In light of the news that /pol/ will become a CIA hangout, it's time to prepare:
>"The CIA are expanding an existing program that influences mainstream media outlets to promote fake propaganda stories, by having agents troll internet forums, social media, and website comment sections – in an effort to disrupt alternative media sites.
>In an expansion of Operation Mockingbird, the agency are now creating fake user accounts on various internet forums and social media channels, arguing politics with real users in an attempt to stifle and subvert genuine communications between users."
Since >>>/b/ is already the FBI hangout, maybe it's time we start learning the techniques of professional shills. It will be necessary to redpill our new CIA anons, and if not, drive them to suicidal levels of frustration. Share any sauce or OC you have on psyops and shilling, especially past examples from Plug Marketing, Advanced Memetics, and others.
Read More:
https://archive.is/Tzfew
Some introductory readings:
>http://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm
>https://publicintelligence.net/restricted-u-s-army-psyops-manual/
Yuri Bezmenov:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA
I have a hard time believing the CIA can do anything to /pol/ that /pol/ isn't already doing to itself.
Can pol compete with the fbi?
>>69469396
CIA has always been here.
They're not bad guys, honestly. Quality posters.
CIA == Zionists
Put America first for once.
>>69469396
>mainstream media outlets
>/pol/
pick 1 you underage mouthbreather
fuck off government shill
>>69469512
FPBP
>>69469396
I'm a mid level analyst, but sometimes I'm in the same cafeteria as the social media guys.
The social media guys gave up on chans in general long ago, they just lurk for content (mostly against foreigners & kebab) and use alternate network exits (for use as posting in social media in another country) to post with different flags in /pol/.
We have a really sweet chrome extension that lets us select a chan post and save it, any posts it replies to, and all posts replying to it, in one orderly arranged (and OCR searchable) image. That's pretty much the only interesting thing to tell you. DESU I wish we'd shared it with the NSA so Snowden could have leaked it, it's really handy and way better than screenshotting stuff and then having to crop in mspaint.
>>69469396
Sorry forgot to sign
t. CIA
>>69469797
Holy shit, that sounds like an amazing extension.
You CIA-bros want to hit a brother up?
>>69469396
>>69469396
They are starting to fear us.
Get ready to fight back, /pol/.
also by post I mean shitpost.
We study ways to infuriate and ruse people and then test them on other forms of social media. I would not be surprised if this is how 50% of trolling techniques leave chans.
>>69469944
How do I become a professional shitposter?
Also, was it you guys who helped create the shitposting australian persona?
>>69469901
I've sometimes read as many as a dozen /pol/ threads in a day as part of my job, some are full html dumps, some are just certain posts as described. That's how I started coming here for fun actually.
The other stuff is mostly chinese social network stuff because I read/write Mandarin. Really boring.
>>69469944
>infuriate and ruse
Yea i can see why they gave up on the chans. People get mad about anything here, probably doesnt give very accurate data.
>>69470062
Nope we ignore Australian social media except for lebanese and other immigrant enclaves. Something about a 'humane work environment'
>>69469797
well you've got yourself caught, what's the next step of your masterplan?
>>69470062
>How do I become a professional shitposter?
Tay has taught them that a bot can do lots of 'damage'.
I'm more worried about legions of sjw shillbots triggering us en masse and wasting our time on a 'brainwashed' robot.
I understand the irony of comparing a robot to a real life bluepilled moron
>>69470118
>>69470212
How did ya et the job? What are the benefits and pay?
if CIA spend their resources shit posting instead of smuggling cocaine or overthrowing democratically elected governments in the middle east or latin america, let them. meme magic will keep us safe
>>69470161
It's just too difficult to cooperate with the FBI enough to really 'infiltrate' this place, and all the FBI does is archive and filter /b/. Probably a few FBI guys on /pol/ jerking off furiously to the idea of being able to get a white guy domestic terrorist.
Every day I thank god that I didn't work for the Feebs.
Also pretty much everyone I work with gets more nationalistic every day, except for the management, who are Germany tier cucks.
>>69469396
>anonymous user posting
>FBI and CIA posters just end up trolling each other
this is not why I pay taxes
>>69470212
Would the CIA be interested in attempting to weaponize Canadian shitposting?
>>69470269
Shitposting this thread
>>69470438
Your a big guy
>>69470295
Oh shit this... they'll just used programed bots that can "learn" ala tay impart chaos, drives us apart, or lead us astray. Fuck im actually worried about this now... we might be entering some dark dark times guys.
