>texas politician
Meet the newly elected chairman of the Republican Party in Travis County, Texas.
https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/
Follow him /pol/! He's following back.
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>>69433648
Oh my god. She is stunning.
>>69433618
hi moon-man
i'm sorry
i made the original post
I still like you though.
His recent dickpic
The sexy chicas can stay, but the wall WILL be built.
>>69433648
What's the maximum contribution I can legally make to his campaign fund?
>>69433648
SKEET SKEET SKEET
BIG
TITTIES
First for a professional shitposter getting elected into public office
SEND HIM ANIME TIDDIES
6th for the moon
Skeet skeet skeet
This guy is a legend
we should create a mural/colab for him
Murrow for US Senate 2018. Meme it happen.
He is pol personified
see >>69433821
BEEP BEEEEP!!
Make way! We are rushing through traffic in our capitalism-killing machine!
>>69433838
Lord Kek's will be done.
>>69433785
His twitter is filled with good taste.
This guy is FUCKIN GOLD.
>>69433648
Based as fuck
>I ACCEPT PHONE CALLS
I ACCEPT PHONE CALLS
>I ACCEPT PHONE CALLS
I ACCEPT PHONE CALLS
>I ACCEPT PHONE CALLS
I ACCEPT PHONE CALLS
>I ACCEPT PHONE CALLS
>>69433775
MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE
>>69433733
This is a masonic joke
holy shit texas is fucked
>>69433911
Imagine it, this will be politics in 20 years. This is just a prelude.
>>69433648
Ghost/Morrow ticket when?
>>69433648
there is no way this guy isn't a /pol/itician
Holy shit he has his house landline # on his alt acc twitter bio
So do you guys think he's legit insane, or the greatest troll in human history?
>>69433996
FUCKING ESTONIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69434053
Just a red blooded American.
>>69433996
Based
>>69433911
Holy shit
And
>911
>>69433648
Wow, the republican party really is a joke nowadays ain't it?
>>69434053
He just doesn't give a fuck
>>69433963
>nailin' palin actress
How long is this guy going to be irl shitposting the party for, because however long it is isn't enough.
>>69434053
thats just a person who isnt ashamed of watching and enjoying anime...
>>69434111
>no fun allowed
>Many of Morrow’s accusations, especially on social media, are laced with depraved vulgarities, a peculiar method for someone who sells ideas that need all the credibility they can get. The crudeness, he says, is just a way to attract people’s attention to his message. But how does he defend himself against claims of misogyny after routinely posting photos of nearly naked women with captions like “I am feeling boobylicious tonight!” Morrow surely isn’t easing any of the concerns, saying, “Posting a photo of a bikini or lingerie model is not sexist, hello! Liking women with big titties is a natural, biological need and urge.”
http://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2016-03-08/getting-to-know-robert-morrow/
https://www.texastribune.org/2016/03/02/newly-elected-gop-chair-texas-capitol/
http://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2016-03-03/robert-morrow-the-ads/
Essential reading to appreciate this great man.
>>69434001
explain?
>>69433996
I JUST LOVE YOUR RACIST WAYS ESTONIA
>>69434111
Uhh.. Have you taken a look at the democratic party and their followers as of late bud?
>>69434053
He's a bit obsessive about some things, but generally a cool guy who just doesn't give a shit about pc and politeness. I honestly think he's completely fine.
Can a burger explain to me what his position is exactly? What does he do and how long is he staying in office?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69433990
>@aol.com
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
I'll bet a cool $1,000 right now that this guy lives with his parents.
>>69433996
>>69434216
you guys should fuck
>>69433785
>>69433838
>>69433825
what the hell, guys
>>69433785
Pretty sure /pol/ got him into anime girls
So is he like /pol/'s version of Chris-chan?
>>69434194
>“I am feeling boobylicious tonight!”
Travis county is getting trolled
>>69433648
top tier politician
Anyone got that WebM of the guy in Japan seeing hentai broadcasted on the bigscreen, commenting this ain't texas?
We need a Robert Morrow edit of it
>>69434111
go crush a hockey puck with a hydraulic press you perkele
HAS HE CHOSEN ASUKA YET?
>>69434221
http://classroom.synonym.com/duties-county-political-chairman-7821.html
>>69434221
>Can a burger explain to me what his position is exactly?
He's the party chairman for his county. He's in charge of organizing their activities there and coming up with their rules for things like allocating delegates in local elections. The catch is that his county has over 1 million people in it.
>What does he do and how long is he staying in office?
