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/pol/ Decides the 2000 Election: Part 1


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It's been four years since the landslide victory of Zyklon Ben Garrison over Democratic Challenger Jesse Jackson. It's been 24 years since the Democrats won a Presidential election. Most of the Jewish population is either in exile or dead, with the notable exception of Bernie Sanders.

President Garrison has promised to publicly execute any dissidents from within his own party, so there will be no Republican Primary in 2000. But the Democrats still have a shot to stop him from getting a second term, and take back the White House.

Democratic Primary Map Pictured
RULES (to start):
>dubs in last four digits pick new candidate of your choice to join the race
>race begins when we hit limit of 9 candidates

In 1992, /pol/ picked Jeb Bush/VP Bashar Al-Assad as our leaders.

In 1996, Ben Garrison/VP Al Sharpton.
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1996 Election Results
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1992 Election Results
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1996 Thread Here: >>69096807
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>>69168402
Webb Kentucky
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Webb Florida
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>>69168661
Primaries only begin once we have 9 candidates.
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Megyn Kelly enters the race
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Add George Wallace
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>>69168752
O-ok
>add Trump
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>>6916885
Megyn kelly enters race
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>>69168873
SEGREGATION NOW
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>>69168982
You already got it. It's dubs in last 4 digits.
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>>69168402
Add Jerry Brown.
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>>69168873
Eggman for pres
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Webb PA
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>>69168873
>>69168851
The Reanimated Corpse of George Wallace and Megyn Kelly join the Democratic Race
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>>69168402
Add David Duke
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>>69169166
Jerry Brown joins the democratic race
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Osama Bin laden forfeits his position as chief of the CIA to enter the presidential race.
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Rachel Maddow enters
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OP enters the race.
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>>69169493
reroll
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>>69169499
Nah
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>>69169437

reroll

kek wills it
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>>69169410
Robert E. Lee enters the race
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>>69169607
reroll for the confederacy
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>>69169600
>>69169607
>>69169659
already got it m8s >>69169550
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>>69169592
Worth a try.
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Need to round it off. Since he never became president in this universe, Slick Willy may as well enter the race.
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>>69169066
SEGREGATION TOMORRA!
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>>69169697
You Can't Derail The Confederate Trail straya
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Add Tom Selleck
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>>69169550
Rachel Maddow joins the Democratic race.
>Candidate limit of 9 hit

PRIMARY RULES:
>post state+candidate
>dubs in last four digits get state win
>69 gets California
>96 gets New York

>trips drops candidate of your choice out of the race/gives their delegates to another candidate of your choice
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MAYOR GOLDIE WILSON

ENTERS THE RACE
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John Wayne enters the race
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>>69169834
reroll
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>>69169842
Megyn Kelly for Texas
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Wallace
Texas
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>>69169842
Robert E. Lee demands tenth spot or we secede
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Wallace
Florida
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>>69169842

Megyn Florida
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>>69168402
Voting for Soros
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>>69169905
looks like Kelly wins texas
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Wallace
Pennsylvania
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>>69169905
Megyn Kelly wins Texas.
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>>69169842
Texas for Dean
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webb
florida
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Wallace
Florida
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>>69169851
WE WILL HAVE HOVERBOARDS WITHIN THE NEXT DECADE!
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Megyn for Ohio
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>>69169945
>>69169981

Damn got beaten. Megyn New York then
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>>69170025
Florida for Dean
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webb
pennsylvania
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Wallace
Illinois
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Wallace 4 New York
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>>69168402

Trump wins, landslide victory we all saw coming
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>>69169945
>>69170022

George Wallace wins Florida, Pennsylvania
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Megyn for Georgia
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>>69170010
reroll
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Dean Georgia
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Webb Wisconsin
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nominate Trump
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>>69170145
reroll
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Wallace
Michigan
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>>69170140
Wallace wins Kansas
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Dean takes Illinois
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Oprah for California.
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>>69169842
Jerry Brown gets Minnesota.
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>>69170210
reroll
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>>69170140
Megyn won Ohio m8 >>69170046

