BTFO by a guy whining that his life is hard?
That is statistically untrue
Most people in the military never even see combat. Shit, join the Navy. They have better coffee, anyway.
>>69902622
This.
Also, lots of free gay sex for all the faggots here on /pol/ in the Navy.
>>69902312
I bet that guy gets hazed by his PSG constantly. Sounds like a pussyfart.
>>69902622
>Not joining the chairforce
The worst thing I can remember was when the a/c broke down. It was like another shoa.
>>69902312
Shouldn't have taken a combat job.
90% of people who join won't see combat. More so if in softer branches like the chair force and in more technical specialities.
>>69902312
Nobody forced them to pick a combat mos.
>>69903086
It should be a war crime.
C'mon what soldier really saw 6 deaths in Irak?
Most of them don't even shoot.
>>69902312
>We're bot askig for free rides, we're asking for an even playing field.
This dumb motherfucker.
>>69902312
>reservists bragging about school and civvie jobs
fuck off tampon
This is fucking dumb you can do what i did join the USAF get a non combat job and get all your college for free still or EVEN BETTER, Join you state's Nation guard or Air guard almost never see combat but have to help you state during natural disasters and still get free college but only in that state. people are dumbasses
>>69903086
Kek
>>69902312
Then their family will see the half million dollar life insurance policy. What's the problem? Contrary to popular belief, not every life is precious.
Typical lefty appeal to emotion.
Appeal to emotion does not an argument make.
>>69902312
>become gi
>get upset when died
when will millennials ever learn
>>69902312
Lol that guy is wearing MARPAT. Marines don't join for the free college. They do it for the "first kid on my block with a confirmed kill" and other such memery.
>>69903372
All jobs should have an equal chance of getting you killed. I mean come on, it's 2016!
>join the military
>don't sign up for combat role
What's the point, it'd be like getting aids and not passing it on to every nigger you meet
>>69903542
This is true
>0311 marine here
>>69903304
But that's what a pussy would do. Don't do shit and get welfare for it
>>69902312
Lol even if you get infantry theres still a limited chance you see action or even get deployed. you can fucking load munitions in fucking south korea for 4 years and get the free college. fuck off.
>>69903086
I bet king nigger didn't even give you a Purple Heart and a Medal of Honor for your courage
>>69902312
>born into upper middle-class white family
>parents could afford college
>enlisted in the military for 4 years
>wasn't retarded and picked the Air Force
>didn't get shot at by terrorists and die
>went to "free" college and graduating this spring
Don't be an infantryman, how fucking hard is that?
>>69903086
Oy vey I know those feels
>>69903086
>Be random anon
>Join Chairforce because anon says it was easy
>Recruiter sells me on maintainance
>I have to clean cargo aircraft and make sure they function even though they are poorly designed
>16 hour shifts
And that is the experience you will have if you believe the lies of a recruiter, i also hear Security Forces is pretty shit.
these people would be much more useful as cannon fodder rather than liberal arts graduates
>>69902312
wow what a wingey faggot.
>>69903846
>ever believing a salesman on anything they are selling
Absolutely haram
>>69903846
Well you weren't shot.
>>69903846
Shit nigga, I graduate this year. Got into OSU but I'm thinking about doing ROTC or doing the NUPOC thing for the navy. My other option is to premed and hope I can get into med school. What do?
>>69902312
Options to pay for college, military service or debt.
If you pick service then don't act all uppity about it, we're all paying for education. Some people pay it up front, some over time.
I semi agree with what they are saying. I don't want all the benefits in the army. People who want to serve or have an interest in what they sign up to do shouldn't need incentives to do it. I am sick of all the "welfare queens" that join for just benefits straight out of school with no work experience who sleep and text on the job all day.
Shitters that join for college are just going to drop out anyways after an Associates. Is there not some way we can pay for that instead of all their military training and time wasted baby sitting these 18 yr old privates?
>>69903843
this
>friend wants to become medic
>he now babysits vets at a VA hospital
hes been told he's probably spending his whole term there.
i almost joined the chairforce, but my mother said she was going to disown me, shouldnt have listened to her.
As an adult i still wish i could fly with the bigboys.....
>>69904004
>>69903942
Don't worry boys, i didn't believe a recruiters lies. I am just showing the perils to the impressionable anons here. Also go for load master if you want an easy job, hazard pay just because you are riding in the cargo aircraft all the time.
>>69903640
Even having a combat MOS doesn't mean you'll see combat.
Joining the military for 'combat' is a ridiculous self-defeating notion. The entire purpose of a sophisticated military is to lessen the frequency and intensity of all combat scenarios. Constant, unending 'combat' is a sign of complete operational failure.
