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TRUMP GENERAL - ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY EDITION


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EAU CLAIRE RALLY LINKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIRYZfcgzw LB2k16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp0vWhaWng RSB


http://trumpgeneral.com

SIGN THE PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc (ALMOST 30K SUPPORTERS!)

>DELEGATES Big Don: 752/Zodiac Killer: 463/Soros Puppet: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

#CruzSexScandal Updates:
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
>Truth about #CruzSexScandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
>Crackhead Carly Deflects Cruz Infidelity Question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2B7Ky-0dk

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Wausau, WI 4/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_n1N83VZo
>Rally Racine, WI 4/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n05T0ngCm2k
>MSNBC TH 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hThp4XM17h8
>TH Appleton, WI 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kukjV6GzH-E
>Rally De Pere, WI 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY_rXvTdwzQ
>CNN GOP TH 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYjNoygF7qI

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on GMA 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV6kNrZZCp0
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1WuxVem_hg
>Trump on Hannity 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAerv18_yC0

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg (Daily Updates)

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>TRUMPGENERAL.COM FAGGOT QUIT USING US AS YOUR PERSONAL ARMY FOR PAGE VIEWS ON YOUR SHITTY ADS FAGGOT
TRUMPGENERAL.COM FAGGOT QUIT USING US AS YOUR PERSONAL ARMY FOR PAGE VIEWS ON YOUR SHITTY ADS FAGGOT
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I love Stephen Miller
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Let's change the subject...to Trump's Tax Reform plan that the bipartisan Tax Policy Center says will add 10-12 trillion to the deficit while bringing huge tax cuts to the wealthiest, like the Trump family. Or his "something terrific" health care plan that would allow insurers to sell policies nationally from the states with the weakest regulations, screwing policy holders across the nation. Or his murky and uninformed foreign policy statements
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who /scotch/ here?
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JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
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Stream / IP TV links for current rally:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz4MPYoCjd0 NU

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1UFCw4nsRo DTSE

>http://abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=1

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp0vWhaWng RightSideBuffering

IP TV:

>http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live1@136327/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
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HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
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B A S E D
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JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
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HE'S HEEEEEEEEEERE
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TRUMP'S ON GUYS!!
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MOVEMENT
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THOUSANDS
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Could someone make this into a trump driving meme? and/or shop cruz's face onto the pedestrian
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TRUMP IS ON NOW!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp0vWhaWng
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>>69738613
glenfiddich 12 :3
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>This fucking song.
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MAGA
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JUMP AROUND
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How anybody can support somebody who promises to be neutral on "Palestine" is mind-numbing. How can you defend not being against the terrorists who acquire weapons from the same Iranian black markets, where AQ got their weapons to impose terror world-wide?

Do you even remember who was dancing in the streets following the AQ attack on 9/11?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrH2r_6oDAU

See those anti-American terrorists?

Trump wants to be neutral with them.

See this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xyN4Ac0poA

Oh that is Donald proving once again he can't be trusted with his word.

The guy simply isn't electable, and certainly isn't presidential.
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MAGA
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EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT

EVERYBODY MAGA TONIGHT
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High energy song!
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>>69738589
yeah he's pretty great
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>mfw Trump will go 3rd party and win the election as an independent
A Trump 3rd party run would almost certainly lead to a Democrat victory but I would like to see it.
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TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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>www.trumpguns.com

What does it mean?
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guys....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVYD2Ac6nM
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>>69738620
Thanks familia
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>>69738533
FRESH OC

GODDAMN MEXICANS
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JUMP UP, JUMP UP AND GET DOWN
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GIVE HIM THE MONEY BACK
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*LOVE* THAT THE DON'S CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN PLAYING HOUSE OF PAIN'S 'JUMP AROUND' FOR TRUMP'S ENTRANCE TO THE STAGE!!!

LOVE IT!!!

>yfw Everlast, Danny Boy, and DJ Lethal endorse Trump and perform it live for Trump in the future

HOLY FUCK, THIS WOULD BE GOLD!!
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>>69738599
You mean would be 10 trillion not taken from me and wasted on the government? Can we make it 20?
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>>69738685
This post brought to you by Goldman Sachs
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Hey guys I'm just getting over that AIDS bug that is going around were there any above average energy rallies the last few days worth watching?
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He has his notes
He's gonna be blowing a lot of shit out
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>>69738684
>>69738677
>>69738673
HIGH ENERGY WITH THIS CROWD
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>>69738716
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better rally link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz4MPYoCjd0
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MAKE VINTAGE WAIFUS GREAT AGAIN
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>Trump's new intro music by House of Pain
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ
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>http://trumpgeneral.com

