Let's get another one of these going.
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Most recent one
r8 & h8
Step aside, plebs.
>>69744759
This was me most recently also
>>69744690
>>69744690
rate me
Blue= You can post
Purple= You can lurk
>Green= Don't fucking post
Red= You can post, just because you're probably a joke.
R8 me guyz.
Green master race reporting in.
>>69744690
>only 2 axis
capitalism lmao
>>69746753
What site is the right one?
>>69744690
r8 me m8s
>>69746753
>feeling
kill yourself
>all these question imply humanity matters
human scum pls
>>69746955
16 personalities
>>69747535
>not seeking greater depth from life by seeking meaning and purpose
I would tell you to kill yourself but I do value harmony
>>69746753
this makes no sense.
Why the fuck are so many of you pleased to be authoritarian? Does this please your Trump God?
>>69746251
jesus christ may life have mercy on you
>>69747076
>>69748154
luv it mane
>>69744759
Deluded
>>69744815
Retarded
>>69744864
Actually retarded
>>69744864
Cuck
>>69744882
Cuckoo
>>69745321
Why?
>>69745485
What the fickle
>>69746086
More retarded than the right wing authoritarian
>>69746251
9/10
>>69746753
Boring and stupid
>>69747076
Ignorant
>>69748471
nice b8 m8
wtf am I
>>69748097
An ideological society requires authoritanianism to prevent degeneracy. If you want a good society you cannot have such a silly concept as giving people "freedom".
>>69748471
>More retarded than the right wing authoritarian
Who will build the roads?
>>69748757
The Invisible Hand
>>69748608
you're a degenerate that believes humanity is inherently good and selfless instead of evil and selfish
Can someone explain to me the difference between authoritarian Red and Blue?
>>69749121
Socialism versus Capitalism.
>>69749256
So say I'm socially conservative and believe in a large government. I'm red?
>>69748471
At least I'm not retarded.
>>69749384
pretty much
anarcho-communist here
>>69749384
the left-right axis represents economic views while the authoritarian-libertarian axis represents social ones.
>>69749819
Suicide is really not as bad as they say, trust me.
>>69749819
kill yourself commie
>>69749957
fuck off fascist
>>69750057
You're asking for a helicopter ride, my friend :)
>>69750057
Also
>Constitution Party
>fascist
WEW LAD
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>>69748154
Do you seriously have the disk defragmenter on your task bar?
>>69749384
Yes. You are authoritarian in your principles, liberal in your economics.
>>69750223
FASCISTS GET OUT
>>69750941
COMMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEE
>>69746251
>>69749819
I don't want to be associated with you people...
I want to SAVE society, not destroy it!
Marx, help me...
>>69750941
The closest thing to a fascist are the Authoritarian left folks.
Fascism literally comes from the word "fascio". A word synonymous to community, together, bundle, things like that. It's philosophy was that one twig alone is weak and easily snapped in half, but you take many twigs, put them together and bundle them up, they become harder to snap.
This is very idea of Socialism/Communism, far-left wing ideas. That people ought to be united socially and economically and take what they need and give what they can.
So to equate right-wing ideas with fascism is just like saying pro-gun control advocates want people to have more guns. Its literally the opposite of what it actually means.
>>69751545
Forgot pic.
Oi oi cunts
>>69744690
I just don't give much of a fuck about politics. I was more near the middle when I first took the test, but have grown less traditional and authoritarian. I vote pro-race preservation, but abortion, gay crap and environment usually pull me left. I just don't care if women kill fetuses, or homos live together as a legal couple. I don't see why anyone would be against preserving the environment. People should built within or in addition to ecosystems, not to destroy them.
>>69744690
Daily reminder that if your dot is not on the right side of the graph then you are a liberal cuck who deserves to rot in your own degenerate societies.
Faggot statist cucks
>>69752277
>I'm not left but here's a paragraph saying why I am really left
>>69751696
I disagree. The ideas behind socialism are the exact opposite of fascism. Fascism is an authoritarian movement that advocates a one-party totalitarian state. Socialism, and, by extension, communism, are characterized by the lack of a state, lack of centralized control, and lack of classes.
The right wing, specifically in America, seeks to control people through similar authoritarian means. They want to ban simple liberties like the right to an abortion, right to healthcare, and right to a proper education. Their economic policies indirectly cause the ruling class to have a great deal of control the lower classes through wage slavery, massive income inequality, and keeping the ultra-rich as the primary controllers of the government.
>>69752474
Fucking noice. Would be friends with and plan to rule the world with / 10.
Btw, how did you get 85% Capitalist? I'm sure I'm the most capitalistic, and only got 67%.
>>69752556
Nigga have you even seen my result
Go Trump Go
>>69744690
One day I will ascend to Hitlers side
>>69752640
Oyyyy veyyyy
I'm choosing you and >>69752474 to start the NWO with. Ultra-capitalist one world federation
>>69752556
Oh shit you were referring to the other test, never mind. And as for that test you have to substitute authoritarian social policies if you want more capitalism
>>69752353
The top side is statist, though.
