You can only post in this thread if you have colonised some part of the world.
sent ;)
I'm colonizing your women, Americans. If you know what I mean.
>>69970185
But you did colonise, Ameribro.
>>69970159
Tell me again how you colonized parts of the world sitting in your mum's basement shitposting on /pol/ all day.
Finally! A thread for me!
>>69970159
Thanks for leaving us to the japs, cunt
>>69970366
Huzzah
>>69970159
Papua New Guinea
Australia itself
>>69970159
Does the moon count?
The world rely on it.
>>69970248
Enjoy all that fat.
>>69970541
Don't worry lad we basically stole Spain's empire as a massive prank and are top-tier colonizers
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>>69970541
You colonised the 13 colony's into modern day America?
>>69970248
why dont you go colonize a dentist's office
new empire when
>>69970783
Checkmate.
Why are there so many Americans posting, they've never had an empire.
>>69970159
Technically every nation has colonized a part of the world. How else do you think nation states came about to begin with? Did they just spawn out of nowhere?
>>69970159
You haven't colonised anything cunt.
>mfw britstain is so cucked that even their prime fucking minister descent from normans
>>>>69970159
So basically if you are white
>>69971100
You best start believing in American empires... you're in one.
my ancestors started the north american civilization,
>literally everyone else btfo
Aztecs colonized Mesoamerica
Then Spain conquered the Aztecs
>>69970604
i thought it was tea bags
>>69971738
No, I am in New Zealand. America actually has very little power over us and the world.
>>69971490
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69970159
Even in our crippled state..
Gibraltar = mainland spain
the falklands = wogland
cayman,british virgin islands,turks,bemuda and another one i forget = Americas door step
some land in the pacific
some oil reserves in the Indian ocean
the queen still reigns over 50 plus nations of the commonwealth
isle of man and whight
a huge chunk of Antarctica
and a few other spots of land here and there.
the sun has not set!!!
Indigenous colonised Tasmania
does that count?
Lel
>>69971124
yes
nationstates.net
hello
we colonized the finlands and the russias
>>69972177
and america
>>69971919
Thanks for allowing us to film lord of the rings in your country. Your contribution to western civ will be recalled for generations to come
>>69971738
we are the unoficcial 51st state
so please don't make Clinton president
Sup
>>69972241
You can only be the 51st state if you get your guns back.
>>69972225
pic
we wuz empire n shit
>>69972320
You was the one that got away :(
>>69970159
We colonised Lithuania.
>>69972392
no
it was an union you faggot
>>69970159
That's hardly an achievement, though.
>>69972452
>>69972392
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_attempts_by_Poland
>>69972167
>Slaughtering innocents and babies
>not a cornerstone of western Imperialism
Lads it was all our fault. They tried so hard to be western like us and they succeeded all too well.
>>69972225
You also once had a colony in America for 4.5 seconds
>>69972558
>attempts
also the polish-lithuanian commonwealth lithuania was hardly a colony
>>69970159
>pathetic western monkeys
http://www.digitaljournal.com/blog/11297
>>69970783
Shots fired.
>>69972558
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_attempts_by_USA
>>69970159
France has to be in this thread
>>69972685
linked it for a good read. so, who was in control of the commonwealth? the poles? if so then they did colonize it/political control over an area
>>69972880
what is yfw we colonized the polands?
>>69970366
kek
We are pretty much the only people ever to care about Indonesia
>>69970159
Does Israel count?
Also, the Feelipines
>>69971738
>>69972907
well it was an union so i wouldnt really consider it a colony though
>>69970783
God damn dude.
>>69973053
and why was that anyway?
>>69970953
>all countries we invaded or colonized or fought with throughout history
step up nigga! when you stop fucking with desert goat herders and slants in the rice feilds then get back to us.
no amount of fancy toys can outshine the legacy of the empire
>>69970604
pass poorrrrrrr
https://youtu.be/hTG0whAmi0w
>>69973107
>israel
was never your colony sunshine....
>>69973212
Colonies pham
Controlling the spice trade is good money
>>69973245
ayy lad thanks for not colonizing/invading us even though the vikings fukked your face
>>69971738
I laughed.
