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>>69477275
>>69481109
Third for Trump
RAND FOR TRUMP
So what's this meeting Trump is having in DC I'm hearing about? Sounds interesting
movement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSqcaAQti4g&list=RDIfR1TwosYQg&index=18
If anyone is looking for a few Keks to make it through the day.
This is pretty good.
>>69481109
Stop making these. He's got no chance of winning and this general has become fucking cancerous regardless. It's just anime weeb losers and neckbeards in denial, not even fun anymore
YEE
Keep your mexicans, your islam and your blacks out of american. We don't want none of it
BUILD THE DAMN WALL, BUILD IT OR DIE
>>69481976
I'm trying to find out too. What do we know?
>>69481979
Always.
>>69481976
I heard is team is setting him straight since he fucked up last night.
>>69482038
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
If you wanted your opinion on our elections to matter you should have immigrated and become a citizen.
>>69482151
There was a tweet where it said Trump was "huddled" with advisers for ~2 hours
Remember you only have until November.
You will never have a Trump General again after that. Trump and his supporters (You) are going to be ridiculed and laughed at for months.
>>69481878
I'm pro-choice, but I had no problem with what he said. Break the law, pay the price.
I also think weed should be legal, but that doesn't mean I think that if someone is caught with it where it's illegal that they should get away with it.
F.D.T. FUCK DONALD TRUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMAErLbI4FM
What if it actually is YUGE?
>Rand has deviated a bit in what Ron fought for
>Rand looks up to people like Sessions and Gingrich, who talk in a positive light about Trump
>Rand knows that Cruz is full on Establishment, which is antithesis of Rand's principles.
>Rand is aware of the dirty tricks Cruz has done during his entire campaign thus far
>Rand is the Senator of Kentucky, where Trump won the Caucus.
If this is not an endorsement for Trump, then he's just doing something retarded to waste everyones time. I don't think it would be in his best interest to endorse Cruz. Everyone on the Cruz Ship will forever and always be associated with an estab. senator that no one likes.
>>69481109
Bump 4 Trump!
It's gonna be Yuge!
I hope thise advisors are outlining a plan for the Don about how to move forward.
Wow if Trump cant win Wisconsin, a blue collar state, then he may not win another state. I say its time to rally around Ted Cruz, back the real conservative, all of us together, to defeat Hillary in November, whos with me?
>>69481979
MOVEMENT!
>tfw it's 1st of april tommorow
TRUST NO ONE
I'm sure we invented this """""holiday""""" it's just too devilish
DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES
>>69482478
>$0.025
>>69481952
I really hope he does it non-kiddingly
Lots of Trump people and Cruz people like Rand, despite his disagreements with both.
>>69482459
Matched
>>69482435
What did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/715593978175950849
https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/715605379082637313
>>69482435
Announcement for an announcement.
I fucking hate that shit.
>>69482435
There's no fucking way he's endorsing Trump. Too bitter over getting humiliated by him.
>>69482561
Haha paid shill meme LOL
>>69481979
Missed u
>>69482396
>>69482396
if he pulls a ITS JUST A PRANK BRO against trump and endorses cruz, ill never trust a so called libertarian ever again
>>69482598
Early April Fools. He's just having a laugh.
What the hell with the atheism ? What's wrong with being atheist ?
>>69482435
TRUMP / RAND
>>69482435
Why are people taking this seriously? It's going to be on April 1st. He's just gonna make it a le ebin april fools joke. I fucking hate that shitty holiday.
>>69482717
You didn't DL my folder did you?
>>69482552
On this note what do you think of Rand's endorsement?
>>69482478
>TFW you can't tell if meme or actual shill anymore because the shills are so bad and the memers are so good at imitation
>>69481979
Glad to have you back, desu senpai
>>69482722
Why must you do this Rand
>>69482396
HAHAHAHAH such a funny joke
Nobody is laughing, Rand. Kill yourself.
>>69482215
Why is this even a news story? Surely the candidates have meetings with their staff on the reg.
PS: Got 'Wisconsin 9100' as the captcha. What does it mean?
>>69482298
Exactly, also it was a hypothetical, also he clarified he meant the physician even if it was a woman doctor.
>Germans outdo themselves yet again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>69481979
For the first time I am happy to see you<3
Thanks for accidently uniting us shills, gg
>>69481979
>>69482066
>>69482167
>>69482459
>>69482525
>>69482538
>>69482593
>>69482717
>>69482775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsx_0y5SA1o
So Rand is endorsing Cruz? Hah!
