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http://trumpgeneral.com

SIGN THE PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc

>DELEGATES Big Don: 752/Zodiac Killer: 463/Soros Puppet: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

>SUPPORT TRUMP!
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

Good shit to watch during discussion
>Anti-Trump Hecklers get SHUT DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0YAYvVQJdM
>Meet the Dumbasses that Hate Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ves_IY1uw
>COMFY: Trump Drives You & Barron Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o
>The Trumpinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYWmhbHtVLM
>You Can't Stump the Trump Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Halloween special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-1DpFigcZY
>SJW cuck tells guy to check himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNasRfHp9lc
>Right Tales Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5j6-0rRQzg
>Trump To expose 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdqd8l9R95k
>Fatherland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDhsE_E3WiQ
>Meanwhile at Microsoft Headquarters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qRKWI9f8eM

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg (Daily Updates)


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>>69634351
kill yourself
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Teflon Don isn't just a meme
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>>69634337
I can fast and pray for Cruz, which I have been doing everyday.
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>this layout

i'm REEE'ing pretty hard right now
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>>69634351
I hate this layout and I hate this joke. When will gook moot fix it
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MAGA
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>Delegates Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 465/Soros Puppet: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

>Help out today!
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer

>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>MSNBC TH 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hThp4XM17h8
>TH Appleton, WI 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kukjV6GzH-E
>Rally De Pere, WI 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY_rXvTdwzQ
>CNN GOP TH 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYjNoygF7qI
>TH Janesville, WI 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEiDtQrjZ8
>Emotional: WI Beauty Queen Melissa Thanks Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABQVw9Jsec
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes


INTERVIEWS
>Trump on GMA 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV6kNrZZCp0
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1WuxVem_hg
>Trump on Hannity 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAerv18_yC0
>Trump PC 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b340UaWj_Bw
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Student Trump Supporters CRASH Sanders Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLkzrQely5c
>The Trumpinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk

>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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>>69634351
She's suing Trump and a 75 year old Korean War veteran now.

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/03/31/suit-trump-incited-riot-louisville-rally/82497624/

Kashiya (Shiya) Nwanguma

http://www.gocards.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=2388&path=track

https://www.couchsurfing.com/users/2000607297

kikebook /shiya.nwanguma.5

https://www.pinterest.com/kashiya145/

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXshcc8tob8

Prep: Regional champion in the discus at South Warren High ... took first in the event in 2013 ... took second that year in the regionals in the shot put ... at the state championships, placed fifth in the shot put and sixth in the discus.

Personal: Daughter to Raphael and Marlene Nwanguma ... birthday is Feb. 9 ... has four brothers and two sisters ... majoring in biology.

http://kentucky.yourpublicprofile.com/42104-5568.htm

Father is a MD: http://mcbg.org/internal/services/Surgical_Weight_Loss_Program/Bariatric_Surgeon.aspx

https://www.criminalrecords.com/find/raphael-nwanguma-in-delaware/txmblvntsrnh
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I got my Trump hat in the mail today lads. Why does it feel so good to wear in public?
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>>69634501
Are we /climbing/ again?
Seriously? This man is unstumpable.
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MAGA
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>>69634563
Midnight
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This is this weeks Cruz enquirer story for those that wanted it
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"Bernie has bird tho XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Nature choose him! XDDDDD"
Webm related.
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So Ireland just keeps getting news on trumps election and just yesterday they got the information about the whole "battery" case and the part about women goes to prison for abortions, and also says that ted cruz will win the next state because common.

So is it true is there a possibility that ratto is going to win the next state?

(I asked this in the previous thread but I really want an answer)
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>>69634728
When do they release the names?
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Cruz just said on FOX that he's winning California
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>>69634728
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>>69634556
pic related to fix it
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>>69634509
Please starve to death for Trump.
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>>69634855
Yes..... If you believe the polls with 300 samples AND NOT THE BIG FUCKER THAT WAS 3600!
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Are we /unstumped/ because I think the shilling has pretty much waned and It is time for the Golden Don to shine.
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>>69634509
EXCUSE ME, HONK HONK!

Don't mind my shiny red commiemobile! I'm on my way to crush capitalism!

Ps: please donate $3 today!
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>>69634939
Yeah what the fuck, I just checked and trump is up 8.3 overall....does Lyin Ted EVER tell the truth?
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>>69634939
He is.

>>69634987
Fasting isn't starving yourself, idiot.

