If you could ban one country from posting, who would it be?
My vote: Canada.
>>69522346
My vote: Canada.
definitely canada
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Canada is like Australia with less creative shitposts.
>>69522346
Canada is the only correct answer.
>>69522346
Probably Turkey. The internet is no place for roaches.
>>69522500
i hate that I have to agree with you. fucking sucks.
Just fucking annex us already
>be 5'5"
>never been shamed for my height by girls
Then again I do have the most beautiful blue eyes.
USA
>>69522346
Agreed OP, Canada. Australia sucks too, but at least they bring the bantz and glorious BBC pics.
Canada without question
The Vatican
Canada obviously.
>>69522346
Honestly what would /pol/ be like without Canada shitposting as much as we all hate them we kind of need them
India
>>69522346
canada
Mexico and all of southamerica
Please dear mods make it Canada, they are basically a rip off of England without a Thatcher.
If only there was a way to ban all the black and hispanic posters...
Canada.
The US and all of their shills.
Obviously Canada
>>69522346
Please stop
>>69522346
Canada
Trinidad, but not Tobago.
>>69522876
What shills brah
DUDE
>>69522346
Any country that speaks Spanish
Mexico first of course
Yeah I hate Canada
Aussie shitposting is funny and tempting, it's only halfway through the thread you realise you are in a shitpost
Canadian shitposts are just "IT'S OVER FOR TRUMP, /POL/ ON SUICIDE, TRUMPFAGS BTFO" etc. Literally draining the life force of this board with their unfunny obvious bait. Fuck off maplefags
TFW they will keep the Israeli Jews over you.
>>69522346
I've been getting really sick of turkey lately. they think they're white and they think they're capable of intelligent posts, which makes the shit they post even more amusing
>>69522346
Yes, ban us, but also ban us from accessing the site completely, banning us from posting is really shitty, we can read you but we can't participate. So if they are considering a range ban, please BAN US from accessing all boards on this website not only from posting.
>>69522346
Australia
>>69523165
>BAN US
4chan is a American site stupid cuck
Canada
>>69522346
Either Canada or Sweden.
>>69523316
US as in We The people
>mfw we can finally say we're #1 at something
Trump is going to get cheated out of the convention and Cruz will get the nomination and your choices will then be to shill for Hillary, or to back Cruz, and you exist to piss off whatever you think a liberal is, so you will fall in line and carry Cruz's water.
You will actually shill for a Canadian to lead you. You will bend over for Raphael's maple load and you will smile while doing it, and attack anybody who doesn't accept it.
You will be absolutely Canuckholded.
You can rage all you want, but this is the truth, this is inevitable.
Nobody, because freedom of speech.
Shame on you all acting like libcucks who want to shut people up because you don't like their words!
Ban your dickskin
>>69523316
Autist
Australia.
Fucking Australia.
>>69522346
yeah nah canada mate
>>69522668
Maybe your 300 pouds of fat scare them too much jhon
>>69522500
Australia has made me laugh 10 times today. Canada shitposting has malicious intent.
>>69523573
It's not necessarily that, it's the boring shitposts they make. Aussies are overrated IMO but they're still more creative than Cancucks.
/pol/ has been shit ever since they added flags
>>69522346
France because everytime i see the french flag i assume the user's name is ahmed or abdul because they always defend islam.
>>69522346
Canada without a second thought
>>69523824
For you
>>69522668
You would actually need to be around girls for them to shame you
>>69523870
hard wong fuck id
>>69522346
All muslim majority country, I hate those stinky rag heads
>>69523824
With a VPN you can pick your own flag. But I agree, political affiliation is much more important.
>>69522346
LEAF BE GONE
Turkey.
>>69522346
Canada
Turkey
>>69523796
Careful, don't wanna go into cardiac arrest bud.
>>69523815
I get bored of a lot of stale shit on here but I would never want them banned for it.
pic more than related, 80-85% of threads when an American sees a British flag and posting about guns like its /k/, we get it, we have Muslim rapists and you have a big military and a second amendment and we don't, now if only you knew how to use them it would make sense.
Go search some threads and you will see these same stale posts over and over as if we are somehow not in the know of our own headlines you got from us.
But as stale as it is (like Trump threads) I would never want it censored.
>>69523054
At least we have an identity.
Can anyone name a single thing about British posters? You're just sorta there. You aren't funny, witty, provocative, informed or anything really. British posters just kinda take up space.
I've literally never read a post and been like "oh those British!" because the British are a non-identity. I don't even know why, because the British used to be the smarmy but self-deprecating, cynically polite and witty kings of banter. But over the last 50 years you've just sorta melted away all that and become...just...whatever it is you now are. Ephemeral. A whisper. A shadow.
Every other nation has, at the very fucking least, an identity. Britain doesn't even have that. So, what do you have? What, exactly, are you worth?
>>69522346
Canada
>>69522346
Canada 100%
>>69522346
CANAKEKS LEAVE MY BOARD!
>>69524213
That guy is the worst
>>69522346
Basically, it's [4chan.org Gold Pass required to view this post].
So to be frank, that's how it goes.
>>69522346
Germany.
Land of the Cucks.
>>69522346
Australia makes some funny jokes but theyre soft cunts, we just want to watch /pol/ burn :)
>>69522346
leafs should just fuck off desu
chinks and refugee niggers
so basically: canada
>>69522346
I don't give a fuck what you have to say because the fact is that the world really hates America - I mean REALLY. I know so many yanks that when they travel to Europe they just tell people that they're Canadians to avoid the flak and scorn they'd get otherwise by aligning themselves with a nation of war criminals and assholes and fatties and politically ignorant Wal-mart loving rednecked faggots. Nobody wants Americans around them because theyre loud, arrogant, ignorant and dumb dumb dumb. I don't care if your'e from the east coast, that doesn't absolve you from the crimes of your moronic countrymen. You country sucks and you suck and that's the global consensus and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>69524485
Now you're speaking my language, cuck. The whole world speaks it.
