Roosties getting toasty
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Why do women try to push this bullshit on us? They really want us to believe that after they fucked 30 chads in a college gangbang. And 50 bbcs at a party they still have a tight pussy?
Why must they push beta buxs alpha fucks. Everyone knows the more sex you have the looser your pussy is.
REEEEEEEEE
>>69300458
WOMEN ARE ALL SLUTS
They love cock. 20% of women have had a mmf. 45% have tried anal. 12% have been pissed on!!!!
These are thr women we have to marry a girl that got gangbanged and pissed on by 4 bbcs.
>>69300458
Being a slut doesn't cause beef curtains, but they're still gross.
>>69300458
I fucked 32 men and 12 black men and my pussy looks nothing like that. Your a dumass if you think "loose pussy" is caused by fucking. Its all about thr size of the girl you dumfuck.
>>69301006
This. This is just a slut shame approach.
>>69301006
Nice try roastie
>>69300458
Im confused.
The labia do get sleeve-ier if fucked alot. I dont get the image.
Hes right though, vaginas are a muscle and go back to normal size. That being said, if you stick your dick in and notice how its gaping, that means that she had sex within weeks.
Somebody once told me
This board was full of roasties
I ain't the biggest flap on this page
She was looking kinda bad
With her pussy torn by Chad
to look like an Arby's sandwich
Well the flaps start flappin
and they don't stop floppin
Show them your beef
and the boners stop poppin
Didn't make sense to fuck roast beef
Makes duck calls when you hear them queef
What's it to you, don't be ass sore
Nothing's wrong with ditching a flap whore
The Arby's scares of all the guys
The wind makes their vagoos fly
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board
It's a sick place, and they blame genetics
But Jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
But the white knights beg to differ
Looking at your hole that looks like roast beef dinner
The cucks we bait, aren't getting it in
The innie virgins are free from sin
Their rage is on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it, FUCK ALL ROASTIE WHORES
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board
>>69300612
So what? How cares if i fucked lits of men. Yes i have been gangbanged. It was hot. I got drunk and fucked 4 members of the basketball team. It was 3 bbcs and white guy. The black men had bigger dicks but the white guy knew how to use his toungue. And guess what two of them did pee on me. I liked it. So fuck you.
>>69301263
Yeah that's why people can't stretch out their ears :^)
>>69301263
Scum
Once fucked an escort that had been with 1000+ people in her life, her pussy looked like it was a bit experienced, not really gross looking, just been around, but jesus christ that shit was tight. Insane how tight it was.
I've been with a girl who had only been with one other man before me, and she wasn't tight.
I've been with 2 virgins, one was almost impossible to get in, the other began to open up and fit nicely after popping her.
I suppose you wouldn't know what pussy is actually like OP, being a virgin and all. Roasties are just fucking ugly genetic anomolies. Doesn't mean they're a slut
>vagina can return to orginal size after birth
Lol if you fall for this meme.
Why do the nasty sluts in porn have the stretched out pussy lips and what looks like completely wrecked cunts then?
>>69301503
Well don't be surprised if a lot of men think you're garbage and have absolutely no value as a human being.
>>69301464
kek
as a neet that will never see or touch a vagina
i don't give a shit how it feels, just how it looks in my xxx films
and ravaged vaginas looks like shit
nothing turns me on more than a big beefy cavern
Girls actually do believe this stuff because it's in the sex ed education.
I've fucked whores and there's no friction.
Bad stuff
>>69301503
So you're a slut. Nothing wrong with that, I like sluts, you nasty slut who likes getting pissed on. You're not mother material, ho.
I know there's only two sex chromosomes but nobody wants to see that
Ban /r9k/ from this place. Please.
It's true that when you hit it right the pussy feels noticeably looser cuz she's turned on...much wetter tho
>>69302044
Worse than a cavern is when the vagina collapses
>>69301464
Pleasant kek
Cheers
>>69301503
Your vagina is a mess
>>69301464
Who writes this?
>>69302262
lol airhead logo
lol a balloon being filled with air in the initial split seconds
>>69302262
what the fuck is going on here
>>69301464
This all women are whores. We need to enslave them. So that way they only fuck us. They need to be submissive agian and stop fucking bbc.
>>69301464
>the majority of the newfags on /pol/ won't even know what song this is
oh well
The two aren't related.
I still despise sluts though.