>>69635003
He's stumped. Wisconsin is lost and he won't get over 50% in New York.
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>>69634957
It's fucking nothing
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>>69634855
Its possible Cruz wins WI but honestly it doesnt mean much until June 7 when NY and such go up and that will reverse any trend Cruz had at that point.
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>>69634855
We're not expecting a big win from Wisconsin.
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>>69634855
Possible but unlikely.

If trump would just have more fucking rallies I would rest easy but he needs rallies.
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>>69635110
>checks flag
moving on
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>>69635001
>Yes..... If you believe the polls with 300 samples AND NOT THE BIG FUCKER THAT WAS 3600!
Sorry, I've seen neither so you understand my curiosity.
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>>69635003
The shills lost for a day because they realized just how gay reddits layout is compared to 4chan's.
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>>69634702
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any streams for fox news?

verizon switched over to frontier today... can no longer watch channels online. fucking bullshit.
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>>69635110
>australia

He may not win wisconsin but Trump will btfo all in NY.
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Reminder to get rid of the April Fools design can be done by adding Adblock filter to
s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
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>>69634728

>TALKING ABOUT THE POLICE REPORT
>NE IS WITHHOLDING THE NAMES OF THE WOMEN

OH BOY, REV UP THOSE STREAMS BOYS CAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO BOMBARD RATO WITH QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT ROADSIDE INCIDENT.
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MAGA
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>>69635132
>>69635125
>>69635124
How much is Wisconsin?
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>>69634351

I know other people out there must listen to this podcast, "The Biggest Problem in the Universe", and I love the show, but one of the hosts is being a salty cunt and he can't keep getting away with it.

Go to this link and vote DOWN Donald Trump, indicating that he is NOT a problem. It's an older episode, but like I said, he can't keep getting away with it.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-80/
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Post 3D MAGA /pol/iticians
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>>69635150
No problem my potato nigger friend.
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>>69635247
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>>69635248
42 delegates. I think it is a winner take most state.
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>>69635247
>>69635273
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>mfw people still think that trump is a viable electable candidate
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>>69635119
Just rotating it Crystal.
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>>69634351

Best name get so far
>>69634684
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What does /tg/ think of this >>69632165?
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I wouldn't mind this "prank" so much if they added an upvote/downvote system. That would have been keks
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>>69635083
Oh my God.... I wonder if yesterday was due to the single image...
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>>69635208
wew thank you

is that theme a reference for some other site or is the joke that its cancer?
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>>69635178
I was goin for a ghetto thing but thanks and ADDED!
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MAGA
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>>69634351
MADMAN
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>>69635208
cant get yotsuba A though, only blue Yotsuba B
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>>69634957
>2.5mb
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Why does GookMoot think fucking up the layout of the website is an April fools joke?
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>>69635441
People say it's google+
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>>69635441
Google+ I think
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So did Rand endorse anyone, what was his announcement anyway?
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http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-Donald-Trump
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>>69635546
abril foods is just about triggering fucking everyone
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>>69634501
#cruzsexscandal DID hurt cruz... it will be a slow bleeding death
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>>69635331
I saw Mae Mays earlier and that was pretty based.

But yeah thats a good one.
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>>69635502
>Rickrolling
Is it the 90's again?
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>>69634351
Glad to see he got so many battle ribbons for sitting around on the home front inheriting daddy's money.
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>>69635547
>>69635548
Jesus christ people really use that?
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>>69635502
Was rickrolling '05?
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>>69635546

The inscrutable mind of the Oriental.
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>>69635602
He did something gay. He's so fucking lame I swear.
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>>69635502
Tries so hard to be cool and relevant, poor Rato.
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>>69635737
PLAYER OF IPHONE GAMES
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>>69635546
April Fools is stupid. The only good thing is that it's 1 day of the year you have an excuse for your screw-ups
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>>69635602
It was Trump as an April fools gag. Hilarious and unexpected, I know.
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>>69635447
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>>69635602
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>>69635706
It's from the future after he exterminates the Muslims.
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>>69635733
Not really. I just recognized the plus button from other google apps
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HOLD IT, you dummies.
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>>69635841
Have a gif
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What the fuck happened in wisconsin?

Why is rato suddenly 94% chance to win??

Is WI a lost cause? Also what the fuck is up in california? Please explain
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>this fucking ultra shill campaign against Trump

Jesus fucking christ I don't think I can take much more of this shit.
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>>69635502

>check twitter for video
>look at comments
>first comment is pic related
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>>69635841
Goddamnit
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>>69635949
polls are fucked as usual

just wait for election day
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>>69634957
that did happen btw

cruzcrewniggers call it a bout of depression...
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>>69635949
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>>69635963
HOLY FUCK IS THAT REAL?

