>me and friends stand outside bar talking shit and bantering drunk
>"anon how much did Soros pay you to say that"
>"I had to donate my foreskin for the privilege of being PC"
>Kek
>suddenly hear from the background, in swedish "thats racist"
>oh no, oh please god say this just didn't happen
>look to where it came from
>see this lanky swedish guy with a V-shirt and pic related hair look at us like we were satan reincarnate
I don't think I've ever met a Swede now that I think about it.
>>69987260
Definition of nu-males. Also they can be pushed around in bars and they wont do anything kek.
>>69987260
This is the only response a white person should ever give someone calling them racist. Punch him in the face and say "thats our word"
>>69987260
Yeah, I knew this was gonna be some butthurt made-up shit.
>>69987260
Once made out with Swedish girl who tried to roast saying "why do you like your royalty so much here (like so not progressive)". This was before I knew anything about the meme otherwise known as Sweden.
>Sweden, criticizing any other western countries culture.
>>69987375
He said he was joking after I pointed out the Swede stereotype
>>69987496
>Yeah, I knew this was gonna be some butthurt made-up shit.
Why would I seriously lie about it? Do you find it hard to believe that this happened?
Why is it always these skeletal 120Lb manchildren with 10 facial hairs total that want to tell other men how to be "real" men? Go steal and devour more cum from the sperm bank why don't you?
>>69987692
>Why would I seriously lie about it?
Meming, of course.
>Do you find it hard to believe that this happened?
Extremely.
>>69987260
>>69987496
why would he lie about this? shit happens every day.
>>69987692
I have quite similar bar stories from luleå,umeå and stockholm, they talk shit and when u grab them from the collar or push them they just freeze up and wont brawl, what the fuck happened to these people? I need to travel to tromso next to find some more manly men!
>>69987777
You can't make this shit up
>>69987774
The meme went real, thats why I wanted to share it with /pol/.
>Extremely.
I smell butthurt and poor attempt to derail, and this is like saying a shooting in Detroit would be too good to be true because "muhmuh" you dolt
>>69987895
they change their voice pitch too to sound girly around women. sad.
no wonder they can't keep their women
>>69988014
Nah, it's you wanting to shitpost on /pol/, basically. You'll find plenty of good company here if you do that. Especially Finns are likely to join in, and tell a few tall tales.
>>69987895
>>69988067
Yeah, like this I mean. Typical bullshit memings.
>>69987774
Shut up, Sweden, no one likes you.
>>69988014
The guy is either a troll or in denial lol. Being politically correct has become a huge part of the west in general, but Sweden is obviously number one in this department.
>>69988134
It's not a meme though.
>>69988134
there's a swede in my class and he's not gay but he talks and dress like he is. very strange.
>>69988134
and what about this, you nigger?
>>69987777
>>69988209
>It's not a meme though.
Right. We should call it what it is: straight up lying and defamation. That happens a lot here. I usually don't even bother with it, because it's so prevalent.
>>69988096
Do you really find it hard to believe a Swede accused someone of being racist? I mean I wouldn't be surprised if someone from any part of the west accused someone of being racist, but with Sweden it is obviously more likely. Certainly not unbelievable at any rate.
>>69988096
>>69988292
No wonder your country is going to the shitter when everything is lying and memes that doesnt align with your worldview. I just happen to have had 3 conflicts with cocky swedes in bars.
>>69988320
I mean in Sweden accusing people of being racist seems to be their favorite activity.
>>69988320
Yes. The situation OP describes is absolutely bizarre.
>>69988292
So, in you reality, Sweden isn't a cucked shithole pretending to be a 1. world country?
>>69988398
Lol, you must be trolling. I wouldn't be surprised if someone in England accused someone of being racist in this circumstance but with Sweden it would obviously be more likely.
>>69988292
why are you letting women and blacks run your country then?
>>69988398
Any other fictions about your country you wish to deny while you're at it?
>>69988398
Your behavior isn't even isolated to your country. We have a large Swedish population in Minnesota they literally imported hundreds of thousands of somalis.
>>69988541
For example, that picture contains pictures from Romania and America.
>>69987777
>>69987260
Sure thing
>be me and friends visiting UK for actuarial science study abroad
>I've pretty much red pilled them on Trump after a long series of months
>we can joke around about politics now without one of my friends saying "omg racist!!1!"
>in a pub where me and a lady friend that I've known since the 3rd grade are dangerously drunk and on the verge of making the sex
>for some reason, as we're pulling the moves on each other, she decides that it'd be funny to use "Trumpisms"
>they weren't even relevent to what we were doing, but still hilarious as fuck
>Her:"Anon, YOU ARE WEAK ON IMMIGRATION!"
>several Brits start looking at us, we don't care
>Me: "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL!"
>uncontrollable drunken laughter
>suddenly a high pitched voice sharply cuts out in the distance
>"WHAAAAT?!? You like trump? What's wrong with you?!?"
>some Swedish guy with a nice male beard and glasses storms over to us and starts telling us almost everything about himself, and how trump was evil
>we're both just smiling like idiots and staring at him
>after a while, he stamps his foot hard on the ground and calls us "BIGOTED AMERICANS!!!" And walks away
And that was the day I realized that /pol/ memes were NOT far from the truth.
