>Delegates The Lion: 752 / The Liar: 463 / The Who: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
SKY NEWS STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
FOX STREAM
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
FOX10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9zUE6F2hBo
CNN STREAM
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
MSNBC STREAM
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
HE COMES IN, BIBLE HIGH
Fuck drumpf
MAKE AMERICA FEARED AGAIN!
Trump get
>>69563386
PUTS IT DOWN
AND LIES
CHEATS
FUCKS BITCHES
STEALS DON'S POLICIES
MAGA
>>69563406
>Bauer
OYY
I hope someone rolls Trump today
Should we do the pledge?
I SWEAR I'M GONNA VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP
>>69563273
Who let the mudslime control the generals?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Fuck it's dark outside and this layout hurts my eyes!
PLEASE
Hey guys! I just donated $100!!!!
Who will match!?!? :D :D ;D
FEEL THE BURN!
Will talk about nothing but names edition
AWOOOOOOVEMENT
>>69563273
>Ali
Finally a Muslim name
MAGA
PLEASE COOL NAME
Are retarded women going to ruin this for Trump?
MEXICAN NAMES
GOTTA GO BACK.
these are unusual names
>>69563669
GET EM OUT OF HERE
>>69563665
>Dick
MORNING BANTZ
>>69563669
Kek.
>>69563569
Yeah you WOULD say that, toby you piece of shit, don't think I forgot what you did in the other thread
Donald get
who /onlyreadingnames/ here?
Pls Trump get
>>69563665
>>69563693
OVERKEK
Will this Trump thread actually be about Trump or just another "OMG SOMETHING CHANGED LOLZ!" thread?
Please grant me a good name, God Emperor.
>>69563669
You first senpai.
>>69563273
My name is Donal Trump and I support this Wall of Posts which chinkmoot give us today.
>two Joes
lol I love Mika
>>69563669
:^)
I hope the announcement tomorrow is Cruz endorsing Trump
>>69563742
pls no disavow
>>69563669
>>69563713
See ya!
>>69563667
>>69563669
double villa
Mr. Trump, can I stay in the US?
>>69563740
You know it, girl!
>>69563742
>Related to David Duke
Close enough I guess.
>>69563669
SPOTTED
I want the new format to leave
>>69563761
the second one xDD
>>69563713
>Diaz
Get
>>69563406
using drumpf as an insult is retarded. his family changed their name to fit with american culture better. changing to intergrate with the culture you moved to is a good thing. but you beeing a fellow swede i guess this is something thats hard to understand.
I'll be voting for the is a consistent conservative with a proven record of defending our Constitution. Who are you voting for?
My wife and her son have left me because I spent our last $500 on Bernie donations.
It's all worth it though. They'll #feelTheBern one day. They all will.
>>69563806
>mexican name
>berger
What have I done
>>69563840
Are you stupid?
>>69563273
I'm on my phone, I flipped over to desktop layout for a second and I see the big problem now. I've never been quite so happy to have a mobile layout.
Also, am I being paranoid, or does greentext text seem not-so-green to anyone else?
Doubles and my name is a nigger name
Triples and its Jewish
Oy vey
>>69563961
Do you keep the same name in a thread?
>>69563541
shut up, bender
>>69564073
The answer is no btw
>>69563941
>Hoffman
OY VEY
>>69564073
No.
>>69563961
You're so right! I'd love to donate more but my wife and her guy friend took my car out for a joy ride when they were a little tipsy and those darn goofballs really messed up the bumper!
>>69563912
mfw no one mentions rafael making up ted
guys will this 4chan april fools joke hurt Trump?
>>69564137
>DONT MOCK ME
>tfw phone version hardly takes any effect from this
>>69564018
GET OUT TURKROACH
>>69564018
Get rid of your proxy, Turkey.
It didn't say "+(you) this post" when you hovered over the post number before?
I'm glad the prank hasn't affected the mobile site
new thread
>>>/po/537936
>>>/po/537936
>>>/po/537936
>>>/po/537936
>>>/po/537936
>>69564190
Yes. He's hit his meme ceiling. He surely will never recover.
>>69564053
>Olive Bullock
>Bullock
Well, isn't that just fucking perfect
>>69564053
loo
>>69564018
T*RKROCH! SHOO, SHOO!
shalom
>>69564283
lol didn't even realise that
nice touch
>>69563811
same here
JOE IS A KEK
t. mika
What the fuck is up with the faggot name bullshit?
>dat Mika scream
>>69564361
+(You)boated
>you will never have a tickle fight with Mika
Why live?
>>69564361
witnessed
Awoo!
>>69564487
MORE LIKE Lionel AUTISTA!
>>69564472
>Ben Shapiro + John Oliver
Fuck off shill.
>>69564361
lol
buenos dios
>>69564361
Oy vey!