>>69300458
You are completely wrong I'm afraid. The vagina doesn't permanently stretch out from fucking a lot. A big part of the reason virgins and the like feel tight is because they are nervous and not relaxed.
>>69301263
>"my vagina looks nothing like that"
>whore
>upset about roasties
Found the roasties/AIDS combo
>>69301503
Why do women like being pissed on. I see that so much now. Its even on mainstream porn sites now.
>>69300458
>return
nah
>>69301263
Fucking jay-z as if everyone didn't know black men had huge cocks.
>>69301464
2kek4me
>>69302566
>1999
I guess not
>>69301786
Gross no
>>69300458
>a labia
>educate YOURself
>>69302154
Would actually smash and impregnate
>>69302150
He had a mom still was crazy. Still could not get laid like most white men. His dad made twilight and the women around him still would rather fuck bbc. How are supposed to get laid if all women want black men?
>>69302546
Severe vaginal problems
>>69300458
I like that she literally advises to make girls unconfortable.
>>69302246
R9k speaks the truth.
>>69301464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA2OSy3Oqhg
>>69302246
R9k is much nicer than this place. But both are shit lol
>>69302908
>/r9k/
>a board literally full of virgins
>speaks the truth about women
yeah okay
>>69302359
Nope its clean and i never had an std either.
>>69300458
That actually made me feel somewhat better about myself.
>>69301464
based /r9k/ strikes again
>>69300458
Virgin.
>>69302044
>>69302154
>>69302250
>>69302407
>>69302531
Also virgin.
>>69302873
Have you tried not being an awkward faggot? Just reading your post made me want to smother you with a pillow out of compassion. Getting laid is easy if you're not a fucking weirdo, anon.
>>69302581
You are wrong and have fallen for a meme. You can fuck a girl and easily tell the difference.
I think I trust a very clear and obvious impression over some sex ed propoganda.
Don't tell young women though because reality is sexist.
>only boys with small dicklets make fun of somebody becaus of their genitals :^^^)
>>69302150
Why not exactly. Because i have sex with lots of random men? Because i like to be pissed on? Because i like black men. Im sure your mom has done all of these things but you still turned out like shit. If i have a kid i will love him. Fyi this guy had a mom and he still killed lots of people.
>>69301503
We don't care about your opinions, cunt
Show tits, whore.
>>69301464
what the fuck
>>69303006
>/pol/
>a board literally full of christians and atheists
>speaks the truth about jews
>>69301464
10/10
>>69302675
I like being pissed on it really turns me on. Especially when i am fucking hung black men.
>>69303154
And you want to go near these images because why. Even women don't like then
>>69302044
>>69302359
Remember, this is completely normal guys, it's just women being super aroused! there is no such thing as a tight vagina, if you have ever had one well the fault is on you for not getting her aroused enough.
>>69301464
oh god
>>69300458
I've fucked turbowhores with tight pussies and relatively innocent roasties, fucking /r9k/ at it again with literally no experience with any kind of vagina. Also labia size doesn't correlate basically at all with tightness. You virgins need to get out more.
>>69301833
low self esteem leads them to the porn industry.
>>69301503
Hehe that image hehe
>>69303282
>the fuck you talking about anon
>>69301263
That's actually gross, your vagina must look like the predators mouth, i'm pretty sure every guy you fucked joked about your predator vagina calling it "one ugly motherfucker" behind your back, it was so ugly they had to cover themselves in mud just to leave your house without being detected.
pretty proud of this one
>>69303151
this is cancer
/thread
>>69303199
jews are different to women, you don't have to experience them to know what they're like.
>>69303420
>defending getting laid when these dollops of barnyard waste are the examples
>>69300458
Femanon here- OP's image actually states the truth. I was a virgin until age 20 (still 20 now, turn 21 next month). My labia have always been pretty large, and it's important to note that I'm talking about the skin surrounding the clitoris and the labia minora. When I lost my virginity to the guy with an average-sized penis, my hymen must've broken and I bled on the couch. The size of my labia have not changed over the course of the last eight months, but I have had two other sexual partners apart from my first partner, and all three have complimented me on the tightness of my vagina. Consider for once that a woman may know more about her own anatomy than you do.
>all these delayed posts replying to the song post so they can fit in
bunch of betas
>>69301006
>>69301006
Why don't virgins have them?
