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Links updated for Mar 31
http://pastebin.com/7MbBDnjq (everything you'd ever need is here)
Thread for discussion of Syria, Yemen, Iraq, and Libya

>Interview w/ Assad
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>Thread theme
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DEVELOPMENTS (April 1)
>Syrian Front: SAA and People’s Protection Units Continue to Advance in Different Battlefields
>Truce agreements have been signed with elders of two inhabited localities of the Hama province. The total number of settlements, the leaders of which had signed reconciliation agreements, has reached 53.
>Humanitarian aid has been provided to civilians of the Aleppo province for the first time. Citizens of Blat and Kabra, which had been liberated from militants, have received 4.4 tons of food products.
>The ceasefire regime has been observed in most provinces. Within last 24 hours, 10 ceasefire violations have been registered (Aleppo, Latakia, Damascus – 3 for each, Idlib – 1).


Previous >>69520200
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First for Kurdistan
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1st for April.
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Talking about weather.
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>>69554932
She's a slut.
Megu is pure
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RIP Assad
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4th for Pentagon vs CIA armed groups
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>>69554873
>kurds
>working together

kek
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>>69554828
Looks like he's missing a vertebra.
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>>69555156
Basmanny District, Moscow
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>>69554873
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>>69555616
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>Assad
>Being killed


Not going to happen. He will die I estimate at the age of 88-89 years in 2054-2055 with Asma by his side in a newly rebuilt Syria which will rival 1st world countries of today. The extremist Islamic militants will have all been well-settled into Europe by this time. Europe will essentially become the new middle-east.
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>>69554828
assad is dead?
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>swiggity swooty, im coming to liberate azaz from turkey
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>>69556037

Check the date m8.

Also, can somebody post the non-anime assad civilian bomb picture?
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>>69556037
Assad is the Death
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>>69556060
You can take the girl out of the kitchen but you cant take the kitchen out of the girl
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>>69556276
you don't keep your RPG clean?
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>>69556103
this?
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>>69556276
Well, that's the fastest way to clean an AK. You just need to dry and oil it fast. The bolt and firing pin really need some running water to get clean.
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>>69556436
Oh, it is an RPG... The sun really fucked my eyes.
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>>69556413
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>>69556103
But this is the best barrel bomb
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>>69556413

Nah, the ironic one that says they're full of razors that target specifically children.
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>>69556486

There we go. Thanks Kuwait.
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As I watch this and Russia saving Palmyra and we see Assad trying to save the artefacts, I invite anyone interested to use "wayback machine" and read some of the comments on Assad from any major paper on Assad.

Literally every brainwashed, Western lemming was calling him a "murderous dictator" and calling for his head. The US is still insisting he cannot be a part of any Syrian gvt.

Wonder if this whole thing woke anyone up?
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>>69555446
Iraqi Kurdistan is safer than Belgium.
Go suck a dick you nigger lover
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>>69556737
lmao not in a million years

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/im-from-palmyra-and-i-can-tell-you-after-what-ive-seen-that-the-assad-regime-is-no-better-than-isis-a6961681.html
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>>69556737
>>69556807
Point being, US state dep. shills are gonna shill m8
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>>69556805
Thats not a Belgian lol, he is roach diaspora.
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>>69556805
sure, we all know once your common enemy is done with you will just go back to fighting against each other
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>>69557048
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>>69557048
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>>69557048
>DAE JUST WAIT K.RDS WILL FIGHT EACH OTHER

Oh this meme, right m8, we will kill each other after some of us genocided in Shingal and massacred in Kobani. Roach optimism is glorious.