>>69987260
had some pathetic swede blame us for them censoring Pippi earlier today
they are really getting desperate and pathetic.
I've only ever hung out with two Swedish lads before and they were pretty based and redpilled, but they seemed so downtrodden and afraid of expressing themselves, presumably because they could be crucified for their opinions in Sweden. Straight white Swedish men will probably soon be among most persecuted demographics in the world.
Also, the Swedish women I've met were mental, like living /pol/ memes. I hooked up with one of them in a bar recently and after we got a taxi back to my place she randomly just ran away as if I was going to rape her, despite the fact that she'd been consensually eating my face for the last few hours and had willingly got in a cab with me. I was so nonplussed.
>>69988723
>>after a while, he stamps his foot hard on the ground and calls us "BIGOTED AMERICANS!!!" And walks away
Ha no way. Swedes really have a chip on their shoulder. They have a strange kind of bigotry against other countries, as they see themselves as superior for not being bigots.
>>69988795
>had some pathetic swede blame us for them censoring Pippi earlier today
http://www.ba.no/puls/negerkonge-ut-av-pippi/s/1-41-2453340
Well, it does appear as though you did do that 10 years ago already.
>>69987260
I went to Sweden back when i was a courier and i stopped by at coffee shop. Some teenage girls started sitting next to me and saying shit in Swedish while giggling. I remember feeling so confused, turned on, embarrassed, hot and awkard. I dont remember what i said but eventually they started speaking a little english and asking about what country im from, idk why but i lied and said i was from Mexico just because i guess im mexican. I mean fuck im American but idk, i thought saying i was from America would be "bad" somehow. I started making shit up "life" in mexico and i feel gay as fuck saying this but i pretended i was... Ugh im so fucking gross but i pretended i was UGHHHHHHH FUCK i used to be one of those fucking mexican gangsters and the bitches were buying it. It was one of those lies that you tell and you dont know why and you want to get out of it but you cant. As i was drinking my coffee i was fucking nervous because everyone was looking at my grown ass talking to these fucking white girls. The bitch sitting next to me asked me if i wanted a kiss and i kinda lost my cool and told her to get the fuck out i said something like "shut the fuck up you're not going to kiss me" and this bitch put her hand on my chest and told me "Ja I'l du et" and i just kept telling her to shut the fuck up. Bitch straight up fucking kissed me while the other 2 started giggling hard and louad. I know everyone was looking at me but i couldn't even acknowledge them. Fucking shit was unreal. I gave her a little peck again and i wanted to kiss her again but i know everyone was fucking looking and i couldn't do it.
Bitches asked me if i wanted to hang out with them and i told them i was on buisness. The bitch that kissed me was so fucking stupid, she wanted to see my fucking hotel because shes never been to a hotel before and it looked nice but i told her i couldn't and we ended up saying goodbye. I wanted to fuck her so badly but she was fucking 14 or 15 and i couldnt
>>69988723
I believe OP but this seems made up
>he stamped his foot and said "bigoted Americans!"
Yeah...how did you know he was Swedish anyway?
>>69988929
>being this desperate to defend Sweden
also you lost your other argument so hard you never responded.
Sweden is and will always be the biggest Cuck.
thanks to swecucks we dont have chinamans on our candy anymore.
>>69989163
>also you lost your other argument so hard you never responded.
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>69988859
>we got a taxi back to my place she randomly just ran away as if I was going to rape he
Kek no way. I have gotten with a couple of them before, with one she seemed to get spooked when we were with each other outside the bar when my friend came out and said hi. She left pretty much instantly and that was that lol.
>>69989192
that thanks to Sweden we dont have Chinese people on our candy anymore.
be in maga
lads
play some footie with some swedes
bants starts flowing
tell them to enjoy their muslim caliphate
call us racist
see them later that night and steal the girls they were with
cucked to the max
>>69989131
>Yeah...how did you know he was Swedish anyway?
>some Swedish guy with a nice male beard and glasses storms over to us and
>starts telling us almost everything about himself, and how trump was evil
There you go.
>>69989262
good work
>>69987777
Fuck you. This made me laugh out loud in my office
>>69989262
Considering swedes are generally much better looking and taller than Brits I find this hard to believe too. Another made up story.
>>69987798
its just some pathetic swede troll going around. just ignore him.
he literally tried to brag about selling some nigger candy while at the same time being the most cucked nation in europe. this guy is really desperate lol.
>>69989235
So you're trying to win an argument with someone else from some other thread in this thread?
>>69989282
Still sounds like complete bullshit.
>>69989282
>>69989235
>>69989324
how are norfags so based btw? less socialism?
I only know one swede, he's a good lad.
The only other "swedes" I've met have been brown people that worked in bars, 7/11s and gas stations.
>>69989026
>you could have fucked a 16 year old Nordic cutie or three
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>69989352
Swedish girls love Anglos desu.
>>69987798
>why would he lie about this? shit happens every day.
Butthurt? I don't know. Most likely just for the reasons I have already guessed at: >>69988096. It's fun to shitpost.
In either case, it's such a bizarre situation. Completely absurd.
>>69989420
We're a lot more socialist to be perfectly honest here.
We just don't have a similar history with feminism, non-traditional families, sexual liberation and so on, and have always to this day been the most christian country in Scandinavia.
