It's been four years since the landslide victory of Zyklon Ben Garrison over Democratic Challenger Jesse Jackson. It's been 24 years since the Democrats won a Presidential election. Most of the Jewish population is either in exile or dead, with the notable exception of Bernie Sanders.
President Garrison has promised to publicly execute any dissidents from within his own party, so there will be no Republican Primary in 2000. But the Democrats still have a shot to stop him from getting a second term, and take back the White House.
Democratic Primary Map Pictured
RULES (to start):
>dubs in last four digits pick new candidate of your choice to join the race
>race begins when we hit limit of 9 candidates
In 1992, /pol/ picked Jeb Bush/VP Bashar Al-Assad as our leaders.
In 1996, Ben Garrison/VP Al Sharpton.
1996 Election Results
1992 Election Results
1996 Thread Here: >>69096807
>>69168402
Webb Kentucky
Webb Florida
>>69168661
Primaries only begin once we have 9 candidates.
Megyn Kelly enters the race
Add George Wallace
>>69168752
O-ok
>add Trump
>>6916885
Megyn kelly enters race
>>69168873
SEGREGATION NOW
>>69168982
You already got it. It's dubs in last 4 digits.
>>69168402
Add Jerry Brown.
>>69168873
Eggman for pres
Webb PA
>>69168873
>>69168851
The Reanimated Corpse of George Wallace and Megyn Kelly join the Democratic Race
>>69168402
Add David Duke
>>69169166
Jerry Brown joins the democratic race
Osama Bin laden forfeits his position as chief of the CIA to enter the presidential race.
Rachel Maddow enters
OP enters the race.
>>69169493
reroll
>>69169499
Nah
>>69169437
reroll
kek wills it
>>69169410
Robert E. Lee enters the race
>>69169607
reroll for the confederacy
>>69169600
>>69169607
>>69169659
already got it m8s >>69169550
>>69169592
Worth a try.
Need to round it off. Since he never became president in this universe, Slick Willy may as well enter the race.
>>69169066
SEGREGATION TOMORRA!
>>69169697
You Can't Derail The Confederate Trail straya
Add Tom Selleck
>>69169550
Rachel Maddow joins the Democratic race.
>Candidate limit of 9 hit
PRIMARY RULES:
>post state+candidate
>dubs in last four digits get state win
>69 gets California
>96 gets New York
>trips drops candidate of your choice out of the race/gives their delegates to another candidate of your choice
MAYOR GOLDIE WILSON
ENTERS THE RACE
John Wayne enters the race
>>69169834
reroll
>>69169842
Megyn Kelly for Texas
Wallace
Texas
>>69169842
Robert E. Lee demands tenth spot or we secede
Wallace
Florida
>>69169842
Megyn Florida
>>69168402
Voting for Soros
>>69169905
looks like Kelly wins texas
Wallace
Pennsylvania
>>69169905
Megyn Kelly wins Texas.
>>69169842
Texas for Dean
webb
florida
Wallace
Florida
>>69169851
WE WILL HAVE HOVERBOARDS WITHIN THE NEXT DECADE!
Megyn for Ohio
>>69169945
>>69169981
Damn got beaten. Megyn New York then
>>69170025
Florida for Dean
webb
pennsylvania
Wallace
Illinois
Wallace 4 New York
>>69168402
Trump wins, landslide victory we all saw coming
>>69169945
>>69170022
George Wallace wins Florida, Pennsylvania
Megyn for Georgia
>>69170010
reroll
Dean Georgia
Webb Wisconsin
nominate Trump
>>69170145
reroll
Wallace
Michigan
>>69170140
Wallace wins Kansas
Dean takes Illinois
Oprah for California.
>>69169842
Jerry Brown gets Minnesota.
>>69170210
reroll
>>69170140
Megyn won Ohio m8 >>69170046
Megyn for Michigan
Wallace
Ohio
Kelly New York
>>69170242
rollin again
>>69170140
Bernie wins Vermont.
Wallace
Ohio
>>69170046
>>69170087
Megyn Kelly wins Ohio
George Wallace wins Illinois
Wallace
Virginia
George Wallace
Michigan
>>69170297
rollin Dean in Illi again
Winfrey
Georgia
Oprah
California
>>69170307
Dean takes home New Jersey
Wallace, Virginia
Who here excited for the Wallace/Byrd ticket
Megyn for Louisiana
Wallace
California dreamin'
>>69170299
Massachusetts also feels the Bern.
Kelly Cali
>>69170387
reroll
Webb California
>>69170307
Wallace
Virginia
>>69170307
FUCK IT. AL GORE WINS CALIFORNIA.
Wallace, California.
>>69170430
reroll
>>69170349
reroll
>>69170199
>>69170225
>>69170299
George Wallace wins Kansas
Jerry Brown wins Minnesota
Bernie Sanders wins Vermont
>>69170307
Virginia for Webb.
Wallace
NC
Megyn, Wisconsin
>>69170441
God damnit, Paco.
>>69170400
No Wallace/Lee ticket
Rebuild the Confederacy!
>>69170307
Megyn
Washingon
>>69170476
rerollin'
>>69170481
Wallace wins Oregon
Wallace Washington (state)
>>69170481
GORE GETS CALIFONIA
>>69170481
Megyn, Georgia
>>69170524
rollin Dean in NJ again
GOLDWATER WITH HILLARY VP
>>69170546
Reroll
>>69170481
Oprah, California
Wallace, Alabama
Gore
Michigan
>>69170508
rerolland Megyn git
>>69170481
Nevada gets Brown'd.
Webb, NC.
