>Delegates The Lion: 752 / The Liar: 463 / The Who: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
SKY NEWS STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
FOX STREAM
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
FOX10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9zUE6F2hBo
CNN STREAM
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
MSNBC STREAM
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
Found the fags trying to ddos Trumps Websites
"Anonymoose"
They are at it right now.
Webchat :
http://webchat.anonops.com/?nick=&channels=OpTrump2016
awoooooo
best name get
More town hall bullshit.
I want a YUGE rally.
MAGA
Anything on the DC Madame list yet?
>Ben Shapiro Retweeted
>Allahpundit @allahpundit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPTU2E8AX6g
GET IN HERE WEEBS
>>69577473
What the fuck is happening?
So what happened with the DC madame shit? I passed out around 1:00AM EST - any fucking breakthroughs? Did anybody get the list?
April is going to be HIGH ENERGY
Trump has been low energy lately
What happened to spending the week in Wisconsin?
How's Beck doing this morning? masturbating over poll results I assume
his fucking face
>>69577666
Not bad digits though
>>69577770
gookmoot is havin a giggle
its a homage to moot working for google now
this is why I despise april fool shit
>>69577473
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OP?
WHERE ARE THE LINKS?
>>69577871
He is being Presidential
>>69577806
spent all fucking night on it....Im out now with no more than before
nth for keeping ¡Yeb! posted
>>69577770
4chan is evolving
MAGA bitches
What kind of april fools board is this?
>>69577934
>Kelly
Dear /pol/ fascists,
This is ANTIFA.
Congratulations! You've got a reaction from us. That's what you wanted, right?
Well, I've decided that I don't like people like you. You've messed with the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you.
Your pitiful right-wing conspiracy anti Semitic talks are hilarious. Yeah, keep Spewing your racism, transphobia, islamophobia, body shaming , and other fucked up bigotry and putting up proxies are level 1. Can you hack into encrypted micro files? Can you tear through firewalls without leaving a digiprint? Can you launch malicious scipt attacks? Your silly little proxie won't protect you. I have hacked into many computers and spied on many users from here. I've hacked into games. I've been hacking since I've owned a computer. It's what I was raised to do.
You have no idea the extent of fear you should be feeling. All you are is a community filled with neo nazi lies and spewing your sexist and racist poison into the well of the people's right to diversity! Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy for you lot and would enjoy peeling the skin off your white faces!!!.
You think I'm giving you all an empty threat? Believe that. I have contacts in dark places that you don't want to know about. If you live near me then fear for your life.
Track my ip if you want too but I am smart enough to use my tablet. Hack into my account if you want too, it'll just make it easier to find you.
With love,
an ANTIFA badass
P.S. I would fear for your racist lives if you still can
STOP MAKING SHIT OPS
http://trumpgeneral.com
SIGN THE PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>DELEGATES Big Don: 752/Zodiac Killer: 463/Soros Puppet: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
#CruzSexScandal Updates:
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
>Truth about #CruzSexScandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
>Crackhead Carly Deflects Cruz Infidelity Question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2B7Ky-0dk
RALLIES/TH
>MSNBC TH 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hThp4XM17h8
>TH Appleton, WI 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kukjV6GzH-E
>Rally De Pere, WI 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY_rXvTdwzQ
>CNN GOP TH 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYjNoygF7qI
>TH Janesville, WI 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEiDtQrjZ8
>Emotional: WI Beauty Queen Melissa Thanks Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABQVw9Jsec
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on GMA 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV6kNrZZCp0
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1WuxVem_hg
>Trump on Hannity 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAerv18_yC0
>Trump PC 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b340UaWj_Bw
ENTERTAINMENT
>ARREST HILLARY: http://www.cuffclinton.com
>Anti-Trump Hecklers get SHUT DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0YAYvVQJdM
>Meet the Dumbasses that Hate Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ves_IY1uw
>COMFY: Trump Drives You & Barron Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg (Daily Updates)
>>69577934
How did he manage to do that, the man is always fucking up the server every now and then
I want this to stay this way forever.
