Bring it on, faggots. I'm trying to dismantle Straya.
Nice trips.
>>69222966
Can you see my house from up there??
>>69222966
cool knives/10
would go innawoods with
>>69222966
Have a go cunt.
>>69223279
Eh... I feel sorry trying to banter with Canada. You cucks are already fucked. Can't beat a transdegenrate when he's down....
>>69223521
Ok.
>>69222966
Jaya Mahakali, Ayo Gorkhali!
>>69223466
Nah, I can see your mom though.
>>69223575
K cha oie!
>>69222966
dont even know where the fuck nepal is, thats how insignificant u guys are
>>69223521
Sorry m8, I don't make fun of the disabled and people who lose fights to birds.
>>69223699
Impossible to read that without the lisp...
>>69223607
Ayyy! You from the Gurkha thread?
I wonder how you can read with 50 chins blocking your FOV.
Nepal is short for negative pal.
>>69222966
you get wifi on your mountain?
>>69223886
Have a cookie.. That should last days...
BTW, dude. How's Riga? Thinking of travelling there.
>>69223824
cant be worse than your customer service accent
>>69223995
Yeah.
Does your constitution come with mustard?
Gun laws, faggot! And you call sandniggers barbarians...
>>69224103
>Does your constitution come with mustard?
it's a right
at least we get guns. your bright robes will make you better targets if you radicalize
>>69224085
How can you guys reproduce with a country full of fags?
Also, I'm sorry you couldn't afford to go to school, Fernando. But Nepal's not India.
>>69224198
That is if you burgers can stop killing each other for that long..
>>69224293
same shit different name
and uni's free here you faggot
>>69224426
Alright, you tried. See ya, Spainbro.
>>69224385
>burgers
>niggers
fix'd that for you
CAN'T STUMP ME!
>Straya on suicide watch
>>69224583
This is getting boring, burgerbro....
>>69224880
yeah, i expected more bantz.
>>69222966
Does it make you sad to know that your country's relevance on the world stage is so minute?
Australia is younger than you, with a smaller population, and we have done a fuckload more than you guys would dream of. I think it's time you lifted your game a bit.
>>69225001
Jesus their population is bigger, how the fuck have they accomplished nothing?
>>69222966
How many dead babies are still under the rubble?
>>69225001
Straya! Posts a serious post in a shitposting thread. Typical.
Alright, I'll reply seriously.
Nepal has not been one for technological or economic development. Throughout it's history, we have had countless cultural renaissances but never a technological one.
And that's seen when you visit here. Architecture, landmarks, sculptures, musems, temples in every street. Culture is where Nepal shines. And you have never seen religious tolerance like in Nepal. There is no animosity between any religion here and Buddhists and Hindus have always lived in peace together.
The only reason countries like Murica, Convictland or Hong Kong have had a technological boom is because of Britain. They built railroads, infrastructure and traded with everyplace they captured.
Nepal didn't lose autonomous control to Britian and hasn't ever since it was founded. Nepalese see it and our culture as a point of pride.
>>69225269
You call that banter? Are you 14? Really asking.
>>69225721
>Proud of not getting free infrastructure
>>69224033
Nothing new here. Still you can have decent drinking fest in old town, beat some britcucks ass. Bongs come here on weekends to cheat on their two teeth waifus
>Gurkha bringing the bantz
Do you have any Muslim heads mounted on your wall?
>>69226246
Sorry Straya. You tried too.
>>69226325
Excellent! Looking forward to it.
>>69226412
No but I've got a Khukuri and some free time. Whatdya say?
low energy bantz tonight
>>69227263
I know... Had some Strayas but they lost. Probably re-evaluating their life.
>>69227343
getting late for them i think.
>>69227259
Sure thing lad, I'll bring my high-capacity assault spoon.
>>69223553
>>69223575
Nice proxy.
>>69222966
what do you think f the english burmese friend?
>>69227552
Bring rum instead nigel
>>69223628
under all that ruble? damn
>>69224608
we have earthquakes doing the stumping desu
>>69222966
I furiously masturbate every night knowing you faggots are starving and dying because TONE stopped the boats. Get hit by a boulder you nepalese cunts
>>69225721
> Nepal didn't lose autonomous control to Britian and hasn't ever since it was founded
why would anyone waste resources in shitskins that cant even design a flag without tremendously fucking up
>>69227659
>nigel
I'm so triggered I dropped my Irn-Bru.
Nepal low on his psych meds.
> blockade still on
>>69227697
>>69227756
He appears! Behold!