Dunno how long his term will be, the rest of the party is working tirelessly to get him thrown out.
>>69434429
Kek
>>69434429
Can this guy force big titties on the agenda?
>>69434320
I know quite a few people who occasionally tweet anime tits at him, it's definitely us
>>69434369
He stopped tweeting, looks like we'll find out tommorow
>>69434463
They're already on there, friend :)!
How is it that I barely found out about this madman?
What a legend!
THE MEMES ARE REAL! NEVER DOUBT THE POWER OF MEME MAGIC. PRAISE KEK!
>>69434510
This is amazing.
>>69434510
Nice
>>69434194
>“Posting a photo of a bikini or lingerie model is not sexist, hello! Liking women with big titties is a natural, biological need and urge.”
HOLY SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUtMMi5NXqw
>>69434517
You must have missed the thread I made about him a month ago :^)
He was just calling people faggots and cucks back then, now he's moved onto anime posting
Guys, seeing as how I'm not affiliated with nor have ever had contact with him, I would be in the clear to set up a Super PAC for him. Could I do it via Kickstarter or do I need an actual bank account? I'm very serious, I could have this shit up and running once I get off work this afternoon.
>>69434510
What a boss
>>69434194
Tribune one confirmed gold. holy shit
>>69434378
>>69434387
Thanks guys. I really hope he does a decent job and gets elected into public office at some point.
Just how hard are they trying to remove him? We won't let it happen, right?
>>69434569
He's got a nice house
This guys awesome, nice house and he gets to shitpost on twitter all day
>tfw will never be Rob Morrow
>>69434639
>In response to Mackowiak's efforts to remove him, Morrow called his vice-chair "a douchebag" and told the Tribune to "Tell them they can go fuck themselves."
>>69433785
>>69434569
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69433648
Holy fuck. I wonder what her asshole tastes/smells like. I need a qt Latina to come over ASAP to let me bury my face in her ass.
>>69434700
>tfw will never be Rob Morrow
why even live?
>>69434580
"How do I start a Super PAC or Hybrid PAC?
A Super PAC (Independent Expenditure-Only Political Committee) or Hybrid PAC (committee that maintains a non-contribution account) must register by filing FEC Form 1 [PDF] (Instructions [PDF]), Statement of Organization within 10 days after raising or spending in excess of $1,000 in connection with federal elections. Under "Type of Committee," the PAC would check box 5(f). Additionally, the committee must submit a letter to identify itself as a Super PAC or Hybrid PAC. The Commission has approved a template for Super PACs to use, and has provided specific instructions for Hybrid PACs. For additional information, consult the Super PAC and Hybrid PAC sections of our Recent Developments in the Law page, as well as our Coordinated Communications and Independent Expenditures brochure." - some federal govt website
>>69433775
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONMAN
COME TOGETHER WITH YOUR PLAN
SAAAVE MEEEEEE
he followed moon man
>>69434569
>>69434569
Needs one where he shows his anime collection
You just KNOW this nigger has one
>>69434569
Hahahahhahahahah fucking madman
he was on cuck olivers show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgKrzY1wbw
>>69434569
>Empty shelves next to the Clinton LIEbrary
>Poster of am attractive woman next to another book shelf
This guy is a weirdo, but I love him
>>69434797
I love this guy
>>69434639
contribute to the Super PAC >>69434580 We'll make this nigga Governor of Texas next cycle.
>>69434639
He is exposing way too much, it's only a matter of time until he has an "unfortunate accident".
>>69434797
wew
>>69434763
Are we sure he even watches anime? Just seems to like their big tiddies.
>>69434194
ONE OF US
>>69434797
Holy fuck.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69434797
Truest of true conservative.
>>69434569
I actually remembered this .webm when I watched this
>>69434876
>Are we sure he even watches anime? Just seems to like their big tiddies.
bro... nobody actually watches anime
>>69434797
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAH
>>69434901
Also for >>69434895
>he called shillary an angry bull dyke
FUCKING MADMAN
HOW IS THIS MAN REAL?!?!
>>69433648
I haven't been on /pol/ in a while. Is this account confirmed America?
He didn't campaign or tell anyone to vote for him, so how did he win?
>>69435031
It doesn't have enough followers to be verified, but it's real.
>>69434999
Because AMERICA is the FREEST of COUNTRIES
this guy managed to get himself elected on nothing but dank memes, cheeky banter and anime shitposting
No other country could claim to be as free as america
>>69435031
Confirmed by CURRENT YEAR man, who used his tweets:
>>69434802
>>69435031
Yes, that's him. People asked about his tweets in interviews, he's real.
