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TRUMP GENERAL - RISE ABOVE IT ALL EDITION
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http://trumpgeneral.com
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
R. STONE: Rubio’s People started it first/Closet Blowjob/Rato’s Bluffing or he’d sue already

SIGN THE PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc

>DELEGATES Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 465/Soros Puppet: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

RALLIES/TH
>Temecula, CA Citizens Rally 3/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPLVibXBSY

INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHitPusVhA
>Milo on Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on The View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on GMB (Pt. 2) 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on GMB (Pt. 1) 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Trump on FBN 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE

ENTERTAINMENT
>COMFY: Trump Drives You Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o
>Ted Copulates w/ Rats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
>YCSTT Vol. XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Student Trump Supporters CRASH Sanders Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLkzrQely5c
>The Hillary Elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3prWbKb25KQ
>Cuffclinton.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg (Daily Updates)

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>>68989515
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THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT
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Can we reomve
http://trumpgeneral.com and
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
from the OP pls?
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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ANTI-TRUMP SHILLING RECENTLY?!?!

WE EVEN HAVE A FUCKING SANDERS GENERAL?!?!??!
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Why did this meme die so quick? I thought we're better at memes than the liberal Drumpf posters
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>>68993590
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>>68993601
No Ahmed, we can't
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>>68993575
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>>68993575
That's all Stone said about it? I thought he had proof? So glad I slept in.
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>>68993601
I'm a tourist but was pretty impressed by trumpgeneral.com. Why would you remove trumpgeneral?
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#WhenWillCruzSue
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>>68993601
I literally just added them yesterday.
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=126ywvK-46U
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Justin Trudeau fags are thumbs downing this video, please thumbs up!!!!!.....!!!!!...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NVPABZDEc3I
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>>68993649
kind of overshadowed by cruz getting his dick wet and implying that he fucks rats
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>>68993575
Is it just me or is it annoying that political comic artist feel a need to label fucking everything? I get that that's a protestor and I get the cactus represents his lead.

It just takes away from it.
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>>68993575
>the petition
Why would we walk away like cowards when we have the right to carry there and can start the conservative revolution for a real america under Trump?
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So where is the Cruz story going? Are more details from the national enquirer expected?
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>>68993785
>[Rioting intensifies]
kek
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>>68993768
I'm also impressed.
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>Irish paper today
It's starting to happen
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>>68993849
Apparently there is a video of Cruz and one of his mistresses leaving a hotel / restaurant but that has yet to be released.
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She's getting serious about this, can't wait to see what says.
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>>68993813
He labels things so morons like you can understand it, in writing we call it spoon feeding the audience. Children like you need to be spoon fed or breast fed. Arent you the same rambling child from the last thread?
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>>68993849
>Are more details from the national enquirer expected?
I sure fucking hope so
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>>68993649
The honey moon phase is over and now we will see if it sticks around like most memes or burns brightly and dies quickly.
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>>68993907
I think she's just milking for attention
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>>68993625
Shills are hard at work since #CruzSexScandal.
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Lyin' Ted holds the bible up high in one hand, then sets it down and lies. He is perhaps the single biggest liar Trump has met in his life, let me tell you. Very sad!
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>>68993849
>>68993903
There's nothing. If something like that existed, someone would've already sold it for top dollar.

>>68993907
Why do you guys buy this crap? This is some random bitch on twitter
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>>68993837

