Lets play a game.
This isnt your ordinary /pol/ thread.
In this thread we find share ghetto nigger tweets.
Find the most unintelligible, ghetto ones you can find,and rate each others.
Ill start.
>>69100105
What in the holy hell is that dipshit trying to say?
>buying money
>>69100776
that he's having a stroke
>>69100105
>that thick nignog speak
>>69100872
Is that why blacks all walk funny? Are they in dire need of medical attention?
>>69100105
Is she 19 or 20 right now?
Why is she asleep during a handstand?
What does it mean?
The ebonics
>>69100986
Your pic is giving me an ulcer.
Remember when English was a noble language?
>Select all tea.
>>69100105
>2016
>>69100986
I used to believe in giving everyone a chance, then one day I saw this and it unleashed something primal within that made me say "FUCK NIGGERS" really loud, in public. I was never the same
It doesn't matter what exactly he was trying to say. It's obvious what he expects the response to be.
Something about having sex with the inverted woman would be acceptable.
>>69100105
> niggers can't figure out why niggers are unemployable
I can hire a poojeet that speaks less English than that and is till more understandable.
>>69100105
What
>>69100872
Kek
They're not kangz anymore.
>>69100105
waow nice OC , don't have any kind of that content, i will just dump this.
>>69101891
Standards be raciss and sheeit, yo.
>>69101891
^ is that malia obama?
>>69102069
>is that malia obama?
Who knows? They all look alike, and smell worse.
>>69100858
exchanging foreign currency, or maybe at the bank buying a roll of quarters for laundry
>>69101891
mdr
>>69101891
>BLACK ROOTS Science
This page is such a goldmine.
>>69102180
the dude on the right gets me everytime
>>69102343
bernie sanders.
>>69102162
>>69100105
ayo hol up i think i can decipher this
he's talking about TWO different girls. the one out "buying money" (perhaps exchanging foreign currency at the airport, or at the bank buying a roll of quarters for this month's laundry) is 20 years old. the other gril is 18 years old and turning 19 soon, and likes to sleep in a headstand in front of a lamp for some reason. the author is curious about what you would do in this situation.
>>69101123
>Remember when English was a noble language?
Before the Americans started ruining it you mean?
>>69100105
I'm going to spend all day thinking about what the hell this means and it's going to drive me up the fucking wall.
Thanks a lot, asshole.
>>69101123
english has always been for the plebs
>>69100105
>In this thread we find share ghetto nigger tweets.
In another thread that will likely come up later, people will bitch about how black humor is spreading and wonder why it's happening. Thanks /pol/ for bringing every useless event full circle every day.
>>69102716
why all the hate, cheese fag?
True story:
>tfw in middle school
>english class
>teacher said "if you could choose any car, what would you pick?"
>first girl says "Mercedes cause they are luxurious".
>second kid says "Ferrari cause they are fast and cool".
>teacher calls on Cedric who is 6 ft tall in 7th grade
>"what kind of car would you choose, Cedric?"
>Cedric said "Shhhiieeeeet, I take anything".
Class erupts into chaos, erryone laughing hysterically.
>>69103010
Don't bother
Some people are not able to comprehend ghetto speak.
>>69103194
Laughing at nigs is not the same as laughing with them.
bump
>>69100986
>she gets bandz tho
>>69103511
Just wait until you inevitably see the thread later. The argument always goes both ways while also promoting the spread of this garbage.
>>69103008
>alika
yeah, leaking brain out of your skull
>>69103659
I look forward to you starting that thread to prove your own point.
>>69100105
Who is this titty twister?
>>69100986
And you got like 8 superb owls when Obama was shitting up the world.
It's like it's not even in the same space time continuum.
>>69103711
There's no need to when the worthless fucks on here already do it all for you. It's always the same like clockwork.
>>69102701
plausible.
>>69101896
He isn't really wrong though. Africans have to deal with far more shit than western women.
>>69100986
>presidents only serve 1 year
>>69100776
I live around niggers, I can decipher.
>she comes home from stripping, she's over a 10/10 she's a 20/10, she's 18 years old, what do you do?
>>69100776
he is talking about making letuce
>>69100105
>buying money
Is this the same guy that wrote "boiling a sandwich"
>>69100858
Dem forex markets anon.