>>69989352
generally maybe, because brits are ugly as fuck. but me and my friends are good looking - athletes since a young age, good mixed euro genetics etc
swedish males arent very good looking imo, the girls are though
the swedes are mostly very feminine, shy, awkward and beta desu
>>69987774
Welcome to reality, kek
>>69989420
>>69989553
You people need some redpilling on Norway, desu... It's a cucked up place.
>>69989352
women don't like weak men, even if they are attractive.
a weak man can't be handsome in the eyes of a women
>>69989420
>>69989553
>>69989685
>>69989685
Not really, we haven't had all these sick and unhealthy ideas running rampant for decades like Sweden has.
>>69989420
we were in WW2; whereas cowardly swedecucks sat it out.
>>69989420
>>69989553
Kinda wish I had kept all my Norway yes pics desu... Guess I'm gonna have to start a new folder. There is no shortage of content.
>>69989492
i witness similar things frequently with the swedes at my school
>>69987463
Love how the muslim dogs at the end of the webm look at each other, obviously thinking "let's have sex with the nu-male while he's knocked out!".
>>69989751
Pretty sure you have. Otherwise, you wouldn't be this cucked. Not saying Sweden isn't... but come on. Norway is absolutely cucked. Don't deny it. You're just making it worse for yourselves.
>>69989685
doubt those are real norwegians desu
>>69987777
>Sound familiar?
I suppose it does to a Swede
>>69989728
there's always going to be some cucks tho
>>69989685
>>69989728
Let the cherry-picking commence. This is so sad from the Swedes I have no words for it.
>LOOK NORWAY KEKED HERE AND HERE ITS UNIVERSALLY KEKED AND WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BECAUSE SWEDEN IS FUCKED ANYWAY
Buddy of mine and my ex has dual citizenship. They are your typical scandinavians with their Volvo S60's. Both tell me that sweden is just a passive cuckshed. There is some resistance to the wild ride but it seems suppressed heavily. They both prefer living in America compared to the Swedistan cuckempire.
>>69989953
who is that? where is that from?
link plz f-family
>>69989821
I seriously doubt that.
>doubt those are real norwegians desu
Dag Frode and Barbro Svendsen are their names. From Grimstad. These things aren't hard to find out.
>>69990026
Sorry senpai I have no idea
>>69987777
It was actually pretty tasty.
>>69987260
Never met one. IKEA is cool though. I also have a friend that went to Sweden for 2 years and came back a complete liberal cuck.
>>69989973
>Let the cherry-picking commence.
The only difference is that people have been cherry-picking shit from Sweden for years and years, and with far greater numbers of pickers with purpose...
Like I said, I used to have a Norway yes folder, absolutely overflowing with shit like this. I rarely used it, but hey... Kinda wish I would have.
I really wish you wouldn't deny being cucked. Because denying it only makes it worse.
>>69990165
that's funny --- you'd think going to sweden would redpill you big league because you would be witnessing the cuckening firsthand.
I told a Swede visiting California that there's too many of us. (Mexicans)
I cannot describe the look of struggle in his face.
>>69990196
>The only difference is that people have been cherry-picking shit from Sweden for years and years, and with far greater numbers of pickers with purpose...
Highest proportion of non white migration and rape capital of Europe is not cherry picking bro.
>>69989466
i have a gf who im still with and these girls were young... I didn't feel right doing it, i know some potential pedos and they're really lame. I mean at least i had a loli touch me sexually and i got a good solid 12 second kiss from from a loli as well.
That said if i would've stood there for a second longer i probably would've taken her to my motel, fuck tho im glad i didnt do it
Scandinavian hierarchy
>Denmark
>Norway
>Finland
>Estonia
>Sweden
>>69990026
>>69990092
Struggling camwhore who started to do nazi-focused sessions. Became the most succesful camwhore on the website and all the other camwhores ganged up on her to have her banned
She also read Mein Kampf for hours
>>69990244
This guy is a Mormon who went there for his mission. He came back claiming that "most of the problems of the world are actually caused by mainstream Christianity and that Muslims are all really cool guys", he also became a socialist and is now a #bernvictim
>>69990196
the difference is all the norway cuck stuff will dissapear when we run out of oil because the comfy whites will wake up to what the feminists and jews are doing.
sweden have been cucks without being very rich -- can only be saved through foreign intervention .
>>69990358
Two of those aren't in Scandinavia
>>69990457
only on the list so sweden can be lower
>>69990277
>Highest proportion of non white migration
Not so sure about that.
> rape capital of Europe
This is a meme based on misrepresenting statistics. It's an understandable conclusion, but it's wrong, and superficial at best. We don't have more rapes here than in the real shitholes of Europe, or Africa, as you popularly claim. That's just not true. They have gone up correlating with immigration, for sure, though.
But I'm not about to have that discussion again.
>>69990432
>mormon
that totally explains it. must be one of the most cucked religions on the planet.
>>69990196
>>69989890
We don't have ideas as crazy as statsindividualismen, nor have we had as aggressive secularization and dechristianization, nor as rapid a loosening of sexual morals and traditional families.
It is rather natural, as Sweden has been historically more cosmopolitan than the isolationist, largely agricultural Norway.
>>69990551
Kind of sad, up until I think the 1980s they kept out blacks and excommunicated race mixers.
