NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
http://www.ibtimes.com/north-korea-wants-nuclear-war-right-now-after-united-states-held-military-exercises-2344412
WHY DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING LISTEN
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>>69157792
Mirin
>>69157580
Is it a reliable source anon ?
>>69157580
Haha
>>69157580
>>69158320
no. also nothing is happening.
they say this shit every year. i've heard this since 2006.
It won't happen in Korea until the moment it does, stop pretending.
>>69158320
yes it is
>>69157580
>We want nuclear war
>we cannot deliver a nuclear weapon to your continent
So the entire war would be the US nuking North Korea?
They want it but they can't achieve it.
>>69157580
Don't you get it? It's not that they're hungering for war, they know they've fucked up their country and they want to be put out of their misery.
Is that sub still missing?
"North Korea" is a myth created for click bait articles.
>mfw
>>69157580
I'm sure the US is shitting itself
>>69158416
>>69158460
Never underestimated the bullshit of that a gouk would do for honor.
The conditions are here i heard.
UN sanctions are in full blown, US is close , China is waiting, Russia bully them....
Could the CIA operator on this board confirm ?
>>69158725
yes noone found it
>>69158888
So theoretically it could be anywhere in the world now. Shouldn't this concern some people?
>>69158888
>>69159170
It was found in Venezuela
>>69159170
yes potentially, they released a propaganda video of that submarine blowing dc. It might be near dc by now. An article which pol thinks is tin foil said they spotted it in Venezuela.
>>69158757
>puerto rico
>mfw
>>69159259
what would they do in Venezuela if they even went there.
>>69157580
oh for fucks sake they threaten to nuke the west coast every other month
>>69157580
>dreams of all out nuclear war
>in reality has literally 2 missiles
nothing ever happens with NK except big talk
>>69159329
Mfw he would nuke the mecca and blame the US. Arabs would believe it.
>>69159170
>theoretically it could be anywhere in the world
No, the thing is tiny. It has no range.
>>69159604
Like Leonardo Di Caprio ?
>>69157580
When I get peckish I order a takeaway, best Korea threatens war.
>>69159576
he could have purchased illegal weapons from the dictator of Venezuela.
>>69159704
kek
>>69157580
>nukes
>2016
>>69159523
They don't even have two missles
>>69159435
Pose a threat to you?
>>69159764
But why ?
North Korea has ton of weapons.
Maybe Kim is fleeing the country.
>>69160003
maybe he fueled up his sub in Venezuela
>>69160015
kim has shit but he needs more if he is gonna declare war. Which is already starting
>>69157580
We would objectively obliterate them. No contest, bruv.
>>69157580
>BREAKING NEWS
B8 gonna b8 and h8trs gonna h8
he wont do shit, hes mad isis stole his spotlight
Will best korea give us the happening we deserve, or are they just trying to measure dicks again, while wearing a penis extender?
OH NO I'M SCARED
>People think he can actually do anything
Hey that's okay, we'll just get our top actors to take him down.
>>69162076
HANS BRIX?!!
>>69162312
Sadly he is no longer with the living.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEvacFETvM
kim is a legitimate retard. how the hell is he going to start a nuclear war.
NK feeling depressed and suicidal.
>>69162524
bomb south korea or his missing submarine to bomb obongo
invasion when?
>>69163530
nevar
kim junk #1 and other threat like horus exist only to scare the shit out of the prols like you
while the societies and their economy is shut down brick after brick
>>69158757
Good ole Slim. My mom used to party with that guy in Vegas when my dad was a drug dealer and she was a dancer. The 70's were something else man.
>>69157580
Thay can't want but wait until they actually get
>nuclear
Why would they go for the hardest one anyway?
>>69166328
Good question.
Kim could take a shit on the DMZ and nothing would happend.
>>69157580
North Korea threatens USA with war all the time.Why would it happen now?
>>69163530
I miss the old macross
100% less magic fairy girls
>>69158618
and Iran chants death to america year after year, for three decades... and the jews claim Iran is a few months away from a nuke for three decades. and for some reason our politicians fall for it every time, practically wetting themselves over the non-threat to greatest ally
>>69159576
i recently read that the CIA tossed around ideas of doing that (not nuking, but conventional bombing) and blaming the USSR during the Cold War
there's been a lot of airforcce transmissions lately too. i recorded a few.
https://soundcloud.com/user-mongermcfly
>>69157580
FUCK MODS
>>69157580
OK, what do you want for dinner Norks?
The MREs have extra candy this month
>tfw safe on the east coast
i hope their shitty warheads can at least reach commiefornia
blahblahlbha
nothing will happen.
go shit up >>>/x/
>>69158636
They want us to just put them out of their misery
>>69166767
this is a gold mine haha. can I sample these?