ADD THIS LINK TO YOUR ADBLOCK TO KILL THE REDDIT FAGGOTRY
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>>69577911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>69577706
His advisors probably think town halls are the better course of action for a state like MI
>>69577612
i got myself a ban :^)
>>69578049
The layout is supposed to look like reddits
>>69578098
>MY5Yh0le
>Mysy hole
>Missy Hole
>Wayne Sosa
>Wayne Sosa and Missy Hole
>Wayne Hole and Missy Sosa
>Missy Sosa sounds like Minnesota
>Wayne Hole sounds like Wyoming
This is just a completely meaningless shitpost because fuck off turkroach
>>69577759
>Waaaa it's inappropriate to point out that Ted Cruz's wife is an ex-Bush stooge turned globalist banker who wants to dissolve the US and join it with Mexico and Canada.
>We shouldn't care about the views of the person who the potential president is married to, because his wife will obviously have no influence on him or anyone else.
This fucking society.
>>69578125
How about remove the reddit made trumpgeneral.com
>>69577950
That's depressing but not exactly surprising. Did /g/ make most of the advances? I know /pol/ was heavily slidin' - never seen so many shills on here.
>>69578160
lol why do you ask me that
I have no clue about this kind of stuff
>>69578125
Thats way too much text mate and most of it is bullshit
I was in Washington, Iowa
>>69577706
he could've done a rally the last three days instead of doing...nothing
I'm sorry everyone..I can't stand the fucking layout.
MAGA in the meantime.
EXPLOSION IN PARIS
>>69577473
>+(You) this post
Also:
>Dr. Rand Paul @RandPaul 1h1 hour ago
>Yes Twitter, I am just celebrating #AprilFools #endorsingentropy.
I do not like traps
>>69577473
Obviously Trump will remove all of the mexicans, right?
>>69578372
What anime is this?
>>69578370
>TOO MUCH TEXT
Fuck off your fucking cunt
>>69578370
I dont see how reddit made it but I dont really care
GOD FUCKIGN SAKE I HATE APRIL FIRST
WHATSA THE FUCKING POINT
>>69578447
low energy prank
>>69578305
TED CRUZ IS A CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE
TRUMP IS A LIBERAL
>>69578410
s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
put this into your adblock plus filter
Why do they always fuck with /pol/?
Do this shit over on /tv/
MAGA
>>69578572
Sure thing, Cruz.
>>69578098
You got a laugh out of me.
4/10
>>69578573
FINALLY IT FUCKING WORKS
>>69578557
you're in my thread dickface you fuck off
>>69578246
you mean google+
I AM DONALD!
>>69578549
boku no pico
>>69577806
what's DC madame shit?
>>69578204
Thanks 'stralia
>>69578666
>Berger
>>69578098
you seem upset my friend :^)
I always come into these threads to feel better, but lately have been feeling worse. God damn shitposters are getting to me.
>>69578765
Np mate.
BTW, Amerifat in Aussieville here. Cheers.
>>69577934
Top lel I didn't even make that connection to moot working at jewgle now.
Also: the catalog is full of name rolling threads and it's fucking gay as shit. Sure, have your fun, but I still want my boards to function.
>>69577871
>>69577949
If you look at the polls you can see in their methodology that the reason Trump isn't winning is because Wisconsin is made up of cucks
Apparently all of Rubio and Scott Walker's fanbases went to Cruz, shitting on Walker and him endorsing Cruz is a bad thing but it doesn't matter either way
Wisconsin, like Kansas and Utah, has a "ceiling" for Trump as those fags like to say
The good thing for us is that in pretty much every state after Wisconsin it's Cruz who has the ceiling
>>69578572
I don't want a do nothing conservative who will do exactly what every other conservative has done. NOTHING. You people have not kept a single promise you made me. I'm voting for Trump and if you betray him and steal the convention I'm voting straight democrat. The party deserves to die at that point.