If you really want to see "the shit", then you have to consistently volunteer for deployment. You will eventually see a lot of people die, and you might even get to fire down range a few times - how exciting.
>>69903846
>believing a literal salesman
Haha, what a faggot.
Also Security Forces is where they send everybody who fails their assigned job. It's for shit tiers like you who believe the lies and get to check ID cards for 4 years.
>>69904205
How about we don't pay for them at all?
>>69902312
So he was too stupid in high school to get a scholarship and too stupid to join the chair force?? He needs to quit complaining, the world isn't fair, but no one else made those dumb decisions.
>>69904157
ROTC is not bad, just go for a job like load master and stay away from Army/Marines.
>>69903542
Aren't most of the US Marines from the South or actually care about "muh cuntryy" whereas the US army is "more diverse" and people do it for free college (although this won't always be the case)
>>69904306
kek, i wrote it to sounds authentic. I never fell for the salesman lies however i do know somebody who did.
>>69904216
No shit?
My mom said the same thing when I got offered rotc with the marines
What's with moms and disowning the military?
You have many choices when you graduate high school and your family doesn't have the cash to pay for college
>get a scholarship (probably won't work if you hadn't been working for it for a little while)
>get student loans on the assumption that you'll be able to pay them off
>get a job and be a part time student - it'll take a little longer to graduate, but less or no debt
>join the military
>or, you know, not go to college
Joining the military and getting shot at is a choice you don't have to make
>>69904377
I kind of want to do actual combat roles, rather than sit around and only do menial labor. Do officers get to jump from C-130s?
>>69902312
What a cockfag. I had a right good time at war. Yea it was hard, dirty and dangerous, BUT it was the best time of my life.
Reminder that if you think everyone should go to college, you're part of the problem.
College is expensive because millions of retards think it's mandatory, and colleges would be stupid to not milk those idiots for all they're worth. Ironically, their obsession with attending has turned the mandatory meme into a self fulfilling prophecy.
>mfw when I'm getting my nuclear enginnering degree though the Navy and will never see combat
>>69904453
>Joining the military and getting shot at is a choice you don't have to make
This. We're not Israel and there is no draft. No one forces you to join the military. People need to take responsibility for their life choices.
>>69904861
THANK YOU
Higher demand means higher price. Why don't liberals understand basic economics?
>>69904692
Thats more for SF and shit like Army Airborne iirc, combat jobs are overrated though. If you really insist though you could try Para rescue but i don't know if you are fit for it, basically they go behind lines and rescue captured and wounded and are almost guaranteed to get shot at.
"I want to get told to drive to a town where i get hit by an IED, Thanks Command!"
>>69902622
this, but ive seen coast guard and navy in afghanistan, so it really depends on your job playboy.
>>69903214
I was deployed to Afghanistan, we lost 4 guys in my company and we had several more wounded. But to be quite honest we did more killing then being killed, something 79 confirmed enemy in the first 6 months. After then they slowed down but by the end of the deployment it was over 130. That's not even including all the guys that the Apaches got.
>>69905097
oh shit restrepo i thought you died
>>69904279
One month after basic I was deployed. And got shot at in the first week being in country.
>>69905068
I just want to go HALO jumping, don't really care about the dangers behind it. Should I talk to a recruiter soon, I don't think I would ever do enlisted though.
Thanks for the help anon
>>69905312
so straight from basic you went to a combat zone? damn youre badass
>>69902312
except most people in the military don't ever see action.
>>69905191
I was in uruzgan. I think that was in the kunar.
>>69905418
Not a lot of jobs really guarantee HALO really only special forces and like one group of Rangers does it. As for talking to a recruiter its up to you but i personally think going ROTC would be more priority and going in as an officer with that pay increase that comes with it would be better.
>you will never be american
>you will never join the army after highschool
>get sent to exotic locations
>no wars on at the moment so hardly any risk of death or injury
>just get sent to chillax in Jordan, saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE
>get taught how to fight
>become big and strong
>learn how to kill people with guns
>get opportunity to learn arabic
>whenever you have leave/days off there are ALWAYS little arab sluts who find you attractive because you've essentially conquered and cucked their country who will send you nudes or want to meet up
>get to go back to university for free
>go back in your early 20s when socialising is EZ and fucking 18-19 year olds is literally shooting fish in a barrel in comparison to when you're also 18/19
>when you'rein uni get to fuck more arab sluts with common ground and arabic
>graduate free college and get a real job with no debt
I don't see why you wouldn't join the american army for free college DESU
It's not like you'd be sent to helmand province afghanistan to try and beat the taliban
>>69905468
No, I was just telling the guy that if you set yourself up right you can get into combat if you want. Seeing combat is not some rare thing in the military if you look for it. As for begging to get deployed as if it was not going to happen is bullshit back in the day. Now of this annon is a new guy then yea getting deployed is not as common.