>>69973146
You pay rent on those bases and foot 70% of nato lol
this will change when trump gets in..alot of those bases are getting closed and we will just remilitarize.
Choof choof finally a thread for me
>>69970783
aaaand hes down.
>>69973313
vikings,roman empire and the netherlands and the was of ancient greece is what made us what we are.
take the best and formed it into something new.
This counts, right?
>>69972236
their only contribution to western society was pretty cool though.
>>69970783
saved for posterity
>>69973146
Why we dont have military bases
>>69970783
Shot heard around the world!
>>69973443
Welcome to the club lol
>>69973428
thanks phamalam
>>69973107
I didn't know the Confederates had colonies in South Asia and the Middle East.
>>69972769
Look at that shit eating grin ;)
>>69973401
those must be orthodox womenz
KEK
>>69973401
DELETE THIS
From a tiny cave in Asturias to the rest of the world. Saving Europe 3 times from muslims and conquering almost an entire fucking continent.
>>69970159
Haha I am right now.
Bringing 1 Earl grey and 2 Darjeeling breakfast brews to my kiwi work breakfasts. They love a little slice of civility!
>>69973472
because your cucks who cant defend yourselves?
>>69973564
kek'd
Well the Confederacy did have part of Brazil.
Pic related
>>69970159
you had your chance bong, how does it feel to be an American colony?
>>69973944
possibly the most "fruitful" of colonization efforts. also, best actually proven genocide.
>>69974302
>Americans genuinely believe this
>>69974150
>Darjeeling
>>69973995
Sorry anon cant delete the history
>>69973455
>>69973522
Do Americans actually consider this banter?
>>69974427
>>69974142
Thank you for taking a bullet for the team senpai
>>69974378
>actually proven genocide.
There was some native tribes in New Spain when we left that place. Where they are burguer man?
>>69974647
Hanging out in the desert. Haven't heard any complaints since we cut off contact.
>>69974601
I know we don't rule the world anymore - no one really does, anymore. Still doesn't prove Britain is an American colony.
>>69974576
>Rule the world
>almost invaluable 13 colonies ask for representation
>King Faggot the 3rd gets his bloomers stuck in his pussy
>War ensues
>Wily frenchbros decide to throw us a bone for the memes
>End up wiping the fucking floor, kill the bitches so hard the British send a message asking Americans to stop assassinating officers with headshots
>General Pussy too much of a bitch to surrender his sword himself, sends his first officer to do it.
>Fast forward
>"America pls help Germany is about to take over the world again."
>"K"
>>69974805
To be fair the Brits didn't really care about the Americas.They were too busy with getting tea from Pooland.
>>69974805
>invaluable
you wish
Besides, during that war you shot prisoners for no reason. And thus, the dishonourable, immoral Americans were born.
Still doesn't prove anything, though.
>>69974980
“for daring and desperate is the spirit of those leaders, whose object has always been dominion and power, that they have now openly renounced all allegiance to the crown, and all political connection with this country.”
>yfw even King George III admits that the American spirit is something incredible.
Reporting in
>>69974980
>yfw Cornwallis got dicked so hard he had to beg the germans for help, and still lost
American-French tag team too stronk.
>>69975166
where you at greatest and first ally?
Can kebabs post for colonizing the Europe?
>>69974788
>what is cultural victory
>>69970159
Does Antarctica count?
>>69975286
turkish rape baby cannot post in this thread
>>69973245
>potentialbritishempire
And I potentially fucked ur mum m8
>>69971919
ty for buying into our media culture and emulating all american styles tho senpai. i did enjoy this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
>>69974980
>w-we weren't e-even warring for r-realsies
HAHAHAHAHAHAH hahahahah
>>69973401
cizre a few months ago, eh?
>>69970633
Along with territories like Guam and other islands.
>>69975655
But anon, muslims don't harm people, they are peaceful. It's the religion of peace.
>>69972093
>w w we have Antarctica! And a few acres of land in the pacific!!!
I wonder what Lord Nelson would have to say if he saw you cucks today
>>69972241
We'd rather have you than Puerto Rico.
>>69970159
>colonised
Goddamn I hate British English so fucking much. It sounds so much more obnoxious than American English.
I mean really, why spell it "Encyclopaedia" when you can get rid of an extra vowel by dropping the a?