Someone had to profiteer from the Canadian currency's demise.
>>69103285
What the fuck kind of class was that?
>> Not buying money
Ishygddt
>>69102343
'tis treason then
>>69103285
Nigger detected
>>69102180
A doctor, a lawyer, 2 astronauts and a psychologist
>>69100872
Holy shit you Finns have a dark sense of humor. I've been noticing it for 11 years.
10/10 I snorted.
>>69101891
AbsolutelyHeretical.mp4
>And that's coming from a fedora
>>69103194
Well it's becoming increasingly difficult for people to distinguish pol sock accounts from ghetto memes.
What really tosses my salad are the shit hipsters who post ghettospeak ironically.
>>69101891
WE WUZ GAWDZ AN SHIET
EMOTEP
HOTEP
RHA
HORUES
ANUBUS
KANG TUT
MOHAMMED
CLEAPATRA
GREEN LANTERN
METEORITE MAN
>>69103520
>I am penis
>>69102180
What's even the point of wearing pants?
>>69102701
Amazing. Here, have this honorary PhD in niggerology.
>>69104642
English composition.
Learning to write essays about random shit.
>>69100105
>>69102180
For the uninformed:
Wearing the pants down low is a black American homosexual mating signal. It symbolizes that he is seeking someone to perform anal sex on him.
>>69103797
>that filename
Just saw this on Facebook
>>69106128
>>69106128
I'm sorry you live in St Louis
>>69104347
thanks
i seriously could not understand what the fuck that nigger was saying
>>69106339
I do not
>>69106476
Atlanta?
Baltimore?
Minneapolis?
Anywhere in the South East?
You can't hide.
>>69100858
>he's not riding ETH to the moon
>>69100105
>>69100986
Why does the text always look like that in these kinds of posts?
>>69100105
precious
>>69106128
i... i dont even..
>>69102716
>Who is Herman Melville
>Who is Ernest Hemingway
>Who is Cormac McCarthy
Actually the last one might be a bad example but you get the point
>>69101891
What teacher asks "who is God?"
>>69106803
dear god
>tfw Assassin's Creed turns into Cotton Pickin' Simulator 2016
>>69105109
Having to see my sides back in, thanks asshole.
>>69107071
Why do people just tell blatant lies like this? And even if this were true, how would blacks dressing up as Egyptians prove anything?
>>69106803
>52 minutes ago
>23 minutes ago
she literally ranted for a half hour over an eight word response
>>69107174
it was real in their minds
>>69107190
YeP DaT WiTe GuRl GoT ToLd!!!!!
Ha hA Ha!!!
>>69102057
That filename, top kek mate, we should have listened to Booker T. instead of that cunt W.E.B.
>>69106303
>>69106339
>>69106862
I stopped texting people first, now look at who is trying to contact me. Nobody. I am getting no calls, texts, tweets or messages from anybody. You motherfuckers don't even try to talk to me. That's crazy. It's ok though, you're all still my friends
>>69106803
>((( WHITE )))
>>69107348
this shit makes no fucking sense.
>>69105109
>KANG TUT
>>69107348
>>69106749
is he called Brandon, by any chance?
>>69100105
You guys realise that it's ironic gibberish right? Like what this whole site functions on?
>>69106749
>>69106803
>>69107812
You got it. That appears to be his autobiography written as an epic poem.
>>69107835
I've got a whole file full of this kind of shilling.
>it's ironic
>its satire
>SJWs = /pol/
>morons, shitskins, virgins, NEETs, losers, racists
It's a very, very big folder. You guys work very hard at your jobs.
>>69102180
Isn't it pretty well understood that this was a joke?
>>69104062
Yeah, like lions and other niggers.
>>69103906
You need to remember that Americans don't use the metric system.
>>69107750
Nice edit, thank you.
>>69104715
>Light cone
This should be a thing.
>>69107873
he's actually kind of a genius with the onomatopoeia, I have to say
>>69107859
i-i-i-is that bill clinton after his bypass surgery?
>>69104665
most underrated post ever
>>69108043
How goes the revolution, comrade?
Venceremos!
>>69102180
>>69104347
Thank you dr Doolittle
Blacks are their own worst enemies. The only way to save them is to kick the chair out from under them and make them work.