Btw, what happened to your Turkmen kin ? You let them mercilessly slaughtered after giving Ivan a casus belli by downing that plane. Great plan, Mehmet.
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>>69557048
The last terrorist attack in Kurdistan happend in April 2015.
Please just kill yourself
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>>69556737
"Beauty, that sleeps near/with a killer: while people get killed, she buys shoes" (2015-10-15)
>http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/world/grazuole-kuri-miega-salia-zudiko-kol-zudomi-zmones-ji-perka-batus.d?id=69216288
"Most dangerous terrorist in Syria" highlights that Assad's goal is more civilian casualties (2015-10-09)
>http://www.delfi.lt/news/ringas/abroad/a-kazlauskas-pavojingiausias-teroristas-sirijoje.d?id=69224098
"Why Syria's brutal dictator - still in power" (2015-09-27)
>http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/world/kodel-ziaurus-sirijos-diktatorius-vis-dar-valdzioje.d?id=69095176

and so on, links are just for proof, don't go there. Most shittiest place in our media.
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>>69556888
>mfw kurds are learning how to use computers

>>69557123
epic

>>69557248
>Oh this meme, right m8, we will kill each other after some of us genocided in Shingal and massacred in Kobani. Roach optimism is glorious.
Barzani has a literal embargo on Syrian Kurds, lol.

>Btw, what happened to your Turkmen kin ? You let them mercilessly slaughtered after giving Ivan a casus belli by downing that plane. Great plan, Mehmet.
Thanks.

>>69557249
Yeah, and? Cant you read? Read my post again.

>>69557355
Why would you even post that lol? It only makes me smile when people like you post that, it only reinforces to vision i had.
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>>69557556
22:1
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>>69556805
How are politics there?
Is there a lot of friction between the two parties?
Considering both parties maintain their militia instead of having a national army how likely is it we see an armed conflict in Iraqi Kurdistan?
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>>69557355
By Fire Be Purged!
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>>69557641
Nice meme buddy. Im still not sure if you guys unironically believe that without any proof.
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>>69557556
>Barzani has a literal embargo on Syrian Kurds, lol.

He is just paying lip service to his puppet master Erdoğan. Do you really think he will literally fight against his kin? Even he is not that jash. It would be his death

>Thanks.

Thanks Russians for that, lel.
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>>69556807
China pls un-commie yourself then liberate.
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>>69557834
>He is just paying lip service to his puppet master Erdoğan.
No shit.

>Do you really think he will literally fight against his kin?
He did before, kek. Read some history.

>Even he is not that jash. It would be his death
Well he did before and he is still alive, and hell, he seems to be the strongest player too.

>Thanks Russians for that, lel.
Sure m8, dont try to get triggered so fast next time.

btw i fully support kurdistan, the faster dumb turks realize they get rid of kurds the better,
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>>69557906
We are only gommie-in-name-only. Obongo regime is far more gommunist.
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>>69557695
>I-t d-didn't actually happen y-you dumb s-slav
>where is proofs?
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>>69557995
China pls save us from our gommie government
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>>69556807
>that link
Who the fuck chose these fonts in the article
Fucking unreadable, instead of saving ink on real news paper they are saving pixels?
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>>69558113
Top lel, he actually believes it too. The only reasonable explanation is extreme analpain. Like, its really not hard, if i find an article that says 150 russian soldiers died in syria and take it as the truth.... do i need to continue?

It feels pretty weird trying to educate a Finnish person, thought you guys were supposed to be smart and all.
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>>69558266
>triggered this easily
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>>69557995
Can confirm. I made business with some Chinese firms and bureaucracy, they are no where near to communist. Hell, it was more capitalist in nature than any other country we imported.
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>>69555394
use the one with the roach
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>>69558355
Im sorry man, you just never know on these places.
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>>69557643
There used to be a small short civil war in Kurdistan in the 90s.
But I'd say it's pretty good now.
The PDK dominates in erbil and duhok.
The PUK Dominates in sulaimaniya and halabja
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>>69558407
>he actually thinks turks are turkic and white
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>>69557536
Baltic media are masters of shilling
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>>69558387
Did you try to haggle them?