>>69522346
Canada
>>69524485
>Dr castro I'm Canada
Canada
>>69524485
Somebody got buttmad :3
>>69522346
Canada for sure
>>69524485
>brit/pol/
We have the biggest identity on this board desu lad
>>69522346
Canada.
>>69524457
Canadian shitposting is fucking weak, yet you guys won't let up. It's simply annoying. Nothing fun about it.
>>69524467
Some of my fellow countrymen are obnoxious, I agree. I get upset when I see an Ameribro start shit with some foreigner for no reason.
"Yeah, can Trump win? I don't know." - Germany
"Fuck off Ahmed, don't you have some refugees to pound your ass?" - American
Shit like that. Not all of us are like that.
BTW I don't actually want anyone banned, I was just curious what everyone would say. If I wanted to ban people for what they said I'd be no better than an SJW.
Australia or Canada
Fucking Canada, they're the worst poster because they try to be funny but they never are. Reddit the country
>>69522856
Seems unfair to rangeban the US when one of them made this site.
>>69524912
>taking /pol/ seriously
DUDE, this is the board that thinks Russia is the greatest country on earth. Its a good thing they dont like us.
>>69524485
Hey man, Britain's culture has been decimated, sure, but they're our progenitors so go easy on em. We owe EVERYTHING to Britain. Everything good in the modern world can be attributed to achievements in British history, so a little respect is due, k? Yeah, they fucked up with the multiculturalism policy and that's why British culture no longer really exists. But we're fucking Canadian! Talk about calling the kettle black. We're a fucking shade away from being Britain. 48% of the Canadian population is not French, British or First Nations ancestry. Fucking half! And the number rises every years. Soon, we'll be as dusted as Britain, but without even a glorious history to draw upon and reminisce about. Keep it all in perspective is all I'm saying.
>>69522346
canada has the worst shitposts. No doubt.
But americans are still the worst for being completely dim witted tunnel visioned when it comes to talking about things seriously. Its as if their mission on /pol/ is to perpetuate the stereotype that americans are ignorant neanderthals.
>>69525310
See, this is something you'd never see a Canadian post.
Good show.
>>69522500
Canadians try to be dicks when they post, but that usually fails due to how JUST their country is
Australia on the other hand has god tier banter and funny content, and are generally not malicious
>>69525333
Holy shit, Canada has no history
>>69525411
What? The majority of Americans I see don't shitpost and are capable of taking threads seriously. Some troll, most don't.
Can't say the same for Canadians.
>>69525530
Now, to be fair lad. Americunts tend to get upset over the tiniest little things.
>>69525530
see this is what I mean the guy cant even muster up enough brain cells to exercise some basic reading comprehension.
>>69524816
>>69522897
I still like you canada. you have good fries and trailer park boys.
>>69524912
wew fucking lad
>travel to Europe
>implying a lion concerns itself with the opinions sheep
Turkey
>>69525455
>god tier banter
And americans know anything about banter? Would actually mean something coming from, lets say, the UK.
>>69524912
Oh, Canada.
When will you just give up?
>>69522489
remove it.
>>69522346
Crazy how much jelly the yanks are getting these days, must be all the fear of not being able to elect a leader who can do the peacock pose, like pic related.
>>69525177
It's all good, I don't get 'triggered' by the obnoxious manner of it, I just feel its lazy to not spend a few minutes looking in our news for new material, its not like we're short of embarrassing cuckery to use against us.
Something else that seems to always happen is when a bong and a burger are bantering a canuckcuck (leaf) will always jump in to ride the burgers dick, you will notice this next time now I've said that and will know what I mean, acting like the cheerleader as if muricans can't banter alone against bongs, we enjoy the banter, you're more than capable otherwise we wouldn't bother getting into it with you.
>>69524485
You know what else we don't have?
A. F U C K I N G
L
E
A
F
>>69522346
Australia
Danes.
>>69525518
No shit nigger, that's my fucking point. So it's not Canada's place to lay criticism towards the British for being "bland" or "lacking in identity". Britain has heaps more identity and culture than Canada every had. You guys have magna carta and bacon and locke and hume and smith and mill and darwin and newton. We got david suzuki and fucking LMAO WEED MAN. Christ I'd love to be British.
>>69525652
You did not capitalize the s. Confirmed moron.
Annex Canada.
>>69525965
God I miss Harper.
Looking through this thread shows that /pol/ has a serious problem with Canadians. How do fix this issue lads?
>>69525842
>he's exactly proving my point and is just too stupid to understand that
I know basic concepts like reading comprehension are hard for you, but when I read something and laugh, that's considered "good banter".
Australians are the largest producer of said good, and it is universally accepted.
Canadians though? Well, just look at you comment and you tell me.
Just like I said earlier, you guys try to test others by being dicks, but nobody can take you guys seriously.
It's almost sad to watch, really.
>>69525652
>But americans are still the worst for being completely dim witted tunnel visioned when it comes to talking about things seriously
Stupid virgin leaf.
>>69522346
canada or romania... meh lets go with canada
>>69522346
turkey
>>69525629
No arguments here, brah.
>>69522346
These threads are always an american who says he hates Canadians, then he proceeds to suck every single aussie cock that comes along.
