Was it suicide bomber?
>>70019086
>what does russian news say about creation of national guard ?
that's news to me. What national guard? Need to browse trhough runet, but i feel too lazy now, just scrolling /sg/ in half-conscious mode.
>>70020109
Yes with car
>>70020015
My sides XD
>>70020109
where is that? deir?
>>70020015
>dat wedding ring
>dat feels
>>70020221
Your country is named after a bird
Hahhahahahahahahha.
>>70020091
delet
>>70020091
New meme when?
>>70020397
This birdconquered half of world ;)
>>70019049
I salute him.
>>70020091
Poor guy.
>>70020109
VBIED.
>>70020242
Looks looks it's ISIS Iraq. here's a mirror of the vid, loads faster than archive org
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x425loc
>>70020582
T. a US vassal
>>70020221
Talking turkey
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rVIk-YI1xU
Reminder that at least 80% of the namefags in this thread are looked down upon for attention seeking.
If you use a name here and don't have a good reason please take yourself to reddit or somewhere where you'll fit in.
>>70020397
actually, the bird was named after the country
>When Europeans first encountered turkeys in America, they incorrectly identified the birds as a type of guineafowl – i.e., as members of a group of birds which were thought to typically come from the country of Turkey. The name of the North American bird thus became "turkey fowl", which was then shortened to just "turkey".
>>70015367
I love you
>>70020676
My flag's so special I don't even need to call myself "Cyprusbro"
Who is currently winning the civil war?
>>70020582
We did too. Now look at us. LOOK AT YOU
>>70020780
nyet ;_;
>>70020780
see >>70017352
>>70020637
T.A Great Ally. Nato is nothing without us ;)
>>70020676
>This mad
Look, I named myself Gunshotta.
I'm proud of myself.
>>70020803
"Cyprusbro that gets triggered by Greater Syria everytime" would be more fitting
Why does ISIS do these kind of SVBIED attacks?
Suicide bombing just in general seems like a complete waste of manpower. Is it effective as a millitary tactic?
I've seen some videos where it seems to be used effectivelly.
>>70020676
Nanana booboo
>>70020952
You know I just reply to you for fun because I want to bump the thread and have nothing better to do on the thread :^)
On that note: Kill yourself, faggot
>>70019541
not arab but i will do you a favor for 10% off on my low loan credit merchent
OLD COCKY SANDNIGGER IN THE BEGGINING
we salute our couragous heros
here is a plane that has crashed (shot down)
QA:
X: YOUR FULL NAME?
PILOTE: KHALED AHMED SAIID
X:YOUR RANK?
PILOTE: CAPTAIN
X: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
PILOT: SOMETHING SIMMILAR TO LASIKIA* (PRONUNCIATION IS SHIT) I STUDIED THERE IN THE AIR FORCE ACADEMY
X: WHAT WAS YOUR RANK AT GRADUATION?
PILOT: LIEUTENANT
X:WHERE DID YOUR MAIN OPERATIONS TAKE PLACE?
PILOT: I MOVED FROM DIFERENT AIRPORTS FROM RENSB* AIRPORT TO DJEYSH* AIRPORT TO TABKA* TO TIFOU* TO SHAHT*
X: WHAT WAS THE PLAYING WAS ACTUALLY IN USE FOR THIS SPECIFIC MISSION
PILOT: SU -22 THE MISSION WAS AROUND THE NORTH TEL 3ISS
1ST ATTACK SECOND AND THIRD ATTACK
A SHOT LIT THE PLANE IN FIRE I TRIED TO EXTINGUISH IN VAIN AND I CRASHED
PLACES AND PROPER NAMES ARE INACCURATE MAINLY TO SHIT PRONUNCIATION DUE TO THE SHOCK OR SOMETHING ANYWAY THAT THE BEST YOU GOT FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
>>70020676
(you)
>>70021166
Not while there's still work to do
pls post qt syrian news anchors
>>70021181
thx bro!
>>70020907
>NATO is nothing with US
>Tfw Turkey doesnt even merit a sliver in the pie
>>70021138
It's the equivalent of an airstrike for them. a huge explosion that they can direct precisely. better than shooting inaccurate artillery when your'e storming some place.
>>70021181
Thanks greatest ally.
>trip and namefags believing they aren't reddit
lmao desu
Any news on /sg/ airstrike called by Ivan Sidorenko, the russian adventurer?
I was offline and I crave news
>>70021594
>BUrGER THINKS BUDGET MEANS POWER
How precise are Russian airstrikes?
>>70021768
accurate within 5 light seconds
>>70021694
if this was plebbit I could downvote that balding tranny
>>70021761
>globalfirepower
top kek roachie
>>70021594
>doesnt know what is man power
>>70021761
>roach thinks money isnt power
t. not a collapsed empire
>>70021812
Every weapon is that accurate
>>70021694
AnzuJamu is cute, CUTE
>>70021761
You're out of your fucking mind if you think that the US doesn't have the most powerful military on the planet.
>>70021694
(you)
>>70021965
>doesnt know roaches are napalm fuel
true story
>>70021694
>Likes a trannie anime degenerate
>thinks he's /pol/
>>70022042
US hase the most powerful military on the planet.
