Anon fags recently uploaded a video saying they're going to attack Trump in 30 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4knbou0mI
ahh, yes. very democratic
What are a bunch of hero wannabes gonna do? Ddos him?
oh fuck cyber assassination imminent. hope trump has his macafee trial activated
>>69513061
Lol. Oh wow.
>>69513061
Guyfuckers need to be shot on sight. Fucking cultural appropriators making us look bad.
lmao sites are back up.
Trump surely is in trouble now.
fuck off fags
>>69513061
>Attack
Oh no! How will he survive the 30 minutes as they take his website down with ion cannon?
>>69513061
Oh fug are the gonna leak his license plate number next? I'm scared bros
>>69513183
>fairly uncommon
Anon-nu-males
>>69513061
They're going to google the addresses of his golf courses and post them on pastebin.
>>69513061
They constantly make all these big claims and never follow up on any of them. That one time when they claimed they had unmaskes kkk, they even fucked up - like 30 of the names on that list was just Ben Garrison synonyms.
Stupid histrionic faggots.
>>69513419
Naw, they're going to unveil their next line of Drump hats and commence a victory circle jerk back on reddit for a job well done.
>>69513061
hello! finally i found something anonymous related. this board seems to be more of an international board than an anonymous board lol.
how can i join anonymous here? i have basic programming skills if that helps.
>>69513061
oh fuck are they gonna leak what is he eating for breakfast two?
I dont know how he will be able to recover.
I hate these tryhards. The comments say stuff like rig the pols to make Trumpers lose interest lol.
hahahahahahahaha
this is easily the saddest forced meme to ever come from moot's america
>>69513061
>oh man, he is going to flip his lid when he sees all these pizzas, ha ha ha
>>69513605
B-b-bait?
>>69513061
Drumpf is such a stupid sounding German name.
Nothing like Barack Hussein Obama.
>>69513565
Didn't one of them get killed when they tried expose some Mexican cartel members?
>>69513605
I'm going to be incredibly generous and assume this isn't bait. Anonymous is dead, this is nothing other than its corpse being puppet-ed.
>>69513061
It's cute how they think they are still relevant.
>>69513876
yeah, the cartels probably blackmailed them and now they're working for them
>>69513061
G-guys I'm scared
>>69513061
Oh fuck, they're gonna DDOS his ass and order like a thousand pizzas.
This may be the end of Trump's campaign.
>>69513061
Annoymous is a name given to any hacktivist group who wants to be annoymous.
>>69513061
>go back to /b/ yesterday
>first time in months
>anons unironically voting for bernie
>
>>69513061
An attack scheduled on april 1rst? OP plz
>>69514030
That's why I came to /pol/
>a group of prepubescents could unironically end the presidential election in the worlds greatest country
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CRUZ SEX TAPE YOU PROMISED ANONYMOUS?!?!
>>69513061
>literally stock anonymous footage with MLG meme voice attached
>gesticulation doesn't even match what he's saying
>no production value
>probably carl the cuck
Yeah okay you go do that
Here's how I'd deal with them.
Time has changed.
didn't anonymous die when their key members got arrested and then some guy ratted out a bunch of people or something. and ever since they turned into faggy liberals
>>69513958
>blackmailed
You mean like having them locked up in a basement somewhere with guns to their heads? Nah, these just some faggits
>>69514030
>/b/
>voting
>>69514030
>implying any of them are old enough to vote
>>69514374
That was lulzsec, sabu turned FBI informant
>>69514221
please...
>>69514374
This guy gets it
>>69513061
>some kids are going to ddos his sites for an hour
wow so scary
When will this anonymous meme die out?
>>69513605
delete system 32 then anonmous will let you join
>>69513925
not sure if it's cute or just autism
>>69514335
ORE WA OHCHINCHIN DAISUKI NANDAYO
>>69513061
Jesus Christ this was the most cringe worthy thing I've seen this year
Are these faggots for real? God I'm getting that feeling I used to get in secondary school when I saw that one faggi kid you just want to punch
>>69514736
i pity them tbf
they were barely relevant for a little time, but todya they are nothing more than a neckbeard army of drones
>>69514030
/pol/ is where /b/tards go to grow up. it's tough going back for longer than an hour or so.