Prove me wrong
>>69526150
get rid of canada
>>69524928
We took your language and used it in ways the British could have never used it. By doing so we earned ourselves an identity on pol. Just like America did. Just like Australia and New Zealand and every single country on pol does.
Britain has literally no identity on pol. As always, the British want to look backward at "muh empire" but in terms of national identity in the 21st century you have nothing.
If nations were ice cream flavours, Britain wouldn't even be vanilla, they'd be plain or something like that. Sure, Canada would be some maple-bacon abomination that everyone hates, but at least we get talked about. When's the last time you were even called out? When's the last time anyone paid attention for you due to the country you are from? Britain is a zero in the world now. You're just a collection of people, with no cultural binding.
I'm proud to at least say people notice my country.
>>69522668
Dumbass, they didn't say it to his face, she mocked him by putting up a hand over his head when taking a picture. He didn't notice and they talked shit after. This guy probably will never know and neither will you.
America
Nothing good ever comes from america its always some redneck tier shit
>>69522668
theyll do it when you arent there, big george
>>69522643
Pls this American senpai I want off this ride
>>69526152
>I find it funny so it's good banter
Well played america.
>>69522346
Canada
I'll take one for the team if it stops all the leftist shitposting.
>>69526268
I'm OK with this.
>>69526150
Annex Canada.
100 states.
>>69526264
I don't understand the Aussie blowing either.
I like them a lot, but they're still overrated.
>>69523573
>neo-nazis and stormfags embrace free speech when it suits them
>will ban it and form a totalitarian state, using free speech as a means to an end
It's like how Jews use white identity - when it suits them
Mexico
they're the most underrated shitposting country. never actually post good threads and their posts are usually lame memes with broken english.
>>69526292
>We took your language and used it in ways the British could have never used it.
Yeah, you sure did alright. You used it to destroy your nation.
>>69526292
Dude, you're fucking cruel man. You're like kicking a starving jew in dachau in the ribs. Just let it go. Britain will die, but let it die by its own accord. No need for aggro
>>69526292
>Britain has literally no identity on pol
Bullshit, we get called Muhammad all the time m8.
>>69526380
That's better than anything a Canadian has ever produced, and believe me, that's isn't saying much.
>>69526351
Time for your five minutes on the community computer, huh Eesti?
>>69526535
What does that even mean?
>>69522346
Mongolia
>>69526264
LOL @ this leaf
>>69522762
Nice flag
>>69525422
We set up the jokes for the kids so they can have fun. We do it because we care and want to see you grow up strong and healthy like papa Canada.
>>69526656
>>69526264
kek
>>69526620
Have a look at the current state of that shithole you call home. I would hang myself from a maple tree.
>>69522346
Please Hiroshima Nagasaki listen to this thread. Canada must be removed for the good of the board.
>>69526559
>nuh-uh, we get called out for being usurped by another culture
That's it? Your culture is having no culture other than Middle Eastern culture?
>>69526472
>100 states
How would you divide them up?
You should make Southern Alberta and Northern Alberta two separate states. Everything north of Red Deer is cucked.
Remove Australia
>>69526264
>>69526656
You perfectly summed up this thread. Funny how before we had a liberal government everyone hated Aussies, now there being praised for their >banter ?
>>69526763
That's noble of you.
>>69526847
Yup. Got a problem with that Canacuck?
>>69526594
>nyeeeh estonia is poor cuz i uhh i dunno lol they dont teach me anything in skool ;^)
>>69527086
>flag
Only Americans are allowed to insult us.
Fuck off Mohammad.
>>69522489
DELETE THIS.
>>69522346
>All this hate for Canada.
It's like you guys don't know we're a nation that prides itself on hating itself. That IS our identity.
You're just feeding our need to be hated.
In other words, if you hate us, we win.
>>69527175
You wanna get fuckin beheaded m8?
>>69527195
>if you hate us we win
Justin pls go
>>69523498
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
You want to know what's sad? Israeli posters of all people, are 100 times more mature than Canadian shitposters, and believe me, I can't stand kikes.
Shame on you, Canada.
Canada, most of them are shitposters and china shills.
>>69527195
>if you hate us, we win.
I swear to god, this is like the ultimate justin trudeau meme
>>69527333
I like Chinese people.
At least they're not niggers.
>>69522346
Her Majesties Dominion of Canada, we've been makin' burgers jealous since 1867.
Tempted to use a proxy because of how retarded Canadians are.
fuck off most of these posts are australian proxies
>>69527273
The current White House is a cuckshed. A standing reminder of what happens when you cross the red bull.
America is a walking military embarrassment that could not win against Canada, refused to declare war on Germany until Hitler did so first, wouldn't fight until the Soviets were already pouring into Germany, couldn't hold onto a small patch of desert nor could they even stop their strip of defoliated jungle from being overrun by tiny brown men armed with obsolete weapons. They've almost become a minority in their own lands without so much as a whimper. The weak American beta male couldn't and never will be able to compete.
>>69527333
oh fuck ping pong-ayuen you dick lords are destorying our countries and even your friends stnky fuckng lunches destroyed lunch time in elemntary.
>>69527443
Let's ban your country so we can test your hypothesis.
>>69527484
>could not win against Canada
Are you legally retarded?
Our military is a joke.
>>69522768
How do we need them?
>>69527175
This. I will gladly, eagerly take licks from a big strong American.
I will lock horns with an Australian and battle it out with shitposts.
I will take sage advice from the wise and elderly New Zealand
I will be quietly amused with the passive-aggression and autism of a Japanese poster.
