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>>69217047
damn is that Carl? he tried to expand on ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? and still failed to say anything at all
>>69217047
Stranger one was my fav
From yesterday.
>>69217761
Also this is reddit apparently
Jump in the chat side too
>>69218012
>'not often'
>we are reddit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EXTERMINATE DIRTY SHITS
>>69217047
Who would've known you can trigger people with a question.
>>69219336
kek
Im fucken bored
>>69220633
Heyyyyyy, red was me
>>69220651
>spamming people to go to 4chan
I don't need more retards here.
>>69220720
M8, im a
>leaf
What did you expect?
>>69220651
I was trying to cut off ure warning so he goes to /b/ and necks himself tonight
I WAS SO CLOSE
>>69221364
Nice meme you fucking twat
Go fuck yourself
The best answer to anything is
"Because liberal media"
This one really got people pissed off for some reason. And stranger 1 there is an obvious fkn autist with his reply
DIS GON B GUD
>>69218764
I thought about saving that chat but decided not to. Here's a question I was running before that one.
>>69222222
Nice digits, pham.
>>69222222
witnessed
>>69222222
nice digits
Just fuck my logic up.
>>69222222
I wonder if Stranger 2 knows that he sounds like a monkey when he types like that.
>>69222390
I know which video on youtube that cuckold watched, rotfl
>>69222222
Mein gott!!!!!
>>69222390
>He speaks simply and this makes him a lair
There's a person that's easy to lie to. The more eloquent your speech, the easier it is to bamboozle plebs into going along with whatever smart-sounding thing you're saying.
Russel Brand has made a career out of it.
>>69222222
nice
>>69217908
my fucking sides
>>69217908
My fucking sides
>>69222222
checked
Hi my name is Dan
>>69222740
read to the end
I ran out of space, but I still have yet to find someone who can legitimately answer this.
metaphysical question here: why the fuck would anyone go on omegle in the first place, except to troll?
>>69217047
>Wow. Just wow. Uhh. Do I even need to explain. Educate yourself!
>>69223258
to ged da benis in a bagine xdDD
all im getting are cucks everywhere
but how many of those guys are actually being serious?
would you all mind not bullying canada please thanks?
>>69223258
Half of the people I've seen seem to be treat it as a dating app
People still seem confused by the word "cuck". Can't blame them.
>>69223428
>>69223677
I'm picturing someone so socially awkward that they cannot ask anyone for a date, cannot even ask anyone male or female to do anything at all, like go out to eat or to a movie, yet they think that by going online absolutely anonymously they will magically meet their soul mate.
in other words, the same people who spend all their money on lottery tickets.
>>69223866
checked
and basically yes. Especially since most girls there are like 16, it's really weird.
But most guys there are (allegedly) 16-18 as well, so I guess at that age it's still acceptable.
>>69217908
sides fucking my
>>69223866
i found my wife on chatroullette beleive it or not
>>69224389
>internet wife
I hope she's worth it
>>69217047
Read the ending
Whoever this was, thank you for the bants
>>69224389
>i found my wife on chatroullette beleive it or not
awesome. I take it that it's like craigslist in the sense that you can talk to people that are located near you?
it reminds me of the old song where a husband and wife who are already married but are losing interest in each other meet up through a personal want-ad. and somehow fall back in love.
Alright which one of you fucking cucks did this
to whoever asked
What would happen if Trump tried to stump himself?
I tried with that faggot man, but of course you say
'debt is what destroys civilizations"
and you get called a conspiracy theorist.
>>69217908
>being proud of our pussified nuclear free environmentalist hippie faggot country and being the first country to give women the vote
Damn the typical kiwi is sad.
The father of nuclear physics was born and bred here though so that's something r-right?
kek
>>69224416
Muh Crusades, when will these fucks get something else for proof. Nice if its more recent and not something that happened 600 years ago
>>69224416
>I study anthropology
Gave me 9000 keks
>>69225048
careful now brother. That many keks can kill you.
