who oldest virgin here?
t.24
I was until 23. There's no point in losing it if you're older than 19 in my opinion. All women will have more experience than you and have fucked dozens of guys. You'll have to settle for a used up slut who's been bred by many. It'll never fix you. You may as well stay a virgin.
I'm 23, currently dating a 21 year old virgin. she has asked me when we will have sex but I'm in no rush t b h. never understood the hurry
I lost my virginity when I was 18 (23 now)
>>69237551
same here, nothing changed. My self esteem is same tbqh
You idiots should seek relationship, not sex.
Sex won't fix you. It won't make you happy.
You crave relationship, not sex.
>>69235524
Lost it at age 16, stayed with the same girl for a total of 8 years, before life forced us to break up. haven't really chased tail afterwards, just looking for someone I might want to settle down with.
Sex is jewish tool and shouldn't be an objective to strive for, instead, a stable relationship, which comes with sex, should be your goal.
t. Not-cuck
26, im winning so far
>>69235524
>Poland
>virgin
>24
to roksa.pl you go
27 and virgin.
Its easy to get pussy here but i want to fuck a girl i will love, im in not hurry thanks to porn.
>>69235524
25 virgin. Must be ugly I'll hire a hooker soon just to cross it off the list
>>69237971
>Sex won't fix you. It won't make you happy.
Actually, it does.
Lost mine at 22, she was 18 and a Virgin too, we actually both lied about to not seem sad. 5 years later and still plowing that.
>>69235524
52 and virgin, still live with my mom
>>69235524
21, almost 22, but its mainly because im so picky. I really want a traditional woman, but impossible to find in UK obviously. studying to go to asia
>>69235524
I know a 31 year old kissless virgin. We're internet frienderinos from WoW and other games.
Every day I wake up wondering if today's the day he's going to blow his brains
out.
I've had to distance myself from him since he became some posionious over the years.
I feel bad for him but it's largely self inflicted because he's a giant fucking weirdo who makes no attempts to be normal.
It's even worse because he's Ex Navy. How the fuck does the military not make atleast the semblance of a man out of someone.
>>69235798
Good goy,dont breed
Keep watching porn and masturbating
All women are whores anyway
I actually just fucked a girl today
lost it at 21 and married the girl at 23, we were both virgins too
every day i am thankful that i never have to date or play the talking game with another woman ever again. totally exhausting work, don't know how chads do it.
>35, kissless, never been hugged
>mfw i go to /r9k/ to talk about my problems and even they think i don't belong there
That is why I love talking about shitty Muslims and the jews with you, /pol/. The only board I fit in. Even though by Aryan standards I should have been zyklon'd by now.
>>69235524
Lost mine at 19. Now 26. Fucked 21 girls so far! Still no gf and I feel kind of empty inside.
>tfw 22 and virgin
>Korean qts everywhere
>Asians loving white cock is a meme
>>69239605
>have abs
>fresh breath
That's it
43
27
Stopped caring about it already
>>69239618
Dark Wizard spotted
>>69239332
How the hell does a military member remain a virgin? He could have went to a bar at a base town wearing his uniform and sluts would have thrown themselves at him.
>>69235798
>You'll have to settle for a used up slut who's been bred by many.
Fuck that shit. I'd don't want to be more pathetic than that.
>>69235524
26 here. Haven't left my house in months. No friends and no job.
>>69239071
Only temporarily.
>>69235524
43 and kissless.
>>69239705
Lol no it isn't. You're probably fat, short or bald.
>thread about virgins
>full of normalfags posting when they lost theirs
28, never kissed, hugged or even held hands with a girl. Will probably die a virgin.
>>69237971
>You crave relationship, not sex.
Not really.
>>69239958
How? Are you ugly?
>>69235524
19, and the bad thing is I could've easily lost it at 15, because my girlfriend wanted to have sex, but I was somehow too much of a pussy.
>>69239844
I would have still remained a virgin even if I were in the military.
>>69239844
That's bullshit. Any girl would fuck a teen muscular guy over some middle aged hairy fat shit who has mental problems too regardless of what his profession is.
>>69239959
Nah.
lost my virginity at 16.
21 now and Im still with the same girl
>>69239905
Jesus christ get it together you fucking scrub. You're like a helpless child in an adult's body.