>>69558569
Why are you shitting on your own kin?
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http://youtu.be/FG_QNYohMhY
can someone explain to me what he mean by "playing the trump card"
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>>69558628
Barganing is part of commerce yo. I bribed a harbormaster to make shipping faster from a port. My point is chinese society and people were nowhere near to Communism and shit. They were rabidly capitalist.
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>>69558628
>le turks are turkic mene
At least try
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>>69558606
Nazi loving victims of communism to be exact.
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>>69558703
He means why would Assad, after he'd already contained the rebels, suddenly start using a weapon that would cause the whole international community to react against him?

The trump card he means giving USA an excuse to invade basically.
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>>69558865
Im just messing with ya, i constantly hear about people who dont like doing business in the south east of turkey because of all the hardcore hagglers.

>>69558895
We are a cesspool of all kinds of things, including part turkic culture, never denied it. One would be silly to imply Turks are genetically Turkic with the information we have today. But it hurts noone so i dont care.
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>>69559116
>Implying Turks aren't a result of a boy fucking his wolf mom
K*rt spotted!
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>>69559045

Thx britbong
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>>69554828
>http://www.fr-online.de/syrien/syrien-moskau-schweigt-sich-aus,24136514,34030220.html
>Bei Palmyra sollen außerdem Hunderte Berufskrieger des Söldnerbataillons „Slawisches Korps“ in vordersten Front kämpfen, die schon auf der Krim und im Donbass im Einsatz waren. Mit hohen Verlusten. Während das Verteidigungsministerium sechs in Syrien gefallene Militärangehörige meldete, sagten Kämpfer des „Slawischen Korps“ der Petersburger Internetzeitung „fontanka.ru“, bei Palmyra seien ihre Kameraden zu Dutzenden gefallen. „Wir gehen als erste Angriffswelle vor, drängen den Feind zurück.“ Erst dann folgten syrische Infanteristen und russische Fernsehteams, die die siegreichen Syrer interviewten.
>On the foremost front of Palmyra several hundred professional soldiers of the merc bataillon "Slavian Corps" were deployed.
>This Bataillon already fought in Crimea and the Donbass with high causalities. While the Russian MoD reported 6 dead, the newspaper „fontanka.ru“ reported dozens of causalities of the "Slavian Corps":
>"We are the first wave and push the enemy back". Only afterwards Syrian soldiers follow, and Russian TV teams interviewing the victorious Syrians.

Tell me about the "Slavian Corps". Why do they have high causalities in Crimea?
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>>69559276
i didnt say that, what you are saying is true but it changed over time with mixing etc
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>Muh sultan
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>>69557995
Actually I think, China is primarily nationalist, with a traditional tendency to collectivism, and some socialist policies here and there.

>mfw there are 1,3 billion Nation Socialists in Asia today
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Lets nuke deutchland
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>>69559647
>>69559975
>>69560263
>namefags
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http://news.webplatinum.co/erdogan-recognized-the-need-to-resume-cooperation-with-russia/
lol that cheeky cunt. All Russia needs is to cooperate more closely with Kurds, you know, RPGs MANPADs appearing here and there in T*rkey out of nowhere...
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>>69560427
>yfw he is namefag too
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>All these namefags

It's almost as if all of you want to be mossaded.
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Oh and never forget, we need to bring about the existence of greater Syria.
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wtf
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>>69560832
refresh the page
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>>69560595
I always forget to put my name back on
I am become namefag once again
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>>69560427
Huh? Wtf? They auto assign a name now. Just check the thread.
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Goddammit
Our gook overlord put a name generator to replace our names
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>>69559470
Well, considering that Ukrainian army destroyed Russian army tree times over in Donbass, it's no wonder that this "Slavian Corps" had high casualties in Crimea.
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>>69559470
>Tell me about the "Slavian Corps". Why do they have high causalities in Crimea?

Nobody cared who the Slavian Corps were until they had high casualties in Crimea.

But at least they could talk.

Because they were big guys.