>>69514550
Wrong on first part. That was lulzsec. Right on second part. Anonymous turned faggy
>>69513061
>attacking trump
these hackucks will do anything for their lord and savior burnie sanders king of shills
Oh shit, 2 min 12 seconds, go get your popcorn
No, you aren't the real Anonymous.
Anonymous isn't the nice man behind the mask who fixes the broken.
Anonymous isn't the protector of the innocent.
Anonymous most certainly isn't a global force for good.
Anonymous is the man who yells at the woman in the wheelchair to hurry the fuck up.
Anonymous is the laughter after a trainwreck.
Anonymous is the fake twitter profile who told you to kill yourself.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.
Those words once meant something different. They had power, of a sort. Not the type of power you "Fauxnonymous" think you have. It was the power to cause fear, chaos, and most of all, lulz. So fuck you, you stupid whiteknight faggots.
Your new motto:
We are Anonymous.
We are prepubescent.
We have bedtimes.
We do not do well in social situations.
We do not like our parents.
Expect us
>>69514999
Back to plebbit, newfag.
Chanology is cancer.
>>69514419
Well there was one bunch of social media "crackers" who found out that fucking with criminal organisations who are able to field their own IT squads full of professionals is not a good idea.
>>69514973
gonna be gud
>>69513061
>not even a month ago
>anonfags start website with countdown timer
>say they are going to expose/ruin trump
>timer ends
>Drumpf merch website
wew lads, this'll be good.
>>69514514
But that's exactly why they'd vote for him, familia
>>69515123
why are you responding to pasta? fuck off
>>69513300
lol'd
has it been 30 minutes yet?
>>69515430
It has been just fucking now senpai
keep bumping with their massive findings. this should be good. by good, i mean hilariously cringe worthy.
>>69515157
Well yeah, especially well founded drug lords who basically own their country
>>69515376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqs-2L9HDk4
>>69515430
Yep. It's fucking nothing.
Anonymous are a bunch of pants-shitting retards who can't do anything right.
>>69515531
and then gives them to the homeless. they would have inadvertently helped his campaign like no other.
>>69515376
http://trump.com/
is live
http://www.trumpchicago.com/
is live
>the real damage will follow soon
they've already failed
>>69515643
they've probably got a hotpocket in the microwave they've got to get first
>>69515430
>Bahrain
OH MY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIT. OH FUCK OH FUCK. TRUM CAMPAIGN OVER. ITS ALL OVER. PLEASE ANONYMOUS OH PLEEEEASE STOP. DONT DO THIS
>>69515531
let me show you how it's done
>>69515722
Lucky fucking autists.
>>69513061
>Ddos'd website
such a hackers guise! watch out with your credit cards!
>>69513061
>32 mins
>>69515722
Mum took away their internet for not doing the dishes
>
>>69515857
kek
>>69515820
Nice picture, can I save it?
>>69515820
This is two times more than we agreed on earlier. I'm calling the deal off.
>>69514929
It happened to both groups dumbass.
>>69513061
OH NO! What will Trump do with all the pizzas Anonymous orders?
It's hilarious that the place they spawned from hates their guts.
Yeah so spoopy mang.
>>69515762
>>69515531
>>69513445
its fucking very common you newfag
>>69515988
maybe give them to homeless veterans
>>69516047
What this website spawned is long dead, the current anonymous is a soulless gholam just like duncan idaho
dumb cunts being used by hillary
top kek
>>69514374
>some guy
Wasnt it the trans which ratted out everyone?
>>69516244
imagine if it is hillary from her bathroom
>Anon fags recently
So we're going to watch 1 impotently pathetic guy get pepper sprayed and another conceal a mask in his asshole? neat.
>>69516047
Well they did mostly start from /b/ and look at that place now
>>69513061
who is running anonymous these days? is it still /b/? i didnt know /b/ was a bunch of lefty fucknuts. i bet it is a bunch of lel 9fags. fucking normies.
Which one of you is Hoimy-Scwhoigenboigah Goldbergsplatt XVIII? That's the kikest name ever. Thanks for the keks
>>69516335
I hate you for having to ask
>>69513061
These faggots are worse than happening cancers
Why would anyone give them attention?
>>69514915
They descend to a lower plain of hell!
ill ask /b/ if they know bout this.
>>69516416
I'm certain he's so very thankful for you straightforward and accurate answer to his question.