14
Get rekt faggots
28 hugless KV reporting in
2 years left to be a wizard I am pumped
Basically I'm just antisocial so I don't meet or know any females at all. One grill at work seemed to attach herself to me a lot and wouldn't shut up about how single she is and how she has no boyfriend. I think she was trying to tell me something..
Either way she got another job and moved and I never saw her again. One year later I open Facebook for the first time in eons and I see like 5 unread messages she had been sending me randomly. I felt bad to be honest she was qt.... But then I jacked it to cartoon monster girl dating Sims and felt great again. Fuck 3D. MGQ is all I need right now.
MARRY ME ALICE
> who oldest virgin
We're on 4Chan, remember
>>69239983
Why? Are you obese or something?
23
no friends
Trying to act friendly doesn't seem to work
>>69240229
We were all 14 virigns at one point too bruh. It happened to us... And it will happen to you!
>>69240159
Then how, man? Are you military or an english teacher?
>>69239956
Same with food and hunger. Food will only solve my need temporarily.
>>69235524
>lose virginity at 14
>it wasn't that great
>have sex a few more times after that
>completely give up on it before I even turn 18
Thanks jews.
>>69240003
Don't know. I can attract females though. I am just not interested in relationships and all the crap that goes with them desu.
>>69239983
I crave relationships when I'm wasted drunk. When sober I have enough clarity to understand that 3D is inferior to 2D in every way
I kind of had sex once when I was 19 but I didn't get to finish. Does that count? I'm 22 and haven't even gotten close to doing it again.
Didn't lose it until I was 21. 23 now, have had zero success with women since. But then I thought to myself.
If I didn't experience it in my teens, what fucking right do I have to experience it in adulthood? It's inconsistent.
So, I have chosen to remain alone. If I couldn't have it then, I don't want it now.
>>69239844
Checked
No idea man. He couldn't even find some random 5/10 dependa to ride the benifit train while she sucked Jamal's dick at home.
Would have atleast been able to some what respect him...
>>69235524
Wizard in July here.
This thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm81LSKJC2k
>>69235798
>There's no point in losing it if you're older than 19 in my opinion
what has your age to do with anything? Isn't that the girls age that matters in this case
>>69239659
So you fucked every single girl in your tiny island?
It's weird but small isolated communities seem to be very promiscious
>>69239071
This desu. Casual sex was the greatest thing boomers gave us
>>69240268
Yes, and?
I'm 25 and lost mine at 21. Been with around 17 women since.
>>69235798
Canada literally can't stop shitposting
26
I have untreated social anxiety and selective mutism.
Virgins over the age of 25 are extremely rare I refuse to believe that there are so many people here like that. It must be people trolling and trying to fit in. Just give upo guys it's not funny
I turn 31 in May
>>69238066
>the Jews altered human biology to make sex feel good
t. increasingly retarded man
>>69240634
>>69240621
not lying
never had oral either. Have made out with a couple girls tho
>>69235524
Anyone who makes it to 21 without having sex and isn't curing cancer or some shit should be gassed.
20.
still time to lose that V-card, r-right?
29, almost 30.
Kissed a lot of girls, touched vaginas, but my pee pee is kind of broken (phimosis). I finally went to the doctor recently to schedule a circumcision, but the NHS is falling apart and I've not heard anything back yet, so I'll need to rebook an appointment (which takes about 4 weeks).
On the plus side im rich as fuck so im hoping to lose it to a dutch whore after getting cut.
Soon to be 27 and khhv.
>>69240621
Do you know where you are?
>>69240383
Military. I guess im just autistic. I know how to socialize and talk to women. I fail at flirting or making a move though. Makes it harder to talk to women here especially when more than half dont speak English. Its understandable though. Im the foreign awkward guy in this situation.
>>69240418
Suuure, stud. Sure.
>>69240588
Yeah, yeah. Keep making excuses. This whole thread is pathetic
>>69240621
So, when I hit 44 I am in 3% bracket. Great. Any girl want to challenge this?.
>>69240719
And everyone under the age of 18 shouldn't be posting on this board so there.
>>69240621
soon 25 here, women don't really interest me, they are shallow, and I can just jerk myself off. Seriously, there's literally nothing a woman could offer me.