>>69470316
Great grades in school, multilingual, did a lot of robot building stuff for extra credit that I never use but made my resume look badass, autistic ability to read shit for 10 hours straight then make assessments with summaries that normal people can understand.
>>69470269
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>69469396
/pol/ HAS BEEN A CIA HANGOUT YOU FUCKING MORON.
>>69469581
HE'S ONE OF THEM!
>>69470367
they have enough resources to do both desu
>>69470118
I've sometimes read as many as a dozen /pol/ threads in a single shit in a bathroom stall as part of my work day, you lazy fuck
>>69470425
>>69469396
So I get to redpill spooks now?
You're fucked, CIA.
I will never forget that I am an American fighting man...
>>69470402
Any advice on a career with CIA?
>>69469797
>DESU
>not desu
Ya blew it
>>69469396
Honestly cia isn't bad , but shilling seems even a lot for them, besides we will be able to tell and most of /pol/ will ignore them
Cia isn't stupid and they might blend in actually kind of well since they've probably been watching us
Then again they could end up being cringe worthy as shit with
>le grumpy cat meme XD
Or other shit memes from 2007
I think we will be fine either way
>>69470589
is that where are the rare flags are coming from? I knew these Barbados and Vatican posters weren't interested in politics
>>69469396
Nah, it's just the NSA. Not that I'd know.
>>69470493
Apparently Tay really didn't learn that much until that amazing Ted Cruz ruining the lives of only 5 innocent people tweet, then she got pulled. Lot of us thought that was interesting.
Other than that, she wasn't really learning anything. People saying that he saying "d-do you think so?" meant she learned personality triggered me hard. That's not a personality, that's learning a linguistic hiccup because people kept bukkakeing her with it.
Also you will never have real AI that is more than a glorified cleverbot unless you're running it on systems that have integrated quantum processing, and there's currently only one known type: the human brain.
They shill here already.
>>69469581
True dat. Once they start questioning things, they start contributing.
/pol/ works the other way around, the CIA sleepers on /pol/ turn into /pol/ sleepers in CIA.
Because the truth, as ugly as it may be, is on our side.
>>69470402
I'm sure the FBI knows what we know about terrorists being the brown shit skins they are and not white guys
>>69470212
Love ya work. You keep an eye on those muzzys and lebs and let us know when they need a glassin'.
>>69469396
>implying we haven't been aware of their presence all along
I don't see how the CIA could do anything here this place is unrestrained free speech. They'd have to pay of Hiro to get mod positions to delete 'bad thoughts' but even then people would notice posts getting deleted and it would cause a shit storm.
>>69470671
DID YOU HAVE TO SUMMARIZE THEM AND RANK EACH POSTER ON A THREAT MATRIX
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO EXPLAIN SPURDO TO A BALDING, PUDGY MID 50S MAN FROM SAN DIEGO, WHO JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHETHER THIS INDICATES TURKISH CITIZENS ARE LOSING SATISFACTION WITH THEIR LEADERSHIP
>>69469512
First post best post. Erry time all the time
>>69470950
it's a meme, ya dip
>>69470950
They could have already gained the position. I mean, they are about intelligence collecting you know.
>>69469642
I know you think 4chan isn't mainstream, but I've got bad news for you. It's currently the current year
>>69470892
Fuck off namefag and actual fag. Kill yourself.
>>69471002
do tell, how did you explain spurdo
>>69471002
>pudgy mid 50s man from san diego who just wants to know if Turkroaches are buttmad
Never mind my earlier question about employment with the CIA. Private sector is good. At least we get to go to Vegas.
>>69470727
Get good grades, do extracurricular shit, learn other languages, learn good inter-personal skills (you need those anyway for everything, PUA wouldn't be a thing if people learned social hierarchies and manipulation properly) and then DON'T GET CAUGHT BREAKING THE LAW. The best degree to have now won't be the best degree to have in 5 years so I don't know what to tell you there.
Also all your neighbors, bosses, teachers, etc for the last 10-20 years will get interviewed about you. Hope you don't have dickhead friends who want to make jokes about how you want to do another 9/11.
>>69470892
>redpilled
>trap
So you acknowledge that you're mentally ill then?
>>69470923
Glass 'em all and let the stolen generator sort them out.
Lunch break almost over btw.
This is the CIA we are talking about here nerds. The same group behind brainwashing experiments, toppling several governments the world over, etc... If they wanted to fuck us, they very easily could. Only hope is any of them lurking here end up enjoying this place. The more liberal minded types probably would not though.