>>69578098
Shoo shoo
>>69578892
It's going to get worse if he loses wisconsin m8
The electoral map is skewed favourably for the Democrats. Not only does a republican candidate have to win his natural base of rural/semi-rural white males, he also needs to get med-high votes from minorities like women, latinos, blacks etc. Minorities are what crushed Romney yet Don already has higher unfavorables amongst them than Romney himself. RNC spent years grooming Marco and Jeb types for cross-demographic appeal only for an angry 40% of the republicans to force their hand and make them instate a meme candidate with little cross-demographic appeal. Reminder:
>he can't win the female vote
>he can't win the black vote
>he can't win the hispanic vote
>he can't win the gay vote
>he can't win the youth vote
>he can barely scrabble together a simple majority vote within his own party who hold similar views to him
tl;dr Repeat after me: President Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
>>69578666
Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred three score and six.
- Revelation 13:18
>>69579032
Raus
>>69579003
I remember the horrific shitposting her and in the media after iowa
>>69578572
>Cruz is a constitutional conservative.
>Not eligible to run according to the consitution, wife wants to dissolve the USA, he seems more concerned with Israel than America, was a Canadian citizen until a few years ago.
>Trump is a liberal.
>All liberals despise Trump and openly wish for his death.
I know you're just baiting/joking, Kayla, but the fact Cruz's fellow packrats push this shit and seriously believe it is still hilarious.
Feet for Trump
>>69578573
Thanks lad
turning the entire format into Google-tier diarrhea is just impolite hiro
>>69578954
The funny part is that since Cruz's wife is part of the NAFTA NAU cabal Cruz is actually even more of a cuck that normal cuckservatives
It's fucking hilarious that these idiots who call themselves "constitutional conservatives" back Cruz and get all pissy when we bring up his wife's NAFTA connections. If Cruz actually got elected they'd be bitching endlessly when he completely betrayed their faggy ideals
It's even funnier that Trump actually plays to their ideals since he's a non-interventionist but they're too dumb to realize that
>>69579170
All we heard on the BBC was about Trump's "DEVASTATING LOSS IN IOWA".
They didn't mention the other 4/5 wins.
so tuesday starts off another round of primaries?
>>69579220
>cartoon feet
>>69579220
degenerate
>>69579209
It amazes me that they're willfully delusional
>>69578939
I still think Trump has a good chance of winning in Wisconsin due to it being an open primary. Maybe the current polling will end up getting more people to vote. Walker has some of the lowest approval ratings in the country and I can't see his endorsement helping much.
>>69577759
>yougov
>>69578436
HOLDS THE BIBLE UP HIGH
What are your predictions for Saturday? Are we getting some delegates?
Rand Paul endorses 'entropy', AYY LMAO RAND!
Iron Mike for Press Secretary
>>69579554
Yes
i miss trump having big arena rallies
>>69579764
Don't worry they'll come back
>>69579276
I'm not sure how many people are privy to who Cruz's wife actually is. Trump needs to really educate the masses on how harmful NAFTA actually is, he's done so with the trade imbalance. Yet I'm sure if he brought it up Cruz would go into baby mode thinking his wife is getting attacked
>>69578939
>The good thing for us is that in pretty much every state after Wisconsin it's Cruz who has the ceiling
"The difficult states are behind us now" says increasingly nervous Trump supporter for the seventh time this year.
You're as delusional as the Bernouts
>>69578573
Thank buddy, works like a charm!
>>69579672
Press Secretary is already selected.
- SATURDAY, APRIL 02, 2016 -
WAUSAU, WI
Central Wisconsin Convention and Expo Center
3:00 PM
- SATURDAY, APRIL 02, 2016 -
EAU CLAIRE, WI
Memorial High School
7:00 PM
- SUNDAY, APRIL 03, 2016 -
WEST ALLIS, WI
Nathan Hale High School Gym
7:00 PM
>>69579732
Marginal win for Cruz then. Whatever.