Self-discipline has to be encouraged. The ghetto culture needs to be stripped and destroyed, otherwise they will continue to wallow in their stupidity and violence.
>>69107355
Holy shit, this.
Egypt was real in their minds! THEY WAS KANGS IN THEY MIND!
>>69107988
It's literally gibberish as a joke. I'm not even defending anybody or anything, that's just what it is.
someone post the true whiteys can't be deleted one, i need it on this computer
>>69108328
>Like what this whole site functions on?
>>69108146
Going well. We're giving Spain to the sephardites soon.
>>69108451
MagnÃfico. Carry on.
>>69103797
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>69108130
It's John Pertwee, who played the Doctor on Doctor Who in the early 70's. On reflection, he does kinda look like Bill Clinton.
>>69104347
You should stop watching animal planet
>>69108532
>stolencomputers.gov
>>69108884
RARE
>>69102153
Awww! I think that's so nice ... having your daughter entertain the rest of the family around the Christmas tree.
>Like a traditional family celebration
>>69100986
Oh wow
>>69102162
Is this all just one big prank to make niggers walk around with finger-goggles over their face?
>>69108032
10/10
>>69107071
We Assassin's Creed now
>>69101123
Never?
>>69103797
"I'm King of the World!"
>>69108224
Underrated post there, m8
>>69107835
No, that's how they speak in real life.
t. Baltimore.
>>69106788
Most likely because it's been passed around so much, using software methods that alter and recompress the JPG image. The artifacts are the result of the repeated application of lossy image compression.
>>69108224
10/10
some of them are funny, usually the ones about shy white kids shooting up schools, or just about white western men in general. because those jokes trigger many people on /pol/ and, strangely, /r9k/.
>>69100105
>Negroid thinks women age backward.
Nothing to see here
>>69102153
Is this how niggers play Charades?
>>69108224
my sides
>>69102716
>he said as he spoke english, the language that his culture values just as much as its own because its more useful than your germanic cave speak
>>69103698
Underrated
>>69103797
Old habits die hard
>>69106128
>/r9k/ blackfeels general
>>69102153
w000t?
>>69102701
Excuse me
I think the nigger thinks yoga bitch is a vampire who goes out and returns a year younger each night
>>69102663
I want this on a t-shirt
Someone said Americans ruined english, look at Nigeria
>>69108937
It's the bulbous nose and beady eyes.
>>69104347
Ayy why u b tellin whitey our secrets nigga
>>69112517
underrated
>>69115143
>Just because it is 60 degrees outside does not mean you still cannot catch pneumonia.
>>69115143
Nah, pretty sure this is just autocorrect fucking with him.
>>69100105
I always laugh hard hard when I see someone writing so extremely unintelligibly because I always imagine it's some super drunk guy trying to write something that he imagines will sound profound.
>>69115463
he's an illiterate nigger who can't spell "degrees". "pneumonia" is understandable, kind of, but still pathetic
>>69100986
Reminder that these people can vote
>>69115360
thanks for deciphering
>>69103520
are you lenin sıtalin socializm faggots?
>>69108224
>>69106628
Wsb pls.
>>69117009
What a ride that was.
>>69117009
>>69112398
Read his post again. He likes english, he just thinks Americans a bad people.
>>69108224
>Dr. Dindulittle
>>69109015
Eyyy
>>69117860
Okay, thats pretty good.
>>69117557
I never understood why they use the "q" like what in the fuck is that for ? To make the word look nicer ? Is it seriously for aesthetic purposes or to purposefully seem illiterate ?
>>69117860
What's up with the 100 emoji?
>>69117947
what are you talkinq about? looked qood to me..
>>69117860
I've been meaning to ask, just what the fuck is happening where a black twitter photo and text gets all that shitty color loss and artifacting around the edges? I use photoshop for just about everything, and I can't even begin to imagine how I'd duplicate that mishandling of an image. What the fuck are they doing to it?
>>69106128
not cryptic at all
i stopped texting people first.. now look whos friends with me? nobody. nobody calls anymore. my own sister doesnt even check up on me. thats crazy, but its alright, i'll go back to sleep
>>69117009
>>69100105
>that pic
What, what?
>>69100105
>This isnt your ordinary /pol/ thread.