>>69433648
i follow this guy. what a hoot
Austin,TX's phrase is "keep austin weird" or whatever so I assume this always happens over there
>>69435084
I think that they hated the other guy.
>>69434999
Triple numbers confirm. He's real.
>>69434797
wew lad
Austin needs this man.
>>69434797
fake af desu senpai
>>69435084
>>69435129
No he stated he won because he got lucky and was first on the ballot list... Apparently people over there vote whoever is first, he didn't even campaign, just got lucky his name was up there.
Morrow says he decided to run for Travis County Republican Chair for two major reasons – disdain for the GOP establishment and a desire for vengeance. “I was just so disgusted with the Bush family – including Jeb and George P. – still being involved with Republican national politics after all their crimes. George W. is a good candidate for a war crime tribunal. And the son of these criminals and murderers is the Texas Land Commissioner now. They are corrupted vermin still getting honor and respect,” says Morrow. “Most political hacks will bow down to the Bushes, but I will do everything I can to undermine them, call them out for the thugs they are, and throw them down the political staircase headfirst – that’s how I roll.”
The second and more personal reason stems from a thwarted attempt to run for precinct chair two years ago. Morrow says incumbent James Dickey called up his friends and tried to convince them to persuade Morrow not to run. “So I said, fuck it, I’ll just run for county chair this time – and I beat him.”
>“So I said, fuck it, I’ll just run for county chair this time – and I beat him.”
HOW IS HE FUCKING REAL
>>69435096
>>69435129
the real question is if we can meme this hentai loving literal meme candidate into office after trumps done
Somebody tweet him young hildog
>>69435096
You're absolutely alright, Mexico.
>>69434569
This dude is gonna get snuffed. Too openly red pilled.
>>69435178
It's legit, people asked him why he used the n word.
>>69433883
The eyes....
>tfw my country will never this free
NOWAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH
what was his job beforehand? He's got the anti-clinton book but I dont think that'd pay the bills. So he decided to put his name on the ballot and people voted for him because 'at least he wasnt the other guy'?
>>69435211
He doesn't afraid of anything, just like Trump.
>>69435333
>Raised in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, Morrow says he had a peaceful childhood. His middle-class family ascended to the upper class as his father, a real estate developer, gained success. A high school basketball star, he declined athletic scholarships at various colleges for a chance to attend Princeton University, where he majored in history in 1987. At the time he considered himself a liberal and caught the political bug when he helped his mother win a seat on the Alabama State Democratic Executive Committee (a post his grandfather had previously held). Morrow received an M.B.A. from the University of Texas at Austin in 1990, taking time off to campaign for presidential Democratic nominee Michael Dukakis in 1988. After a four-year stint working back home at the family business, Morrow returned to Austin, dabbling in day trading and real estate before settling on being a self-employed investor. Declining to expound on what that job entails, Morrow leaves it at having “assets and income.” (“I’m not coy, I’m just not commenting on personal finances. People have their reasons,” he says guardedly.)
>that ending
What the fuck was this man doing?
Robert Morrow's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlBIjSFbHEM
>>69434001
Explain!
>>69435178
>>69434797
legend
meme him into president
>>69435178
Found the retard.
>>69434802
Holy shit this man has no shame and its hilarious
>>69435391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=610vDBi3LgA
>>69435386
meming his way into office
HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET?
>>69433648
Send him this please
>>69434569
Robert Morrow for VP
>>69435651
Trump for VP
Morrow for POTUS
>>69434569
The newly elected chair of the Republican Party in the county that includes the Texas Capitol spent most of election night tweeting about former Gov. Rick Perry’s sexual orientation and former President Bill Clinton’s penis, and insisting that members of the Bush family should be in jail.
He also found time to call Hillary Clinton an “angry bull dyke” and accuse his county vice chair of betraying the values of the Republican Party.
>>69435704
Nah mate, Trump will always be #1
But this guy working with Trump would ensure 4chan becomes the shadowy jew behind world politics forever
>>69433648
I found his KEY 100% win strategy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNf6q-THvTE&t=2m55s
>>69435818
His hair is autistic as fuck
>>69435893
>Barbara Bush
>Drunken cuckold
HOLY SHIT
JEB ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>69435088
A FUCKING wait where'd it go?
>>69435628
No. Stay clear of the "petite" characters. He is a man of culture and appreciates healthy proportions on his females.