When did this happen? Holy shit fucking

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I knew these general would oze cancer one day.
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MILLER/TRUMP(ERIC) 2024

CALLING IT NAO
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Any AZ anons making the trip to Cleveland?
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>>69738804
>mfw the next song he uses is Barbie Girl
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Is it a smart idea to attack a republican governor in his home state?
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>>69738864
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CHYNA
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I love how Donald never dresses down for these events like a phony.
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4.4?
Really?
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>>69738589

>They should stop lying. One day our patience will come to an end and then the insolent globalists will have their lying mouths shut for them!”
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HOLD IT, you dummies.

>MY WINDOWS DON'T LEAK.
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>>69738934
Literally everybody but Cruz has attacked him
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>>69738804
I cant even imagine the energy. That would be an unstable amount of energy
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medium-low energy
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>>69738934
No, it's genius.
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Re:69738599
>bringing huge tax cuts to the wealthiest
Warren Buffet already pays less taxes than his secretary. The nominal tax "cut" translates into an increase of effective tax rates for the highest earners because Trump will close loopholes which allow this bullshit.
At the same time, he will throw taxes for the lowest incomes out entirely, streamline financing of schools and stop government profits from student loans - all to re-enable the American Dream. People will once again be their own master and free to succeed in life no matter where they start.
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>>69739000
I agree, I cringed hard when Romney came out in his dadcore jeans and attire on 2012
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LYING TED!ª!!!!
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>>69739004
Lets watch the feminists who are for equality get riled up about this like they did with the punch the Sarkeesian game. :^)
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HE LIEEEES
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HAHAHA

LYIN' TED LYIN' TED LYIN' TED LYIN' TED
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>>69739027
LOL JK
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HE PUTS IT DOWN
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LYIN' TED
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I love the non-stop attacks against Ted Cruz.

Fuck you, cruzmissiles.
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HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
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AND THEN HE DIES
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>>69739000
checked, hes a professional
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LYIN' TED
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THE BIBLE
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>LYIN TED
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LIES pure LIES
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>>69738599

Trump's plan is to simplify the tax code and reduce rates while eliminating deductions that favor the wealthy until it's nearly revenue-neutral, amounting to a tax cut for everyone but the rich (offset by the simplified code lessening the rich's need for tax lawyers to navigate the nightmare that is the IRS)

Ao it's a tax cut for everyone, to be largely paid for by eliminating deductions that favor the rich. All of these "projections" don't include any deduction eliminations and just reduce receipts to the new percentages.

It's nonsense.
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LYIN TED
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LION TED
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>LIES AND LIES AND LIES
LYIN TED
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>/sMue7B+

This is the ID you have to ignore this thread.
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>>69739027
>>69739016
>Bible meme
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i thought you were only supposed to wear black suits to funerals and weddings :/
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>>69738533
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer
Add to Copypasta plox on next General
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>>69738671

I'm just working on a bottle of Chivas Regal 12 I got for Christmas. One day I'll be able to afford Glenfiddich 15...
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LYING TED BTFO

S P R E A D T H E W O R D
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>>69739059
>Re:69738599
?
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Great crowd!
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>>69739154
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>>69739154
>implying this isn't the funeral of the Republican party
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>>69739000

Checked and agreed.

Always classy.
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>>69739027
They can't all be Florida Tier energy, anon. It's not your fault.
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>>69739154
his suit is navy blue

also who gives a fuck anymore
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THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS

NO DOCUMENTATION
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>>69739000
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THEY'RE GOING HOME
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I was a big fan of Trump, you could almost say I was a 'Trumpaholic'.

Unfortunately, after today's rally, I can no longer take him seriously. He was trounced, he was weak, and he lacked the confidence he once had.

I am now a Carson supporter. He is by far a stronger and more reliable candidate and will be much better for America.
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SWEDEN YES SWEDEN YES
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>>69739195
no (you) for the obvious shillpost i replied to b/c bored.
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SWEDEN NO
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YOUVE GOT TO GO BACK, BEANERS.
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SWEDEN IS A DISASTER
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HE MENTIONED SWEDEN HOLY SHIT HE KNOWS.
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THEY'RE GOING HOME
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MY COUNTRY IS A DISASTER
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>>69739255
>>69739000
INCOMING DOOBLES THREAD
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You have to go back.
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HE NAMED SWEDEN
>HE NAMED SWEDEN
HE NAMED SWEDEN
>HE NAMED SWEDEN
HE NAMED SWEDEN
>HE NAMED SWEDEN
HE NAMED SWEDEN
>HE NAMED SWEDEN
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>>69739154

The light's fooling you, it's a dark navy.

