So there are rumors of a Cruz sex tape existing. We must fire up our Twitter accounts with the hashtag.
Use this picture, retweet EVERY tweet with the hashtag.
http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/03/27/cruzsexscandal-amanda-carpenter/
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-tape-exist-real-watch-download-screenshots/
http://huffpost.com/us/entry/ted-cruz-national-enquirer_us_56f6a613e4b0a372181a17fa
It is rumored that something will drop either tommorow or April 1st, and anonymous has said they have the tape.
We just need to get the hashtag trending and it is over for the crux campaign.
Think about this, we can effectively destroy Cruz's campaign and grant ourselves victory over the liberals and the neocons.
We will be unstoppable, and all it takes is a tweet.
>>69067697
I highly doubt it exists, as much as I want it too. He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to do something like that given his position. Neither could any of the women, I'm sure they fear prison or assassination.
>>69067854
>Assassination
What is this? 1950s Russia?
>>69067697
There has to be camera evidence of Cruz and Lady X going into a hotel together.
Kek, guide us
We all are gonna make it brahs
>>69068111
KEK CONFIRMS
This is fucking pathetic.
>>69067854
When meme magic is involved, anything can happen.
On the very downside, you'll see some gremlin like troll in a sextape.
On the very plus side. It could be Katrina or Amanda with horrible fucking pov's and camera angles.
On the very fucking horrible side, 80% of it is mostly Ted.
Like the worst part is when you're fapping, about to cum and the angle changes to show him orgasming as well.
That's the most worst case scenario.
sorry, it's over for trump.
his numbers are collapsing. nothing will save him now.
i don't even want to bother with this because it's futile. cruz is the new trump, everything you think is bad for him helps him.
>>69068045
Dùbs confirm the tape, check em
>>69068255
Check these ones as well
>>69067697
Neocons are outright satanists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKp15jaxQjI
>>69068255
FUG MEME MAGIC
>>69068255
Checked
>>69068231
Leaves don't get opinions when weedman 2015 is their leader
>>69068255
there is no tape, faggot
dubs mean nothing
>>69068255
OH MIGHTY KEK
MAY IT BE THE MAIN FOCUS AT THE TOWN HALL MEETING
>>69067697
If the sex tape exists, someone will release it eventually, according to their plan, but I don't see how memeing this hashtag would expediate the situation.
with the way things are going I wouldn't be surprised if even there wasn't a sex tape, meme magic retroactively brings one into existence.
>>69068231
le increasingly nervous man
>>69067854
>He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to do something like that
Crazier things have happened
>>69067697
shes hot, fair play to the lad
>>69068255
i think the memes have become too powerful
>>69068470
its not a sex tape, idiot. Its a tape of Cruz walking out of a hotel with a woman
>>69067697
Is that a man's shirt on the chair in the background?
Is there a photo of what colour shirt Cruz wore that day?
Ok everyone.
If you have a #CapitalistArmy Twitter account or just a /pol/ account, it is URGENT that you tweet.
Everyone reading this should tweet right now.
Usually when hashtag threads are made it takes 2 or 3 threads to gain traction.
If everyone reading this tweeted 2 or 3 times, we could be trending by 6 or 7 threads by now
You just need to believe, believe and act
>>69068685
This. Just surveillance footage of him hanging around a strange woman. That alone would be damning, no nasty sex tape required.
>>69067697
April 1st. Dont be a fool nigga i dont buy it.
>>69068147
KEK THY WISHES BE OBEYED
>>69068844
>>69068808
>Just surveillance footage of him hanging around a strange woman. That alone would be damning, no nasty sex tape required.
Trumplets are an endless source of entertainment.
>>69068844
>>69067697
National Enquirer won't release another issue until Wednesday so probably no new info until then at least.
>>69068844
KEK DEMANDS IT
That is what you should be doing.
Tweeting with the tag and getting bigger accounts involved
>>69068952
That's a very rare pepe my friend
>>69067697
>anonymous
>>69069164
It's crazy how objectively beautiful she is, but is then ruined by liberalism.
Or maybe it's just crazy instagram filters.
Thread made on cripple chan /pol/
Gonna make one on the /BMW/ - Berau of meme magic board soon
What's the point of this? If they release the tape it will all happen naturally.
If they don't, or if it doesn't exist, we're just burning ourselves here.