4 you.
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Oh hell no moot
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>>69561129
>>69561141
>>69561182
>>69561463
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.
this shit looking like google now. probably because moot works for google.
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it gives different names per each post as well. i guess it's a thing now for today...
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Assad the Undefeated get
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>>69561473
Ho Lee Fug, how did it happen?
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I wonder if the names depend on the country?
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>>69561844
Don't think so
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>>69561844
OK, that's a no
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tfw this will be the last comfy thread for me, once I refresh the page or go to the new thread I will have the new gay layout and I just made some oc for minnesota-tan how will I be able to find him now that we have auto generated gay names
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As long as I don't refresh /sg/ it wont switch to that horrible layout
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>4chan auto assigns names
>everyone now has a name
>mossad targets namefags
>we are namefags
>we are targets for mossad
>tfw I will not live to see s2 of konosuba and the birth of greater Syria
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oh right it's fucking april fools i hope it goes away tomorrow
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>>69562013
On largest Russian imageboard on some boards (political, war machines and some more) everybody has a "name" ID.
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>>69562013
Don't worry, Harvey, MootTwo will defend you from Mossad
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Bashar Assad get
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kek
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>>69562544
PUTIMIR ROSTISLAVOVICH
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>>69562580
>MootTwo will defend you from Mossad
>implying I won't suffer the same fate as leafcanastan, comfymd, and deepcover

I can at least make it a glorious death
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>>69563237
Da.
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>>69561530
I misstranslated their name, the FR story is bullshit, but their wikipedia article is fun to read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavonic_Corps
>The new goal of the Slavonic Corps was described as guarding the oil fields of Deir ez-Zor.
>Instead of the promised T-72s, the contractors were provided with metal plate covered buses.
>On their way to Deir ez-Zor the column encountered a Syrian air force helicopter which collided with a transmission line and crashed into the caravan, injuring one of the contractors.[4]
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>>69562885
>john webb

breddy gud
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>>69563270
pretty sure comfymd was here a day ago.
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>>69562544
ZHIROSLAV
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Fuck you gookmoot.

That's what killed old /pol/.

Regular luggage lad faggotry like this.
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I fucking hate april fools day. Every site is fucked and you can't trust anything.
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Any way. We're have to stop spring. Lots of cute girls affecting my mind. I cannot resist their magic.
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>>69564112
>Klein
OY VEY
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>>69561569
>>69559470
THEY DIDNT FIGHT SO GOOD
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>>69564112

>can't trust
>Klein

Okay schlomo
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Y'all are a bunch of idiots, I ain't hitting that refresh button.
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>>69559470
> fontanka
Top kek.
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>>69564634
Next thread will be soon enough.
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>>69564460
Fuck off, William.
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>>69564634
you and me both, but what happens when thread has 300 replies and new one is made?
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>>69564774
>>69564841
Thankfully I have to get going to work soon Alan and Rudy. Have fun without me.
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>>69559470
> fought in Crimea
> fought
> in Crimea
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>>69564841
Then you get to watch as your 4chan is utterly altered to look extremely retarded. I wish I coulod find an option to change it back... This is just cruel.
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>>69564816
DESIGNATED
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>>69565079
It's just fontanka. Don't take it seriously.
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>Just dawned to me that I am researching different Islamic sects to deepen my understanding of Middle East conflicts and explosives for a paper on explosion welding methods at the same time
How long before they kick down my door
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>>69555616
Пoшли пивкa пoпьём
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WHY ARE WE ALL NAMEFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS A KAMBODIAN ANONYMOUS WALL PAINTING EXCIBITION

>>69565250
theyll kick down your door to put refugees in your house soon. youll understand middle east very good
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>>69565250
They won't but you can bet people here are monitored and silly pictures like this one are analysed by CIA.
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>>69565597
click refresh my friend :^)
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>>69565889
und das heißt Erika