A black suit would actually look lighter under these lights.
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Trump acting maximum comfy tonight.
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>>69739165
>One day I'll be able to afford Glenfiddich 15...

And one day, you'll realize Suntory Yamazaki is better than nearly any Scotch at any price
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>>69738533
SWEDEN BTFO
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>>69739255
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>>69739322
checked
you can't be the stupid people anymore anon
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Sweden btfo
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>>69739322
Sorry, Sweden. We can be cool again after the election.
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>>69739198
i'm a business major, and from my personal experience + literally everytihng i've ever heard, u don't wear black suits EVER

charcoal or navy

>>69739232
>>69739342
oh, thanks
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>>69739292
(You)s aren't upboats. I give them to all posts, good or bad. I want them to see my replies when I blow them the fuck out.
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SWEDES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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BIG HEART
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>Sweden right now
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SWEDEN ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>69739286

>using 2015 pasta
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DON'T YELL THE WORDS DONALD

SAY THEM

SNEK TIME
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SNAKE POEM INCOMING
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>>69739322
>>69739323
>>69739255
>>69739000
Check them
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SNEK STORY!
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SNEK
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>WE ARENT PAYING FOR NO FUCKING WALL.
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>>69739218

>those creepy alien hands
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>>69739419
No one got a bigger heart
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SNEK
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SNAKE!!!
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IT'S A SNEK EPISODE
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SNEK TIME!
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SNEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>69739322
The first step to fixing a problem...
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>>69739465
SNEK
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>>69739356

They only sell one bottle here and it's $100
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>it talks about illegal immigration
kek
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S N E K
N
E
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>>69739391
I'm also business major and always wear black suits. Sometimes wear black on black. There's.no such thing not to wear this.
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SNAKE
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HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

>HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

>HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

>HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

>HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

>HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

>HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

>HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

HE'S DOING THE SNAKE

>HE'S DOING THE SNAKE
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SNEK HYPE
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SNEK STORY TIME
>SNEK STORY TIME
SNEK STORY TIME
>SNEK STORY TIME
SNEK STORY TIME
>SNEK STORY TIME
SNEK STORY TIME
>SNEK STORY TIME
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IT'S A SNEK EPISODE
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S N A K E
N
A
K
E
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>We have no money.

HE FUCKING KNOWS, ELECT THIS MAN
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>>69739391
oh, does he wear it to every event

red white and blue

ig et it

sorry i'm really stupid and slow
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>>69739464
Sauce?
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hss hss this is snek
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TIME FOR SNEK

SNEK
N
E
K
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>>69739500
>>69739488
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SNAKE
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SNEK
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SNEK
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>it's a Trump Repeats Everything He Said Before Again episode
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WE KNOW ITS GOING TO BE A BIG PROBLEM
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>Snake story

Trump knows Wisconsin is a lost cause

he just wants to go home
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SNAKE AND SWEDEN WEW.
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Take me in oh tender woman
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HERE COMES THE SNAKE!
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GETTIN DAT MOANER LISA PUSSI
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story time
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h-hai pol im cold, p-pls take me in you sweet tinder anon
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>>69739530
>Sometimes wear black on black.

wew lad

I can't really judge, though. I'll never wear a suit.
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>>69739599
FUCKING WASTE OF DUBS YOU FAGGOT DELETE YOUR POST
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SNEK
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He gave her a vicious bite
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Take me in!
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>>69739599
Remember anon, normies don't follow his rallies like we do.
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>>69739599

This post brought to you by Goldman Sachs
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>>69739655
SNAKES DON'T HAVE EARS RETARD
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Glad someone told him not to yell the story anymore. It's much more comfy this way.
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So, does this story mean

>don't take in dangerous people
or
>women are fucking stupid

?
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>>69739676
:3
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TAKE ME IN OH TENDER /pol/
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TAKE ME IN OH TENDER WOMAN
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TAKE ME IN OH TENDER WOMAN
TAKE ME IN FOR HEAVENS SAKE
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TAKE ME INNNNNNNNNNN
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>"Broken"

As in, "brokered convention"?
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>>69739608

Just like he read the snake in Arizona?

That was such a terrible loss for him, right?
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>>69739676
KEK
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>>69739690
They paid extra for those dubs
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~~~~
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>>69739599
>It gets better every time.
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>>69739710
both

Merkel is the woman in this story
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>>69739710
Both
>>
BROKEN SAKE????

