Remember: youre degenerate and should remove yourself from the gene poll if
>youre a male that can't grow a full beard
>youre a male that doesn't own a dog
>youre a male that has ever felt guilt for being your ethnicity
>youre a male that doesn't believe in free market capitalism
>youre a male that can't tell the difference between single malt and blended whiskeys
>youre a male that drinks alcohol that isnt a shade of brown or yellow
>youre a male that uses violence or the threat of violence before rationality during conflict resolution
>youre a male that doesn't believe in free market capitalism
>youre a male with an effeminate voice or effeminate mannerisms
>youre a male that has put clothing on animals
>youre a male that has ever described yourself as a 'nice guy'
>youre a male that is unable to build a fire that can last until dawn
>youre a male that primarily uses fires to "roast marshmallows"
>youre a male who has ever made a decision based on emotion rather than logic
>youre a male that uses weight machines rather than free weights
>youre a male that hasn't learned a craft that existed before electricity
>youre a male that has allowed an acquainted female to be physically harmed
>youre a male that has ever intentionally worn clothing that matches a significant other or another male
>youre a male calls repairmen before first trying to DIY household problems
>youre a male that doesn't enjoy competition
>youre a male that is not graceful in defeat
>youre a male that has ever called an authority over a noise complaint before first confronting the loud individuals
>youre a male that has had a crush for 90 days without either acting on it or moving on
>youre a male that doesn't pay debts and lost bets
Make me faggot.
>>69437192
>waaaahhh waaaaaah men aren't exactly the way I want them to be in my gay idealized 4chan fantasies WAAAAAAAAHHHH
Kill yourself, faggot!!
>Remember: youre degenerate and should remove yourself from the gene poll if
How about if I can type "you're" correctly?
that's some arbitrary bullshit senpai
>>69437192
>Can't spell "You're"
Degenerate
Prove yourself the superior that meets all these requirements before you start talking shit.
"hurr durr Do as I say not as I do hurr"
while we're on a masculine identity thread here on our sudanese body building forum, can someone remind me what that book was that is supposedly the epitome of masculinity for cucks wishing to uncuck themselves?
>>69437425
Thats not enough of an infraction to threaten to genetic strength of our species. Everything else on the list does
>>69437550
this, ffs English is your first language OP
>>youre a male that uses violence or the threat of violence before rationality during conflict resolution
beta effeminate man detected. Fistfight is a natural form of conflict resolution among alpha males
>>69437585
It's not just the "you're," you also spelled "pool" incorrectly.
Partial illiteracy suggests miscegenation somewhere in your ancestry. Remove yourself from the gene pool post-haste.
>>69437192
Please just kill thyself.
>Projecting
>Projecting
>Projecting
>>69437192
OP, I hope you will find the perfect boyfriend you just described and thanks to SCOTUS ruling you can even marry him too!
>>69437192
>youre a male that has ever intentionally worn clothing that matches a significant other or another male
Also, what kind of bullshit is this? Are soldiers, policemen or firefighters degenerate?
>>69437192
>youre a male that drinks alcohol that isnt a shade of brown or yellow
Now you've gone too far. Vodka is the epitome of a white man's drink. If it's good enough for James Bond, it's good enough for any white man.
>>69437192
ya sound like a right faggot lad
also use apostrophes
>>69438950
Uniforms
>youre a male that has allowed an acquainted female to be physically harmed
[TIPS INTERNALLY]
>>69437192
Spoken like a true nu male.
>>69437192
>you're a male who makes lists on how to be a male
>>69439040
So? Uniforms are type of clothing that is intentionally worn to match clothing of another people.
>>69439014
In europe maybe. But in the US vodka is degenerate. We mostly have shelves upon shelves of flavored vodka thats about 30%abv. Its mostly drank by sloppy drunk 19 year old girls
>>69437192
If we actually killed off all the white males that fall under "degenerate", we would be ending the white race.
Ready for the real red pill?
THESE THREADS ARE RUN BY JEWS
>>69437192
>Double capitalism
>>69437192
what are you doing with your life son
>>69437192
Having and posting such a list of male qualities is very progressive (read: homosexual).
It means you're gay.
