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TRUMP GENERAL - THREAD #1237 EDITION
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Updates on the Sex Scandal: http://cruzsexscandal.com/
https://archive.is/https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter*

SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc

>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144

SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/

Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org

RALLIES
>TUE- JANESVILLE, WI Trump Rally 3/29/16

>WED- APPLETON, WI Trump Rally 3/30/16

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on ABC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
>Roger Stone on AM970 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NqOWq_Gk0
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBk2nsHOE24
>Piers Morgan: The Trump Interview 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X77DrxHj0mE
>Don Lemon cuts off the truth 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1wfIHP9t_c
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHitPusVhA
>Milo on the (((Rubin))) Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno

ENTERTAINMENT
>Cruz braveheart speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyV7BnBTSok
>Trump effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
>Truth about Ted's Sex Scandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
>Donald drives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o

>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Will be updated daily.

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule

>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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AWOOOOOO
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>>69137468
Please post the selfie you're referencing. That could be a good lead to work with to at least link them to the same hotel.
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DELETE THIS
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Movement 'n such.
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How can the power of autism help the God Emperor get the last remaining delegates?
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>>69137699
I'll never understand how the Jews managed to get the goyim to do their work for them. Amazing.
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Nostradamus Quatrain
Century 10 - # 73

The great Senate will ordain the triumph,
For one who afterwards will be vanquished driven out,
At the sound of the trumpet of his adherents there will be,
Put up for sale their possessions enemies expelled.
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>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (Which Gen is real?)

Reminder that Trump only needs 478 (53%) of the remaining 905 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC. There are no more Caucuses. That rigged bullshit is over.

>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS

>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51)
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16)

>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Wisconsin (42) - 24 District. 15 State.
Maryland (38) - 24 District. 11 State.

>Proportional (EL RATO GUARANTEED A SMALL PORTION OF THE CHEESE)
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.

>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES (FUCKING KILL ME)
New York (95) - 81 District, 2-1 First and Second Place, WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%

>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
Colorado (37) - 3 RNC Unbound, 34 Pick Preferred
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred
Wyoming (29) - 3 RNC Unbound, 26 Pick Preferred
North Dakota (28) - 3 RNC Unbound, 25 Elected Unbound

Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.

#MAGA

**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
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>>69137711
Gutes Mem!
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>>69137550
What happened to Nevada?
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>>69137711
>Lionel Messi visits Romania
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Let me ask you something, Trump supporters....

How would you feel if a dog ran inside of your house and started shitting all over your floor?

That is what Donald Trump has done to our party.

Would you let the dog stay inside, just because the fleas are telling you to do so?

>muh jews
>muh wall
>muh abortions
>muh sodomy

Why don't you Trump supporters go where you belong; THE MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

FFS, you idiots make us conservatives look bad.

His plans would only serve to agitate ISIS, and all Muslims will be victimized by his asinine policies.

Trump would be the greatest recruiter terror has ever known.

There is NO FUCKING WAY that my Republican party will EVER nominate a liberal like Donald Trump.

Now now, not tomorrow, and not in a billion years.

NEVER.

Get it yet, alt-right freaks?

You are living in delusion.

None of you are real political players.

None of you will ever become political players.

You think rigging your online polls is going to convince us to allow Donald Trump to be our nominee? Think again.

Perhaps if you would spend more time getting out of mommy's house, and finding a job; you wouldn't be the pathetic laughing stock of the political world.

Do yourselves a favor....

Lose the cartoon fetishes, get a job, and leave politics to the grown ups.

