I just read somewhere that it's normal for German men to shave their armpits just like women.
Would any Germanbros care to explain why they adopted this effeminate custom?
Until recently it was unusual for a female to shave her armpits in Yurop.
>>69585612
>read somewhere
Source? I know a few guys who do it, mostly because they sweat easily. I don't, trimming of chest and pubes is enough.
>>69585848
pls be in Leipzig
I shave my armpits like once every two months
the hair gets permanently stinky
German men sit down to piss. Seriously, they have signs in bathrooms saying you aren't allowed to stand and urinate.
>>69585968
Hamburg, Leipzig is cool tho
>>69585612
Muslims like myself also shave armpits and hair on the genitals. It's more hygienic.
Cause /fit/ and shaved is masterrace. Fatties itt need to fuck off with their 50s cosplaying
>>69585612
I buzz mine, just like I buzz my pubes.
>>69586006
That's true. I don't care about getting piss drops everywhere.
>>69585612
because it feels better, and I hate to have hair under there, and I think it's more hygenic
My gf insists that I shave my armpits. I`ve always found this weird why do women want that?
I`m not german tho, no ahmed either so she can go fuck of.
>>69586006
Its true
>>69585612
I trim them once a month because long pit hair is disgusting if you sweat during Sports etc.
Shaving your Chest is the ultimate sign of a cuck though.
All the real men came to Australia
>>69586006
I've never seen any of those signs and I never sit down to piss
if there are signs like that they get ignored
like anyone was able to check
>>69586150
>>69586241
>>69586272
>>69586304
And to think I was expecting this thread to be met with a wave of vociferous denial. Germany confirmed for most emasculated country in Europe
>>69586006
>sit down to piss
Nigga holy shit. The only time I sit down it piss is when I have a fart that feels like a poop
>>69585848
>omg I need to put down my comrades for amerifat approval, we don't all do that america-senpai!!1
>>69585612
Because it looks disgusting. I also shave my chest so you have a good look at my muscles. Not like some dorito overdosing amerifat could understand that.
a friend of mine says girls dont like hairy armpits.
girls dont let me near them but i still wouldnt shave my armpits to change that
>>69586304
>Shaving your Chest is the ultimate sign of a cuck though.
why? I shave my chest, nipples and belly because it feels better
>>69586528
you what would emasculate you? getting castrated
hair is just unnecessary
and what kind of a man would you be if you kept it just because you were afraid of what others think about you?
I shave em to
>>69585612
You don't?
Fucking disgusting. You are no different than kurds and arabs here.
>>69586304
Are you stupid, right?
armpit hair is there to avoid you the disgusting sensation of sweat running through your body.
>>69586006
>>69585968
Dumb erp poster
>>69586733
>you what would
*you know what would
>>69586335
confirm that
but its more a hygiene thing we find nothing more disgutsting than a guest whos peeing everywhere expect in the toilet
>>69586791
>through your body.
what kind of a body do you have that sweat runs through it?
>>69586708
I'd go as far as saying body hair in general is icky.
Eyebrows are all you need, hair on head meh whatever but pls shave the rest.
>>69585988
Have a wash then if you get stinky pits.
>>69586335
Do you have urinals?
>>69585848
Trimming of chest....
>what a Sally
Shave my pubes and pitts every two months roughly. Easier than trimming, and I'm almost disgustingly hairy. I had hairy legs in 3rd grade.
>>69587095
yeah but I always use the toilet stall, but I only sit if I have to shit, cause who wants to sit down on a public toilet if it can be avoided
I sit while pissing when I'm at a friend's house and he asks it of me, and only then
>>69586679
>It looks disgusting and shaving it's not a bad thing
>You're putting down your comrades by saying they shave their armpits
???
>>69586969
Beards?
>>69587392
>Beards?
Some few look alright, but keep them out of the way.
>be european
>dont wash ass
>dont shave armpit
>walk with street shoes at home
No wonder 1/3 of europe died during the plague.
You dont keep street dogs and cats because its not a civilized thing to do. Your streets are full of rats because of this.
Eww you fucking disgust me you smelly eurorats
>>69585612
effeminate, well it's not so sweaty, doesn't smell bad, looks nicer.
Well I think it's a better and more reasonable habit than circumcising your male babys....
If you don't want it the hair can grow back what about the foreskin?
German men are feminist. So, in Germany, men shave their armpits, not women. I believe German men are forbidden to ask for paternity tests.
>>69586900
>Throughout, klaus.
Stop being a smooth-faced grammar nazi bitch
>>69585612
>>69585848
>>69585968
i shave in summer time .. mainly cause sweating is annoying
also not really shaving, but using my hair trim set on shortest setting
>>69586006
my mom thought me too ... when at home i'm lazy and sit down. public restrooms are usually too dirty though, so i do it standing up
What I don't know about is if Germans generally shave/trim their pubes
>>69587798
>Well I think it's a better and more reasonable habit than circumcising your male babys....
