They've killed Thomas
>>69217609
I want to fuck that train.
I want off this ride.
>>69217609
classic thomas has been dead for ages though
designated travelling poo train is sexy as fuck
thomas saved tbqh
t. thomas fan since 3 yrs old
>>69217609
Only the Indian train even makes any fucking sense because of the history of train culture brought over by the British
>new multicultural trains
>>69217609
Absolutely disgusting
>Let me make another thread in case the other ones don't get bumped
>The Great Race
kek
>>69217609
>Show created to help cure young kids of autistic tendencies
>now plants seeds for later autism
>>69217609
>Tfw poo in loo train
>Tfw the train poos on the tracks and causes other trains to slip off and die.
>>69217609
It's a show about motherfucking trains.
TRAINS.
Where's the Trans-Siberian train that's old and beat up and always drunk?
>>69217609
Thomas the Tank Engine is literally a show for autistic kids. If you're into trains, you're 100% autistic.
https://www.autismspeaks.org/blog/2014/09/12/what-it-about-autism-and-trains
https://www.autismspeaks.org/news/news-item/my-grandson-autism-and-thomas-tank-engine
> Indian train pulls up to the station
> covered in hundreds of Indians holding onto the side
>>69217821
Not me mate, just another concerned citizen who had their childhood destroyed.
>>69217895
Don't draw to much attention to it, or the otherkin will try to claim Thomas as their own.
>>69217814
>But Ahmed is stuck on the Southern line.
>Oh dear, he can't face East!
>The fat controller has rightfully been decapitated.
>That will teach that filthy kafir.
The real problem is foreigners getting offended over culture and media that supports and spreads British values.
Original Thomas, classic Rupert, Noddy, etc. will never be the same due to far-left PC twattery, and it's turning this country inside out. Why do we hate ourselves so much? What do we stand to gain from appeasing foreigners?
I want Britain to revel in its own glory again. I want off this sick infantile ride down the Marxist Big Dipper.
>>69217609
the show already had diversity. there are all different kinds of fucking trains. fuck the show even had a goddamn helicopter why in the fuck do you need to dress one up.
https://youtu.be/UlG-mDbO0r4
>>69217792
>designated travelling poo train is sexy as fuck
Kekarino
>>69217609
Designated shitting trains
>>69218033
>>69217977
They can't show it how it really is, that would be racist!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MUzA3RmeIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI
I LOVE MY STATION
>>69218035
Thats gender diversity ahead of its time,what the show really needed is race diversity
![Character_inc_logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V1R0xhq.jpg "Character_inc_logo[1].jpg")
>>69218034
Next thing you know, Brum will be remade as a pink gay-rights van.
I swear to god if they fucking touch Brum i'm gonna have to an hero at the BBC
>>69217609
POO
>>69217609
>the great race
Heh
>>69218034
Captcha....trains
>>69218177
pink vw beatle
>>69218204
"POO POO", said the Indian train while arriving at the station
>>69218177
>kids show
>car drives around spinning its crank for all to see
It'll stay white alright.
Just be thrown in prison.
>>69218177
WTF is that
>>69218168
Sir Topham Turban, the new Ayatollah of the railway
>>69217692
burn the coal, pay the toll
>>69218277
I was about to post that. Kek
>>69218277
Very good. I like you.
>>69218313
Not subtle enough
>>69218034
>Marxist Big Dipper
lel ... <sob>
>>69218277
>>69217609
>female train wearing a hijab
>>69218311
a british icon you bloody foreigner.
Does Ringo Starr still narrate this show? Would be funny to have him do a Punjabi accent.
>Ashima
>Poo poo train
>>69218277
praise kek, for this post is really good
>>69218370
Alright then, "Marxist ride down the white rabbit's hole of madness, with Alice playing kumbaya on the flute."
>>69218328
Good leaf
>>69217937
>Trans
no. please don't give them ideas.
>>69217609
>osama the oil tanker
>>69218397
If it couldn't reach shithole tv then it isn't worth watching
>>69218313
>>69218399
I wish. If I get to hear Ringo do a racist chinese accent for the Yong Bao train I will die happy
>>69217609
looks harmless enough dude plus trains are fucking rad man
>>69217937
>trans
>no train named fritz
>fritz will never ship Jews to the gas chamber
Not multicultural enough for me.
>>69218328
stir the curry, smell the slurry
>inb4 they add BLM train
WE
Roger Ramjet SJW reboot fucking when?
>>69217609
TFW I still have my Percy train from a kid...