BTW --- Spreading the fake NE story only makes Trump and his supporters look bad! Keep it up! You are already getting btfo in WI and CA.
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>>69137784

same XD XD
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>>69137912
Ben, please come home.
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>>69137912
>muh party
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In starting to think this Cruz sex scandal will just whither away because it only benefits Trump
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economists have said his plan to bring jobs back from China is basically impossible.
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>>69137912
Did your grandson have a Happy Easter, Rick?
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hi guys
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>>69137699
>Take this down
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>>69137912
THIS POST SMELLS LIKE SOME NICE AGED GOUDA! AM I RIGHT GENTS?
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>>69137912
Your party likes to let dogs come in our house and shit all over our floor.
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>>69137807
danke fampai
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>>69137699
>starting a revolution without hate mongering
literally an oxymoron
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>>69137550
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>>69137699
I actually hate people
>DISAGREE
>RACIST
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Is it just me or is the trumpgen king video down? Can someone post a link, because I can't find it on YT
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REMINDER GHOST WILL BE ON IN 19 MINUTES

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/03/28/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-228

CAN SOMEONE TAKE OVER TRUMP GENERALS SO I CAN MAKE GHOST THREADS?
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>>69136499
>>69136712

>implying I even shill for Rat

Get over yourselves. This nonstop shitposting has made this board intolerable. It's like this hugbox is incapable of noticing the times Trump acts like a moron or says some really stupid shit.

>>69137285
>i don't think that we should put so much stock in it without more clear evidence though, it's a waste of time
Whoa, crazy talk, what a shill.

The problem is that most of the people continuously posting in this thread and others is that they are so insecure that they turn into insufferable whiners and crybabies when Trump is losing (remember the ass-devastation after the Fox debate?) and shitposting retards when he's winning. So during this cycle it's shilling bogus hoax websites, conspiracy loons, and whatever basement shit that /pol/ routinely gobbles down on a daily basis.

I -almost- want Cruz to win Wisconsin just to see all the feels.jpg posts flood this board to prove my point.
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>>69137665
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Hannity streams - Trump will be on LIVE today

http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/sean_hannity/
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Sean-Hannity-Show-247-s239903/
http://www.iheart.com/live/the-sean-hannity-show-247-6706/
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>>69138178
nvm, it was trumpen, not trumpgen.
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>>69137784

Think tanks and research analyzing every possible response. The social engineers understand people at an insanely high level.
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Did Washington Times or that other paper ever publish evidence?
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>>69137805
latest polls show rato gaining in california

Donnie needs to hit him hard, the sex scandal thing didn't hurt rato
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>>69138259
I'll see your birb and raise you a snek
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>>69137912

Go suck a cock, Amanda.
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>>69138277
Honestly, I think it's just refined memetic warfare. The Jews understood meme magick before anyone else. Plus the whole exploiting religious aversion to money lending of course.
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>>69137912
>Shitting up the party
Nigga the conservative party has been shit for a while, Romney completely blew the 2012 election vs Obongo.
>muh victimized Muslims
Around 50% (if not more) of Arab/North African Muslims espouse views along the lines of "Death for leaving Islam" or worse, making them completely incompatible with Western Civilization, as they believe them due to dogma that has been hammered into them since childhood. They cannot be saved, and considering that whenever one of them ends up dead, the rest of the family ends up dragged into the same place, there's no solution left but to wipe them all out. Just going for the most radicals first will be the longer process with the bigger number of victims at the end of the day.
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so they get dinner 10pm/11pm then it's off to make rat babies at the Hyatt 11pm/12pm and no ones the wiser

no one sees him no one wants to see him
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lmfao, the "Cruz sex scandal" line of attack fell completely flat.
Wasn't covered in the media, Trump refused to blast him on it.

Trumpfags fail!!!
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>>69137912
Your party was destroyed long before the donor class anointed Rubio it's savior to pander to the hispanic vote.
Trumpn2016
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>>69138238

>listening to a drunken child with the spiritual, mental, and moral maturity of a sand nigger who drowns himself in alcohol to cover up personal problems.

none the less he is a patriot, just mentally ill
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Double digitirinos and the shooter is a barniebro.
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>>69138471
We all listen for the calls and graffiti radio
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>>69138386

Well considering the power of propaganda, there'd be a massive amount of resources dedicated to researching it. The Nazi's studied it heavily and there's been massive, massive gains in the field ever since.
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>>69138047
>""""economists"""""
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>>69138400
But...the latest polls have Cruz ahead but a couple points, right? What's up with that?
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NEW THREAD

>>69137473

>>69137473

>>69137473

NEW THREAD
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>>69138546
propaganda and meme magick are two words - or phrase in the case of MM - for the same thing essentially
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>>69138591
They're shill polls with ~300 LV
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>>69138558
>LALALALLA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
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>>69138658
Are you retarded?
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https://soundcloud.com/620-wtmj/charlie-sykes-interviews-donald-trump

Trump talks on #NeverTrump radio show
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>>69138047
They also said that printing green papers will make your country richer so...
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>>69138658
fucking leaf
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>>69138260
How long until?
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The shilling and sliding hasn't been this bad since the months of calm following /pol/s removal. What the fuck has been going on? Who is responsible? Why are there so many Canadians? Will we ever find out?