>>69481109
Can somebody give me a real reason why Trump is a good candidate? What does he want to do?
>>69482801
Because he's a manlet. Can confirm, I'm 5'10" and see right through his treachery.
>>69482787
>>69482552
Rand hates trump and he was mocking trump when he said 'yuge'.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMSN7X16pck
Remember this?
>>69482722
>>69482801
Oh god dont tell me all tomorrow is going to be loads of people pretending to support Trump
>>69482775
No, those were the ones of awoo I've put a maga hat on for people.
>>69482640
Its been a long time since Trump mentioned Rand's name, and even Carson got over worse. Also he saw Trump win Kentucky and neighboring counties.
>>69482640
Just like Christie was too humiliated by Trump?
>>69482915
When will they learn?
>>69482812
That's how many votes he will win by. And I'm not saying it's worthy of a huge news story, I was just curious about the meeting itself
>>69482941
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4dfw_wgdbm7Q1pNUHc0b2FWUUU
>>69482435
it's just a ruse lads, not happening.
>>69482695
>if he pulls a ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
Absolutely retarded thing for someone like him to do and would lose all remaining respect for the Paul family.
>>69482286
You still don't get it
it's a win-win
>>69482996
Yeah, he'll be endorsing Rato. Guaranteed.
>>69482893
I'm 30. I've accepted my fate. It doesn't hurt anymore.
>>69482435
Hinting it will be Trump is a big sign of this being a joke. Rand fucking hates Trump
>>69482435
Rand.
>>69482894
Honestly I can see it, if Rand is in absolute denial about his involvement with the Bush's.
If he is kidding about supporting Trump, I doubt he will support Cruz. Its either Trump, or whoever the nominee is and he waits.
>>69482851
Is that guy from rammstein?
Spread the love of the Don far and wide, make the cucks believers
https://youtu.be/ZAxO7MNm6OE
>>69481109
Will Trump finally purge the corruption in the Zakarum faith?
Post yfw Hillary gets indicted.
>>69482979
Trump didn't consistently attack Christie's appearance and call him out by name at the start of several debates. It's a faggoty April Fool's prank.
>>69483090
Was wondering the same. Looks too young to be Til Lindemann
>>69483126
Post yfw Hillary gets indicted and trump gets btfo even harder in the GE by bernie
>>69482979
Did Trump attack the donut at all? I honestly can't remember.
>>69483105
BY THE LIGHT
>I preferred the demon hunter for grifting
>>69482916
Oh, I had such hopes for rand and his daddy.
It's too bad but they'll just have to deal with it, I guess.
>>69482916
and Carson said things like we need to stop focusing on sides shows and name calling, called Trump a "shiny object" the day after dropping when asked to describe each remaining guy in 1-2 words.
Remember Rand said Cruz had an authenticity problem...
Anyways he probably will just joke tomorrow, but I doubt he will endorse anyone until after the convention.
I fear this will all have been for nothing.
I fear Hillary's face with "WINNER" under it on election night.
>>69482897
This is pretty decent explanation. A bit long but worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
My own words, though, he's different. He's not a career politician like the others. He's not obsessed with kowtowing to people, he's willing to fight back when someone strikes first, and he's a successful businessman.
The US needs to change from the shit that the Dems have made it over the last 8 years. This will force the Democrats and Republicans to change.
>>69483010
Ehhh its april fools though. It all depends how he does it.
They're selling memey Trump shirts at the NY Auto Show, one of them had something with LYING TED on the back, keks were had
>>69482435
Dick = diamonds
Please be Rand. I honestly liked him second to Trump.
>>69483081
Yfw he endorses deez nuts
Anyone else getting drunk alone tonight? I'm feeling depressed about Wisconsin and the abortion fuckup and I'm going to drink in the dark and watch cartoons. Who's with me?
>>69482987
Sorry, I knew you weren't saying that.
I turned on Faux News and they're literally doing a stakeout of the building he's in, cameras covering the front and back doors. Seemed a little full on.
There is one major reason I think Rand will not endorse Cruz. One has to remember at the last debate Rand was in, he made a very deliberate point to make sure people knew Cruz was a fake libertarian, calling him out for not being at important votes that were important to Ron.
>>69483043
there's always the option of suicide tbqh senpai
>>69483368
No.
Getting my dick sucked and not having alcohol; as Trump would approve of.