Just turned 25
>>69240621
I'm 23 and still a virgin. What's so fucking important about it?
>>69240790
I think a lot of Koreans also don't like the u.s. military presence there. As a student, things were real easy for me there.
>>69240771
I've been here 11 years, anon. You're just too lazy to do anything about your life
>>69240495
A third were from here, rest were swedish as I did study in the Swedish Kaliphate couple of years ago.
>>69240817
Okay.
>>69240621
6% of guys have homosexual experiences before the age of 44
what the fuck
Lost my virginity on my 25th birthday. I'm kinda ugly, so that's why it had taken me so long. Haven't had sex since, and I'm 27 this year. I'm such an ugly fuck, I've not really bothered looking for other women.
>>69240690
You didn't understand what I meant, cuck.
>>69240634
>>69240766
30 in August here. Would losing it to a hooker actually count?
>>69235524
Fuck all of you guys. Lost it when I was 5
>>69235524
I'm 27 and still a virgin
26
>>69240188
Same situation here. Feels good to know I'm not a cuck.
>>69240917
It's a major red flag for crippling social failure, as it suggests that you've spent the better part of a decade expressing your sexuality only to porn and fantasies rather than a real person who likes you back. Anyone who's over 21 and a virgin is either an insufferable fundie or an autistic train wreck.
>>69240762
not rly i lost it at 13
so you are like 7 years late
>>69240863
>Seriously, there's literally nothing a woman could offer me
Go check your testosterone levels this is not normal. Stop looking for excuses/ Also how would you know you are a virgin
>>69240621
43. I've turned down sex many times. I want to go more slowly.
>>69241057
greentext please
>>69235524
>mfw I lost my virginity at 15
>kissed girls at 11
>slapped girls asses and got beat up by their old brothers in primary school
Seriously. Some bitch got her 25 year old brother to beat me up when I like 8 years old for slapping her ass.
>>69235524
89, posting from a senior home ;_;
>>69240923
Yeah alot of them dont. There was a protest against us a few months ago at our front gate. Its funny how its always younger generations who protest. The older generations lived through hell growing up and realize that the sole reason theyre living in a modern Korea is cause of the US. But i dont want to get into politics.
>>69240952
HOLY SHIT FUCKING RARE
>>69235524
23, and well on my way to being the eternal virgin.
>>69241039
You pay one way or the other so yes
>>69241102
But I don't want anyone to like me back. I don't want to be fixated on that stuff.
How does lack of sex imply crippling social failure? I talk to everyone just fine.
25 here
I've kinda just given up at this point.
>>69240621
I honestly never tried to get a gf in my entire life. I just focused on my grades and video games/4chan/porn.
Kinda sad too because I had several chances to bone because some women made advances to me.
I usually think about how they must have sucked other guys dicks before me and how they probably were fucked by Tyrone and then I don't even want to speak to them.
>>69241057
Ahmed took it for ya?
You guys should all become christfags its totaly fitting with the virgin meter
26
gay and only into older men wish why im so ashamed of myself and just masturbate to older gay porn and pictures
I never had high self-esteem, and everything went to shit when I started balding, and started graying from my face. What do I do now, bros? I'm so lonely
;_;
>>69241277
>I talk to everyone just fine.
This.
Let's face it, most of us are probably just too ugly to get laid.
>>69241111
T levels are fine
I play the piano, speak 4 languages, I go to the gym and I draw. That takes up all my time, and I love it. That's all I care about, keeps me focused.
>>69241277
> But I don't want anyone to like me back.
LMAO you're the social equivalent of the kid that commits suicide over and over in video games the moment he starts to lose, so that it doesn't "count" when their friends beat them. Do you jack off? Do you watch porn? Do you honestly think that voyeurism over a digital representation of something can actually be more meaningful than the actual experience?
>>69239659
Get that silly flag off already, you are one of us.
To all you virgins that are above age 20. Are you guys unattractive? Just uninterested? Shy?
One of my friends is a fat, ugly neckbeard that stocks shelves at a grocery store for a living and even he has fucked a few girls.
I'm not trying to be a dick, just curious. Cause it's really not that hard to fuck a girl.
>>69239618
Teach me your ways O wraith Lord
23
I WILL lose it this year.
>>69241264
I'm planning to drive to a brothel in Nevada, and do it legally. Last thing I want is to get arrested for sex.