Mods seriously need to step the fuck up and do something about this or Reddit/Applied Memetics will take over.
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>>69138658
Fuck off, Dan Gabriel
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>>69138336
The sex scandal isn't over. It hasn't started.
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>>69138658
>64 replies
>new bread
reported. fuck off
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>>69138331
Of course not, That would actually help Trump
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>>69138400
Awww yeah, we're doing it boys! And Trump hasn't even started campaigning there yet
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Trump needs to start hosting rallies again. His numbers are starting to sink.
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>>69137912

Someone give this shill a medal!
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>>69138760
He hasnt said but probably in about 45 mins
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>>69138433
Why is this not a drain map?
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>>69138867
He's hosting one tomorrow, Temujin.
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>>69138830

It needs a shot in the arm though, like soon.
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>>69137550
SNEKS FOR TRUMP
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>>69138026
It'll come back if Cruz somehow gets nominated. Otherwise, they don't want to help Trump.

Question is if it's already done enough PR damage to make a difference. A few percent off Cruz and onto Trump is more or less all he needs to really assure he gets a majority.
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>>69138937
Cheers m8
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>>69138867
He's got a week to go before the primary, and already has two rallies planned. Plus various tv appearances.
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Fuckin' Milo, man.
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>>69138400
Even if Cruz is ahead by five points, It's still impressive to see how well Donald is doing
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>>69139016

if this doesn't gain steam in the next week, trump will put something out that will force people to talk about it.

all it would take is a tweet.

he can't let this go unnoticed.
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>>69138943

face is too round, collar bone out of place
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>>69139096
i think hes drunk
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not again
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>>69139234
I was talking about drain maps friend
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>>69139332
Kek
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>>69139381

the fuck is a "drain" map?
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>>69139096
>you're waifu is shit
>you are waifu
>is shit
>is
>you are a waifu is shit
fucking really?
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remember fellas there wouldnt be shills if trump was losing.
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wew lads, this is gonna be a close one
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>>69137912
>How would you feel if a dog ran inside of your house and started shitting all over your floor?
The same way I feel about letting Muslims in my country
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>>69139449
/a/ meme

Pretty sure its actually you're waifu a shit, not is.
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>>69139512
This is for Wisconsin
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>>69139449
Isn't that part of the joke?
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>>69138658
>DELEGATES Big Don: 701/Zodiac Killer: 598/Soros Puppet: 144
DO NOT RESPOND TO LEAF OPs
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>>69139449
newfag
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>>69139332
>whiteboard vandalized
I'm really torn. Do wey need to hit them back with the same ridiculous overstatements? Is making fun of them enough?
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>>69139448
A map of drains?
Sewage pipes?
Where a rat would go by
>>69138433
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>>69139448
That kind of shit is why I'd never use one of those
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>>69139449
>falling for the oldest bait
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>>69139510
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Did Missouri get called yet?
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>>69139595
Nice proxy canada
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>>69137912
thats what illegals do

and neither party was willing to kick the dogs out
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I know it's cool now to like trump and call people who disagree cucks on the Internet, but have any of you trump supporters actually read his campaign book? It's written at a third grade level and almost reaches the point of parody, how can you support anyone who articulates his thoughts like an adolescent?
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>>69138439
It hasn't started yet retard.

Cruz is over. The National Enquirer wouldn't publish that without solid evidence, which is yet to come.