Webb
California
Dean wins Washington
wallace drops
>>69170400
>>69170477
George Wallace wins Virginia
Oprah Winfrey wins Georgia
Megyn, Kentucky
>>69170481
>>69170481
GORE GETS NY
>>69170481
Sanders for Washington
>>69170025
California for Maddow
>>69170678
Reroll on this one
>>69170688
Wallace wins Oregon
Wallace Massachusetts
>>69170713
Wewoll
Maddow wins Iowa
>>69170140
Wallace Georgia
Dean wins North Carolina
Gore
Wi
>>69170688
Oklahoma feels the Bern.
>>69170713
>>69170754
Again
>>69170688
Webb Kentucky
Maddow wins Utah
Trump enters the race, winning automatically.
>>69170709
reroll
Wallace
Tennessee
Kelly New York
Wallace wins New Jersey
rachel maddow california
>>69170784
rerollin
Oprah wins Massachusetts.
>>69170140
Hitler, Georgia
>>69170828
reroll, kek comands it
>>69170688
South Carolina is covered in Webb.
Gore
NJ
>>69170871
reroll
>>69170688
Oprah for NY
>>69170900
TOPKEK
Maddow for Utah
Wallace
Michigan desu
Dean wins Missouri
Wallace Drops
>>69170954
Reroll.
>>69170900
Let me repick the state, New York
Rachel California
>>69170688
GORE GETS MICHIGAN
GORE GETS MICHIGAN
Wallace wins Oregon
>>69170596
>>69170633
>>69170644
Megyn Kelly wins Washington
Al Gore wins Michigan
Howard Dean wins New Jersey, New York
Webb wins Michigan
Megyn for Nevada
>>69170954
Gore already won Michigan
Now he won NJ, too
>>69171002
So close.
Dean wins D.C.
>>69171055
Wallace wins Oregon
Wallace
Washington
>>69171055
GORE FOR CALIFORNIA FFS
> 2000
> not voting for oprah
zyklon ben has really gotten to you guys huh
oprah for mass
Wallace wins Arizona
>>69171055
Wallace wins California
Rachel for Cali
>>69171055
Maddow for Montana
>>69171111
Check em
Hitler wins Montana
>>69171091
rerollin Dean in DC
>>69171111
EVERYONE NUKED BY WALLACE
>>69171055
Wallace for Maine
Oprah for Louisiana.
>>69171093
reroll for Wallace/Oregon win
>>69171055
Webb KY
>>69171106
reroll
Gore
MA
>>69170307
WHERES GOLDIE WILSON, FAOOGT?
Dean wins Louisiana in landslide
oprah for nc
Who is ready for the Wallace/Duke ticket?
DELEGATES NOW
DELEGATES TOMORROW
DELEGATES FOREVER
Wallace NC
Howard Dean gets Louisiana
>>69171307
rerollin
oprah
>>69170885
>>69170922
>>69171002
Jim Webb wins South Carolina
Oprah Winfrey wins Massachusetts
Howard Dean wins Missouri
Megyn Alaska
>>69171357
rollin again
Kelly NC
Guys so we can plan ahead we are either havinf
Wallace/Duke
or
Wallace/George Lincoln Rockwell
Wallace Lousianna
Oprah wins Maryland.
George for California
>>69171365
Maddow California
>>69171365
Maddow won Montana >>69171140
Maddow for Utah
>>69171410
reroll
doprah
>>69171365
MOTHERFUCKER LET WALLACE WIN OREGON
Gore
Wi
Kelly Wisconsin
Kelly for Cali
>>69171365
Megyn Oregon
>>69171365
>>69171331
>>69171198
>>69171111
Do these not count?
Wallace Maryland
>>69171432
reroll
>>69171365
CALIFORNIA FOR GORE!
CALIFORNIA FOR GORE!
>>69171457
Here, let me roll for you
>>69171495
reroll desu
Dean wins North Carolina
Wallace Drops
Dean Louisiana
Kelly Maine
Oprah
New Mexico
Wallace california
CALIFORNIA FOR MADDOW
WALLACE CALIFORNIA
GOD WILLS IT
Kelly 4 Cali
>>69171365
Jerry Brown wins Wisconsin.
oprah tennessee
>>69171519
reroll
>>69171612
reroll
Wallace
California
>>69171595
reroll
Wallace4Missouri
Sanders takes California
Dean takes Wisonson
Wallace drops
Oprah for Arizona
Cali for Oprah check em
oprah nc
Wallace Colorado
>>69171647>>69171519
REROLL
Cali Kelly
>>69171680
rerollin
>>69171668
HAHA FUCK YES MADDOW WINS CALIFORNIA
Oprah wins California.
>>69171677
KEK
>>69171365
Louisiana feels the Bern. Wallace's corpse falls apart.
>>69171717
THIS HAS TO COUNT
Gore
NC
Megyn Arizona
>>69171739
reroll
Wallace for Oregon
Kelly for fucking NC
Jerry Brown take North Carolina.
>>69171773
REROLL
>>69171680
rerollin once again
>>69171739
reroll again
>>69171731
>>69171745
Postending in 69 for California, not just dubs
>>69171365
Alabama is covered by the Webb.
>>69168402
Why is fucking sanders always running in these? Fucking reddit.
>>69171739
reroll, fug
>>69171111 (Who are you gonna have drop out)
>>69171140
>>69171182
>>69171198
>>69171331
>>69171338
George Wallace wins Arizona, Maine, North Carolina
Rachel Maddow wins Montana
Howard Dean wins DC, Louisiana
>Gotta go for a bit, be back in 20-30 minutes with new thread
Is OP ignoring Wallace rolls or am I unaware of something?
Gore for New Hampshire
