https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvJDZoGdDF0
Honestly as an ex-muslim I can answer literally every single question to this
>>69287538
>what's the deal with santa
It's a made up story for kids about a guy who brings presents for the kids who are being good, but unlike your god, he won't threaten to torture them if they're not good, they just won't get the presents, but I wouldn't blame you for being 20+ years old and not getting it, some people are just slow
>When are you gonna stop asking me if I pray 5 times a day ? that's so mean
well, tough luck, because technically, you're not a muslim until you fill the 5 pillars of islam :
1. Believe in allah and his prophet
2. pray 5 times a day (and the fajr prayer if possible)
3. Fast ramadan
4. Give out money in chaaban (it's a month)
5. visit mecca and do everything if possible
so technically, you can say whatever you want, but you if you don't fill these 5 pillars, your 'islam' is not complete, you're not a muslim, stop trying to convince yourself
This thread might just be pointless, but I couldn't help it, i might get a lot of shit even from people here for this shitty thread, but fuck it
>>69287609
>Why do you put bacon in everything ?
Because it fucking tastes good, but sure, you can bitch about bacon and we can't talk about why you don't eat it for no reason, 2016 huh
>inb4 because pigs eat everything including garbage
>Why do you think all muslims are arab ?
Because most arabs are muslims, and most muslims are arab, but I do agree on this point, a lot of people assume I'm a muslim just because i'm from morocco
>Why are muslims the only ones talked about in religious extremism ?
Because most terror attacks that happen lately are done in the name of Allah, and don't get me started about how when growing up in a religious society you grow up close minded and don't accept people criticizing your religion, I faced discrimination in my own country, my own fucking home for not being a muslim, even tho my feelings didn't change for people, so fuck you and fuck your victim playing ass bitch, you wanna see discrimination ? how about you check out the atheists/homosexuals in islamic countries you bitch, of course it's bad to be treated badly in some country, but you know what's worse ? being treated bad in your own country.
>KKK & westboro baptist church
they don't fucking bomb people, they may attack people even physically, but not at the scale of islamic terrorists
>Crusades
That was fucking centuries ago you dumb bitch, are you comparing those people to people living in the 21st century ?? are you serious ?
>why do you expect every muslim woman to a headscarf ?
Because wearing a head scarf is mandatory in islam, not optional, contrary to the popular belief
>do you really think muslims are gonna take over the USA ?
No, people who are dumb enough to kill humans for a god aren't smart enough to invade countries, but then again, ISIS secret wasn't in being smart, it's was in having a shit load of people ready to blow themselves up without hesitation
>How can I hang out with the new pope ?
Idk but if you keep kissing ass you're getting closer
but who am I to try to make sense out of a buzzfeed video
Hey OP
Did you just get off the boats and convert then?
you have to go back home now
>>69288287
>>69288081
yea sure, "muslims"
>>69288461
back to Morocco and take your 75 """"closest"""" siblings with you
>>69288734
don't you have your "kingdom" to worry about ? oh my, my cousins already made their over there huh
>>69287538
theres so many things wrong with these "questions" i dont even know where to begin
>>69287609
>>69287816
almost
>>69289108
what's wrong with them is just as they hate people generalizing them as terrorists they think it's okay to generalize the whole muslims in the world based on them, bet good money they have never been to an islamic country, and yet still got the audacity to talk on behalf of +1 billion people
>>69288997
Even if you are a Christian now you'll still be seen as a Muslim immigrant, you'll still be confided to that status. People will look at you the same either way.
>KKK
>Westboro Baptist Church
>Crusades
Oh shit, looks like /pol/ has been BTFO for the last time. It turns out that there's:
A group that has killed as many people in their entire history as Islamic terrorism kills in a few months and haven't been relevant for 60 years.
A group that protests funerals, act obnoxious and have a bodycount of zero
An event that happened literally a thousand years ago, solely as a response to Islamic agression.
Why can't people just admit that Islam has a problem with terrorism? Instead of acting like ISIS isn't a big deal because the KKK existed at one point. These false equivalencies drive me insane
>>69287538
>muslim
>woman
>acting she has an opinion
This whore needs to be beheaded clearly the west has convinced her she is actually a person and not property of the men of Allah.
I literally don't know anyone who asks these fucking questions
>>69289314
>implying I'm a christian
>implying I care about how people see me
lol you actually seem to think christianity is somehow better than islam, the only difference between them is that christianity did this shit when there was no media to show it to all the world, all religions are the same
and yeah don't worry about my status, I couldn't give 1/4 of a shit about what people think about me, and even if that were the case, i don't think I would be living this good so far
Haha yeah Buzzfeed totally nailed it with Islam! Every Muslim is just a normal everyday person just like me!
this video is garbage.