ALSO YOU POSTED CAPITALISM TWICE CORRECT YOUR .PASTA FILE FAGGOT
>>69439075
There's a difference between being a nu-male beta cuck that "protects" dumb sluts on the internet, and actually physically protecting a white woman about to be raped by a shitskin. The latter is actually how European men should behave instead of ignoring what's happening in their countries.
>>69439122
No not how to be a man. This is to know whether or not your genes are strong enough to justify contributing to the gene pool
have him show you his shrunken testicles and tell me thats not degenerate
>you're a male that doesn't own a dog
>not owning a fucking sick python
>not owning a bad ass parrot
>not owning a cute as fuck Guinea pig
>>69439204
>THESE THREADS ARE RUN BY JEWS
No shit Sherlock. Current year /pol/ is mainly shilly shills shilling shills with some regular shitposting and maybe even occasional productive discussion.
Hell, I bet most people here might even be getting paid for it.
>>69437192
>youre a male that primarily uses fires to "roast marshmallows"
>youre a male that hasn't learned a craft that existed before electricity
These are the only two I am guilty of. How else are you supposed to roast marshmallows without an open flame? The last time I ate a marshmallow, I was 12, by the way.
>>69437192
Insecure hyper masculinity. True alphas do as they please and use any trait/action to their benefit even if it's 'feminine'. I bet if someone handed you a pink gun in a life threatening situation you would hesitate for a split second
>>69437192
>Reminder: You're a degenerate if you don't fit int these arbitrary roles I made up and saved as copypasta.
ftfy
>>69437192
My alcohol is crystal clear and 120 proof. Fuck you wisky bogan irish candian shekel grabbing terrorist funding baby circumcising nigger sympathizing rapefugee welcoming cunt.
>>69437275
First post best post.
Tl;Dr OP is a bundle of sticks
>>69437192
What's wrong with weight machines? You start off with the weight that suits you and then later on you move on to bodyweight exercises etc.
I don't get it, what's the harm if both get you the same result?
>>69437192
>youre a male that has ever intentionally worn clothing that matches a significant other or another male
Like police officers, army men, sports men and practically every place requiring a sort of dress code?
Nice try, burger flipper!
>>69439648
Weight machines just work glamour muscles and neglect your core
>youre a male that uses violence or the threat of violence before rationality during conflict resolution
Feminist detected. Back to your cuck shed boy.
Only "guilty" of two offences on that list. The above one, which I don't agree with, because it's dickless and weak, and this one;
>youre a male that is not graceful in defeat
I'm Australian. It's in my culture to be both a sore loser AND a sore winner.
And you're American and you should have higher standards for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv9XNFpRdhg
Oh, and I guess the Whiskey one. Only homosexuals, Aboriginals and old people drink spirits here.
Actually, there's another;
>youre a male that drinks alcohol that isnt a shade of brown or yellow
It's like you've never been a 13 year old with a goon bag. Absolutely Disgusting.
>>69439432
Fire for heat, mesmerising thoughts & marshmallow s third you faggot.
>not being able to paint, do carpentry, lay brick...in current year
>>69437192
>owning a dog
Just stopped right there.
I'm not a nigger.
>>69439648
Weight machines are next to useless except for sport specific or isolation stuff.
They're for women.
You should be using barbells.
You're a Turk, you should know better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw
>>69439773
And that's fine if you are just going for aesthetics.
I started off with machines to look good and once the gym bug bit me I went so far as to take martial arts classes.
Machines are fine
>>69437192
>implying ghost is degenerate
>>69439798
>not being able to paint, do carpentry, lay brick...in current year
That's what Mexicans are for.
>>69437192
Oh, I got a picture for this
>>69439879
>Neo right
>Not degenerate
>>69439778
Men that fight constantly weaken their chance of passing on their genes. An alpha male picks the correct fights
Also aussies only drink goon bags because your shitty island is expensive as fuck and no one can afford anything else
>>69439849
Well I started if off with a schedule that was a mix of machines and free weights. Later one had less of those and more body weight moves and core oriented stuff
>>69437192
>le free market
i beleive in fair market capitalism rothjewstein shekelberg
>>69439778
Lol only faggots use threats. It means your muscles are stronger than your mind. Why would an alpha engage I unnecessary violence? Want to get hurt and let your family down?