>Be Straya
>Wake up to a dingo attack
>Shoo it off with a can of VB
>Wipe spiders off the keyboard
>Shitpost on 4chins
>12b/s 2MB yearly plan expires
>Sleep
>Get raped by a platypus with a kangaroo's dick while a koala watches
>Repeat
>>69225721
Thinking of nepal...
At least it rolls downhill into your filthier neighbours
This is so low energy i can't even bother to lurk. Fucking 'Strayans not contributing
>>69228227
> Be nepal
>>69222966
Fight the good fight, Nepalbro. Best of luck.
>>69227885
You're just sad a an Abo wouldn't fuck you with an emu's dick. Go cower before some birds.
>>69228413
Don't you have some islands to dispute woth the ruskies?
>>69227948
Let's see.. We fought Mughals, Britbros and they sung praises about us. Gurkhas still remain the best front line infantry in the world.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049987/Gurkha-beheaded-Taliban-soldier-Afghanistan-battle-cleared-return-duty.html
Keep losing to birds, cunt.
>>69222966
Bantz flag
>>69228498
Don't you have an entire nation?
Oh wait, I forgot you are already cucked you Estonian garbage.
>>69228082
Do I even need to....
>>69228227
> be Nepal
> get woken up by earthquake
> fall under rubble
> ????
>>69228616
Don't they play rugby with emu eggs or something like that?
>>69228693
Still happy for a nation that is not secretly ruled by Australian kangajews
>>69223761
Someone had extra caffeine with their morning cuppa.
>>69228768
Get outta here Estonia. Nothing ever happens there anyway
Do you guys have a high suicide rate like Lithuania btw?
>>69228363
>Be Gurkhas
>Be based monks
Or...
>Be convicts
Your choice, Strayacunt.
>>69228756
At least try, it's not fucking fun if you don't fucking try.
>>69228693
>be japan
>nuked by USA and then cucked by them
>accusing others of being cucked
lol
>>69228922
Not entirely sure about that, teen depression is on the rise. The rate for suicides is low but the rate for attempts is higher which shows how weak these pseudo-nords that surround me daily, really are
>>69228963
>Be Estonia.
>Didn't even fight.
>Still cucked.
>>69228952
Muh shekelyens
>>69228963
>Be Estonia
>Highest % of women of any nation
>Look at women
>Fuck pig in shed
>>69229176
Beats being fucked by a sheep
>>69228756
>Be Straya
>Turn on poorfag CRT
>Turnbull says a cuckshed for every man
>Government mandated Abo rape
>Drop pants and open wide for national pride
>>69229176
MY FUCKING SIDES
What the fuck is going on here?
>>69228952
kek
>>69227453
Disgusting Melbourne cunt here, it's indeed 1am.
>>69229266
Fuck off, Warusavisenevirathana.
>>69223279
>>69221697
Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>69222966
Hope you enjoy living there, because you cant leave faggot
>>69229318
How does the average human melbournian cunt taste?
>>69229099
>not realizing fighting would kill more of us than them
>hurr you didnt kirr yourserf ror
Go and eat mercury filled whales.
>>69229176
>be abo
>sniff petrol and get killed by roos
>>69228930
Hey, how's it going tibet, I know china doesnt let you talk to people anymore, but it's still nice to see you.
>>69229176
This is a return to form. I tip my Dhaka topi to you, sir.
>>69229372
Probably 10k in debt for uploading that pic?
>>69229382
>getting pussy
>in Melbourne
bunch of fucking SJWs mate
A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE
>>69229496
Ah, sorry, slipped my mind
>>69229318
>>69227453
>>69229492
Yawn.. weak
>>69229621
Just assuming, not trying to deliver bantz
>>69229254
> Be straya
> turn on TV
> Earthquake in Nepal
> mfw
>>69229621
Estonia isn't even trying, Aus.
>>69229496
You must've had at least one, come on
>>69222966
Pokhara or Kathmandu?
>>69229348
calm down Jürgen
>>69229766
Not enough to get an average
>>69229683
Eh... You're losing, m8. Earthquakes. What else? I'll wait. Got time.
>>69229690>>69229690
Kek. When have you ever heard of an estonian trying to achieve anything? (With the exception of the dude who blew a party horn in Auschwitz)
>>69229975
>the portable jew
>>69229624
Shit sorry, that firewall must still be up, you might want to go to sleep before china sees you, you know they get angry if you break their rules. And Nepal nobody wants you to end up like your brother Tibet.
>>69230067
I'm at my friend's. He's a really boring fuck so I thought I'd intice some Strayas to a shitposting contest.
>>69229624
Can you even fucking read engrish properly? You are only granted free visas to 5 more countries than Syria and 26 less than Zambia. Nobody likes you
>>69222966
I'll try. Why does your flag looks like a poor tetris attempt?