TFW i'll probably end up burning it because of this shit
>>69217609
>Ashima of India
>pulls up at the station
>expels oil all over the platform
>>69217609
>that made the news
This is just sad.
>>69217609
Fuck, please tell me this is fake.
y
What the fuck Anglos.
>>69217609
POO
IN
CHOO
>>69218613
>Roberta Ramjet and her girls, fighting patriarchy.
>With trans allies and POC's we'll stomp out white oppression!
>>69217609
>The new characters will come from all over the world
>in a film called "The Great Race"
Make up your mind.
HOW CAN THEY FIT THESE FOREIGN LOCOMOTIVES ON THE BRITISH LOADING GUAGE? IT'S ONLY 8' 8 - THEY WILL HIT OBJECTS ON THE LINESIDE. I'M CALLING NETWORK RAIL
Thomas died as soon as it became generic CG rubbish like every other kids show.
Even fucking Postman Pat is CG now.
>>69218034
Did Paddington Bear get cucked too?
>migrant train detonates his bomb carriage, horrifically maiming the Belgian train
>refugee train starts shooting the passenger car of the French train.
>both French and Belgian trade precede to call Islalam the train tracks of peace
>Belgian train travels home
>is blown up while he's on the metro
>alluah a trainbar is heard faintly in the background
>>69218796
I POO POO POOSE YOU
>>69218874
Beautiful
>>69218021
Yo I'm otherkin (PRONOUNS: Nigger/coon/mooncricket) and I'm triggered by your assumption.
>>69218034
>British values are best represented by outdated middle class bullshit from the last century.
I bet you'd like to go back to doffing your cap to your betters as well.
All these fucks whoop want to turn the clock back want to turn it back to a time when YOU WERE FUCKED and you knew your fucking place.
>>69217609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPG3Ky2NK8
at least theres no mudshit train right guys?
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
>>69218876
Autism/10
I like it.
There are going to turn a female train into a literal coal burner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
>>69218313
>>69218890
He's a black bear from Puerto m8. He's been deported or shot by the met.
>>69218581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb2om7UzfkM
>>69218277
Oh lawrd, dis sum phummy Shieeeet muh niqqa
Good lord I didn't watch this show as a kid... But this is really stupid.
>>69217609
Why isn't that train wearing a hijab? Absolutely haram.
Designated Shitting Tracks
>>69218486
underrated post
Leaked: The new theme tune for the movie
https://youtu.be/NbJEZmt0los
>>69217609
Hopefully less autistic kids now
>>69218486
>>69219460
kek'd
>>69217609
What's next? Trans-trains?
>>69218277
WE'LL BUILD A WALL AND YOU WILL BE STUCK IN MEXICO FOR ALWAYS AND ALWAYS AND ALWAYS
>>69219673
I wonder what they'll do at the switch track!
>>69217609
Why would they name it Asthma?
Is it some sort of clever coal joke?
>>69218277 (checked)
Build wall.
Old news, they've already released the first episode ages ago
https://youtu.be/fWwencgdvwI
>>69217609
yong bao from canada, you mean. Germany is spot on, though.
> tfw still got all my original books, VHS and sets in storage for my kids.
They'll never take me alive.
I'll raise one of those fucked up molekids who live in a 2x2 room and think the outside world is radioactive if i have to.
>>69219828
Cancer would be offensive don't you think?
>>69217609
Even has stronk wymym poc.
Which race will be "the great race"?
>>69219104
NO BITCH, NO
>>69219895
>those fucked up molekids who live in a 2x2 room and think the outside world is radioactive
You mean an Australian?
>watching the jew
>letting your kids watching the jew
Your fault.
>>69219946
Too true
>>69217609
They need a German train.
>>69219427
Fuck off India, you have one joke and you play it out to death in a desperate attempt to have bants and convince /pol/ you're not *really* a third world rapist shit hole, you're *just kidding* about it all. You're not. Your country is a filth pile. You are shit skinned and uncultured. You don't "shit on streets lol", you LITERALLY SHIT IN THE STREET. Trying to ironically force a meme in a self deprecating way doesn't actually work when you LITERALLY PRACTICE OPEN DEFECATION AND MASS RAPE. It's not a joke, it's not funny. The entire world is mocking you, and laughing along with it isn't good natured, it's just indicative of a non-existent education system and lead in the water. No, it isn't a joke. No, you don't have bants. You Pajeets are inferior to Australia, and every other developed nation, in literally every conceivable way. The only person of any significance at all from your country is Gandhi, and he literally destroyed his own nation with his "we wuz kings"-level racial appeals by driving away literally the only thing that was giving your disease-ridden, rape-infested, cow-worshipping map stain of a country any legitimacy- the guiding influence of the white man.