>>69225118
Nah, my abs just gonna be sore for few hours
>>69225281
u got those abs from diging copper cables?
Literally ARE YOU KIDDING ME
How is Trump racist for wanting to stop ILLEGAL immigration?
Stranger 2: What?
Stranger 1: He wants to rape only the cute ones
Stranger 2: He wants to block people from entering MAerica
Stranger 2: jsut cuase they are of different religion
Stranger 2: he is a racist nazi shithead
Stranger 2: are you kidding me
Stranger 2: how is that
Stranger 2: even a question
Stranger 1: Libersl media sure did a number on you
Stranger 2: amd rape jokes arent funny
Stranger 2: what?
>>69225281
>abs
ok
THE HUMANS KNOW
The joy of seeing two people think about it hard for 20 seconds then disconnect when they can't come up with something.
Ask an American Immigration lawyer intern anything.
>>69225481
kek
>>69225338
>let's ebin meme their country cause my people can't protect themselves from some apes chasing our wallets
>>69225576
Is defending illegal immigrants part of your job?
Is thread dead?
>get meme questions
>other guy disconnects
>>69225528
Jesus Christ
How is Trump racist? (ISLAM is not a race MEXICO isnt a race)
Stranger 1: He's not.
Stranger 2: he is
Stranger 2: he os a fucking idiot
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger2 spent so long coming up with a reason to why and came out with "he's an idiot"
>>69225576
my roommate is here on student visa and can't find a job
How long till his curry nigger ass gets deported
>>69217908
*proceeds to fondle pants at the thought of LOTR*
>if you knew anything about science you would know that there's no such thing as inferior genes
>humans share the same genes, all of them, they just have different epigenetics
>>69225528
you cant do this when asking question. you just take argument and make it false before even getting answer. thats not how discussion works.
>>69225719
I only keep getting mediocre stuff, maybe I should just post them as well.
>>69225281
>romanian
>abs
please cum inside me daddy
>>69225991
VITTU
>>69225991
yes, keep thread alive
>>69222222
God damn
>>69225528
I tried running this question and almost everyone immediately disconnects.
after doing some research on omegle video chat by putting different interests, I have come to this conclusion:
people who support bernie sanders are hot thirsty sluts that want to fuck me
people who support trump are just regular dudes
I have never met a dude who supports bernie sanders. unless there's a girl on cam too with him.
also shit I want to fly to America, girls seem so fucking easy there.
why ;_;
>>69226247
Can we both go there?
Question to discuss:
How is Donald Trump racist?
Stranger 2: How isn't he
Stranger 2: Here comes the dissertation from the stranger
Stranger 1: What has he done that's racist?
Stranger 1: Specifically
Stranger 2: Lmao don't start with me
Stranger 2 has disconnected
>>69226329
Disconnection is best form of damage control
Nice conversation there americabro wherever you are
>>69226443
streets are the best form of poo control
>>69226329
these stupid niggers cant into memes
>>69226276
It is not wrong, brat. Just means you are more than a bit gay. Prolly family will disown you and not leave the VW Golf to you in their will.
The density is massive.
literally 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME' responses, trying to dodge the question
>>69226315
This has my arse all messed up
Omegle is a window that shows just how stupid people are
>>69226478
>Ameribro
Jokes on you roo rumper.
>>69226443
>>69226495
I'm just yanking your chain brah.
>>69226536
jesus christ
>>69226576
>rused again
Damn you PooPeeland
>>69226568
Your mirror is just a window to show how stupid you are
>>69226536
>people like this actually exist
>>69226303
shit man I'm not even joking. american girls hunger for tall eastern europeans. some mexican looking girl just started undressing for no reason. her black friend was also thirsty as fuck. I would fuck them both if I could afford tickets.
my dick doesn't know the meaning of white supremacy or race. he only knows the meaning of ass.
>>69226558
Was like more than 30 minutes long and with a Belgian girl that sstudies medicine.
>>69226177
The problem with accepting mediocre ones is that you either get 2 normies going the boring route or 2 obvious polacks spouting pol-tier stuff
Lel
kek
>>69226662
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
top jej
>>69226683
I'm not the tallest guy though...