>>69300458
>tfw that virgin wasn't actually turned on at all
>>69303536
Pics or it didn't happen
> having a baby doesn't stretch out a vagina
Also the vagina gets significantly tighter as you bring a girl closer to orgasm. Is there a single person on the entire planet who knows anything about anything?
>>69301263
Pics or it didn't happen
ROASTIES GET OUT >>69301464
>>69302445
/r9k/
>>69300458
>Da Vinci
Faggot must think he's some kind of '''''intellectual'''''
>>69300612
Women are all sluts?
Now you're going to tell me that bears shit in the woods and that the sky is blue?
Madness, I wasn't prepared for this news.
>>69303577
hello virgin
>>69303570
What post was that?
>>69301263
Ignore the virgins who comment. They think it's acceptable if guys fuck 100s of girls and ditch em the next day but soon as a girl wants to have fun they're a whore lol
>>69302635
Never had an std and i have had sex with over 30 men:
>>69301503
Decent bait senpai. Especially liked the shitty spelling.
>>69300458
There is a tribe in Africa that likes the appearance of big labia, so they sit across one another and pull.
A different one presses on breasts because they don't like them too large.
Anthropology is nothing but exceptions.
>>69303518
You've never interacted with a woman you're not related to
Only beta cucks whose experience consists of yearning like a fucking anime hero and have their minds clouded by sexual instinct could ever defend women
>>69301503
You will be a dried up whore. No one will want you, and it will be your own doing, and it will be justice. I feel nothing for you but intense, intense pity.
>>69303577
They do. It's genetic.
>>69303577
one day you'll have sex, don't worry
>>69303759
Slut is gender neutral.
I believe in monogamy and two virgins marrying one another.
You are projecting degeneracy within and with out.
>>69303662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
ITT: lonely dry penises
>>69303759
That's cause it actually takes some skill to get women to hop on your dick than spreading your legs and all the cocks getting sucked in like a black hole
>>69303536
It will get looser and looser and then you will be a loser.
>>69303662
There's an astonishing number of blue pills on /pol/ and even more female/jewish shills trying to shut it down
>>69300612
>citation needed
20% mmf sounds like total bullshit buddy
>thinly veiled cvckold BBC fetish thread
Weak, /r9k/, weak
vaginal prolapse is better than a 4-inch white dick
I'm just saying
>>69303873
If wetness and accompaniment are all you're looking for, you're doing it wrong
>>69303824
now this is projecting
thanks for the laugh though
Girl's pussy tightness is determined by how tall she is, and how strong her kegel muscles are.
Small vagina + Weak kegel muscles = loose feeling vagina
Large vagina + Strong kegel muscles = Tight vagina
Naturally smaller vaginas are slightly tighter, but it's mostly the kegel muscles that cause the feeling of your dick being clenched.
>>69303974
Nah
>>69303536
>but I have had two other sexual partners apart from my first partner
>over the course of the last eight months
>>69301767
This, the tightest chick I've ever fucked was roastie as fuck.
My current GF is as loose a pussy as I've ever fucked and she's a perfect simp.
There's no logic/reason to it at all
>>69303577
Some virgins do have them, it's commonly believed that there is some sort of "genetics" responsible for loose beef lips, but any virgin with beef curtains is just a chronic masturbating slut, dildo addict, seeker of phallic geometry.
Weak muscles cause loose pussy.
>>69303536
You need to realize we dislike both large labia (not your fault) and loose puss (sometimes your fault) independently. Just like height and dicks for you. But neither of those is our fault.
>>69303873
Topkek
The SJW brigade uses these tired insults like it means anything
RAYCIST
VIRGIN
ANTISEMITE
ISLAMOPHOBE
HOMOPHOBE CLOSET CASE
We're not going to bow and cower at shaming words
I'd settle for any vagina at this point if the girl was wholesome and kind.
I just want to get laid. Being a 22-year-old virgin is like being a unicorn.
>>69300458
You're a fucking moron
>>69303536
Can I be #4? I'm very experienced in love making.
>>69303927
The presidential election and all the media attention, not to mention the deliberate reddit raids as well as a few of them modding this place is what's causing this invasion. It's worrying that /pol/ is now the most popular board on 4chan that isn't /b/. One can only hope at least a chunk of them come out of this redpilled.
But those damn roasties, when will they ever learn?
>>69301503
>i fucked lits of men. Yes i have been gangbanged. It was hot. I got drunk and fucked 4 members of the basketball team. It was 3 bbcs and white guy. The black men had bigger dicks but the white guy knew how to use his toungue.