Get out and don't come back.
>>69220004
Kek good one russia.
>poo in loo train
>isn't covered in a thousand shitskins everywhere it goes
I want off this ride
>>69220260
>bob the builder
>can we fix it
>i guess we're gonna have to because jamal fucked everything up again
>>69220260
DONT POST THAT
>>69220149
Flag
>>69220260
Who let a woman on to a building site?
DESIGNATED SHITTING TRAIN
>>69217692
First post best post
>>69219813
I think he deserved it. Don't you?
>>69220260
They also killed the pajama bananas too
>>69217609
Thomas died years ago when the Guardian accused it of being "sexist".
>>69218177
Help my fuck... I've forgotten all about this show... I used to love watching this shit as a kid
>>69218277
>Bao from China
made from spare parts of an old bridge, runs on dead dogs
>Raul of Brazil
A trap has an exquisite bikini wax, runs on heuheuheu
>Ashima from India
Runs on POO from passagers
>Carlos of Mexico
scared of walls, runs on decapitated narco heads
>>69217609
Wonder how long before a terrorist attack kills Thomas
>>69217609
>The Great Race
that's rayciss
>>69220260
:,(
>>69220622
>runs on decapitated narco heads
You mean runs on drugs
>>69218990
It blew up at the station.
>>69219531
>underrated post
Also, poo-choo train
>>69220149
>Only person of any significance at all from your country is Gandhi
Oh you mean Gandhi who made his underage nieces sleep naked with him? You mean Gandhi who allowed and advocated for the partitioning of India into India and Pakistan which led to massive amount of deaths of Hindus, Christians, Sikhs and Muzzies alike, famine and droughts for decades and an economic recession that took years to recover from
>>69220622
>Bao is covered in lead paint and has to be disposed of
>Raul is arrested after robbing and murdering passengers
>Ashima is sent back to India for her arranged marriage
>Carlos is fired for repeatedly falling asleep on the job
>>69220590
dont you RUIN MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD YOU LEAF CUNT
NO
NO
NOOOO
>>69220798
That's the one!
>>69220260
>>69219531
Kek
>>69218177
They better not. What next "Little Bear Stories" with 150% more Hindu stories.
Fuck this gay earth.
>>69220798
Sounds like 4Chan's kind of guy.
>>69217609
It died when they started using 3d models to be honest senpai
>>69219531
>>69220896
>>69217877
Top kek
>>69220896
Yong Bao from Canada.
>>69219895
Same
The island of Sodor should cleanse itself of tank engines of foreign construction. Only locally manufactured engines should service the people!
>>69220260
Delete this
>>69220918
>>69217692
Dont we all?
>>69220865
Not yet, but there was a CGI Babar series a couple years ago.
>>69217609
I am of insult.
Where is german train tank?
Herman the auswitz express?
Fucking english.....
>>69218033
Reading that in ringos voice
>>69220973
>Where is german train tank?
See
>>69220949
Bottom right.
>>69217609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
>>69217609
we fucking invented fucking trains, in the era of trains the program is set india didn't make any fucking trains. Can we not keep any part of our culture free from multiculturalism
>>69219946
Not if you pronounce it sancer
>>69217609
They killed Thomas when they started animating it.
Seriously, if you let your kid watch anything other than the original series with the model trains then you're a terrible parent.
>>69218876
Their call-centre is in Bangalore, good luck getting any sense out of them.
>>69217609
>>69220724
>that's Ricardo from Colombia
>>69220826
>>69220949
I can cover that sluts face all day long, but those eyes are still horny.
>>69221045
>Can we not keep any part of our culture free from multiculturalism
No you shitlord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78
>>69220260
>>69220590
They also made Dora a loli slut and gave her a yuri harem of multiculturalism
>>69221047
Can is still pronounced as kan you ignorant burger
>>69220918
shit someone put up the train from Sweden, fucking captain BLANDA UP! with an extra nigger waggon, powered by faggots from Sweden
>>69221120
>I thought this was a piss-take
>mfw it's real
>>69221150
Get out of here with that shit. We're talking about shows they ruined, not made hotter.
>>69221018
Thats a londoner clearly muhmet abdul designatet shiting tower panjit nigel.
Ahmets only barly make 1% of our population.