TRUMP BTFO BY ENGLISH
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>>69739710
both
>>
Snakes don't like honey and milk, the woman deserved to get bit
>>
I don't like how it changed vicious to broken.
The original song doesn't have any adjective.
But still, I liked when it was vicious snake.
>>
>>69739710
why not both?
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A VICIOUS BITE
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A VICIOUS BITE
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TAKE ME IN OH TENDER WOMAN
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>mfw snek story time for Trump senpai
>>
BITE
>>
SILLY WOMAN!!!!
>>
An illegal Chinese muslim immigrate who crossed the Mexican border committing a terrorist act in a shopping mall could put Trump over the top
>>
When I was 8 I visited my grandma in Austin, Texas. I was out in the backyard and caught a medium sized snake.

It bit my little finger right on the top and started swallowing it, and due to the reverse-facing teeth, I was unable to remove my finger, and by the time I went inside it had swallowed down past my first knuckle.

I had to whack it on the counter until it died, and then my grandma carefully used scissors to cut it off of my finger.

Never gonna forget that.
>>
YOUBS BIDDENS ME :-DDDD
>>
SHUT UP
>>
***SPOILERS****

snek bites
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A VICIOUS BITE!!
>>
Fuck, that BITE got me.
>>
damn, a born performer if there ever was one
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>>69739694
But how do they listen?

Also technically she's a lamia.
>>
I DON't THINK SO
>>
OH SHUT UP SILLY GOYIM, SAID THE MERKEL WITH THE GRIN
>>
OH SHUTUP
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>>69739822
fuck u
>>
Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.
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PAfag here. I'm fucking hype for Trump to come here. Any word on where he'll speak at?
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>>69739801
>>
>>69739818
DDDDD:
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>>69739710
both
>>
Trump is done, guys. He's down 10 points in Wisconsin.
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https://youtu.be/VqUiLZM5ZZ0?t=297

If ya'll want some instrumental Nessun Dorma
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>>69739842
more like LAMEia amirite?
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>>69739500
>>
>>69739897
top kek

it's over familia
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>oh golly oh gee said Kasich, would you pretty please let me in?
>I'll keep running and take the delegates in Ohio, even though I'll never win
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>>69739897
>>
>>69739897

This post brought to you by Goldman Sachs
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HIGH ENERGY
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>>69739908
n-no
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>>69739872
Our state is worthless.
The delegates are uncommitted until the convention. They can go any way.
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>>69739897

increasinglynervousman.jpg
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MAGA
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Couldn't that snake story kind of apply to Trump too?

>life-liong liberal democrat
>joins gop and destroys it from the inside
>becomes gop nominee
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PLEASE COME TO WA
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>>69739822
You should kill yourself for spoiling it. Faggot
>>
Trump exudes hitler level energy when he does the snake story
>>
>>69739951
why do girls do this?
>>
>Trump has two full weeks to campaign in New York

Holy shit he'll be able to do so many events.

How close to Canada is he likely to get? I want to make one live.
>>
>>69739924
lol 10/10
>>
>>69739957
Konichiwa Rato-kun
>>
Guys we're going to get cucked in Wisconsin. Where is the next state where he can stage his comeback?
>>
>>69739990
Because they think desecration of a flag is worth it for a photo op
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YOU HEARD HIM!
AWOOOOO~!
>>
>>69739624
Awww, sure thing poor little snake!
>>
>>69739957
No, the parallel doesn't really apply
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AWWHAT?
>>
>be me
>got cucked at Chicago rally
>have opportunity to go to Milwaukee rally
>might get cucked again

increasinglynervous.jpg

I don't want to wait 6 hours for nothing again.
>>
>>69739951
>>
>>69739957
The GOP hasn't exactly taken Trump in. If anything, Trump is the only reason the GOP is alive this election.
>>
>>69739957
>life-liong liberal democrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usb0iE5WiZI
>>
>>69740003

I'm sure he'll make it to Buffaler
>>
>>69739977
Double Dubs.
>>69739822
Gotta do it.
>>
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT.

IT'S A MOVEMENT
>>
>>69739990
Proud of the sex appeal they have,
Being not fat is getting harder to find.
>>
>>69739959
YES I'LL DRIVE DOWN FROM HONGCOUVER IF THAT HAPPENS
>>
>>69740020

Based NY.
>>
At least I'm not a nigger.
>>
>>69740024
Would it still be desecration if she were holding it properly?

also what did the guy just say?
>>
>>69740052

If he does I will lose my shit.