>>69990496
i think you can put iceland above sweden too. although that one feminist who wants to be gang-raped by "muh refugees" makes it harder.
>be browsing /pol/ for a year now
>everyday daily sweden yes threads
>go to Greece on vacation
>go to local bakery
>see 2 hot blonde girls speaking some nordic language
>look closer see some islamic tattoo on their arms
>ask where theyre from
>they say sweden
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
>ask them what their tattoos ment
>they say its "allah"
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
>ask them if they have boyfriends
>they show me pictures of their boyfriends
>1 is a ugly nigger somalian the other some arab with a beard and a misshapen head
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
>literally tell and ask them why they date those ugly subhumans
>get called racist and they tell me all humans are the same
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
=((SWEDEN YES INTENSIFIES))=
>>69990196
>I used to have a Norway yes folder
That is pretty sad, but please feel free to share how bad it is for us.
>cherry-picking shit from Sweden
>I really wish you wouldn't deny being cucked.
>Because denying it only makes it worse.
Do you really not see the inconsistency and irony here?
>>69990118
kek
>>69989728
DONT TALK TO ME OR MY WIFES PROGRAMMED GAME EVER.
>>69990620
wow --- that's quite the change. isn't that religion minority white now?
>>69990542
>But I'm not about to have that discussion again.
Come on bro, you can't say the memes have no basis in reality. I will be the first to admit Britain and the west in general is cucked as fuck, but Sweden has taken it the furthest so far.
Every progressive I know in the UK points to Sweden as their progressive utopia. All the Swedish progressives have pride in the fact Sweden is the most progressive, you must witness these things being in Sweden. Is it not true that Swedish people have a superiority complex about being the most progressive nation on earth?
>>69989026
>>69990334
What a fucking faggot, you a homosexual Taylor? You little pussy.
>>69990603
>We don't have ideas as crazy as statsindividualismen,
You do.
>nor have we had as aggressive secularization and dechristianization
You largely have. For example, you don't even have a state religion anymore. And also, Oslo pioneered things like public muslim prayer calls over a decade ago. Way ahead of Sweden.
>nor as rapid a loosening of sexual morals and traditional families.
That's just like your opinion though.
But yes, I agree with you in part, regarding all of this. Just don't act like Norway doesn't get or produce its fair share of this shit. Because it does. Lots of it.
>be me
>be in Amsterdam for weedlmao vacation
>look like pic related
>blonde Swedish girls are making fun of me calling me a Mexican
>have over a dozen Molly pills
>offer them some
>fuck every last one of them
>there were 5 of them
>who is the Mexican now cunts dot my face when
>>69990643
>Walking down street with earphones
>Listening to rap and singing along
>Swede appears, says it is cultural appropriation
>He bends over and lets a negro fuck him anally to atone for the sins of the white race.
Oh wait a minute, I don't listen to rap, also I am a Swede and I just made that shit up.
>>69990723
It's almost totally white cuckservatives. Their base is in Utah, super white. Think Glenn Beck.
>Go to Sweden for work
>Finish for the day and look for a place to buy alcohol to take to the hotel
>Look around the sea of Arabs and spot a fellow tall white blonde guy
>Excuse me where is the alcohol shop here?
>Swede tells me directions and finishes it with
Just look for all the fucking Arabs and Gypsies outside and you can't miss it
>Laugh and say thank you
>He was 100% correct
Thats my only interaction with Swedes that involves race
>Work in a bank, Arabs all over the streets of Stockholm
>Go into work
>Nothing but whites
Ahh Sweden
>>69990747
>Come on bro, you can't say the memes have no basis in reality.
And I havevn't. But they are caricatures. And many of them are outright lies, even. I won't condone that. Surely you understand that much.
> Is it not true that Swedish people have a superiority complex about being the most progressive nation on earth?
No, we just have a superiority complex. Full stop.
>>69990632
there's a lot of nations that should be above sweden on that list but i just don't have the time to write the 189 countries
>>69989728
What game is this?
>>69990662
>That is pretty sad,
Unlike the thousands of 4channers who have a Sweden yes folder, of course.
And I am not denying that that Sweden has problems. I never have. I just wish you wouldn't pretend like Norway isn't a cuck nation.
>>69990828
>You do.
We really don't, that is a uniquely swedish concept. We experimented with it in the 80s, but after the housing bank crash we reverted to post-war soft nationalism. Individualism has only picked up again in the last decade.
Man, Sweden trolling would be so much better if more people actually visited the place. The cuckery going on there is beyond your wildest imagination.
Swedish men aren't even that cucked by niggers and mudslimes, as much as they are cucked by their own insane hipsterism and the government it has spawned. It's a sight to behold.
>>69990876
this satire will be carved on stone tablets and admired by future generations
>>69988859
Same experience here, britfag
There are a plenty of ok guys, with extremely healthy views, but exactly what he mentioned, usually afraid to speak out for themselves, due to culture and environment
But the women, they are the brainwashed ones, fucked in the head. Exgf was Swedish, and their heads are like a mine of daddy issues, family problems, drama, anything you can name.
One girl apparently somehow lost her virginity at the age of 10, with another 10 year old, willingly.
Another one was raped at the age of 6, she showed me the news article from the archives, by the preschool teacher, teacher got a slap on the wrist and relocated to another town for his own safety.