GOD DAMN I LOVE THE EMPEROR
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>>69635963
Savage
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>>69635963
>@ReaDonaldTrump
>not paying attention
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>>69635963
shame thats not donalds real account
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>>69635963
NO FUCKING WAY
>Cruz on non-existence watch.
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>>69635963
>Jennifer Carr

back at it again with the false information
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>>69636139
>Donald T. Trump
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>>69635963
reaDonaldTrump
get a new set of eyes, Lela
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>>69635684
I wonder what percent of the Cruz supporters even knew what a rickroll was before this.

This stupid capcha must be doing an april fools too.
Keep on clicking on the squares with the street signs - wrong
clicking on the ones with house numbers - wrong
clicking on the ones with water - wrong
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>tfw no more entertaining debates

I cannot wait for Trump vs Hillary. I miss the republican debates with the whole family, Carson, Christie, Rubio, Rand with Trump in the middle trolling them all. Some of the most entertaining stuff on TV.
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Any epic name gets?
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Anything happening tonight?
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>>69636155
I know not real account, still keks
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>>69635963

There's like an army of either extremely dedicated shitposters, paid staff, or bots, and they're all the same people, that rush Trump's twitter to make sure the first posts are pro-Trump, and conversely rush Cruz's twitter to make sure they're anti-Cruz
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>>69636260

Well a rickroll must be a true conservative meme so I'm sure his base is well informed.
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>>69635509
>not using based Tomorrow
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>>69636045
>He saved my crop
You're making me blush

I'M OUT FUCKERS DON'T LISTEN TO THE SHILLS!
back to failing to do my project, bye
M A G A
M A G A
M A G A
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>>69636260
It always does that
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>>69634351
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>>69636284
>>69635331
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>>69634957
I really hope his wife ruins him
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>>69636260
>Not using legacy captcha
You're just doing it wrong
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>>69636375
>implying you can even change the theme while the april fools garbage is still on
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>>69636439
She wont make an effort.

She wants to be the First Lady
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I wonder if Michelle Fields will sue when the Workers Comp carrier for her next employer considers that she's uninsurable.
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>>69636284
/TV/ got Ronald McDonald apparently
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ALL YOUR GOP BASE BELONG TO US
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>>69636399
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>>69636488
>implying you can't

lern to in2 css faggot
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>>69636270
Libertarian debate is on FBN tonight

It might be over already
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>>69636507

I hope Lewandowski ends up counter suing
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>>69636439
its a political marriage
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>>69636716
Donald should if Corey happens to lose considering Michelle "unwanted"ly grabbed trump
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>>69636399
imagine being a Ted Cruz supporter. What a soulless existence. No vision or hope that things can be so much better. you are simply content with someone who is good at talking like a politician
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What is Newt waiting for? When is he endorsing Trump?
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Oi lads.

Any idea how Putin is perceived by the actual people of Russia.

I just recently uncucked myself on his actions and accomplishments and think he's pretty fuckin based.

Is the Putin=dictator oppressor just a meme?
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lmao
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3518397/Moment-two-drugs-smugglers-filmed-news-crew-sneaking-U-S-scaling-Arizona-border-fence.html
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>>69636878
He has (or recently had) like a 90% approval rating.
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>>69636870
The thing about that tweet, it's true. You'd be hard press to find people in Trump's past that don't like him. But, Rato has a long line of people who hate him
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>>69635248

Wisconsin has 42 delegates

18 go to the winner of the popular vote in the entire state.

The other 24 (3 for each of Wisconsin's 8 congressional districts) are awarded district by district to the winner of the popular vote in each district. Trump has 4 of those districts on lock, and has a chance in 2-3 more.
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>>69636878
>Is the Putin=dictator oppressor just a meme?
sort of

he still had a ridiculous amount of control but the OPPRESSIVE HOMOPHOBIC RACIST SOVIET DICTATOR is just a meme
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>>69636877

He said he was closer to Kasich tonight on FOX and declined to endorse anyone. Said Kasich was a really nice guy. Perhaps "nice guys" just want all out war with Russia these days
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>>69636195
Cruz needs em too
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>>69636878
Does anyone know if it's really true that Putin put out a warrant for the arrest of Soros? I see it talked about, but can't find any legit sources.
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>>69636870
Now that he's pretty much completely ripped off all of Trumps policy ideas, his supporters shouldn't have a hard time getting behind Trump when it's their only option.
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....I fucking hate the Internet on April Fools Day. Especially 4chan.
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We are truly approaching the end times.

http://maddox.xmission.com/
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>>69637262

I also hate how the lazy ass mods always leave the April Fools joke up for a few days because they can't be bothered resetting things.
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>>69637201
wouldnt surprise me.