>>69904861
>College is expensive because millions of retards think it's mandatory,
college is pretty much mandatory, if the same people go into trades. tradesmen's wages will decline.
technological unemployment and outsourcing ftw. wooo
>>69905812
>araboo
>flag
Checks out.
>>69903086
Tell me Jack. How many Holocaust deniers and anitsemites are there in the forces? The number of people here that claim to have served in the forces interlocked with their disdainful views really disturb me
>>69905812
Frankly its not always a promise, sometimes you can end up in what is referred to as a "Black hole" base where you just sit there for like 90% of your time. However i have a buddy who was at a black hole base that got sent to Japan for a year.
>>69905834
whats your mos?
>>69905782
You don't sing up for ROTC at a recruiter? Never knew that, guess I'll have to find one of their offices then, since they don't have one at my high school.
>>69906051
That would be pretty hard to gauge, Fritz. People don't exactly walk around saying the holohoax never happened to anyone who will listen.
>>69906103
IIRC they usually have offices for it at colleges could be wrong though. However i misunderstood your comment earlier, yea you should be able to sign up for ROTC at the recruiter.
OP BTFO
1 post, then silence and shame
>>69905468
>so straight from basic you went to a combat zone?
That entire shithole is a combat zone. There is no "front line" or "non-combat role" in the desert. Sandniggers take shots at transports, medical caravans, and women.
>>69906316
i dont know if you can read sarcasm or not, but i was being sarcastic with him, he said he went straight from basic, but never said anything about your MOS training, I know whats it like over there I was in Afghanistan.
>>69906241
Ah, I see and I guessed the difficulty of suck assumption. All I wanted is a wild guess, a loose number. Also John, pls I´m Hans. Fritz is my neighbour and currently not home aka not posting
>>69906090
19d
>>69903846
>be anon named "me"
>want free college and some job experience
>chose Sky Navy
>be smart and actually score a 98 on my ASVAB.
>have top choices of jobs
>don't pick a shit job
>mfw
what
ex-AF here, AFSC 3D0X4
like maybe 5% of the navy and AF see any type of combat, 15% of army at best. It's not my fault if you're a retarded redneck or dumb nigger and sign into the marines.
Most of my time was spent sitting in a chair behind a guarded door, and when I wasn't working it was spent basically on vacation because I was being stationed in places people pay to visit.
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
>>69906281
>rafael beinvenido cruz
>>69906613
actually it was a 96 my bad.
>>69906601
get rekt by being a cav scout
>>69904439
The two notions you mentioned are both memes with variable grounding in reality. The Army is only marginally more diverse and both branches are overwhelmingly Southern, white, and motivated by patriotism.
>>69906613
>Sky Navy
kek
>>69902312
Why didn't they sight up for non-combat positions?
>>69903086
audible chuckles were had at this post
>>69906049
The idea isn't to become Arab but fuck their delicious, taboo women.
>>69903086
>nonner-detected
get the fuck out of my air force you loser
>>69906801
because they think they're tough and are too stupid to know better
how else do you get people to run into bullets willingly?
why do you think all the ads for it are so simplistic and over-patriotic
More likely to die in the coast Guard trying to save some idiot fisherman
>>69907056
hows security forces treating you faggot
>>69907143
>when a secfo refers to himself as "SF"
>>69907143
close but no cigar, dont you have my pay to be fucking up or something? or are you on youre third break of your 6 hour office shift?
>>69906686
Whatever dude. Hit, Iraq in 2006 then did a back to back in Afghanistan. I don't give a shit what your mos is if you can fight you can fight.
>>69907238
I bet your maintenance on the AWACs.
>>69907238
shouldn't you be working you 15 hour ID checking shift?
can't let any of those bad terrorists in the base!
>>69907238
hahah close? how much closer can I get, what are you a red hat? its not my fault you couldnt score higher on the asvab
>>69905812
>try and beat the taliban
topkek
>>69907237
yeah no shit I lol at them when they get all upitty
>>69905981
That's why Trump's gonna bring manufacturing jobs and such back from overseas. That way it's not mandatory, rather than us paying for everyone else's college.
>>69907291
closer, but not quite
>>69907356
>making fun of secfo
>g-guys? am i cool yet?
>>69906893
10/10 would infiltrate
>>69907434
what the fuck is a red hat? nonners are weird
>>69907509
>>69907434
>>69907291
>>69907238
>>69907056
I have nooo idea what you guys are talking about.