>>69516335
At this time it's 75+% redditfags being deployed and 15% redditfags 31337 enough to use IRC. the last ~10% is government and tumblr et al
>>69513061
This is fucking hilarious.
>>69516335
>"Hi, I'm just a regular 'Joe'. Just like you guys! How 'bout them niggers eh? Terrible, terrible. Say, who's running anonymous these days?"
Works like a swizz clock
www.trumpchicago.com
Remember the info they "leaked" on Trump?
They found it on google.
Oh Im so scared.
>>69513061
When did Anonymous become a group of "self serious political activists" and stopped doing things "for the lulz" or what have you?
They should be more concerned with unveiling the jew propaganda machine if they want a "goal".
>>69516509
T-THEY'RE GONNA PHOTOSHOP IMAGES OF HIM WITHOUT HIS HAIR?!?!
HOW WILL TRUMP EVER RECOVER????
Shit! Guys, don't you realize that anonymous is so secretive, and subversive that this attack will go completely undetected by anyone! That is true power.
>>69516573
Jew-nose gem is best gem.
>>69516734
THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA CALL HIM DRUMPF TOO! THIS IS IT! GAME OVER!
>>69516531
Few weeks ago they thought up some shitty raid and tried to get us involved.
>kept posting thumbnails
>kept fucking up the links to the /b/ thread
It was both funny and sad to watch
>>69513061
So pretentious, vain, pointless....
>>69516734
>>69516947
lex luthor doesnt have shit on trump
>>69513061
This latest bunch of "anonymous" are mainly John Oliver staffers and interns
Oldfags have been doxing them to the FBI for election tampering and voter intimidation
WE WUZ LEGION N SHIEEET
Get to the shelter
>>69515624
and then it turns out the delivery guy poisoned them thinking he could kill trump.
>>69516734
>>69516947
GG time to go back to happening threads.
>>69513061
Cloudflare kicked that fat neckbeards ass claiming to be anonymous
>>69517123
POISON CRUSTS
>>69517115
>Anonymoose loyalist
>A guy that is loyal to anonymooses
So...He was just prepping his person bull before getting sent into the "coke-can-sized-cocks-big-boy-jail"? Poor fella, only 15 like most of them and about to get his ass spread wider than a canyon.
>>69517115
Thos is the video uploaders bedroom supposedly
>>69517115
Oh so scary!
>>69516921
Ahhh those little /b/abies are so adorable god bless them
>>69513061
>DANIEL UK
fucking kek always makes me laugh
How do these anonymous individuals make peace with the fact that they are cultural marxist extreme left fascists, with the fact that their identity is based on anon of 4 "gas the niggers, race war now" chan?
The cognitive dissonance of this is staggering.
>>69517409
This one picture tells everything from him
>>69516947
DELETE THIS
His hair is his power!!!
>>69513061
This is not the real anonymous, I thought this was cleared up weeks ago...
>>69513061
thats not anonymous
>>69517534
They don't,
They're just retards that want to be coll
>>69513061
>posting videos on the tube of Jew
>thinking they're relevant in anyway
>>69517534
>How do these anonymous individuals make peace with the fact that they are cultural marxist extreme left fascists, with the fact that their identity is based on anon of 4 "gas the niggers, race war now" chan?
Ya ever notice how when we do something naughty we claim, among ourselves, that it was 9gag and/or reddit?.....welllllllll....they've been winning this maymay war for some years now.......
I figured anonyloose would be in favor of the system shattering by a trump presidency. Although, this kind of move against trump will probably help him get elected..
Trump better be scared, Anonymous has their elite forces on this operation!
Y-you guys just wait, it's being slow
>>69513061
oh wow, are they gonna dox him? could it be that Trump lives in that building with that has TRUMP in big letters?
>>69517859
Got to upgrade to Windows 10, bruh
>>69517859
Oh fug
>>69517921
kek. These guys have become a joke.
>>69517859
Wow, how did you get that color text?
>>69517052
This
>tfw whem the lulz are from reporting these fags
>>69516509
>Anonymous
>using a gmail
>>69517409
So a failed musician that has used the same equip he used to upload vids of himself to youtube or whatever used it for anonymous shit. So we just need to find a tool loving faggot in that hat on youtube and we got em.
so are they sending pizza or not trump is getting hungry
>>69518004
That's the LOIC 9001 son, running on the super secret new Linux OS.