Megyn for Michigan
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Wallace
Ohio
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Kelly New York
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>>69170242
rollin again
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>>69170140
Bernie wins Vermont.
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Wallace
Ohio
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>>69170046
>>69170087

Megyn Kelly wins Ohio
George Wallace wins Illinois
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Wallace

Virginia
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George Wallace
Michigan
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>>69170297
rollin Dean in Illi again
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Winfrey
Georgia
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Oprah
California
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>>69170307
Dean takes home New Jersey
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Wallace, Virginia


Who here excited for the Wallace/Byrd ticket
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Megyn for Louisiana
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Wallace
California dreamin'
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>>69170299
Massachusetts also feels the Bern.
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Kelly Cali
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>>69170387
reroll
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Webb California
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>>69170307
Wallace
Virginia
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>>69170307
FUCK IT. AL GORE WINS CALIFORNIA.
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Wallace, California.
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>>69170430
reroll
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>>69170349
reroll
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>>69170199
>>69170225
>>69170299

George Wallace wins Kansas
Jerry Brown wins Minnesota
Bernie Sanders wins Vermont
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>>69170307
Virginia for Webb.
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Wallace
NC
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Megyn, Wisconsin
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>>69170441
God damnit, Paco.
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>>69170400
No Wallace/Lee ticket

Rebuild the Confederacy!
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>>69170307
Megyn
Washingon
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>>69170476
rerollin'
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>>69170481
Wallace wins Oregon
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Wallace Washington (state)
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>>69170481
GORE GETS CALIFONIA
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>>69170481

Megyn, Georgia
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>>69170524
rollin Dean in NJ again
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GOLDWATER WITH HILLARY VP
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>>69170546
Reroll
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>>69170481
Oprah, California
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Wallace, Alabama
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Gore
Michigan
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>>69170508
rerolland Megyn git
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>>69170481
Nevada gets Brown'd.
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Webb, NC.
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Webb
California
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Dean wins Washington
wallace drops
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>>69170400
>>69170477

George Wallace wins Virginia
Oprah Winfrey wins Georgia
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Megyn, Kentucky
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>>69170481
>>69170481
GORE GETS NY
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>>69170481
Sanders for Washington
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>>69170025
California for Maddow
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>>69170678
Reroll on this one
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>>69170688
Wallace wins Oregon
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Wallace Massachusetts
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>>69170713
Wewoll
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Maddow wins Iowa
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>>69170140

Wallace Georgia
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Dean wins North Carolina
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Gore
Wi
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>>69170688
Oklahoma feels the Bern.
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>>69170713
>>69170754
Again
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>>69170688
Webb Kentucky
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Maddow wins Utah
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Trump enters the race, winning automatically.
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>>69170709
reroll
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Wallace
Tennessee
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Kelly New York
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Wallace wins New Jersey
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rachel maddow california
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>>69170784
rerollin
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Oprah wins Massachusetts.
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>>69170140
Hitler, Georgia
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>>69170828
reroll, kek comands it
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>>69170688
South Carolina is covered in Webb.
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Gore
NJ
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>>69170871

reroll
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>>69170688
Oprah for NY
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>>69170900
TOPKEK
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Maddow for Utah
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Wallace
Michigan desu
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Dean wins Missouri
Wallace Drops
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>>69170954
Reroll.
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>>69170900
Let me repick the state, New York
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Rachel California
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>>69170688
GORE GETS MICHIGAN
GORE GETS MICHIGAN
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Wallace wins Oregon
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>>69170596
>>69170633
>>69170644

Megyn Kelly wins Washington
Al Gore wins Michigan
Howard Dean wins New Jersey, New York
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Webb wins Michigan
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Megyn for Nevada
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>>69170954
Gore already won Michigan