>>69167205
sure. I'm still listening so if there's more I'll post it
>>69166767
Osar... Romeo... Delta... Victor... Oscar... Zulu... Romeo... Delta... Alpha... Victor... Window....
He won't be good enough at warfare to bomb Hawaii or Japan but I think he's just about ready to shit on SK and try to invade it. He'll do it at some point and he's getting more vigorous about it this year.
>>69157580
>March 1998
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 1999
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2000
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2001
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2002
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2003
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2004
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2005
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2006
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2007
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2008
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2009
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2010
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2011
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2012
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2013
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2014
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2015
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR
>March 2016
NORTH KOREA WANTS NUCLEAR WAR FOR REAL THIS TIME A SWEAR
>>69166894
NE bro here
if shit hits the fan I'm heading to the bunker on newcastle island.
we could set up a little colony there
fuck off with this shit.
it's more likely that aliens will land on Earth within the next 24 hours, than the norks being able to conduct a 'nuclear war' within the next 20 years.
>>69167403
can you hear the guy's name at the end of kep 2? i cant quite make it out.
>>69166757
Yeah i heard that. They pull out some crazy shit in the 70's.
I would love to go back to Area 51 at that time to see all their toyz.
>>69167838
Thanks for telling us
>>69167754
kek
I'll give him a ban he won't do anything.
I've heard it every year since 1993... So yeah they're all bark and no bite.
>>69168114
Capt(captain) tude(attitude) that's what a want anyway.
>>69168132
>>69168235
hi newfag.
>>69157580
north korea is the epitome of "all bark, no bite"
its not happening, its not going to be happening
DEFCONWarningSystem
@DEFCONWS
Reports of #NorthKorea moving artillery to their East Coast near the DMZ and their border islands.
>>69168513
Man those are some accurate sources for that report, I guess it really it happening.
>>69157580
My Flip friend who is serving in US airforce is now stationed in South Korea
Ye it's happening.
>>69168706
yeah yeah yeah dont shoot the messanger
im just sharing
>>69157580
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501802
Have we cut off their food aid? I can't see the norks making any serious moves until they've been given some time to stew like that and perceive that they've been backed into a corner.
>>69157580
Listen to what?
Everyone knows north Korea is crazy.
When it comes to north Korea my feels can be summed up as:
I wish a nigga would
>>69168912
>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501802
fan-fucking-tastic
>>69167838
Shore defence would be a bitch. Many places for boats to land. You'll need 24 hour shore patrol and I'd sink a majority of the docks to make it harder,
>>69157792
/thread
>>69157580
>North Korea wants nuclear war
>News
Pick one.
>>69169249
Yeah. Remember when newgrounds was good?
>>69168942
If we stopped feeding them out of pity they'd shell Seoul into dust, get 100 billion tons of scorching hot american freedom dropped on them, murder Lil Kim and declare surrender in exchange for food. Then we'd spend the next 3 years flushing fanatics holding out. The south is flooded with northern refugees.
After the dust settles we'd get cute documentaries about pseudo medieval brainwashed peasants reacting to modern technology and trying to fit in with all the bizarre customs.
There'd be revenge killings by angry southerners and I have a strong hunch that poor and desperate norks would build up a criminal underworld.
IDS HABBIDINGS
>>69168942
yes we have
>>69169712
That's what I was getting at. Even then you'd have get both sides to make intentionally provocative actions when everyone just wants to keep kicking the can down the road.
>>69169712
We have already stop feeding them in jet fuel 6 months ago, do a blocus to search the ships , that's why it could happen
>>69168942
>ohh my godd look at this article guysss its happeneningggg haha omgggg xDDDD
pol is the worst board on 4chan
>>69170292
>xDDDDD
how bout go to reddit, if you don't like anything.
PLEASE NORTH KOREA, SHOVE YOUR NUCLEAR WEAPON UP MY ASS.
>>69170292
IDS HABBIDINGS DOU FOOLET :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Threatening us with nukes should be considered an act of war and give us grounds to nuke them first, thus purging the planet of this cancer.
>Nuclear War happens
>Causes Nuclear Winter
>Whites are naturally used to it
>Shit skins all die out
>Won't be effected because nobody gives a fuck about some isolated country way down south.
I'm all for it.
Anyone who believes those slanty eyed niggers from the north can nuke America, are themselves, slanty eyed niggers
The moment they fire a missile the entire fucking planet will reign fire upon their skies. The world has no tolerance for their nation, everyone hates them and wouldn't care if we fired nukes back at them.
>>69158636
they can with a submarine.