>>68993849
Nowhere, it's pissing me off.
>I have evidence at 7am!!!
>it's fucking nothing
>some faggot on twitter says he had 90% of the evidence but lost it because reasons (I had it guys, promise!)
It's fucking nothing and /pol/ is getting too optimistic about Cruz being completely destroyed by slander.
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>>68993601
>trumpgeneral.com
It's actually pretty good, shut up Gerry.
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CHINA...
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Do you guys think if we tell women voting for Bernie Sanders or Hillary that their vote perpetuates ingrained western imperialism and islamophobia that we can make a few of them stay home instead of voting?
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>>68993907
Who is she
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>>68993798
God, his voice is so faggy
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>>68993849
If anything is going to develop, expect it after Monday. This holiday weekend means a lot of the reporters are off. The B team is working most major outlets. Should the B team break a huge story while A team is away, it would upset the agencies.
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>>68993849
>Are more details from the national enquirer expected?
probably the people involved are selling their stories now for book deals so who knows who will get it to press first.
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maga
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>>68994011
>Why do you guys buy this crap? This is some random bitch on twitter
Probably because she was talking about it before the article. Could have been a coincidence though.
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>>68993957
Of course she is, else she would have done it immediately.
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>>68994024
A fucking leaf! This is why we need a filter to ban leafs so their useless rhetoric doesn't indignify our glorious threads.
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>>68994011
I don't think so, not everything gets released the split second it becomes known.
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>>68993903
>>68993935
>>68994011
>>68994072

My big concern is that if this allows Cruz to lose without some more evidence, all oh his voters might be pissed enough to not vote Trump in the general election in even higher numbers.
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Anything good happen in the last week besides the Ted Cruz scandal? Been too busy to pay much attention.
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is trump still doing good? i havent been on here in a week or so and it feels like everyone is against him. i already voted for him in my state's primary and will vote for him in the general so im not concern trolling.
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>>68993798
God that faggot is annoying. These liberal idiots truly think words hurt.
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>>68994147
Doh ho ho, you're saying we need a ban block? Like the type those SJW have on Twitter?
What's wrong fatso, can't accept discerning opinions? Need to go hide in your **safe space** like a good little lefty?
That's also a good place where you can ignore reality.
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>>68994176
Noone gives a shit what you think or how many posts you quote because you are not a trump supporter. Your probably aids skillrex or are you getting mad at being kidded?
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>>68993927
No...unless I'm shit posting while I sleep. Being able to solve the catchpa unconscious would be a great feature.

Anyways why would you want dumbasses reading your comic? Why would you pander to them? You're making political comics not a children's story book.
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>>68994176
I think that Cruz has tapped out on his demographic. There won't be enough of the evangelical cucks to make all that much of a difference
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>>68994050
Just some random chick on twitter with 30k followers. She's throwing around names and some pretty interesting claims regarding cruz.

Interesting to see how it'll play out.
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>>68994199

Yeah he's doing really well on the general polls, he will most likely be nominee and he has a good chance of beating hillary
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>>68994176
Cruz voters aren't beholden to Cruz. They see him as a means to an end, a way to get a brokered convention, and to stop a Trump presidency.

Your worry is unfounded.
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>>68993798
I wish I could see Trump debate him. I wonder what nickname he'd give him.
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>>68993907
see
>>68993125
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>>68994248
Fucking leafs arent even human, their third worlders in the eyes of the G8. Now go back to your basement, your inflatable doll is waiting since no woman will touch you.
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>>68994293
*feat.
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>>68993889
That said, I can't make head or tails of the cruzsexscandal site. I'd like a place with high-resolution photographs and a short explanation of the current investigative status (like a who's who or something).
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>>68993798
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All right, I just checked again and she just said this.

This is triggering my bullshit meter pretty hard right now.
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>>68994293
>Anyways why would you want dumbasses reading your comic?
You do exist and you are a dumbass so clearly need that special attention little baby. Your just taking out how your family never loved you on Ben Garrison, gonna throw more of a tantrum than your last post?
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>>68994216

I'm about as traditionalist as it gets my friend I don't give a fuck what people say, but this may change your mind on how words influence the nature of reality.

http://www.masaru-emoto.net/english/water-crystal.html
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>>68993575
Has anyone made parody lyrics for "When the Man comes around" yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzUrHvSOmEI
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>>68993575
Trumpgeneral.com was JUST posted to forumeuropa.net.