>>69241318
yeah I was a southern baptist til around 21
a hardcore, pass-out-tracts-at-the-mall type baptist
turned down a couple situations then that probably could/should have lead to sex
I've gone into hermit mode the past few years tho and haven't been in a similar situation
Holy shit this meme is real? Lost mine at 17.
The best girl I was ever with was a virgin at 18. Try and find a girl that is a virgin, or at least one who's only been with(a relationship) one, maybe two other guys, tops. Make sure she has a hobby too.
>>69241102
I-I'm working on it senpai
25, dropped 30lbs, 10 to go, then starting to lift. I feel much better about myself now. I don't know how I let life slip through my fingers like that. I became a recluse after most of my friends moved, and they stopped talking to me.
>>69241362
That's no excuse ugly guys get laid all the time (unless they are total circus freaks)
Who do you think fucks all those fat chicks?
>>69241187
I had a chuckle
Lost mine at 17, she was 16. Guess I'm just a normal fag and will never have some of the wizard powers that others in this thread have, psssst *I'm glad*
>>69241479
fairly ugly
but I'm 6'2" and around 180 to 185 and don't dress like a slob
in an engineering phd program so broke at the moment
>>69241444
What the fuck are you even talking about? Because If I didn't put it in someone's snatch, I'd prefer to jack off? What makes you think I won't do the same shit even after I get laid?
You people act like my life will change IMMEDIATELY if I do.
>>69241479
To all you virgins that are above age 20. Are you guys unattractive? Just uninterested? Shy?
One of my friends is a fat, ugly neckbeard that stocks shelves at a grocery store for a living and even he has fucked a few girls.
I'm not trying to be a dick, just curious. Cause it's really not that hard to fuck a girl.
This. But then I think...
>>69241479
>I usually think about how they must have sucked other guys dicks before me and how they probably were fucked by Tyrone and then I don't even want to speak to them.
So I don't.
Lost it at 18 with a 16 year old.
>>69237551
She is a western woman I assume, and not a muslim? Muslims might wait until marriage, but someone else might get bored and fuck someone else first if you don't hurry. You are probably going to go "Not her", but then you are just naive and frankly stupid
>>69241622
Trust me mate, even the fat chicks are not interested.
I'm 30 years old and virgin
Never had gf too
Lost mine at 27, great sex.
Now my gf broke up with me. Now I'm virgin again.
>>69239705
Can confirm its not a meme. Sorry senpai. Maybe try learning some Korean, they eat that shit up for me.
>>69241479
I don't think I'm ugly, but I'm self-conscious about my baldness, and the fact that I have nothing to offer to a potential love interest. I'm also pretty sure I have SAD.
>>69241570
Just start lifting you fuck. You can put mass and cut fat at the same time if you're really fat. Then get mad pussy
OK I'm out this thread has gone to shit. Fuck normies. You weren't ask yet you shit the thread up now we can't have any meaningful conversations
>>69241811
Tnx 4 flag
>>69237971
>You crave relationship, not sex
What the rareflag said. I'd happily be a wizard if I could get a girl that I could connect with on an emotional level, someone that I trusted enough to confide in.
Of course that's nearly impossible to do in today's world.
>>69239163
>>69241479
I'm fat and ugly. My real problem is that I never, ever go out, so I never meet people. And I can't get past a woman that isn't a virgin. If I'm still a virgin, then I could expect her to still be a virgin at least.
And I wouldn't mind a 4/10 virgin woman. I'd take her over a 9/10 whore.
>>69239162
>Lost mine at 22, she was 18 and a Virgin too, we actually both lied about to not seem sad. 5 years later and still plowing that.
Are you still lying?
>>69241811
And another one added to the collection!
>>69241039
nah. that's what I did. it changed nothing. I wish I was still a virgin.
>>69240952
I really want to see what the average girl from Aland looks like. Do you have some pictures.
>>69241919
>And I can't get past a woman that isn't a virgin.
Those start getting more and more rare as you age. By the time you hit 30, most of your options will be single moms.