>>69579922
Just watched Milo vs Feminists and gender pay gap. This guy is fucking brilliant and a total Trumpeter.
>>69579863
Oh look, Ahmed found /pol/ on the public library computer. Time to log off and go rape some 10 year olds for your "sexual emergency"
>>69580040
Milo is quite obnoxious at times and does a fair bit of echo chamber tier shit, but in the end he's really intelligent and knows how to use the language. He'd fit well, really.
>mfw the person who makes the CSS for /r/the_donald is the same person who made it for /r/coontown
>>69579922
>Disgusting dramatic faggot attentionwhore who used gamergate cucks to salvage his dead career and now parrots /pol/ points to seem cool while calling Trump "daddy" and talking about how much he loves nigger cock in his ass.
>Being anywhere in government.
Fuck off.
>>69579977
All pretty small rallies =(
KKK
>>69579522
desu the Republicans in Wisconsin are cucked
Even if Walker is disliked, 44% of the Republicans would back him according to the Fox poll.
Though it does warm my heart to know that he's hated- it goes to show that even if Wisconsin goes to the cuckservatives it shows how irrelevant and disliked they are.
>>69579764
Town Halls are good for him. Helps give him a better connection with his base while being able to answer questions among other things. I'm sure he has more of a chance to talk with community leaders and maybe visit the local PD too. He's evolving as need be
>>69579863
Why do all you shills use foreign proxies?
>>69579003
I know man. I'm gonna avoid this place like the plague if that happens.
>>69580135
What about Snoop?
Yo is there supposed to be any news about the Cruz scandal today or has that ship sailed? I feel like everyone forgot about it already.
>>69580233
Agreed, Milo sucks i never understood /pol/s love for him besides hes against pc culture huuur duuuurr
>>69577473
Why you shouldn't believe the Fox News Poll
>The poll is based on voters in a registered voter file
>These files are often older and don't account for the newer voters
>Trump is drawing people into the political process that have never voted
>Fox is totally ignoring these people
>The actual polling in Wisconsin is a dead heat
>Trump can still win this
>BELIEVE
>SEND HIM YOUR ENERGY
>>69580264
What Trump needs is a constant flow of sensitive beacons, I.E. former Miss Wisconsin. That was fucking gold but NO ONE HEARD ABOUT IT.
The more there is out there, the less the media can ignore it. The guy is a legit good guy.
>>69579732
>Cruz would only get 24
>Trump would get 18
HAHA OH WOW
fuck Cruz, that would be fucking hilarious. I mean the media and the cruzcucks would be celebrating but it would be just like the berniggers when they were happy they won michigan and lost everything else.
How do i stop this theme
>>69580468
Yeh, fuck him.
>>69578098
This layout makes this post look like an email, fucking freaky.
[spoiler]Ben Shapiro get[/spoiler]
Why is the media pretending Wisconsin is a critical state for Trump? Why are they pretending Cruz has a chance to get to 1237 and that hes not in the exact same position as Kasich?
TRIPFUGS BTFO
>>69580599
put http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css in your adblocker list
>>69580627
Because they have to pretend Trump can even be stopped when he already has won.
>>69578333
Difference between shills and newfags. Also apparently he teamed up with WikiLeaks so I doubt the average /pol/lock could figure it out. Most users are embarrassingly incompetent in regards to computer things in general.
Isn't it retarded to have so many rallys now that we have internet and tv?
>>69580599
s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
adblock it
>>69580599
>leave
>come back tomorrow
pretty simple Aurora
>>69580530
If a series of good things happened to Trump there would be a media blackout. The Miss Wisconsin thing made for a great facebook propaganda and some of the morning shows talked a little about it. Mind you its not MSM but it still got around to a degree
>>69580627
Propaganda
What did she mean by this?