I will tearfully embrace the hurtful ramblings of a Turk because I know better than to judge him, since he faces mental deficiencies and barriers that few of us will ever know.
I will even chortle as a German writes out a long-winded and well informed post intended to defame me that I will ignore.
But I will NEVER, EVER allow a filthy fucking Brit say anything remotely demeaning to me. It's like a homeless man shit talking your house. A broke man laughing at your luxury car. An ugly guy calling out your perfect jawline.
Britain is nothing.
>>69522346
CANADA
>>69527144
I learn many things in school though
>>69522976
fuck Tobago
>>69527484
Jesus fuck Bait: The post
>>69527649
>homeless man shit talking your house
Fucking lol'd 10/10
>>69527630
Exactly. The few non-cucked non-shitposting canadian bros should be given American flags and be done with the rest
Canadian posters make me want to drive into Canada and kill a Canadian
>>69522346
Canadians are the worst internet had to offer.
-Anti-intellectuals
-Dumb as fuck
-Clueless about world around them.
>>69527273
Jesus Christ do you ever shut the fuck up? You drone on and on and on but it's all just shit posting.
What should I say? That Canada is great? It fucking is compared you assholes with your nigger president, third world cities, failing infrastructure, uneducated population, crack addicts and drug wars and prison complexes and race riots and corrupt politicians and war-mongering neocons and asses the size of fucking jupiter. Walmart and cheese in a can is our contribution to the planet. You landed on the moon in the 60s but the fuck else have you done in the five decades since? You gave us hulk hogan and AIDS. WAY TO GO AMERICA! No one gives a fuck about your shitty culture at ALL - except for third world morons who don't know any better. NO ONE in the first world wants to live in America, only Mexicans and Flips and whatever else washes up upon your shores. You guys offer retarded superhero movies and invented the tit implants (maybe), but that's where your contributions to world "culture" ends.
Canada srs
Peru
Canada because with Australia at least they're funny now and then. Canada is a wannabe Australia and their posts are either cringe or shit.
Not to mention their country is fucking worthless and DUDE WEED LMAO.
>>69527391
>>69527505
Chinks
>>69527776
being branded as a fat american fuck even if I am not one. Why the fuck should we get your flag? I would rather have Sweden or Germany than America.
>>69525103
These assholes have Internet?
>>69526532
at least they are fun to use bantz on
>>69527730
LOL look again the US peso has been tanking against the redback. It crashed more than 10% last week alone.
>>69528014
Prime example of canadians that should be banned
>>69527957
The greatest American myth? Probably the Marshall Plan. It was only 13b and the vast majority of these funds were in the form of interest bearing loans. Even when this is ignored and the dollar amount is compared per capita to grants and material support from other nations it doesn't even put them in the top ten most generous. I've never heard anyone mention the 3b Canada outright gave the UK in grants, nor the small fortune the young colonies in Australasia contributed to the motherland. I don't blame regular folk though, the zio media is ever powerful and obviously has an interest in inflating anything that could be considered remotely patriotic.
Both the world wars are rife with misinformation in modern America, few people i've spoken with knew that the Americans refused to declare war on Hitler until he did so first and that the Russians had steam rolled into Germany before FDR decided to fight. 1,300,000 Japanese were defeated and surrendered to the Soviets in-between the nuclear attacks and the peace treaty, but bringing up this during burgerman banter isn't recommended.
>>69527933
>NO ONE in the first world wants to live in America
>except a bunch of your fellow countrymen in this thread :^)
Stay mad, Mr. Irrelevancy.
>>69526351
What is the black thing in her tits?
Aus, israel, Canada, turkey
>>69528185
Practically any country could import one hundred million shitskins if they wanted to do so. We don't. Only America does. I'm surprised you're proud of it, becoming a minority in your own lands is not an achievement burger.
>>69522346
In the past I would say Australia but I am very much entertained by their advance tier shitposting.
Canada on the other hand needs to be re branded Cuckolda.
Ever since DUDE WEEDMAN got elected its been a none stop rollercoaster if pure fucking leaves.
>F3
>mexico
>just 3 results
lel
>>69527649
>Britain is nothing
Just like your gold reserves lmao
Canada is like Australia with less creative shitposting.
Everyone in this thread can suck my maple covered balls, guy
Do many hurt leefs love it
>>69522346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE
>>69528378
>A
>FUCKING
>STRIPE
Well there's no point in banning Turkey, since Erdogan's gonna do it anyways.
Ban Germany.
UK or Germany, they are uptight fuckwad cuckolds who are perpetually ass blasted. Also they are edgy atheists, they should go back to rebbit.
>>69528126
You're an idiot.
>>69527933
Hi cuck
>>69522346
for every anti Canadian post made by some dumb yank faggot i'll be starting 3 new super shitty threads - i suggest my Canadian bros do the same.
>>69522346
Canadaposting is the worst kind of posting.
Guys can I please have an American flag? My country is just terrible.
>>69528579
id rather not act like an entitled whiny faggot with hurt feewings thanks.
No wonder people want canada fucking gone you shit.
>>69528242
Why would I be proud of it? I'm simply refuting your point that no one wants to be here - clearly, more people want to be here than in that frozen shithole up north.
Stay delusional, cucklords.
Germany and seeden are the most depressing posters, I want to feel bad for them. Bro tier dudes cucked by their lack of liberty and firearms (usa kicks ass and the holocaust is a lie)
>>69528330
Holy fuck, you Brits don't get it, do you?
It's not about Canada being "better" than any other country. It's entirely about having an identity. It doesn't matter if it's a good reputation or a bad reputation. It's about having a reputation. Britain has no reputation. Canada has a reputation.