Ted Cruz is the next John Edwards. No career, no campaign. It's over.
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>>69139546
thats what im saying, should be your for possessive, and a shit for the joke phrase. saying you are waifu is shit is just plain retarded, even by weeb standards.
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>>69139526
story behind vid?
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>>69138658
Go fuck yourself.
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Guys I feel that Trump has been very low energy lately, I hope he rested this easter weekend and he's ready to go back to BTFO of everybody

How are we doing? Whats next for our Emperor?
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>>69138983
It does and it will. The NE spent the money, took the risk, and will drag it out as necessary to sell papers.
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>>69139526
The glasses get me every time
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DONALD J TRUMP TO BE ON SAVAGE NATION SOON

>DONALD J TRUMP TO BE ON SAVAGE NATION SOON

DONALD J TRUMP TO BE ON SAVAGE NATION SOON

>DONALD J TRUMP TO BE ON SAVAGE NATION SOON

DONALD J TRUMP TO BE ON SAVAGE NATION SOON

>DONALD J TRUMP TO BE ON SAVAGE NATION SOON

DONALD J TRUMP TO BE ON SAVAGE NATION SOON

>DONALD J TRUMP TO BE ON SAVAGE NATION SOON
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Ghost radio is on in 1 minute

thread here

>>69138329
>>69138329

I'll continue making trump gens as well
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>>69139998
stream?
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Wow, I though Carpenter took a break from twitter, buts shes back and in meltdown mode
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>>69139711
>It is wrong to convey complex policy in a manner which is easily understood by everyone.
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>>69140074
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Savage-Nation-p20626/

GOOGLE U STUPID NIGGER


SAVAGE JUST BTFO A CRUZ RAT SUPPORTER
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>>69139711
I'm not an insecure liberal arts student so I don't care about the absence of big words
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>>69139851
He was taking a break for his daughter to have a beautiful jewish baby
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>>69137912
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

GET OUT BUT LEAVE YOUR VOTES REEEEEEEEEEEEE-

The post. Go home Hillary.
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>>69140108
Yeah, she's having a goddamn breakdown. Pretty fun to watch. I wonder if her husband will leave her after he learns he was made a cuckold by a fucking rat.
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What are your guys predictions for Wisconsin? Will Trump be able to close it out, will Rato manage an upset or will it be close and the suspense will go on?
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>>69138591
It's from Nate Shekelstein's website, and it depends on whether you look at just the polls, or you use his formula to predict
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>>69137875
>>69137950
>>69138163
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>>69138365
>>69138995
ATTENTION AUTISTS

Guys, let's face it. Donald Trump likes to talk about winning, but in every major poll he is the only GOP candidate who can't beat Hillary Clinton. He just can't win.
But you know who can win? Who WILL win? Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz is a true conservative, with strong Christian values and stances similar to Donald Trump's on issues important to you, like immigration, autism-acceptance and manga.

Donald Trump might have written best selling books like "The art of the deal" but with Amanda Carpenter and at least 4 other women Ted has perfected the art of the feel.

Every afternoon after prayer, Ted, or Teddy for friends, sits down with his children like the great family man he is. He turns on the TV and together they watch those asian cartoon shows, those animes you guys on this web forum love so much.
And Ted does too, he adores everything weaboo.
His favourite character? Someone you are very familiar with: Wolfgirl Momiji Inubashiri from Touhou project. When the full moon is out and one is very quiet, sometimes in the distance a soft "Awooo" can be heard in the clear, fresh air over the Cruz Ranch in the beautiful state of Texas.

Ted loves awoooing it is his favourite pastime.

Ted Cruz is a man of faith, a gentle lamb as forgiving as Jesus himself. But he does not hesitate to stand firmly and unwaveringly for what he believes in:
"It's not easy to tick me off. I don't get angry often, but if you mess with my waifu, that will do it every time." he said when Trump tried to smear his character by claiming that autism did not only correlate with vaccinations but also with the love for anime and girls with canine features.
"Donald, you're a sniveling gaijin and leave Momiji the hell alone," Cruz added, asserting that he is a man of principle, a man for /pol/.