>If you don't want it the hair can grow back what about the foreskin?
Well that's a different matter altogether
Rest assured I'm in full agreement with you that boys should not be circumcised. You Germanbros understand better than anyone the dangers posed to society by Der Ewige Jude.
>>69587737
>being this retarded
>>69585612
I only trim them.
don't beat
>>69588093
>What I don't know about is if Germans generally shave/trim their pubes
Do you?
I would expect that whoever shaves their armpits would also shave their pubes.
>>69585968
I'm in Leipzig
>came here from IP ban thread where all the eurocucks were saying ban Canada
>realized men sitting down to pee is the norm in eurocuckistan
Kek
>>69587960
>German men are feminist
I thought feminists didn't shave their armpits?
I'm anti-feminist and I shave my armpits, because it feels better and is more hygenic
not everything has a political reason for fucks sake
>>69585612
>>69586006
Haha this whole thread has got to be some kind of covert April Fools German shitpost engineering. I suspect it isn't though. You Jerries don't seriously do this shit, right?
>>69588524
yes it is a different thing, but that's what comes to my mind when thiking about customs to males in the US.
I mean jews and muslims do it bc of religion but in the US just because it's kinda custom.
They tried to make it a custom in medieval Germany, but even then they didn't have a scientific reason to convince the people. And at that time people believed almost everything.
now more topic related:
https://youtu.be/4YEJO7TM4r0
https://youtu.be/1TiJNewpCnY
>>69585612
I personally don't becauae i don't sweat as much. I probably would though. It's not really a big deal.
Why do you care about some hair, op?
Isn't hair useful if you sweat? It'll run down your body if not stopped by some hair. Keeps it concentrated and hidden in armpit. Can still wash it like a normal human being.
ofcourse i trim it every now and then. especially in summer, because you start sweating and smelling quite fast if you don't.
but i guess amerilards don't notice
>>69585612
>trim armpits
>trim chest hair
>trim pubes
>shave balls
Most German dudes are faggy cucks though. They do whatever their girl wants. No questions.
I groom myself for cleanliness and personal comfort
>>69589797
never felt that happen
maybe cause I wear clothes
>>69590200
I don't even have a girl, I shave down there cause it feels awesome when I fap
>>69589797
>Isn't hair useful if you sweat?
Yes. It helps with cooling.
Shavefags are just retards that repeat bullshit.
>>69589118
This is apparently deadly serious. I thought I might get 1 or 2 germans saying "fuck you we don't all do it amerifats" instead I get like 15 of them trying to justify it
>>69590320
That's true. Every time I shave my balls, I need to fap afterwards
>>69590414
I'm sure a lot of you americunts do it too
>>69585612
Every swedish guy i fucked had a shaved asshole.
But then again they are gay as fuck.
>>69586335
you're going to jail
>anons who shave their chests unironically critisize others for shaving armpits
>>69590414
>>69590585
Mein gott we have another. Also
>Ted Lyons
Nice Lyin' Ted get.
It smells better. Bacteria collects in your pit hair.
Me either
>>69586006
That actually explains a lot.
>>69586143
>Muslims
>Hygenic
Pick one.
>>69585848
>shaving chest
Fucking queer
>>69591205
No one in North America shaves their fuckin chest you feminized loser.
>>69591032
good
I can piss standing up there
>>69592495
>North America
>not the most cucked place on the planet
Nice try leaf
>>69591835
I guess mainly because german toilets are weirdly designed and it's harder to aim at the hole
I shave them like once per 6 months or something, nothing wrong with that
>>69592974
Jesus Christ tell me this is a joke.
>>69591835
I stand up at home but sit down when visiting friends. Just out of respect so they don't have to clean my piss.
shaving, even trimming anything below the neck is for faggots.
>>69592974
ŁWhat the fuck?
So when you're taking a shit, it just sits there in the open air, stinking, until you flush it?
>>69585612
sometimes my pit hairs will grow so long that they stick out even with my arms down. Then i'll have to trim them. It hasnt happened in a while, so it think it was just me being too skinny
>>69592974
>to aim at the hole
For what purpose? Also left type is disgusting splashing water over machine.
>>69593211
It isn't. It's a poop shelf and it's to inspect your poop for deformities before you flush it. You can actually learn a lot about your health by looking at what you shit out.
We have armpit hair for a fucking reason. These same cunts would remove their eyelashes and wonder why they constantly get shit in their eyes.
>>69593351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTxvOj9I0kI
HOLY FUCK I'M LEARNING SO MUCH TODAY
Germany is the most disgusting and weird country in the weird and disgusting continent of Europe. My God, I will never look at a German the same way again.