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
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>>69565322
> Пoшли пивкa пoпьём
I don't like idea to drink with people I don't know.
That's why I'm virgin, I think.
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>>69566109
I sometimes sing this song while riding my bicycle. If you ever meet a dutch dude singing this while riding a bicycle; that's me.
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>>69566210
>virginposting
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>>69554828
>http://militarymaps.info/
is this always a bulky barely loading beeping pain in the ass or is it just me?
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>>69566210
Loh
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>>69566505
It's bloated and slow as fuck even with a decent desktop.
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>>69566505
yes, but once you zoom in really deep it's fine
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>>69566304
Could be me too, I sing Erika a lot as well.
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>>69566304
>If you ever meet a dutch dude singing this while riding a bicycle; that's me.
>Claudia
That whole gender identity mumbo jumbo went too far.
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>>69566210
Pidr
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>>69566304
>>69566671
don't you get arrested there for singing a song made in nazi era?
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>>69566430
>>69566582
But God Machine will give me the true power soon! Then all of you will suffer!
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>>69565781
Use decypher key s-38
Our time has come
Good luck
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>>69566952
> God Machine

Are you going to army?
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>>69565889
>click refresh my friend :^)
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
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>>69565889
WTF IS GOING ON LEGITIMATELY SCARED NOW
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>>69567091
For the eternal glory of Babylon.
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>>69566210
HOW YOU MAKE GIRL SQUAT ON PENIS IF YOU DONT DRINK FIODOR
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>>69566881
Lol no. you can get arrested for holocaust denying though.
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>>69567379
No, I'm just an engineer.
Soon I will have a chance to make new war machines to make Russia stronger.
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>>69567686
I take my chances.
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>>69561042
Is this sharingan?
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>>69567841
there are not many defense engineering jobs around Moskva. Who do you work for?
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>>69556737
It is not the fact of "waking up" or not. US is pissed it was denied a share in the prestige of defeating IS. It would be an utter humiliation to change the narrative now and say anything positive about Assad.
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>>69568094
Irkut corporation.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUW6pW11WvI
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>>69564112
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>>69568266
> Irkut corporation.

Wow, that looks cool
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

HIRO IS SUCH A TURBOBAKA~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!
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>>69558130
I can fap to this
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>>69568266
lucky you. I worked for 2 years in Habarovskiy Krai for KNAAZ years ago
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>>69568745
Sober up, Anton Petrovich Villarerealski.
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>>69568745
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>>69568494
I'm working in design bureau in Moscow, not on our plant in Irkutsk.
>>69568996
What are you doing in America then?
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>>69569245
I moved here and got a job at Northrop Grumman in 1998 when my parents could not sustain themselves anymore. Still hold Russian citizenship and all that.
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>>69568745
>anzus face when hordes of Russian soldiers take turns on her after liberating Turkey.
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>>69569753
>her
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>>69570972
For a real liberator it doesn't matter it's a boy as long as it's somewhat cute.
So plowing Anzu in his butt is okay.
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oh my guys. i just came back and refreshed the page and this happens. is this normal!!?!?!?
we has a new theme?
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>>69572108
WHO IS JANA?!
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>Namefags everywhere
>godmods

Okayyyyy
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>>69572108
>Jana Robinson
kek
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can i get?
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>>69572108
>>69572310
>>69572345
BUT I DONT WANT TO BE A WOMAN

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>69569753
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>>69572108
THEY ARE FUCKING WITH OUR NAMES