>>69752556
If we could repeal the woman's vote and close all borders to create a Durkheimian dream state
Also, just click the "ungewichtet" to give the question higher priority, lending the capitalism questions more weightf in the calculation
>>69752354
I'm a racist leftist. Does that make like Jack London?
>>69752277
>>69751823
>>69752659
>>69749819
fuckheads
>>69753000
No, but we'll let you be Jack Kirby if you'd like.
>>69752814
Statist capitalists merely see degeneracy and wish to solve it with the state.
As a libertarian, I also see the degeneracy and understand the need to curb it. However, I'm not a believer in using the state to enforce morality, but I do believe morality must be enforced. This is where Judeo-Christian culture plays a role -- and women must not be given the right to vote.
>>69753175
My absolute fucking nigga
You get me
>>69753058
Care for round two?
ok
i will took this
moment :D
>>69753443
What the good fuck
>>69753175
So what, you support mob rule or some shit?
>>69753443
wtf are you doing here NK
>>69750296
what's wrong with that?
>>69753592
Obviously he supports not letting women vote. It's that simple you retard.
>>69754330
hi kim
>>69754424
Limiting sufferage doesn't address the issue of wanting to see morality enforced by an outside entity independent of the state.
>>69744690
r8 me /pol/
>>69753592
Not exactly; let me explain.
Liberals have won the culture war. When I was growing up, abortion was shameful -- because sex before marriage was looked down on. It used to be that welfare usage was strictly safety net and absolutely shameful to use -- because living off the public dole ought to be dastardly and embarrassing. It is through this Judeo-Christian collective that communities had a binding morality.
It is not the same anymore, and when a shift towards nihilistic, relativistic, postmodern, secular culture occurs, the constituents vote in that manner. Welfare not only stops becoming culturally shameful, but encouraged and expanded through legislation. Importation of different cultures is commendable, because we are all equal. Women not only feel liberated in exploring their sexual desires, but the state can be the absentee father. And why should man marry the woman if he can get what he wants without commitment?
Well, there are no more communities. Truthfully, there is no more marriage, only the state. There is no more shame in behaving in a manner deleterious to the collective, because the collective-bound individual no longer considers himself as part of the group. The societal binding is gone, and leftists killed it.
>>69754663
He literally said that religious is how to change that
>>69754778
hi Dr.Paul
>>69752474
>uses online IQ test in his results
your actual IQ must be double-digit
Please dont call me a cuck
opinions?
>>69755323
Helicopter'd
>>69755323
kinda confused, hope you're soviet by birth
>>69752474
>Anarchism
>>69754822
I disagree with what you are saying functionally, but I agree with it rhetorically.
Give me a second to sort that out...
First time
>>69755049
I mean, it's a timed Mensa quiz -- which, sure, doesn't mean much, but it's fun. And it is a fact that matrices are a subtest on most if not all IQ tests. It is also a fact that doing good on one subtest, generally speaking, means an individual will also score highly on the other subtests. It is also a fact that matrices are used as the culturally fair subtest IQ estimator, especially in economic research. If you're interested, I would suggest reading http://www.amazon.com/dp/0804785961/?tag=freedradio-20 by prof. Garett Jones, a GMU economist who cites the same things I'm saying.
But it's just an online IQ test, so idk why it matters
>>69755087
But you're a cucklord, maple
>>69744690
give me the news /pol/
>>69744690
im so high lets try this again
>>69748471
Fuck off leftist shit
>>69755323
Too far to the left.
Mine and my gf.
As you can tell, I've so far failed with the redpill
r8
>>69755935
Maybe she's not that bad desu. I was like that in 2014 and always hated the leftist bullshit. Political Compass is very biased.
>>69755976
cheto/10
>>69755976
I got something similar:
>>69755481
>>69755976
Hello, Milton.
>2016
>Landing on the table
You fascists are gross.
Rate me, Senpai
>>69749819
drown yourself cuck
>>69756329
>WHAT IS POLITICS?
leave plz
>>69752390
Health care is not a fucking "right". It is a service, provided by someone who is making their living off of that service.
And how can "proper education" be a right if it can't even be defined. If you asked 100 people what a proper education would consist of you would get 100 different answers.
The real wage slaves in this country are the upper middle class. Taxes and skyrocketing insurance costs (thanks to morons thinking healthcare is a right) are cleaning them out.
And how is it that a mother can choose whether or not she has a baby, but a father has to just abide by whatever decision she makes. If she kills the kid its her "right". But if she lets it live the man can't just opt out. He is on the hook for 21 years.
>>69744690
Trump/Webb 2016!