>#Syria #Aleppo Pro #FSA claim #FSA took some #SDF #YPG CP and HQ inside #SheikhMaqsood #Kurds
https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/717425898010574851
Would you rather see a Greater Iran or Greater Syria?
>>70022159
>balding trannie anime degenerate
>>70022202
They're trafficking CP in a war zone?
>>70022267
>balding tranime degenerate turkroach
>>70021965
I've seen how you fight. You only women and children to fight.
>>70022202
>kurds fighting "moderates"
fucking good
>>70022251
Iran
Arabs<Persians
>>70022251
I am all in for a return of the Persian empire.
>>70021707
https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1
>>70022405
Stop posting butts.
>>70022544
>>70022405
please, it's too early for this.
>>70022439
thank you northern leaf man
>>70022379
The ethnic hierarchy in the Middle East from best to worst:
Persians
Arabs
Africans(niggers)
Turks
>>70022251
>tfw nobody wants to restore the Roman Republic, the peak of mankind
>>70022544
>>70022405
>Cartoons
>>70022267
>>70022159
Anzu is a girl dumbfucks
>>70022717
Honestly Turks only because they're all of the above and kinda the reservoir in which all the worst parts of arabs, niggers, balkan slavs, greeks and so on surface.
>تحت أقدام المجاهدين
You know Assad is runinig out of pilots when you see a 52 years old Colonel in action. Goddamn he needs to give Putin a rim job or something in order to get more Russian air support.
https://twitter.com/Mr_Ghostly/status/717326971999399936
يا لهُ من يوم، يوم جميل.
>>70022745
>3D
>>70022822
>Anzu is a girl
Prove it
>Silence every time.
>>70022717
>TURKS
nice try negro
>>70022822
Consider the following
>>70020676
Only reason I come here nowadays are to see the namebros make memes and have fun
>>70022745
>a whore you will never be with
>>70023194
Are you suggesting that you are "with" your cartoons? How long have you been together?
>>70022745
TURAN STRONK!!!
>>70023090
Thank you
>ALI: We're gettin' in through the IRAQ here, up through into to the main oilflieds here, and major population centers are here. Having grabbed his people, we inform Assad that they are in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?
>SUICIDE BOMBER MAHMUD: What exactly are the demands?
>SALMAN: We're giving Assad two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Syrian Ba'athist State, and if he doesn't agree immediately, we execute them.
>ABDUL: Cut their heads off?
>ALI: Cut all their bits off. Post them on twitter on the hour every hour. Show him we're not to be trifled with.
>SALMAN: And of course, we point out that he bears full responsibility when we chop them up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail!
>SUICIDE BOMBERS: No blackmail!
>SALMAN: He has bled us white, the bastard. He has taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
>JOHN: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
>SALMAN: Yeah.
>JOHN: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
>SALMAN: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what has he ever given us in return?!
>MAHMUD: The tourists?
>>70022251
Greater Iran (aka Eranshar), with Armenia as a client kingdom
The good old days of the Sasanid dinasty
>>70023090
>>70023404
>SALMAN: What?
>MAHMUD: The tourists
>SALMAN: Oh. Yeah, yeah. He did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
>SUICIDE BOMBER #3: And the sanitation.
>JOHN: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, SALMAN. Remember what the city used to be like?
>SALMAN: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the tourists and the sanitation are two things that the Assads have done.
>ABDUL: And the roads.
>SALMAN: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the tourists, and the roads--
>SUICIDE BOMBER: Industry.
>MAHMUD: Medicine.
>ISIS LEADERS Huh? Heh? Huh...
>SUICIDE BOMBER #2: Education.
>SUICIDE BOMBERS: Ohh...
>SALMAN: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
>SUICIDE BOMBER #1: And the wine.
>SUICIDE BOMBERS: Oh, yes. Yeah...
>ALI: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Salman, if the Seculars left. Huh.
>SUICIDE BOMBER: Public swimming pools.
>JOHN: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, SALMAN.
>ALI: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
>SUICIDE BOMBERS: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
>SALMAN: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, industry, roads, a toursim, and public health, what has the Assadclan ever done for us?
>MAHMUD: Brought peace.
>SALMAN: Oh. Peace? Shut up!#
>>70023068
>>70023005
SHES A GIRL YOU STUPID FUCKS
>>70023495
>>70023495
I know where he lives
>>70023581
>he
wew lad, where is proofs
>>70023495
>Anzu is a girl
Prove it
>>70020952
>>70021166
>>70022251
I might have a nice solution to this that everyone will like.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-Assyrian_Empire
Greater Assyria when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKJ26gahK18
>>70016848
Can I hop on your comfy tank as well?
>>70023286
>it's and not
>The worlds
>the Anime
Christ this was written by an illiterate.
I know this girl who is far more cuter than anzu who works at this local supermarket close by
im trying to find ways to approach her and ask her out without looking like a creep
feelsbadman
>>70023662
That's just Greater Syria, plus Egypt
>>70023460
cataphracts my favorite unit
>>70023495
>implying wearing girl's clothing can remove a benis
>>70023912
>>70023642
you prove shes not
>>70023662
we genocided almost all of the ASSyrians so no lol
>>70023495
>>70023543
stop posting that little boy for fuck sake