>>69578447
This better be a double take because that is some weak shit.
>>69580708
>Isn't it retarded to have concerts when there's the Pirate Bay?
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>69580528
>tfw no sound webms on 1/2chan
>even if there was sound 1/2chan won't let me load my webm because it's too big
If only cripplekikechan didn't have so many problems with posting errors
>>69580814
Reply
>Why did Dad cheat on you?
>>69580684
What would you know, you're a fucking kiwi.
Amazing that people are buying my #CruzCrew, #NeverTrump gimmick on Twitter today. It's so OTT.
>>69580708
yes, and that's why trumps redefining campaigning.
His most powerful platform is his Twitter.
>>69580468
I don't fawn over the guy, but hes pretty good. Not the /pol/ poster child that he wants to be, and slightly annoying with his narcissism, but he ain't bad.
>>69580627
A better question is why Kasich is still in the race since it turned out he wasn't actually being funded by Soros
Also we both know that they're hyping wisconsin because Cruz is going to get fucking destroyed in New York on April 19 and everywhere else on April 25
>>69580686
I can lend a hand as I have experience with PC. I'm usually the one my family calls when they need windows installed on their computers.
>>69577473
I'm completely convinced that there will be a brokered convention that Trump will lose due to procedural votes and trickery. I'm pretty much losing hope here.
What is there to do? I live in NY. I can't even really protest vote by voting Hillary because she'd beat any non-Trump here anyway.
>>69580708
No because people sitting at home watching tv don't get riled into action the same was as someone attending a live rally.
>>69581025
Kasich has to stay or by the rules his 66 delegates automatically go to Trump.
Whats more interesting is he is doing anti-Cruz ads and stopped doing anti-trump ads.
Hey donglers. Give us a hand yeah?
>>69576670
Might help you too.
I just woke up. What the hell happened to this site? And what's going on with Trump today?
>>69580814
Ur mum is april fooling you
>>69581100
VOTE FOR HIM. HE NEEDS TO BLOW NY OUT
>>69577473
WE WILL
>>69580999
Not everyone has a twitter
you don't see alot older folks around
>>69581117
Maybe something to do with the RNC meeting Trump had?
>>69580686
Not everyone is a nerd like you, Broseph.
Has Cruz gotten the majority of delegates in 8 states yet?
>>69581184
I will be, man. I'm just talking about later. I'm losing hope that he'll be nominated.
>>69581117
Nope, he can suspend the campaign and still keep his delegates just like Rubio. Fucking kiwis shouldn't comment on American issues.
>>69581109
But what he has to say he that he didn't already say?
I mean how do you speak for 100 hours about building a wall?
>>69581147
>>69581159
>>69581184
>>69581188
>>69581200
>>69581225
>>69581234
>>69581235
>>69581239
For real though.
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
>>69576670
>>69581117
I certainly hope they're paying him well then
>>69581025
Hearing all this shit about Wisconsin is obnoxious. Wisconsin is irrelevant when it comes to literally everything. Every irrelevant state like Iowa and Wisconsin come out of the woodwork during elections to pretend anyone cares about them.
>>69580814
it's a fucking april fools joke mate, don't be a cunt and play along
>>69581200
The TV news reports his tweets. Sometimes live just after they happen.
>>69581325
>Juana Dickerson
You want to dick your son?
>>69581239
Don't lose hope, friend. Trump is the comeback king. He came back from being a billion dollars in the hole. The media is trying to demoralize you. Don't let it work.
>>69580710
>>69580732
stop lying
FOK ALL U
>>69581325
Perhaps consider enlisting the help of cripplekike /pol/
They seem to be better with computers than this /pol/ and have DC madam as one of their stickies
>>69581327
Shoot straight with me. With a name like that, how big is your dick?
