How do you feel about the PR war between two condiment giants Heinz and French's in Canada?
French's, which have entered the ketchup market after Heinz started competing with them by introducing yellow mustard, have drummed up the fact that Heinz is closing their Canadian plants while French's is expanding manufacturing in Canada to promote their nascent ketchup products.
It seems pretty silly that an American company (which is ultimately owned by a British conglomerate Reckitt Benckiser) is using Canadian nationalist sentiments to increase sales, but their decision to do local manufacturing has created jobs and saved many tomato farmers.
>>69635751
Heinz >>>>>> Any other
Heinz is literally better than Frenches and anything else concerning ketchup any day of the week and if you disagree you have mental issues
you see, Heinz still operates in redpilled Pittsburgh PA, and French's... I mean just listen to the name.. French's...fag surrender monkeys
I just put daves insanity sauce on everything up to and including cereal
I don't use ketchup because I am not a tasteless faggot
>>69635751
Mustard: Polchmans>Freches>generic>heinz
Ketchup: Hunts 100% natural or nothing
>>69636163
That mustard looks like shit f.a.m
>>69635751
why would you buy something made by The eternal Frog
this is best
>not using Annie's™ organic all natural ketchup
Enjoy cancer plebs
>>69636163
>Ketchup: Hunts 100% natural or nothing
get the hell out you communist
Nobody can test the UK for condiments.
Heinz ketchup.
Coleman's mustard.
HP brown sauce (daddies sauce).
Worcester sauce.
Don't fuck about senpai.
>>69636317
Muh gangsta
/pol/ buying Heinz products
i seriously hope you guys dont do this you know who owns Heinz right?
>>69636317
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Heinz for ketchup
>French's for mustard
>ever eating mustard or ketchup
stop
Who the fuck says ketchup? Its called red sauce, faggots.
>>69636619
I-is it the Jews?
>>69635751
>using Canadian nationalist sentiments to increase sales
Canadians are simple minded and gullible so it
works.
>>69635751
Heinz surname get
>>69636862
>Ismael
>>69636950
>fritz
>>69636862
No it's John Kerry. His wife's family owned Heinz so it is liberal ketchup.
You're the Jew clearly.
>Buy storebrand mustard
>Give zero fucks about brands
Feels good to save man, tbqh senpaitachi
>>69635751
Taste aside, it's good to see a company taking pride in manufacturing their products in their country. So many companies in the US outsource their manufacturing (let alone IT...that's a whole different debacle that warrants it's own thread) to other countries but tout the "americanness" of their products.
>Chevy
>Apple
>Hershey's
>Ford
>100's of other name brands
>>69635751
>>69635751
I still eat Heinz
Frenches mustard though
German > French
>>69636619
Surprised he doesn't get flashbacks of all the gook blood he spilled when he looks at the ketchup. Kerry is somewhat based
>>69635948
I'm surrendering my dick inside your mom, you stupid faggot.
>>69635751
french is obviously superior, not to sound smug
just applying common sense
>>69637023
if liberalism made everything taste as good as Heinz compared to the competition, I'd be more liberal
>>69637364
Please you smelly French monkey, shut the hell up.
>>69635751
Holy fuck, I couldn't care any less if I tried.
Ketchup is disgusting sugar water anyways.
Once at Sobeys this faggot cashier went on a 5 minute tirade about how Frenchs's was just as good as the Heinz I was buying. I'll think of him every time I see a bottle of it, and never buy it.
>>69635751
Of course neither of them are Canadian companies, but at least French's is using people from here
Plus, you know, French
Das it mane
>>69635751
> ketchup
Heinz can't sell their "ketchup" in Israel because of lack of tomato.
>>69637364
delete this
I always mix my ketchup with Dijon Mustard.
/ck/ reporting in, you are all faggots.
>>69636163
keen's mustard is best
Why is there so much sugar in Heinz? The reduced sugar version tastes identically so why not make it the base formula
>>69636163
You need to step up.
>>69637519
I fuck your queen with my garlic smelling penis, you piece of shit.
>>69637803
>babbie's first condiment
>>69637896
What? You're the very definition of a cuck. Your women love every man on this planet except French men. They want to get rid of you. I wouldn't blame them.
Heinz ketchup is fucking disgusting
It's dominant flavour is just processed sugar.
Ketchup is a really underdeveloped condiment simply because of Heinz's monopoly on the market.
Ketchup should have a deep, rich, tomato flavour with a satisfying tang and a sweet tone.
There are lots of people that make decent ketchup but never get a market because Heinz is so aggressive at defending its foul tasting monopoly.
>>69637803
you're literally a hipster cuck faggot for liking chink hot sauce
kys
>>69636376
>Annie's
Enjoy your period blood ketchup made my hippie kikes.