>>69170766
> has nuclear weapons
> has nothing to lose by detonating one, except the one they detonate
>>69171166
>>69158636
> MFW you don't need a missile to deliver a nuke
Been saying it forever now - All they have to do is sneak one onto a shipping container. It wouldn't even have to detonate in port - Everyone would lose their fucking mind.
Remember the cuban missile crisis?
Remember how fucking freaked the fuck out everyone was?
Imagine if a nuke had detonated in the gulf of Mexico - Everyone would have lost their fucking minds
Please make this happen. End it. DO IT
>mfw Kimmers blow up Yellowstone
>>69172330
Even if he has a 2-stage device (doubtful) that could fit on an ICBM with the range to hit Yellowstone (doubtful), even a megaton yield (doubtful) on the surface wouldn't awaken the Caldera.
Besides, the Island Park Caldera and La Garita Caldera are closer to the West Coast than Yellowstone and are both Level 8 on the VEI, like Yellowstone.
>>69170743
>thinking nuclear winter is a literal winter
>>69172750
What about blowing up the San Andreas Fault? Could it trigger a big earthquake, how much strong would it be necessary to trigger Yellowstone?
>>69173076
No surface blast of any realistic-sized warhead could trigger the fault line.The energy will be wasted and spread over the surrounding surface and low atmo.
>>69173076
I doubt all the nukes on earth could do anything to trigger Yellowstone
>>69157580
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>nothing ever happens
>>69173076
Superman will save us tho, he'll turn back time to stop Lois from dying.
>>69157580
inb4 kim just shitposting propaganda again
>>69173969
if i could turn back time
Kimmy deserves a better class of war... and we're... gunna give it to em'.
>>69157580
>north korea wanting nuclear war
oh so it's monday again.
>>69173544
REEE how much hard is to make a natural disaster? I just want some happening.
>>69174786
this
>>69174462
To the good old days
>>69157580
>north-korea-wants-nuclear-war-right-now
>>69174786
yeah, pretty much this.
They threaten everyday. Wake me up when they actually invade the south. They won't last a month.
>>69175809
classic meme
>>69176113
they won't last a week dude, and that's beign generous, they will starve before reaching anything. they're literally the cuba of asia, poor internetless startving bastards.
I don't know if we could retaliate with nukes since the fallout would affect South Korea as well. They'd be so fucked though. Could happen, probably won't.
TRY IT MOTHERFUCK JUST TRY IT. I TRIPLE FUCKING DARE YOU TO LAUNCH ONE OF YOUR TIN CAN FIRECRACKERS AT US. FUCKING AMERICAN SOMOA EVEN. SEE IF YOU CAN HIT THAT. YOU WON'T DO IT, YOU WILL NEVER DO IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE SECOND YOU EVEN ATTEMPT TO LUNCH YOUR PRE DIGITAL AGE RUSTY SHIT TUBES AT US WE WILL BTFO YOU SO HARD YOUR GRANDCHILD WILL FEEL THE SHOCKWAVES.
>>69176860
i know your american blood boils for more war action, but be realistics, the NK will self defeat.
Well gents, it's been fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
>>69177372
NEEDS MORE COWBELL
>>69177103
nah i want to fight isis and islam, not nk.
Why are all the B-52s at Barksdale taking off in MITO?
>>69177064
there would be no opportunity for grandchildren actually they'd just be smoked
>fit me rite now fagit
We really need a Korean War 2.0
>>69177692
>no other sizes of this image found
>North Korea
>Nuclear War
>mfw when
>>69177978
nah we just need one well placed missile to the fatty
Are you faggots serious? This happens EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR. You happening niggers are actually the most insufferable buffoons on the internet.
>>69178820
Watching the whole country go ballistic without their Dear Leader around would be amazing, like removing the queen from an ant colony. We'd probably see various generals vying for control of military assets and fighting internally, wish we could watch.
>>69166894
Midwest master race. Ill see you all innawoods.
>>69179168
Come north to the shores of the lakes when it's time, anon
>>69177692
That's a B-1 and a C-5
>>69179698
is it happening south korea
>>69179035
You're right but they haven't actually had nukes and a missile to launch it before. It's the most likely to happen that it's ever been and we're talking since the 50s or whenever the original podunk war was.
>>69158851
Hi. I'm assigned to this and a couple of other boards. Everything's slow as balls right now, so I can confirm. You're pretty spot on about everything. But most of us don't take the North seriously, as you can imagine.
>>69179698
It's a Tu-160 fueling off a Ilyushin Il-78.
>>69179790
No. And I'm in the military
>>69180290
whats the plans, have anything to spill. If you can.
>>69181158
OPLAN 5029, OPLAN 5027, CONPLAN 8022, OPLAN 8010 and OPLAN 5015.
>>69179925
>CIA
>starting a sentence with "But"