We win.
>>69528185
Here's the hard truth: the richest 1% in the world can move to America and, in their gated communities with guards armed to the grills, live comfortably. The other 99% (ok, maybe 80%) of Americans have to live under constant stress about medical insurance and wages and work hours and crime and it all amounts to one of the shittiest lifestyles available in the developing world today.
If you niggers ever bothered to get passports and tried to travel, you'd quickly realize how much better you could have it, if only you got involved in politics and gave a fuck about your country's future. And I have to tell this to burgers on a board dedicated to politics! That's how fucking lost you are.
America is a fucking intellectual and political wasteland. RIP Murica. You once were great. Now you're just a joke.
>>69528579
White Americans are almost a minority in their own lands and haven't made so much as a whimper in defense, there's no hope the USA is already an Israeli client state. I doubt you need proof but shit just look at the two 'non-establishment' candidates, a full blown commie pinko kike and a billionaire tv show host from jew york that married his only daughter to an establishment sholom, and shit he wouldn't even tie the knot until she converted. We all seen the cuck profess his absolute unquestioning loyalty to a foreign nation at AIPAC. There's no hope.
>>69528703
They're passive aggressive "witty" atheist reddit fuccbois
>>69528112
>1.3360 to 1.2982
>three cents
>5% of total value
I don't think I'd call that "tanking."
>>69528330
>>69528330
>>69528330
>>69528330
that goddamn image
>>69523732
>tfw 5'6 300 pounder
>>69528734
I've been to Winnipeg a few times. It was basically like India with lumberjacks shitting on the sidewalk
>>69528702
Germany and Sweden are 90%+ white. You're 62% 'white' although for some fucked up reason you count Arabs/Persians/Berbers/Turks and North Indians as white for census purposes.
Fix your own shitty glass house before you throw stones. I'd start by getting rid of your jewish ruling class that has made your country the source of most of modern degeneracy.
>>69527630
Nothing brings people together better than a common enemy.
>>69528703
>muh poutine
>muh maple syrup
>muh sorry aboot that
>muh trudeau
lmao
>>69528765
we're all slaves to the kikes.
>>69528808
>>69528765
>>69528734
>>69528703
Whats with the pile of shitty leaves? Is it fall?
Every country but america
>>69522346
Turkey. Without hesitation.
>>69528976
I see more union jacks here in Canada than I do when I travel back to the motherland. Why did all the weak ass betas stay behind?
CANADA
>>69529033
>A
>FUCKING
>STRIPE
>>69528765
How are the free speech laws in cuckada anyways? Honest question
>>69528976
>muh....
>m-m-m-muh....muh... uh...
Britain has NOTHING
Definately Canada or Australia. Canadians are absolute beta cucks. Australians are just degenerates mixed with Abbos that come from the blood of convicts, degenerates, criminals, and lowlifes.
The British are cucked to shit too, but at least they have some good humor and bantz.
>>69528649
THAT DELUSION
NO ONE wants to live in America unless you're an ultra rich businessman, and even then, that's only for business purposes. The rest of the county is like Somalia. It's just shit. Straight up garbage. No normal person in Canada or the Netherlands or Germany is thinking, gee, life would be so much better in America! I've been to Washington, NYC, New Orleans, Miami and (don't ask) Dayton and believe you me, it was fucking shit. Ok, I went to Seattle for a couple of weeks once. I was shocked that the hamplanets migrated that far north, but aside from the massively obese Muricans everywhere, it wasn't that bad an experience. That aside, American culture is shit and no one from the first world wants to live there. Melbourne, London, Toronto, Paris, Tokyo, Singapore, sure. But Murica? Hell no. Not unless you're a multimillionaire, and even then, only in New York. The rest of the nation could be vaporized and nothing of value would have been lost.
>>69528703
Your Queen doesn't even live in Cuckada nor does she ever want to go there.
Canada is cuck central, of course it would be loaded with unironic shitposters.
Canada does an adequate enough job at filtering immigrants to not end up as bad as Sweden. Foreigners just suck the welfare teet of society while shitting out little jihadis, they have to actually work here. As a result things aren't going to shit however the country now lacks any sort of coherent identity.
What I do find interesting though is that upkeeping the First Nations reservations/benefits etc. is a massive public cost based on old deals made between the ancestors of the First Nations and European settlers. When the majority of Canada is non-European in the future there probably won't be any interest in continuing those obligations.
Anyway my guess is the country will effectively be an economic colony of China in the future. The early decades of the country were pretty dope at least.
>>69522768
Just like we need hemeroids
>>69529136
13 STRIPES AND 50 STARS, LEAF
>>69528921
>Germany and Sweden are 90%+ white.
Not anymore they aren't Germany's been flooded with Turks for decades, and Sweden's a small country that's taken more immigrants than it can really handle.
Canada
Holy shit, the salt in this thread
>>69522346
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>>69529033
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS DO YOU WRITE FOR CONAN???
Canada. Straya sometimes can be funny and delivers the bantz. Canada is just annoying, and seems to have a massive inferiority complex toward the US.
>>69528302
what the fuck i did the same thing.
phew man
>>69529172
>calling others beta cucks
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE! #feelthebern #blacklivesmatters
ITT: plebs jealous their country will never be as based as Canada
>>69529094
>I see more union jacks here in Canada than I do when I travel back to the motherland
wow cultural appropriation
>>69529166
we have nige desu
>>69529001
We don't have a single kike in our cabinet. We don't have a single kike running our banks. We had one single kike running Postmedia but it went south and had to go public.
The French are our much less subverting jews, and they are generally pro-family and anti-neocon.