>>69241846
I got 20lbs left to go m8
Everyone tells me to cut, the gain at the gym. So I've been dropping about 2 lbs a week. I'll be well on my way by August if I stick to my diet and commit
Too bad I still won't get any puss, oh well
>>69235524
I'm 21, almost 22. I figure I'll never lose it at this point. Sometimes it really puts me down. I've spent some nights crying about it.
>>69241919
No woman is virgin over 17. Get over it faggot it's not 1900 anymore.
20 so far, still have hope
24.
>Live with parents
>Never kissed
>Never had job
>Can't drive
>Loose skin from being fat until teens (not even anything drastic) so too insecure for anyone to see body
>Shit social skills
23. 6'2", kind of have a low T look about me. I'm generally too shy and timid around women and don't carry myself confidently enough. Trying to change my beta ways.
>>69241479
Ugly and shy, but mostly crippled by self-loathing. I do not believe anyone has ever found me attractive or ever will.
21
I don't play games I can't win.
Haven't actively look for female companionship in years.
>>69242057
>>69242046
Don't care. I can never accept a woman that has taken another man's dick.
>>69241622
I'd rather stay virgin that have sex with a fat chick tbqhwy
>>69241479
people here are saying It's because they are ugly and unattractive but it really is just poor self-esteem
20. I've had sex four times but was never able to cum...
>>69235524
I wish I was a virgin, I feel ashamed i didn't wait for marriage.
>>69235524
Just turned 25. At this point, I don't give myself a hard time about it. I've struggled a lot with intimacy growing up, and have been a shut-in for a lot of those years due to anxiety.
But I know my worth. I'm a fairly good looking nordic-white male with a good mind, and plenty of talents.
I've had so many opportunities with women throughout my teens, wasn't exactly oblivious to it either. I just couldn't handle the concept of intimacy and the vulnerability that comes with it.
Relationship/Sex will come naturally if I just start putting myself out there more, and if I ever really feel the need to take care of it, sex workers are at my disposal.
I'm actually grateful for remaining a virgin this long, solely because I've managed to ignore whores for this long. Feels good, man.
>>69242089
What the fuck have you been doing for 24 years?
What really bums me out is that my 20's sex drive is going to waste. I believe there's a big dropoff by your 30's.
>>69242205
You will then end up charged as a pedophile or die a virgin.
I was a virgin until I was 20.
At least according to the gay community.
69
but I took a vow of celibacy in my 20's. I'm the non-rapey kind of priest.
>>69235524
I want to die a Virgin.
>>69241704
Dude, you're educated and tall, there's plenty of girls that will fuck you. Seriously. You don't have to have some model facial aesthetics or money to get laid. If you have confidence and show that you're smart you can fuck a decent woman.
>>69241783
Maybe you're looking at the wrong women? Maybe go for women a bit younger than you that haven't had the chance to suck a million dicks. There are girls like that that exist man.
>>69241821
Baldness might suck, but there are also a percentage of women that are into that. So it goes both ways man. Also, who cares if you don't have anything to add. Just fake the confidence and girls will buy into it.
>>69242296
Then you believe wrong.
to all Betamax males in this thread, I prescribe the following
>More red meat
>More sunlight
>Less TV/Game time
>Go out at least once a week and talk to people OR get a therapist
>START LIFTING
You can do it faggot. We all can.
I'm a legit asexual, as in, legitimately diagnosed.
24 years old and never even hugged a girl.
But I don't feel anything about it.
I prefer playing piano.
When I was 26 I was banging a 19 year old girl. She considered me to be "an older guy". When we were lying on my bed she asked me "when did you lose your virginity?". I panic and lie. Don't want to lie too much so I say 18. She starts laughing at me and says she can't believe it took me that long. She tells me how she lost it at 13 like all of her friends. Says she lost count of the guys shes fucked by the age of 16. Told me how she fucked multiple men aged 40+ when she was 14.
>tfw I really lost my virginity at 21
>>69241479
Just not interested and I work at a theater with lots of attractive girls but I'm just not feeling it.
>>69242347
Really?
>>69239618
Same but I am 29. I am soon to graduate in the wizard college!
>>69242349
How do you get the motivation to lift. I want to do it so bad, but whenever I start, I give up after a month or two. I wanted to try going this morning, but of course that failed. Here's to waking up early tomorrow and making another attempt.
