Wow, how Christian of you, Ted!
https://twitter.com/brianmrosenthal/status/715393132154589184
>>69436342
Implying a God emporer can be killed by a mere mortal
>>69436342
>Princeton
>Harvard
>Bush acolyte
>Christian
Lol @ people who believe this
>driving automatic
>>69436552
shut up faggot cruz is one of us. have some national pride you FAGGOT
>>69436342
Just like Cruz to not be able to make a decision.
>>69436342
I hate him more than Clinton now.
fuckin synth
Report to FBI for death threats.
>>69436342
Haha, Cruz is a fucking sociopath. Even Hillary isn't this insane.
That does it. Trump should just go full Jackson on his ass and demand a duel.
>>69436671
top level banter.
>>69436342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1DULEjJo7c
Bill Still BTFO of Ted sCruz.
>>69436342
>which pedal
explain, americans?
>>69436342
i am like so totally triggered right now!
>>69436342
Fuck ted cruz I was for him for a year and a fan of mark levin and rightscoop and they all turned out to be fucking frauds fucking assholes hypocritical anti west greedy cunts and should be declared enemy of the state.
I am so fucking mad, I am mad as hell and now mark levin is defending fucking glenn beck a fucking psychopath that has been nuts since he had his show in fox news.
They do act the exact same fucking way as SJW's now that they claimed they opposed. Saying trump is bad because their feelings. And rightscoop attacking trump for being anti abortion when they use to attack him for being pro.
Fuck kikes niggers and all fake asses and cruz is the biggest liar of them all and guess what cruz now when we are being honest let us be honest and admit YOU ARE NOT FUCKING ELIGBLE TO BECOME PRESIDENT CANUCK
>>69436772
Brake or accelerate.
the real kek is when cruz blames trump for his comment, inciting hate and all that horse shit.
>>69436671
kek
>>69436342
>Back-up camera
Did this fucker buy his license? With kind of emasculated cuck titanic shitlord needs a back-up camera?
>>69436342
Cruz is a piece of shit
>>69436342
First Beck with the stabbing and now Cruz with the vehicular manslaughter
these guys are fucking cultists
#Cruzin4Bruzin
>>69436671
>>69436772
Sigh. Automatic transmissions...
>>69436552
Princeton and Harvard on affirmative action, sure.
>a spic who can read?
>we must help him!
>>69436342
I'm sure he'd say the same thing about his wife.
>>69436342
This sounds a lot worse out of context. I watched Kimmel and he was just joking but haha maybe not. It didn't come off that evil in the clip though and I mean keep it real, Cruz should probably greatly dislike Trump by now so he can make a joke like this.
I liked this humorous side of him, his Pink Floyd story was cute, good to hear he loves Star Wars.
Whenever Cruz rips off Trump policy he sounds like a total asshole but one without any presence. If Kimmel were to disagree with Trump he'd get persuaded to agree with Trump and that is all the difference.
>>69436490
The skaven doesn't stand a chance.
>>69437020
>Beck
THIS IS THE PRIESTHOOD RISING!
Not insane at all.
>>69436342
Cruz's car wouldn't survive the impact.
>>69436342
You don't have to push the brake in order to remain stationary.
>>69437118
>then you remember...
>>69437150
Not against Trump's thick skull.
>>69437118
>good to hear he loves Star Wars
What a relief!
Jimmy Kimmel:
>what's your favorite cereal?
Ted Cruz:
>serial killer or cereal? haha
>>69437118
if trump made the same statement the media would blow up about how he wants cruz dead. cruz is a bitch. the star wars pandering is typical of someone like him
>oh everyone loves starwars
>better tell everyone i love it to so people think im like them
he shills like a democrat
>>69437118
Star wars is overrated, childish trash
SW is great
ESB is okay
RotJ is trash
Rest is utter shit
>Back up cameras
Disgusting.
/o/ here. Friendly reminder to buy all those 90's shitboxes while you can, modern cars suck.
>>69437593
PLAYER OF IPHONE GAMES
Was this during Kimmels show or what?
>>69436342
It's just a joke. Not being able to take a joke is one of the main reasons SJWs are so terrible. Don't be like them.
>I could kill someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and my polls would go up
>>69436671
Kek levels reaching critical mass
>>69436671
>>69436342
Confirmed for indecisive, just like with waterboarding, dont be a pussy ted.
>>69436342
>OMG TED SAID A POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE EVERYONE BARRAGE HIM WITH SHITPOSTS
You're as bad as the liberals
>>69436671
Really hope Trump says this.
>>69437834
>>69438035
It is a joke.
The thing Beck said was also a joke.
If Don says it, it's not a joke.
>>69437001
Whoever started this meme is a retard, completely different.
>>69437834
The problem is Ted has no charisma, when he says this you can't actually tell if he's joking or not because he's a creepy weirdo
It works for Donald, not Cruz though
>>69436342
I was going to vote Trump until I realized what an absolute hoot Cruz is! Hilarious and natural guy. The genuine article! Work shirts and jeans baby! #NeverTrump #AlwaysCruz #tcot
>>69437834
Imagine if this was about Obama
>>69436930
Backup cameras are great if you're driving a boat.
>>69438065
And the thread was made to get people to attack Ted like it was a joke. Otherwise, it's kind of pointless.
>>69438065
Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990
>>69436671
Critical damage!
>>69436673
I hate them equally, and have for quite some time.
The dude is a fucking snake.
It's just a fucking joke. I don't even like Cruz
>>69436342
Is this like the first time he was bullied or something?
Does he not know how to take it and react?
>>69436772
Clutch or brake. Basically he's saying he wouldn't know if he wanted to stop quickly or stop the way they teach you in driving school.
>>69436342
Ted Cruz is only Christian because he's retarded.
why is this news or relevant?
so a candidate said something mean, grow up faggots
>>69438739
The point is to hold everyone up to the same standards, anon. If Trump said something like that, he would be crucified.
>>69437118
>I liked this humorous side of him, his Pink Floyd story was cute
that was kasich. Ted Cruz was unable to think of music that he liked so he robot laughed into the camera
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/02/ted-cruz-unable-to-answer-question-about-his-favorite-band-because-hes-a-human-robot/
>>69437658
SW?
>>69438215
Ted is a waste.
>>69439665
he must have tremendous cock game though those mistresses weren't bad looking and he is a hideous first term senator that looks like a wet sewer rat.
>>69439155
He's been playing the moral high ground person since the start of his campaign, saying that he would think of killing Trump is pretty disturbing coming for a guy who says he's a God fearing Christian
>>69437001
>>69438083
>>69436342
>dude I would murder my political opponents lmao
Is Cruz autistic?
>>69439755
>for a guy who says he's a God fearing Christian
Apparently he wants to put the fear of god into others with his car
>>69439742
If by cock game you mean money, then you're right. He has no charisma and is ugly. There's nothing else that would reel in women so they could check out his cock.
>>69436673
and youre gonna hate clinton much more when the real campaign begins
>>69436637
>dat flag
Nice one.
>>69436342
If something happens to Trump I can assure you this country will burn and there will be blood.
>>69436342
Look at this fancy faggot, with webcams installed on cars and all that.
>>69436671
woah!
>>69439801
u before the K clearly shopped
>>69437295
Guys, can a nigga get a (you) on that?
>>69439804
Everybody's autistic/a robot in this race, they all struggle to even prove they're actual human beings. Except Trump that is.
Jeb was full on autistic.
Rubio was a robot.
Ted Cruz also has a hard time proving he's human.
Romney was the prototype robot.
Hillary has abandoned her humanity decades ago to only become a simulacrum of a woman.
>>69441015
No I don't get it