>>69592974
Just imagine having diarrhea and have it splash back up your ass
>>69585612
Are there seriously people here who doesn't shave their armpits? that's fucking disgusting
>>69585848
> trimming pubes
Literally a woman
>>69592974
At least that doesnt splash shit water all over your dick balls and ass when you drop a turd. I actually like it
I shave my armpits. Otherwise I can't apply deodorant properly.
Jesus christ have any of you seriously never met women who love hairy men? Have you never had your chest hair groped at a bar? Girls either love it or hate it but the ones who do love it REALLY love it.
>tfw laying in bed post-sex
>girl runs her hands through my chest hair and strokes my beard like she's petting a pussy
>uses my chest like a pillow
seriously stop shaving you faggots, let your testosterone do the talking.
>>69592974
my toilet isn't like that, no idea who built this shit
>>69593644
>We have armpit hair for a fucking reason.
See no purpse. It catches sweat, less cooling, less hygienic and heavy hair (like mine) literally stands in the way of movement i get real friction burns from it.
Germans really are huge faggots huh who would've thought????
>>69593909
At what goddamn velocity does shit leave your ass? Jesus Christ. Splashback has never been a problem for me in my 25 years of dropping fat turds into regular toilets.
This is an objectively disgusting design for a toilet. Christ, it's literally designed for your shit to sit out in the open air, on the porcelain before you flush. That's fucking gross.
Less sweat and less stink. Fewer sweat stains on tshirt/undershirt as well.
It doesn't have to be hairless to get results, just well trimmed.
>>69587079
What does permanent mean anon
>>69593705
we don't do this
I've never seen a toilet like this
this must be some weird part of germany I've never been to
Wait a second, you mean other anon don't shave their armpits/chest/legs?
Eww, gross; fuck is wrong with you guys.
>>69586143
Shaving my pubic hair is one of the best choices I've ever made.
>>69593705
judging from the comments, those are old toilets, no one has them anymore
>>69594163
this was the first post i saw when I came here today... never change /pol/.
>>69594163
>At what goddamn velocity does shit leave your ass?
Didn't have chronograph at hand but it happens.
>>69594163
Fuck off you pussy. Nothing gross about it. And shit water splashes all over my ass every single fucking time a turd drops doesnt matter at what velocity it comes out. I would gladly have this superior fucking toilet design at my house
>>69585612
I trim mine. Nothing insane, just use a face/body trimmer to keep it tamed. Tried a razor once, and it was awful.
i cut mine because fuck it when it gets long. shit hygiene and muh swimming
>>69593977
wait I thought the argument was that german men shave under the arms cause they're pussywhipped
but if you let your hair grow because of that, then you're the one doing it only cause your girl wants it
I don't give a shit what women want, how about that?
What's better, flat out shaving or keeping it trimmed?
>>69594290
Maybe you only used new german toilets.
Why do I know so much about toilets? I don't know.
Do you androgynous freaks not realize that your body hair doesn't grow indefinitely? There's literally no reason to trim your armpit hair unless you're a wolfman/Italian.
>>69594888
if the middle one is modern one, then it is the standard one
right one is not standard
>>69594290
I saw a bunch of those in Baden-WĆ¼rttemberg. I guess they put shitty ones in WGs.
>>69594848
I prefer to trim it in the summer for the same reason I get a shorter haircut as well.
>>69594981
>your body hair doesn't grow indefinitely
wut?
>>69594888
>the steep walls need scrubbing
not if you can aim your shit
>>69595079
lol
>>69594981
Low test hairless feminine fuccboi
>>69594888
You don't need to sit wth right. And don't need to scrub with strong wash velocity (though you need to close lid before washing with such velocity).
I'll shave every once in a while, but I lift and the hair can get annoying and even irritate my pit skin because I sweat a lot. I bathe regularly, but it still gets annoying. Other than any practical reason, I thinm shaving is stupid. Trimming is fine, but shaving it is numale tier.
>>69595081
Even if you go your whole life without shaving your armpits, your armpit hair won't get any longer than about 4 inches.
>>69594407
Doesn't it get itchy af after though?
>>69585612
Don't get guys shaving their armpits, but do you guys shave your back and shoulders?
>>69595179
>shaves his bodyhair
>calls others fuccbois
Having hairless armpits is pretty much the literal definition of a fuccboi.
>>69595440
Not if you do it regularly enough. It's like shaving your face. The first time, it feels raw as shit. But the more you do it, the less bothersome it is.
What is itchy is when you shave it, and don't maintain it.
>>69595440
Just keep shaving, lol.
>>69595486
I have never shaved my armpits low test cuckboi
>>69595035
Sure it is, Hanz. Sure it is.
>Washdown style (figure 1) versus wash-out style (figure 2) versus shelf style toilet (figure3)
just shave the butthole
What's with all the tripfags?
