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>>69055776
No awoo please
awoo?
ANTIFA KEK BTFO BY BASED SEAN BEAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZXNuqje_es
>>69055776
Last call for Lion Trump shirts:
https://teespring.
com/DonaldTrump2016lion
Needs one more to print. MAGA
>>69055776
>looking that good after labor
HIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG
THEODORE REX
>Born on easter to a Jewish mother
WTF
WTF
WTF
CHRIST HAS RISEN
>>69055776
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AWOOVEMENT
Guys this is fun and all...
...
but...
...
WHAT DO WE DO WHEN HILLARY DEVOURS THE BABY?!?!
RATO'S LOVE CHILD
>>69055921
>those full titties
GIVE THEO A MAGA HAT
doing hats pics no gifs
Daily reminder to secure your stash of rare TRUMPs now before the price explodes.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOvement
Any reason why Amanda Carpenter is fucking everything up for Ted Cruz? Jealous Mistress?
>>69055776
awooooooo aw....
HIGH ENERGY RAWWRRRRR
where is that one autistic faggot that always complain about anime?
Get in here, hanz. I have this burning feeling to shitpost, and you german cucks are so easy to fuck with
that poor child is gonna have his dick bit
>>69055815
Awooo!
https://teespring.
com/donald-trump-2016-awooooment
M
A
G
A
>>69055808
Thank you.
>>69055967
Large ears are a dominant genetic trait
The mother has large ears
Doesn't matter what the father has.
Sorry but you're going to need more proof than the ears.
>>69055776
>tfw u will never be inside ivankas pussy and you will never drink her breastmilk
hey guys
>>69055967
Someone educate me on ear traits?
Is this plausible evidence?
How is this woman better looking than 99% of the female population after labor? Goddamn
The Trumpinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
bonus points to whoever finds kasick
>>69055921
Ivanka always looks good, what did you expect?
>>69055920
Is there one with just the lion that says MAGA? Looking for pic related in shirt form.
>>69056071
>>69056009
TARGET SPOTTED
i'm about to fap, here have some trump tits
>>69056104
hi
>>69056074
>>69056106
already looked it up
>>69055524
>>69055984
pls
>>69055952
>>69055967
This is disinfo. Stop spreading this bullshit.
>kushner
Might as well be kosher
>>69056075
Why live?
>>69056009
I'm not the one but I really dislike that Steven Colbert gif. I think it's more that I really dislike him enough to dislike the gif for him being in it.
>>69056016
and you're about to have your ass spanked you dirty boy.
>>69056075
Sucks to be you
>>69056074
>>69056106
>>69056165
>>69055967
The sister and carpenter have the same ears as ted though.
>>69056155
hey
>>69055776
tfw my babies were wrapped in the same blanket
>>69056114
superior genetics
>>69056106
Someone did it already, Ear traits are more likely to come from the mother, who also has outwards ears.
WISCONSIN RALLY IN TWO DAYS.
WHO HYPE?
>>69056068
AWOOOOOO
>>69056114
Big Dons genes are strong
>>69056159
Does this mean it is plausible or isn't?
oh fug
>>69056165
We do shit for the lulz here rato. If it triggers Carpenters husband we win.
>>69056071
my name is Bill
If you need Wisco broken down. Trump's odds are good.
>>69056239
Tell me more Ahmed
Post your MAGA pets
>>69056239
report it, abdul.
>>69056304
Sure it's plausible going by the dates, the ears alone aren't sufficient proof though.
>>69056236
B-but I wasn't being jewish, anon.
>>69055776
Ohhh, look at that little Jewish fella.
Soo cute, how she mixes the white race into oblivion.
>>69056106
Who cares, all you need to do is plant the doubt in their minds.
>>69055776
She had the baby?!
>>69055967
Nice but why the pictures of elephants? Making fun of Rato's ears or the GOP mascot, or both?
>>69056159
The time frame is more damning. And the nose. And the fact that she got hired by Cruz a month after her son was born.
>>69056196
Educate me on colbert
Who the fuck is this faggot? Seems extremely edgy and really leftist.
>>69056272
>>69056363
Who gives a shit? Tweet it to her husband and laugh
For what purpose pol? For what purpose would Cruz send $48k to Sarah Isgur Flores?
>>69055977
>>69056272
Don't know how to feel senpai. Anyone from WI? What can we expect?
>>69056417
Elephants afraid of rats..?
I'm reaching here
>>69055985
memecoins seem like a great idea
>>69056161
wink wink
>>69056388
Ivanka isn't a jew though, jewish religion states jews can only come from the mother.
She reverse race mixed a jew into destroying himself, technically.