>>69483405
Lol really? Haha
>>69483284
It's pretty much guaranteed. Trump voters will write-in Trump and non-Trump voters won't vote for Trump. The sides are split pretty evenly 50/50. Almost like someone orchestrated the worst possible situation for RNC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUClmJN4HhI
Donald Trump for Pope
>>69483284
if this were to happen do we all move to galapagos and create a new america with trump as leader?
>>69483368
> abortion fuckup
You mean education fuckup? How has everyone assumed "I'll enforce the law" become "no abortions ever".
>>69483445
Nah. Seeing single moms suffer is too great.
>>69483424
Yeah makes me doubt it a ton, whereas his attack on Trump was early when even I wasn't yet sold on him. If Carson turned around even Rand can.
He will likely be kidding tomorrow but use it as a trial balloon.
wonder what they are discussing
>>69483495
>orchestrated as if from outside
Implying its not all RNC designed. They rather have Hillary or Bernie.
>>69482915
>manlet
>Look up his height
>1.73m
>2cm shorter than me
mfw
>>69483368
What's up with you throwing the towel before the primary has even begun? We've been at the "Oh no, Trump has been stumped now! It's over" moment so many times, and he always overcame.
If you want to drown your sorrows in alcohol, which you shouldn't, at least not alone, wait until it's over. You might find that you have a reason to drink a good scotch in celebration
so we are going all the way to june 7th to find a winner?
>>69483518
I don't know anymore. I'm afraid of getting my hopes up. It all seems too good to be true.
>>69481979
Anime is for babies. If you were and adult you would not like Anime. You fucking degenerate.
>>69483646
Reince's job future, either with trump, or against him as a homeless man.
>>69483646
He's telling Reince that he will bend the knee or be destroyed.
>>69483534
It doesn't matter. The MSM is using at as TRUMP HATES THE WIMMINZ
Fucking Jews.
Groundhog day on faux
>will he see his shadow
>>69483646
He just came out of the meeting. No press conference yet, but he was smiling and waving
>>69483702
Probably. Sigh. Its bullshit. Especially since as the date gets closer soon even Cruz will be mathematically incapable of winning.
>>69483646
>"Give me the nomination now or I'm taking 30% of your base in November."
>>69483405
Dang that's intense, but tells you that whatever step Donald takes the media is on it. I remember when Trump had his Super Tuesday victory speech the fucking NYSE paused to listen to him. Pretty incredible
>>69483670
I know. I'm just feeling weak, anon. I need more high energy Trump rallies to comfort me. :(
>>69482435
rand is still salty as fuck. get over it dude.
>>69483670
Just a bunch of shills. We've been getting raided hard over the last couple of days for some reason
>>69483368
i drink alone every night anon
>>69483824
But you know they do it for the views and hoping he fucks up, all the pundents shit talk him right after
Rand on Trump
>'How is this Clown Fit to be President?'
>'Donald Trump is Disdainful’
>'Donald Trump is Unfit to be President'
>'Donald Trump is Gollum from Lord of the Rings'
>'Donald Trump Doesn't Like Strong Assertive Women'
>'Donald Trump is a Fake Conservative'
>'Donald Trump is a Disaster!'
>>69483765
Who, Trump? I'm hoping for a good deal here
>>69483646
Reince just found out how deep his throat was
>>69483646
I guess they will continue the political theater but it's pretty much all said and done that Donald will get the 1237. There's no way that faggot has better negotiating skills than Don
>>69483841
>tfw thats my height
Sad he didnt have the mental fortitude
>>69483757
Fuck off with your stupid anime.
>>69483566
Here's a guy who gets it.
When was the last time one of the three big networks ran a positive story on Trump?
>>69483368
>>69483875
I drink alone 5 nights a week, usually 2 bottles of red wine a night.
Often attack muslims on twitter after a bottle and a half.
>>69481109
>ATHEISM
>HAVE NO RELIGION
duh
>>69483841
>tfw 5ft 5in
the only reason I don't do the same is because I can't reach high enough to hook the noose over the wooden beams
>>69483940
Good shit.
>>69483891
Regardless, having the attention focused on him tells you something
>>69483912
>'Donald Trump is a Fake Conservative'
Jesus fucking christ Rand. You're the son of Ron Paul and you complain about someone not being a true conservative™
>>69483972
Y U HERE DEN?!