>>69595663
Gotta shave that boypussy so it looks pretty when Ahmed and Muhammed start ramming your gay butthole
>>69595811
Like you?
>>69595811
fuck off abigail
>>69595811
>Tripfags
Are you retarded?
>>69595608
>not understanding what modern and standard means
>>69595948
Probably
It's fucking disgusting.
Humans should have no hair anywhere below the neck.
Doesn't look shaved. Looks like it is waxed.
>>69592747
What the fuck.
Nuke us please
>>69585612
armpit hair tends to soak up sweat smell, even if you wash it. So I shave them about all 3 weeks.
>>69596649
Son...
>>69586528
>associating your manhood with whether or not you sit down to piss or shake armpit hair
Your desperate attempt to seem like you aren't a bottom bitch homosexual isn't fooling anyone
>>69585612
hetero male here, it's not that uncommon, to me it's for aesthetics, I also shave my balls and cock hair
>>69585759
that's a stereotype existing only in your cunt, I've never come across a woman that had armpit hair and I was born in the late 70s
>>69597152
Shaving your cock and balls has always been a courtesy to whoever is sucking your dick. Shaving your armpits serves no purpose whatsoever. If you claim aesthetics then you're essentially claiming that you prefer a less masculine, more feminized aesthetic. And that's gay as fuck.
>>69597428
I guess it's a matter of taste, looks good to me with low body fat % and I also sweat less than before
you'd be ill advised to let anyone touch your balls with a razor but different strokes for different folks
>>69597428
I've heard gay men say that they like armpit hair cause it's manlier, so... kinda gay to have armpit hair then, isn't it?
>>69585612
I shave my chest, stomach, balls, and ass
Otherwise, it would be too much. It gets too fucking hairy and uncomfortable and I'm not dealing with that shit
>>69595326
Not because it stops growing though. It wears down due to friction.
>>69587329
Pls sit down hans standing is for my childs father
>>69598332
It falls out and is replaced, your hair will reach an equilibrium length where hair is very likely to fall out before it reaches x length, then a new hair will grow into the follicle. Pretty sure it has nothing to do with friction, but feel free to prove me wrong.
>>69597046
I sit when I piss at home because I have a 'German style' toilet with shit shelf which causes microsplatter, and I'm the one that cleans it... Sometimes at work too but thats just so that I can play a game or shitpost. Who cares though? It's like the people saying that cream in coffee or drinking tea makes you gay.. Just how insecure about one's sexuality or masculinity does one have to be to worry about these things.
>>69585612
I for my part just rip em off
Please name me Donald
>>69597851
>talks to gay men
confirmed gay
>>69598798
I have no problem with cream in coffee or tea. But I think any rationally thinking man can agree that sitting to piss is about as homosexual as sucking three dicks in one night.
>>69598798
Pretty much what I'm getting at, if people are seriously having their sexuality threatened by the idea of sitting down to take a nice relaxing piss, then they probably doubt their sexuality.
Probably for good reason.
>>69599981
Yea i agree nothing gay about sucking a big fat black dick. If it seriously makes you doubt your sexuality that you're sucking a dick youre 100% gay. Nothing gay about getting your butthole fingered either i mean ow insecure are these closet homos man?
>>69599888
>>69600192
Fags.
>>69585848
>I know a few guys who do it, mostly because they sweat easily.
Does it really help reduce sweating? It fucking pisses me off how much my pits sweat though all of my shirts and even jackets. I tried trimming and that seem to help very slightly though I am not sure.
>>69600301
Autist faget
>>69600192
>comparing things that have nothing to do with sex to actual sex acts that by definition are homosexual
Wew lad
Threatened sexuality detected, don't worry bro you're totally Hetero, everyone can see it!
>>69599648
I am bisexual
but most gay men I "talk" to are over the internet
>>69600364
there are antiperspirants that can help you tremendously
shaving only allows more airflow and faster evaporation
MUH MASCULINITY MUTHAFUCK
Lmao, girls are disgusted by hairy armpits, maybe in CUC KED places in europe when girls are into the hairy asshole of Ahmeds maybe but in the rest of the world, hairy armpits are considered disgusting, hobo tier shit.
>BUT BUT IM A MAN "!
Stop shaving then, also stop cutting your hair and trimming your nails, don't want to look gay right ?
Pathetic fucks
>>69600577
>Nothing wrong with wearing a dress i mean cmon its 2016 nothing to do with sex wearing a dress nothing gay about i mean gahd so insecure viva le sexual liberadiƶn :D
FAG
>>69586679
Are you that German shitposter from the other the thread? Get outta my board.
>>69587326
>I had hairy legs in 3rd grade.
That's because you were held back 4 times.
>>69596649
>Nuke US
No, nuke canada instead
>>69587326
>hairy legs in the 3rd grade
Why is this so fucking hilarious?