The information on this is really getting spread far and wide!
http://forumeuropa.net/showthread.php?tid=5174&pid=46208#pid46208
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MY PARENTS ARE RATO SUPPORTS

Give me the most damning evidence so far he is having an affair

your best screenshots, pls and thank
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>>68994518
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/26/lyin-ted-cruz-campaign-refuses-to-give-fec-details-of-campaign-loans-from-goldman-sachs/
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>>68994515

OH GEE GOLLY GOSH WILLIKERS I MEAN

COME ON THIS IS JUST NUTS OH GEE GOLLY GOSH DARN OH OH OH OH OH

...

Zion_Agent_Kasich.exe has stopped working.
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MAGA
A
G
A
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Alright guys i'm signing off for now. Some other Anon will have to keep the threads going.

Also: IVANKA STILL HASN'T HAD HER BABY

Isn't she like weeks overdue?
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>>68994445
Well she needs to put up or shut up.
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>>68994445
She is full of it. We'll see that audio/video that she releases tomorrow then we should forget about her.
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oy vey
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So uh... What the fuck happened with Roger Stone Jr this morning?
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>>68994176
Just remind them that the alternative is a Hillary presidency, with 2 or 3 Hillary Supreme Court appointees.
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>>68994445
Exactly,, it's fucking bullshit. She has nothing.

>>68994372
Pathetic. Can't even take the bantz.
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>>68994683
She's in her third trimester. Trump has been memeing about her dropping a kid for attention.
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>>68994467
fag science
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>>68994767
Fake and homosexual.

>>68994784
Literally nothing.
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>>68993907
Attention whoring
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>>68994784
I think he just challenged Cruz to sue if he's really innocent.
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>>68994784
Absolutely nothing.
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holy shit plebbit hard at work
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/572796238946545664
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>>68994815
>Memeing for attention

If only he had mentioned that in "Art of the Deal."
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Ted gonna be nominated anyway.
Screen this post.
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The IRA had terrorist attacks you bigot so that means you should ignore when Muslims do it too
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>>68995089
>hides post
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Ugh, I think i am going to go innawoods until tuesday.

I can't handle this energy deficiency
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>>68994784
He talked about Cruz getting a bj in a closet at the Republican convention.
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>>68994283
No one*
you're*
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>>68995156
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>>68994784
https://mobile.twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/713910468000227330
Did he spill the beans today, or tomorrow?
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>>68995219
Stone gave him a blowjob?
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Ayyyyyyy
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>>68993813
They're intended to stand the test of time. They shouldn't have to be current to be easily understood by the masses.
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>>68995319
everyone is just attention whoring, the ONLY important people here are those 5 bitches and Breitbart
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>>68995403
If only we could find the escort
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>>68995403
>the people who haven't been identified will SURELY talk guyz.
Meh.
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>>68995403
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Include this in entertainment to lift spirits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
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>>68995432

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

PLS

no distracterino
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LOW ENERGY GENERAL
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>>68994445
'family emergency' is one step away from the 'my dog ate it' excuse
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>>68995553

"I will show you true power"

>MFW Soros dies the day before election results of heart attack
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>>68995737
his heart and lungs are younger than you.
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>>68995842

Won't stop him having a stroke.
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>>68995842
How much younger?
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>>68995553
Kek, this is great
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>>68994463
No one here thinks your cool /b/. Me and you are the only ones reading your posts.

Go learn from Australians.
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There is an idea of an Eric Trump...
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>>68996122
Witnessed.
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>>68995988
I had a bunch of Rupert annuals as a kid. Sadly, I don't have them now. I need to get some for my own kids.
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Anyone have a high-res pic of the whore?
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Kayluvsredwings/status/713854033132449793
https://mobile.twitter.com/Kayluvsredwings/status/713854033132449793
https://mobile.twitter.com/Kayluvsredwings/status/713854033132449793
https://mobile.twitter.com/Kayluvsredwings/status/713854033132449793

Why's he such an asshole?
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>>68994467
Have you ever read the secret life of water?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5HZkxfujG8

come watch me talk to Bern victims in the park.
Just a look into their world moving to november.
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>>68996257
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>>68995403
Who is this?