>>69055776
GOD BLESS YOU IVANKA!!
>>69056272
I can't fucking wait
>>69056388
Cuck the jew hans cuck the jew.
>>69056457
haha
>>69056409
>Brian Lee Henderson is Theodore Trump from the future, sent back to save his grandpa from being murdered and causing WW3. Unfortunately the timetravel process gave him brain damage.
>>69055942
a sign of things to come...
>>69056468
Thank you masshole
>>69056139
>LOOK GUYS SPOTTED THE SHILL! POST MORE DEGENERATE CARTOONS! THAT WILL SHOW HIM
All you accomplish is what i said in the last threads: making this general a mess by letting people spam thinly veiled autism under the disguise of cheerleading.
shes hot
When are all the shills going to leave?
>>69056432
Unfunny leftist John Stewart offspring like that John Oliver faggot.
>>69056464
kek
also some of these PAC names that these people come up with are fucking ridiculous
>>69056588
>>69056490
Ha ha
>>69056432
He had an alright show where he essentially parodied the O'reilly Factor. Now he's not in character and he's absolute pure cancer.
>>69056629
When their mom tells them to go to bed.
Guys, after seeing that Trump's new grandson Theodore James Kushner doesn't have the Trump name I realized now I have to depart the Trump train. I can't do it anymore.
I now pump iron for Ryan.
>>69056464
Dink in pink isn't free anon
>>69056629
When reddit calls them back
>>69056607
Out of curiosity what do you get out of coming here?
POST IOWA CHAN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS IM DONE PLAYING NICE CAUSE IT DIDNT GET ME (You)S
This has become the most pathetic shill thread on this website
Shameless jew advertisement
>>69056588
>Unfortunately the timetravel process gave him brain damage.
kek.
>>69056629
21 Jan, 2025
>>69056607
>thinly veiled autism
Do you know where you are?
>>69056464
To shill for him on tv interviews.
/shrug
It could also be to keep her quiet, but that isn't much cash.
>>69056629
November
>>69056353
This.
Post pets instead of cartoon skanks.
>>69056359
>>69055942
yea this is probably the first time that has happened since jesus died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69056432
Liberal comedian on comedy central, how do you not know him? It was either him or Jon Stewart that was the predecessor to le 2015 man John Oliver.
They peddle news from a liberal slant and make jokes, trying to be funny but overall failing at it.
WHO MAGA HERE?!
>>69056607
>complains about anime every thread
>at 3:30 in the morning
Yeah I'm autistic lmao
>>69055984
please and thank you
Mr. Trump has been motivated by the birth of his grandchild. He's back to shit-posting on Twitter.
I love this Madman.
>>69056800
It's in addition to the $500k that was sent to Fiorina's campaign my man.
>>69056750
While the Trump supporters are away enjoying Easter with their families, the shills have come out to play.
>>69056852
>>69056272
Like you wouldn't believe.
I honestly didn't realize how fun watching Trump rallies was until he stopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kU4dbW0KG4
>>69056359
Na du? Postest auch oft auf /deutsch/, gell?
>>69055967
The kid's blue eyes are from his mom and dad, there's no sign of Rato eyes which are beady and greenish with some pigmentation around the pupils.
>>69056629
do you have the sauce for that?
>>69056464
If you watch the Colbert/Stewart footage 4 years ago about superpacs, they talked about how, even though it was illegal to coordinate with your superpac - the superpac could hire and pay your employees to do their stuff.
So move along, nothing to see here about the Carly campaign's campaign manager being hired by the superpac to do stuff.
Supposedly one of the restrictions on superpacs is that they can't pay the salary of actual campaign workers, so this payment is above and beyond what she gets paid for being the campaign manager.
>>69056915
Had to be one helluva blow job
>>69056588
>>69056272
What are the chances Ivanka and the baby are on stage?
>>69056915
That smug face always makes me kek.
>>69056822
you just want us to be contrarian and spam anime at you to slide the thread. We know your tactics.
>>69056272
I can't contain my excitement!
>>69056938
Faggot kike. You should be put in a camp.
>>69056871
>>69056272
>>69057095
wat
If Trump doesn't win Wisconsin how fucked are we?
>>69055984
Do this one please
>>69056965
>That video
Wew lad, I'm hype as fuck now
>>69056976
Hazel eyes and blue eyes can make blue eye's, usually grey but blue is not uncommon
>>69055967
i was watching some old x-files last night and the episode was about this disgusting fat loser janitor at a sperm bank or some in vitro fertilization clinic or the like. anyways, it starts off with like 5 babies all being born with tails and the families freak out and accuse the doctor. but then we see that the loser janitor used to have a tail and could manipulate his epidermis somehow to take the appearance of other people, so it's revealed that he took the form of these women's husbands and knocked them up with his disgusting alien rat sperm.