>>69287816
You know the country with the largest population of muslims is Indonesia, right?
>>69290740
Good goy
>>69290096
I live probably 30 minutes from the WBC headquarters (or whatever the fuckyou'd call it). I see these dipshits a few times a year, more often than most Americans. You know what happens when i see the WBC? I read their silly signs, have a quick chuckle, and go about my business.
I doubt i could do that if ISIS set up shop near me.
>>69291211
maybe but the majority of muslims are arabs (middle east + north africa...)
>>69291496
>maybe but the majority of muslims are arabs (middle east + north africa...)
Paki + India + Indonesia + Malysia + Africa. I'm not sure MENA is the majority.
>>69291496
>20% is most
http://berkleycenter.georgetown.edu/essays/demographics-of-islam
the crusades were a response to muslim aggression in europe.
these cunts need to learn history
I reported the video on YouTube for containing Autism and Cancer. I legitmately puke in the back of my throat by watching that garbage nigger being triggered by santa.
>>69291783
>>69291641
OP you seem alright, you can come to Germany if you want to.
>>69292230
lol no thanks bro
>a bunch of non-muslim westernized pigdog infidels that think Islam is not eating pork ask questions to other infidels
I hate BuzzFeed so much, I mean give me a break how can you call yourself part of a group when you don't even fulfill the MINIMUM tenets required to be part of said group. Literally rejecting the pillars, and they purport to be a muslim, what a joke.
>>69287816
most muslims are south east asian
>>69287538
Ahhh, yes, comparing Muslim radicals with "KKK" and "Westboro baptists"
That's like me getting into a fight with my roommate, I call him a jerk, and he burns down the apartment, and then he just says "I think we both overreacted a little."
>>69292230
Merkel, get the fuck out.
>>69290740
>all religions are the same
Va a dormire coglione
>>69294265
Va dormir *
cazzo
FUCK
I hate those fucking smug looks they have on their faces. Fuck buzz feed. Who actually watches this shit? How can anyone find this funny, entertaining or insightful in anyway? Fuck
FUCK
>>69294655
>what are liberals
>>69287609
Questioning another person's faith is a sin, you lazy person.
>>69294813
I'm not questioning, i'm citing the Islam said, nothing more nothing less
>>69287816
>they don't fucking bomb people, they may attack people even physically, but not at the scale of islamic terrorists
They actually don't do either of these things. KKK hasn't killed anyone in more than 60 years. They're the lamest boogiemen you could possibly imagine.
>>69287816
>i'm from morocco
>italian flag
>marucchin'
Jesus. What happened to Italy?
>>69287538
As an ex Muslim can you explain to me a non Muslim, how Allah split the moon? Or how sperm comes from your backbone? Or how about how in Muslim paradise every male get fine silks, gold flakes, 300 pearly boys, and transparent born again virgins.
>>69294479
>dormir
Your Italian sucks.
>>69294885
tough times
>>69295079
lmfaao thought he was trying to speak french
>>69294865
>>69287609
>if you don't fill these 5 pillars, your 'islam' is not complete, you're not a muslim, stop trying to convince yourself
Distinguishing between those of relaxed and strict faith as the former not being true believers is questioning their faith at least and at most calling them non believers.
English isn't your first language, I take it, Habeeb.
>>69287538
>muslim
>not wearing burqqas
Absolutely haram
insollah burn the infadels praise allah
>>69287538
I'm not watching this garbage, what were the questions?
>>69294655
Upper middle-class hipster millenials who need something to feel smug about, so their boring existence seems less meaningless. It doesn't matter if those videos are nothing but bullshit, they like them because they make them feel superior to "those stupid racists".
>>69295173
>lmfaao thought he was trying to speak french
Seriously m8 you need to go back
>>69295173
>tough times
Go home, Muhammad.
You're causing the tough times.
>lmfaao thought he was trying to speak french
Literally what?
>>69295444
Nice trips, Galeazzo.
>>69295183
When you don't practice the most fundamental and minimal aspects of the faith, you don't hold the faith. There is no argument against this. Materially there is no difference between somebody who rejects the pillars and an atheist.
>>69295444
>>69295446
Va dormir = french for "go to sleep"
>>69295714
Ye and I'm trying to speak french while both of us are displaying an italian flag
Are you mentally retarded ?