>cut military by 50% then redirect 25% to space funding
>5% flat income tax, fill the void with taxes on obesity and gasoline
>remove state health insurance lines
>force pharmaceutical companies to sell their products in the USA cheaper than they sell them elsewhere
>ban television and Internet, replace with a government-controlled internet
>replace prison with forced labor
>punish all crimes more severely other than stuff like parking violations
>life sentence for rape, burglary, murder
>public execution of the worst criminals
>criminalize adultery
>expand funding for abortion, it kills criminals preemptively, however require sterilization afterward
>expand domestic spying and intelligence agencies
>disband NATO, ally with Russia
>only take in highly skilled/educated immigrants, especially scientists. no normal people
>annex Iraq and Kuwait as colonies
>never invade or intervene in a foreign country, only use the military if America or a close ally is invaded
>mandatory standardized public schooling with uniforms and strict physical/scientific training
>>69753443
Are you actually in North Korea or just a proxy?
I've shifted to the left since I came to /pol/
>>69756788
You need a strong military to protect yourself from the "Jewish" influences. America is already 100% jew-controlled though, which is the first problem that needs to be fixed.
Gandhi had it right, fuckers.
>>69756788
>>69757055
Of course he's a proxy you French fuck
>>69756788
i like you
Step aside plebs.
>>69757055
>>69757203
Oh right r8 mine
>>69757176
Damn. I am DANGEROUSLY close to the Vegans.
>>69757176
I have always ended up in the upper left quadrant of "Rand Paul's pube head"
I'm fine with that. I'm comfortable there.
>>69754330
Why are these so common now?
i wouldn't say im left leaning but eh
>>69757526
they used to be everybody in these threads now everybody is in le green quadrant xdxdxdxdxdxdxd
>>69756788
>cut military by 50% then redirect 25% to space funding
Remove the world's means by which they can fend off bellicose, imperalistic states. Also destroy nation's economies by forcing them to spend money on defense in lieu of America rightly leading this role.
>5% flat income tax, fill the void with taxes on obesity and gasoline
I worship the state and the state should tell me how to behave
>force pharmaceutical companies to sell their products in the USA cheaper than they sell them elsewhere
I don't believe in innovation nor quality healthcare
>replace prison with forced labor
>punish all crimes more severely other than stuff like parking violations
>life sentence for rape, burglary, murder
I don't understand that the likelihood of an individual committing a crime is entirely independent of the punishment for said crime; rather it is a function of their perceived likelihood of being caught -- great, instead we should keep blowing taxpayer's money on the prison industrial complex
>disband NATO, ally with Russia
I love to worship at the alter of the state because independence and capitalism are scary and I'd have to get off my ass and make something of myself
>expand funding for abortion, it kills criminals preemptively, however require sterilization afterward
I want to expand abortion funding, entirely fruitlessly because you subsequently completely disincentivized it
>mandatory standardized public schooling with uniforms and strict physical/scientific training
Force children to receive an awful education
If Tumblr ran the world, everyone
>>69757605
> the north rises
We need more like you.
>>69757676
Hate to disappoint you but i am not even Canadian. Im a dutch immigrant
Eh. I wouldn't be where I am today without capitalism.
>>69755555
QUADS
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Guys am I a cuck?
>>69758036
>>69755555
Q U I N T S
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>>69758088
unequivocally yes
Here's how it works.
Also dumping my political compas folder
>>69758088
You are the sort of chink that probably likes getting fisted, yes.
>>69758227
Honestly, this is more accurate than yours >>69757176
>>69758160
>>69758265
:(
>>69752474
What are all of these from? I know some, but not not the ones with the graphs or the bottom right one or the one next to isidewith.
Help me, rate me, humiliate me, tell me babies <3
I am a conservative Christian in Texas
I am a free market conservative
I am voting for Trump
>>69758373
>Donald Trump
>free market capitalist
He's in "the American Dream". He's a strong protectionist who wants more regulation and to fuck over the rich in favor of the working class. Out of all of the republican candidates he's the least capitalist.
>>69758390
Most of it is an amalgam of horseshit from here http://www.celebritytypes.com/personality-tests.php that I found on one of these quiz threads and ran with
>>69758399
8/10, you're alright brother, but you'd be better in bottom right quadrant
>>69758539
same goes for you
You all are a bunch of Cucks.
>>69753443
Bad troll
>>69758658
Ultimate Pinochet Award!
>There is now a worrying fusion of information and entertainment.
What do they mean by this?
>>69758755
I interpreted it as "muh government regulations" and voted strongly disagree.
Basically people who whine that you can advertise toys to kids after school during Arthur and Spongebob episodes.
>>69758616
Thanks, as I became more well read, I started to go south on the scale. A couple months ago I was about 5 boxes higher on the chart.
>>69758755
I always interpret that question as it suggesting that it is increasingly difficult to judge whether the media or stuff you see on social media is true or not.
>>69758755
It is basically trying to see if you have an affinity for capitalist media or believe that media should be handled by state arbiters, ostensibly in an objective way. (although your answer should be no, because there is no such thing as objective state media)