Swedish women are tumblr IRL, i say this as a warning.
They appear normal on the outside, but you better fucking try and know for sure that they are. Stay safe, /pol/tards
>>69991136
>We really don't, that is a uniquely swedish concept.
It is not. If you think so, then you don't know what the hell it is.
>>69987260
This is how Swedish police deal with dindus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrGCg68Nllc
>>69991101
There is one huge power-gap between how cucked our nations are, I am not denying shit, at the end of the day we are pretty uncucked compared to the rest of the west, but you. You on the other hand have a special kind of cuckening-factor.
>>69989262
>greentext story
>no greentext
sigh..
Although good for you. I hate faggots calling others "racist" or w.e to the left and right. Fucking annoying people...
>>69991306
>the javla rasist thinks he has a right to speak
It's 2016..
>>69991287
>There is one huge power-gap between how cucked our nations are
There is not. Sorry. You are in denial. It'll pass, sooner or later. But it's gonna be too late, I'm afraid.
>>69990643
This never happened
On the bright side we're probably the first to be able to fight the race war.
I live in a small traditional town with very high average age and I'm just waiting for some of the shitskins at the local asylum home to step out of line so we can firebomb that place.
>>69987774
That's just the conditioning kicking in Sven, don't worry about. Keep working and paying those 90% taxes and ignore the screams at night.
>>69991001
>No, we just have a superiority complex. Full stop.
Which I can understand to an extent, your country does have some of the best genetics on earth (why we admire your women so), but I have heard this from a lot of Swedes as well that your country does have a superiority complex about being progressive. Seems true to reality to me.
I've met a few Swedes when I was studying in Korea. They were all gay; one was even angry at me that I wasn't lol
In the UK, all the Swedes I've met seemed normal. I didn't dare talk about politics with them, though.
I also did a high school exchange to Sweden once. From the Swedish side, NO males were participating at all (good for me, I got paired with a girl because of that). But the girls were normal, I guess. My "partner" was actually a Russian girl (her mom married a Swedish guy and moved to Sweden with her) and she told me to avoid the niggers.
>>69987260
As a japanese man i give you permission to rape him for cultural appropriation
>>69989685
>The husband's face
Not all swedes are cucks.
Pic related, my drunk discussion with my Swedish friend.
>>69987463
Sean Bean is doing some serious method acting for that hooligan role.
Anybody who says only Sweden is fucked to death need a reality check.
Yes, Norway, Denmark and Finland are nowhere near enough being like Sweden... yet. The trend is there and, given enough time, we will all be the same as Sweden.
>>69989339
>my pleasure
but I am willing to share
>>69990643
SWEDEN YES
>>69990118
>ohmy
fuck, I give up. Just convert already
>>69990358
I thought Denmark was a fictional country from the show "Vikings"! TIL
>>69991617
I'm serious when I say that it's just a superiority complex. If it's not the Swedish way, then it's an inferior way. All foreign products are certainly inferior to Swedish products. That's the way everyone thinks here.
>>69988136
>Watching Scandinavia squabble in real time as their countries fall to Muslim invading hordes in real time on the internet.
Imagine Jesus's crucifixion live-streamed. Anyone who says they wouldn't watch it is lying.
http://www.emirates.com/uk/english/about/news/news_detail.aspx?article=1335325
>>69988583
Give up, sven.
Damage control won't really help at this point.
>>69992094
i thought nepal was something you cooked gooks with
>>69991741
I wish I could have a buddy like that...
>>69991260
fucking kek.
>college
>going on a trip with my fiance to US
>Meet Swedish couple in a hotel
>We have dinner with them
>They tellus that they want to live an study together in Morocco for a year
>They are planning on adopting an African child when they get married.
>Started to find them annoying since they keep talking about themselves and how much they love shitskin culture.
>they go on a 30 min rant on Christianity after we told them that we were going to get married by the catholic church.
>We have some shots at a bar
>At some point the Male swede jokingly talks about a orgy.
>I chuckle because I thought It was a stupid comment
>The swede girls then starts being flirty, like feeling my arms, rubbing my chest.
>I didn't really notice, I guess I was drunk or zoning out
>My fiance noticed this
>Grabs my hand and we leave suddenly
Swedes are fucking weird. They are either know it all moral warriors, or they are lank quiet video game nerds.
>>69992145
Literally took two minutes to prove it, fagget
http://blogs.baruch.cuny.edu/cacophony/2009/05/14/hijab-punk/
http://obrazky.vychytane.sk/p/3024/ciganske-geto-1.html
>>69991453
There is not. Sorry. You are in denial. It'll pass, sooner or later. But it's gonna be too late, I'm afraid.
Oh ok, whatever you say, Gandalf. I am believing you hence that you are generally bending over for the trend while we don't.
>>69991685
>They were all gay; one was even angry at me that I wasn't lol
kek
kek
>>69990358
you are delusional, mogens. your country reeks of alcoholism, bacon grease and week old pastry. you are the degenerate capital of western europe. your country is to europe, what amsterdam is to netherlands.
>>69991714
>see flag
R A R E ?
A
R
E
?