I was gone only for 2 hours lads, what the fuck is going on
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>>68996203
I'm dissappointed one of my more low energy shops got dubs
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>>68996271
She didn't have feathers
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>>68996271
He is a violent old jew. Does anybody have the gif of him pushing the girls arm away on a talk show?
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If Trump was an animal what would he be?
If Cruz was an animal what would he be?
If Kasich was an animal what would he be?
If Hillary was an animal what would she be?
If Sanders was an animal what would he be?
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>>68996329
Sorry, this is supposed to be the lawyer, right? Isn't the prostitute the middle one in the NE spread?
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>>68996329
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What the fug
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>>68996459
>Lion
>Rat
>Sloth
>Hedgehog
>Kike
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>Soros productions
Jesus you don't even need to alter Garrison's new stuff.
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>>68996476
We think it's the school teacher since the other one remaining has her tits on display.
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>>68995553
amazing!!!!!!!!
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>>68996257
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>>68996459
Lion
Rat
Chipmunk
Harpy
Dead horse
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>>68996459

Trump: lion
Cruz: rat
Kasich: sloth
Hillary: spider
Bernie: seahorse
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>>68996271

Was he doing that because he wants to protect her from a collateral shot or just a pure self-indulgent glory soaking commie ass hole?
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>>68996459
>Trump
Godzilla
>Cruz
Rat.
>Kasich
Roach.
>Hillary
Snake.
>Sanders
Decrepit poodle.
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I remember after sanders' last bashing he needed to win like 10% over Hillary. Is he still "on track"? I wish he was finished for Reddit fallout
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>>68996630
>seahorse
kek
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HONESTY TIME THREAD.

Did you think Trump would be in this position when you first started out?
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>>68994467
Pseudoscience, if you yell fuck at water you can still find pretty ice crystals or ugly crystals when you are nice to it. Water always have a bunch, just pick one and take a picture. It does not prove anything because you can easily make a contradicting study with the exact same methods.
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>>68994293

Because a dumbass's vote counts just as much anyone else's and there's a lot more of them.
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>>68993625
THEY'RE AGGITATORS!
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>Trump makes ridiculous video about Carson that everyone hates
>Paris attacks happen and everyone forgets

>Trump does bad at debate
>Cruz caught eating a booger and everyone forgets

>Trump does bad another debate
>next morning: NEW KNIFE FOUND AT OJ'S OLD ESTATE!!!! everyone forgets

>Belguim terrorist attack to boost Trumps numbers

>Ted Cruz sex scandal


Everyone thank Barron, our future overlord for makin shit happen

Thank you Barron, my master.
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>>68996737
yes - a guy who has mastered television for decades is bound to succeed at television-run campaign
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>>68996459
Lion
Rat
Basset hound
Jackyl
Jew
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>>68995553
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>>68996459
>Lion
>Rat
>Baby
>Warthog
>Goblin
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>>68996737

To be honest I liked Rand in the beginning and still kinda do, but I realize now that I can't agree with everything on Trump - and that's okay because he's anti-globalist.
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>>68996459
Lion
Rat
Literally who???
Demon
Jew
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>>68996311
Thank god Hernie has zero chance of becoming POTUS. That pathetic old jew doesn't have the authority to run a podium let alone the highest office in the world.
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>>68996940
I respected Rand up until he race baited after he got butthurt over Trump.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jwzCXYERls
>I need some help finishing up Rocky Raccoon

Now somewhere in the backwoods of Alberta Canada
There live a you guy named Raphael Cruz
And one day he ran of with another lass
Bit young Raphy in the ass
Raphy didn’t like that
He said, “I bet this was Big Don”
So one day he went on twitter
Didn’t expect he’d end up in the shitter

Raphael Cruz, came into the US
And started to hold up his bible
He raised the book high, then started to lie
to slander the name of his rival
His rival it seems, had bested his memes
by saying he’d deport illegals
His name was Big Trump, the cucks called him Drumpf,
but everyone knew he was regal