>>69522346
Canada
>>69529230
this pretty much sums up the situation here.
we'll either become china's little bitch or annexed by the states
>>69523732
its muscles and big bones bruh
>All the salty Leafs in this thread
>>69529225
Which adds to the hilarious reputation of being the stupid faggots we are.
It's my point that it's better to be a stupid noteworthy faggot than a completely un-noteworthy nobody that no one pays attention to.
>>69529240
Still an ugly ass flag rofl
>>69524457
Go chug maple syrup off a fag cop's cock Trudeau junky. No one likes you here.
I'm so glad that I'm just barely over manlet status. You have to feel sorry for those little guys who just don't make the cut.
I vote either brazil or mexico
>>69529186
LOL @ Paris - Muzzie Central
LOL @ London - Women in burkas, where whites are minority, overrun by feral African youth with knives.
At least Americans can own guns in most states, and can defend themselves. You guys are so kucked you have to just sit and watch as you get cucked while groups of feral refugees gang rape your women on the sidewalk.
I like Europe, but you like it for all the wrong reasons.
Also, you obviously don't have a job or earn a lot of money if you're complacent with European tax rates that go on to subsidize third world invaders to outbreed you at alarming rates, while you can't even afford to have children of your own.
European cuckery is exactly why white birth rates are declining and you're being invaded by mud hut scum.
>>69522554
They'll ban themselves from 4chan soon, the way they did with twitter. Canadians on the other hand need to be banned.
>>69529318
And what's America? A comedy goldmine? A reservoir of intellectualism? Or just a pit mine of shit? Americans are the worst. Nobody in the world likes you and 90% of humanity hates you. You'll go down in history as the single most annoying asshole n the history of the world
>>69529477
koksal baba is the only good turk
>>69529355
Nigel is entirely contained in your stupid fucking UKIP and Brexit threads that are 99% British posters jerking each other off.
I PROMISE you, if you ask 10 people on pol who Canada's leader is and 9 will know. You ask those same 10 who the leader of Britain is and MAYBE 5 will know.
>>69529149
You're the ones with massive government spying and free speech zones. You give more free speech rights to corporations than your own citizens. We're a hell of a lot more free than you are, shit you can't even walk down your third world streets with a beer in your hand.
Even the Soviet Union didn't have free speech zones. What a fucking joke.
>>69523057
Israelis are cool as fuck, most of you guys are annoying.
Canadians are just unfunny Australians when it comes to shitposting.
>>69523732
Ireland always makes me laugh too hard, you almost sent me into cardiac arrest again bud.
>>69529412
It is my white friend, it is.
Canada, just horrendous posts, not funny, nor witty, nor informative
>>69522762
>>69522796
How the fuck comes there are several of you
Damn, Canada everyone hates you. You're awful people on 4chan but I couldn't ban you from posting. Canada is fucking bro tier as a country. Maybe your politics suck but aside from the fucking Quebecois your countrymen are all fucking nice. I miss nice. So even though you shit on 4chan your country saves you.
The Turks on the other hand...fuck the Turks. I never met a Turk that I liked and I doubt I ever will. You shit about as hard as Canada so therefore I vote Turkey. I wish their entire country would strap on suicide vests and detonate all at once on the 6th of April.
Mario lemueuiaex was the one non faggot Canadian and he was Italian.
>>69529572
Nigel is the best politician the UK has, and that's why you Trudeau-sucking Canadian faggots hate him, while your PM floods your countries with Sand Muzzies.
>>69529498
Seriously, it's hilarious how mad these virgins are. A Canadian telling ANYONE how cucked they are?
Damn brah. I knew they were delusional electing Trudeau, but holy shit. I've never known a Canadian who wasn't some mentally ill beta faggot. What a waste of a country.
Come on guys, don't be mean. Surely the third world countries that think they're first world countries like Turkey/India/Mexico are worse than us?
>>69529572
infamy and fame are not the same thing Justin
>>69529646
>le ebin australians are funny shitpost masters meme
You guys are just tryhards
>>69529653
At least we'll never be as cucked as you garbage bin edgemasters, go felch the nigger cum out of your wife Hans
>>69522346
I believe in free speech, I wouldn't ban anyone.
>>69529736
>third world countries
you mean Canada?
>>69526037
nah,you guys are hilarious whenever you pretend to be a nice country to live in or relevant.
Brazil
>>69529583
I'm not sure what a free speech zone is. All I gotta say to my goverment is that the holocaust is a total lie.
>>69529708
I wasn't claiming he was better, my American friend. He obviously is ten times the leader Weedman is. My point is that people at least know who Weedman is.
>>69529498
Actually I only read half of what you wrote and you brought me back to Earth. Europe is fucked. America isn't in great shape but it has a chance IF ONLY TRUMP IS ELECTED. All bantz aside, I hope he gets in, builds walls, expels illegals, outright bans the practice of Islam and MAGA.
The truth is this: the survival of the Western world really does rest in the hands of America.
MAGA, you muricans. You're our only hope.
>>69529786
Britain possesses neither. Britain possesses nothing. And it is therefore below Canada.
>>69529718
Canadian? Cucked? Dude you live in a two party state all but controlled by kikes, you've eagerly let zionist jews buy up your entire media and open up the floodgates to such an extent that less than 60% of Americans are white. You've done this without so much as a whimper while the UK has held massive anti-immigration protests despite still being over 92% white. You're the cucks burgerman, almost all of your cities have been overrun by negros and instead of pushing back like everyone else you go online and throw internet stones from your glass house. The juden would be relegated to their ghettos in eastern europe if it wasn't for cuckmerica, don't ever forget that your nation is the single greatest threat to the european races you claim to love so much.