That's pretty gay anon
>>69304101
You're literally like 99% of the male population. None of us lose sleep over "roasties". Pussy is pussy.
>>69304048
>trying this hard to being a roastied cuck
>trying this hard to justify sliding your cock into roast beef
why do you even have sex and deal with a roastie girlfriend dude? you could just go to arby's for $3.29 and get a roast beef classic whenever you're honry
>>69302873
Yea white guys just cant get laid at all. My two brothers never get pussy lol. One of them is a virgin. The other only dated one girl and she fucked one of the bbcs i fucked lol. He hasn't gotten laid ever since and its been 3 years. I actually feel bad for him. But at the same time he needs to get over it. Black men fuck women all the time. They fuck me all the time too lol.
does anyone think that maybe all the type II midshipmanfish of the world are asking to get brutally assaulted and murdered by enraged and sexually frustrated alphas who AREN'T gay but no longer give a shit?
just a thought...
>>69303473
Ha, never laughed so hard at something this disgusting.
>>69303536
how fat are you?
>>69303987
Typical liberal
>>69300458
pussies come in all shapes and sizes just like dicks
some pussies have a high elasticity some don't
My wife has had 2 babies and her pussy is still isn't bad
I have had sex with women who were loose as all hell and have had 0 kids
its all about that elasticity
fucking virgins
>>69301464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA2OSy3Oqhg
I thought vagina tightness was all about kegel exercises and a loose pussy meant the broad doesnt even lift. Which is why fat lazy whores have loose ones and gym whores will rip your dick off with their vice grip pussies.
>>69304416
cry harder, virgin.
>>69302928
listened for 3 seconds.
Autism voice ruined the joke. Sorry.
>>69303438
My pussy is fine thanks. But the bulls really do destroy it though lol. And mt butthole too.
>>69304497
damn jap guys have awesome bodies
nohomo
>>69303473
>>69304457
yea dude pussy is pussy :_)
It's kind of funny seeing so many /pol/acks fall for such obvious bait ITT.
>>69300458
as far as I know an outie vagina is genetic.
my girlfriend has a vagina like a crease.
>>69304532
lol i cant believe guys lose their shit over pics like this
is so obvious that 4chan is full of virgins. if you lose your shit over some slut that likes to take black dick, you have problems.
>>69303536
Have sex with as many men as you want. Dont let these virgin losers slut shame you. They are just mad because they will never have as much sex as black men.
>>69304499
Stay mad schlomo
:^)
>>69304648
yeah honestly, it's like watching seagulls eat mcdonald's off the floor.
>>69302407
That's actually a hot pussy
>>69302566
I dunno man, most kids today have seen Shrek, haven't they?
>>69304724
how did you know i am jewish?
>>69304748
nice analogy
>>69301503
Y do ppl reply 2 this stuff wen its obvs fake
>>69304648
Considering most of your female ancestors were hookers I can't completely blame you for being cucks
>>69300458
Dudes, OPs pic is correct.
I've been married two decades and have shagged my wife rotten for 25.
>She's had two of my children.
>She works out three times a week.
>She's got a great ass and great legs.
Granted she was kinda loose after delivery, but exercising will tighten it up nicely.
Her junk is the same as the first time I put my hands in dem panties and played with her clit the first time.
some chix have small labias some chix don't
>>69303833
Actually in sure i can fuck as many men as i want. Also i am actually dating a white cuckboi. He allows me to fuck as many men as i want. Sometimes he watches and even joins in. He loves the way i squirt and moan when i fuck random men. Especially black men.
>>69304850
is this you trying to banter?
>>69304750
yea dude i wanna bite and suck and lick on her neck, get that pussy moisted then when it's ready i'm gonna put her right leg over my left should as she kick's back and i get my head all up in that beefy cunt and then (this is my favorite part) i whip my tongue out and start sipping all over that beautiful flabby roast beefed lips and fucking just slobber and munch and nibble (with my lips over my teeth like a cookie monster) all over those fucking sexy roast beef classics drooling right now just typing this dude and i have some precum
>>69303759
If one key unlocks many locks it's a master key, if one lock is unlocked by many keys it's a shitty lock.
>>69303936
Knows its true. Lots of girls have been doubled teamed. Its actually a top 5 fetish for women.
ay
>>69304243
Well im a woman soooooooo
>>69305006
that's a stupid analogy.
here's a better one;
aids.