But I could probably manage.
>>69226774
>I told you already
>"Because he hates hispanics."
this isnt fun anymore
fucking normies
what
>>69226767
Thoughts?
>>69226774
Fuck me m8. Thats me.
This cuck is still going.
And still with the spelling.
>>69224357
kek
>>69224389
thats insane
>>69226662
Oh shit, the banter
i have become the black man
Question to discuss:
Even if Trump doesnt win the ninth crusade will go ahead... I mean come on the Europeans are gonna lose their shit any day now
Stranger: They will
Stranger: RWDS will come to life
You: They will but it wont be fast enough
You: If Trump wins they'll get a new air of hope
Stranger: It took like centuries before the Crusades kicked off
You: Because there was no triggering factor that was strong enough
You: Trump becoming president could become that triggering factor
Stranger: Unfortunately it might have to be a bigger attack than Paris
You: If the Europeans witness Burgerbros taking back their country, they might get a sense of patriotism from it too
Stranger: Maybe
You: They're too cucked by the multiculturalism ideology to give a crap
You: No matter how many terrorist attacks will take place muh religion of peace
Stranger: I guess I underestimated my European brothers
Stranger: I didn't realise they were such pushovers
You: I'm predicting or rather hoping that these are the sentiments of europeans too
Stranger: In private they probably are
Stranger: But if you publicly air it, employment gets threatened, all sorts of shit
Stranger: The internet was better without social media
You: it says its about free speech
You: but only the views that go along with their preferred ideals are allowed there
Stranger: Exactly, it's free until we disagree with what you say
Stranger: The gay flag shit was the worst
You: people were flaunting them around saying "gay pride"
Stranger: "people"
Stranger: get them in the showers
You: Pathetic excuses for human beings
Stranger: It's all about being accepted by your peers
You: Yeah, social brownie point scoring
Stranger: Raising a new generation of idiots
You: That's why they hate Trump too
You: because its apparently Hip and trendy to hate on trump
You: I mean come on, its >current year<
Stranger: hahaha
Btw why doesn't it let me save the whole log as a picture? Its only saving the question?
I've been found out!
>>69227291
I'm stranger 2
I think stranger 1 was serious tho
>>69224416
who the fuck is educating these kids on the definitions of words ?? i really fucking hope that was a 12 year old he's still fucked though
>>69226875
if u want we can share contacts and then fly to america to have sex with lots of women there (in a non-misogynistic way)
>>69226839
>I have done my research
>>69224498
Here, have a (you)
Please stop posting this
>>69227573
I have too, Romania.
Fuck I want to go to bed but I cant let this libcuck off.
>>69227569
i can't afford leaving the country anon
;_;
i appreciate your reply though
>>69227463
That was me, the guy didn't respond for a while when I brought up Shlomo
Yea, yea, I know I crop like a fag
>>69227722
Head is too round to be an aryan
>>69226672
wow the liberal base aren't even up for talking shit to people anymore, they just quietly accept their doctrines and wait for death
Thanks, you mongolian fuck
>>69217047
I remember a thread on /b/ few years ago where we download a program that will not only spy but to intervene in users by changing certain phrase they type automatically (eg: asl == you gay?) then we post result lol good times.
>>69227837
>>69227472
>>69227463
>>69226519
>>69226276
""literally"" """me"""
>>69227903
They're just in conflict with themselves. They, too, will awaken.
This was somewhat civil this time.
>>69227992
That was me kek
>>69228038
Niiice
Was going to ask you if you came from the omegle board too but you disconnected :(
>>69228197
Can't have this shitvote, either Sweden-voters are voting purely based on Pewdspie or its just to see the world burn.
>>69226247
Thats betraying your tribe you fucking faggot
>>69224357
I'm confused by the question? Is it "do you be a cuck for Bernie?" Or "do you cuck others for Bernie?"
Wow.
tried using their "lingo"
>>69228438
>safest
These people are low energy. These are dumb people.