I would assume that if soros entered Russian Federation borders then he could be arrested but he wont be hunted down

Soros is banned from russia and all of his agencies and foundations are banned as well
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Holy shit guys! Ted Cruz just put this up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_iBr4Nl13M
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>>69637296

>not knowing Maddox does this shit every year

I remember when his shit was funny. I'm getting old as fuck and I'm not OK with it.
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>>69637320
Mods can't do shit about it, AFAIK. Admins and Mods are different things.
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>>69635967
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>>69637262
Me too. At least Trump isn't doing any rallies today cause this bullshit would completely ruin it.
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>>69637392

That's what I meant. I'm halfway drunk and don't give a shit about any of them.
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>>69637371
more cancerous than reddit, holy shit
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>>69637371

My God it's real.

Ted Cruz is actually trying to meme.
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>>69637262
it is a pretty shit april fools joke by 4chan
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>>69637371
what a trickster. haha hes showing us that hes not a stuffed shirt like those folks in Washington lol
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>>69634351
why is nobody talking about north dakota
w
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>>69637606
unbound delegates
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>>69637371
In ten years I've never noticed the similarity
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CHYNA
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>>69637201
why bother, putin could probably just kill the guy if he wanted to.
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>>69637371

What the fuck is this. What is the joke here? This is Family Guy-tier humor.

Why is Trump the only presidential candidate who can into meme?
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http://livestream.com/Munk-Debates/global-refugee-crisis/videos/117801746

Watch from 1:28 (1 hour and 28 minutes) for an amazing closing statement by pro-trumper Mark Steyn!
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>>69637715

Lyin' Ted needs better internet people.
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does soros give money to npr?
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>>69637371
Rafael...
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>>69637595
Indeed, friend!
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>>69637438
>>69637465

Trump will Make April Fools Great again.

I used to be the Admin of a weeb board for fans of Bleach. We were owned by a parent site. We made an April Fools joke where we pretended the parent site took us over and was enforcing so many new rules on the place that were quite obviously a load of shit, but people still fell for it. (We DID act pretty convincingly, I have to admit.)

It was the first time I realized how many whiny libtards are among the weeb population--we seriously pissed people off so much that many left the site even after finding out it was just an April Fool's joke.

That was like, ten or eleven years ago.

So I guess I'm just as guilty as 4chan.
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>>69634501
Ha, suck it shills.
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>>69637371
>comments deactivated
A sniveling coward is what he is.

MOVEMENT
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>>69637371
God that is terrible. focus group tested memes. I would absolutely vote for Hillary over this worm
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>>69637859
>news written by nervous men
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>>69637371
Even among supporters I can't see this having a positive response. What was he thinking?
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>>69637467
>>69637566
>>69637595
>>69637715
>>69637371
>>69637687
Have you all guys forgotten this gem? This is way more cringy than that half assed Rick Roll. I'm surprised it doesn't get posted as much anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE
Extreme cringe warning.
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>>69637371
Even Rand Paul was funnier than that today.
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>>69637715
>Why is Trump the only presidential candidate who can into meme?

I don't know. It's weird that the oldest candidate running is the best shitposter though. It's like Trump despite being 70 is more in touch with the youth than everyone else.
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Reminder that there were 4 million less white votes in 2012 than in 2008

Reminder that Obama won by 5 million votes.

Reminder that changing demographics make it impossible for a Republican to win.
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>>69634351
U rock OP. Your truly helping to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! TRUMP 2016
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>>69637371
cringeworthy use of dead meme
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>>69637932

either eating boogers or cheating on his wife
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>>69637981
because Trump is an actual human being
He still knows what fun is and how people behave

Everyone else is so robotic and only forces shit memes because they look at numbers their bored interns give them about internet publicity
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>>69637935

>>69638021
I like to think that rickrooling is not dead. mudkipz, on the other hand.
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>>69635132
He's having three tomorrow, one on Sunday and Monday if I'm not mistaken. Should've done more earlier though
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>>69638038
How could I forget
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>>69637994

Reminder that America is an electoral college, so nobody wins by X votes.