Now he won NJ, too
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>>69171002
So close.
Dean wins D.C.
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>>69171055
Wallace wins Oregon
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Wallace
Washington
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>>69171055
GORE FOR CALIFORNIA FFS
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> 2000
> not voting for oprah

zyklon ben has really gotten to you guys huh

oprah for mass
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Wallace wins Arizona
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>>69171055
Wallace wins California
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Rachel for Cali
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>>69171055
Maddow for Montana
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>>69171111
Check em
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Hitler wins Montana
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>>69171091
rerollin Dean in DC
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>>69171111
EVERYONE NUKED BY WALLACE
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>>69171055

Wallace for Maine
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Oprah for Louisiana.
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>>69171093
reroll for Wallace/Oregon win
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>>69171055
Webb KY
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>>69171106
reroll
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Gore
MA
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>>69170307
WHERES GOLDIE WILSON, FAOOGT?
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Dean wins Louisiana in landslide
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oprah for nc
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Who is ready for the Wallace/Duke ticket?
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DELEGATES NOW
DELEGATES TOMORROW
DELEGATES FOREVER
Wallace NC
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Howard Dean gets Louisiana
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>>69171307
rerollin
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oprah
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>>69170885
>>69170922
>>69171002

Jim Webb wins South Carolina
Oprah Winfrey wins Massachusetts
Howard Dean wins Missouri
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Megyn Alaska
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>>69171357
rollin again
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Kelly NC
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Guys so we can plan ahead we are either havinf

Wallace/Duke

or

Wallace/George Lincoln Rockwell
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Wallace Lousianna
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Oprah wins Maryland.
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George for California
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>>69171365
Maddow California
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>>69171365
Maddow won Montana >>69171140

Maddow for Utah
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>>69171410
reroll
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doprah
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>>69171365
MOTHERFUCKER LET WALLACE WIN OREGON
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Gore
Wi
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Kelly Wisconsin
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Kelly for Cali
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>>69171365
Megyn Oregon
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>>69171365
>>69171331
>>69171198
>>69171111
Do these not count?

Wallace Maryland
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>>69171432

reroll
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>>69171365
CALIFORNIA FOR GORE!
CALIFORNIA FOR GORE!
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>>69171457
Here, let me roll for you
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>>69171495
reroll desu
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Dean wins North Carolina
Wallace Drops
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Dean Louisiana
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Kelly Maine
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Oprah
New Mexico
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Wallace california
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CALIFORNIA FOR MADDOW
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WALLACE CALIFORNIA

GOD WILLS IT
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Kelly 4 Cali
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>>69171365
Jerry Brown wins Wisconsin.
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oprah tennessee
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>>69171519
reroll
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>>69171612
reroll
>>
Wallace
California
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>>69171595
reroll
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Wallace4Missouri
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Sanders takes California
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Dean takes Wisonson
Wallace drops
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Oprah for Arizona
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Cali for Oprah check em
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oprah nc
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Wallace Colorado
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>>69171647>>69171519
REROLL
>>
Cali Kelly
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>>69171680
rerollin
>>
>>69171668


HAHA FUCK YES MADDOW WINS CALIFORNIA
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Oprah wins California.
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>>69171677

KEK
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>>69171365
Louisiana feels the Bern. Wallace's corpse falls apart.
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>>69171717
THIS HAS TO COUNT
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Gore
NC
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Megyn Arizona
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>>69171739
reroll
>>
Wallace for Oregon
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Kelly for fucking NC
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Jerry Brown take North Carolina.
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>>69171773
REROLL
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>>69171680
rerollin once again
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>>69171739
reroll again
>>
>>69171731
>>69171745

Postending in 69 for California, not just dubs
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>>69171365
Alabama is covered by the Webb.
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>>69168402
Why is fucking sanders always running in these? Fucking reddit.
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>>69171739
reroll, fug
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>>69171111 (Who are you gonna have drop out)
>>69171140
>>69171182
>>69171198
>>69171331
>>69171338

George Wallace wins Arizona, Maine, North Carolina
Rachel Maddow wins Montana
Howard Dean wins DC, Louisiana