CANT STUMP
>>69581025
Kasich has high hopes
About Cruz lying about Soros...
https://youtu.be/BDumsN1NCGg
https://youtu.be/BDumsN1NCGg
https://youtu.be/BDumsN1NCGg
>>69581272
Rubio has to ask his state whether he can do that.
Not guaranteed Kasich can do that, and Trump can easily sue.
>>69581234
I might be biased because of the frankly cringe Tay happening but I wouldn't trust the average /pol/ user for anything other than dank memes and stats anymore. Also incredibly ignorant as to basic human biology if the constant '14 is prime childbearing age' threads are any indication
>>69581424
oh wait nvm i had 4chan whitelisted
H-H-H-HOLD IT
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>>69577612
So this OP trump shit is just another ddos after all?
>>69578098
>>69581577
>basic human biology if the constant '14 is prime childbearing age' threads are any indication
It seems you would be the ignorant one, Gloria.
>>69581117
>Whats more interesting is he is doing anti-Cruz ads and stopped doing anti-trump ads.
Kasich is trying to Jew the nomination.
By rights, the establishment shoud have coalesced around him as the last full-on establishment candidate left. Instead, most have gone to Cruz.
So Kasich is now trying to damage Cruz so that when it comes to a brokered convention, he'll look the safer choice. He knows that the establishment won't pick Trump anyway, so Cruz has to be taken down so he can be chosen instead.
Don't get fooled by his bumbling "only kind candidate" persona, he's a sly fucker playing the long game and hanging on out of spite.
>>69578098
Old pasta is old.
Anyone else less hyped about Trump these days? It looks like it's going to a contested convention and there's no way Trump can win that.
Breitbart has really started shilling for cruz. Their cruz funded writers are pumping out stories like no tommorow in an attempt to take down Trump.
I still have hope in Wisconsin.
Wisconsin is an open primary if the internet is not lying to me and he has over performed in several open primaries
Has lying ted gotten the majority of delegates in 8 states yet
>>69581934
Fuck off, concern shill..
>>69581934
Kill yourself shill.
>>69577612
>http://webchat.anonops.com/?nick=&channels=OpTrump2016
spam
spam
spam
spam
>>69582017
Yes.
Trump can't win:
>the woman vote
>the black vote
>the hispanic vote
>the mudslime vote
>the gay vote
>the youth vote
>the progressive vote
>the simple majority of his own party, many of whom despise him
B-but what about white males like myself? Too bad, what we have known since McCain and Romney is that the white male vote is nowhere near large enough to capture the white house by itself. Summing Trump up: 'In your guts, you know he's nuts!'
t. President Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
Taiwanese Animators are spot on once again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKuNkPRNKY0
>>69577706
It's going to be like this from here on out I'll bet because of the shekels Soros is giving the unemployed in Baltimore.
>>69580627
Priming you and the public for a couple of things
1: Claiming that the current lugenpresse blitz had an effect on him and his "gaffes" DO matter
2: Getting the public warmed up to the idea that conservatives or whatever are "rallying" behind Cruz, and that Trump was just passing
3: By using the abortion comment and others to try and get the public believing that Trump is imploding, and its "confirmed" by the WI loss (that was always gonna happen), the GOP primes the public into believing that Trump "deserves" to have the nomination taken from him, and therefore they'll just look the other way when they blatantly change the rules at the convention to not only give it to Cruz, but to ensure another populist candidate can never exist ever again. (expect to see DNC type super delegates and a per-nomination vetting process)
>>69581934
I'm not less hyped, I think The Donald(tm) is smart enough to navigate circles around anything the GOP can throw at him as he has consistently been showing.
>>69581325
I can help you.
>>69577917
Evil trips
>>69581983
Honestly Brietbart has hired a bunch of whiny kids whom ironically are anti-trump.
I saw a chink complain about Brietbart and of course Shapiro had a meltdown.