>>69304774
>assuming opponent is stupid
>playing dumb when BTFO
>excessive use of shaming instead of arguments
>promoting degeneracy
>>69300458
roasties btfo
>>69303536
>femanon here
"HEY GUYS, INDIAN JEWISH GAY TRANS-HELICOPTER TOILET-PHOBE HERE"
T I T S O R G T F O
>>69304913
>that feel when man pathetic enough to pretend to be woman on the internet
>>69305006
both keys are sluts for having more than one partner and not being virgins and getting married to each other as virgins
>>69305033
Actually kind of cute, to be frank fellowship.
>>69304852
It's just a meme to make women insecure bro.
>>69300458
The only thing that everyone knows is that when anyone uses the expression "everyone knows", they are claiming stuff that has no basis in fact.
They're biological homologues. Roast beef on a woman is like a tiny dick on a guy. It's not an indicator of how sexually active you are, it's shows your masculinity. Bigger genitals are more masculine and straight men naturally don't find masculinity attractive.
roasties only deserve a pump & dump
You don't tell if a woman is a slut by the way the vagina looks, but by the way they act. If you don't know if they are a slut by the time you're looking at their vagina then you fucked up.
>>69305414
roastie detected
>>69303536
The roastflaps are the labia minora, not the labia majora. If you have large labia majora then you're just fat. Educate yourself.
>>69300458
>why do women..
Because they're women
>>69300458
Exactly, just like how prison bitches and fag bottoms can control their bowel movements!
Oh wait.
>>69305218
Your only a virgin because you cant get laid. Your just msd because every time you try to talk to a girl a bbc male takes that girl away.
>>69305889
when did that even happen?
>>69301263
Roastie confirmed
>>69303194
RARE
A
R
E
Serious question: What's the etiquette on asking a girl how many sex partners she's had? Assuming you're into her and all that.
It's up there with "So, if I fuck you and there's an accident and you get pregnant, would you abort?" and "Do you have any STDs?" in terms of awkward questions that I feel a girl would get ridiculously offended if I asked and there's no good way to pose, yet are important to have answers to.
I've had one long-time relationship and she was a virgin when we started dating so none of this ever came up, but now we've split and I'm trying to meet women again but am at the age where seemingly all of them have been with a ton of dudes and I'm way out of my element.
To add to that, I also don't know what number of guys would be too high for me. Or what I would say if I heard a number that was too high, assuming the girl was otherwise great. "Sorry, it grosses me out that you've had that many dicks inside you, thanks but I'll pass."
The whole situation is just shit.
can someone shoop this pic so female looks like a poo in loo, so indians have at least one counter meme to fight back with
>>69301464
>and they blame it on genetics but jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
my fucking sides
>>69305889
For your sake I hope you are some kind of paid jewish shill if not this is the saddest shit I have ever seen.
>>69306118
what's the point of asking? they're just gonna lie anyways.
just stick to avoiding redflags and you'll be fine.
>>69303473
well done, brother, that's destined to become a classic
>>69300458
Nah there's an efukt video of a black dude and asian lady and her pussy looks like the one on the right then turns into the monstrosity on the left. Like a gaping wound.
>>69306118
>What's the etiquette on asking a girl how many sex partners she's had?
>>69306298
They dont have to oay me to tell the truth:
>>69302928
On that note… time to bail on this thread...
>>69306205
I would actually like to fuck her and then take a post-sex piss in that toilet.
>>69301350
>The labia do get sleeve-ier if fucked alot.
no they do not. there is no evidence for this whatsoever.
what is wrong with you?
>>69306118
Who cares? Why does it matter if a girl has a history. If she loves you then it doesn't matter. I mean yes there are studies that if a woman has had bbc in her life before she may go back. But im sure that isnt true.
>>69302359
A BIG FAT MESS
>>69303536
let your lips hang girl
large labia are rare and fabulous, these faggots know nothing. if you keep it clean, true players would gladly gobble you up, and big lips wrap nicely around nuts during deep penetration
>>69307030
>go back
>has a choice
>no self-respecting man will ever touch her agin
fixed that for you.
This doesn't belong on /pol/
>>69303577
They do you virgin faggot
>>69301649
Your earlobes don't have muscles in them you spastic
>>69306801
Good god. I want to put my face in that.
>>69307219
true, /pol/ is allergic to actual redpills.