Brrrrt? Ay? No? Ok....
>>69907590
those faggot ass range rangers or are you a bad ass raven?
>>69907509
Don't tell me you are a flyer.
>be middle class white guy
>athletic, do well in school w/o having to try
>full ride NROTC scholarship
>graduating & commissioning May 14
>gonna be a pilot
Pretty excited desu senpai. Really want to fly the F-35, but I'm still a long ways off from that. At least I'll be in Pensacola, its a decent city.
>>69907800
We are guessing the mans job, theres a lot of jobs that allow the USAF to run and a lot of them are not even combat jobs.
>>69907854
F-35? Navy or Af? If AF, how you gonna pay the flight hours?
>>69907854
F-22 is way better, F-35 is a fat chicken.
Thrust vectoring tho
>>69903086
>It was like another shoa.
>>69907835
nah im a maintainer, you just got the wrong airframe, i would kill to be a flyer though honestly those dudes dont do shit, plus dat flight suit
>>69907915
hes acting like hes a raven, the dude is security forces in japan
>>69907915
Yeah I guessed that, but your military slang really throws me off. Hmm thought I´m more or less informent about your branches but I guess I´m far off
>>69904157
Avoid NUPOC AT ALL COSTS. Naval nuclear may have nice bonuses but your job will be hell on Earth.
>>69908026
a fucking maintainer lol
>>69907812
>those faggot ass range rangers
i still dont know what that is, i hope your not talking about cct, those dudes are the real deal. You do know that secfo isnt the only essential personnel right?
>>69908058
its alright ahmed it takes about less than 2 months of active duty to know what people are talking about.
>>69905812
>whenever you have leave/days off there are ALWAYS little arab sluts who find you an attractive target and blow themselves up when you're near
>We aren't asking for free rides, we're asking for an even playing field.
The playing field is even.
>>69902312
you're more likely to die in a car accident than in the US military. In fact, an alarming amount of military deaths are vehicle related (car, truck, aircraft, etc). This person is retarded and should probably stay in the military.
>>69908056
>i blatantly come out and say my field of work
>still doesnt know
you do a lot of community service, dont you?
>>69908170
please dont try to include maintainers, your worse than truck drivers in the military with their "back bone of the army" BS
>>69908026
You a fighter maintainer?
I hear those aren't nearly as bad to deal with as the AWACs and what not.
>>69908252
kek
>>69908302
you moron you posted that before me
>>69903843
>enlist in Army as 13F artillery forward observer
>deploy 4 times
>three Bronze Stars and ten Army Commendations medals in 12 years of service
>multiple award narratives and evaluation reports talking about how many kebabs I've removed as a Fire Supporter
>been shot at, IED'd, RPG'd and mortar'd countless times
>never got a scratch
>bitches instantly drop panties for me when I talk about my deployments
>now an officer
>just finished my degree in Comp Sci
>currently on deployment 5
>still removing kebabs every day
Feels good not being a pathetic weakling cuck
>>69902312
I hate the fact that I know like 10 people that went to the military while I busted my ass working for 8 years. They all got back and had military (tax payer ) money and went out and bough houses and new trucks and shit. I didn't have shit to show for all the hard work I had done. None of them were put in life threatening situations. They were all Parachute riggers, mechanics, supply/req, etc. None of them ever got shot at. Why the fuck should those assholes get those types of benefits? Fuck that shit.
>>69902312
>watching football
>pro NFL team vs. neighborhood fun team
>pro NFL team constantly destroys the other team
>most games the neighborhood team doesn't even land a single point
>neighborhood team works hard, but doesn't have the talent, size or leadership to compete
>get a brilliant idea
>pull the victim card
>start protesting that the game isn't fair, and is stacked in the other teams favor
>ask for one simple thing
>that the playing field be level
>NFL team asks how this would be possible
>neighborhood team says, 'well we'll play on a hill, and you guys get the low ground, that makes it fair
>but how is that level?
>MUHHHHH EQUALITY
>NFL team says fuck that, we don't want to play anymore
>lose all purpose in life, stop fucking their wives, stop playing football altogether, no one goes to games anymore
>neighborhood team spikes ball and does victory dance
>>69908058
If you hang out with a lot of military people it will rub off on you pretty quick.
>>69908351
it would really depend on which side youre asking that question lol. im biased as fuck so of course im gonna say that heavies are easier to work on.
What i do know is they definitely break less often
>>69908329
maybe not the army, but without a doubt the hardest working people in the normal air force
>>69905523
cobra?