Now doesn't that sound like a candidate you could get behind, /redddit/?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WITH CRUZ AND ANIME
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>>69139449
trolling is a art
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>someone with 2% of the vote is helping a dead campaign

kek, you might as well get Jeb out there too
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>>69140157
you right I dumb as shit senpai

thanks for the spoonfeed tho
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>>69140307
Your subversion won't work here, Berncuck.
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>>69139997
>Brussells citizens protest Muslim migration after bombings
>beta nu-male cuck tries to rip down their sign and confront one of the men
>the men knocks the cuck flat on his ass
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>>69140142
So vote for the one that appeals to the lowest common denominator, got ya
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>>69139332
You can't make this shit up
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>>69139240
Don't make fun of the house faggot
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>>69140380
Maybe Ted's fucking her too.
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>>69140385
I agree. I think suffrage was a fuck up, too.
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>>69139741
>The National Enquirer wouldn't publish that without solid evidence
I don't know if you are just a trolling leaf, or genuinely retarded.

People have to be desperate to have their world-views affirmed if they are turning to the fucking National Enquirer.
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I know why Ted did it.

> be Ted
> be loser in high school
> nobody likes me, ugly and fat
> and obnoxious
> go to college and its the same thing
> never have sex with girls
> roommates make fun of me
> few friends and i also hate them
> think im smarter than everyone else
> graduate from college
> work for bush campaign
> the one woman who's ever paid me any attention, heidi cruz, actually likes me
> over the moon happy
> slowly realize that im not satisfied with just heidi
> our careers have taken us far away from each other
> but i'm a hotshot politician now, powerful lawyer, and i have money+ success
> all of a sudden women talk to me
> hear stories of senators cheating all the time, its not a problem for them, of course i won't get caught
> only idiots let themselves get caught
> everyonesdoingit
> one affair leads to another
> leads to using an escort service
> because i was repressed sexually for so long, and everyone thought i was an ugly loser
> and now i am powerful, and addicted to the affection i was denied for so long
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>>69139998
high energy food
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>>69140203
>tfw imagining Ivankas yuuuge milk tittays
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>>69140380
Someone once said that Jeb endorsing Ted Cruz is like giving dead batteries to the salvation army
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>>69140504
This is accurate I feel. Reading articles about him in college he strikes me as the aspie who couldnt get laid.
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>>69140307
was going to vote for bernie but am cruz muzzle now
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>>69139381
>literally no ass
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>>69140753
>current year
>not being a Kasichcuck
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https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/714543394836594689

Every tweet she makes she gets trashed.

I hope they keep up the pressure and make her crack.
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NEW THREAD

>>69137473


>>69137473


>>69137473


>>69137473
NEW THREAD
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>>69140585
Fucking kek
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TED CRUZ CONFIRMED AS CAPITOL SHOOTER!

TED CRUZ CONFIRMED AS CAPITOL SHOOTER!
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>>69140108

I'm watching her freak out at the moment on twitter, it's some good shit.
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>>69140927
Kill yourself
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>>69140927
I'm doing trump generals till one of the tripfags takes over.
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http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/03/28/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-228
>http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/03/28/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-228
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/03/28/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-228
>http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/03/28/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-228
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>>69140927
stop this
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>>69140927
>canadacuck trying to fuck up the threads
smart
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>>69139741
it came and went, literally published on a Friday which in America is a "news dump" day aka worthless news dumped because nobody deems it worthy
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>>69140927
Always a canadian. Fuck off rato
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ghost is talking about cruz mistress crisis
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She's finally cracking guys
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Someone ask Amanda if she likes her new Twitter reality. Let her know it will always be this way from now on.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Hv1cXoODM&app=desktop
THEY MAD
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>>69140563
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>>69140927
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European MSM is sucking so much Hillary and Bernie cock you people wouldn't believe.
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>>69140504
he went to an ivy league so he probably got tons of pussy from girls hoping to jump on the success train once he made partner at some big law firm or whatever

lots of nerds have game on the low, i'm not surprised Rato bagged up 5 women behind his wife's back
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>>69141239
Kek
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>>69141239
she admits they are condoms
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>>69141255
Lol. Ask her how that 'getting verified' thing is going.
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>>69141239

>blames on photoshopping

KEEP DIGGING THAT WHOLE
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>>69141366
Hillary doesnt have a cock

afaik
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>>69141366
Europe probably doesn't like American interests placed first for once.
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>>69141239
Kek she's in full damage control.