yes, it's april fools, friend
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>>69569083
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>>69572108
same, wtf it looks so clean
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>>69572108
you gave away your tripcode
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>>69572108
It is the joos, they took over 4chan
>>69571770
>his
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>>69572748
>>69572741
>>69572647
>>69572593
SHAMFUR DISPRAY FOR BEING A WIMMIN!
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>>69572891
>A FUCKING HELENE
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>>69572108
On phone everything as usual
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>>69573028
Turn it sideways
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>>69571770
Hey, Polan, stop spreading bullshit. I know that you may believe in what you said, since Russia highly values LGBT rights, but not all real liberators swing that way!
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>>69573178
>ho
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>>69573215
A hole is a hole is a hole in ""sexual emergency""
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>>69573215
Okay Ivan, real deal:
Would you buttfuck Anzu even though he's a boy?
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>>69557967
Kek. As if they'd leave after the govt. gives them the eastern half of the country.
Dont kid yourself, they are the niggers of Turkey. They will never return to Africa. Life is too good in Smyrna and Constantinople.
I'm actually willing to let them take the barren desert land to the east just so I can say "Told you so" in a year or two when not even one Kurd has left for Kurdistan.

>Dont get me wrong, I'm not saying Turks are good, I'm saying Kurds are worse.
But no ethnicity is even near decent in the middle east, so...
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Do you idiots actually believe in the Kremlin propaganda that the guy called an airstrike on himself? Of course Putin would rather claim a victory than admit they fucked up and killed their own guy. And before you say I'm a shill, look at Pat Tillman, look at Jessica lynch. The Russians even bullshit 10x more than Americans. They would grab any possible opportunity to make themselves look good. You're all fucking retards for believing this low tier putinbot propaganda
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>>69573524
no. Seriously, Polan, would you?
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>>69573902
Yes.
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>>69573028
Also if you make the browser window small enough. I guess I will exprience /sg/ in 240px width for the rest of the day
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>april fools' from kafranbel! :-)
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>>69573895
fuck off, can't you see there is LGBT trhead?
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>>69573895
>Cristina Christian
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>>69573980
i'm disappointed, Polan
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>>69573895
I doubt anybody here believes that they haven't left out huge parts like friendly fire or a fuckup during evacuation, or the last messages he sent which were published. But there is a true core around "we killed a lot of jihadis and one recon officer"
>>
Testung

Johnny Walker get
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>>69574492
They also say the guy was special forces. I'm calling bullshit. Guy looks like a skinnyfag conscript who got 2 weeks of basic training before being shipped off to syria
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>>69574191
Do they actually believe what they are saying?
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>>69574191
Barrel bomb them Assad~! Barrel bomb them to death!
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>>69574847
Their force is so small I doubt they must use conscripts fresh out of training as recon troops.
I don't think it is impossible the this guy is really the dead one, maybe the pics are old or he is full ottermode under the shirt
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>>69574191
I was about to post that
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>>69574357

what the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>69574887
Nah, Mr. Steve from the local USAID office brings them that sign and tells them to parade around with it. I doubt even 2 of them understand what's written on that thing.
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>>69575221
Goddamnit, this new fucking shitty fucking layout ruins muh image macros
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>>69573895
>The Russians even bullshit 10x more than Americans

Well see the thing is i've actually heard the Russians tell the truth a few times, I can't say the same for the Americans desu.
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>>69575214
nothing, what do you mean?
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>>69574847

uhhh, I know Slavs who served in Israeli army special forces. They look exactly like that. One is 5'6 manlet who looks completely non-threatening. But make no mistake they are trained killers.
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>>69574847
Military Special Forces are not like Police Special Forces gorillas that have to carry a 50kg shield on one hand while kicking down barricaded doors
Military is all about being able to swim, walk or run great distances and generally on optimal energy consumption
They are basicly build like triathletes
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>>69560427
Belgium who talks shit about namefags all the time probably killed himself now
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>>69573895
>Do you idiots actually believe in the Kremlin propaganda that the guy called an airstrike on himself?