Trump is fuck! It's all over
>>69513061
>>69518374
*one
>>69518263
>someone order 1000 pizzas to a Trump rally
>Trump doing the christ-like thing pays for the pizza and feeds the multitude
I can't wait
>>69518062
Don't tell anyone I showed you though, you can only get this by joining Anonymous
>>69518086
The g is for gangster
is anything going to fucking happen?
>>69518490
>mfw there is 5000 people there
>mfw he blesses the pizza
>everyone eats until they are full
>there is some to spare
>>69517544
Its a fat neckbeard he just got that greenscreen kit march 7th he has made 2 or 3 anti trump anonymous videos so far
>>69517850
it's nothing top kek
>>69516307
The last thing I want to imagine is Hillary on the can.
I'm scared guys, what if Trump doesn't have a firewall?
I'm a cruzmissile now
>>69518338
>Not upgrading to W10, it's like you want to be a pleb
>>69518809
imagine this guy's body exploding.
fuck...what would that even look like? Would chunks of fat stored away beneath the skin rain down on the immediate area?
>>69517850
>>69518809
"Lexi Belle Express Food Drop Parashute"
>LBEFDP, for the normies.
>>69518490
Trump turns pizza into high class steak
>>69513061
april fools ya'll niggas need jesus
>>69513061
losers playing anon again
fuck these idiots, spam their comments
I must up early to invade sweden
>>69519631
>>69513061
i bet you is an april fools prank
HHAAHHA GOTTT EM XDDDDDD
also wheres the tapes faggots.
>>69518496
Oh shit, this guy has green text on a black background!
>>69519631
>>69519631
That's pretty great.
>>69517409
>>Make Atari Great Again
>>69519631
Oh sweet Jesus, that's too good
This is some banana republic, third world tier bullshit. Why don't they just bomb his campaign hq, That's what good lefties do. This shit reeks of voter intimidation.
>>69518490
Id give her my pizza
Did they already win their war against ISIS?
>>69513300
kuckin kek
>>69513061
report them to fbi.gov and move along
>>69513061
anon swag
>>69513300
Build the firewall
>>69513061
they still didnt release the tapes of ted cruz
>>69520583
you think those exist? there is a reason they have gone full silence on that bullshit because it was never anything more than bullshit, just like this stupid reporter battery lewandowski shit.
>>69513061
just went on trump.com and it worked
>>69514030
>browsing /b/
>current year
Wowee. The edgelords swing for the fences and fall short yet again.
Fucking anonymous is a embarrassment.
anons how do i save webm
>>69520952
right click, save as
Is this your first day on the internet?
How come 4chinz doesn't doxx "anonymous"?
>>69520952
you dont
>>69520997
I feel like for some reason i tried that before and then when i tried to bring it up later it 404d me
Wow updated annotations, they're really advancing in hacking.
>>69513061
Glory in thirty minutes. I will keep you posted.
>>69513061
>I'll be there in 30 minutes
HOLY FUCK IT TOOK ME 10 MORE SECONDS TO GET INTO TRUMP.COM THAT'S IT I'M A #CRUZMISSILE NOW
>>69513349
Ah come on, it's hilarious. Anonymous used to be part of us, it originated here, the real ones at least. Now SJW and others have moved into the rotting corpse that the real one left behind and are wearing it's skin pretending to be the same group.
The very same thing they always accuse us of, they're constantly doing it. They're stealing our creationrs, our memes, our board culture and then pretend it's theirs.
>>69515857
Maybe they're busy updating their tumblr?
>>69522488
what a great day that was
>>69522632
>tfw you get completely BTFO by hitler
>arguing with my berniefag friend who unironically believes he still has a chance, but that is besides the point
>knows I am going into IT
>"dude you should like, totally study security and be a hacker for anonymous and stop ISIS
>remind him that they are a fucking joke
>"dude they have literally had the us government by the balls before, there was literally nothing we could do"
>mfw he's being serious
He's so fucking retarded. He used to be alright, but fuck, he's changed so much.
>>69523161
>He's so fucking retarded
You already said he was a berniefag, you don't need to be redundant.
>>69523247
You're right. My b.
by doing what? drawing dicks on shit and doxxing people, oh nooooooo
>>69523161
What happened? did he start doing drugs or alcohol?