Actually, we're past damage control. Now we're on rectum ruin.
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>>69137550
>TRUMP GENERAL - THREAD #1237 EDITION
You know, I do genuinely wonder, how many Trump generals have there been?

As an aside, the fucking Katawa Shoujo general is up to fucking almost # 3000, and I think that's after several resets. Pretty certain it's the longest running general on 4chan.
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>>69141408
lol
> girls at ivy league schools go for hot ivy leaguers

it's the same as highschool pretty much if you're a nerd like cruz. he wasn't getting laid. read his old roommate's twitter, he talks about it all the time
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>>69141239
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signed my first petition today
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>>69141422
You are right, she may have admitted they were actually.
>>69141462
Son you new to politics?
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>>69137711
holy shit this is funny as fuck I'm dying. what is this charging creature
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>>69141538
I bet you there is not much difference between the autists that post here and the autists that post in Katawa Shitshow General.
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>>69141239
If the condoms were photoshopped why didn't they make them more obvious?
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I'm looking for the archive of the carpenter condom tweet. Did no one archive it?
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>>69141538
>Katawa Shoujo

How long has it been since there was any new content for that? How the fuck can it have 3000 threads?
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>>69141239

I had no idea it was condoms on the bed. Glad she could enlighten me to that kek
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>>69141735
It's right on her feed, very recent.
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WE WILL BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF ISIS
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>>69141744
We get new people regularly. It's really the only place to go to discuss KS

lilly best girl hanako a shit
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>>69141630
It's a goat.
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>>69141239
Keep pressing lads
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>>69141888
china explosions are so underrated
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Turn up the heat on her now!

>>69141673
Good point.
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>>69141888
reminds me of that Cod 4 mission
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>>69141852
where? I don't see it.

help please! PLEASE
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>>69141239


She says she is ignoring the "randoms" on the internet but now is in full damage control and breakdown mode, responding to all of our claims
Soon.
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I hate twitter
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>>69137842
He is in and out as available.
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A few glasses of wine and she'll finally admit it.
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>>69141997
>>69141673
Well, Ms. Carpenter is a bit oblivious to what condoms actually are, I'm afraid, having never used any.
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>>69140307
>>69140402
>>69140569
>>69140753

gets me every time
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>>69139332

>students demand safe spaces from border patrol agents
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>>69141891
Only person to run harder than Emi for president is Trump, unfortunately Lily can't see that fact
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>>69137912
>Trump runs as a democrat
>republicans get quashed even harder
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DUMB BITCH IS TRIGGERED AS FUCK

EVERYONE RETWEET SCAVINO'S TWEET
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>>69142264
>bottom feeders
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>>69140307
Nice try Rato
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>>69142264
>photoshopping fake condoms

yea right. i took the pic from her account and saw the same thing playing with contrast&brightness.
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thought trump was at his best doing gladhanding - new hampshire, south carolina - along with rallies. will he do same in wisconsin? worried he's too concerned about optics of trying to hard then not winning.
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https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter


GET IN HERE BOYS,

SHE IS IN FULL MELT DOWN, TWEETING EVERY MINUTE
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>>69138400
538 is such bullshit. Every polling average has Trump ahead in every state, but their "polls-plus" predictions always put Cruz way ahead. Fuck those kikes.
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>>69142216
well if you're not a nigger you shouldn't be so offended by the word
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>>69138047
CHYNA
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>>69140307
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>>69142383
I'm enjoying watching this mistress squirm
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Protip: When someone cries "photoshop" but doesn't produce the original picture, they are lying.
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she pulled the literal woman card lmao
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>>69142216
> screams racism for the last 8 years
> people are still racist

Wut do.
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>>69141239
I seriously hope you guys don't fall for that.

Cruz shills are spamming her with an obvious fake shop and with speculative and unproven accusation to discredit you all. DON'T FALL FOR THAT.