>>69908568
lmfao....shut up already
>>69908409
Remove kebab, soldier man
Also where in the sandbox are you deployed to?
>>69908677
youre really upset bro, are you thinking about hurting yourself?
>>69908677
Without maintainers the vehicles would not function nearly as well, the USAF is that to the farthest extent because a lot of USAF inventory is more than a decade old so shit just starts breaking.
>>69905523
I'm KAF right now. We are bombing TB fuckers every day in Uruzgan. Shahide Hasas and Deh Rawud. Shitheads don't even know what hit em.
>>69906281
>geophysical consultant
what happened to
>muh dad the humble dishwasher
Everything about Lyin' Ted is irksome.
t. geophysicist
>>69902312
>Fucking Leaf
Because every little faggot needs a free degree in Wymynz Studies and Nog History.
>>69905812
I would totally join the US military 2bh
>>69908740
nah cause i have shit to show what I did in the military, all you have to show is how to restock the plane for real men to do the combat ops
>>69907854
>>69907973
>>69907995
Is it that easy to fly jet fighters in your country?
> tfw get to go home on the weekends in austrian """army"""
Woulnd't have it any other way. Also lol @ paying for uni XD
>>69908911
you still sound upset, remember to keep your mental resiliency !!!!
>>69908418
Is Obi-Wan Kenobi coaching football teams?
>>69907973
Flight school in the military is free m8. And Navy, so hopefully I get to fly the F-35C. But I'll probably get stuck with helos.
>>69907995
F22 is supposed an air superiority fighter. F-35 is jack of all trades, master of none.
>>69902312
>welfare queens debating welfare queens
>>69909047
you should do a power point on taking the truth like a cuck
>>69908708
Kandahar Airfield. All the smaller FOBs shut down. Most of them anyway. Few weeks ago I was out in helmand at the old Marine / Brit base Bastion Leatherneck. We are all about training and advising the ANA now but we sneak in an air strike here and there.
>>69902312
Complete bullshit.
If you're not a complete idiot you can easily get a non combat MOS and do your time like most other faggots and get your free college.
If you're dumb enough to sign up for infantry or combat jobs, then you are willingly accepting potential death.
Not my fault the Jews brainwashed you into believing you were GI Joe.
>>69908948
Sure but only officers get to be flyers.
>>69909187
Is Helmand still as much of a shithole as it was a few years ago? Or have we somewhat brought control there
>>69909153
its probably already been done
>>69902312
>not privileged
>parents can't afford college
Fuck off, there are tons of hand outs, from scholarships to PELL grants
The biggest problem are the retards that don't take studying seriously and would rather go to a four year university with no idea of what to do and party instead of taking it slow and paying little at a community college.
>>69906893
Absolutely haram. Moar.
>>69904450
Maybe they aren't as cuckold as you are?
>>69909187
>tfw fob salerno was shut down
I miss rocket city
>>69902312
>priveledge
>>69909310
It was pretty bad a few weeks ago. We have a very small contingency on Bastion Leatherneck and they were getting rocketed for a while. But things when quiet when poppy harvest started up. Uruzgan is real bad. The ANA / AUP get fuck ed up daily. I feel bad for them.
>>69902467
Its stupid. What do they want, for all kids to be taken from their parents and raised by a robot with equal parenting skill and resources?
>my generation is the only one that has experienced such strife and hardships
What a self important dipshit.
>>69909535
I remembered we were training the cops and there was a dude with the downs....we fucking lol'd
>>69902312
>and so I project my anger and resentment of my parents lack of foresight, onto rich strangers who I demonize and want to force to pay through the nose.
>Oh, and I have no intention of saving for my childrens future either(if I have some, overpopulation and all that), so they'll probably get sucked into higher taxes and the socialist trap as well.
>>69909469
Yeah, every FOB and COP I was ever at is gone or in ANA control.... Orgun-E, Sharan (I literally helped build that place), Shkin, Pasab/Wilson, Frontenac, Shah Wali Kot, Siah Choy, Ramrad... all gone. Even half of KAF is shut down, almost entire boardwalk gone. Very sad.
>>69908252
This. Around Muslims never relax
>>69906693
So the South could take over the country via the military in fact.
And burn niggers, jews and faggots and crucified your monkey president.
>free
>free
>free
>free
I hate this fucking word in political rhetoric.
>>69909784
I was in salerno when the taliban tried to ovverrun us.
>>69902312
I worked my ass off juggling part time jobs to pay for school. It's taken 6 years but I'm finally about to have my degree in mechanical engineering and I don't owe any one a dime.