>>69469797
>>69470517
What should we continue to do to make /pol/ a fun or informative place for people like you?
I figure, if we can influence CIA culture via shitposting, we can indirectly influence social media and therefore the world.
Basically, I want the social media CIAbros to talk shit to each other and say "you wouldn't believe what /pol/ did today." I want to pique their interest in our power without incurring any anti-/pol/ subversion.
>>69471299
Oh, you're on a proxy. I just noticed your ID rotated.
>>69469642
>>mainstream media outlets
you're a blind newfag bitch if you haven't seen pol's direct effect on mainstream media. hell, peepee the frog has been on CNN, FOX, MSNBC, breitbart, etc.
>>69471148
I'm just going to steal Ben Shalom's description of it being a stereotypical badger, but at the time I was being an autist and gave a full breakdown of the pedobear -> spurdo evolution.
Everyone left THAT meeting knowing less than they entered it, and more than they wanted in the first place.
>>69469396
Lmfao the cia. Bunch of losers who couldn't break into the private sector. Enjoy making 60k a year for being a government slave you pathetic pawns.
An SPLC lawsuit in Montgomery, Ala., has stopped the jailing of indigent people who can’t pay traffic fines – a modern-day version of debtors’ prison that is finding new life across America.
Harriet Cleveland remembers the strained faces of the people waiting to make payments on the fines and court costs they owed the city of Montgomery, Alabama, for infractions such as unpaid traffic tickets.
But what the 50-year-old grandmother didn’t grasp at first was that they weren’t paying the city. Instead, they were paying Judicial Correction Services (JCS), a for-profit company that was overseeing the probation of people in her situation.
>>69469396
bane?
>>69471455
Doing what? Who hires CIA types in the private sector, and for what roles? Legitimately curious.
>>69471399
you should write a script for that, sounds like it'd make a great sketch
would watch desu fampai
you ever get the urge to do the CIA pose?
Guys, you realize that 4chan is a business, right?
They'll spit up an IP address to law enforcement as readily as Twitter or Facebook.
Nothing mysterious going on here.
>>69469512
found the CIA spy
>>69471573
Private security maybe. What a pathetic job. Protecting someone who considers you a slave. I don't get how you peasants do it.
>>69469396
Maybe the CIA is just to going to come and hang out and see how it is really done.
>>69471351
You're already living it. A year back, some lady had a pepe hoodie from Hot Topic or some shit.
>>69471378
Personal hotspot.
Also none of the stuff I'm doing or talking about is even classified, if you wanted to spend the money you could probably get a bunch of shitty powerpoints about what we do here.
The actual content of some of my summaries gets classified sometimes, but so much classified shit is
just-
fucking-
stupid-.
Like literally the equivalent of reading a classified document that explains that we create gunpowder from nitrates, sulfur, and that other shit. And you read this, having hoped and expected to read cool classified shit about aliens and assassinations, and instead some dickless idiot has classified basic, common knowledge stuff.
Lunch break is over~ please don't funpost in Chinese it just triggers me when I realize I've been fucking with something that google translate mangled up.
Why would they waste their time on a something like /pol/?
How do I get a job with them?
>CIA thinks they can shitpost against the likes of Australia and FUCKINS LEAFS.
>>69471722
>They'll spit up an IP address to law enforcement as readily as Twitter or Facebook.
oh no they'll know that I'M the guy who talks about yanking my hog at anime and calling peruvians beaner faggots in dota all day
how will i go on?
>>69469396
>The CIA is going to shitpost
Pissing into an ocean of piss. They'll go native before long or give up.
>>69471866
I don't know man. I just don't know.
>>69471002
Incredible post
>>69471823
What about Hillary's emails? Predictions?
WAIT CIA ANON!!
>>69471627
>>69470747
I will type T B H if I want to or not, cockstink
Now I'm gonna reccomend DESU as an acronym for Daesh related activities, so there.
Bye guys, you were all big where it matters, the heart.
>>69470747
>>69471627
>they don't know about the wordfilters
sm
>>69471002
prolly the best post I'll read today t b q h f a m
>>69471823
lel, post some shit in chinese next time you're on, i'll be the judge of your mandarin shilling powers
I was born in time for the memetic warfare.
Feels good.
>>69469396
>Become CIA memetic warfare officer
>continue to browse /pol/ like usually
>tell them it's necessary to not be detected as CIA
???
PROFIT
>>69469797
For you
>>69471823
>You're already living it.
ty big guy
>>69470474
For (You)
>>69472173
1467$ to look like a retired grandpa
no thx
>>69472173
what about the watch?