Now Trump built the best, with very low debt
beautiful assets all X X
Rato he flipped, and licking his lip
He said “Donny, this here’s X X X
Obama came it, stinking of sin
And proceeded shit on the country
He said, "Raph you've just been shlonged"
And Raphy said, "Pres, you've got it all wrong
And I'll be better, I'll be better, when I get some Soros money”

No Lyin’ Ted Cruz, had fell for the ruse XXXX
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>>68996737
In the beginning I thought Trump was just a meme and he wouldn't even win, I was more of a Rand Paul guy. But now, I'm Stumping for Trump and want to MAGA.
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>>68993895
Thanks for posting that m8
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>>68995553
HIGH ENERGY!
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>>68996737
I thought he'd quickly drop out like in 2012. I wasn't entirely convinced until he won his first primary
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>>68997281
KMFDM doin' it again.
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>>68997020
This seems accurate.
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Happy Easter /trumpgen/

Can someone MAGA this in celebration of this Holy day?
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Are all "Irish" Americans this retarded? I just made a joke about the guy with no legs having to crawl on board the plane.
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>>68995988
kek wills it

>>68996040
i think theyre pretty young, 20 something if im not mistaken
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>>68997549
happy easter
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OP pls add this Trump interview from ABC "This Week":

http://youtu.be/gIxSfrBuWJk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
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>>68996329
Looks like the Enquirer took a picture of one of their interns.

Fake story is fake
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>>68996737
Last year I thought he was a joke and it would be another Bush/Clinton election, but over time I thought to myself "Trump is playing the media like a fiddle, he knew they'd react this way."
When I actually began looking at his policies I felt more comfortable with the idea of having a strong leader again, I'd rather it be him than anyone else in the race. Now I'm a registered republican and waiting for my chance to vote in the primaries.
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>>68997605
Are they female?
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>>68997768
i dont know but thats very interesting, i never thought about that
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>>68997709
Maybe not five, but there's so pretty crazy evidence Amanda really slept with Cruz. Just waiting for one more detail to drive this home.
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>>68997549
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>>68994798
True. There will probably be a level of healing kind of like after the Civil War.
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>>68997556

"Irish" Americans is just what white trash in America call themselves to pretend they have a alternative national identity.

"Italian" Americans are the same.
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>>68996940

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI
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>>68996573
>hedgehog

i was thinking more like skunk
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>>68997660
Nice, this was this morning I take it?
Shame I missed it.
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>>68997620
yeah, a little bit ago
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>>68998041
Thinking annoying, spikey and good protecting itself
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>>68997902
I love you anon. MAGA
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>>68997660
>NATO doesn't have the right countries in it for terrorism.

KICK TURKEY OUT.
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Guys what did roger stone say? My catalog won't refresh properly and I'm not seeing anything anywhere
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>>68997616
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>>68998119
how about porcupine? shillary is far too ugly for hedgehog.
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>>68998012

Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there’s no memory
It’s only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
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Amanda Carpenter pic of her children
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>>68998337
Yung Clint was cute. I would've fucked her
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>>68995553
Lost my shit at Soros. That was HIGH ENERGY m8. Tip top. Thanks!
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>>68997959

Italian living in jersey here. Can confirm. We're all like 3rd-4th generation at this point and we've been mixed so much were all white enough to be indistinguishable from other kinds of whites. NY is still tan though
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>>68998370
not her kids anon. just a retweet
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>>68998370
who's the cum dumpster on the right?
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Hey guys, the beaners made a statue of Trump for Easter! I knew they secretly loved him.
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>>68996459
>Lion
>Rat
>Squirrel
>Hyena
>Tadpole
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>>68997660
>that music that kicks in
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>>68996459

Lion

Rat

Sloth

Bat

Crab
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>>68996851
Things don't just magically work in Trump's favor.