Up until know you guys did a good job:

- Kept the Trump flame alive, even in times of doubt
- Spread the word, the memes and praised kek
- Organized enough people to go out and vote with information about how to register, what states are open primaries, etc.
- Didn't engaged in bad enough behavior to warrant to have your whole movement discredited right off the bat

Now the Cruz shills, pretending to be you, are:

- Posting easily proved falsehoods so they can easily disprove them
- Engaging in what can be construed in misogynistic attacks in order to paint you with the same brush serious GamerGate posters were

This tactic is very old and could work if you take part on it. If you ignore it and focus on the essential you will be fine:

- To find out the missing two in the NE
- To continue organizing for the remaining states

You guys will need to be very very smart in these next few months because both the MSM and the Cruz people already noticed how a small group of faggots can amplify and pass the message to the mainstream population.

BE SMART
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He still loves us, I thought he abandoned us
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>>69141584
they didn't fuck him for his looks, they fucked him for the promise of a better life.

>>69141538
let's say we average a trump general

1 per hour on election days

1 per 3 hours on non-election days

so far we've had 12 elections days, so that's 24x12=288 generals

I don't remember the date of the first Trump general, so i'll just guess Feb 1st (Iowa caucus)

it's been 60 days since the Iowa caucus, minus the 12 aforementioned election days

that's 48 x 8 (...8 generals per day on slow days...)

288 generals on election days
384 generals on non election days

so that's 674 generals total

but that depends on the date of the first general, which could go back to one of the early december debates.
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>>69142541
Sit back and enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_AUZVS5LP0
Some music for the show.
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>>69142732
he posted here like 2 days ago
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>>69138336
The article doesn't come out until April 4th, brah. This is just getting started, ya feel?
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She's having a meltdown, better hope nobody tells her about the Streisand effect

>>69142732
Milo? Never. Are you thinking of Ben Shapiro?
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>>69142264
This whore is beginning to piss me off. Unapologetic deceitful cunt.
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>>69142799
did he say anything worthwhile?
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>>69142638
This proves my point in >>69142717

In the next few days you guys will see, the whole MSM media will brush off the whole thing as if the only proof were that picture (that means nothing) and will never mention the National Enquirer at all.

Don't let the Cruz shills win this one, stay out and let their own shills to try to do their dirty work
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Wow, cruz is correct. HIs people never try to smear anyone.

https://twitter.com/jeffroe/status/713434556280360962
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>>69142781
They go back to the 1st debate.
t. been here the whole time
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>>69140307
I can't believe I wasted one minute of my time reading that shit
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>>69142963
Dunno, just noticed the thread in the catalog
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>>69142923

See >>69142717
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>>69142216
a racist wouldn't be offended by being called a racist
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>>69138867
His daughter just had a baby you mongrel
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CRUZ IS GUILTY AF
BIBLE THUMPING LIAR ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>69142799
Nuh uh
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>>69142923

She's blaming the condoms on 'photoshop'

Yeah, they fucked
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>>69143144
that's retarded
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>>69143090
Retards here, thinking they are BTFO of shills and liberals, will unwittingly and gladly destroy their own candidate by wallowing in stupid shit like this.

Don't tell them though, because I am laughing all the way to the bank,
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the only thing that got smeared was cruzs wang on her forehead.
i think we broke her /pol
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>>69137699
If Bernie never ran the dem turnout would be almost halved.
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>>69143242
She could've easily said the black thing wasn't condoms.
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>>69142732
He called me a bastard.

MILO YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD I LOVE YOU
no homo
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>>69142264
Can someone explain to her and the public how archives work?
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>>69137473

>>69137473

>>69137473

NEW THREAD

>>69143165

No proof, story is going nowhere.
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>>69143242
Does someone have the original picture? It was from a tweet, right?
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SHE'S MELTING SENPAI, KEEP IT UP
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>>69143360
Fuck you leaf
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>>69142923
For a good while Milo only talked about reddit and was only posting on Reddit
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>>69143360
Fuck off leaf
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>>69143360
Can you stop, you dumb nigger?
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>>69143360
Stop splitting the thread already for christ's sake
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>>69137550
Just got back from work

What's going on at the Capitol? Who shot it up, ISIS, Flase flag Soros plant, a dindu nuffin?
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Amanda Carpenter BTFO'd /pol/

https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/714544438547202048

>Get back to huffing chem trails
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>>69143360
No
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