>>69483224
change the text to say
What guys think girls want
>Hillary
What girls actually want
>Trump
>>69483972
Notice how when more and more anime started getting posted that Trump is starting to lose? Just saying, meme magic is turning against us. :^)
>>69484082
Trump
>>69483948
>implying he didn't passout before measuring the left over cock outside his mouth
>>69481109
>http://trumpgeneral.com
Damn....
We Website Nao
>>69481109
copy pasta
I can see TRUMP being sworn in as President from here.
I can see an inauguration with a cheering crowd louder and larger than any in history.
I can hear fireworks going off all over the United States the night Trump beats Hillary.
I can hear the screams of ISIS terrorists as they are bombed into oblivion and hunted down to the very last man and wiped from the face of the earth.
I can see our police, border patrols, and courts empowered to clean domestic and foreign gangs and criminals off our streets.
I can see jobs being created exponentially as businesses flock back to the United States for the lowest business tax rate in the world.
I see people working good jobs at good pay because everyone is profiting from sensible business and tax laws.
I see our Enemies skulk sheepishly back to their crevasses for fear of the mightiest military on earth and the will to use it to its full potential.
I see our allies comforted and sharing in America's greatness.
>>69483993
All the time
He's the fucking establishment candidate. If you want a good candidate with history as an anti-establishment you should vote Cruz.
So is Trump going to win Wisconsin or no? Can he still win without Wisconsin?
>>69483971
Successful manlets develop a stoic tenacity. The weak are rightly culled.
>>69484057
That they like ratings and they like to shit on Trump, and that he threatens them more than the rest.
>>69484139
I see the Leftist Socialist Progressives gnashing their teeth as their totalitarian call becomes unfashionable to the majority of Americans that are now enjoying a stable, safe, comfortable and sane life.
I see manufacture and infrastructure and energy jobs opening up across the land, so many that it is an employees market with companies outdoing each other with salary and benefit offers.
I see the cabal of insurance companies and drug companies turned against each other in competition when state boundaries are eliminated, and healthcare is cheaper than ever and affordable for everyone.
I see our National Debt paid and our national coffers filled with profit.
I see new revitalized world class American cities, highways, bridges, mass transit, airports, power plants. And all the jobs created by them.
I see people speaking plainly without fear of Nazi Leftist Progressives with a strangle hold on the courts and universities.
I see the Leftist Progressives Race Baiting and division become unfashionable and detested as people of all colors realize how good life has become.
I see Hillary and Bill Clinton, George Soros and all their cabal in prison for Treason, Tax Evasion, and numerous other RICO charges.
>>69482435
this will be it
depending on what will come out of this randlet will be redeemed or stay a stupid sore loser
Do you think he will crash the plane with no survivors when they steal the nomination?
>>69483993
veterans fundraiser maybe but i dont even know if they talked about it
>>69483288
Thanks, William.
>>69484071
Yeah that was a little silly, both Trump and Paul aren't trademark republicans.
>>69484117
Then channel your energy to his candidacy. We are the children of Kek.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/142015399311/trump-and-abortion
>>69484188
The biggest polls has a decent lead for Trump. If he goes hard this weekend, he will win WI. And yes he can still win without it.
ITS HAPPENINGGGGG
>>69484217
I see the career politicians in Washington DC routed out of office and replaced with term limited citizen representatives; everyday hard-working patriotic people
I see American students topping the world list in Education.
I see drug cartels around the world mysteriously destroyed in the night.
I see good people rewarded and bad people expelled.
I see Trump win a second term by 50 states in a Tsunami.
>>69482298
good job with pic, I felt so bad for that kid during the interview.
>>69484205
Second part of your post explains why. They know he actually has a chance and they're going all out. They wouldn't waste their time with someone who couldn't pull it off
>>69484243
>concrete roads
>>69484301
april fools ya dummy
>>69484185
>If you want a good candidate with history as an anti-establishment you should vote Cruz.
>Endorsed by Romney and Lindsay cuckold
>>69482286
It took Barry Goldwater to get to Nixon and then Reagan.
This is generational.
It's gonna be yyuge.
>>69484201
The jews fear the manlet.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition.
>>69483935
Yes Trump. Fox has been covering it
>>69484301
I wonder if Paul is going to endorse Trump since he's the only anti-NATO person out there; I never got what was conservative about a multi-national foreign entanglement like NATO. Then again, it's also April Fool's tommorrow.