>>69303536
Whatever dude.
>>69307217
Actually your just upset. 40% of white woman have tired bbc. So when your gf cheats on you with bbc don't say I didn't warn you.
>>69301263
That's minor league for Rebbitzin....try harder.
>>69303577
>not knowing roasties are a genetic trait
Duuuuude get laid.
>>69301464
fucking exquisite
>>69307337
/pol/ wants to hear that its right, not the truth.
>>69307381
why do you keep posting that nastiest vaginas
>>69301503
We already know.....the Rebbe posted the shmutsi pics.
>>69306942
>them moans of ecstasy when he thinks it's coming from his queen as a reward
>>69307375
>40% of white woman have tired bbc
>the USA is the only country on Earth
>>69307375
stop calling it bbc, that's just weird, and proves the hypersexualized stereotype, meaning you talk about women like they're porn dolls like the ones you keep in your cuckshed in their packaging.
also 40%? do you live in the congo?
>>69304497
can personally attest to a beautiful, gym addict muscle bound freak that hates doing kegels, and even with no kids her pussy is a gaping cavern
go figure,
>>69307535
Haha, ikr? Turn and give her a wink, and spit down the hose before leaving.
>>69306801
Jesus Christ I like pubes on my woman but that's too fucking much
>>69307544
The fornix is in the brain, something this bitch doesn't have.
>>69307641
Well they are big strong bulls. They all have bug cocks and are super aggressive in the bedroom. Black men really like to get rough. They make me squirt like crazy too.
Yes. A woman's vagina remains tight after childbirth.
>>69301503
>>69301263
rollin' in strong tonight. 12/10
>>69307130
>rare
Idk why the guys posting itt are so fucking thirsty.They'd get with any vagina they can find if it means they get laid even if the girl has chlamydia from all the guys she's banging. Majority of you would be with a white bitch that mentally abuses and cheats on you. Just because of something called pussy.
Women do control men. Have fun being miserable 2bh.
>>69300612
>45% have tried anal
Who cares?
If they tried it that means they are more than likely to never do it again. Anal is disgusting. If you try it you'll be mortified and anal porn will be forever ruined for you. Fuck it stinks. You get shit on your dick. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever done.
>>69305545
...what? I said a roasties are like big dicks. The man should always have a bigger dick.
>>69301767
It's because the hooker wasn't aroused ya dingus
What most guys don't realize is: abnormally tight pussy -> likely means she's not that turned on and body is just reacting to stimulation
>>69301464
Amazing
>>69308175
You're supposed to clean out beforehand, pal
>>69308175
It actually feels good. I love getting fucked in the ass. If put a butt plug in first it isn't bad
GROSS! I'd rather suck a dick than spend time with a roastie. I'll brobably be less likely to get aids too!.
>>69308175
Same desu, I was tricked by the pornjew to try it. Shitty awkward experience, I still think female assholes look cute though.
>>69308175
>what is lube and an enema and preparation and forethought
Canuckistan; where it's always current year
Insecure Female Kikes are the worst "human beings" to ever walk this Earth
Kissless virgin here. Are roasties that bad?
>>69308323
Tell us about your pap smear you putrid cunt
I can't get over the idea that it's just a cuck-obsessed fag posting this.
>>69300458
Why don't they just get them surgically removed?
>>69307030
Not caring is only possible when one has had a fair amount of sexual partners as well.
Then you realize that everything is a sham and there's no such thing as shame or pride and that one's only goal in life is to impregnate women.
The point of no return.
Also, I like to perpetuate the idea that all blacks have really big dicks so that the majority of them that are average feel inadequate and take out their perceived sexual inferiority on themselves or on society thereby contributing to the generally ostracized black male and, eventually, the elimination of the black male.
>>69308588
Damn it, this >>69308306 is the putrid cunt
>>69308351
You're arguing with /r9k/ perman-virgins, man.
It's not worth your time.
>>69308175
>tfw got to do anal once
>was amazing af
>girl never let me do it again
i miss it desu
>>69300458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>69308175
Have had anal with a few girls, always initiated by them. I've never thought it was particularly good and think it's completely overrated (no doubt by people who have never tried it and find it mysterious), but I found none of your claims to be true.
It was fine. Extremely tight, dry/cumbersome/requires lube, obviously. I'm an arse man, too, and I still don't particularly want to fuck it. I've only ever done it because that's what they wanted. And I suspect on some level they "wanted" it because they thought it would turn me on.