>>69230121
Are you even an Australian? Did you pass your bantz test yet? You're bringing shame to your country with that noodle dick banter.
>>69230200
>Not at home
Exactly, the portable jew
>>69230293
M8, I'm trying to be quiet for your sake, dont want to cause another earthquake.
>>69230358
If you type in caps, you'll probably cause an avalanche
>>69230200
makes sense.
>>69230337
>>69230358
you better tell the others to stop. at least canada is passed out on syrup
>>69230293
I do have to agree with you there, Wreckage Brother.
>>69230212
And how's that banter? I like living in Nepal.
>>69230121
You both call yourselves Australians?
>>69228930
> Be Nepal
> Raped by a yeti
> Closer too a poo in loo than a human
> Be Nepal
>>69230517
>cant handle the banter
>>69230212
Really though. I didn't know about this. Is it because of the Maoist revolution or something? Or India being a embargo whore?
>>69230594
>can't banter
>>69230517
Dodging the bantz
>>69230358
Designatedshittingstreetfinder.com
Make it happen
>>69230569
Better.
Lose to some emus and suck some Abo dick.
>>69230358
It's like an impromptu rollercoaster ride. Not that bad, you can use it to get off as well.
>>69230752
Happy?
>>69222966
>>69230763
Not India. Couldn't your parents afford education? How's the pig farm?
>>69231269
You can find the closest one tho. Also free education
>>69230293
> be me
> be 19
> be Nepali
> preparing mud hut because earthquake destroyed my city
> was not a city just a group of mud huts
> set up earthquake god statue
> hut chief walks in
> tells me to climb mt everest
> tell him to shut the fuck up
> he breaks my earthquake god statue
> i get mad as fuck
> ride family war elephant
> challenge hut chief to elephant battle
> he accepts
> we both do our pre battle earthquake sacrafice ritual
> we look each other in the eye
> he charges first
> elephant causes vibrations
> vibrations get stronger
> mfw vibrations causes avalanche
> mfw avalanche wipes out village
> tfw didn't finish praying to earthquake
> tfw forgot to evacuate for afternoon earthquake
> mfw
>be Nepal
>have world's highest mountain in your country
>unable to climb
>cucked by Hillary, a fucking Kiwi
>generations of brain hypoxia have caused endemic retardation
>at least there is hot tea
>>69231405
Inb4 Civilization V nepali mod
>>69231405
Hey! Have you been following me?
The chief got what was coming to him, though.
>>69231553
There is one in the Steam Workshop. Should download it.
>tfw won as Spain on Deity
>got Lake Victoria
>Be Nepal
>Going to work
>Cross 3 mountains and 5 rivers
>Battle tigers
>Beat off gang of bandits
>Dodge the Indian poo cannons
>Sidestep avalance
>Drink own urine to survive
>Reach workplace
>The stick factory
>It has been smashed by a rockslide
>>69231592
> be nepali
> look for nepali woman to marry
> realise all nepali women look like a dysfuntional hybrid of niggers and chinks with faces that got ironed and stretched
> become monk instead
>>69223575
Savage
>>69231524
Here's a Civ 5 mod for you.
UA - Convict land. Pillaging is twice as effective. Research cost for Writing is
tripled.
UU - Strayacunt. -200% combat strength against birds. Prone to Abo rape.
UB - Mom's basement. Shitposting is twice as effective.
>>69222966
Is it true you have to draw blood with those Gurkha knives, every time you unsheathe it?
>>69231853
>Be Norway
>Wake up to Muslim neighbour beating the shit out of his wife
>Feel culturally enriched
>Bend over and pray to Allah for multiculturalism
>Swedish trans gf walks in
>Inserts guleboj up my ass
>Thank Allah
>Be Norway
>>69232230
It's tradition.
>>69231882
Nepalese women are qt, dude.
>inb4 worst picture you can find
Went out with a Straya qt once. She travelled to Nepal, was teaching in a local school. She was a libfag, slowly distanced myself.
>>69232901
Australians travel to teach Nepali kids
> Country so shitty it needs foreign teachers
>>69233166
>Country so shitty needs to go abroad to find a job
>>69233166
You did good, Strayabro. I still have much to learn.
I think we're going into the archives now. Farewell. It has been a pleasure shitposting with you, sir.
>>69234111
witnessed
>>69234111
chekd my ghurkha friend
>>69222966
To be totally honest mate I'm actually impressed that you managed to breathe long enough to type this thread up. Good shit
>>69229176
kek
This thread...kek