WE WUZ KANNGGSS
I HATE THIS
When will it go back to normal?
>>69564248
U can't fool me with that new name POORANJEET
>>69563406
>Bernie Gutman
>Rafael Cruz
How come no one mentions these?
>>69563273
trump is a fag
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
WHO WANTS TO COME TO MY MINECRAFT SERVER!? WE HAVE HUNGER GAMES!
>>69564914
>tfw your post gave me + 3 (You)s
thanks Jaime
I swear, Bernie has aged significantly just since the campaign started.
>>69564914
Hey you managed to change the filename of the bullshitpolls.png!
Great job leaf!
>>69564190
Yes. Trump is stumped. I know people have said this a lot of times in the past, but this time is really different.
This 4chan april fools joke has really hurt him, his base is shrinking. Trump is officially done.
I am now a #CruzMissile.
>>69564821
>muslim is now a jew
Trump just announced that he's dropping out!
>>69565054
Hell age even faster if he becomes president
>>69564914
Just saw two polls that had Hillary +6 and +7.
Wow, that is literally impossible to surmount with the convention, the party's support and constant campaigning on Hillary by Trump, who has shown no knowledge of how to spread a story by the media.
Hillary is a shoe in!
>>69564803
I quite like it.
>>69565108
>Ali
oy vey
Your name will be the name you must use for every Trump General
>>69564472
>Oliver
CURRENT YEAR
>>69565266
Haha. No.
>former Governor of Michigan
yeah that totally sounds like somebody who has done a great job that I should take political advice from
MAGA
"My girlfriend thinks her art sucks, what's your opinion Reddit?"
>>69565266
>Clifford Kent
SHLOMO KENTSTEIN
Can we just skip today and go to tomorrow?
IT IS NOT FOR IDEAS THAT WE LIVE! NOT FOR SOCIALIST HANDOUTS! NOT FREE MARKET ECONOMIC POLICIES!
NO! WE LIVE AND FIGHT FOR OUR NATION AND FOR THE PRESERVATION OF ITS EXISTENCE!
---
THIS GENERATION IS THE BEARER OF AMERICA'S DESTINY; OF AMERICA'S FUTURE OR AMERICA'S FALL!
AND OUR ENEMIES, THEY ALREADY CRY OUT TODAY: "Trump will fall!"
YET WE CAN GIVE BUT ONE ANSWER: AMERICA WILL LIVE AND HENCE TRUMP WILL WIN!
>>69565266
Let's hope I get a good one
>not going to win Wisconsin
SCHLOMO
>>69565379
not bad, how do you like these?
>Hillary is going to shill for "fair trade"
Holy fuck Trump is going to destroy her if she doesn't end up in jail. That's his bread and butter.
Good Morning /pol/
>>69565603
Good morning Thomas, you're cute.
Fuck Granholm
t. Michigander
My name is Donald Trump.
>>69565555
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
I totally fell for that meme bro hahaa!
You're such a troll. Do you like go to Funnyjunk and stuff?
I'm Donald Trump's new VP
no build wall pls
Hillary now trying to copy Trumps positions on Trade now lol
Morning Joe on
Tfw I'm a trump supporter and people mistake me for a girl
>>69565691
Wow, this was not the picture I posted....more April Fools shenanigans?
>>69565776
>Arroyo
What a shit choice.
>>69565776
A conservative half-white latino lady.
That would be something else, man.
>>69565733
his name was paul robertson
>>69564308
Well he's going to lose Wisconsin to based Ted so...
>>69565849
You have to go back, Enrique.
Reminder that if moot still owned 4chan he would have put an annoying background song on that doesn't stop.
I for one welcome our new Japanese qt twink boy overlord.
>>69565167
Even Hillary said the GE polls didn't mean much this early on in the race (because Sanders was beating her against other Republican nominees, but still).
I had sex with Cruz.
>>69565910
I was hoping someone would get that.
>>69565555
Nice get.
>>69565849
I bet you have a nice cock and boipussy
>>69565961
Kek
My name starts with T
Trump will win Wisconsin
Hello, fellow #CruzMissiles!
Anyone else /fasting for Cruz/ here?
>>69565776
Nice, going for the Hispanic vote.
>>69565961
CLIFFORD THE BIG TED DOG
>>69566121
Yep, I am.
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING!!!
>>69565926
Don't browsers have mute-able individual tabs now? I would have preferred BGM to this eye cancer.
>>69565961
Me too
>>69565266
Oy vey Cliff!
>>69565821
dumb white sluts
Bernie for president!
Names
Why is trump and cruz tied in cheese land? How can we win without it?
I also had sex with Cruz.
Test
>>69563273
Anyone seen this?
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ted-cruz-tries-to-get-john-kasich-thrown-off-montana-ballot-election-2016/
Can get get Cruz removed? This is the second time he's done something underhanded like this.