>>69221061
This, only season 1-12 are legitimate
>>69218328
>>69218585
>>69221120
why is that chick trying to look sexually attractive in a kids film poster.
i understand in a kids film to stop them from turning into homosexuals but not on the poster.
what a fucking shit OWRLD NO WONDER ABC3 IS SHIT
>>69218899
kek
>>69217609
but thomas wasn't even fucking white, or anything he was a train with a fucking grey face
how do you even diversify trains what the fuck it was like literally a clean slate with no "whiteness" to eliminate in the first fucking place
I honestly would not mind so much if they didn't special snowflake up the foreign trains.
Why is the Indian train painted up so weird?
It's not like trains in India have wacky intricate paintjobs. Why couldn't they just be normal trains but foreign?
>>69220260
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT? CAN WE FIX IT NO ITS FUCKED
>>69221261
Doesn't matter famalam. Anything that has a 'European' face must be diversified.
>>69220951
Why ruin greatness.
I'm sick of this world.
>>69218963
Fuck off Dutch filth.
All of what you said is just far-left Marxist bullshit. You're likely a raghead. I don't need excuses to stick up for my country's culture.
>>69221328
Actually wait, I just looked at the picture again, Thomas' face isn't even European, it's nothing
Well, to correct myself, anything that has to do with European culture must be diversified.
>>69218420
>Ashima the designated tank engine
They should end the season/kill the show with a cliffhanger where Abu Muhammed the tank engine pulls into the station with 50 tons of dynamite and snackbars everyone
>be on tiny island nation
>have twenty trains
Seriously how fucking lazy are Sodorians?
>>69219104
>Shed 17
awesome but dark historical vid, desu fampai
NOTHING
IS
SACRED
i'm getting fucking sick of this shit
>>69221475
Indeed.
>>69220149
Absolutely brutal
>>69221527
What the fuck
>>69218963
know your place aquafresh
a country good for DUDE
>>69220260
>>69220590
>>69221150
Powerpuff Girls is getting a tumblr-fueled reboot even though it used to make small jabs at feminism a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZRdP2IOXp0
>>69221527
FUCK. That actually hurt
>>69221236
>trying to look sexually attractive
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>69220798
Yes thats the one your countries national hero
>>69221616
Isn't this the show with an actual villain called Gamer Gator?
>>69221700
Yes, one of the new villains' names is Gamer Gator
>>69220622
The chinese train should also produce more smoke than the others.
>To everyone panicking these are NOT permanent Sodor residents. They are engines who are visiting Sodor to compete in a Railway Olympics like competition. They almost certainly won't appear again after the special. Also they'll be introducing the Flying Scotsman, the most British locomotive you can get, in the same special.
Yeah, it's fucking nothing.
>>69221660
check the flag
>>69220798
apparently the only pajeet who was noble enough to be recognised by the west
god only knows what the rest of your country is like if that guy became a fucking demi god
>>69221616
They updated this too.
>>69221660
They reproduce on an island sorrounded by emus that they failed to kill,anything is sexually atracttive to them
Why don't they make new shows why do they just make shitty remakes of everything these days?
>>69220149
To be fair, the mass rape IS pretty funny.
>>69221261
Your being reasonable and logical thats why
>>69217609
I can imagine the thrilling plotlines:
Raul the Train doesn't work.
Yong Bao the Train helps build new train tracks out of the corpses of fallen slave trains.
Ashima the Train gets a shiny new set of passenger cars for humans paid for by the government—and then fucking explodes. Other trains say it's not her fault, she wasn't integrated well enough into the luxury line culture.
Thomas the Train becomes train-friend and engine-friend with Ashima the Train. Then Ashima says she wants an open-train relationship, and for Thomas to stop being so Lead Enginearchal. Thomas then accepts his new roll as the caboose while Raul and Yong Bao hook up with Ashima using pusher cars. Thomas still pays Ashima's maintenance bills, however.
>>69221808
At least they hit all the diversity checkmarks in one character.
>>69221874
it's seen as less risky
>nostalgia on part of parents when they see it
>already market tested in a prior iteration
>>69221665
Yeah I don't get why people idolize him and the government always does whatever it can to prevent information like this from falling into the hands of regular people because they've already clung to the idea of him being our national hero so if they'd find out what he was really like the country's moral fiber would prolly shatter from within.
>>69221761
>Here comes Ivan the evil Russian engine
>He's here to hurt Rainbow Ralph and his 'friend' Rainbow Ronald
>Ivan the engine believes two engines should tug together
>Hiss at him children, hiss at Ivan
>And tell him to take Thomas the terrible post colonial war monger with him
>Ours are tolerant railroads
>>69218277
At least no muslims and niggers
>>69220260
NOOO GOD NO, NOOOOOOOOOO
>>69221799
He wasn't really respected much, only by a few westerners here and there
He became like a >fucking demigod< because all the books write him to be one. They write him to have been a man who never ever sinned in his life, who forgave everyone, who was oh so very kind hearted, who shared his love with everyone(hint : especially his nieces) and so on
When people get fed propaganda as fact from the day they are born then they'd find hard to reject it
>>69222113
hilarious
It's one special that is supposed to tie in with the Olympics. Surely Olympic international tie-ins for TV shows have never occurred before and are a modern SJW invention of the 10s.