>>69484243
That wasn't all that positive they were busy calling him a scaredy cat
>>69484082
Listen, I used to support Trump but he really cucked himself over with mysoginistic anti-abortion comments. I now support Cruz.
I see a bad moon rising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightning
I see bad times today
>>69484109
I remember that poll spike after Trump supporters were called "single men who masturbate to anime."
>>69482916
Trump is so fucking based
>>69483993
Trump could save a bus full of children that was on fire and MSM would talk about how he carried them out of the bus and compare it with michelle fields.
On a brighter note
http://www.mediaite.com/online/michelle-fields-evacuates-apartment-after-fox-buzzfeed-accidentally-publish-her-address/
>>69483657
It's okay bro. IT'S OKAY.
Lmaooo Cruz is killin it, he was on Jimmy Kimmel and he said "If I was leaving this place and backing up in my car and saw Trump in my rearview mirror, I dont know which pedal I would push!"
Lmaooo, Ive been a Trumpkin since the beginning but Cruz just won me over with his good, CLEAN sense of humor
Buh bye Trump!
>>69484046
Are you secretly hoping the alcohol will kill you?
>>69484425
lol
>Cruz
>anti-abortion
>>69484425
Cruz into hell, heretic.
>>69484344
>Rand makes a seriously endorsement for Trump on April Fools and nobody knows if it's serious or not and he never elaborates on it
If you think about it logcially, Trump's base likely overlaps with Rand's quite a bit, so it would be smart of him to reach out to Trump and his voters so he can start working on growing his base.
>>69484366
Famous manlets: Based Putin, Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte
Did I hear a WE?
Reminder that George Soros is organizing a march on Washington this weekend.
http://www.democracyspring.org/
Sure do seem to be some peculiar characters signing up, though.
>>69484321
Just like Carson and both Paul's they knew they had shit name recognition, so ignoring them was better strategy, also they didn't generate ratings or slip up as much so attacking them would look more obviously bias
Kasich was only ignored because they had other bigger GOPe dicks to suck on stage.
>>69484357
we don't have time left to wait for the next election. we're on the fucking brink m8. it either happens now or it doesn't happen at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HIJupdRlms
This should go into one of the OP copypastas. Brand new video footage mixed with existing video, and synch with Michelle's audio track. It debunks many of her claims, and shows extra lies she spread.
>>69484353
Trump has been endorsed by many establishment people. You see how so many endorse Trump.
>>69484503
Wait so Cruz is the clown then?
http://reverbpress.com/politics/bernie-sanders-has-the-dankest-memes-on-the-internet/
>What Trump followers lack in creativity, they make up for in racism, and racism is not funny or memeworthy.
What did they mean by this?
>>69483841
That's honestly fucking sad. I don't take men seriously if they're shorter than 5'4" - I've yet to meet one that wasn't a fucking dirty kike. It's also kind of hard taking them seriously when they're the same height as my wife.
STREAM LINKS FOR THE PRESS CONFERENCE PLS
post yfw Hillary is indicted
>>69484568
How has he not realized that this shit only benefits Trump
>>69484339
it gets hot in the south achmed. asphalt would melt peoples tyres
>>69482478
>real conservative
>constitutional conservative
>true conservative
>christian conservative
I thought you guys were done with these lines.
>>69484639
Cruz is the puppet master and Trump is his clown puppet
THREADLY REMINDER:
Even if Trump loses(which he will not), he will never truly lose.
In his words, he is a messenger, and his message is the will of the people.
And the will of the people has been heard loud and clear,
So loud and clear that every patriot in America - no, every patriot in the world have heard it.
And the message is profoundly simple:
We want our country back.
I do, and the germans do, the British do, and the Americans do.
We want our country back!
Do you truly think an idea, so strong, that has ascended so quickly, will just die because Hillery bought the elections?
Do you think that if Trump loses, everyone goes home and gives up?
On his motherland and the sovereignty of his nation?
On his countryman and the future of his children?
No!
What the left does not know, is that we have already won.
No matter how hard the Globalist swine at the top will lie, cheat, bribe and subvert - we will never ever give up.
We have already won because we are the idea whose time has come, again. and no matter what happens, in everyone's minds there is one memory that is sure to stay,
The feeling of hope, that one day again, we will be proud citizens of our glorious nations. and we will never give up after a taste of what can and ought to be,
and they'll never kill it, and if they try - well, join or die!
M A G A
>>69484630
start naming them. oh that's right you're full of shit.