>>69070237
If it does exist, then we could speed up the process
Making a tweet will take less than a minute lad
The Rubio campaign knows it exists, Wilson knows it exists
It'd be even better if Cruz set up cameras without them knowing.
Like icing on that fucking cake.
>>69067697
How about one of you find it instead of just talking about it?
You must believe /pol/
This seems more like a ruse designed to get us to over-reach.
>go to one of OP links
>Following the unverified Ted Cruz sex scandal by the National Enquirer that alleged that the Republican presidential contender had five affairs, Twitter has begun to trend with #TedCruzSexTape.
The problem is, I thought we already established via other articles that #TheThing was a video of Cruz and one of his mistresses emerging from a hotel together, not a sextape.
Never heard of this sextape thing, and it seems the evidence in your articles entirely consists of "this was trending on twitter." Maybe it was never even trending on twitter, so now the goal is to get it trending, thus proving the article correct.
>Cruz sex scandal won't make it past the weekend
Kek didn't bless it, therefore your meme magic wasn't strong enough. Also, it was obviously blocked by Jesus this Easter, who might as well be Ted's brother.
Give it up!
>>69068255
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!?!
THIS IS GETTING SCARY YOU GUYS!
>>69068349
don't be a faggot canada
>>69068965
I
>>69067697
>slandering a man and ruining his hard work on a dubious claim just because you dont like him
this is liberal tier pathetic stuff guys
>>69068952
>tfw someone saved my rare OC hermetic Pepe
feels good man.
>>69068255
>>69070329
I doubt it exists. #TheThing has always referred to a vid of Ted/Mistress leaving a hotel together. You need to get some better articles than the ones you have in the OP.
>>69070752
L
meme magic now
>>69070821
Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.
>>69070821
>hard work
I'll bet it was. You sir are hilarious.
CONDOMS CONFIRMED
>>69067697
>It is rumored that something will drop either tommorow or April 1st
>April 1st
OP was a fag today, as usual.
>>69071281
W
>>69071303
magnum?
>>69071310
April 1st is an important day in the scandal.
>>69071482
too small
>>69071303
Holy shit, the stupidity. People will actually buy this shitty shoop.
>>69071555
kek
>>69067934
Pretty close desu
>>69068111
Holy shit Zyzz brah is Kek.....
>>69068255
Memes are real
>>69067934
Turning up the contrast and exposure
I'm seeing something
(App is vsco)
>>69067697
Or april 1st
>inb4 a tape is released of rats fucking and I never recover my sides
>>69070841
u should feel good its fucking glorious
all praise to kek
i know it's too much to hope for, but something about this... fits
i mean, why would a fucking LAWYER run for president when he knows he's not eligible, or might be brought to court.
the man has no notion of consequences
>>69071804
wallet?
>>69071609
>>69071836
Consequences will NEVER be the same
>>69071836
He was supposed to drop out long ago and make this between kasich, bush and rubio, making it a 100% win scenario. The deck was stacked.
>>69071868
Could be. It also looks like those little printed cards that are sometimes on pillows...
Yep. That's a Johny alright
>>69071898
That's def two slim fit real cheddar condoms
>>69071868
maybe condoms?
>>69071987
>>69071898
Idiotic. No one takes a selfie with condoms next to them.
Is meme magic truly sprouting? Or has it always been here, just waiting to be called upon. The chosen meme magicians will lead us to prosperity. Thank you lord kek.
>>69067697
lets just kill niggers pol
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/demon-nigger-69
>>69072080
In the pic without exposure at max it looks like a Wallet m8
No one can see the circle shape
>>69071804
what
dude fuck off. I used to be for Trump in the beginning but you faggots are making us look retarded. This tabloid bullshit is not helping Trump, quite the opposite actually.
Just take a second to reflect on how stupid this is
>So there are rumors of a Cruz sex tape existing. We must fire up our Twitter accounts with the hashtag. #CruzSexTape
You are the cancer killing /pol/ and Trump's campaign.
>>69068231
I know you're just baiting, but it works the opposite for Cruz than it does for Trump. Cruz has built his campaign on religious fanatics while Trump built his campaign in disaffected working class and middle class people who get ignored by the GOP and the Democrats. A sex scandal would do far, FAR more damage to sanctimonious Cruz than it would to swashbuckling Trump.