The source is a Daily Mail article that conveniently leaves out that it's a one-off to provoke outrage.
>>69221969
You can thank progressive from the west and the corrupt people in your counrty for that
>>69222277
So you're saying Indians should take their poopaganda to the loo?
>>69218425
Gustav the german engine.
>>69217609
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>69222277
He was a racist asshole when he was in south africa who thought that he shouldnt have to drink at the same fountain as the local coloured people. To be fair id ive said the same thing
At least Franklin the Turtle is safe
Right?
>>69222364
You know how the song goes right?
Take the Poo to the Loo~
>India
>>69217609
Time for a new conductor.
>>69221916
They made Brains Pakistani though.
>>69221616
Looks like the animation quality is worse now than the original.
>>69217877
Poo in loo train also must have hundreds of hang-on riders.
>>69222456
You made that?
Really good, honestly
>>69222506
>Looks like the animation quality is worse now than the original.
It is. All of the side characters are also in the fucking steven universe style now. It's cancerous.
>>69217609
>marketing to other countries
>putting in more characters of said countries nationality
Whats the problem?
>>69221808
Anyone else notice that they've all got blue eyes?
Expect for the Indian girl.
Its almost like hitler won the second world war.
DESIGNATED SHITTING RAILS
>>69222456
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNTmmxFNtuo
>>69222449
>India getting on board teh bantz train
Respect brahma.
>>69222549
>You made that?
Fresh of the press
>Really good, honestly
Thanks about 15 mins in PS, rough as hell around the edges but hey...
>>69222330
I guess so
Its all fucked anyways, no one really cares
Notes will still be printed with that dumb fuck's face on them in the future and all the articles about Gandhi's true behavior will disappear one after the other
>>69222442
That's really fucking funny because in our history books it said that Gandhi was "so concerned about the racial prejudice suffered by the colored people in South Africa and really helped to eliminate racial discrimination in South Africa"
>>69218277
>Carlos of Mexico
>>69218482
>>69218560
You guys are fucking retarded
Trans in this context means it would travel through Siberia and back.
Just like the trans Continental railroad in America traveled all the way from.ocean to ocean or trans Pacific flights travel from one side of the ocean to the other.
You know because the whole original meaning of trans was "on the other side/to cross".
>>69220149
Holy shit, who pissed in straya's vegemite???
>>69218034
>Why do we hate ourselves so much?
You cannot speak that way when referring to the behavior of leftists. There's no "we". Leftists are traitors.
>>69218887
Fucking CG Thunderbirds killed me.
>>69217609
I want to die
>>69222479
Time for a new conductor.
Found one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6obic1uh7o
>>69217609
So will there be a Russian train?
I mean surely they want to represent Russian culture?
It's so underrepresented, and has been negatively stereotyped for so long, surely Western liberals want to fix that?
Same goes for every other show ever, btw.
>>69222449
Noice!
Welcome back to the commonwealth.
>>69222558
I suppose the reason that animation quality has declined is because other shows have managed to get away with it, so now every show will have that same barely-human, made in flash look to it.
Though there are better looking flash-films on the Internet right now, but what I mean is that you can tell it was made in flash in the first few seconds.
>>69218277
>carlos
holy jej
>>69219427
Don't listen to the other aussie cunts, I keked. Well played pajeet.
>>69221616
It's almost as if they never watched the original show.
Girl demo target aside, the original show was for anyone, now it caters to fat, lonely teenage women who never grew out of kids shows and sit around on tumblr all day blogging about this and I dno... Steven Universe or whatever the fuck those weird cunts watch these days.
Cartoon Network to me will always be DBZ, Samurai Jack and Ed, Edd N Eddy, Johnny Bravo and Cow And Chicken.
>Johnny Bravo
>2016
Imagine the outrage.
>>69220574
Fucking Ringo, that was some dark shit.
>>69222763
Fuck off Ahmed.
>>69217609
FUCK YOU! THOMAS WAS MY NIGGA
DELETE THIS!
>>69218618
i still have a thomas train set under my bed, part of me feels like taking it out.
man i loved trains
>>69218328
fucking lol'd, well done leaf