>>69991877
Here, have some more crazy stuff that is starting to become trendy now
http://www.metro.se/metro-debatt/i-dag-ar-jag-ett-fetto-men-lika-vacker-anda/EVHpdd!zYK8WCvuGs04/
>>69992373
Doesn't matter if it's true or not.
We both know how shit your country has become.
Sweden would be much better if Norway conquered it and installed a puppet govt
>>69992609
>alcoholism, bacon grease and week old pastry
>implying any of these things are bad
last I checked Norway was quite all right in my books but now not so sure
>>69992139
Interesting, will keep this in mind when having discussions about Sweden. All the leftists here certainly cuck to Swedens superiority, "oh but in Sweden they love paying all their money in taxes.... If it works in Sweden lets do it here" etc. I know of British progressives who literally go to Sweden like it is Mecca to study politics.
>>69992790
Not anywhere near the /pol/ deluision though
And Norway is not anywhere near the good ITS delusion either, what with being overflowing with niggers and muslims
>>69991877
>filling void within yourself
No such thing.
Look like you're the one trying to fill a void to me.
>>69992160
Not too far off.
How many nigger dicks did you suck today, my progressive friend?
>>69992139
It must be hard for Swedes with this superiority complex, that their country is becoming a world renowned meme.
>>69992932
> No such thing.
> Look like you're the one trying to fill a void to me.
Why would you contradict yourself in two sentences? And why does Bulgaria care?
>>69992862
Maybe you should remind them that the largest party in this country (according to polls) is one that was literally nazis 20 years ago.
>>69991685
Apart from my friend, all swedes i've met epitomize SWEDEN YES
>go to party with ex about 4 years ago
>swedish guy there
>start talking to him while mingling
>we both drank rum
>got along well
>discussed loads of random shit, mainly about culture differences
>end of night he leaves, shakes my hand, says we should hang out some time
>turns out he was gay and wanted my dick
>in madrid with friend a few weeks ago
>he starts chatting up 2 spooks because at this point we're fucked
>asks them where they're from
>"sweden"
>mfw
>>69992792
Norway is cucked, better to let Denmark put us out of our misery
>>69990643
>blonde
>hair color
>no burqa
HARAM AF
>>69992201
>>college
>>going on a trip with my fiance to US
>>Meet Swedish couple in a hotel
>>We have dinner with them
>>They tellus that they want to live an study together in Morocco for a year
>>They are planning on adopting an African child when they get married.
>>Started to find them annoying since they keep talking about themselves and how much they love shitskin culture.
>>they go on a 30 min rant on Christianity after we told them that we were going to get married by the catholic church.
>>We have some shots at a bar
>>At some point the Male swede jokingly talks about a orgy.
>>I chuckle because I thought It was a stupid comment
>>The swede girls then starts being flirty, like feeling my arms, rubbing my chest.
>>I didn't really notice, I guess I was drunk or zoning out
>>My fiance noticed this
>>Grabs my hand and we leave suddenly
If true that is golden, see this what we are getting at Swedes who are in denial in this thread.
>>69993009
I was replying to the picture.
>>69992756
Welcome to /pol/. It's fun!
....For a while.... Then you can't leave....
>>69993119
Sounds like a typical greentext lie to me, but whatever.
>>69993160
Oh, right.
>>69992952
>implying Denmark is progressive
also i would make an ad hominem but i do not know anything about nepal neither good nor bad
you are so insignificant that i'm not even going to do a google search to try rustle your jimmies
you are worth nothing more than (you)'s on a online image board
Prepare to vomit
But remember EVERYONE is beautiful.
If I ever meet another swede I am going to bully it and make it cry
>>69993281
Where is the head?
Swedes ITT, do you do anything physical?
Weights, moutaineering, stuff like that? Or are you indoors most of the day?
>>69993022
it would be my pleasure to purge your country in holy fire
>>69992868
Norway spreads immigrants across the country, instead of only shipping them off to the biggest cities, like Sweden does, resulting in that overflowing you're talking about.
Malmö is the Detroit of Scandinavia. Oslo can't even be compared to it when it comes to the amount of bullshit running rampant there.
Keep in mind that Malmö isn't even Sweden's capital.
>>69993406
Their heads are so up their asses you can't even see them.
>>69993467
so far*
>>69987260
is it viable to go to sweden a little tanned and remind them that im foreign?
i can fuck mexicn girls but swedes have a different look
>>69990643
Did you fuck them?
You should have done it, even if you raped them Greek police wouldn't give a fuck.
>>69989352
Swedes can be tall and good looking but they act and sound like complete faggots.
>>69989026
14 or 15 is past primetime in Sweden
>>69993467
Nice one disorganized hungary
>>69988723
And that Swede's name?
Albert Einstein.
>>69993264
>Ad hominem
>Dane cannot into banter
Lighten up, you faggot. Did you lose your sense of of humour when you got your cuck card?
And since your education system failed you, here's a few things about Nepal.
>Gurkhas
>Real culture
The temples, the architecture, the museums, the paintings, the music. Nepal hasn't lost it's soul to advertising and barbarism ever.
>Gotta switch to legacy captcha
>>69987463
>assaulting people because they have different opinions
Lel
>>69993411
Most young Swedish males lift heavy weights, dude. In your kinds of shitholes, that's probably considered gay.
>>69989026
>I am Mexican
stopped reading there. Mexicans for the most part are ugly as fk.