He makes them work in his favor.
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>>68998370
Again, not her kids.
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HAPPY EASTER
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>>68998263

Anybody?
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>>68998399
i would have too but god i cant even stand looking at her now
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>>68998506
>no sombrero

-1/10 Mexican't
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>>68998317
>>68997616
little fix
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>>68993575
Guys what should my next Trump pic say???

Suggest what it should say!
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>>68998597
He really didn't say anything we didn't already know. It was really disappointing
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>>68998370
>i'll give you this sword if you stand with the sign
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She speaks
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>>68998763
Why didn't you get out and vote?

It actually would make the most sense and also fire up people to vote.
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>>68993575
>Trump hasn't had any rallies in awhile
>People make their own Trump rallies

Beautiful.
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Does anyone want a maga hat done

preferably cute 2D girls
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Oh no, Trump grande!
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>>68998809
>empty slander
Boring boring boring.
I want evidence, not empty words.
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So I'm guessing we've given up on the whore 'Natasha' lead?
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>>68998837
HIGH ENERGY
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>>68998809
This shit is crazy.
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>>68993625
Fuck them niggers
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>>68998862
I would love more easter themed qt anime girls with MAGA hats if you're feeling up to it.
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>>68998399
Agreed, she looked pretty solid in the late 80's

Something about those eyes gives me a rager, its such a shame she's a kikepuppet
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>>68998779

What a faggot. I can't really feel out how this is going to effect the race. It's not even getting as much coverage as the little beef trump and Cruz had earlier in the week. Probably doesn't effect it either way
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>>68993625
>sanders general

actual kek
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>>68998951
give a fucking image you yank rat
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CNN is analyzing Trump campaign. It looks like they're doing their version of in the hall of trumpen King
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>>68998809
Evil.
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>>68999034
Do the bunny too pls
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>>68998809

>be 2016
>still using pharmaceutical drugs to suppress the symptoms of illness instead of finding the root cause in deficiency and curing it

>>68998891
yeah i would like that too.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/713910468000227330

does anyone have a link to this evidence?
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>>68999054
delete this
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>>68998881
Low energy fireworks
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>>68998809
She strikes me as some sort of mental case. Schizophrenic or something.
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>>68999004
i threw up
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>>68998468
kill yourself
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>>68993895
1,000 hours in paint
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>>68999034
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With all the evidence against Hillary Clinton in her 'email case'. Why isn't she formally charged and trailed. Or better yet imprisoned for her illicit actions.
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>>68998809
Just shit flinging from a literal who. Brutal though.
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>>68996476
Is that Filthy Frank on the left?
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>>68999146
It was nothing. He just repeated the marco rubio dirt digger stuff
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>>68999257
FBI is working on it, but don't get your hope up
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>>68999257
Fuck that's rare.
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>>68999257
Her husband is a former president.
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>>68996557
Yea,full of shit
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>>68999034
MAGA
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>>68998428
Tri-state checking in
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>>68999257
raer.

despite the fact that she is woman, she is pretty smart and crafty
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>>68996737
I thought it was some ridiculous publicity stunt
Then I watched a rally and watched the first debate in the Reagan library
At that point I knew it was real
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>>68999432
She is basically the Donald on the dem side. Nothing sticks to her. A worthy opponent
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>>68998951
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>>68999257
Why does your Texas flag look gay?
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So has Rodger stone made his announcement yet? Or is it the bj thing?
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>>68999257
She is protected by tons of people and would immediately be pardoned by Obama
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>>68999350
I think you mean
>Oman that's rare
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>>68993575
Can i come to the us as an refugee when trump wins?
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>>68999494
A worthy opponent makes for a well deserving victory.
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>>68999593
Fuck off Carlos!
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>>68999556
Does Obama even like her though? In 2008 they completely trashed each other and Hillary was the first one to bring up his birth certificate. Bill Clinton just recently talked about how shitty the last eight years have been as well.
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>yfw Trump still wont win the general
lmao
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>>68996737
I supported Bernie at first because everyone I follow on Twitter wanted him.
But then I actually did some research on Trump and Sanders policies and saw Trump was the more practical of the two.
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