>Australia has the distinction of being the most reliable ally in terms of fighting war shoulder to shoulder with Americans - There’s no another country that’s been in as many conflicts on the side of the US as Australia.
>Trump is someone who believes that allies take advantage of the US. If you believe our allies take advantage of us, the ally that is hardest to make that case for is Australia.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT TRUMP THINKS OF AUSTRALIA. HOW CAN HE SUCK ALLY ISRAEL DICK FOR SO LONG BUT IGNORE USA BEST FRIEND?!?!?!
Australia is a mess
>>69753050
He just can't handle all the banter.
>>69753090
>>69753200
I swear we'll pay for Pine Gap military base, just don't put a tariff on our shitposts PLEASE I BEG YOU
>>69753090
this post shows, Canada and USA are true friends. Australia is an embarrassment.
sorry "matey"! you can keep being our bitch
>>69753050
>>69753248
Relax, you are going to be fine.
Its fucking Saudi Arabia that he hates the most and most likely will get the shaft under his presidency.
I don't think anybody will care though and he will do the world a great service.
>>69753248
Aussie shitposts are it's most important export, We'd never deny the world such a precious resource.
Unless it's oil.... then that shit is our.
The only reason the US sucks up to Israel is for a solid ally in the middle east where there is oil. Why should they care about the south Pacific?
>>69753272
1v1 me in cricket dumb chink milkbagging stoner - your country is less faithful to USA than us. also pay NATO debnts.
>>69753887
crickey! someone's got sand in their vagina!
go back to your barby fucking abo scum
>>69753050
I work with about 10 Aussies here in Afghanistan. They are the best of bros. We mercilessly banter at them and they take it like champs. At the end if the day, we are all working together to crush kebabs.
>>69753493
>Its fucking Saudi Arabia that he hates the most
I'd argue Turkey. He also seems pretty dead set on making the tribe pay us for our constant military support.
>>69754989
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>Trump is someone who believes that allies take advantage of the US.
It's true though. America's allies, including Australia, are parasites upon America.
>>69753050
im sorry how many aircraft carriers does australia have compared to the US? my thoughts exactly, stay quiet manlet nation of no military force that suckles on the tits of great american babylons
Trump wants an Emu VP and after the Emu Empire crushed the Australians, Aussies aren't even seen as an option.
With this alliance, Trump will make Chocobos real.
>>69755930
>he thinks carriers will be relevant in a big war and won't be turned to scrap within the first month of the war by endless waves of anti-ship missiles
It will be like what carriers did to battleships.
>>69753050
Getting cucked THIS HARD by your allies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
You can't make this shit up
>>69756191
shush it petrov
American here.
We never think about you.
>>69753887
Trump disagrees with the Iraq war and he dodged going to Vietnam. Canada is Trump greatest ally
>>69753050
Don't worry Australia, I think you're cool. Except for your abbos and gun laws, fuck those.
>>69755578
>Not rare to me
Feels bad man.
>>69756191
Wow they really got cucked hard.
I seriously thought it was a parody article for a second.
why the fuck are we being nice to LEAF in this thread?
>>69754366
>this should really piss him off now
>>69753050
It's ok. What Trump thinks of Australia is irrelevant.
Hillary still likes us, and she is going to win the election. Let the burgercunts feel smug now and we can laugh our tits off when they're stuck with that beady eyed bitch for 8 years.
I wouldn't really worry about it Australia.
When he's talking about people taking advantage, he's mostly talking about Saudi Arabia and Germany, places that are overflowing with money and that we protect.
He may want Australia to put money towards having a base there to protect them, but I doubt it's high on the priority.
>>69756062
Daily reminder carriers are still BA
>>69757289
Pride cometh before the fall
>>69753050
>pround to be a cuck
wew lad, just wew.
>>69757549
Go home, abott. You're drunk, and you have australiniggers to feed.
>implying Canada isn't the US's greatest ally
You're halfway across the world. Your only ally is the abos.