Calling out other peoples perceived cowardice is a little bit ironic too, eh? Late to both world wars, refused to declare war until Hitler did so first, wouldn't fight until the Soviets were already in Germany, couldn't even hold onto a tiny patch of desert or a strip of defoliated jungle. Nor can you even police your own third world streets. I could go on but I don't want to put jewmericans on suicide watch.
Oh and Trudeau just brought in a tax credit because whites aren't having enough children. Use the calculator to find out how much you'd get if you brushed your teeth and found a wife willing to put out.
http://www.budget.gc.ca/2016/tool-outil/ccb-ace-en.html
>>69527649
damn,bro.
Pleasantly surprised by all the love for aussie shitposters in this thread. You have made an aussie shitposter feel a little bit better about himself today, well done /pol/.
>>69522346
Canada is our little brother. No matter how downy Canucks are, no one lays a hand on them.
Let it be remembered that our PM refused to join the neocon cabal that sought to infuse the Middle East with delicious democracy by bombing the shit out of Iraq, raping it for corporate gain, and totally de-stabilizing the whole region, creating ISIS etc - Yanks and Brits should obviously be banned from this board as they're clearly politically total fucking retards and a global menace.
>>69529857
Same, what the fuck is that idiot talking about?
Free speech is the law of the land here, leaf. Must suck to get arrested for talking about muzzies.
>>69529572
it's because JUSTin is a fucking clown
>>69529971
Fuck off you patronizing cunt. We have no enemies. Who's gonna lay a hand on us? Meanwhile, half the world wants to nuke Washington. You're on your own, pal.
>>69529857
The only criminal speech in Canada is promoting genocide, doing so also illegal in the USA and people have been jailed for doing so down south.
>>69529583
Actually, if you Canadians weren't so retarded from the lack of oxygen after you were born in hermetically sealed igloos -- you would know that it's EXTREMELY RARE for anybody in the US to be prosecuted for "hate crimes", "hate speech", and "offending people".
Americans have a very high level of rights of free speech up to the point of directly threatrening somebody.
I have openly advocated that "SOMEBODY SHOULD ASSASSINATE TEH PRESIDENT OF TEH UNITED STATEZ FOR BEING A PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER!" -- but as long as you don't say that you actually intend on doing it, you're safe and didn't break any laws.
Meanwhile, Canadians & Brits are so cucked, they get thrown in prison for "offensive" Twitter posts & Facebook statuses. You guys are so cucked, you don't even know what freedom even is.
>>69526264
Fuck of mate he's doing a better job than me missus.
>>69528703
So you'd rather be known as the guy that sucked 50 dicks in one night than the guy that's just kinda exists?
Are you sure you're not a woman?
>>69530029
I miss Chretien
It's a testament to how utterly gay Canada is that they can have the best sport, and the best show (besides maybe simpsons) and still be the globes gayest retards.
>>69528161
yeah,ok.
>>69529149
absolutely fucking shit. you can get in trouble with police for calling someone a faggot, or making fun of race/religion
Canadians are smug, humorless little shits that voted for the physical embodiment of tumblr as their prime minister. Australian shitposting is at least entertaining.
>>69530141
On an anonymous image board designed to contain autistic social rejects? Yes, yes I would.
>>69530152
Canadians are so fucked, even the faggot Frenchies in Quebec want to break away from the rest of those cucks.
You know your country is shit when even limpwristed frog eating Pierre's cant stand you.
>>69530141
To quote your patron saint, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
>>69529971
You guys are the only ones that tried and it ended up with you getting your ass handed. The only legitimate threat to Canadian and ethnic European peoples as a whole is the USA.
>>69530194
This.
Which is why the retard making fun of US free speech laws is an absolute Canadian shitposting lowlife troll that should be banned.
>>69528242
dude, ive had to go into canada several times and its full of hindus,pakistanis and sikhs.
>>69530150
we all do.
>>69530101
Lol.when we annex Canada if shit gets remotely rough. Do you think a few mounties licking maple syrup off the ground could stop us?
fucking syrup niggers on serious damage control
>>69530343
did you visit peterborough
because fuck me man that place is filled to the brim with poos
>>69530472
kek
Why the fuck can't we get along?
We're all anglo nations but we bicker like niggers.
We should regard ourselves as one nation. I love the UK and I love America. Amazing things about both nations. Aussies are great too. Kiwis are the Canucks of the east, unassuming but polite as hell. What's not to love? We need to get along guys. WHAT SAY YOU?!
As a diversion, I recommend a new neutral topic for discussion: the new batman v. superman movie.
It's shit. Go.
>>69530101
they cant, since we have a nuclear arsenal. you on the other hand...
>>69530343
We're ~80% white and almost 85% if you count our aboriginal protectorate. We could triple our minority population overnight and we'd still be better off than the USA. This doesn't even consider that in America you count Arabs/Persians and North Indians as white for census purposes. You're total cucks and haven't even made so much as a whimper about being made a minority in your own lands. Your jewish controlled media invented modern degeneratism. The juden would be relegated to their ghettos in eastern europe if it wasn't for cuckmerica, don't ever forget that your nation is the single greatest threat to the european races you claim to love so much.
Don't forget our immigration policies have a 75%+ approval rate. We brought in the point based system both your parties have promised for decades (and your kike ruling class has prevented) almost thirty years ago.
>>69530547
Because Canada is full of cucks that trash talk America.