>>69484528
I've been down the road of drinking a litre of vodka a day, I've stopped that.
It might kill me when I'm 50 at this rate but I don't really care for suicide.
I'm 5'7 and I get tons of pussy. never even been called short by anybody. dunno what you other faggots are doing, but damn thats sad.
>>69484084
>What girls actually want
>>69484769
I'm sure he uses puppets but to diddle kids.
Dear god imagine how many boogers are inside the hand socket of his puppets..
The door knocks - we roll over and sleep in the midnight of social order.
White males are dying before their time
White youths don't marry, but party instead
White women abort their babies
And white suicides are soaring
The faith of their fathers has been cast off
blasphemies lay on their lips,
and churches are turned into taverns and bars
Trading places with the soviet union can darken the mind and enfeeble the soul.
The door is knocking and no one gets up to see who it is, as we sleep in the midnight of confusion!
An Olympic champion impersonates a woman
A woman impersonates a killer
A millionaire impersonates a victim
A billionaire impersonates democracy
And a bunch of left wing Jews impersonate Republicans
There's an identity crisis adrift
Trumpsters live in an imaginary time zone!
The 50s are gone and babies don't boom
Babe Ruth is now Abdul
And TSA is at the ballpark
There's a knock at the door as we sleep in the midnight of political control
Patriots are ignored and smeared
Political correctness is dictated by Jewish autocrats
Political blackmail is committed on Capital Hill
and Jews legislate from the bench
Democracy is awarded to the highest bidder and you're nothing!
You're not even a number - you're a digit!
It's a knock at midnight that scares you out of your sleep!
"Who's there?" you cry.
No reply. You ask again, but you won't get up!
"There's no justice in this world." you say and go back to bed.
Sleep on dreamer, sleep on.
The FEMA camps are stocked with widescreen TVs and Dunkin Donuts at the concession stands.
You can die in your sleep and in your sins and not hear a thing.
>>69482435
>>69482598
>>69482736
>>69483363
APRIL FOOLS
>>69484732
>>69484630
>Trump has been endorsed by many establishment people.
>Not accepting money from establishment
How much establishment money is flowing into Cruz? All of it.
Fuck off
>>69484778
Donald Trump Jr
And Sarah FUCKING Palin for one.
Any positive news since the abortion comments made headlines? Getting tired of hearing MSM bullshit it. It's still all over the headline news. Pretty pathetic that the Democrats can turn a hypothetical question into the next holocaust. If you didn't know better (and most idiots who believe MSM don't) you'd think that Trump wanted to gas women who want abortions.
>>69484769
I think a canadian started a cruz general, go check.
>>69484743
>christian
If youre an atheist what the hell are you doing in the republican party? Religion is a conservative value, head over to Bernie, "amazing" atheist
>>69484778
All the establishment people that even hint at liking him wont endorse him. They are had by the balls.
>>69484732
YESSSS >:D
>>69484822
#CruzClown
Guys, Rand is clearly just doing a stupid April fools joke to get attention for his fundraiser. Don't get autistic over this.
>>69482435
Watch it be Bernie Sanders
>>69484918
Don't respond to shitty shills m8
>>69484046
vodka and OJ for me tonight bro
Its over for Trump now
>>69484750
Donate more to the heeb, goy.
>>69484568
Explain this?
>>69483754
When has he not been under attack from the media?
Just had a very nice meeting with @Reince Priebus and the @GOP. Looking forward to bringing the Party together --- and it will happen!
>>69484503
Dont you ever get bored
>>69484857
LOL, so funny, Cruz has a banging wife and was fuckin 5 mistresses and you still try to portray him as some pathetic beta
>>69484942
K....
>>69484999
Kek if he assblasts bernie ppl that would be great
The 2 or 3 shills out right now are soooo bad. The ones a few days ago were way better. We must have the B team assigned to us today.
>>69484188
>Can he still win without Wisconsin?
See, everyone doesn't UNDERSTAND that's not the real question here.
What MATTERS is if El Rato wins it.
If Cruz loses Wisconsin, the whole NeverTrump narrative gets BTFO, and Cruz becomes Far less likely to get the nomination.
Remember, he is literally staking himself as someone who can reach up to Trump in delegates (lol 80%)
Trump doesn't -need- to win it, but Cruz -HAS- to win it.
>>69484942
Nobody cares about your overused lines any more.
Trump is also Christian, no need for the bullshit lines that show how out of touch cruz people are.