People are lazy and don't realize that there alternatives to debt or military service. Not everyone deserves to go to school and it doesn't need to be free. If everyone goes to higher education then the degree becomes meaningless and we are left with an abundance of over qualified welfare Queens that will rufuse to work crappy jobs.
>>69908948
Kinda. I had to pay for LASIK so I could pass the flight physical. But all in all, much easier than I expected. 4 years of free college, a total of 32 hours of ROTC classes, and Boom - get to go to flight school.
>>69910144
Yeap I remember that. I only stopped in Salerno a few times on the way to Orgun-E. Seemed like a nice place. I got here to KAF not too long after the last big attack here when the Taliban breached the perimeter.
>>69908948
If you're qualified. I'm not because I was questionably color blind, even though a third party examination proved that I wasn't.
>>69908104
I want to work in the nuclear field after, maybe go back to school and get a Ph.D. How would one become a submarine captain? That also sounds fun.
>>69902312
This is a fucking dumb argument aside from what other anons are pointing out. How entitled do you have to be to expect free tuition. It's not the fact that they joined the military that they got "free" college. It was because they WORKED for it.
>>69908414
Sounds like you're upset that you hate your God-given freedoms in your homeland but you're in too much denial to recognize it.
>>69903214
Had a classmate who was a Marine machinegunner in Afghanistan and Iraq. When he gets drunk he'll tell you about beating a guy to death with his empty MG's buttstock.
>>69902312
I agree with this tbqh
>>69909413
She said she's next in the UK in July.
She basically just wants to use me as a dildo so I'm probably not going to talk to her much more until closer to the time.
It's funny because I first found her on kik maybe 2 years ago when she was in her final year of highschool and we used to argue about The Middle East , America, al quaeda, Arab culture and she mostly acted like a bitch and was basically practising , hardline Muslim, Muslim-supremacist, alwuaeda/al nusra supporter sort. Then one time I sent her a picture of my dick by accident because I was sleepy and clicked on the wrong kik convo by accident. And then she didn't talk to me for a few weeks until I explained it was an accident. A number of weeks after that we started sexting and she said stuff like that she wanted me to ruin her virginity with my kuffar dick. Then after that abruptly she totally stopped talking to me because I think she was embarrassed.
Then 1.5 years later, after being at uni in Qatar for a year and a bit, she responds to a message and asks "who is this" as though she didn't remember but starts flirting basically from the outset. Oh well. She could easily get bored or go off it before July but it could be bretty gud
So is the corpsman rate still overflooded? Currently a non-college wage-slave that's thinking of getting a trade/free-college through the Navy. Got a cousin who's currently doing ET in the navy and it doesn't seem to bad.
>Tfw too cemented in my degenerate pot-smoking lifestyle to take the first step.
Shit sucks m8.
I also did 4 years of NJROTC in HS so does that still count for an upped pay-grade if I enlist?
>lost sense of smell in a lab accident in high school
I know that I just shouldn't tell anyone about it and no one will find out, but will I be at a disadvantage? Is there anything I should look out for?
All the vets I've mentioned it to have told me I'm lucky, not having to smell the shit they put you through, but I'd be fucked if I was suddenly asked to clean the smell out of a humvee and couldn't tell when I was done.
>>69912230
>I also did 4 years of NJROTC in HS so does that still count for an upped pay-grade if I enlist?probably. But stop smoking the herbal jew now if you want any chance of making it into the Navy. I know for a fact if you answer yes on most of the pre-screening drug questions you'll be disqualified.
>>69912479
Just never tell those MEPs niggers, they will drop you for literally anything.
>>69912542
Oh yea, I know not to talk about smoking the herbal jew before I get into office :^).
But that's cool, honestly I really enjoyed JROTC but when I went to college for a year all the NROTC fags at my uni took it way to seriously. And how far into the process do they actually drug-test you? And it's a piss-test right?
>>69902312
You're a grade A idiot
>>69912479
your olfactory nerves got destoryed?
How? What chemical?
I smell a good greentext hurrhurr
>>69906051
Fuck off schlomo
>>69912479
You might be charged with perjury or something if they find out you lied during mep, but it would only stick if you had medical records indicating you can't smell.
>>69912743
Yes theres a piss test but iirc cannabis traces leave your system after a few months. But pot is just a misdemeanor in some volume, and those are forgiven normally. Just don't beat your kids.
>>69912670
Anosmia is a pretty solid unwaiverable disability as far as they're concerned. I just think I'm smart enough to bathe regularly and do my laundry.
A marine also just told me that if they do find out, tell them it happened after the tear gas room.
>>69912951
No kids to beat yet anon. All my coworkers in their early 20's do though and I feel like I shouldn't be wasting that gifted time at a 30-40hr/wk job when I could be doing better things.