>Gotta go for a bit, be back in 20-30 minutes with new thread
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Is OP ignoring Wallace rolls or am I unaware of something?
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Gore for New Hampshire
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Dean wins DC
Wallace drops
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>>69171823
Thats a win

Did you morons not even read the rules?
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Wallace Louisiana


COME ON WALLACEBROS WE GOTTA DO THIS SHIT

I JUST DONATED ONE SHITPOST

MATCH ME
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Oprah won California but the map still hasn't been updated
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>>69171875
Wallace
Oregon
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>>69171365
Kelly
Oklahoma
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>>69171875
Kelly drops out, endorses Wallace
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>>69171842

Maddow
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>>69171365
Colorado gets high and votes for Brown. Kelly gets Trumped.
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>>69171937
Aktchually Bernard sandman won cali
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>>69171937
dude you need 69 to win california, it comes naturally. dubs everywhere else
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Someone gonna fill it in?
Wallace Maryland
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>>69171968
reroll
>>
Kelly Hawaii
>>
George Wallace/George Lincoln Rockwell 2000

The Rule of The Georges
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>>69171875
West Virginia gets Berned.
>>
Brown wins in Wisconsin.
>>
Oprah wins Wisconsin.
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>>69171875
Arkansas goes Webb.
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>>69171968
>>69172065
HA
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>>69172178
reroll
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>>69171875
oregon for wallace
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>>69168402
Byaaahh
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Minnesota to WEBB
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>>69171875
Brown wins the spic vote (Puerto Rico).
>>
GOLDIE WILSON ENTERS THE RACE
>>
WALLACE
WINS
MINNESOTA
>>
Maddow for Cali
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>>69171875
It gets hot and Alaska feels the Bern.
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>>69172322
Godie Wilson for Wallace's VP
>>
>>69172348
reroll
>>
>>69171875
Drop Wallace.
Megyn for Nevada
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>>69171875
Oprah
Wisconsin
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>>69171875
Webb wins Idaho.
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>>69172446
Reroll
>>
Colorado for Megyn
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Wallace
California
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>>69172446
Kelly dropped and endorsed Wallace already.

Wallace
SC
>>
Wallace
Oregon
>>
>>69172300
Fugggggg, meant to type Wisconsin
>>
>>69172500
Oprah already won Wisconsin
>>
>>69172520
Reroll
>>
Wallace
Hawaii
>>
Maddow for CALIFORNIA
>>
>>69171365
maddow california
>>
>>69171875

Webb wins New Mexico

Wallace drops out
>>
>>69171365

Wallace, California
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>>69172405
TRIPS TO ELIMINATE WALLACE

GIVE DELEGATES TO GOLDIE WILSON

NEXT POST IN FAVOR OF MAYOR WILSON GETS CALIFORNIA

CHECK EM
>>
>>69168402
howard dean for bama BYAH
>>
>>69172662
>dubs in last four digits get state win
Does 2662 get colorado for megyn?
>>
>>69172744
Hitler joins the race
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>>69172637
Oh shit, didn't see that post.
Oprah
Mississippi
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>>69172792
reroll
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Wallace california
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Wallace
Colorado
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>>69172792
Hitler for Wallace's VP
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>>69172857
reroll
>>
Oprah
Tennesse
>>
wallace
kentucky
>>
>>69172872
reroll
>>
wallace
california
>>
>>69173036
reroll
>>
Wallace california!
>>
california for nobody
>>
>>69173114
reroll
>>
Hitler to join the race
>>
>>69173215
New page link please
>>
>>69173283
reroll
>>
Write in Ian Smith for Utah
>>
Give me a list of who's won what since >>69171875 and I'll update the map.
Wallace 4 Maryland
>>
>>69173478
new thread is coming soon
>>
>>69173478
Wallace won all the states and announces David Duke as his VP nomination
>>
>>69173478
>>69173565
13 minutes maximum
>>
>>69173478
Oprah won Wisconsin.
>>69172500
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>>69173565
>>69173630
In that case I guess we'll wait.
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