Its basic 101 you never shit-talk your employer in public.
islam is dogshit
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO /POL/?
lol anyone watching cnn she called him donald cunt
>>69581495
Yuge I would assume
>>69582439
April 1st
>>69582220
Media:
This is the end of Trump's campaign: the week long marathon.
So what will my first name be
>>69581546
Kasich is just all around a goofball
Why he would ever think he can win when he's so far behind I don't know
I'm hoping Trump doesn't attack him just so there isn't bad blood between them but Trump seems to just enjoy getting down into the mud so my hopes will probably be dashed
bimpo
Hello, my name is Timothy Chang, I am a 21 year old asian male and I identify as a rice cooker. My pronouns are chink and chong. My triggers are are microwaves and ovens. I usually frequent Reddit, oftenly referred to as the front page of the internet.
Today I decided to venture out and have heard that you guys share my interest in politics and love for Bernie. I always wear my #FeelTheBern shirt to my university and drink latte from my Bernie cup. How do you guys show your support for Bernie?
P.S. I'm very new to this site and am not really sure how to set up an account. I've entered my username in the name field and my email in the email field but nothing happens. Can you guys help me out?
>>69582111
Actually he only has in 6
>>69580814
only correct response
Her: Why did Trump withdraw?
You: Haha Love you Mom
Her: I was only joking about Trump
You: Me too
>>69582666
checked
>>69582170
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>69582677
Tim Changzz?
>>69581934
Actually I think Trump might want a contested convention just so he can show off what a dealmaker he is
That, or the Reince Priebus thing was him making a deal
>>69582677
But your name is Derek.
>>69582677
>my pronouns are chink and chong
10/10
trump is a racist, why are you guys talking about him all the time? stop the hate
>>69582752
Holy fuck, that name
>>69582677
What's your email? I can help you out
>>69582657
Cruz has more dirty laundry to be aired
Rubio and Kasich know this
I'm hoping Trump reaches out to them,
in time.
I really do hate April fools day because every single website does their unfunny bullshit and everyone posts retarded shit.
>>69582752
Nice name
>>69582170
The Taiwanese are literally modern day Nostradamus.
>>69582170
>yfw 2040 is as far away as 1992
>>69582887
There was a Jimmy Hendrix in an /a/ thread.
Also a Michael Jordan. And a Jesus Pope.
>>69582888
Checked.
>>69582752
>Jim Hendrix
>>69582752
He gets Jim Hendrix and I get Geraldine Donaldson...
>>69582972
There is no justice in this world.
>>69582752
Hendrix lives
>>69578567
>>69580820
Oh and by the way. If Jeb Bush already endorsed Donald Trump as the Chaos candidate, why did Randlet endorse Entropy?
Because why not endorse the inevitable?
>>69582752
HES ALIIVVEEE
kek
>>69583070
it's ok mae love
>>69582657
He doesn't think he can win. He's playing ball with the establishment to try and spoil delegates that would go to Trump. Karl Rove even said as much.
>>69583420
This is such a time to be alive
>>69583420
>it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKXOep4Mv8c
>cuck sends letter and ironic $30 check to trump
>donald writes "you are a loser" over it and sends back letter
>keeps check
>cashes it
>>69582803
A deal can only be made when all parties are acting in good faith. The GOPe isn't.
>>69583420
OH MY FUCK
This will be the end of Trump's campaign says increasingly nervous man
The generals are moving so slow today
>>69583420
Jesus Christ, look at his twitter:
https://twitter.com/benshapiro
Either this is a shitty April fools or he's lost it
>>69583548
He thinks he is being funny and witty with April Fools jokes...
He is just embarrassing himself even more.
>>69582752
HES BACK
>>69583420
>muh april fulz
>>69583759
>>69583420
DELETE THESE
>>69580528
>Why I don't believe the Fox News Poll
Polling is engineering. It isn't designed to reveal the truth, but to create it. That's why every poll shows different numbers, depending on the alignment of the media outlet
>>69583687
I just reported the jew meme one as being offensive.