I'll drive there at 5 in the morning if I have to.
>>
trump laughs at the low energy shout every time haha
>>
>>69739951
I honestly want to lick the shit clean off of an ass like that. I bet it smells amazing.
>>
Donald genuinely laughing ahahah
>>
>>69740039
That riot was the reason Illinois won
>>
WHAT DID THE GUY SAY?
>>
HIGH ENERGY LAUGH
>>
>>69740094
SHOO SHOO SWEDEKEK
>>
FOREVER BRANDED

IM CRYING RIGHT NOW JEB IS SO UNBELIEVEABLY KEKED
>>
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>It's a JEB episode
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>>69739951
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>>69739897

Yeah yeah
>>
>>69739947
I hope he at least humors us and comes to Pittsburgh maybe. At least I could get there if he came
>>
>>69740096
No.
I'm pretty sure the burger flag rules say you can't wear a flag as clothes
>>
Where are the based protesters?
>>
>>69740113
I bet it smells like shit.
>>
FOREVER BRANDED

B R A N D E D
R
A
N
D
E
D

THE MARK OF THE MEME
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>>69740003
>2 weeks in NY
I can't fucking WAIT
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FOREVER

BRANDED
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FOREVER BRANDED LOW ENERGY

ETERNALLY BTFO
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>>69740139
top fucking kek
>>
HIGH ENERGY CROWD
>>
My first rally, he's really good at relating to people.
>>
>>69740133

>teds a pussy

probably idk
>>
>>69740169
Collecting their paychecks from the last rally
>>
who /tiffany/ here?
>>
>>69740103

tfw Trump will never come to Grand Forks
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>Long time Democrat
>Entertainer
>Got sick of the shit he was seeing
>Becomes a Republican
>Starts running for political office
>>
JEB!
>>
>>69739990
they know their body is all they can use to get attention.
>>
CRUZ CONFIRMED SNIVELING RAT BASTARD
>>
>>69739951
>no rostie
dropped
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>>69740191
>all those fucking corner offices

Trump is genius.
>>
>>69740230

Marla was a mistake
>>
SNEK time was awesome
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer
>>
grandpa fillibuster
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YOU GUYS JUST WAIT FOR THE JEB SURGE
IT'S COMING
>>
NEW THREAD
>>69740239
>>69740239
>>69740239
>>69740239
>>69740239
>>
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>>69740230
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>>69740160
>Lowest tally put Rato up 1
>2nd lowest has him at 10
>all tallies are still 1/3 of the pro-Trump one
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>>69739957
CRASHING THE GOP WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>
>>69740257
Fuck me
>To
>TOGETHER
lol. Gonna fix that shit
>>
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>>69740274
Slow and steady....

Soon..
>>
>>69740305
and the MoEs

Oy vey already
>>
>>69740255
Fuck. That is genius.
>>
I just fucking realized how he's able to do his "linguistic kill shots"...it's because he's been doing it his whole life. Branding, marketing, etc.

>>69740226

Extremely good
pretty good rally, if you want a good one watch the Tampa rally
>>
>>69740234

Blame the North Dakota GOP for hating democracy.
>>
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>>69740274
#ALLIN4JEB
>>
She's so perfect.
>>
>>69740433

I knoooooow
>>
>i hate seeing president obama
MSNBC/CNN: Trump proclaims racial pogroms to cheering crowd
>>
>>69740234
you Winnipeg? Im at GF now. He will for general election.
>>
>>69740234
>>69740391
We're stuck with Ben Carson and Ted Cruz at the GOP convention this weekend. Fuckers changed the primary system to a caucus format this year too, so I wouldn't be shocked if Cruz ends up winning.
>>
>>69740237
>Ridiculed by establishment
>Down by twenty points in general election polls at this point in the campaign
>Won presidency anyway
>Revived true conservativism in the nation
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>>69740230
Here here
>>
NOBODY
WILL
MESS
WITH
US
MAGA!
>>
>>69740586

The fuck? Explain this shit to me because as far as I understood the delegates were unbound.
>>
>famous internet picture
>>
>blackout
>>
>>69740815
The high amount of Scandinavian genetics in North Dakota means that we have many cucks who don't like Donald's tone, and may not vote for him even if they are supposed to.
>>
justice jeanine on now on fox, ripping hillary a 3rd hole with the opening statement.
>>
>>69741424

No, but they're not supposed to be voting for anybody until they hit the convention, they're officially unbound.

Where is this Carson and Cruz shit coming from if that's the case.
>>
>>69740237
and he didnt change a fucking thing, ya what a fucking hero
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