>>69637968
I could answer this post 1400 ways. But I will not because I have some decency.
>>69637803
>spicy food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kuzEvEMFFo
>>69637803
Sriracha is pretty good.
On gook food.
On anything else it can fuck right off.
>>69637896
remember those glass ketchup bottles they used to have at restaurants?
those things were a goddamn nightmare
Heinz is jewish.
It's always been jewish.
You're all shilling a jewish product.
Even the name Heinz is jewish.
>>69635948
>false dichotomy
Literally every other brand of Mustard is better than French's or Heinz. "yellow mustard" is a meme that needs to die. Spicy or dijon mustard is where it's at.
>>69637803
/thread
>>69636085
What about steak???
Alright time we step in and show these mustard companies who the real Mustard makers are. Whose ready to work at my /pol/ mustard factory? Keep in mind I will be hiring a bunch of illegals because they will work for less than minimum wage and we can maximize our mustard sales to win this mustard battle.
>>69638068
You don't have any deceny you inbred mongoloid.
>>69635751
NDP started this entire defense of the Canadian Worker by the way
>>69636393
Canada has all those and more. We dont have your Muslim hot sperm sauce though.
>>69637126
fucking no-taste barbarian
>>69637803
>sriracha
You're opinion is invalid.
>>69638128
You're supposed to flip over the catsup as soon as you sit down at the table. git gud
>>69638275
But I have good mustard.
>>69637233
Chevys and Forda are made in Canada
That's close enough
>>69638192
Heinz is a German name. He was a German immigrant, mother Schmidt, father Heinz. 100% german
>>69638128
Some restaurants still do have glass ketchup bottles, just like the one up my road.
>>69636393
>Worcester sauce.
Did you mean Worcestershire sauce?
Though I must admit that I have yet to try French's ketchup, I still have yet to taste any ketchup as good as Heinz's
/miniblog
>>69636393
HP sauce is pretty good, use that quite a bit
>>69637803
Reddit: The Condiment
>>69638365
>catsup
I cannot wait for the day...
>>69638394
I wasn't saying that leafs are a bad place to make cars though, just that these are "American" cars...unlike peppermint patties (Mexico), or the new shit coming out (China, Singapore).
>>69635751
It should be illegal to call that yellow chemical shit mustard.
>>69636163
>>69636392
It is extra delicious tho
>>69637544
This. That's why I call Ketchup "dessert".
>>69636393
>Coleman's mustard.
This is the true option. Seeing some of the 'mustards' in this thread have angered me
if there's one thing england does good it's mustard english mustard is focking dank
>>69636393
>Nobody can test the UK for condiments.
daily reminder that potato chips dipped in Heinz ketchup is the greatest snack there is
>>69638636
Protip: the mustard is more mustard than the ketchup is ketchup.
>>69638801
Try Zebra Cakes with Mustard (don't care which kind)....seriously, it's awesome.
>>69638801
Wrong. I don't even need to refute this because it's so wrong.
>>69638435
Just looked it up. I was going on false info.
>>69635751
Not a big fan of ketchup but I tried the French's ketchup recently. I kind of like it, you can taste the tang of the tomatoes. Most people that love ketchup are just addicted to dipping all there food in the red sugar paste that is Heinz
what do you put on your hotdogs, f a m?
mustard only masterrace
>>69638616
A true patrician recognizes Catsup as the one and only name for this tomato based condiment
Just had a hot dog with Heinz ketchup and frenches mustard.
Can confirm, diversity is a strength
>>69638367
>Eating snails
kek, gtfo with your Africa tier shit.
>>69638973
Dijon mustard and onions and onions and then more onions.
>>69636992
>Mcmahon
>>69638367
Seriously., what is that?
>>69638973
a bun
>>69638862
>Suarez
You have to go back
>>69636317
>Organic
Only an idiot would believe this.
>>69639126
>Hugh D
>>69639039
>not eating snails
And you call ME a savage. It's a delicacy way too subtle for an English.
>>69639159
That's mustard.
>>69638973
Pick one
>chili
>mustard and onion
>mustard and jalapeno
>ketchup, but only with a potato roll
>>69639159
mustard made from whole seeds
>>69638973
>>69639107
My niggas
>>69639257
I heard babies were a delicacy in Africa too. Damn, us Brits have no culture at all, aye? Please stop you filthy Mongoloid.
So you put a maple leaf on your flag, and now your getting sentimental about condiments. Canadians are truly shit.
>>69638973
Spicy brown mustard and sauerkraut
Chilli, cheese, and onions is also acceptable
Those are the ONLY 2 (TWO) acceptable ways to eat a hotdog
Holy fuck, Heinz makes mustard?!