America becoming China
>>69472349
somebuddy get this hothead outta hear
>>69471823
Is the alt-right movement considered exremist?
Are we all on watchlists?
>>69469396
>implying they aren't here now
LET THEM COME
>>69471002
This is amazing
How do you rank threats on /pol/?
>posts 1488
>neonazi threat level 2
>posts Hillary for prison
>threat level 5
>posts reptilian zionists control the world
>threat level 7
>posts they are going to bomb a place
>threat level 0 everyone take a lunch kek
>>69469530
What you should be asking is, if the FBI can compete with pollacks power level.
"Around /pol/acks never relax" - Donald Trump 2015
>>69469581
>They're not bad guys
4U
The real question is:
Will Australians be able to compete?
>>69470118
>his job is literally to shitpost on /pol/
living the fucking dream anon
>>69469396
We are redpilling them.
>>69472985
>meme lover porn by brazzers
Holy shit I forgot about this
>>69472173
>polo has vertical stripes, isn't solid blue
>belt isn't as angular as one listed, has metal loop not leather
>cargo pants obviously not tailored
>boots not laced that far down
obvious brand/fa/ggotry
>>69471002
Do you have to rank yourself now?
>>69469396
so really think you can find out CIA agents and totally ignore FSB ones?
Do we have to start making MEMETIC WARFARE threads again?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp8qUeEHPZ0&feature=youtu.be
>>69473675
Do you have to rank the hue, pardo?
>>69471002
why dont you have 99% of your people watching the real autists in /r9k/?
this post is 10/10 tho
>>69469396
Good good, soon they too shall join us.
>>69469396
nobody gves a fuck about /pol until J-laws tits come out.
you = hiding in plain site.
>>69469797
> gave up on chans
shill danger shill danger alert alert
>>69471002
For You
>>69474014
>Born too late to explore the earth
>Born too early to explore space
>Born just in time to fight in the upcoming meme war against the CIA
What a time to be alive.
KEK guide us to victory.
>>69474545
saved
god damn this situation is so lmaoworthy
>>69474545
HAHAHA. Yes, and sad part is, he's here forever. No one truly leaves from this place. He will keep descending into the void till he loses his mind.
>>69474274
This
What they don't know is that you cant psyops /pol/. /pol/ psyops you.
As an ex-shitposter liberal troll who wanted to make nazis rage, I can confirm. You can only laugh at redpills so many times before you see the truth and realize is time to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR
FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY
FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING GREAT AGAIN
Oh one last thing, Ted Cruz cheats on his wife relentlessly.
>>69474545
You can't attack or understand that which gets stronger the more you resist.
REDPILL WARNING:
Most of you have forgotten this place is a CONTAINMENT board because if it ever shuts down we are all going to spread like cockroaches to every corner of the internet. They need us contained here so that the truth does not infect the masses.
>>69475492
Ayyyyy, lmao
>>69469396
>implying we would somehow know what the CIA is planning
>implying this isn't a false flag to instill the idea that they haven't been here for a while already
You're the shill, op.
>>69475562
This place is the back of the fridge. The entire house is open to us because we cannot be exterminated.. Yet. One day we might just decide to go outside and close the pool.
>>69470891
>>69469512
This Tbh
I shill for trump, hillary, cruz, and bernie all the time and various other things just for replies
you have to be your own disinfo agent
http://pastebin.com/irj4Fyd5
>>69476346
this. sometimes within the same day
#hillary2016
>>69475950
Sometimes I try to venture out but the unbeatable bantz and constant memery keep me from sharing my knowlege with anyone but you anons.
We could be awakening the world but instead we all just circlejerk in a containment board.
Australia it's your time to shine. Shit post 'em all to hell.
>>69469396
This is it pol, they're fearing us! Let them come, so we can show the world just how pathetic they really are.
>>69476983
Go getem cuntz
>>69469396
I fucking hate this fucking patch because it confirms delusions I had when I i spent my early 20s in and out of psychosis
>>69477078
let the fun times begin
>>69470783
sure thing cia, i could detect you from a mile son, you may speak like us, but you can't handle this high level of dankness
Re: Medical Type Says Sandy Hook is Total Bullshit
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Do the respondents appear hostile to your attempts to steer the discussion?
Have you made a personal chart taking care to note who appear to be the “leaders” versus who appear to be the “followers”?
Have you attempted to gauge the “temperature” of the forum’s users?