We need to do something about this. Omegle is a disaster.
>>69228436
good point jarule, i should probably say "do you prep for sanders"
>>69228478
Fucking kill yourself.
>>69228580
I feel pretty low energy.
Debating die hard libcucks is draining.
>>69228471
it's me
ITT
/pol/ talking to /pol while pretending not being /pol/
Waste of time
>>69217047
>>69217047
Everyone keeps disconnecting, WTF. Occasionally I run into someone from /pol/.
Fwiw I'm the one telling people, "I am the Trump General"
>>69228697
I was the other guy...
>>69228712
I really like that image
>>69228643
>the emotional jew gets used in every single discussion
JUST
>>69224562
>just boys being boys
lol
>>69228712
/pol/ack snowflaking and spoon-feeding definitions to a retard
>>69228762
> I gotta be the only one who sleeps with my girlfriend otherwise I feel insecure
WTF just fuck my shit up, this world has gone full degenerate.
>>69228837
I had a cunt go at me for my spelling.
God it feels good when they go that low.
Beautiful.
Currently 2 cucks talking about why the US should never become National Socialist, will post results when finished
>>69228979
so glad I took to long to type out kangz
How am I supposed to get real reactions when all I get is /pol/
>>69228954
its truth tho. its just sex. love is what matter
actually a pretty god tip
thanks anon
What happens if I ask a question and I disconnect? They keep talking to eachother, right?
I'm trying to spam the same question.
Manlets, when will they ever learn?
>>69229427
kek
>>69217047
I'm wondering if this was just polacks trolling or if the memes are manifesting themselves into reality. What do you think?
>>69225338
>>69225281
I fucking hate The Romanians who does this
>>69229504
>Stranger 2: Small men? Learn what? That they are often better at acquiring mates?
When will they ever learn?
>>69225988
Because if you don't define parameters, the argument can go any which way
>>69228954
Do you feel insecure that your GF will stay with the black bull if you let her fuck around, anon? You are not that uncertain in your ability to satisfy her, are you?
>>69229801
That was me xDDDD
>>69229662
>I fucking hate The Romanians who does this
you left your grammar at the school m9
>>69228478
lol
>>69229862
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD epic!!!111 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Absolutely Disgusting.
SHUT IT DOWN
Rate my argument.
>>69229934
>not waiting for his steam
It's like you didn't want every questionable-at-best /pol/ack to find out.
lol
>>69230003
RUN
HOLY SHIT I FOUND TWO SOUL BROTHERS
>>69230083
WELL THEN, FUNNY SEEING MYSELF HERE.
>>69229934
They have the lamest fucking catchphrases.
>Feel da bern XD
What is that even supposed to mean? Syphilis? A burning hole in your pocked from the heavy taxation? Burning literature?
What does that even mean?
What does even ''feel the burn'' mean? I've never heard anyone say something like that as a good thing.
my work here is done
>>69224897
Young Einstein?
Oh ffs...
>>69227283
>politifact
>mexican is a race
>>69230237
Nice spybotOS anon
>>69217047
/pol/ is becoming more like
>>>/r9k/
and
>>>/b/
every day
Op is a faggot
MY SIDES
>>69227283
Illegal immigrants are all criminals, though.
That's scary that all the legal ones are criminals, too, then.
>>69230370
that's only the half of it. did you even look at the tabs?
>>69230390
"HOL UP"
Fucking kek
>>69230530
topkek
holy kek
>>69230538
stole your question, got similar response
Urgh these liberal cucks love running once the heat gets raised
Nobody understands my fetish!
>>69224968
Kek
fucking kek guys
this is technically a raid, right?
oh my fuck
>>69230812
Man he sure showed you.
I always hate when the d/c
>>69230812
God speed you Australia. I got the question from an anon many moons ago.
>>69230888
Czech'd.
But you really aughta rethink urethral insertion
My sides.
>>69231190
I haven't done it in years, I just remembered about doing it as a teen.