>>69484741
Hell, at 120°F you can feel rubber soles melting just walking across an asphalt parking lot. Arizona has a lot of concrete highways.
>>69484955
And if they did endorse, you can bet that the establishment would kick em out.
>>69485094
#CruzCheatingClown
>>69484980
>BOW BEFORE YOU HIGH PRIEST I SHALL FULFILL PROPHECY!!
>>69484942
You don't have to be a conservative to be a republican.
You don't have to be religious to be anti-liberal and anti-democratic.
You don't have to support Bernie or Hillary to support Trump.
>>69484924
are you drunk?
>>69485146
We'd all find out Gingrich or Huckabee cheated too or someshit
>>69485215
>>69484049
kek'd
>>69483646
Oh shit, the Don confronted that kike enabler.
So whats going on?
Foxnews still shilling hard as fuck for a brokered convention.
>>69485120
>Trump doesn't -need- to win it, but Cruz -HAS- to win it.
I heard talk about how Trump needed to win 3 out of the remaining 4 swing states. If he loses Wisconsin (which is one of the 4) he'll need to win the remaining 3 in a row. Any validity to that?
>>69482041
Mike actually endorsed Trump.
>>69485146
the only one i can think of is Sessions and that's why i respect him so much because he's putting his ass on the line by openly supporting trump.
>>69485199
No but I am drunk on Cruz missile energy.
) - ) Cruz, take our energy. ) - )
check out Trumps latest tweet
what does this mean?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/715616148335759360
>>69485084
this and that came out at nearly the same time
its seriously happening
>>69485359
Fairly true. Though losing early hurts since they'll keep talking about it.
He's taking over the company.
And Cruz is gonna get fired
>>69485365
Washed up overrated athletes cant give endorsements, endorsements are from relevant politicians
>>69485090
Maga my waifu, please?
>>69485359
Cruz has less delegates and no real voters.
>>69485291
You must be a silly and dilusional Drumpf supporter.
>all this talk about manlets
>tfw 5'3
>>69485376
Sessions has been constantly shit on by the GOPe, promising they'll get around to his priorities eventually, finally said enough is enough when he saw his chance.
>>69485496
Fuck off, anime lover.
>>69484503
He also said his favourite cereal was Honey Nut Zodiacs.
>>69485496
cringe
ITS HAPPENING
>>69485493
>yfw he begs canada for his citizenship back after Texas wakes up and drops him as senator.
>>69485432
Hah! Will he finally get his media day?
>feminists
Is trump truly pro gun? Is he willing to try and repeal parts of the nfa?
>>69482286
The same Canadian cuckposter throws this image up every time.
>>69483284
>>69483495
FUCK OFF DEFEATISTS
>>69485505
Yep, but that isn't the question at hand.
Cruz isn't going to hit 1237. It's obvious. But the GOP want to pull off a brokered convention to steal the nomination from Trump. So in order to avoid that scenario he has to hit 1237, otherwise they have the option to pull off some serious BS.
>>69485415
I'd love to know what they discussed and how badly Trump cucked Reince.
Its happening. Trump is probably holding the GOP hostage with a third party run.
>>69485114
Thank you based israel
>>69485575
>Montana
Every time.
>>69485649
don't respond to "concern trolls"
>>69484926
Trump is only 1 point behind in WI after the last poll http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/274793-cruz-trump-in-dead-heat-in-wisconsin-poll
>>69485398
New thread when the time comes give it light
Trump is America.
There are those who are comfortable with themselves, and those who are not.
But Trump IS America. He IS you - or who you want to be.
One. Hundred. Percent.
>>69485635
His son is very /k/ and would be, don't think trump has answered. I think its better o avoid bringing it up since during the general they'll shill that he likes dangerous assault weapons
>>69485494
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign_endorsements,_2016
>>69485598
WHOOAA
>>69485415
He just told you in his prior tweet.
"The Trump Doctrine: Peace Through Strength."
>>69484942
>you have to be christian to think the government shouldn't be a yuge nanny entity that controls most of your life
>>69481109
His ribbons are sorted in a way that looks like the flag of Nepal in reverse
>>69485598
I really wish I could have been a fly on the wall for that meeting
>>69485685
Reince isn't a virgin anymore.
>>69485738
>shit on women
>go up 10 points
That's our guy
>>69485649
Drumpf is over. He's been stumped. We may as well vote for Cruz now.