>>69638973
Fish and a bit of vinegar.
>>69639374
it's wholegrain mustard pleb
>>69635751
Haven't tried French's Ketchup, but Heinz yellow mustard really sucks.
>>69639374
You shouldn't be angry at me, it's not my fault if you have been eating english food your whole life.
>>69639541
>>69639585
British food masterrace
>>69639529
>Projecting
Stop please. No wonder your women are sickened by the sight of you. I cannot even imagine how awful you smell, snail boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc
Callahan bringing the truth
>>69639235
I'm pretty sure it's got some carbon atoms.
>there are actually people who buy any other brand of mayo except Dukes
Day of the rope can't come soon enough for them
>>69638900
>addicted
I wouldn't say that. Maybe conditioned
>>69639706
Let Jersey alone, you son of a bitch.
>>69639790
>eating anything other than fresh handmade mayo
You just disgust me. It's so easy to make, you have no excuse.
>>69638973
Cheese, spicy (why is there a distinction) mustard, ketchup, onions, chili. I'm considering bacon next round.
>>69639818
Oh, sticking up for some inbred island niggers eh? kek. Fucking sandnigger.
>>69639712
fuck that.
>ketchup
>every
>fucking
>>>tiiime
>>69639975
>Oh, sticking up for some inbred island niggers eh?
I thought we were having an argument.
>>69635751
>have drummed up the fact that Heinz is closing their Canadian plants while French's is expanding manufacturing in Canada to promote their nascent ketchup products.
sounds racist
>>69639930
Spicy brown mustard has tumeric in it and other mustard doesn't.
Why is there a distinction between barbeque sauce with honey and without honey?
>>69637893
King Of Mustard
>>69640037
Je suis snail boy
>>69639790
>there are people who buy Mayo
>>69635751
Heinz Ketchup and French's Mustard, always
>>69640099
I see you are learning our superior ways. Good.
>>69638081
You are a low test faggot who can't handle the heat. I'm not a hipster faggot and it beats all normal vinegar hot sauce garbage water sauce.
>>69640071
>Spicy brown mustard has tumeric in it and other mustard doesn't.
o i c
I just never consider yellow mustard to be mustard.
>>69640185
>Superior ways
>Getting cucked by everyone
kek, pls faggot. Just stick to fucking your hairy women, fucking degenerates.
>>69640185
Q: What's the motto of the French army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!
Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket
Q: What do you call a French man killed defending his country?
A: I don't know either, its never happened!
Q: Why do the French never perform “the wave” at a soccer game?
A: Because, that’s a gesture reserved for use only in time of war.
Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: what the Frenchmen can do in 5 minutes?
A: Surrender twice.
Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: French War Heroes.
>>69638747
>if there's one thing england does good
there isn't
>>69639712
Truth
>>69635751
I stopped buying any reeses products when they closed the Canada factories to move them to mexico. Goodbye Heinz Hello Frenches
>>69640283
>ruling over niggers is an "empire"
Check this.
>>69640429
Based mexibro
>>69640486
Check this.
>>69637803
Dude, we get it, you go to Firehouse Subs.
>>69640486
Check this
>>69640666
M-megan ffffox?
>>69637973
Underrated post desu
>>69640122
>French's Ketchup and Heinz Mustard, always
FTFY
>>69641286
>Ahcmed's Opinion
>>69638973
This is the only way to prepare a hot dog.
>Pepperidge Farms hot dog bun
>Grounded meat (80% meat / 20% fat), cooked with sofrito, adobo and Sazón, in the bottom of the bun
>Steam cooked Nathan's frank on top of the grounded meat
>Potato sticks on top of frank
>Sauerkraut on the top of the sticks to the left
>Relish on the right side
>Three diagonal lines on top of all of that
>No mustard or mayonnaise because I am no faggot.
>>69640666
LONDON
>>69635751
Meh. Nationalism-based advertising works like a fucking charm in Canada, because Canadians are obsessed with distinguishing themselves from Americans.
I am Canadian and I hate ketchup. Shittiest condiment ever.
>>69641787
No, has to be a villagio bun
>>69641983
Wrong
Anyone who doesn't use Meyer's Potato Rolls will get the gas
French's is fucking good m8.
>>69641966
tastes great with french fries though. and don't tell me you like mayo
>>69635751
Fucking peasants
>not grey poupon
>>69640666
>Megan Fox
>Devil trips
>Posts Hitler
Holy fuck
>>69638211
>no mention of honey mustard
>>69641942
You're all right next to the border though, it makes more sense to just extend the network used to distribute nationally within america into canada.
>>69642135
>french fries
>mayo
this is heresy against the church
>>69642096
So that means you then?
>>69642187
kek, the ultimate trips.