Besides having a cat and not a dog, none apply to me.
>>69439930
Fucking fruitloop.
>>69437192
You missed out "you're a male who writes buzzfeed tier lists on an imageboard to make yourself feel better about your miserable life".
>>69437192
Welp, looks like I pass.
>>69439814
Owning a dog that isnt a pitbull and isnt a useless breed is white as fuck. The American nuclear family is pretty much a husband, a wife, two well adjusted kids, and a dog running around a yard surrounded by a white picket fence
I'd actually argue that if you haven't felt white guilt at least once in your life you're not truly white. White guilt isn't necessarily bad. Because it doesn't necessarily have to be related to colonialism. Liberals just force that narrative. White guilt is just compassion and empathy. Something the lower races always seem to lack. It's what makes us the guardians of the earth and the parents to the lower races. The only problem is when unchecked, this white guilt can get out of control and you get people like AIDS skrillex
>>69437192
>>69437192
>can't grow a full beard
My not quite full beard is just part of my identity
>doesn't own a dog
Watching things die is depressing
>doesn't believe in free market capitalism
I believe in it on paper, I just dont believe this is it.
>can't tell the difference between single malt and blended whiskeys
Vaguely... I avoid drinking too much, it's hip hop of drugs, popular, socially acceptable but it takes just a pinch of non conformity to tell it's shit.
>before rationality during conflict resolution
Equating verbal abuse as a form of light violence, that's literally everyone that has never needed to back their opinions up. That's conformists, that's spoiled children, that's professional victims and their apologists who cheapen true victim hood.
>effeminate voice or effeminate mannerisms
basically, shit you have no control over, kill yourself bro.
>clothing on animal
Disgusting.
>ever described yourself as a 'nice guy'
There's this SJW chick I once knew who called me that. I abandoned all hopes of a platonic relationship after that.
>build a fire that can last until dawn
As someone who actually can, its not easy.
>ever made a decision based on emotion rather than logic
Most people can't tell the difference, they'll reverse justify if it was based on emotion.
>uses weight machines rather than free weights
Ectomorphs get too much shit from ex-fat cunts at the gym, I prefer to work out at home. The whole getting bumped or people snatching weights from you? Yeah, I don't know what's going through their mind besides "that guy is so skinny and I'm going to act like a teenage girl about it", but its offputting enough that I hate gym goers. Pretentious, elitist show offs all of you with latent homosexual fantasies about getting "admired" by other pretentious, elitist faggots.
I've read enough, you're a faggot.
You have one of the most twisted views on masculinity ever. Honestly spend a session fapping to hard gay porn, you'll probably enjoy it.
>>69439942
>An alpha male picks the correct fights
My uncle explained one important thing about being a man and doing time to me; You don't get to pick who you have to fight. If you did, you wouldn't ever have to fight.
>>69439963
>Lol only faggots use threats. It means your muscles are stronger than your mind. Why would an alpha engage I unnecessary violence? Want to get hurt and let your family down?
You literally just answered your own question;
>only faggots use threats.
If a head needs punching, you punch it. It wouldn't have needed punching otherwise. If it needed punching, it wasn't a head worth reasoning with.
What is it with Americans and Europeans when it comes to violence? You're meant to ENJOY the biff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsd0hbSIZkM
>>69437192
Jewish divide and conquer. saged
>>69440153
>>69437192
So when are you killing yourself?
>>69440229
>>>69439942
>>An alpha male picks the correct fights
>My uncle explained one important thing about being a man and doing time to me; You don't get to pick who you have to fight. If you did, you wouldn't ever have to fight
Wise man that uncle of yours.
Even if you only faught fights picked for you, you'll notice they're always just out of your league, either taller or bulkier (especially if you're tall and thin), because the kind of faggot that does pick fights never picks them fair. People who only pick fair fights aren't the type to want to fight in the first place.
t. That tall skinny guy you picked on because you were insecure about being a fat, probably balding now, manlet.
>>69440469
Dawwwwwww.
Maybe if you threw a few punches when you got shit tested you wouldn't have got picked on so much?
>>69440229
Why would you risk getting hurt, disabled, disfigured or dying just to protect your shitty violent australian code of honor against another drunk australian. Makes sense that you guys are descendants of prisoners
Can you really move on though?