You are joking right? I love some good old nig bashing using their own ignorance against them, but these threads are here all day. Way to be "new" OP.
>>69117009
hot
>>69118095
Some nigger must have made it while fucked up on something.
>>69106476
Its "I am not" bro :(
I'm sorry but i think the niggeritis is getting to you :S
>>69101896
I mean he has a good point.
God I fucking hate niggers so much. Wish the entire shitskin race was liquidated from the planet.
>>69101891
That's not something teachers ask.
"Okay, DeNashia, go to the front of the class. Now, who is God lol?"
>>69100776
come on, straya. Don't be racist
>>69117947
they say "nigga" with a hard G
>>69118061
I imagine they screen shot the original post and add a different filter when they post it , and it continues until it looks like it's been sitting in dirt lol
>>69118233
Did you get mugged by one or something?
>>69100986
I'm like 90% sure this was a joke. Still funny out of context tho
>>69101891
>when yo race so bad you gotta write fanfiction
>>69118344
Are you a nigger? Kill yourself shitskin.
>>69100986
Pretty funny but she doesn't look like a nigger.
>>69118419
Not a nigger.. Just seems like a very deep hatred.. any reason why..?
>>69100105
pol lets get a new hastag trending we need all of you to do this. Its about the religon of muh peace we need to make people realize reality. >>69117909
>>69108224
>>69117947
niqqa=nicca, just sounds softer, more casual version of nigga
dead niggers mmhmm
>>69118493
I'm on board
>>69117009
Gave me a boner.
>>69118591
so that's why earl didn't drop a new album yet
>>69107071
I think they mean RNA, I've heard of memory RNA in a Larry Niven book.
>>69109527
Like.
>>69117009
What the fuck?
>>69118061
Instagram you out of touch fuck
>>69108224
even niggers can't stand the smell of other niggers
>>69118568
Absolute degeneracy
>>69100105
>>69100986
Are niggers actually this stupid?
>>69118063
Mothafuckas, not my fucking sister
>>69100105
>In this thread we find share ghetto nigger tweets.
>>69119001
Yes Achmed
>nigger pranks his dad
>>69106803
> ((( White )))
what did he mean by this?
>>69107607
Hey, this made me laugh
>>69119965
>he
>>69101896
It is a good point and feminism is largely bullshit but I care more about white women then niggers so....
>>69111332
>I be kang of da wurl!
>>69104347
I honestly find this fascinating.
>>69118417
underrated
>>69100776
It's just nigger babble, that's how they talk online
>>69119950
The gif froze before the black kid's dad showed up. Can you provide the whole gif? It currently appears as if the black kid doesn't even have a dad at home!
>>69117989
Imma Keep it 100, in White Mans terms to be completely honest
>>69105200
> look up video
> its only an hour long
What
>>69102180
I'd hang out with the first guy on the left, he seems chill.
>>69106749
This cannot be a real human.
>>69120455
He actually was just late, had to sneak in through the garage door.
>>69107988
It's just the same leaf over and over again...
>>69103797
oh god, finns are getting better at bantz as well
>that filename
>>69117989
some rap thing. one of those monkeys said it on a mix tape and now they are all squawking over it.
>>69108224
Many keks were had
we wuz jeens n shiet
>>69118251
Oy I leffed
>>69116196
i didn't need that, nigel
>>69117009
gave me a pretty big boner
we wuz zoo aminals n shiet
>>69121252
fuckin shit did not realize the burglar had a gun too
>>69101896
Hes right though
>>69100858
He's saying being a prostitute
>>69121515
>We wuz jeens
My sides have abandoned me.
>>69117806
Underrated
>>69109021
NEW
>>69102716
Defense
>>69101896
No way that's a black man, look at his use of periods.
we wuz star trek n shiet
>>69106749
Im not sure what, but some shit is going on with this man.
we wuz psychic hair n shiet
>>69122046
>>69119950
Kekked hard
>>69101896
Don't black s only believe blacks have problems too, though?
we wuz kuked n shiet
>>69106749
holy shit martin lawrence went of the deep end
>>69122142
>she is protected by the guardians
>>69122046
>chlorophyll
W-what? Are niggers plants?
>>69122142
>HUEman
>tfw black
Fucking christ, what is it with american blacks
I have never seen any blacks here in england this fucking degenerate