>>69303536
Post your roasty darling, for research purposes of course.
>>69306726
Cáncer
>>69306581
Has anyone ever calculated how much force his ass would be applying to the bottle to cause it to break? Every time I go by this gif I wonder, but haven't taken physics in years.
>>69308752
You didn't take your time, faggot. Or your cock might just have a curve in it that hurt her or something, it might not be your fault.
But it probably is
>>69300458
sure. just like using a penis too much makes your foreskin turn into a fucking wizard sleeve.
are u a permavirgin retard or something?
>>69304919
It's him check-mating you cunt
>>69307955
virgins, trolls, vagina, twerps, it's simple, look up the midshipman fish, you have the alpha who, i believe has a smaller dick but that's besides the point, then you have the beta that nests like a female and hides, before making his move, which for lack of complexity in comparison is sort of like rape. add this to a social structure and you will see betas forming hen houses with the women, they'll say you go girlfrayyyyyyyyyn and then post on reddit about slut shaming anonymously, then post some free the nipple shit on their fb, in an attempt to "open up slots" with sloots, and then the slut shaming band aid to try to snatch up a broken and remorseful woman.
it's a racket. and also, women are only sluts when they can't find a man, female polyandry stems from unsatisfactory male company, that more can make up for quality, keep in mind these well groomed, rich, guys who can't fight or work and will run like cowards when the foreigners they hired out of anxious pressure come down on them.
>Women do control men
damn right they do, which is why i don't identify as a man, i am an apache gunship.
>>69308850
> And I suspect on some level they "wanted" it because they thought it would turn me on.
This motivation sucks, because I've always felt that turning them down in the heat of the moment was not the thing to do, so only when I've gone through something I normally wouldn't do, would I express my ambivalence towards it (sometimes even repulsion, cumming on my girlfriend's face disgusts me).
The weird shit women do to make a man happy which in turn makes them happy can be a nuisance.
>>69303536
>hymen
>at 20
wew lad
>>69301503
Top Kek you bait master.
>>69308767
Somebody once told me that Bane was gonna troll me
I ain’t the biggest guy on the plane
I was lookin kinda dumb with my finger and my thumb
In the shape of a hook on my belt loops
Well the jeep starts coming and it don’t stop coming
Sold to the feds and I crash the plane gunning
Didn’t make sense not to talk about Bane
Pull the mask off and you’re in extreme pain
So much to shoot so much to throw
So whats wrong with taking the mask off?
You’ll never know if you don’t show
You’ll never fly if you don’t go
Hey Bane
Take the mask off
You’re a big guy, C I A
Hey now
Who would shoot guys
Then throw them out
A Plane
Bravo Nolan, I love you
He’s a big guy, for you
It’s a dark place, and they say it gets darker
I’m the League of Shadows so it’s not a bother
But the Batman begs to differ
Looking at the hole in the floor of his supplier
The ice you walk is getting pretty thin
The excommunicated falling right in
My fire rises, how about yours?
Gotham’s reckoning isn’t a bore.
Hey Bane
Take the mask off
You’re a big guy, C I A
Hey now
Who would shoot guys
Then throw them out
A Plane
Bravo Nolan, I love you.
He’s a big guy
Somebody once asked could I spare some cash for hostages
I think one of them worked for Bane
I said yep, what a concept I could use a little Bane myself
But only one gets to stay on my plane
Well the plane starts flying and it will stop flying
Break out of my cuffs and then I start punching
Didn’t make sense not to crash this plane
Cause I’ve got a bigger one and my name is Bane
So much to do, Bruce Wayne to kill, but I am not taking the mask off
Gotta take Gotham from the corrupt
Got a bomb that I’ve gotta erupt
Hey Bane
Take the mask off
You’re a big guy, C I A
Hey now
Who would shoot guys
Then throw them out
A Plane
Bravo Nolan, I love you. He’s a big guy, for you
Bravo Nolan, I love you. He’s a big guy, for you
>>69309171
>falling for the "horseback riding" or "gymnastics" meme
top cuck
>>69307544
Being this fucking dumb good good.
>>69308850
It always seems great until you actually get into it. Ive done it a handful of times, and I've only actually finished once. It usually ends up being uncomfortable for both of us, she complains that it hurts, we stop after a few minutes, then i have to go clean up or go to bed with blue balls.