>>69993672
mde
>>69991877
It's all over Europe. Even here. The leftist governments have been pushing it for years.
Ironically, the most "progressive" and "modern" countries like you guys in the north have been the most enthusiastic in adopting cultural marxism redux, but it's being pushed in Greece as much as it's being pushed in Norway.
In my city in Italy we have hipsters from cuck universities posting ANTIFASCIST and pro-refugee posters all over. The nigger-mudslime neighborhood has been marketed to hipsters for years now, and you have a storefront situation like this:
Muslim butchery - Hipster Vegan Store - 20+ blacks sitting all day in front of a closed shop - Muslim general goods store with turkish pot-smoking pipes on display - Hipster food joint....
The place looks like a total ghetto, but hipsters go out of their way to go through there to show how tolerant they are. We're even getting an exponential increase of obese girls with colored hair every year.
>>69987260
>in a bar having a good time with bros
>yelling nationalistic, anti-mudslime, anti-PC and anti-SJW memes all the time
>a cumskin abhomination like OP pic with another abhomination approaches speaking a fucked and scratched Portuguese
>d-das racist
>me and bros and the bar all look all at said swedes and laugh out very fucking loud, both men and women alike
>strong and tall mulatto bro from bar approaches and says "what are you going to do about that, faggot?"
>me and other strong lads get up from our chairs and cross our arms while staring them in apeshit rage mode
>"we... uh..."
>lads starts cracking their knuckles
>they leave the bar at the speed of a femishit running from fucking white male
What the fuck is wrong with these people? They are a lost cause, seriously.
>>69993540
Dude. You can get away with anything if you are a foreigner regardless of skin color
>be me
>work assignment in stockholm
>drunk as fuck one friday returning home from after work
>playfully grope every girl crossing my path and yell insults at male swedecucks in finnish
>portier of some bar grabs me
>scream JÄVLA RASSSIST INTE RÖRA MIG and threaten him with police
>he instantly lets go
>pat on head and continue jaywalking
What a time to be alive.
>>69993411
Mountain man. AMA.
>>69992609
>your country reeks of alcoholism, bacon grease and week old pastry
I don't see the problem.
>>69993957
Actually by Swedish political correct doctrine you cannot be a racist since you are a shitskin yourself. It's a nice story though.
Norawy are the faggots of Scandinavia.
Rompegöte!
Alfakrull
kakkebox
Literal faggot language for butt fucking gnomes
>>69993985
Tell me is there any chance of them exploding into nazis?
>>69987260
My friend is Swedish and I have to encounter him everyday, look at him, looks gay as fuck but insists he's straight.
>>69993672
hahahaahahahahaaaaaa
>things that never happened
These fugly fat leftists cunt as so shit at everything they do.
>>69993814
If European's are willing to fuck Muslims then Mexicans definitely have a chance.
>>69994054
What he's saying is that you need Islam. :^)
>>69994212
Why are you friends with a 13 year old boy anon?
>>69994206
No, zero. All you need to do is shout RACIST and they literally freeze and shut up.
I
AM
NOT
KIDDING
It's like magic.
>>69994285
Because he's 22 and acts stupid
>>69994212
>him
Really?
>>69993540
Yeah mate.
Start spending most of your day outdoors. Grow some facial hair.
Go to Sweden, wearing a worn-out tracksuit and start talking to those girls in a made-up, arabic-sounding language, or speak bad english with an arabic accent. Make them feel sorry for you and make them want them to take you to their home to care for you.
Have a nice relationship with them. Have you take you to places.
And about a week or two in, you must wake up early, so you can catch her before her morning shower. Watch her silently while pretending to sleep. When she's almost undressed and about to go in, grab her tightly and gag her with your hand while slipping in your large mexican cock in her. And here's the clincher - tell her you were actually a mexican all along!
>>69994212
She looks cute.
>>69987260
>play ASSFAGGOTS with 2 swedes
>one is vegan
completly normal dudes
>>69994264
Fuck no, we recently banned bestiality, halal slaughter and my town started the trend of all schools serving pork. Even our new Nationalist Party is putting racist ads on busses and shit, it's pretty hilarious.
>>69994024
What's the tallest mountain you've ever summited?
>>69994346
Well in that case you should fuck him
>>69994381
>recently
what the fuck
You mean it was legal before?
>>69994381
>Nationalist Party is putting racist ads on busses and shit,
DF som regeringsparti er fantastisk
>what a time to be alive
>>69994105
Really? So if I start gropping a Swedish blonde 16 uears old on a bus nothing will happen? Top kek
Also we can't be racist because we're all triracial to some extent but we are passionately anti-mudslime and anti-PC as fuck nowdays.
>>69994365
>she
>>69994353
Yes really. He has Klinefelters so he's got problems.
>>69987260
>playing dota
>guy with allahbabbah runes in nickname
>other guy asks him where is he from
>sweden
>another ask is he arab
>no
>one of his nicknames "cuck"
I dont really know if it was troll, i guess, i just want to hope it is so.
>>69993281
These all look like Silent Hill monsters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNOPphIviXc
>>69994381
based denmark
>>69987260
>The amount of effort gone into this shitpost
You Scandinavians just like going the next step don't you guys?