DADDY IS HERE TIME FOR YOU TO SUBMIT SISSY GOPUCCI
>>69485598
This is a big deal. Really big.
Can someone explain waifu? Do kids these days jerk off to cartoon characters? MAGA awoo and MAGA hat is cute...but what's going on here?
MAGA
>>69485711
Yeah he hinted it with saying he doesn't even want Cruz's or Kasich's support, and saying he's being mistreated.
Maybe they'll stop letting Cruz easily steal delegates under the rug.
>>69485635
Trump and his 2 oldest sons are members of the NRA. He's one of the few people in NYC with a CCW.
Donald Trump Jr is also very /k/-tier and goes hunting a lot.
>>69484503
Ok now I can officially say that either we are getting trolled by our own or we got a reddit tier attack happening, which started since the abortion bullshit aka yesterday, we alway had anti Trump shills but I am seeing way more now since yesterday.
>>69485523
Are you at least cute?
>>69485575
You changed back from Utah. Probably for the best. Everyone knew.
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/715618310566637572
HABBENING
>>69482396
It's April Fool's tomorrow
>>69484562
those people became succesdful leaders of men because they couldn't spend their days chasing pussy like normies
no woman wants a short """ man"""
>>69485896
Jr knows about 22LR drought and attempts to ban reloading components and laughed at the idea that 2000 rounds is a lot, mentioned its all just to harass people their attempts to ban things surrounding guns.
>>69485874
Yes. Most Drumpf fans are pathetic losers. Your average Been rally has more diversity.
>>69485988
boring
>>69486007
noice
>>69485598
hm
well
i wouldn't expect him to outright lie after meeting with these people, one of whom is going to be on Greta in a few hours and others likely to speak to the puclic as well
>>69485945
What?
I stopped coming to generals and am only checking back in to see if they are still fucked.
Which they are
>>69485718
sure best ally
read my fresh pasta i-if you wanna it's fresh and it's pasta it's right up here with the dog flag
>>69484666
>>What Trump followers lack in creativity, they make up for in racism, and racism is not funny or memeworthy.
>What did they mean by this?
Lol, how many times does Reddit need to be told that being Meme Stealers will never give them any dankness?
Kek does not smile upon Bernie or Redditors, and their memes are stale and hollow.
Pic related is literally better than every Bernie meme combined.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/03/31/why-wisconsin-will-be-donald-trumps-stalingrad/
>Says increasingly nervous man for the 723rd time this year.
Also if Wisconsin is Trump's Stalingrad then I guess Yeb's career was Mike Murphy's actually I can't even think of a battle so one sided with such disproportionate power on one side that ended up being such a colossal fuckup.
I guess Yeb's career was his emu-war
>>69485858
i read that as sissy guacpussy
I love how once again it's a trump media frenzy all over a meeting, just adds to the free media that anti trump fags complain about
>>69486050
yep, yep.
>>69486051
>Drumpf
>diversity
We really do have the B squad out today. These guys are bad.
>>69486111
>i-if
>israel officially adorable
>>69485398
new
>>69485398
thread
>>69485398
Trump has made this election cycle the best election cycle in the history of election cycles.
Win or lose, Trump has already won.
He's 5D chess against checker players.
If he landslides in 2020, that will be the proof in the pudding.
If he gets in with an establishment VP and gets assassinated or doesn't get in at all because rules, who knows what will happen?
But, if he landslides in 2020, all will be right with the world and humanity for just a little while longer.
I want to believe.
>>69486050
Im curious what his son's net worth is that he worries about that, along with having a pet rat. The dude is a wierd one but I like him a lot.
>>69485988
Please be isis!
ALSO THIS
https://twitter.com/TweetBrettMac/status/715616773018497024
>>69486127
>th-this will surely be the beginning of the end for Trump's campaign!
I love how Rand has gotten more attention in the last hour than he's gotten in his entire failed life
So many nigger cock sucking libtards in this thread. It's no surprise you all come out during the day when all of Trump's supporters are at a real job.
>>69486127
>Trump's Stalingrad
Its a good thing Hitler comparisons aren't worn out cliches!
>>69486127
>Stalingrad
LITERALLY HITLER
>>69481109
ACTIVE SHOOTER
>>69485707
>>69486329
She's just enjoying the fruits of multiculturalism, whats wrong with it?
>>69484913
>Diamond diks
That's a fine honey to have just sitting around on your plane.
>Requesting 'Diamond Dons Patch', parody of diamond dogs.