>>69974980
plz find me one country who is not guilty of mistreating or exploiting their POWs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun
>>69976346
>In 1802, the forces of Mahmud Shah Durrani inflicted a crushing defeat on the Ghilzai tribes, and to discourage further aggression, he ordered one leader and his two sons blown from guns, as well as building a minaret out of Ghilzai skulls.
That is some hardcore shit
>>69972576
>holocaust gooks
>deny it
I am proud of Japan desu.
>>69970272
Not true, the States were NOT the same size in history as they are now. The whole manifest destiny thing was a gradual push West,in the same way the Russians pushes East into Siberia. It wasnt just conquest, but also colonization of native peoples living in those regions. Cross reference this with the Alaska purchase which didnt share any land borders with the US proper, or Puerto Rico conquered from Spain, or the Virgin Islands they purchased from Denmark, or the takeover of the Kingdom of Hawaii, or all those Pacific Islands they took from Japan, or the Philippines they conquered from Spain. And that is not even mentioning the economic neo colonization of large portions of the world. America's been a colonizing beast since the beginning, m8
>>69970272
Fuck, thought you said they didnt and i showed my powerlevel...
There are still Americans in the thread. Do they actually think they are an empire cause if they do that is pretty funny.
>>69974427
Dependency. Better?
>>69970783
>>69970910
>>69971220
>>69972842
>>69973195
>>69973423
>>69973455
>>69973522
>when yanks and yank cocksuckers reply to shit tier bants like it's the best burn ever just because it's in retaliation to a country they don't like
Stay classy you insecure gayboys.
>>69979246
>Australia's bitch thinks they can shit talk with the big dogs
I suppose you colonized the shire or some Maori hutl?
>>69979471
Stay mad, Sherloch-Ness monster.
>>69979589
>I suppose you colonized the shire or some Maori hutl?
Better than all that cholesterol that colonized your arteries, you fat fuck
>>69972225
and england
>>69980006
I'm going to laugh when some raghead steals you bike
>>69980347
>not just stealing another one when that happens
Christ almighty, I bet you even wear a tard-helmet when riding a bike aswel.
>>69976265
The Brits have always and will always be about being hipster and separating the wealthy from the poor. Language is a chief way they devised a long time ago to make it obvious who was rich and who was poor. By continually bastardizing the language and making sure to only spread the changes through the elite they can continue to identify members of the aristocracy by their speech alone.
The U.S., on the other hand, has no predilection towards aristocracy and monarchy and prefers order, classical liberalism, and traditionalism, so we kept our language generally the same throughout our history. (The only main difference coming in the last 30 years as feminism and multiculturalism has made black culture appear stylish.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territory_of_New_Guinea
>>69973162
what did sweden colonize?
>>69980823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_colonization_of_the_Americas
>>69980823
They had a colony of theirs in the Americas, before being taken over by the Dutch, before being taken over by the Anglos.
Also had a few bits of Africa, I think.
>>69980823
we wuz colonialists n shiet
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_overseas_colonies
dont get triggered now
>>69980855
>>69980893
only attempts that turned out to not be worth it. swedish fag talked earlier about how poland doesn't get to post because they never colonized anything.
>>69970159
>>69980971
Actually, Poland had colonies of their own; though not succesful.
I still haven't seen an Indian/Paki/Syrian poster laughing at Europe and UK. This thread doesn't deliver levels of bantz I was expecting from it.
>>69970159
Greenland bitches!
Also some tiny islands somewhere...
>>69981390
just remember who you learned colonization of greenland from.
>>69981390
You did sell the Virgin Islands to America, so I guess it wasn't that much of a waste.
>>69970159
Why has Mexico not posted in this thread yet?
>>69981654
they're busy building walls
Yaay I'm relevant !! Hai guys ! Comfy club :33
No bully please
>>69981654
All they had was the Philippenes and that is only because it was a colonial leftover from Spain.
The moment they achieved independence was the momen their territory started to decline.
Not noteworthy tbqh
>>69981884
Isn't Mexico colonising the U.S?
>>69982150
America does what America has always done; absorb foreigners into a wonderful melting pot (and with melting pot I mean Americanization).
Mexiclaps can try all they want, but will never fall from America's hegemony.