>>69566160
>hehehehe
>>69566038
>>69566214
This /trumpgen/ not /degen/
>>69566316
It's all gouda.
Why did don lose 3 delegates?
>>69566121
/fasting/ for weeks in support of the only True Conservative™ out there. i almost made it three hours yesterday before taking a break
#CRUZMISSLE ENGAGED.
>>69566416
What's so funny?
>>69566487
I stole them.
>>69566518
Trump4Trump
>>69566332
You should be ASHAMED for spreading SMUT!
>>69565926
boys can't be cute, faggot
literally impossible
>>69566353
He needs to be taught a fucking lesson, the fucking rat
>>69566353
They're both wasting their time. Ben Garrison endorsement will seal Montana for Trump.
>>69566525
>Mclaughlin
>what's so funny
minor chuckle
Okay, Berniebros, I know things look a little rough right now for our guy but he can really turn it around! We're gonna stop Clinton this time! We all need to phonebank a lot more! (I do it almost 24/7) and donate more too! (which I do)
So that we can END WALLSTREET!
>>69566496
> i almost made it three hours yesterday before taking a break
Pathetic. I've been fasting from sunrise to sunset. You're not serious about this.
Just go vote for Trump, cuck.
>>69566445
>Benjamin
Oy vey.
Sallam brothers and sisters
>>69566160
>flag
it checks out
>>69566353
Everything Rafael does is underhanded.
https://youtu.be/BDumsN1NCGg
>>69566496
>Not "True Cruzervative"
Its like you're not even trying nigger
>>69566452
Can I not compliment a man for his looks? You are the degenerate here
>>69566518
reborfing
>>69565555
ffffffffffffffuck
>>69566663
>Sexton
Degenerate pls go.
>>69566584
>>69566690
Get this spread all over normiebook, Twitter, etc.
Vote of no confidence or something. Cruz has too many things going on. This is the second time he's done this.
>>69566616
kek, but I imagine he'd disavow
>>69566496
>i almost made it three hours yesterday before taking a break
top kek
>>69566121
THIS IS THE PRIESTHOOD RISING!!!
Who /sleazydonaldisaliberal/ here?
peckerwood
:stop music:
FUCK HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP
>>69566647
Bless you. We need more true consistent conservatives in the world. Nobody seems to even care about the Constitution anymore.
Cant wait for Randlet's YUGE announcement
>>69566939
Here. The guy has been donating to liberal causes FOR OVER 40 YEARS! Only Cruz will take on the Washington Cartel.
As based Fiorina pointed out, Trump will not fix the system, he IS the system!
can someone post the glenn beck fasting child video with the ominous music?
Oh god its april first
I'm hiding in this these thread till this is all over
>>69567049
Thanks, and the same to you. I've also been praying daily for the right outcome this election. The Republic if finished if we elect Trump or his buddy Clinton.
>>69566938
It's great that this was produced by a pro Kasich PAC. Yes, spread it far and wide.
>The Club For Growth said in their ad that 465 delegates (Cruz) plus 143 delegates (Kasich) is more than my 739 delegates.
kek
>>69567036
NEGRO NAME NEGRO NAME
>>69567072
He's also a serial philanderer. No morals!
>>69567252
LYIN TED HOLDING THAT SUPER PAC HIGH
AND LIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>69567133
I find that image to be very offensive to the millions of families who suffer every year because of the Holocaust.
FUCK YOU DONALD CHECK THESE GUACA DUBS
>>69567176
Good choice Gilberto
>>69567352
>Melvin
Fucking seriously?
>>69567317
Exactly. A snivelling coward. How dare he smear a committed Christian and family man like Cruz. How fucking dare he.
I felt physically ill when I read that "story" in the NE.
>>69563273
>Not The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe
>>69567297
LUBE GET
>>69565924
And ted will lose every state after that so...
>>69567252
We Will Remove Common Core from our schools!
PACs can't even math right.
>>69566690
They missed the opportunity to hang him by the nose.
>>69567386
Crash and burn for another Bush
>>69567297
Chill out Rubio
>>69566647
i-i'm sorry senpai. i'm trying so hard but my will is weak, i'm trying to get better. please don't tell ted
#TheSilentMagority
>>69567075
Anyone?
>>69567555
Back when it was Rubio in third we had The Lion the Rat and the Robot.
>>69567352
Already fucking caving. I LOVE IT!!!
fake anons now.
WTFFFFFFFFFFF
Is Trump dead?