I love it in porn, in real life.. not so much.
2 hours into this thread and this song hasn't been posted yet.
Come on, /pol/.
We're at war with roasties over on /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>69303438
>they had to cover themselves in mud to leave undetected
>>69305113
Having sex with men is gay anon. you could have had sex with women, but you chose men for some inexplicable reason. Have you tried having sex with a woman? They're soft, warm, smell nice, have nice squishy boobs, pussies that drip delicious pussy juice. They're easy to pick up and turn over so you can fuck raw.
Much less gay than fucking a man
>>69307108
>>69302359
I expected the joke because the setup was so obvious, but it just doesn't stop being funny.
>>69303438
I swear Australia gets danker and danker with age
>>69305113
Pics or it didn't happen
>>69300458
>your dick can't do any harm
actually my dick sent a girl to the hospital once , popped a cyst on her ovary by hitting it and it popped and the fluid going into her abdominal cavity was very painful for her
>>69309493
but i did famaladingdong >>69308767
>>69301781
>vagina can return to orginal size after birth
Before the internet I didn't know people had sex with babies before they left the womb.
>>69309641
Hello virgin
>>69309647
Everyone ignores Australia posts.
>>69303008
I love how you treat this with a sense of pride. You seem all talk no action and the fact you have hopped cock to cock 32 times is an indicator you should be on a street corner.
FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEE
I NEVER ASKED TO SEE YOUR FUCKED UP VAGINA YOU VAPID WHORE
>>69309025
Yeah but do you see what you're actually saying?
>Men use maximum effort to please a woman
>Women, here ma' tits lets fk
The funny thing is with your statement is, although these slutty women stem from mental issues resulting from family or relationship trauma or just because of society. They still get the upper hand.
Guys have to actually go out of their way to dress, to say shit that'll get the woman's attention.
But a girl has both the no and the yes.
All for vagina too, making a fool out of themselves.
No need to over compensate, because these 'alphas' are getting laid because they don't have to try as hard and just have to be attractive. The world is materialistic my friend, it is honestly looks bases.
>>69303008
Post your tits or you're a lying wizard
>>69301350
It goes back to original size in 5-10 minutes. That's when all the cum dropped out too.
Seriously r9k go home
>>69306205
Anybody else think that was a little Marshall amp where his right hand is?
>>69301464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>69303536
>1 year
>3 partners
no thanks
just know you will rot in your thirties as a disgusting, expired and used up cunt
>>69301464
Fucking gold
I like a lot of things about this thread, but roasties are genetic. Not that being a whore won't blast out a pussy, that's just no what roasties are.
>>69304913
prove it.
:^)
>>69302566
It's clearly by the killers dumb fuck
Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
>>69310045
What do you think he's listening too?
*shudders*
>>69309920
ahhh see there's where the truth is, the alphas aren't getting laid or even alpha, there's such a twisted comprehension of what it means, most men in the gym are gay. cut and dry it is a truth, so you're left with kind of in shape dudes, most can't growchest hair and would use their woman as a human shield, get catty and complain, talk, a lot, but don't communicate shit, because they perceive women as men with an innie, just what the gender neutral ppl want.
they hate real alphas, guys who are mature, keep composure without being arrogant even in the face of impending harm.
betas usually have beards for all the wrong reasons, nice cars bought on questionable credit, small dicks, a beta friends and collaborators, turn blind eyes to pedos because they feed their darwinian system. betas have a field day trying to be alpha, trying to mimic, blend, camouflage themselves as attractive, this is effeminate. real men have strong jaws, look like shit 80% of the time and smell like diesel as soon as they start any physical activity and don't play no suzie games. shit even if they have low t they can be alpha, chemistry is against you but that male confidence and stoicism can tag along.
>>69307217
As my old store manager said, "Once you go black, we don't want you back."
>>69309709
>his dick is too small to ever pop an ovarian cyst
>>69301263
>>69301503
>female
Whatever you say schlomo
>>69300458
the lips arn't a good indication
but women do get looser internally
I know because I only fuck virgins
>>69303473
9.5/10
still needs the arby's logo to fade in on the thigh
>>69303536
Whore please leave
>>69301263
>my pussy looks nothing like that
yeah, probably because it looks like a cock
>>69303759
>m'lady
>>69301503
>now treat me equally, please
>>69301464
>Autism: The Musical
>>69310825
You're an ugly beta aren't you.
Bye