Also what are the chances of getting to choose the WEST-PAC? Does it depend on ASVAB scores or how you do in Boot?
>>69912855
Nitric acid in a gold cleaning solution.
I should have wafted.
>>69902312
>Can't into draft
Sure, it probably will never happen but if men (read: only men) do not sign up for the selective service they cannot drive, go to college, or have freedom.
Women are given this shit for free.
>>69913149
You might have some option to go overseas, but ultimately it comes down to what the Navy wants to do with you. At least thats as sure as I can say, because I myself am an Air Force fag, and thats how it works on my end.
>>69912068
Nice. Well, good luck and have fun.
>>69902312
Sounds like someone wasn't good enough for a scholarship or doesn't want to lower themselves to a community college.
>>69913610
Do you have time for vidya? Would it be feasible to haul a gaming computer/laptop around for my gaming needs?
>>69902312
Ex national guard here. I just used skype and played yahtzee all day with my superiors and practiced emergency protocols for state evacs or stationing.
I literally never once fired my gun out of anything besides target practice and field operations. My chum who went to airforce said they had the best rations while on patrol. I just got giga loads of granola and "super donuts" which are donuts made with a fuckton of vitamins
>>69913962
In the Airforce its possible, but the guy has a point. No matter what branch you join its up to where they want to send you.
>>69913962
Normally you have at least some personal time during the day, so you can play then. Laptops are the absolute best for that though because they're portable. Once you get past training you start to get more and more liberties and, again, I can only make an educated guess, being allowed to own a laptop should be one of them.
>never had a real job
>economics degree
>decent score on AFOQT
>accepted as contracting officer
I'm scared.
>>69914435
Don't be. Officers are treated like royalty.
>>69914435
You will get a hang of it, you can learn a lot of shit just by being observant and seeing what the people around you do.
>>69903086
Fucking noners. God damn mx needs different pay scale from paper pushers.
>>69914435
Doesnt the airforce literally fasttrack you to any career as an officer by placing you in an office or something?
>>69909559
The truth is quite sad.
So all he can give as a response to "you should work for your education" is that he doesn't wanna because life is unfair. What a fucking little bitch
>>69902312
I love when people use the "born in privilege" they must think that the first of my family just born with it, that he didn't have to do something to get it. The "privileged family" is not guilty of the bad choices of your family.
>>69902312
>free college
>not a free ride
>even playing field
Fucking commies and their word games
Who wants to bet this cuck is majoring in stupid?
>>69902312
I'm enlisted in the marines and leave in a few months, and I didn't join for the free college, I joined because I want to be a marine.
My MOS is a POG MOS (electronics maintenance) so I don't have to worry about dying, not that I'd be worried about that. After how ever many years I have to be electronics maintenance I'm going to go 03.
>>69902312
A quality degree doesn't come cheap.
If free college comes, the free college degrees are mostly going to be worthless. The good public colleges that will presumably become free (UCLA, Berkeley, UIUC, UT Austin etc) will even be more difficult to get into (less niggers, more asians kek)
If you just want the education and not some super valuable degree, entirely reasonable, go to community college. They're fucking cheap, plus community colleges are still pretty valuable if you're smart enough to apply your skills.
YOU DON'T NEED TO GO A 40K/y COLLEGE THAT GIVES YOU A SHIT DEGREE
>wanna be a career mechanic cause it's fucking cool,got a problem?
>thinking of joining military for experience, decent pay and good cover for education after time is up
I mostly want to work on wheeled vehicles, what should I do and which branch, guys?
>>69915398
I mean if theres a war youll be put in a combat role.
In the Marines you're an infantryman before whatever it was you were trained to do.
>>69902312
I lived literally below the poverty line (~$13K a year) with my family for years.
When I applied to college, I was offered full coverage (with loans of course, but not that high) at numerous institutions.
How are people not able to afford education when universities literally have a grant pool set aside for financial aid?
>>69915527
Like every kid who enlists wants to do a mechanic or infantry job. Go with the Marines or Army if you want something like that.
>>69904173
No, service to the country is of a higher geometric plane than becoming a debtor.
I did not get that, but people that do can be uppity about that because it is 'up' relatively.
"We're all paying for " your mil education benefit, yeah, and who is paying for our freedom by watering the tree of freedom with the blood of patriots and enemies alike? Civilian clerical workers and NEETs?
New Jersey here. All of our public colleges are tuition free for national guard soldiers and airmen so you could be a once a month weekend desk jockey or a cook and still get free public college (even for graduate degrees).
>>69915946
Its the cucked middle class kids who are oblivious to their 'privilege'. They complain when their FAFSA only grants them 4000 dollars in aid.