Pro Tip: Americans don't GIVE A SINGLE FUCK about the Canadians, British, or Australians -- yet you faggots have a raging hard-on to bash our constitution, right to free speech, and guns.
The fact that there's petitions to ban Trump from Canada & the UK, while Americans don't give a single fuck about you, just shows how lame you guys are to be riding our dicks so hard.
>>69530566
Yeah i'm sure nobody has ever died in the USA because they couldn't get medical care. I don't know how you idiots manage to hold down a job or even buy groceries.
>>69530491
Thank you so much for bringing me back. Tears of joy. I remember one MP saying "Chretien? He looks like the kind of guy who'd drive the getaway car." Spot on.
If all you Canadians are such liberal cucks, why do you come to /pol/ of all places? Is there a certain level of self loathing that comes from being a canadian?
>>69529943
>>69529943
Look how mad you are.
Yes, we have a Jewish problem. No denying it. Thing we have going for us that the UK doesn't is SPACE. You have it as well, as well as a smaller population. A much more beta population too, liberal and fucking degenerate. Don't lecture me on our cucked status, little leaf. Unlike you, I admit it - we're just in a better spot than you.
Your PM literally dances and prays with Muslims, and he watched as his wife got kissed by our president, a black man. Fucking faggot lmao
RE: War, cool rebuttal, totally irrelevant. AS it stands, you rely on us for protection. Go spend more of your nation's wealth on more ministers of immigration while losing gold, will you?
I also like how you say we aren't pushing back as if you little pussies are doing anything at all. Quite amusing.
You are exactly the reason this thread is overwhelmingly against Canada - completely in denial, accusing others of throwing stones yet also throwing stones. Pathetic.
>>69530497
nah, im an over the road truck drive and ive gone from coast to coast. theyre everywhere. the only regular people i met in canada were a peruvian family in their restaurant. they had souls. everybody else was either a shitskin or a white robot.
>>69530547
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>>69530101
We'll still cover for you if Putin wants to flex his muscles over oil fields. Don't worry, you can throw a hissy fit but we won't leave you out in the cold when push comes to shove.
>>69522346
CANADIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>>69530687
groceries are way cheaper here. thats why thousands of you people cross the border every day to buy groceries here and gasoline. your country sucks balls.
> https://www.crossbordershopping.ca/us-grocery-shopping-canadians
>>69527144
it's true estonia, the school system here and lots of other places is shit, you go in, learn to memorize propaganda and then you leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2AEZosrqaw
>>69530566
LOL this is bullshit. I got my surgery in 7 weeks. And it wasn't even critical. It was literally cosmetic. Meanwhile, tens of thousands of Muricans die a month due to a Nazi-inspired extermination campaign by Obama and the health care industry.
>>69530751
Salty nigger cuck, enjoy your nigger president
>>69530775
Did you actually see it ? I wont pay for it. I'll watch it from piratebay. I doubt i'll get past the first 30 minutes beause the reviews are so bad, but I wanna see for myself.
Lauren Southern -- the only based Canadian.
Libertarian goddess.
Anti-Feminism.
Cute as all fuck, and has more proverbial "balls" than your average Trudeau-loving syrup-slurper.
https://twitter.com/lauren_southern
>>69530827
>Putin will git ya Canada!
Yeah, because it's still 1977. And even then it was overhyped BS.
You're such a joke.
>>69531079
This. Literally the only Canuck worth saving.
Oh also, Stefan Molyneux has been based and redpilled as fuck lately. Also a good Canadian.
>>69531064
batman kills niggas
it's stupid af but it's not as bad as people are saying
>>69522346
Definitely canada, theyre the shillest.
I'd say australia but atleast they aint cucks and manage to make me laugh
>>69527649
You're alright, leaf
>>69530949
nah, they just get a huge medical bill for being dumbasses and not getting health insurance which is pretty easy. ive had medical insurance for life since i was 18 due to me being intelligent and i dont have to pay it. Guess how.
>>69522346
Most certainly Sweden or Canada, they are both the main people who post cucked shit.
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>>69531149
Yeah, as your cuck faggot PM prays with the Islamic death cult that wants to kill you and imports more of these people from territories overrun by ISIS.
>>69530722
Liberal doesn't mean what you think it does burger. Your two state politics are just so fucked you don't know what a real democracy is.
Liberal = Lowest tax, free trade, freedom based social policies, low welfare state, small military,
Conservative = Low tax, targeted protectionism, medium welfare state, morality based social policies, medium/large military,
Social-Democrat = Medium tax, progressive social policies, medium protectionism, large welfare state, small military, small/medium military,
Socialist = High tax, high protectionism, progressive social policies, excessive welfare state, small/medium military,
Communist = Absolute tax, absolute protectionism of goods and people, absolute social control, total welfare state, large military
>>69530868
Sure chav freind, jump into on the thread just like that lying cuntbag Blair jumped at the chance to suck the cocks of GWB, Cheney, and Wolfowitz...
>>69531079
I feel she tries to hard
Like that time someone threw piss on her, in the same video she uses the "I identify as an attack helicopter" meme.
Would still fug tho, no doubt
>>69530933
We can't pay our staff $7/hr. We don't have tens of millions of illegals working for slave wages either.
>>69531204
I heard it's totally incoherent. Like six subplots, and 4 of them don't even get resolved. Random and arbitrary characters (ie wonder woman) get shoehorned into to promote future films.. Murky, humourless, no one is particularly likable. Just depressing.
>>69530280
Made me chuckle for a moment there. BURN IT DOWNNNN! It's like seeing a puppy yapping at a bull terrier. Terru me moar how you'll burn it down.
>>69522346
Israel obviously
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