>>69513061
Was this directed by Michael Moore?
>>69522632
AHHHH SHEEEEIT PAPUA NEW GUINEA BTFO
>>69523381
somewhere a 4channer is bitching about how a nigger stole his anon mask
>>69513300
Top jej
>>69513876
hmm, cartels removing anonymous scum? My respect for them has increased a little bit, even though they're still just animals.
RUSSIA CHECKING IN CANT GET ON TRUMP.COM SO I CAME HERE ITS IT HAPPENING ANONS?
>>69513819
you mean B-rock the islamic shock hussein super-allah O'bombthem
>>69517409
By that dimmer I can tell he lives with Grandma
>>69523161
>He used to be alright
Was he ever all right or did you just now realize how retarded he truly is? Lost a lot of friends this election so far friend
>>69523528
>>>4channer
Shill detected
>>69523651
WERE AT HAPPENING-CON13! I REPEAT HAPPENING CON12! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE
>>69513061
That's not Anon, that's just a nigger in a guy fawkes mask!
>>69513061
>Supports the freedom of speech
>Hates Fascism
>Uses the same tactics fascists use
Go look at the white rose society, they are the most deluded morons to ever have an organization against people they don't like
WHOS READY FOR DRUMPF TO SUFFER?
TIME TO EAT CHIMICHANGA AND KICK ASS
>They took down one website.
>They actually think this is an accomplishment
did it happen? are we stumped?
>>69523651
I got a screen saying heavy traffic for about 2 seconds before it loaded properly to the site. Didn't even get time for a ss
>>69523161
Fine reaction image lad
>>69516841
Agreed
So they are going to ddos him?
>>69513300
top kek my friend.
>>69513061
>tfw the original Anonymous would be too ashamed and embarrassed to put on the Guy Fawks mask in Current Year.
9gag and reddit ruined the internet
>>69523360
>>69523748
He basically just turned into a cancerous piece of shit. He steal memes and pretends to browse 4chan, has a """socially awkward """ gf who is a special snowflake (they been together for about a year and have fucked), he plays nothing but smite, ACTUALLY TRIES STARTING ATHEISM DEBATES, has a neckbeard, thinks if anyone brings up any type of music or band at all that has heard of/doesn't like they are being "hipster shits who push their meme music to try to be cool", and constantly to tries to but heads and challenge any and all teachers he has (we are both still in high school but we are 18). I don't what the fuck happened to him. I just feel like we aren't on the same frequency anymore. He also spews retarded memes in class despite how I tell him how much of a fucking idiot he is being. He just turned into a manchild.
>>69523996
ya same here it is a little slow but its not down
Yeah just like the last time they attacked him and IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
What a bunch of embarrassing faggots
OH SHIT THEY ARE DDOS'ING TRUMP.COM HOW CAN HE RECOVER!?!?
>>69524439
Haven't fucked*
>>69523939
Pool's closed, fellow patriotic nigra.
>>69523783
>>69523996
THERE IN THE SYSTEM IM EMAILING PUTIN TO GET THE 'BIG' BUTTON OUT!
>>69524439
when you graduate you don't talk to anyone from high school again not even friends unless you make a major effort to keep contact with them. I wouldn't stress it
>>69523996
Inb4 it's actually us crashing the site by trying it out over and over again.
>>69524494
Fucking edgy anon. I bet their poster was fucking 9
>>69524450
What are they hoping to achieve anyway? all it shows is trump haters will go to any low to try and sabotage him
>>69517115
>>69513061
I remember when Anon was semi-badass, now it's just moralfags threatening politicians.
>>69524758
We are going to the same tech school.
>>69525053
Kill him, mount his head on your door, rape his girlfriend into complete submission. Then move on to rinse and repeat with the next similar guy.
It's your only chance to ever be a celebrity and get news coverage man.
GIF/WEBM of Conan pushing over Anonymous
so... what happened?
What if... what if THIS is all just a prank? Anonymous clearly can't stump Trump, but they can get us to think that they can, and we've all fallen for it.
>>69513061
SPERGS IN 30 MINUTES
>>69525327
Literally nothing. Anon died years ago.
>>69525327
Trump.com is a little slow
>>69525385
Shit! We've been bamboozled!