PEOPLE USE TO BE RAYCISS TO IRISH PEOPLES AN DAT MEANS WE NEED TO NOT HAVE BORDERS AN LAWZ N SHIET - every Al Sharpton ad on MSNBC
>Trumplings think Cruz would EVER cheat on a cutie like this
You guys are so delusional
>>69567760
>NEW SCIENTIFIC POLL RECENTLY RELEASED ON REDDIT
>>69565603
this bitch has been put on blast so hard
>>69567644
STOP TAKING MY SUNDAY-FUNDAY DUBS GOSH DARNIT
>>69567487
>I felt physically ill when I read that "story" in the NE.
Same. That smut was put out there by Trumps henchmen and he's so cowardly he won't own up to his lies and deceit.
>>69567297
>Joseph Rubio
>NEGRO NAME
How about Obama? Can you dispel the fiction that he doesn't know what he's doing?
>>69563693
sou da ne
I'm a rat
>>69567760
I imagine those numbers will change when Hillary gets recommended for inditement in 3 weeks.
wow this nameshit got old really fast
>>69567760
It's true. The newest poll basically confirms that Ted cruz wins Wisconsin.
We better become cruzmissiles now if we want to beat Hillary
He is stumped by this abortion thing. It's a pretty outrageous statement to make.
I still thing abortion is utterly abhorrent if it's beyond maybe 6 weeks but really, where was he going with this? Fuck sake.
>>69567297
You have to go back
nigger name
>>69567965
It did. I'm leaving now.
>>69567969
nice poll
>>69567896
wang
>>69568057
Bye bye. see you tomorrow.
>>69567833
uhhhhh 0/10
>>69567922
you've been saying she was going to be indited for 2 years. fuck off.
>>69567969
cruzmissiles is used to mock cruz supporters, fuck off.
Has Hiroshimoot pulled off the greatest shitpost yet? He has successfully derailed threads all across 4chan.
>>69567245
Do you or anyone here use Twitter? We can do it.
>>69567970
It was "if abortion is illegal".
It was taken out of context, of course, and he was probed into it, but it was a costly mistake.
>>69568093
YOU GOTTA GO BACK GET EM OUT OF HERE
>>69563273
Wtf is with the names
You idiots, namechange shit is to demonstrate NSA can/and is executing mass information requests to reddit and probably 4chan as well.
>>69568189
Wtf is this shit
>>69568188
>poole
im so sorry
>>69568189
April Fools
None of us are Anon now
>>69568188
MOOOOOOOT
>>69568185
I only post here, others will share
Again
https://youtu.be/BDumsN1NCGg
This Bernie rally was the least white.
*orgasmic sigh*
>morning jew
>>69568313
>April Fools
>None of us are Anon now
NSA warrant canary
>>69566214
damn bby u want sum fuk?
>>69568177
>April
>dubs
THE CHOSEN SHITPOSTER
>>69568307
stfu angie
stupid bitch
>>69568313
My name has changed like 3 times
Its the same as being anonymous
If its supossed to be a joke
Its not
Gooks have stupid senses of humour
>>69568188
WTF!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morning Joe is jerking off to Bernie Sanders now.
>>69568313
What's really freaky is I've seen my name already.
>>69564248
>Todd Bradley
>>69567970
>do you think people should be punished for doing something if that thing were unlawful and illegal?
>"yes"
>HOLY SHIT HOW OUTRAGEOUS STOP LITERALLY RAPING 6 GORILLION WOMYN
It was a bad answer, but not outrageous in the least.
>>69568188
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
LYIN' RAFAEL
>>69567297
It's Rubio!
>>69568419
How did you know I work for the NSA?
That's classified info
>>69563273
Oh great god-emperor grant me a worthy name!
>Morning Joe thinking Bernie isn't dead
Is this their April Fool's day joke or are they being serious?
>>69568650
Ill take wendall hoover
>>69567297
rubio you fucking racist
RAND ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN?
>>69563817
Speaking of endorsements, what was Rand Paul's super duper announcement?
>>69568734
You have to go back.
>>69568738
NEVER
E
V
E
R
>tweets are about nothing but American politics and my profile still lists me as being in my home state in the US
>British UKIP people constantly follow me anyway
SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED
>>69568481
>see flag, so far so good
>humour
absolute cuckoldry.
>>69567829
>too ignorant to not understand how bad Cruz can't control himself around all the strange.
CHINK MOOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>69568481
jesus christ, lighten up dude.
>>69568738
J
erry
P
Trump or schlomo get
>>69567744
The only reason they're playing up Wisconsin as being massively important, is that if Trump wins it he will 100% win the nomination. NOT because Trump needs the state in order to win - he has many other paths.
>>69568738
>Jerry Perry
pretty good porno name desu
>>69567970
Actually punishing criminals for committing crimes. The absolute horror
name get
>>69567297
It's Rubio!
>>69569483
The executive branch enforcing decisions made by the other two branches??
CRAAAAAWLING iN MY SKIIIIIIN
Rollin'
>>69563765
Bretty gud
rollin for Drumpf