>>69287538
>there aren't 1 billion muslims in the middle east
>>69295214
This, fucking slut thinks I'll listen to her when she's clearly trying to seduce so many servants of Mohammed (PBUH) and Allah
>>69295714
Lat. Dormire "to sleep"
Italian. Dormire
Tusc/Nap/Corsc Dormì
Span. Dormir
Frn. Dormir
Port. Dormir
Jesus. Latin verbs in the infinitive are exactly the same in their descendants except only Italian preserved that trailing e. Read a book, mudshit.
>>69295850
Ye and I'm trying to speak Italian while both of us are in an english image board
Are you mentally retarded ?
These games are for 2
>>69287538
This is a good thread, thanks for something to think about.
BASED PASTABOY
>>69296056
>italian flag
You should know the language of your flag.
You have to go back.
>>69287609
>2. pray 5 times a day (and the fajr prayer if possible)
Fajir is included in the 5 times and is compulsory too.
>tfw I haven't prayed in months
>tfw I just realized I'm not Muslim
>>69296042
really helpful tip, I can already tell it'll help me to steal some jobs here, thanks pastabro
>>69287538
>Westboro Baptist Church
Harmed absolutely no one, triggered your feelings at most
>KKK
Haven't done anything in ages. Only killed criminals.
>Crusades
A response to Muslim aggression.
>New pope is dope
As in he kisses Islamic cock daily?
>>69287538
>is every Catholic woman dressed like a nun?
This has to be a fucking joke.
>>69294146
You don't see the KKK invading Africa with mortars and machineguns. But Islam has done this to north Africa though. There aren't violent groups bombing mosques in Europe. Because Muslims bomb their own mosques instead.
Everyone keeps trying to separate Islam from Islamic terror and it just doesn't work. This video may as well say "Hey remember when hundreds of people got killed in France over a Muhammed cartoon?" and then they expect a laugh in response. It's pathetic!
>>69296246
I'm American.
I'm just not an ignorant faggot - you know, like every single marucchin'.
There's a reason why the world around hates Moroccans. There's a reason why nobody has a positive view of you.
>>69296770
>bases the entire world's opinion on his
whatever helps you sleep at night man
>>69296951
>bases the entire world's opinion on his
Your English isn't that good. What exactly are you trying to say here?
>>69294655
>Who actually watches this shit?
You nigger. It was made for you.
>>69297069
I'm deliberating that you are mistaken when thinking that the whole world's population has the same mentality and thoughts as you do
better ?
>>69297663
Nah. It's still pretty mangled but you got the point across.
And now, for my rebuttal -
You're factually incorrect. Polling throughout Southern Europe suggests that of all non-black immigrants Moroccans are viewed the worst.
>>69287538
Why are they acting like sassy black women? That's cultural appropriation.
Fucking mayo's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDMHCTOc4Y0
some of the youtube comments on this thing are golden
>>69297881
How people view me is none of my business, also just because they don't like immigrants doesn't mean they're going to get agressive on them, + people will see you bad for the stupidest reasons anyway, you might be covered and tattoos and people will see you as a bad person
>>69298007
Ask them that and buzzfeed will do a "Questions for Sassy black women" then we can get it flagged on youtube. Because it's racist.
Why do Muslims have Freedom of speech when they bomb innocent civilians? Shouldn't they all be drafted into an Islamic Jihad against the terrorists which give them all a bad name?
Internal Jihad to prove American loyalty when?
>>69287816
>03:47:59
Muslims are already taking over Europe with that insane birth rate, USA is smarter about immigration though.
>>69287538
>Honestly as an ex-muslim I can answer literally every single question to this
OK fucknuts, what's the ingredient in Church's chicken that gives captain Jihad such a rager?
Hi OP.
>>69298352
Get all those loony homicidal black women on Tommy Sotomayor's channel to watch that. They'll rage out about it.
>>69298476
I actually have an idea for sending an email to buzzfeed, about how I'm a muslim and how this video is very offensive to me and others because it protrays muslims as non praticers and as people who have no respect for their religion, if they don't take it down the least they would do is make another video or statement about how this doesn't represent all muslims, or basically anything to try to not offend people and kiss their asses like they always do
>>69298921
body fluids from little children
>>69287538
Goddamn it, IS. Do us a solid and annihilate these fuckers. You owe us that much by now.