>>69909187
>Kandahar
Frank?
>>69907061
For the murderkube, faggot.
>>69902312
Service guarantees citizenship.
At least that's the way it should be.
>>69915954
Would a mechanic job in the marines be cushier or anything special compared to doing it in the army?
Sometimes I can't help but to feel that the benefits we get in the Air Force are too much. I get that they're mostly incentives to get people to join but besides equivocable college credit there are so many little things that I feel like I don't really deserve it. Like Im practically set for life once I get out and all I had to do was do what I was told.
>>69916407
based poo in loo
>>69916513
Probably not thb. you get to call yourself a marine, which is just a glorified soldier if were they're honest with themselves. In terms of comfy it goes USAF > Navy >>>>Army > Marines
>>69916513
Marines get literally the worst of everything, they share a budget with the Navy and have hand me downs from every branch. Army does get newer stuff thats easier to work on.
>>69916973
>>69916996
Thanks.
>>69902312
That post is so bluepilled it's mind boggling... translation: "it's everyone else's fault that I joined the military, now give me free shit in order to 'level the playing field' because I view your families hard work as privlidge!"
What a pansy faggot!
>>69902312
>I'm in the reserve
Hahahahaha, fucking cuck
>>69904453
if everyone had this mentality, our military would be too small for us to stay alive as a country against foreign invaders.
>>69903086
>joined navy
>literally the toughest thing I have to do all year is the mandatory training they call you up for
>doesn't even affect me because I love fitness
but don't get me started on the submarine rides
>>69917433
This. For God's sake the only reason the military provides the amount of tuition assistance it does is to bait people into joining.
>>69917472
My pals in the national guard always joked that the submarines in the navy were always jam packed and you could express the population density in terms of dick meters squared
>>69903922
Hi mark
>>69917737
partially true
I spent nearly a months time in a submarine once and never felt so homesick in my life
>>69916407
An Indian that knows to poo in the loo, how refreshing.
>>69916229
They complain because they are shit with money and think they are entitled to spend money on raving. FAFSA always was more than enough for me to get by on and still have some extra spending money.
>>69918555
To be fair I did also work 20 hours a week at an on campus job, but my point still stands.
>>69902312
Dude just go kill for globalism and then come home to a worthless degree you couldve already gotten for free if you had more melanin lmao
>>69902312
>six people in one unit killed
People need to learn how to lie better than that
>>69906893
>>69912068
Well this gave me a raging hard on. I'm proud of you, Achmed
>>69902312
Can you join the US army even though you're still not a citizen?
>>69914435
be confident in a quiet way, try to speak as little as possible but say exactly what you need to, and make three decent social connections in your...whatever the fuck officers contracting will be doing.
best of luck.>>69914565
THIS.
>>69919873
I think there are some conditions that allow you if you're applying for citizenship or something like that.
>>69916407
i bet you poo n the loo
good on you!
>>69908948
If youre a manlet you get to fly the cool jets. If you have any sort of height on you then you'll probably never fly a jet. Maybe back seating though
>>69902312
>my parents didn't pay for college
>I didn't join the military
>I paid off my student loans
WOW IT'S NOTHING
>>69920258
My father is already a citizen and is going to take me in america anyway.
>>69920565
Around blacks, never relax.
>>69920511
How old are you and how much was your tuition?
>>69902622
>navy
Naw mang.
Join the airforce.
You figuratively don't do shit.
I don't remember anything and I was there for 4 years.
>tfw going to try to join Army EOD after college
Hoping I can Jew past the colorblind test otherwise its gonna be boring ass chair force or navy for me
Am i the only one who gets angry at Americans bitching about priviledge?
>>69920854
Navy and AirForce EOD is infinitely better anyways.
>>69920854
Also you can't jew past the color vision test because MEPs jews past you.
>>69921000
REEEE FUCK THIS GAY COLORBLIND SHIT
Just how much shit am I disqualified for in the military?
>>69908409
They allow you to browse 4chan while deployed?
>>69903846
When you have to maintain any piece of equipment it quickly becomes apparent to you that the engineer(s) that designed it give zero fucks about how easy it is to do your job.
Some of the older stuff they seemed to at least acknowledge that someone has to work on it in the field, but by now we've pretty much run out of parts and the training just isn't there anymore. So you open it up and some guy 20 years ago jury rigged a genius solution that no one alive today has the time to figure out.
But hell, as long as their internet still works no one really cares about the rest of it anyway.
>>69902312
>not joining the national guards
>>69902312
>we're asking for an even playing field
then fuck off to China, commie scum