>>69642232
>not mixing ketchup and mayo then dipping your fries in that
Fucking pleb
Friendly reminder that this is the approved list of Canadian Condiments.
>>69642713
>Forgetting the most important one
>>69641942
Why do you fags take American brands and just stick a maple leaf on them?
>>69640666
Pittsburgh reporting in.
Fuck Frenches and Fuck ketchup in general.
>>69638309
Yes you do you stupid Chinese cunt, you can't get enough of it.
>>69638829
Ketchup refers to the preparation genius, did you mean tomato?
>>69641787
I showed your mom how to prepare my hot dog last night
>>69642162
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmannAYiwh0
>>69635751
NO NAME
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NO NAME
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>>69642162
>he doesn't use Maille
Fucking nigger, of course you would prefer a mustard owned by Heinz
>>69645361
Heinz is the superior brand
>>69645361
faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pGT8Q_tjk
>>69638983
This must be a poorfag thing, I've yet to meet an affluent American patrician who calls it catsup.
>>69645799
>Grey Poupon, the beloved mustard of niggers, white women and cucks.
Wew lad, I may be a faggot but at least I'm not one of those three.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=OeG3dwk8D6w
>>69635751
Well ketchup is disgusting for the most part so fuck it
>>69635751
How come ketchup from America tastes so sour? My grandma bought some while on a trip there and it tastes like shit, it feels like I'm drinking vinegar what gives?
French's is le meme ketchup. One chain got shit on social media because they decided to stop selling it because no one was buying it before it became a meme.
>>69646102
That is not a real ad you stupid leaf
If you lived in America during the 80s you would understand Grey Poupon = luxury
>>69635751
I haven't purchased Heinz products since I became aware that Theresa Heinz was John Kerry's wife and was bankrolling his bid back when he was running for president.
>>69643095
Why did you take a British flag and just stick stars on it?
>>69635858
Wrong spic.
Heinz is shit tier.
>>69646413
Eh, personally I like my ketchup to have a little bite to it. Some of the other stuff is waaaay to sweet for me. Guess it's an American thing.
>mfw never liked ketchup
>or yellow mustard
I don't know, I just hate slathering condiments on everything.
The only things I really like putting on are honey mustard and bbq sauce
>>69646611
>muh luxury
Was Grey Poupon a supplier of mustard to the courts of France, Austria and Hungary? Did it even exist before 1866? Did its owner supply vinegar to Catherine the Great?
No. Maille is literally the mustard of royalty, whereas Grey Poupon is clearly the mustard of the nouveau-riche plebians.
>>69647836
The nouveau riche are probably more likely to to buy your shitty overpriced hipster mustard
>>69635751
Heinz just came out with English baked beans in Canada . God tier. Also salad cream. British homies know what I'm talking about.
>>69635751
GREY POUPON YOU SOVIET FILTH.
>>69642162
>>69645008
MEN OF WEALTH AND TASTE.
>any year
>buying Surrender Brand condiments
Thank goodness I can get Whataburger's tangy ketchup by the bottle now.
>>69646953
Heinz Jalapeno, Tabasco, and Bacon w/ Caramelized Onion ketchup varieties are amazing. Standard Heinz ketchup is Very Good, though I buy Del Monte for home use.
>>69636898
t. projecting american
>>69648328
>King Louis XV and his mistress consumed this stuff
>His father built Versailles
>the decor in Versailles is the style that Trump tries to emulate in his mansions and apartments
Hipster vinegar indeed. Throw out the mustard of plebs and try Maille, it might make your tastebuds great again.
Hunts master race
>>69648833
>HEB MASTER RACE
The Independent Republic of Texas, sponsored by HEB, is greater than its American and Canadian opposition combined. God bless our Nation.
>>69649291
>his mistress
absoluting degenerate
Grey Poupon is a family mustard, happy families. Maybe single people eat Grey Poupon, I don't know. Frankly, I don't want to know
>>69635751
Canadian tomato farms?
>>69649291
yes, maille
or i make my own, because its that easy
>>69638275
British calling anyone inbred, topkek.
>>69635751
>Heinz
>Watery precum
= reconstituted imported ingredients
Don't know about French's, but here we had a similar thing happen where local tomato growers were going out of business thanks to shit-tier Heinz - until Dick got on board and came up with something better (pic related).
Locally grown, non-reconstituted = no precum
Whos winning?
>>69648695
>Gay Poop-on
Sounds about right, faggot
>>69648833
WHATABURGER FUCK YEAH
It's not right in the bottle though, it doesn't taste right cold, it has to be room temperature for me. Have you tried their fry potato chips at the H-E-B though? That shit's delicious, almost exactly like the real thing
Great Value reporting in
>>69636163
I drink this stuff