Colonized the following:
- East Africa
- North Africa
- Greek Islands
- North America
- China
Hallo
>>69982543
Legation cities don't count lad
And United Italy had no colonies in the Americas, and the disunited Italian states only had fuckups.
Communities moving to an Anglo-American entity don't count.
>>69982543
>Cant even beat a African country
>>69984361
>he still thinks Italy "lost" against Ethiopia
>he doesn't know about French and Russian mercenaries and military advisors for the Negus
>he doesn't know about British ships supplying hundreds of tons worth of equipment to the negroes
>he doesn't know that the Ethiopians had modern rifles as well as modern artillery
>he doesn't know the British were giving the negroes info about the movement of Italian forces from Eritrea
>he doesn't know there were only 17,000 Italians involved and most of them were killed by disease
>he doesn't know there were over 120,000 Ethiopians troops against us
>he doesn't know that commander Oreste Baratieri wasn't even Italian, but was born in Austria with the name Oreste Baratter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oreste_Baratieri
>he doesn't know we actually pulled out because of a treaty forced upon us by France, Britain and Russia
>he doesn't know the French and the British were considering going to war against Italy over Ethiopia and Rome knew about this
seriously this "LE ITALY LOST TO LE NIGGERS XDDD" meme must end
it's not as bad as Americans who think France can't into war, but it's pretty damn close
the first Italo-Ethiopian war is a pretty damn complex topic and I hate it when people just sum it up as "ITALY CAN'T INTO LE WAR XDDD"
fuck these dumbasses, they should spend their time reading a history book instead of shitposting on the internet
>>69974576
I know ay, how piss weak can you get?
>>69970159
Deutsches Reich reporting in
>>69984569
Holy hell this is some next level butthurt.
>>69984569
You did lose against Ethiopia. You got your shit kicked in and are officially the only European country in history to lose a war to an African nation.
Its a good thing i can post here then
>>69984361
Meanwhile, Britain shows how to do it proper.
>>69984975
kek
Does it count if our vassal colonized some shitty islands?
H-hehe
>>69974491
Darjeeling is great if you like sugar, the subtle taste enables the sweetness to go further.
ayy whats going on in this thread?
Luso-Canadian portuguese on both sides of the family for the last 500 or so years.
Family names say Spanish before that...so mix that up alittle...2/3rd of the the world...do I win ?
>England is a top tier bro
>France is a dirty back stabbing whore.
>>69985751
Oh shit right out of left field it's DENMARK! How's my favorite northern brother doing ?
>>69985950
pretty good mang, my colonies are fucking useless so maeby il trick someone to buy taht island one noone cares about, lord knows i cant trick anyone to buy greenland
>>69986136
Well we got that little island off green land...who owns it at this point...fuck I love the wiskey war.
>>69970159
Your part got pretty much decolonised my friend.
>>69970366
fuck the dutch
To think even Chileans can post here...
bongo bongo don't wanna leave the congo
Hey guys, belgianfag on holiday here. Don't forget the best colony.
>>69970783
oh wow
>>69986450
Don't do balconing please, think of your life.
>>69970159
Not only colonized it, we raped half of Asia.
>>69970159
does bosnia count?
>>69974576
>being this mad
>>69970783
High quality bants
>>69986562
It's an awfully great way to cleanse the gene pool of degenerates.
>>69970783
>>69970783
I have to agree with the Bong here, this is awful, and it's even worse that 'Muricans think this is amazing.
>>69987448
Agree. Not even a fucking smile.
Hey I'm here too
>>69970159
All good things come to an end unfortunately.
>>69970783
BTFO
OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY.
LORDS AND MASTERS OF THE AGE OF DISCOVERIES COMING THROUGH, THIRD EMPIRE NOW.
>>69985565
Oi.
Thats autonomous vassal for you.
Hmm want the V.O.C back.
Hello good sir
>>69987822
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69984569
Calm down Mario
>>69970783
>>69970159
Kek, my ancestors did ambush primitive savages, they conquered half of Eastern Europe.
>>69986345
Fuck off fellow Spicenigger :^^^)
>>69986396
Fucking post-colonial ex-Spanish shitholes piggybacking Spain's good graces.
>>69970159
Delaware, faggits.