Lost it at 19 to a tumblr SJW. I stuck with her for a few months bc I thought it was the only pussy I can get, but dumped her soon for obvious reasons. Another girl at 21, ugly chink. Have been dry since (24)
>>69242349
Therapy made me feel worse about myself. Exercise and sunlight haven't changed anything.
>>69242391
You mean a beta which no girl want so you refer to yourself as asexual? Go back to tumblr.
>>69239163
Please tell me your life story
>>69235524
I donยดt understand how you guys can be virgins at that age? Donยดt you have money for prostitutes or are you just neets who live in mommys basement with allowance?
>>69242015
About 50% look pretty hot like pic related. The remaining 50% look like horses due to inbreeding.
>>69241479
21
Average face
6'2"
Lift
$60k/yr job
Classic Porsche & Land Rover
Bad childhood + massively introverted = virgin
>he calls himself "white master race"
>he's a virgin
kekaroni
Choose one (1). Even your own idol thinks male virginity is the surest sign of a feckless impotent subhuman.
>>69242408
What the hell is wrong with Irish women
I'm 23 and I remember in high school this girl gave a guy a blowjob and got bullied so much for it she moved schools.
>>69237971
>just find a relationship
well gee thanks m8 il just go and do that right now
>>69240299
I am. Well Chubby in american standard.
Seriously, being fat destroys your chance for pussy. Im currently on a good way to lose weight, but I will never experience hot and wild teen love, which hurts the most.
24 yo, at least I hugged several girls.
>>69242155
Firstly, you probably aren't as ugly as you think. Secondly, tons of ugly guys get hot women.
>>69242537
Why would I want a prostitute? That sounds awful and degenerate.
>>69242332
>Dude, you're educated and tall, there's plenty of girls that will fuck you. Seriously. You don't have to have some model facial aesthetics or money to get laid. If you have confidence and show that you're smart you can fuck a decent woman.
it's not even a woman specific thing
I can't seem to hold a conversation with random dudes that I'm just meeting
after a few months of knowing people, I come around but usually at that point courting seems off the table.
maybe that's just in my head and they're begging me to ask them out
who the fuck knows
>>69242643
It's all about sex.
>>69240762
Yeh i lost it by at 21, you gotta get it done before you are out of your early twenties though it gets really wierd after then and not just "wow how the fuck have you not gotten laid".
To the people who say they don't care or w.e its bs. I looked in the mirror and realised it was because I was a fat manlet who was socially retarded and dressed like a 10 year old, I changed the fat and clothes bit and I've had sex with two girls since then and gotten with a couple more (about 6.5-7.5 averages to standard white qts). I don't even believe I'm attractive although they will say I am (lieing i imagine), so it can't be that. Girls like to have sex too so aslong as you aren't toxic you can get laid easily.
My main advice is confidence boosters through stuff like alcohol and getting good social connections its a lot easier to know girls when you are friends with guys with girlfriends etc... I find that this helps as a barrier to my social retardedness as a I can get away with more in these scenarios.
>>69242467
If you can't wake up and lift, do it right after you get home from work, feels good, then you can chill out and relax and get a good nights rest.
>>69242563
>60k a year, Porsche and land Rover
Maybe your problem is you're a fucking moron money waster. I bet you live in a studio apartment or your parents basement wondering why you never have any money to move out.
>>69242537
Prostitutes don't count toward virginity loss. It's not an accomplishment at all, because they'd have sex with a homeless man with no teeth for the right price.
>>69235524
27
>>69242621
And I haven't. Which part of this is confusing you?
>>69242720
Not interested in sex outside of a relationship.
>>69242563
is that you Elliot Rodger?
>>69235798
There's plenty of women in Asia who are virgins by the age of 24.
>>69242791
>implying
Sex is sex you mong
>>69241460
Okay, father.
>>69242541
Where is Aland, I will come over and inseminate of those girls in pic for you.
>>69241789
thanks denmark, but I will say not her because not every woman is a slut.
>CURRENT YEAR
>People still want to have 3D relationships
t. el peruANO
>>69242726
Post pic please. I want to know if I have any chance.
>>69242563
21 is still young though. If I were you I'd use your cool car and height to attract a younger woman. They will be into you cause you are a bit older, and you have the potential to turn your introverted nature into a more mysterious demeanor. You can do it man. Be strong and silent, not weak and silent. Stand up straight and all that shit.