Couldn't stop seeing Cruz as the janitor. So, i guess all i'm saying is that maybe we should check these kids for tail removal scars.
>>69057149
PANAINO
>>69057154
just stormfaggots. ignore them.
so whos ready for the biopic of the trump campaign?
heres who i will get for ben carson
>>69057159
Not even phased.
He only needs 18 delegates
>>69057149
Missed a hat on the other hand.
>>69057159
Not at all.
>>69056272
I hope he comes to WA soon.
So why did one of Cruz's mistresses receive $48,000 from that anti-Trump super PAC?
>>69056445
>TFW you get MAGA's within literal minutes of your life
>TFW you are part of Trump's Dynasty
>TFW your name literally means god in greek
>TFW you were born on easter
>TFW you are born into greatness
This is literally the second coming.
>>69056699
Who here /pumping iron for Ryan/?
Might even become a delegate just to vote for him on the 3rd ballot.
>>69056965
Would be better with Sinatra's My Way desu
>>69057241
Kasich is going to win another state?
He's not technically Jewish by blood unless the mother was born Jewish, no?
I mean, he can be raised however and she can be a convert, but traditionally, he would not be a Jew by blood and birth, unless I am mistaken. I dont think I am though.
>>69057253
If he does it will probably be Spokane
>>69055776
First comment, best comment
>>69055776
Little JEW RAT
MAGA hats all the birds in this pic?
This pretty much says it all. The entire election summed up in one picture
>>69056982
Walk me through this because I don't really understand superpacs
>Flores works for Fiorina as Fiorina's campaign manager
Is Flores paid by Fiorina's superpac, or Fiorina's campaign itself?
>A Cruz superpac sends $500,000 to Fiorina's campaign
Why would this ever happen if they're running in the same race?
>Flores receives an additional $48,000 from Cruz superpac
Again, why? Was Cruz's superpac paying her off to prevent Fiorina from attacking Cruz?
>>69055942
Birdie Sanders BTFO
>>69056272
wish i could go. fucking janesville. might as well be in illinois.
test
>>69057317
Absolute worst case scenario.
>>69055776
>Kushner
Oy Vey, they betta throw him a Brit milah and circumcise the chew.
>>69057328
What? No! I'm in NW WA and that'd make it impossible for me to go.
>>69057279
Taking a shit for Mitt tbchwy
>>69057317
Kasich thinks he will win PA. But that's what Rubio thought about VA.
>>69057411
Come to the Right side Anon
>>69057180
>>69057408
Sadly this.
>>69056288
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>69056718
Okay, I'll tell you. Keep it to you will you?
I get $ 1,45 per post, directly from Ted Cruz' Keep the Promise SuperPAC transferred on my bank account.
Tax free. Not bad for shitposting, you have to admit
I will delete this post after a few seconds so that not everybody sees this.
>>69057449
46000 dems switched in PA since the start of 2016
>>69057469
What would I do? Farm wheat?
>>69057413
Why not revive the Romney/Ryan ticket for another go?
>>69055942
>"Wouldn't it be great if Ivanka had her baby here in Iowa? I'd win instantly!"
>"Wouldn't it be great if Ivanka had her baby here in New Hampshire?"
>"Wouldn't it be great if Ivanka had her baby here in Florida?"
>yfw born on Easter and win the Presidency instead of just winning a state
>>69057350
Kek, this is good shit.
>>69057449
>>69057392
Well he is out polling rato.
But it's not a caucus so I'm personally leaning more Trump
>>69056445
hahaha please send them that
>>69055776
>kushner
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>69057540
Too late, cuckboy
>>69057540
HOOK A NIGGA UP
>>69055776
So a kike oozed in her vagina and then she squeezed out another little sadistic merchant bent on enslaving the goyim
wonderful
>>69057546
the wheat is nice here desu
>>69057540
>shitposting shills lying about the rates they get
It's not even that high quality of a shitpost. I wanna talk to your manager.
>>69057266
>tfw one of the first things you do in life as a baby jew is cuck all of /pol/ by sucking on ivanka's rocking fake tits
Filthy shills.
>>69057546
To come here for a day? I mean if you wanna farm wheat, but we dont do that here..
>>69057485
jej
http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/03/27/ip-johns-notebook.cnn
The Stop Trump movement is a joke
>>69057485
>>69055952
Just match it
>>69056017
>>69055776
Was the baby born in Iowa like promised?