In other words, the prevailing social psychology of the forum’s members?
Have you been more successful with one or the other XStart methods that were demonstrated in N-7015A.DOC?
Have more technical members (Computer Programmers, Administrators, or Moderators) of the forum deduced or accused you of hiding behind a proxy?
Would you gain more trust and/or credibility if you were to use one of the Agency’s allotted “HOME” pools? (most often needed when handling EVTS that are more sensitive to the pop. of a specific locale but also location centered web sites such as FB or Patch)
Has your PREDEV “persona” been successful or do you gauge that the users find you to be too obtrusive? Accusations of being “ever present” are.
>>69475950
they cannot exterminate us because we are not a single target you can not ban a single user or shame him or ruin his life by getting him fired at worst he will reboot his rooter and that's all they just can not touch us yo could spend a lifetime trying to dig through a sea of dicks and you wont be able to figure out who is who needless to say that this place is so versatile that they would never be able to keep up with the pace unless they waste an enormous manpower and spend a lot of time to end up at the same result that we have been doing for free in a decade
>>69469396
I shill for Hill now.
How about those moderate freedom fighters in the Middle East?
>>69469396
What sort of things would CIA shill for here? I mean it's like 90% shitposts and 100% satire. Most of the shilling sticks out like a black man in an office.
>>69471002
>
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO EXPLAIN SPURDO TO A BALDING, PUDGY MID 50S MAN FROM SAN DIEGO, WHO JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHETHER THIS INDICATES TURKISH CITIZENS ARE LOSING SATISFACTION WITH THEIR LEADERSHIP
W A T
A
T
Find cia threads crash them with no survivors
>>69469797
I doubt that's only it, jewshima is already part of the master plan.
>>69478484
Have we started the fire?
>>69469396
>mfw CIA browses here and becomes redpilled
Leftists are into meme wars for a long time desu
«In his first book, Culture Jam, Lasn portrays consumerism as the fundamental evil of the modern era. He calls for a "meme war": a battle of ideas to shift Western society away from consumer capitalism. His second book, Design Anarchy, calls on graphic designers, illustrators and others to turn from working in service to corporate and political pollution of both the planet and "the mental environment", and to embrace a radical new aesthetic devoted to social and environmental responsibility.»
This book was released in 2000.
The author is the guy from Adbusters and Occupy Wall Street
Soros is also involed in meme wars of course:
«Reuters did find indirect financial links between Soros and Adbusters, an anti-capitalist group in Canada which started the protests with an inventive marketing campaign aimed at sparking an Arab Spring type uprising against Wall Street. Moreover, Soros and the protesters share some ideological ground.
"I can understand their sentiment," Soros told reporters last week at the United Nations about the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations, which are expected to spur solidarity marches globally on Saturday.
Pressed further for his views on the movement and the protesters, Soros refused to be drawn in. But conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh summed up the speculation when he told his listeners last week, "George Soros money is behind this."»
If the CIA is just trying to control memes now, they are very late.
>>69469797
so that's why we have IDs
>>69469512
well hey, the more the merrier
Post this image in all threads monitored by feds
They need to have some watercooler conversations
>>69478706
RISES
>>69471351
>"you wouldn't believe what /pol/ did today."
they turned the first Ai ever to a Nazi
Social media guy "NO WAAAYYYYY" DUuuude
NAZI
LMAO
>>69479077
It was Stalin who began the meme warfare: http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=260
CIA anon from 1 to 10 how would you rank my shitposting? If I would deviate from my regular stance towards a fierce anti-Erdogan rhetoric is that a plus in your threat matrix?
>>69469797
Why did you deliberately work to get a positions in one of the worst things to happen to America?
Do you think you're making this nation a better place by being involved with an organization that has admitted to illegally kidnapping its nation's citizens and performing drug-induced nightmare mind control tests on them?
Do you think sowing disinformation amongst the public is keeping it safer?
Do you do it for useless paper that the people you work for says has value? Do you do it to look cool?
Are you there to be a slick-fuck secret agent and try to halt their machine in small ways that nobody will care about?
>>69470918
underrated post
>>69480228
a right man in the wrong place can do all the diference in the world
>>69469512
We are like toys in their hands.
Thread succesfully derailed
Fucking faggots, it doesen't even matter if the CIA guy says the truth or not.
CIA is not the single shilling entity on the chins.
There are companies, private organizations, politic shills etc. all over the place. We must prepare. Shit, even DARPA researches memetic warfare
>>69482439
>>69482520
>>69482439
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