>>69068255
Dubs says Cruz will drop out in disgrace.
>>69072295
I can only enhance so much, but you can make out the ring
>>69068220
My waifu didnt fuck rato
Enough with that rhetoric
Katrina is a milk chocolate angel
>>69072223
That is one narrow wallet.
>>69072361
>scandal about cruz
>HEY GUYS IT WAS TRUMP'S FAULT, I CAN'T SUPPORT HIM ANYMORE
Niw let's say this sex tape is real?
What's ratos favorite possition?
How big is his dick?
Does he eat ass?
>>69067697
it's the dress tag you retards
>>69067697
trump, pls
>>69072598
Rato doesn't eat anything. Two minutes pump and cum missionary lights off. Says a prayer afterwards.
>people think cruz has sex with adult women
>>69072486
ENHANCE
>>69072732
I CANT ENHANCE IT ANY MORE
In what universe would there be a sex tape? I don't think Cruz is that stupid, do you? It would be political suicide.
>>69072544
Going as far to suggest that there is a sex tape is full retardation. This is Kim Kardashian tier bullshit, you're just making Trump supporters look like complete idiots.
>>69072644
That's a big ass dress tag with a wring popping out attach the the rear end of a dress and not the stitching
CRUZ FUCKED ME AND I LIKED IT!
>>69072848
>there's people speculating and not immediately coming to assumptions
what a travesty
the sex tape part might not be true, but this is 4chan, we've done bigger things and we need to check out every possibility
>>69072782
ENHANCE IT GOD DAMN YOU
>>69072799
Rumors are that the Rubio insiders have a video of them leaving a hotel room together, not the actual sex itself.
>>69072080
>No one takes a selfie with condoms next to them.
Do you live on a different planet? People are fucking retarded.
>>69067697
HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND THE FULL UNEDITED CRUZ SEX TAPE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1seIssDM4X8
Elpresador has an opinion about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyiCzRdGjFA
>>69068791
Alright I'm tweeting,
but where did anonymous say they have the tape?
>>69073060
Rumors from where? This fucking site?
>>69073163
News said it along time ago
>>69072732
Enhance 34 to 36
>>69073143
BASED
YES I GOT THIS EXACT THREAD STICKIED ON CRIPPLECHAN
Muahahha
Double penetration
>>69069164
wow she was beautiful
>>69072848
You a /cruzmissile/ now? shill
>>69067697
She took the Cruz Missile,
Was it a blast or a fizzle
>>69072080
Married women have taken selfies with the man's shoes they fucking neatly parked in front of the television stand. The object between you and the real world causes situational oblivion which is why many news cameramen get killed because they do not react appropriately to danger.
>>69073438
It's sad because she became ugly inside and out.
>>69072782
calm down, anon. you could prolly save the enhanced pic, reload it into your app, and use the effect again desu. the only limit is your creativity.
>>69073249
>>69071804
What do you think that is?
>>69073689
Brilliant
>>69072295
>>69073889
I think it's Jebs guac bowle
>>69073895
but WHAT is that?
>>69074009
it's illuminati bux
>>69074009
Chewing gum.
>>69073895
Invert and emboss effect it,
>>69074009
I wonder
>>69067697
that black shape looks apart of the sheet, like it's some stupid minimalism design
also there's something behind her, on the sheet
The sex "scandle" does not exist and is not based off fact, it's based off tabloid bullshit that has been right only 4 times in the past 20 years on big stories.
The sex tape is not real.
No major news outlets will ever report on this bullshit and your making Trump look retarded
>>69074221
Can't do either, I'm laying in bed and I don't feel like opening Photoshop
>>69074240
Fuck off shillbilly.
>>69070074
She looked shit. Better at the rally, tbqh.
>>69074247
Fuck off memeticfail cunt.
>>69074247
>>69067697
I'm not a Cruz fan, but I give him props for smashing this pussy. Ms. Carpenter is pretty hot in this pic.
>>69074247
>scandle
kek
>>69074282
Watch out for flensers lazy bed beached bitchboi.
>>69074247
>No major news outlets will ever report on this bullshit and your making Trump look retarded
Is that why we have employees from the Washington Post saying that at least two of the alleged women that Cruz fucked were correct, as well as a Breibart employee complaining that he was scooped?
There is a black object in this picture.
>>69074309
Go die of nuclear radiation you fucking chink.