>>69436096
Jeez, dude has been on suicide watch for months, you think he's ok?
>>69436122
he rolled it up and smoked it
>HIS GF
10/10
This shit is hilarious
>>69436250
>Ping Ping
Needed some music for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSJyI8SKJnE
>>69436250
>ping ping
My sides were cremated when I saw that.
This man knows a central Texan politician that went to a hotel with 18 year old hookers. Could he be talking about Ted Cruz and lollipop
>>69436096
>>69435818
Wide hips, man tits: likely has hormone issues.
Tall skull: probably pretty smart despite his idiosyncrasys.
>>69436388
That's fucking terrifying.
Mr. Morrow should run for governor.
>>69435818
>LBJ let the killing of JFK happen
>conspiracy
Gotta love the liberal jew media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOlhy6Euy0I
>tfw entering parody-reality
Shit man, if this guy does a decent job, he could go places.
>>69436409
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH IT?
>>69433648
oh shit....
>>69435386
Buying and selling rare pepe's
>>69436813
>yfw he has a Rare Pepe/Bitcoin account in the Solomon Islands worth $7 billion
>>69434704
fucking kek
>>69434569
This guy is /pol/
if there's a contested convention or whatever could we get this guy elected potentially?
>>69437232
Maybe make him VP or press secretary
real real question is if we can get this guy to be trumps VP
He's rolling like its the end times, what a man. I am so jelly of his guts.
On the other news:
BRRRRTTT BRRRRTTT!
Don't mind me and my commiemobile! We are rushing to Make America Equal Again by taxing the rich!
>>69437317
He even bought bill clinton's own book, so you know he wasn't bias.
>>69437368
yeah bill and hillary are pretty open about their degeneracy they'd sleep with just about anything.
>including the dead
>>69437317
>Bernstein
>Berenstein
We've officially crossed over to the e universe.
>>69437368
Do you think people are even that attentive? His detractors will just call him a paranoid sex maniac, like they do now. It looks like he takes all sides and compiles it into whatever makes sense. Which has of course fucked with his head.
>>69435096
His winning strategy, he said, was having his name first on the ballot.
[spoiler]It was random[/spoiler]
>>69437232
>>69437259
>>69437284
Real question is if we can convince him to accept Trump as his VP.
>>69435195
Also Roger Stone had 20,000 robo calls go out, they wrote a book together.
I believe they mentioned Trump in the calls even though he has no affiliation
>why didnt he attend the meeting
>"I needed to mow my grass yesterday"
>the rubik's cube
http://www.twcnews.com/tx/austin/politics/2016/03/10/rob-morrow-reacts-after-travis-county-gop-disavows-chairman-elect.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=835&v=LNqPuqEU8TU
This guy puts Alex Jones to shame
>He also says it's a job essentially anyone can do.
>"You can have a corpse running the Travis County Republican Party," said Morrow.
>And says he doesn't expect to devote many hours to the job.
>"As few as possible. I'll do the bare minimum to keep the party running," he said.
>>69434797
he is not wrong
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
THIS GUY IS SO GOOD AT SHITPOSTING I CANT FIGURE OUT IF HE IS SERIOUS OR NOT
HE COULD BE DOING BOTH AT THE SAME TIME BUT IT WONT MATTER BECAUSE
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>>69438299
He's right. The rest of the hours is bullshit
Fuck Trump. I want this guy for president.
>>69438856
And when Australians can't decode his shitposting, y'all KNOW he's good at it!
>>69438856
>outshitposting new zealanders
he must be the chosen one
>>69438856
>tfw straya can learn shitposting from a USA government official
His facebook is just as good
>>69437870
no way this is legit, how can he be real? holy shit i am starting to like him even more
>>69438856
not even aussies can be on his level, this is fascinating
>>69438856
Not even the Aussies can handle this level of shitposting
>>69437870
This fucking guy is amazing
>>69435333
SAUCE
>>69434929
OMFG I was in Poland in 2004 and my host took me to his Granpa and basically his Granpa was collecting Nazi paraphrenalia and militaria.
WTF conversation was the fucking same. I'm not kidding you. I did really see myself in that webm!
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
>>69434510
WHO IS THIS FLUID DRUID
>>69434011
Truly the greatest time to be alive
>>69439809
Yeah no shit sheepfucker
Why dont you try searching it
Fucking sheepfucker
>>69439917
http://iqdb.org/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fpol%2F1459407525711.png
THIS IS AMAZING
I CAN'T STOP CRYING
>>69439988
Hey thanks sheepfucker
>>69440116
Rude, btw to you and anyone lurking, If you're using an IMAGEboard in the current year and don't know how to source your images you should contain yourself on another website such as reddit.