>>69994212
>gay guy crossdressing
oh, well at least he is not lying to everyone about being gay
>waaaaait a minute
>>69993281
Stop it, Straya. You're making me nauseous.
>>69994525
Unfortunately yes, my redpilled Bulgarian friend. Lots of Danes liked to fuck animals for some retarded reason, it was within the law as long as the animals didn't get hurt.
>>69994381
When I worked in Norway back in 2012 and were driving to work listening to P4, not a single day went by without some kind of anti-racist campaign going on.
>donera nå mot rasismen og for mer tolerant samhellet genom ungdomsarbetet! donera nå ring blaablaablaa!
>hver dag
Have you changed norgebro?
>>69994381
That's pretty much based, Denmark. Keep up the good job at preserving your culture.
>>69994381
all schools = all institutions
Pork is also mandatory.
>>69994564
I would eat some of that...
>>69992143
Yeah, just make us into states already senpai. We already speak the english and most of us have eaten a big-mac, we are practicaly honourary Americans.
Does anyone want a sweden, anyone? h-h-Hello?
>>69994473
Your mom
>>69988067
Sounds like BS. Never heard of such a thing.
>>69990643
That's Sweden future
>>69994800
Would fuck him and not even feel guilty about it.
I'm not even into this stuff.
>>69994614
The media is of course pozzed, as it's all based in and created by people in Oslo.
Oslo unironically voted the green party in and love their fucking ramadan and minarets, they also pretty much unironically think they're pretty much their own country and the backbone of our economy (lol)
>>69994611
>Be Dane
>Look for qt to fuck
>See Danish women
>Go in stable and fuck horse instead
Something like that?
What's the public opinion on Mudsmiles over there?
>>69994800
but thats a woman
>>69987777
Is this so that young girls can get used to the diseased, deformed rapefugee dicks?
>>69994800
How did you meet him anyway?
>>69994859
That's why you are called bulgearia
>>69989973
You sound really insecure man.
Scans confirmed cuck material.
>>69993281
Looks like some horror monster from Silent Hill based on eating disorder.
Olaf knelt down for the 10 year old Syrian refugee in front of him. He unzipped his jeans, brushing aside the tag saying ''Somali jeans incorporated'' and giggled. ''Syrian fashion sure is silly haha!''. The 11 year old Syrian refugee in front of him grunted in Urdu, before forcing Olafs head closer to his cock.
Olafs eyes widened at the scent of the Syrian balls. They smelt sweaty. He pulled out the cock from behind the zipper and admired it. Thick. Black. The words ''Mali Manhammer'' tattooed along the shaft. ''You Syrians have big dicks haha'' laughed Olaf as he brushed his blonde hair away from his eyes, and blushed at delight thinking of all the Syrians in camps in Lahore that he would be serving over the coming weeks.
Olaf put his lips onto the pube covered 9 year old Syrian cock and began sucking. As his cock gently stroked the Syrian shaft he could hear the Syrian moaning in pleasure. He recognised the moans as being in Albanian. ''You Syrians know a lot of languages haha'' giggled Olaf again as his lips gently made their way back across the cock helmet of the young Syrian woman or child.
Olaf heard the Syrian child began to moan. ''Oooooh Kabul I am coming home'' he mumbled, dreaming of his Syrian homeland from the ectasy provided to him by Olafs Swedish lips. A burst of cum exploded into Olafs face and mouth. The taste was wonderful. It tasted like freshly eaten Iraqi pineapples, that only grow in Damascus, Syria. Olaf puckered his lips and zipped up the Syrians jeans. He looked behind the Syrian to the growing line of refugees. ''Next!'' he called, as he sent the refugee he was finished with away.
>>69994895
>>69994859
>Fucking janitors
What was the post about?
Also, I got a "Hiring janitors. Click here to apply"
>>69993540
If I see you I will stab you in the street pham.
>>69994715
I will adopt you swede, come live in glorious Panama you will be a god among manlets.
>>69991009
Top bantz.
>>69994866
So you haven't changed. I'm going to move in there anyways and there is absolutely nothing you can do about one more highly skilled finn pressing down wages and stealing job from your russer.
>>69994935
He was transferred to my highschool and sat alone in lunch so I thought I would be friendly to him. He turned out cool but ... Idk man. It's weird in college now that he looks like that
>>69994895
He kinda looks like one, trust me he's not.
>>69995000
Nice trips
>>69994381
>>69994525
>>69994880
It was legalized in Denmark as recently as the 70s due to liberalism sweeping Europe, and is now b& again.
>>69994903
>Sweden
>leading the way
>>69990334
Just pitching in to say that if it truly happened, you're the man dude. Not cheating on your gf when you could have laid some nice teen ?
You got balls, don't listen to the faggots who got their penis leading their brain.
Cheers.
>>69989685
>>69990861
im so jealous of you. how did you get the pills, are they legal in amsterdam?
what were the girls like? is it that easy?
is holding drugs the best way to get laid abroad?
were they in your hostel?
>>69995079
>not having ice cube on your wikipedia article
>>69987496
Yeah, I knew there would be some butthurt makeup male bitch
>>69994998
>Mali manhammer
>>69995115
>He kinda looks like one, trust me he's not.
but that woman has tits
>>69995245
I said he has Klinefelters, look up the side effects of it and it makes sense.