I never denied that Ted Cruz might have cheated on his wife. But you idiots are analyzing bullshit.
>>69074374
>>69074412
No it's a fact. If you take the national enquirer seriously you may be a fat middle aged woman in a motorized scooter.
Seriously, I support Trump and this is some bullshit
>>69074418
I would if he didn't build up such a holier than thou image.
>>69074563
Even Rick "Nigger daughter" wilson has talked about the video
>>69073895
This is easy to replicate.
>Be an iphone owner
>Buy the mentioned condoms
>Place them on your bed
>Sit next to them
>Make sure your bedroom has standard bedroom lighting
>Take a picture in front of a mirror
>Dress optional but a trap doing it would be a plus
See if you get the same results as ms carpenter
>>69074709
Yeah but finding rat condoms probably difficult
>>69070720
>stop being wet, water
>>69074801
A thimble could be a good substitute.
>>69074517
Ehh, probably a sock
>>69074517
>tfw this cunt is this retarded
>>69074597
>I would if he didn't build up such a holier than thou image.
eh, that just makes it more fun b/c it's naughty. he shouldn't be president b/c he is a hypocrit, but by all means, I hope he keeps going to church, having hot sinful sex on saturdays, and repenting on sundays.
>>69074517
That looks like a different object. Definitely see a cord. Probably a charger of some sort.
>>69073060
>Rumors are that the Rubio insiders have a video of them leaving a hotel room together, not the actual sex itself.
dang. was looking forward to cruz ass to mouth fucking amanda
MEMETIC ARMY IS INBOUND. WE NEED BACKUP. WE ARE COORDINATING HERE:
>>69075353
>>69068349
You doubt the power of Dubs Canada?
Don't make us annex you
>>69074517
I think that might be Cruz himself, his tail is just the right length
>>69075974
cringe.....
>>69068349
>>69067934
Hillary managed to off some cronies over Whitewater dealings. It's still a danger, especially when messing with establishment-money candidates.
Important to spread before morning news cycle begins.
>>69076052
>>69076628
Psssht, it's the secret containment thread for the newly arrived wave of redditors. Play along!
>>69067854
>he couldn't possibly be stupid enough to leave a semen stained dress
>>69067697
I've barely slept, but I'm down for this. I'll take the day shift tomorrow. Constant hashtag push, death to all who lie about our Emperor.
Jesus.
Photo editor on iOS:
>>69071380
A
>>69072848
>you're just making Trump supporters look like complete idiots.
>look like
The ship sailed on that characterization long ago.
>Creating this shiit with no basis as to why, then attempting to fill in the blanks after the story is broken
Literally the same as libtards
You guys are incredibly embarrassing at this point.
When I go to bed today I'll pray Trump will lose simply because you guys annoy me with your childish shit every day.
>>69068255
PRAISE KEK
>>69077570
thanks so much
>>69077475
I followed Gerge Stephanopoulos around DC with a now successful Amerikan tv star. We had taken 150ug of pure acid. He never noticed us until I started heckling him when he tried to slink away from a gay bar with hands in pockets and head down low.
>>69077958
Kiss Amanda on the chin for us once the klonopin calms her down.
>>69070821
Using cruz and hillary tactics back on them is fair play.
When they accused a new York Yankee of being kkk (an insult to southerners) Trump had to disavow 100 fucking times.
Now this disavow tactic is being forced onto lying ted.
Get it friendo? Now, fuck off shill.
>>69077587
L
>>69068255
>>69073895
SET ENHANCE TO 11 GODDAM IT
>>69068231
See this was much better than the last attempt, but you still went too far at the end.
You already get the last word in in your own post. Drop those parting shots and you'll have solid 6 or 7/10 bait.
>>69072361
When you kill yourself, post it on /b/
>>69077570
you can see the outline!
Our numbers are growing but we need more meme magic!
>>69075353
>>69078350
I've been active in politics for decades and I wouldn't recognize George Stephanopoulus with his name written under his face. That must have been some great acid.
With all the phony bullshit always slung around about how Breitbart does things that Andrew would be ashamed of now and all this talk about the video tape, I'm finally shocked that Breitbart, founded by the man famous for offering $100,000 dollar rewards for tapes turned down a fucking Cruz scandal tape.
>>69078629
L
>for the meme magic