>>69241546
Thanks! I'll be sure to keep my eye out friend. :)
>>69242868
Damn you're prepared with your gifs m8
>>69242643
If you are a 24 year old man child then yeah you need to get yourself a prostitute or kill yourself. Fuck off with that degeneracy bullshit. If you are too fucking ugly or autistic to get pussy for free then work for money and pay money to get pussy its that simple. I used to pay for girls but now been lifting for few years and found a girlfriend that does it and let me tell you it is far more cheaper to pay for a blowjob than have a girlfriend. There are no free tits
>>69235798
26 here
fucked my cousin who was 17 at the time. Zero experience and tender thighs.
>>69241479
i'm pretty average, should have no problems picking up an average grill at a bar past midnight at least once in a while but i don't even know where to begin
fuck flirting and small talking about inane shit i can't deal with it.
>>69242895
It's a finnish island
22 and still a virgin.
I'm not an autist, I don't have social anxiety, I'm not a neckbeard basement dweller, and I'm very attractive. Honestly I just never tried to get laid. Eventually I decided to focus on other things (politics, history, etc.) which are actually of importance.
Fortunately I've got another 8 years to avert becoming a wizard, so that's good. Think I'm gonna try to change it this summer.
>>69242593
24 is still young, you have lots of time to lose the weight, if you set your mind to it, in 6 months you could be /fit/
>>69238720
Hey fellow shitholer
>>69240451
>If I didn't experience it in my teens, what fucking right do I have to experience it in adulthood? It's inconsistent.
I lost it at 21 too, had moderate success since then (I'm going to be 23). I had sex with 4 women since then, and I'm currently in a relationship.
You will only get "experience" when you are in a relationship anyway, however one-night stands are good for ego boost.
Most people are not ahead of you because they had sex in their teens, most of them still just cum fast and don't know what they are doing.
Just get your shit together, and start flirting with girls, its all confidence man.
>>69235524
Lost my V yesterday I'm 28 and 10months
felt good man
i lost mine way to early at 15. but who cares.
>>69235524
20 and don't see myself losing it soon. Never had close to a GF. Went through a lot of shit throughout my childhood and adolescence to where I pretty much ignored people and didn't care about relationships; everyone was on the level of acquaintance for me. Still the same now but try to start conversations more (they usually come off as forced and awkward due to me having poor social skills, but I'm improving).
Have vision that's too poor to drive, and I have this standard in my head that until I'm on my own and have a decent paying job, I'm not really going to find any girl that has my standards (I.E. not a slut). Don't really have money to take a girl out or anything, and the lack of social skills doesn't help much either. Probably won't actually see any women until I'm done with college, find a good job, move out of parents' house, and then start going out to places.
>>69243080
>actually of importance
>politics
>>69242564
>muh Hitler
He probably lost virginity in his 30s, he was a weirdo when he was young
>>69243047
>Sex is never free
You're a wise man.
>>69235524
achtundzwanzig
vingt et huit
veintiocho
28
to all the insecure faggots who think they are ugly
read this, seriously
I'm not saying it will get you laid but It really helps you to understand your psychology end exposes the lies you tell yourself and it's yuuuge step forward
it's really brilliant book you won't regret it trust me
you can find the pdf on google and thank me later
>>69241522
I'm sure you will, Alberto
We all will
>>69235524
t. 26
24
Kissless
NEET
But at least I have 2 guns and a fuckdoll that I fuck every night
>>69243099
Nice dub anon.
Make sure to prepare for our team to play like shit tonight.
23 y.o virgin here.
I've done everything except sex
I was so close too. But the bitch was fucking nuts
All I wanted to do was bang her and then break up, but she ended up calling it off first
Been 4 almost 5 years now, haven't had another GF since and I don't feel like banging random sloots
I don't think I'm ugly, but I know I'm socially retarded so its a challenge
>>69241479
I'm a virgin because I'm not muscular and outgoing. That's what almost all girls want in a guy. Not everyone can get laid, regardless of how much effort they make. I don't try because I know that I can't get laid. Average and shy guys often stay celibate unless they become rich at some point in their careers. That's why you sometimes see some fat guy in his 40s-50s marrying for the first time.
>>69243047
>24
Lolno. 32. And I'm still not interested in paying a prostitute for the sake of sticking my dick in something.