There's still some girls I think about from time to time without them being in my life and me having multiple other relationships in between
>>69439889
And thats why we fuck your wives
>>69437192
>>youre a male that is not graceful in defeat
A TRUE MALE NEVER LOSES
FAGGOT
>>69440544
Whatever, it's only ever fat, short and now balding men who try to start me. You think it's it obvious what you're lacking when you do the short angry guy routine? You're balding most of the time too.
And the gym? Filled with guys you can point at and safely assume what they're overcompensating for. At least I'm obvious, I know I'm a lanky, skinny guy.
I should lurk /fit/ and find that comic which proved to me the skinny guy hate is everywhere. You just can't handle someone who doesn't need to stop eating the shit food you're addicted to.
>>69437192
>DEFINING ONE'S MASCULINITY BASED ON OTHER'S CRITERIA
>MASCULINE
KEK
Just stop kid. Youre embarrassing.
>>69437192
I don't drink so I don't know what drink taste like what
Everything else is true
>>69437192
remember: You are a degenerate and should kill yourself if you are not exactly like the man in OP's ideal gay sex fantasy list.
>>69440873
assuming stuff about people doesn't make you a man, that's what women do
>>69437192
This list is kinda gay.
I'm conventionally manly as hell. 6'7". Beard. Buff. Deep voice.
But some of these items...
>doesn't own a dog
I live in NYC in a small apartment
>alcohol brown or yellow
Vodka is manly.
>weight machines
Superior for some isolation lifts. E.g. chest flys. Also most leg exercises.
>matching clothing
Who cares?
>calling repairmen
I get paid around $50-60/hour. Sometimes it's much more efficient to pay a repairman and go to work instead of dicking around myself.
>>69441043
>>matching clothing
>Who cares?
SERIOUSLY
TAKE UR BALLS OUT OF HER PURSE M8
>>69437550
>>69437192
>>youre a male that doesn't own a dog
Having a creature that uses his toungue as toilet paper in the house is digusting and degenerate. It only makes sense if you use it as a guard dog.
>youre a male that can't tell the difference between single malt and blended whiskeys
>youre a male that drinks alcohol that isnt a shade of brown or yellow
Drinking alcohol is degenerate.
>youre a male calls repairmen before first trying to DIY household problems
My time is worth several hundred $ per hour. So NOT calling repairmen breaks your "ever made a decision based on emotion rather than logic" rule. My time is more valuable than to be spending fixing shit that I can pay someone to do.
>>69441042
I ain't assuming shit, I just hate macho men and any cunt that tries to define what "hard" or "doing it hard" means. I hate hip hop listeners, I hate the gym junkies, I hate the closet fags like OP who would even be capable of creating such a list. I'm sick of cunts that think down beat/anger managing is somehow a hint to give this guy shit, it's almost satanic how those who just want to be left alone in peace are the first to be targeted. Why go after pacifists unless you were influenced by satanic forces? Or maybe you're just a weak cunt looking for an easy fight?
>>69441277
This triggers the ausfag
>>69440229
>You don't get to pick who you have to fight. If you did, you wouldn't ever have to fight.
How is that different from what the OP said?
>>69437192
This is a perfect description of me. You're alright OP.
>>69437838
Wrong, only niggers act in such a manner.
>>69441160
I've actually only matched clothing with a male friend because we each happened to own the same exact shirt. So we wore them one day.
It was mildly amusing.
>>69439188
>30%
>flavoured
That's not Vodka you stupid cunt.
>>69441043
>lives in NYC
>uses weight machines
That's the definition of nu-male.
>>69437192
Beards are degenerate and savage, you should be clean shaven with a nice jaw.
>youre a male that can't grow a full beard
>youre a male that doesn't own a dog
>youre a male with an effeminate voice or effeminate mannerisms
>youre a male that is unable to build a fire that can last until dawn
>youre a male that uses weight machines rather than free weights
>youre a male that hasn't learned a craft that existed before electricity
>youre a male that has had a crush for 90 days without either acting on it or moving on
Guilt of these.
>>69437898
dat pic. top fucking kek.
>>69437898
Fucking lol