Would be hilarious if his account got taken down for being anti-semitic.
>>69583687
No it's an april fools "joke"
>>69582752
Are you experienced?
>>69583676
So? Isn't less shitposting a good thing?
>>69583687
I say it's both
>>69583884
me too
WHY DO I HAVE A MEXICAN NAME
>>69583676
You can thank our slant-eyed benefactor for that.
>>69582220
>GOP
>giving the nomination to Cruz
Not gonna happen. Kasich, Jeb, Romney, Ryan.
Just fucking build it
>>69583884
>>69583969
MOVEMENT
>>69583996
You have to go back
NBPC endorsement for Trump
>>69584105
can you delete my life
http://strawpoll.me/7246088
First official "best meme" poll. This will be conducted in tiers, low level memes will be disqualified and new ones may be added. Vote for 3.
Memes are blankets, for example "rally protestors" will stretch from "get them out" to "confiscate their coats" and "let's dispel this fiction" blankets all Roborubio memes.
>>69584069
Why? Jeb enforced him, Mitt Romney was fine telling people to vote for him. Hes just another good goy that will fold to the democrats like the GOP wants him to.
>>69583676
/pol/ got a new toy today. Trump general is no longer le funny meme.
> Cruz has a double digit lead
> still shilling for Trum
>tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOwOeeVGxOE
>>69583676
the shills don't know how to use the new format
>>69584193
Because Cruz is unelectable against a DNC candidate and you'd have to be outright fucking retarded to think otherwise.
>>69584159
fuck off Colleen go suck jamal laquanfudnasibongos nigger dick
Fucking asian moot
>>69584182
Jeb(!) forever!
>>69584236
Trump has a 51% negative rating among white males
WHITE MALES
>Paul Ryan up to 4% in betting odds
wew, they're getting desperate
MAGA
>>69584236
>Cruz is unelectable against a DNC candidate
That's exactly what they want
>>69584182
Shoo, go away
>>69583420
This is some Freudian shit here
>b-but I'm just joking, it's April fools
>>69582752
checked
>RIP Tripcode Fags
Goddamnit
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/715906186982334464
Benji is not having a good day
Can't Stump
https://blog.tox.chat/2016/03/tox-endorses-donald-trump-for-president/
>>69584212
Be thankful. I'm a white nationalist (not supremacist) with a black gf. Too much shit goes into a relationship, so much I barely have time to read or support trump.
>>69584205
>not american
>think we give a shit about you
Donald Trump soundboard for android:
https://github.com/trumpapp/TrumpSoundboard/
[MAGA intensifies]
>>69584628
Top kek
>>69584513
thats a good thing mate tripcode fags were the worst type of cancer
>>69584778
>>69584778
>>69584778
>>69584778
>>69584778
New bread for when this one is bumped
Hey, the faux, Reddit, layout isn't too bad looking. Happy April first /Trump/.
>>69577473
Add this vid
https://streamable.com/7fuk
>>69584975
I used to have one. I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow, when this name shit is gone, and also MATERIAL DESIGN FTW!
>>69584513
tripniggers are scum
>>69585120
Stop thread splitting
>>69585044
was fucking first
>>69584628
>https://twitter.com/benshapiro
I mustn't jew away
I mustn't jew away
>>69584345
>tfw more than half of the "51% of white males" know that saying they like Trump means they are going to be labeled racist, fascist, and xenophobic
The same thing is true with the women and the black vote. Trump supporters aren't called the "silent majority" for no reason.
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>>69584778 →
>>69584778 →
to be fair this thread was created first
>>69585193
>Dixie Powers
The south's gonna do it again
>>69585280
>>69584778
>>69584778
CREATED FIRST
SHIT OP
STOP THIS
>>69577612
Got b&
WHY DO WE HAVE NAME TAGS
MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>69579032
It doesn't matter
I will still register and vote for trump
The odds mean nothing to me