Reminder that Mitt Romney won 40% or less of the white vote in many swing states

Reminder that increasing the white vote in just a few of those swing states is enough to win the presidency.
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>>69637935
>Extreme cringe warning.
Why didn't I listen
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>>69637729
Its so refreshing to see the pendulum start swinging back
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bamp
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>>69637935
Why does Ted Cruz's left lip always curl up like he's got a permanent sneer going?
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>>69637371
One of the worst videos I've ever seen.
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>>69637802
NPR is taxpayer-funded, and a great example of why that's a bad thing.
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>>69637371
It's so bad they disabled comments and votes
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>>69638122
I think Ted just killed it.
Add another victim to the Zodiac Killer's list.
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>>69638113
>>69637715

I saw some Kasich memes on twitter last week

https://twitter.com/TeamJohnKasich/status/715004912715841536

pathetic
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>>69637935
top fucking kek he barely even changes his voice, what the fuck Rafael?
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Does anyone have that webm of erik in the background with that very british smile he put on
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How early should I get to a rally to guarantee entry? An hour before doors open or so? Any anons have experience with this?
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>>69637371

Ah, you think memes are your ally? You merely adopted the memes, we were born in the memes, molded by them. We didn't see normal conversation until we were men, and by then it was nothing but BORING.

The memes betray you, because they belong to Trump.
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>>69638195
He can't help it. He's just so twisted.
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If Trump wins i'm moving
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>>69638425
You promise?
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>>69638195
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>>69638425
top kek, Dianna with the bants
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>>69638425
Moving where? If you're moving here you'll have to do it LEGALLY.
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>>69638354

Low energy memeing t b q h f a m s m d h
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>>69637859
Don't think this isn't a coordinated effort. They shill this shit until WI and if he loses WI they'll shill hardcore, "I think this is it for him". 100 days plan Karl rove
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>>69637715
>Why is Trump the only presidential candidate who can into meme?
For two reasons:

1. Trump is a master of branding and trending, an important skill for successful memery. Hell, he made his own surname into what is essentially a pre-internet meme.

2. Trump has the unofficial packing of an entire legion of veteran meme wizards. The best Cruz has is some college-age interns who frequent Reddit.
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>>69637859
when has WaPo ever written anything positive about Trump? They keep predicting the end of Trump's presidency over and over only to fail
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TRUMP BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a9_jzHPPwQ
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>>69638163

Check out the polls

the pro-migrant side lost so badly
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>>69638545
>packing
*backing
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>>69637859

>beginning of the end

They've said that sooooo many times lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
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REMINDER - Trump is pro-Israel

See this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9AQry3VH7k

Those are the people Trump supports.

He endorses the genocide of white Europeans.
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>>69638578

>Berger

Nice try, kike.
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gotcha!
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>>69637935
Oh my god. That was so horrible. I couldn't even watch it once I saw the title
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>>69636878
i had a fairly negative opinion of him a long while back, but always respected him as strong leader, and there's just something captivating about great russian men of history.

I watched that long documentary about how Putin skullfucked russia's corrupt oligarchs and made them sign away on some debilitating contracts live on tv. The man is cunning, tough, ruthless and not, shall we say... nice. He's about as based as it gets for a world leader, and while he is seen largely in a negative light in the western press he's exactly the kind of leader russia needs because everything is fucking nuts over there. Russian history is insane and the whiny entitled cunt bitches in the west have no fucking clue what russia is actually like or what it actually takes to hold that country together. And here i am giving my opinion like it matters at all.
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>>69638483
He is the most disgusting being in existence
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>>69638425
Hope he let's more europeans come
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>>69638664

He's the only candidate that is going to deport the illegals in the country and build a wall to stop more from coming across.

He could give Israel an aircraft carrier giftwrapped with a pretty pink bow and he'd still be the best thing for American whites in a century.
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>>69638545
>>69638638
>unofficial
I've considered it official since J-List started using our memes in their ads.
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>>69634351
>DC MADAM CASE ON MADDOW'S SHOW
DC MADAM CASE ON MADDOW'S SHOW
>DC MADAM CASE ON MADDOW'S SHOW
DC MADAM CASE ON MADDOW'S SHOW
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>>69638533
Ive had about enough of that fat-necked bastard. Gitmo when?
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>>69637729
mark steyn is fantastic on immigration and islam in general.

America Alone is a must read, imo.
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I think this entire abortion mess is actually being handled pretty brilliantly by Trump.

If they're going to keep asking him the same question in 20 different forms, why not just give them 20 different confusing and vague answers?