>>69287538
>lol all these stereotypes you have of me are wrong bc im a shitty muslim
CHECKMATE BIGOTS
>>69299401
>body fluids from little children
That explains a lot
>>69299123
Would it really be a bad thing for humanity if Europe got conquered by Islam? Prolly not tbqh
>>69287816
>Because most arabs are muslims, and most muslims are arab, but I do agree on this point, a lot of people assume I'm a muslim just because i'm from morocco
only about 20% of muslims are arab.
pic related is non araba muslim
>>69287538
>the crusades
this meme needs to die
Trump needs to kill this meme
>>69298352
Seriously say that it's racist and it offends you. They'll literally take a few videos down just to appease Social Justice Wussies.
>>69299915
yeah I was proven wrong on that
>>69300138
oh, ok. fair enough
>here ismore non arab muslim
>>69287816
>crusades
The crusades were in response to the sacking of Jerusalem by the Seljuk Turks who killed 300 Christian missionaries. So technically they started it. The more you know.
>>69300415
lmfao, good night people, don't take all this shit to heart, if things ever get really fucked up remember u can shoot urself
>>69300538
at least i'm not from ireland
>>69300641
>italian flag
>ireland
good fucking lord
>>69287538
i want to execute every single modern muslim guy with a muslim beard
>>69300415
Congratulations? What point are you trying to prove when 95% of all muslims are stinky shitskins?
>>69300763
lol gotya!
>>69300877
looks white or asian to me, bitch
>>69299401
>I actually have an idea for sending an email to buzzfeed, about how I'm a muslim and how this video is very offensive to me and others because it protrays muslims as non praticers and as people who have no respect for their religion, if they don't take it down the least they would do is make another video or statement about how this doesn't represent all muslims, or basically anything to try to not offend people and kiss their asses like they always do
do it anon
>>69300641
>Ireland
American Education
>>69300525
I love fhe leftist cuckold version rendered in age of empire where it talks about how arabs were pretty much lefty intellectuals then the crusaders "ruined" them and christianity is somehow responsible for their jihadi tendencies.
>>69300942
>asians
>not smelly
You must be one of them...
>linking to buzzfeed
>>69287690
I appreciate not having to review the shitty youtube video yet still get to know the stupid bullshit it's asking.
99% of this shit is "crawl out from under the rock and go to a country that lets you search the fucking internet"
>>69301178
>being alive
this thread getting me depressed now, bye guys
>>69301456
Good. You should probably kill yourself why you're at it.
>what's the deal with santa
What's the deal with poonhamed raping multiple 8 year old girls?
>why do you think all Muslim's are arab
Because that's where your scumfuck religion originated from.
>why are Muslim's only mentioned in talks about religious extremism
Oh I don't know, maybe because your religion is literally the main impetus for virtually every terrorist attack we've seen in the past decade? Do we really need to clue you in again, or are you just going to continue to dance around the maypole and pretend it's multiculturalism?
>what about the KKK
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
I swear these Mudslimes are fucking masters at sidetracking the conversation. "But look at this totally unrelated group that in no way has any similarities to what we're talking about, as you can see it clearly proves Islam is peaceful".
>>69290418
This. And I'm friends with a bunch of muzzies.
>>69287538
That was probably the tamest BuzzFeedYellow video I've ever seen. And then at the end
>How can I hang out with the new pope, cuz he is dope!
Oh man that triggered me a bit.
>>69290740
Christians are indeed second behind Islam is awfulness, I wouldn't say all religions are the same though.
>>69287538
>WHY DO YOU WHITE EUROPEANS EMBRACE WHITE EUROPEAN VALUES??
Can the Hulkster please sue Buzzfeed out of business too?
>>69287816
>Why do you think all muslims are arab?
I don't but liberals love to push this whenever they claim criticism of Islam is racist because they are all arabs.
>Why do you put bacon in everything?
Why do you put sauce on chicken? Why do you anything? People like bacon and they eat it, its simple.
Why did the find the faggotiest people for the video?
>>69301868
>Christians second
OY VEY
>>69302753
You got me, Jew's could be there with a lot of caveats.
Like I suppose you could blame Christianity on Judaism, and then Islam as well, that could put it as first.
It's a matter if you want to look at "how things are today" or "historical impact".
>>69287538
I'm sick of people saying Crusades were an example that Christians are as bad.
IT WAS DEFENSE AGAINST AN ISLAMIC INVASION. An invasion that stopped Christians from entering the holy land.
This makes me vomit, no more please.
>>69296448
Really the larger parallel for a lot of the violence is the Protestant vs Catholic wars, but we don't do that anymore so the scale is totally different with modern populations and weapons.