>>69057688
>fake tits
I-is that true?
>>69057693
I'd take that deal
>>69056272
>YFW TRUMP BRINGS THE BABY TO THE RALLY
>>69057693
>$1.45 per post
Yeah right, the going rate is like 5 cents for a post with content
>>69057317
Looking like he might sneak up in PA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
>>69057408
>The fact when they have already lopped off that little bubala's forskin
kek
>>69056432
you really don't know who colbert is?
>>69055776
Is the DRUMPF family legal now that they have this anchor baby???
FUCKING IMMIGRANTS
MELANIA CANT EVEN SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH CAN YOU IMAGINE A FIRST LADY WHO SPEAKS IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
>>69057332
Someone give me the rundown on this fellow please. Is he retarded? Mental? Or just really fucking odd?
>>69057615
>>69057334
>>69055942
Indeed he has risen
alithos anesti!
>>69057818
Why? and have him end up like bernie baby? I would not take that risk.
>>69057241
what website is that?
>>69057685
>>69057693
>>69057659
And this is why you are all gullible autists who believe and eat up everything. Anime shrouded your ability to judge.
Fell for the bait.
>>69055987
>Best girl spotted
I feel compelled to fix your images hat.
>>69057821
I get paid 3.50 per post directly from the Jeb Bush campaign.
Jeb is a mess
>>69057868
>>69057353
1. Flores is Carly's campaign manager, so gets paid salary for that by donations to the campaign itself. Payments from the superpac would need to be moonlighting for other services.
2. the Cruz-supporting superpac sent 500k to the fiorini-supporting superpac.
3. "consulting" is vague. Hard to believe that reporting of transactions between related parties isn't required to be more detailed than this.
It's looking like the no-coordination law is only forbidding the candidate from contacting the superpac. It's not credible to claim that the Carly campaign manager isn't coordinating with a group that's paying 48k to do consulting work.
Not sure if this report is an annual or quarterly report of this amount.
>>69057698
I'd have to book a hotel room and take multiple days off. Honestly I hope he does somewhere on the west side.
>>69057859
I think I watched him when I was like 12yrs old but I don't remember much about it.
This was from my Electric Jew Years so about 99% of what I watched was crap anyways. No need to remember anything that is not noteworthy, after all
>>69057733
is this cul?
>>69057936
So edgy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Does anybody have that deck of fake Magic: The Gathering cards of Election 2016 memes where the Don and Jeb! were planeswalkers? I need it because reasons.
>>69055942
She isn't jewish though you stupid fuck.
>>69057886
will keep you posted
>>69056417
Elephants have really big ears.
>>69057936
>Obvious bait responses to your bait response.
>You still take the bait.
>>69057954
that would be nice.
>>69057582
Why not just give the nomination to Bush Sr. This time he can beat Clinton
>>69055776
Holly shit. My middle name is James.
Feeling connected to the God Emperor now, and it's lovely.
>>69055776
Wait what's happening now? Are they trying to remove Trump somehow from the race?
>>69057659
As if they would pay anywhere near that amount per post to a Kraut. Those are Australian rates.
>>69057039
Slim, she still needs to recover for at least one day.
>>69057868
Who's Drumpf?
>>69057936
Hanz, will you just stick to having your wive and daughter being fucked by muslims? You fail at comedy just like you fail at life
I got a perfect picture for you about your "Humor", but my folder is an unorganized mess ATM, so have this you useless cuck
>>69058036
awwaoaaoah l-lewd
>>69057886
all 3.
thinks hes some social media superstar that is entitled to "his wealth" that the government will give him
>>69058012
Worth it. We have cheap hotels
>>69058107
This, we can make Jeb the VP so when he dies in office he can take over and get our third Bush president.
shills are shitting up the old thread. Reddit is raiding us
>>69052570
Does anyone have that picture of Christie, Carson, and Trump saying "I HUNGER FOR MORE", "I HAVE AWOKEN", and "I AM GETTING STRONGER"
>Drumpfags are this delusional
>>69056075
Fuck...
IVANKA FOR VP
>>69058192
Hahaha, go get shot the next time you go outside.
Oh wait, you never do that, you fat fuck.
>>69057807
I believe it is true, but it is not for us to judge the god emperor's offspring and future MILF POTUS.
>>69058195
lewd senpai
>>69055967
That child has the ears of his mother. Sorry to break it to you but just compare and you will see it.
>>69058068
She converted to judaism that makes her jewish
are you retarded?
>>69055776
congrats Trump family, best wishes
>>69058348
I don't know.
>>69058287
Those jugs being fake... sorrow upon earth.