Of course. I don't think that there is a white man on earth who wouldn't call an airstrike on himself if he was surrounded by Daesh scum. Getting blown to pieces by your pals is a billion times better than getting your ass captured by those animals.
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>>69575636
>Slav
>Manlet
>Deadly
Oh Leaf...
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>>69575763
This, desu. Between getting my cold, lifeless body trotted around on the next hot topic ISIS wank video and getting vaporized one a couple dozen FAB-500, I'd choose the latter in a heartbeat.
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>>69575915

I bet he could easily dispatch a roach like you with his bare hands
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>>69575553
For every grain of truth, there is one pound of propaganda.
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>>69576037
Someone post the VDV in Ankara stomping on roaches webm.
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>>69576153
this one?
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>>69576037
And I bet Köksal Baba the Roach Prince could whoop your ass.
I dont see what what others can do to us has to do with anything.
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>>69576254
That one.
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>>69574357
Ivan, when the boy is girly enough and convincingly feminine, the lines blur. It stops being gay. You're not attracted to the square jaw, hairy chest or muscular glutes, you're attracted to the soft voice, smooth and silky butt, feminine gesutres and stance.
Is it gay to enjoy feminine charms? So what he has a penis, you're not in it for the penis.
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>Syrian Kurdish forces to inaugurate first representation office in Czech Republic

>“This is our second visit to Prague since September; we were invited by the official commission of the Defense Committee of the Czech parliament,” Kurdish PYD official Sherwan Hassan told ARA News on the phone.

http://en.ypgnews.com/2016/03/31/syrian-kurdish-forces-to-inaugurate-first-representation-office-in-czech-republic.html

>roach butthurt intensifies
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>>69576760
>you're attracted to the soft voice, smooth and silky butt, feminine gesutres and stance
What a faggot
I guess you also like your women without a bear you pussy
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>>69577102
>bear
I meant beard obviously
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>>69576141
You are a wise man Hans
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>>69577181
Bearded women are exculsively Greco-Turkish thing. Slav girls shave.
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>>69576760
Polan, it's gay, there can't be discussion
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>>69558703

Holy fucking shit how is Putin so based
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>>69577821
It's right on the line between gay and straight in my opinion. As I said, if you want a manly man, or a fabulous prince, you're 100% gay no exceptions.
But if it's a man that walks, talks, looks and moves like a girl, it's not so obvious anymore.
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>>69577821
odin raz ne pidaras
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>>69576670
>>69576670
>>69576670
It's Habbening
>>69576670
>>69576670
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>>69578022
Well he might look like all those things dressed
How are you going to ignore the dick jiggling around when he removes his clothes?
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>>69577821

So what if its gay?

My personal hierarchy

Anzu Tier Traps>>>>>>>8-10's/10>>>Young cute Twink boipussy>>>>>>7's>>>>>>>>>> everything else
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>>69575915
That's why you guys got rekt by the russians so often :^)
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>>69578022
>this much in denial
Holy shit. Youve tried really hard to justify this bullshit to yourself.
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How can I not love Anzu when our Russian girls are like that?

Anzu is my savior...
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>>69578022
Fuck off
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>>69579147
meant for >>69578266
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>>69578388
When you're that far gone, you'll just dub it as a feminine penis and carry on.
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>>69579247

What's wrong with a dick? It's just a dick. I mean come on
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>>69579124
Slav pagan themes are really resurfacing it seems.
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>>69578047
Can't expect anything else from banana-ketchup combo lover :^)
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>>69578022
Poland, you're scaring the children!
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>>69575735
>>69575636
Bullshit. Yeah, special forces aren't necessarily bodybuilder/jacked, but the guy literally has stick arms. Special forces at least look like they lift
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>>69579380
Those idiots are cosplaying ewoks from SW.

Shameful display...

Anzu is so much better, she's my true waifu.
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>>69579710
>she
disgusting incompetence
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>>69580130
Shut up Vasya.
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>>69579710
>tfw no twi'lek qt 3.14 gf
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>>69580365
no u
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>>69580365
anzu is gay he puts shprots in his ass
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>>69579706
British SAS
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>>69581027
That picture is bullshit. Just some guy in fatigues, no proof he's even SAS
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Aw shit.
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>>69581295
Woops they're note even fatigues, just a guy in muddy pants kek. >>69581027
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