Abortion is a fucking non-issue and Trump knows that. Let the pundits talk themselves silly trying to figure out what his "real stance" on it is, when all you have to do is have been paying attention to his rallies to actually know.

He's said like 100 times
>"I'm pro-life with exceptions"
over and over

And Megyn Kelly is bleeding out of here everywhere trying to figure out where he really stands on the issue? Apex kek

Tucker Carlson of all people just got it right
>"People don't even care about abortion, especially not Trump's people"
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based rachel talking DC scandal again :D
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MSNBC TALKING ABOUT DC WHOREHOUSE LAWYER
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>>69638664
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>>69638354
Embarrassing
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>>69637981
Trump is a master of Branding

Memes are in his blood
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>>69637935
>sociopath pretending to be human
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>>69638854
What are you using to make these, senpai?
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>>69637371
this doesn't even work. this is not how you do this, rato.

I'm more confused than anything...
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>>69638685
>Berger
>literally french for shepherd
>kike
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>>69638425
>Dianna
All of my +(You)s
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Couple of things I learned today.
Cruz and Trump have both come out for rule 40 against the establishment that is trying to get rid of it. The establishment is arguing that they must remove rule 40 and give the nomination to kasich because he won his own state. It's bullshit, of course. A nominee can win his own state but still lose the election.

This has made trump and cruz supporters begin to consider teaming up against kasich and the the establishment. Not here of course. We know soros funds rato. But mainstream conservatives now have the inception in their mind of a possible Trump/Cruz presidency if they work out their differences at the convention.

Secondly, the Hillsdale College president is coming out in favor of Trump and has compared him favorably to Churchhill.

The meme magic is working, brothers.
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>>69638824
DEAD MANS SWITCH ON THE RECORDS
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>>69638988
I can confirm. Il existe encore des bergères
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>>69638949
I have my PC hooked to a VCR and im printing of pictureing, sliding them through the VCR then messing around with the RGB wires into the back of my walkman to edit the pictures
Or i could be using photoshop
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>>69637981
He has the blessing of the Frog God.
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Brokered Republican Convention

Mitt Romney gets the nomination

Bernie gets Democrat nomination out of nowhere

What do you do?

Ultra Hard Mode: Don't write in Trump
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>>69638824
THEY'll GET THE TIMER RESET, IT WOULD HELP TRUMP TOO MUCH
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>>69638834
January 21 2017
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Cruz is sweating, you know he's in the records.
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>>69639040
But which would be the deal? Cruz has no ideas, it's just the lobbies behind him. Will Donald accept some of their ideas or just Cruz as VP?

I think having him as VP would be positive though, will blown out the racist stigma and get some hispanic votes.
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>>69639095
So burgers ids jesus :D?
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>>69639251
Move
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>>69638988
>>69639095

Naturelment, mais le plupart des Bergers sont les juifs qui ont prenné les noms allemands quand ils ont eté forcés de prendre les noms de famille par les autorités.

Let me know how I did, it's been 8 years or more since I was in immersion.
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>>69637932
Do you have the one where he's sitting and pointing and some anon shooped a glock in his hand?

Want it for my brother's phone.
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>>69639170

taking requests?
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>>69639251

Bernie, obviously.

Burn the motherfucker down.
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>>69639339
>just Cruz as VP?
this

>I think having him as VP would be positive though, will blown out the racist stigma and get some hispanic votes.

Will help with evangelicals. I don't like his NWO shit though. It would be a middle-finger to Soros though so I could get behind that, but it also makes Rato a traitor. But whatever, it's politics.
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>>69639251
Stay home or vote for Gary Johnson again I guess
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>>69639251
YOU CAN'T BURY THE GARY!
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>>69638836
Tucker is so based
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what the fuck is this stupid ass reddit garbage and when does april fools end for nip moot
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I hate rato's mere existence, but he isnt stupid. He see's the same news we do, and he has to know that the end game doesnt have either him or Trump as the candidate.

So, is he willing to run it all into the ground or will he eventually come to his senses and see that Trump really isnt his enemy, the people surrounding him are? They will milk rato until he's dry and then throw him into the disposal like they did Yeb and Foamboy.

Only way for rato is to cut a deal with Trump.
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>>69638988
CD says otherwise with 50 brackets
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Donald saying he is really considering a 3rd party run leads me to believe it's over.
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>>69639251
Bernie. I want a destruction of this country's establishment. Bernie will destroy it with the rest of the country, but at least it won't have anything to leech from anymore
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