>>69231064
ive just put a u in favourite
if you ever encounter me again then you'll know
see you around, and god bless
Triggered
this was very simple.
>>69227722
you seem like a good kid
like you wouldn't hit a dude in the face unless fighting for survival
still, I'd probably cuck you given the opportunity. I'd feel bad about it, yeah, but sorry man you just have...that look.
THEY'RE ON TO US LADS
This fucking retard
>>69226443
>>69226443
That's not a reason to remove your civil works and plumbing, Sanjeet
>>69231444
Fucking hell I've been looking for Jeff for over 5 years. Shame he hasn't pasted his youtube channel link.
>>69217047
now all you faggots are on here
>>69230390
Im stranger 2 senpai
>>69220996
>canadian
>polite
well i can't say I'm surprised
what a fucking cuck
>>69230056
10/10
I'm surprised he didn't say
>I don't need to waste my time educating an idiot like you
And disconnected
>>69224416
"Are you fucking kidding me"
"There it is"
I kek'd really hard, nice job anon
>>69226315
U wuz afrikang
Was Stranger 2 from /pol/?
Who did I catch?
EXPLAIN THIS, CANADA
>>69222842
barely worth it
>>69230159
SWEDEN
YES
>>69232105
A retard
Question mode is easy mode, you gotta shitpost unadulterated
bruh
>>69232105
>>69232247
You can't make this shit up senpai.
why cant you retards focus on the question and not go MUH HERITAGE
the answer to the ultimate question
I...did not go there to think! Ah goddamnit, that's a fucking brain virus if I've ever seen one.
>>69232564
are these people serious? or is it one of you being a douche?
withering stare
>>69232400
well, he didn't really gas the kikes.
what was he thinking signing that haavara agreement?
fucking idiot.
>>69232564
That must be the cuck that had a go at me for my spelling.
>>69232685
>brown ID
My head hurts
>>69220633
>who's pol
>is he an immigrant
kek
The jews strikes again
>>69217047
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
>>69217908
You fuckers in the Pacific are hilarious. That was glorious shitposting.
i love it
>>69217908
mmm hobitsies.
>Rubs general crutch area
>>69232933
Stranger 1 is me!!!! :DDDD
>>69232851
Jews are so fucking weird
so many of them talk exactly like this
>>69232105
me, it goes on for a long time, you have the rest?
>>69217047
'Ere you go senpai
okay
>>69222222
69 hexakill, you done good anon.
>>69233230
Nah, skipped when I saw it was useless to try convincing him.
>>69232851
>warosu
it's somebody from 4chan
fuck you greece
>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE CARE
>>69233277
the absolute madman
You guys talk in chat like you do here, why is that
daddy <3
>>69233602
Low social skills, teen anxiety, freedom of anonymity, fear of powerful out-group.
This is getting out of hand
ABSOLUTE MADMAN HERE
>>69233821
You absolute madman you did it. i was your partner desu
>>69233741
Thank you Frasier
>>69233941
I was the other one
I love their argumenting structure. Every discussion ends with "kill yourself" "die" "fucking racist" or "visit a school"
>>69233821
>>69233898
Kek, so you meet
>>69233898
>>69233821
>>69233941
This is beautiful
Can't make this shit up.
Good thread chaps.
Good thread.
>>69233821
>>69233898
>>69233941
Spurdo, an abbo and a bong walk into a chatroom...
This one turned out alright - had to change my tune there because I realized they were actually offended and not a /pol/ock
>>69234121
my nigga
>>69230237
Nice tabs xD
>>69234283
>my grandma was in Auschwitz
What does that prove?
>>69217908
>Where are you from cunt
>Across the bloody ditch ya bastard
11/10
>>69234336
Kek, I've been having nice bantz on Omegle for some time now, good to see other anons joining in.
>Go back to stormfront
just had this charming conversation with resident poo in loo, what did he say?
>>69234732
lol
>>69233398
>lol why do you care about anything
>I don't care about anything so I'll never be wrong and confronted with the truth
No concept of anything? check
Bernie Voter? you bet your sweet hairy ass
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