>>69242688
I think the more you force yourself to talk to strangers, even if they are men, the easier this will become. My mindset with women is "if they reject me, I never have to see them again." When there's no consequently failure, you have no fear of failure.
Was raped by teacher at 10 years old if that counts
>>69243170
It will get better at 21 anon, 21 is the magic number. Not only can you legally drink but it opens up entirely new channels for social situations.
t. former 21 year old virgin
I think I was 26, it happened though, some old weird bitch (pretty good looking though) and I haven't fucked anyone since :/
>>69243087
Well, thanks. But I am afraid of the loose skin that comes with rapid weight lose.
6 months is a bit too fast, I think.
This thread is really depressing, I always the /pol/ wasn't really tired with /r9k/ nerd virgins, boy was I wrong.
I'm going back to /sp/ at least they aren't all crying faggots.
>>69243048
>fucked my cousin who was 17 at the time. Zero experience and tender thighs.
No surprise there mexico.
>>69235524
>>69235524
Do prostitutes count? If no, 22 here.
>>69243175
this is /pol/ right?
>>69243395
Are you guys allowed to drink under 21 if your parents buy you booze?
>>69242895
Rightful finnish clay in the Baltic Sea.
>>69239618
What do you look like bro
>>69243360
>If men
DISGUSTING
end youserlf before you become a pedo too.
>If women
NICE
>Lost mine at 18 ยจ
i honestly thought that losing your virginity at 18 was considered late.
>>69243257
What if all the terrible things I tell myself are true, not lies?
>>69241479
Probably a mix of social awkwardness and too high standards when choosing a woman
>>69243317
Then live unhappy life with your forever blue balls. Just trying to give tips. If you are some nut christian/muslim who doesn't want to have sex outside of marriage then sorry for hurting your feeling and religion.
23. I'm neither ugly, nor autistic but I simply cannot be fucked to make the effort to try and get with a girl. Maybe I fear the rejection as well but being a virgin just doesn't bother me enough to change the situation.
>>69241479
if you have a good group of friends, are outgoing and self-confident, you will have no problem losing yours, unfortunately I have none of these things
>>69241479
Not unattractive or lacking confidence (I'm a face-to-face salesman) but entirely uninterested in expending the effort needed to play the fucking "game" that modern women expect.
When a straightforward, no-drama woman who knows what she wants and lets me know comes along I'd be more than happy to indulge, but I won't hold my breath.
>>69241121
wow not so fast champ
>>69235798
I have fucked a fair share of nightclub sluts and honestly my self-esteem is the same. I crave a relationship with a decent girl desu senpai
>>69240268
This thread is ridiculously embarrassing. If it doesn't end up on the front page of reddit, they don't know what they are doing.
>>69243295
I'm not muscular, tall, rich, or extremely good looking. You have to use what you got.
33 year old virgin, never had a gf, never kissed, never any kind of sexual contact.
I was massively fat and depressed for over 10 years. Started new antidepressants two years ago after chickening out on killing myself again and running into my old shrink on accident.
For the first time since I was 13 I feel good now. I've gone back to college, lost 100lbs (leaving me still grossly overweight), and even made a couple of friends. I've been walking a few miles outside everyday and eating healthy.
I have no idea how to attempt to begin a relationship and have a few years of work to go before I'm in shape to even do that. Also my dick is no longer working as well as it used to, thanks to the antidepressants. I'm planning ahead and trying to figure out how to bum cialis from my father, who has a massive enough stockpile that he gives it to friends.
>>69243452
That's because the janitor doesn't allow these kind of threads there.
I can assure you there's your fair share of virgins on /sp/ too. So you should just leave 4chan.
>>69237551
top kek, she wants to have sex with you, turd, if you play this beta game and "not rush it" she might leave you, just enjoy yourself
>>69243452
>thread asking for virgins to report their age and story
>surprised when they do this
You could literally make this thread on any board, any forum, and it will be just as 'pathetic' because you find the idea of nerd virgins to be pathetic (and probably link being a virgin with being a nerd immediately).
Your issue could be solved in an instant by not opening threads that basically say "virgins, report in." You're like those agnostics who claim not to care or know about religion, but come shitposting in a thread about religion anyway.