>>69440282
Oh shut up and go back to /a/
>>69434510
He really shouldn't leave his phone out for his son to get ahold of.
>>69436388
I was eating soup and this image and the text made me jump, fuck you.
>>69440513
No no, he's right. You are a complete retard who should return to reddit.
>>69439917
>>69440116
>>69440282
>>69440513
>>69433785
Holy shit I didn't believe this was real
Goodnight, based Rob
>>69433648
is he from /pol/
>>69433733
>from Texas
>used the Washington monument, not the Texas monument
What a fucking traitor
We ought, no, NEED to support this man, this Hero from today onwards
Seems like kikes and their herd have been trying to take him out since day 1
SKEET SKEET SKEET
>tfw you're texan
>>69433748
>>69445363
He is /pol/
>>69433648
phone nr pls
>>69433648
This guy is a fucking MAD MAN. How did he get elected?
>>69434569
The autism is real
>>69433648
What is going on?
>>69434802
>The shock from the crowd
>>69451138
It's not him you dumb fuck
>>69452082
I think it is.
>>69452260
Fucking lol if that's actually him then.
>>69434510
Please, who is this girl?
I know I've seen her before, I just can't remember her name
>>69452396
>>69452082
jesus christ, do you even read the threads you post in?
It's real you fucking mog
>>69433648
Do these people understand what illegal and legal mean? This one might be a dumb joke, but there are tons of posts like that.
>>69435386
>His middle-class family ascended to the upper class as his father, a real estate developer, gained success.
>Real Estate Developer
>Real Estate
Hey look! Another Trump!
>>69451138
People liked his name more
>>69434011
BEN YES!!
Again, Montana is based! Levelheaded free farmers as our selves
>>69434011
Bondevett... How can I translate, ordinary bondevett... this means like vitts of reality SJW shit and political crap peals off like rain on a raincoat.
If I would move, and granted land, this would be my place I think. I'm staying for the coming shitskin wars though, please happen this year. stacking roids as we speak. I do not say anything of weapons here after numerous raids and div hideouts. Norway approves Ben
>>69452658
Christina model
>>69452658
Christina Ricci
A kinda sad story and no, there's no porn of her earlier years. Only photoshoots
>>69436343
OMG WANT WANT WANT, HOW DO I FIND ONE OF THESE AND HOW DO I FILL IT
>>69453560
Is this the guy that got elected because his name was identifiable white?
He's based and everything, but I wish he would stop verbally comparing himself to Trump.
>>69433648
This guys is a left wing plant
>>69455232
Making it easier for the left to call names has never hurt Trump.
I can't stop laughing
I think he got into this anime meme after he heard it was linked to Trump's popularity and is now using it
>>69434802
God I wish he was a senator
>>69455525
No. I think he really just likes big boobs
>>69435297
is it true loli is banned in your country?
How do you run for a similar position in other counties? My county has like 200 registered republican voters and I'm friends with 15~ of them.
>>69433648
>your best reasoning is "muh dick"
>expecting me to take your opinion seriously
anyone suspicious that this guy became big just a week after the government says they're going to start using memes?
>>69435535
He gracefully dove talons first in to all the allegations people have made toward sexual orientations and illegal activity of several politicians. That had to scared the living fuck out of some people to hear that out loud.
>>69456276
It wouldn't really serve any purpose to make the public feel disdain or amusement towards some black sheep republican candidate that only matters in Texas. Just another quick distraction that doesn't really make you forget anything.
>>69456276
>>69456606
He could be a small test subject which they use before moving on to a larger scale.
>>69456803
Propagandists will do what they do. Only way to really escape manipulation is to withdraw and minimize the surface you present to be manipulated with. Otherwise, concerns serve only to feed into paranoia larp a la skyking threads.
Also, skeet skeet I like anime titties.
Much respect to this madman. I want to follow in his footsteps in Bexar county. "We are taking Bexar back today." Is going to be my slogan.
>>69434197
>>69435444
>>69434001
http://www.collective-evolution.com/2015/06/18/the-surprising-hidden-meaning-of-the-washington-monument/
if you havent figured out that the obelisk is a phallic monument, then you aren't trying hard enough
>>69433733
He retweeted a guy with an Alberto Barbosa profile pic
